Destroy the Godmodder

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I throw a piece of bacon at the godmoder, and when he looks to see what it is, I shoot him with my Hallowed Repeater!
Class: Mage/Ranger
 
My robot detects the infection! It flies out of the fort and flies towards the godmodder, firing at him!
My rocket turrets fire at Super Sanic!
The fort is damaged, so I repair it!
 
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I take a random robo-monkey thing and throw it at super sanic, but the robo-monkey thing is a grammar/spelling nazi and begins attacking super sanic's name bar, with super sanic in the way and taking heavy damage!

2/3 for the charge of potential: potential up!
2/2 for the moldy cheese wedge!
Backstory: This rather cruddy mod I worked on back when I was still a n00b. I didn't leave previous downloads though, so the old sprites for the greatswords probably aren't visible anymore, but trust me, they were big, poorly colored triangles that looked like moldy cheese wedges and because I was planning on balancing out the mobs later (but never got around to it obviously) they were stupidly overpowered. If you have a bile fascination to try it out, I'mma warn you, the modpack's pre 1.2
Anyways, I pull out the entire collection of moldy cheese wedges, and then all the other overpowered swords from the modpack, carrying the entire stack of unsightly, unbalanced, and most importantly, un-sensical (whoever's heard of a dirt greatsword?).
I splay my hands forwards, sending the entire stack Super Sanic-ward, so many swords at such high speeds and such low quality that he can't even try to dodge! He is promptly impaled by the moldy cheese wedges, which now have holes in them (somehow increasing damage) thanks to dinkle.
So they must be moldy swiss wedges.

I begin alchemizing... A rifle with a rifle to make... an assault rifle! (I'm assuming Level 1) 1/2
 
not enough drama, huh? they godmodder and the pro godmodders surround me, and threaten to terminate my steam account unless i join them!
 
I begin charging something! (1/10)
In the meantime, I sit down and read a book while waiting for 1.3.
The rocket turrets fire at Super Sanic some more! (Die already!)
The robot flies around and shoots at the godmodder!
 
"Thanks for the gunblade, friend!"
The summon continues! <4/5>

I rekt all the PG entities with my new Waluigi Lawncha!
Morshu resummining continues! (3/6)
4000 damage to the Terror Zombie and Super Sanic!

Zero Suit Samus gets in her ship and flies away.
I summon Proto Man! A whistle is heard before he appears.
Proto Man shields himself.
ZZS leaves.
Proto Man gets killed by a bunch of noobs!

Bahamut has been summoned! [25000/25000 HP] <5/5>
Bahamut and myself take cover in Teag's fort!
I Shoot at the Pineapple Meteors with my Gunblade to direct them towards the Godmodder!
Bahamut patrols the skies for enemies.
The meteors will hit everything if they land, so you decide to just deal 5000 damage to one.
Bahamut sees the T-Rex approaching.

blah blah Morshu summoning (4/6)
I reload my Waluigi Lawncha and help Starhunter redirect the meteors! (and if they're already completely redirected I aim at the Godmodder)
5000 damage to a meteor!

"thanks, mister turtle man!"
I begin casting Barrier around the fort! <1/3>
Bahamut returns to the fort, and I instruct him to defend the fort from invaders.
Bahamut returns to the fort to guard it.

As my third and final attack for this turn, I summon the N64/Hyrule Warriors Great Fairy to scare the Godmodder.
(also I continue resummoning Morshu (5/6))
The Godmodder isn't fazed by that!

I continue charging (2/5)
I use my squid launcher on super sanic
Super Sanic throws the squid to the Godmodder, who eats it.

Squid launcher! Oh yeah!
YEAH!

Since the godmodder ate my fists I hit him with the rest of my body. I will not be stopped!
The Godmodder eats you!

I shoot so many burgers at the godmodder and he eats all of them, so he throws up!
Redstone uses Magic Mirror to get out! He summons Lepus (N)! (40000/40000HP)
The Godmodder eats Redstone, Redstone's Magic Mirror, Lepus, and the hamburgers without any problem.

