The Flaming Toast
Terrarian
GAH. MISTAKE.
Hot damn I forgot.
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Hot damn I forgot.
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Destroy the Godmodder
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Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
Do I need to make a updop?
a) YES
b) NO
c) I don't mind.
It's a poll post. If you agree, I'll GM.
a) YES
b) NO
c) I don't mind.
It's a poll post. If you agree, I'll GM.
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Steampunker
>NO
>NEVER
>NOBODY WANTS THIS
>WHY WOULD THEY
>NEVER
>NOBODY WANTS THIS
>WHY WOULD THEY
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
crystalcat is busy right now :/
Badass Triangle Shades-Wearing Cyborg MLG Honey Badger: 48/200
Tetrahellatus: 16/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (7/25)
I turn the PPRC match into a huge tournament by having everyone else play it with me and the Godmodder, causing random effects on everyone else, since they are really bad at it and yet really good.
Tetrahellatus: 16/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (7/25)
I turn the PPRC match into a huge tournament by having everyone else play it with me and the Godmodder, causing random effects on everyone else, since they are really bad at it and yet really good.
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GoldenReady
Terrarian
@Cyanogynist: I'd prefer to be able to make the stuff myself, but if you really want to help...Well, I actually DO have recipies for these weapons.
Hat/Rat/Jor/Fen-A/Fen-B/Rok Charge: /I I I\/I I\
Medusa's Head: [I I I I]
Coral Riff Guitar: {I I I I}
Crystalized Ki: <I I I I I>
Akron's Core: (I I I I I)(I I I I I)(I I)
Watcher from Above: 20/50 (+ 4 from GM, +6 from Alpha)
Reformatter: 15/20 (+4 from GM)
Tyr bid:
DarkSide: 16
TheLordErelye: 16
The Flaming Toast: 14
TwinBuilder: 12
NumberSoup: 11
W32Coravint: 10
Redstonetam: 9
Faressain: 1
TMB50: 1
WINNERS:
Cyanogynist (Jormungandr)
Generic (Fenrir)
Talist (Veðrfölnir)
+1 to NumberSoup, +1 to TheLordErelye, +1 to TwinBuilder.
Ichorium Multitype Assembly && Forge of Worlds && Wizard's Vitalus && S-Ranked Cantara Brewery && Sacred Heart && Cruel Soul && Runic Lexicon && Data Extrator && S-ranked Datamixer = Craftmania (Level 18: 12/19) (+4 from GM, +1 from DarkSide)
Exodus Movers && Energy Creation Node && Aska Fuel Creation Node && Crayta Engines && Askanta Engines = Preston's Soul Engine Room (Level 20: 21/21) (+4 from GM, +2 from DarkSide)
NEW: Artifact Identification Center && Fossil Extractor && Gem Polisher && Research Lab && (Grand-line Capacitors && Storage Capsules) = Artifact Research/Recovery Room (Level ?: 1/?)
Thrusters x 8 || (Abiit && Denito Surrexit && Nulla Stella) && Energy Capsule with 'Brute's Blend' = Unbound (x8) (Level 25: 26/26) (+3 from GM)
NEW: ((Hammerspace && 56 Minecraftian Double Chests) && (Hammerspace && Safe) && (Hammerspace && Piggy Bank) && (Hammerspace && Ender Chest) && Freezer) && Hammerspace = Ultra-Hammerspaced Storage Room (Level ?: 2/?) (+1 from the GM)
Majjykal amplifiers && Magic-Creation Nodes x 27 && Flowmetal Ingot && Runic Circles x 27 && Basic Focus && = Magus Focus, SSS-Class (Level 20: 10/21) (+4 from GM)
Coarsebot's 25% chance to stun anything it attacks is its only noteworthy feature. OH, and it's got 80,000 HP max, but low attack, so huzzah.
ARENA:
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use all the Level 50 alchemies, Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
Arena Cue:
-Mr. Quiet Guy versus Generic + Crystal + ??? + ??? + ??? + ???. -PENDING. GOING TO QUIT THIS IF LESS THAN 4 PEOPLE JOIN.
-Grimdark (Mardek, Sirplop) versus Trickster (Roxxanne, Jinx) -IN PROGRESS.
- OPEN
Arena Stats: (W-L-D)
-Mr. Quiet Guy versus Generic + Crystal + ??? + ??? + ??? + ???. -PENDING. GOING TO QUIT THIS IF LESS THAN 4 PEOPLE JOIN.
-Grimdark (Mardek, Sirplop) versus Trickster (Roxxanne, Jinx) -IN PROGRESS.
- OPEN
Free-For-All: 1-0-0 (Fredbear), 0-0-0 (Roxxanne) 0-0-0 (Zetta)
Duels: 1-0-0 (Fredbear); 2-0-1 (Roxxanne) 0-0-0 (Zetta)
Tag-Team: 0-0-0 (Fredbear); 0-0-0 (Roxxanne) 0-0-0 (Zetta)
Tazz/Xi: 1-0-0
Piono: 0-0-1 (technically?)
Duels: 1-0-0 (Fredbear); 2-0-1 (Roxxanne) 0-0-0 (Zetta)
Tag-Team: 0-0-0 (Fredbear); 0-0-0 (Roxxanne) 0-0-0 (Zetta)
Tazz/Xi: 1-0-0
Piono: 0-0-1 (technically?)
ARENA CHALLENGES: I am ALWAYS looking out for new people to dish out the pain to. As such, I'm demanding Arena Challenges. I'll take 3 at a time on-cue. (Alternatively, I dish them out, which is rare).
There are two/three kinds of opponents you can pick. The first is versus my standard characters. Fredbear is kind of wounded right now, so he can't accept challengers and he'll be using a VASTLY different fighting style. As for the other two, There's a slight difference between each; Roxxanne will use all the Level 50 alchemies, Akron's Core and the Crystalized Ki, while Zetta will use the Lord Michael's Hat, the Coral Riff Guitar and the Medusa's Head. This is of standard difficulty. Rules and prizes will be discussed. Any special arena events will override challenges, so take note. This can occur in Free-For-Alls, Duels or Tag-Team matches, though I do NOT count them as separate characters for tag-team, so please if in the case of a Tag-Team, let me have an actual player on my side, m'kay?
The second are event battles, which are explicitly designed to destroy you. Deliberately unfair. Their equipment is varied on the character, and you'll get their full loadouts prior to a match with either.
ALCHEMIES:
Simple charge trading up for grabs. I'll +1 anyone who's willing to give me +1 on a consistent trade basis.
Zetta whipped off a long glove he usually had to reveal Brine-aka, the entirety of his left arm bar his shoulder. The Oblivion energies raging within would neatly destroy whatever touched them, but Brine's odd enchantments made it a tool of extreme versatility, able to morph into almost anything, barring size discrepancy, including a few extra arms or so if the need arose. Of course, it defaulted to ending in a pickaxe head for some reason-when it wasn't gloved into a hand shape. Of course, Zetta was not intending the Oracle to be suffering from being nigh-literally mined out here.
Brine's form shifted and twisted, the pickaxe head folding onto the arm, then flattening out, then sliding forwards beyond the end in the shape of a cannon-no, a railgun, cackling with the energies of the final, absolute end. Meanwhile, with his other hand, he calmly held a certain whip, Nulla Stella, waiting to be used.
Zetta pulled back his left arm, and then rushed forwards with Nulla Stella's aid-blitzing as close to lightspeed as such a weapon would reasonably allow, creating a massive trail of explosions behind him as everything that dared to intercept him was obliterated at the atomic level. Of course, by the time he stopped, he came to a VERY abrupt rest in the Oracle's body, Brine shoving itself into it's flesh/metal/flesh-analouge.
...Look, I wasn't paying attention too much to the explicit details, OK? Point is, Zetta has jammed a railgun-arm into the Oracle at near-lightspeed, and that much would freaking hurt all its own.
Then Zetta actually FIRED the Railgun-and he made sure that the shot was sped up to a similar degree as before.