I summon Riki the Stealth Assassin!
Riki disguises as a teleporter!
That teleporter's a spy!
The Godmodder then kicks Riki into space.

[OVERWHELMED WITH ERRORS: REBOOT NEEDED]
[2/2 problems need to be solved]
[uses Debugger to solve 1 problem]
[somehow strengthens the code so that it can handle more errors]
I get stronger as I get struck down... apparently.
k den

charging (3/5)
takes out a giant kitchen knife to slash the pineapple queen
4000 damage!

ALIGNMENT:AG
Attack: Creepy application of Rule 34 of EVERYTHING the Godmodder holds dear, beginning with Terraria, and finishing with a bunch of kiddie cartoons (I guess I´d take damage as well if I WEREN´T F***ING INVINCIBLE!?
The Godmodder curls up into a fetal position on the dining room floor.

I summon Slifer the Sky Dragon!
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15000/15000 Health
PG
Silfer gets shot down by the only noob who is smart enough to use a bow.

*throws weapons at everyone*
Wait I forgot to buy bullets :| use your own!
k den

[NO ERRORS NEEDED TO BE FIX NOW]
Reboot has been complete. Now can handle up to 9 errors.
[Building: The Twins (Mechanical Boss)]
ERROR: COMPLEX BOSS. ERROR BEING FIXED.
[Stopping the building of The Twins]
[Starting to create a Modular factory module of: Mechanical]
[Steps until completion 7/8 since one step is already complete, the module bases were always somewhat stored.]
k den

I build a factory that makes antibodies that kill the godmodder!
Lepus decides that it is worth fighting against the godmodder so he lays an egg and falls into a spike pit! A new lepus us born! (39000/39000HP)
Redstone turns my burger launcher into a throwing knife launcher. He fires it!
The Godmodder ignores the factory.
The Lepus egg gets disolved by the Godmodder's stomach acid.
Redstone is in the Godmodder's stomach.

I summon the Enragement Child in Sephiroth form.
S.EC: 400000 hp
S.E.C gets killed by the army of noobs.

charging (4/5)
attacks terror zombie with Slicety slice! Dicety dice! Stabbity stab stab stab stab
4000 damage!

Sephiroth Enragement Child tossed a Status Bomb and got everyone on the Godmodder´s side high.
S.E.C is dead!

I begin charging a Solar Strike (Basically the same as an orbital bombardment, but used on a star: Specifically the star the Godmodder´s planet orbits) 1/20
Sephiroth Enragement Child threw a bunch of magical deadly explosive balloons around.
Not really a double post.
S.E.C is dead!

Slifer the Sky Dragon uses Energy Wave Cannon!
Silfer is dead!

He has to wait really long in the dinning room,
a mysterious light flashes through the door
?

AG:
I throw a piece of bacon at the godmoder, and when he looks to see what it is, I shoot him with my Hallowed Repeater!
Class: Mage/Ranger
The Godmodder ignores the bacon.

My robot detects the infection! It flies out of the fort and flies towards the godmodder, firing at him!
My rocket turrets fire at Super Sanic!
The fort is damaged, so I repair it!
The robot tries to fire at the Godmodder, but a big chunk of moon falls from the sky and is blasted into oblivion.
5000 damage!

I lend everyone a holy blade
k den

I take a random robo-monkey thing and throw it at super sanic, but the robo-monkey thing is a grammar/spelling nazi and begins attacking super sanic's name bar, with super sanic in the way and taking heavy damage!

2/3 for the charge of potential: potential up!
2/2 for the moldy cheese wedge!
Backstory: This rather cruddy mod I worked on back when I was still a n00b. I didn't leave previous downloads though, so the old sprites for the greatswords probably aren't visible anymore, but trust me, they were big, poorly colored triangles that looked like moldy cheese wedges and because I was planning on balancing out the mobs later (but never got around to it obviously) they were stupidly overpowered. If you have a bile fascination to try it out, I'mma warn you, the modpack's pre 1.2
Anyways, I pull out the entire collection of moldy cheese wedges, and then all the other overpowered swords from the modpack, carrying the entire stack of unsightly, unbalanced, and most importantly, un-sensical (whoever's heard of a dirt greatsword?).
I splay my hands forwards, sending the entire stack Super Sanic-ward, so many swords at such high speeds and such low quality that he can't even try to dodge! He is promptly impaled by the moldy cheese wedges, which now have holes in them (somehow increasing damage) thanks to dinkle.
So they must be moldy swiss wedges.