Zetta was blown backwards by the force, the impact one that would almost certainly break almost all his bones had it not been for Nulla Stella softening the blow considerably. The Oracle had no such luck-what wasn't annihilated from existence nearly looked to be, as his total volume had dropped while his surface area had grown considerably larger thanks to having most of his insides blown clean out, then burned to Oblivion OR incinerated by a shower of near-lightspeed particles that effectively served as high-yield nuclear bombs all their own.
Zetta's grin was big and fat, daring the AG players to actually pull this freaking catastrophe of a field situation back.
crystalcat
Terrarian
To reiterate, I am still GM, there is an update coming SOON™ (By which I mean next Saturday at the latest, since on Friday I'll still need to work on this stupid gorillaing term paper and also review for midterms) and I have been working on said update's responses in my spare time, so the update will actually take less time than normal. You'll get appropriate compensation for this [ugh!] days long unplanned hiatus on update day.
Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
The Other Land && Meowmere && Star Wrath && Phantasmal Item = Otherworldly Blade 16/16 Done.
R Armor V2 && Ragarnok's Remains && Blackguard && Divinium @ Loom = Ragarnok's Prototype 15/26
Pulsating Turntable && Turntech = Turntech v2 12/14
Cyberius Crescendo && Essence of Crashing = G4M3 BR3K3R 4/???
Explosive Tacos && Plant Pillars && Bananas && Banana Ninja Stars = Sayonara, Amigo! 3/???
(All +2 from BOY)
+1 to Cyanogynist +1 to Faressain & +1 to Pricey
Wilfre 65/100
You Can't See Me 6/50 (+2 from Cyan)
(All +2 from Cat Guy)
I use the Death Stick and smite all the PGs.
R Armor V2 && Ragarnok's Remains && Blackguard && Divinium @ Loom = Ragarnok's Prototype 15/26
Pulsating Turntable && Turntech = Turntech v2 12/14
Cyberius Crescendo && Essence of Crashing = G4M3 BR3K3R 4/???
Explosive Tacos && Plant Pillars && Bananas && Banana Ninja Stars = Sayonara, Amigo! 3/???
(All +2 from BOY)
+1 to Cyanogynist +1 to Faressain & +1 to Pricey
Wilfre 65/100
You Can't See Me 6/50 (+2 from Cyan)
(All +2 from Cat Guy)
I use the Death Stick and smite all the PGs.
The Flaming Toast
Terrarian
Okay, gonna be away a few days. Cya.
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Remember the Half Anarchist's Cookbook? Well, I remember Ire saying that the other half is gained by killing ???, which probably means the blue baby.
It's all here.
Remember the Half Anarchist's Cookbook? Well, I remember Ire saying that the other half is gained by killing ???, which probably means the blue baby.
It's all here.
crystalcat
Terrarian
UPDOP HERE. Let's say a round +8 to everyone, to everything, for all the missed days. Hopefully a massive hiatus of this ilk won't happen again.
5,000 damage to the Coarsebot, and 1,000 damage to all the other PGs!
Empire Earth IV: The next installment of the Empire Earth series. Wow, alchemy is just so amazing!
The Godmodder absolutely destroys you at PPRC, before going on to challenge you to several rematches and curbstomp you at each one until you get fed up and ragequit! Luckily, all that happens is that a ton of dead goldfish fall on you.
Whoops! Yeah, okay, you're [N] now. You use Extended Life and Ice Barrier on the Artificial Guardian!
Power Ranger Nanosuit: You already described its functions. Looks like an insane mishmash of different armors, materials, and energies, all forged together into the chaotic, loose form of a Power Ranger suit.
Okay, okay! If it's not made using entities, then level 9 sounds about right. Be clearer next time?
Well, you could always raise your entities' HP. 30 posts honestly deserves more HP than 50,000.
In any case, the Artificial Guardian will do as you say, and the Godmodder blocks the toilet paper, but is starting to look tired...
Sword of Git Gud: I'll give a description anyway, and make yours a bit more coherent while I'm at it. This weapon carries the distilled power of Cranky Kong, the God of Crunk. Can be swung to create a MLG Blade Ripple, and has a charged attack known as the Mini Reckoning that takes 7 uses of this weapon to charge up and deals a large amount of damage. Generates weed.
UserZero is nominally AG, but it'd be much more accurate to say she's N, or possibly H. PZ is not AG.
Ah yes, the characteristically Priceyesque misuse of the definite article.
Shut up, Crystal!
Okay.
3,000 damage to every PG entity.
30,000 damage to Coarsebot!
Doublepost, really?
30,000 damage. Feels like the Curse of Repetitiveness may kick in soon if unoriginal Death Stick attacks keep happening...
One PG entity will be stunned for the EOTB!
Hey, he actually can use an indefinite article.
Wow.
25,000 damage to the Eagle-Gorilla and 25,000 damage to the Coarsebot!
The Eagle-Gorilla clutches its nads! 30,000 damage!
100,000 damage to the Killer Monkey-Whale!
15,000 damage to the Eagle-Gorilla!
30,000 damage to the Magma Worm, and 10,000 damage to the Eagle-Gorilla!
5,000 damage to a PG!
Ho hum.
K, nulled.
The Godmodder marvels at your DETERMINATION, then beats you at the game like a rented mule. If a rented mule could play PPRC, and played against a normal player and not the most powerful Godmodder in existence, it would probably have done better than you did.
Ho hum.
You deal 5,000 damage to the Artificial Guardian!
THIRD POST, PAL! NULLED!
Ho hum.
Artifact Identification Center && Fossil Extractor && Gem Polisher && Research Lab && (Grand-line Capacitors && Storage Capsules) = Artifact Research/Recovery Room (Level 7: 1/8)
((Hammerspace && 56 Minecraftian Double Chests) && (Hammerspace && Safe) && (Hammerspace && Piggy Bank) && (Hammerspace && Ender Chest) && Freezer) && Hammerspace = Ultra-Hammerspaced Storage Room (Level 10: 2/11) (+1 from the GM)
Yeah, I'm just going to say you totally missed that the Artificial Guardian is the only one alive, and that such an egregious miss doesn't even really deserve damage redirection. So, yeah.
25,000 damage to the Eagle-Gorilla!
The Battlefield
The Mechafish poof out of existence.
The Artificial Guardian deals 15,000 damage to the Metal Spider-Gazelle.
All the entities dogpile the Artificial Guardian. Lich's Pact activates!
B u t n o b o d y c a m e.
Wait. Hold up. Somebody's coming.
Four Players appear! It looks like they've been attracted by all the battles around here. They all join the AG side, because the Godmodder just immediately tries to kill them when he sees them.
As a reminder of how Players work: They have a finite number of Respawns, and once they're all down they're gone for good! They also have Special Attacks that can be voted on - once four votes are gathered they'll cause some big effect, usually massive damage, and then disappear forever.
&#\^◊†¶⁂÷ [P] HP: 50,000/50,000. Respawns: 4/4 Curses: IIII
ADJUSTHUMIDITY [P] HP: 50,000/50,000. Respawns: 4/4 Against Humanity: IIII
isaac-lover [P] HP: 50,000/50,000. Respawns: 4/4 Reroll: IIII
DTTI_HTNF [P] HP: 50,000/50,000. Respawns: 4/4 DOOMBRINGER: IIII
Artificial Guardian [N] HP: 1/50,000 Lich's Pact active! Dies in two turns.
Magma Worm [PG] HP: 55,000/350,000. Burns entities it attacks or is attacked by.
Coarsebot [PG] HP: 17,000/80,000. Has a 25% chance to stun entities it attacks. Low damage.
Killer Monkey-Whale [PG] HP: 150,000/300,000
Metal Spider-Gazelle [PG] HP: 200,000/300,000
Eagle-Gorilla [PG] HP: 20,000/300,000
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 41/100.
5,000 damage to the Coarsebot, and 1,000 damage to all the other PGs!
Empire Earth IV: The next installment of the Empire Earth series. Wow, alchemy is just so amazing!
The Godmodder absolutely destroys you at PPRC, before going on to challenge you to several rematches and curbstomp you at each one until you get fed up and ragequit! Luckily, all that happens is that a ton of dead goldfish fall on you.