I begin alchemizing... A rifle with a rifle to make... an assault rifle! (I'm assuming Level 1) 1/2
All of the attacks kill Super Sanic!
You have gotten Super Sanic's Spoil of War! The Kayaws Emeralds! I will detail what they do in the OP.
Rifle && Rifle= Assault Rifle (Level 1: 1/2)

not enough drama, huh? they godmodder and the pro godmodders surround me, and threaten to terminate my steam account unless i join them!
You join the PGs!

I begin charging something! (1/10)
In the meantime, I sit down and read a book while waiting for 1.3.
The rocket turrets fire at Super Sanic some more! (Die already!)
The robot flies around and shoots at the godmodder!
Super Sanic is dead!
Another chunk of moon blocks the shot!

The rake continues attacking the terror zombie.
I continue summoning the horde of dragons. (3/5)
4000 damage!

The AKRD fires weak energy blasts at the Pastel Burnt, Wounded Pineapple Meteor, and Omega Ridley, dealing 2000 damage to all of them.
Shia goes back to watching birds.
The Rake scares the Pastel Burnt into not attacking this turn.
Alex and Steve rebuild the fort.
Omega Ridley claws Bahumat for 3000 damage.
The Pineapple Queen summons 5 Pineapple Warriors.
The Terror Zombie smashes a Pineapple meteor into oblivion.

Teag's Fort [AG]:HP: 12000/20000(+8000 health per turn)
Awesome Killer Robot of Death [AG]: HP:15000/15000 (Infection: 50%) (Infection goes up by 25% per turn.)
Shia Lebouf [AG]: HP:3/6
The Rake [AG]: HP:14000/24000 gdyusguygsuysdgs:III
Alex [AG]: HP:10000/10000
Steve [AG]: HP:10000/10000
Bahumat [AG]: HP:22000/25000 (Protecting the fort)
Omega Ridley [N]: HP:33000/35000
The Pineapple Queen [H BOSS] HP: 29000/65000 Fruity Reckoning: IIII Weakness: Undiscovered
Pineapple Warriorx5 [H] HP:7500/7500
Pineapple Meteorx3 [H] HP:20000/20000 (3 turns until landing.)
Pineapple Meteor [H] HP:8000/20000 (3 turns until landing.)
Pastel Burnt [V]: HP: Invunerable?/Invunerable? Head Thingy: HP:23000/25000
Terror Zombie [PG BOSS]: HP: 64000/100000
Godmodder: HP: 91/100
On Their Way To The Battlefield:
Phantamanta [AG]: HP:???/??? 2 turns until there.
T-Rex [H BOSS]: HP: 100000/100000 2 turns until there.
 
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Currently (C) I retrieve my fists from the inside of the godmodder and summon a pair of rocket boots. I begin stabbing at random internal organs as I launch myself out of the godmodder. Meanwhile at some point in the future I for some reason decided to split myself into a future version of myself and a past version of myself causing a future past (FP) version of myself to appear at this point in time outside the godmodder.

(FP) I equip my rocket boots and fly up to the meteor and begin attacking it with a cool ninja sword.
 
So the godmodder is sitting in the dinning room and I´m coming back soon.
Possibly he´s anxious to know what´s behind the door, the mysterious, forbidden door.
Could it be unknown 1.3 content, treasures of unknown wealth?? There´s only way to find out...
 
charging complete (5/5) - Lucas comes out of nowhere! 15000 hp
i blow my nose on godmodders arm
Lucas uses pk freeze on pineapple queen
 
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