Whoops! Yeah, okay, you're [N] now. You use Extended Life and Ice Barrier on the Artificial Guardian!
Power Ranger Nanosuit: You already described its functions. Looks like an insane mishmash of different armors, materials, and energies, all forged together into the chaotic, loose form of a Power Ranger suit.
Okay, okay! If it's not made using entities, then level 9 sounds about right. Be clearer next time?
>1/2
Welp, that's 30 charge wasted.
@The Flaming Toast; Bear in mind I'm effectively AG until... things happen.
-=Charges
Ţ͡h̶̨e̡͜ ̵Eņ͢͝d̛͢le͜͞҉s͟s̶͏ ͠͏O͘҉͜ne͏ (121/300)
WaterDust Elemental (2/5) +1 from Toast
-=Summons
None.
-=Actions
Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
Can you feel it Mr. Crabs?
That's me beating the Godmodder over the head with a far-too-large shrimp-covered toilet paper roll!
TASTE MY SWEET REVENGE.
Does it taste good?
The Artificial Guardian... attacks the PG side, 'cuz there's not much else to do with him...
-=Alchemies
Blackguard && Unending Swarm == Core Oran (Lvl. 25 - 16/26)
Moss Pile && Cheez-it Box && Some Old Boots == Unholy Conglomeration (Lvl. 25 - 4/26)
-- Artificial Guardian
When the Artificial Guardian dies, it becomes a 6 unaidable charge alchemy to be made into an entity again. Minimum of 2 turns out of the battlefield before reentry. Immune to mind control, cannot be controlled by anyone but me, and permanently N.
"I created him for a purpose; He will fight for me alone."
Keeping these around in case of resurrection... Heheh...
-- Aetherderon, God of the Worlds
Polyp Swarm: Causes polyps to leap off of Aetherderon and attack 3 target entities. If they fail to attack their target, they will find a new one.
Great Call: Deals large amounts of damage to target entity.
Starstrike: Calls a star down from the sky to annihilate a target entity and anything that happens to be around it.
Stare of Immortality: Causes the afflicted entity's next attack to fail.
Dead yet Dreaming: Aetherderon will 'kill' himself, and return in 4 rounds at half his max health and free of effects (positive and negative). Spoil of War is not dropped. (Cools while he's alive)
Spoil of War - The Great Horn: Can be used to summon a spectral stampede of... things to attack a specific target, damaging it and anything that happens to be close to it! (IE things that just attacked it up close, related entities, etc.) Cooldown of 5.
-- Szalinthia, Bringer of Light
Break Rank -- Deals small amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All entities damaged this way have less attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4
Rising Sun -- Deals large amounts of damage to all entities on selected side. All AG entities have more attack damage for the remainder of the turn. Cooldown: 4
Bring to Light -- Creates 5 Demonic Legionnaires. (All begin protecting Szalinthia) Cooldown: 3
Fight for a Cause (Passive) -- Whenever an entity on the AG side dies, Szalinthia and all Demonic Legionnaires gain more attack power.
-- Demonic Legionnaires
At the beginning of every turn, create 3 more Demonic Legionnaires if there are at least 5 remaining.
Do less damage then average
-- Titanic Crusher
Titanic Crusher restores 5000 health at the start of every round unless at full health.
-- Incubation Beast
At the beginning of the EOTB, create a Sludge Crawler for every PG entity type on the field. (AKA group entities still only count as 1 type)
-- Oracle of Dust
When Oracle of Dust is attacked, it deals half as much total damage as it took to each entity that attacked it.+2 to Toast, and +1 to DarksideLvl. 25 - Everfree; Staff that spatially manipulates anything I really want. Prevents time from being altered around it.
Lvl. 25 - Blackguard; Elemental attacks do no damage - Is also a quantum shield.
Lvl. 10 - Edge of the Shifting World; Doesn't function like a normal sword, cuts space-time instead of flesh.
Lvl. 05 - Dungeon Rock; Totally epic heavy metal guitar that really does nothing but be awesome!
Lvl. 17 - The Fallen; Plasma pistol given to all AGs and Ns, curtesy of me.
Lvl. 25 - Unlimatum; Ultimatum's big brother.
Lvl. 05 - Whispering Shroud; Totally awesome coat that mimics the ocean! Hard rain and everything!
Lvl. 25 - Eternity's Tremor; Godly spatial hammer of epic epicness.
Lvl. 10 - Genesis; Everfree's younger brother. Much younger. Like, 70+ pages younger.
Lvl. 10 - Terra Firma; Piono's earth hammer.
Lvl. 10 - Warden; a worse Blackguard.
Lvl. 06 - Bag of Holding; Self explanatory.
Lvl. 10 - Darkstone Scryer; "A compass with a needle that almost never ceases to move, made of blackened and warped voidmetal. The map used in its creation has given it the power over knowledge to chart a path through even the most treacherous of places, or even the Void itself, and merely possessing the compass gives the holder both protection against the dangers of the Void and the knowledge of how to travel in it. It can tap into eldritch and void power if the holder has need of self-defense on his wanderings."
Lvl. 15 - Aftershock; A pair of swanky earthen knucklebusters from Toast! Dare ye challenge me to fisticuffs?
Lvl. 14 - Bag of Possibilities; A bag that I can pull something out of! What that something will be every time I reach in, I will never know.
Lvl. 25 - Dust; "A simple-looking, understated, aged weapon, with a chipped blade that seems to constantly shed fine particles of itself."
Lvl. 05 - Dunestrider's Sunback; "A coat that holds the power of decay and water. Constantly sheds a fine dust, and keeps the wearer hydrated at all times."
Lvl. 25 - Unending Swarm; "A compass whose needle constantly spins, crafted of warped, blackened voidmetal and outer land wood. The needle itself seems to be a moving hole into a void darker than the Void itself, a void that is paradoxically full of endless possibility. Upon use, it taps into eldritch power and infinite possibility and summons a vast swarm of things - the only word that can really do justice to its creations. It also has power over the void, travel, and knowledge, carried over from the Darkstone Scryer."
Lvl. 25 - Core Eva; A disk symbolizing the thin line between creation and destruction.
Lvl. 25 - Core Titan; A fine blade (and only a blade), representing the rise of great empires and legions, and the collapse of the world.
Other stuff I can't remember because it was 100+ pages ago.
Lvl. 1 Soul of Intellect
Lvl. 1 Soul of Flight
Lvl. 1 Soul of Clarity
Lvl. 1 Soul of Light
Lvl. 3 Lucid Soul of the Creator
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Storm
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of Instability
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Angel
Lvl. 4 Eternal Soul of the Lich
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of Swordsmanship
Lvl. 5 Immortal Soul of the Dying Sun
Well, you could always raise your entities' HP. 30 posts honestly deserves more HP than 50,000.
In any case, the Artificial Guardian will do as you say, and the Godmodder blocks the toilet paper, but is starting to look tired...
I am sending out the TPP Streamer 67/200 +1 from Talist +2 from Crystal
Making Painis Cupcake 45/85 +2 from Crystal
Establishing Project Storm II 8/300 (On Delay)
More MLG Powers && Weed && Cranky's Blessing && Sharpening Stone && Forbidden Majjyks II Freddy gorilla's Blade = Sword of Git Gud 26!/26 (Max Level Weapon, One of the parts of the Forbidden Blade (One of the Ultimate Weapons in DTG Terraria Also the Forbidden Blade will be Level 100! That would take me 50ish days (No Delays) to make that wonderful weapon)) MOMGETACAMERAOHOHOHBABYANTRIPLE!
Description + Abilities for this Badass weapon: It has the power of Cranky Kong, This can be used to create the MLG Blade Ripple firing at the Enemies who is Airborn/Flying, Also can hit enemies on the floors, and has the Charge called THE MINI RECKONING that deals aload of damage however, it will must be used after 7 attacks with the badass weapon also, it can generate Weed! that one of my character's favorite, and the tip of the blade has a flame on top and you can burn that fronts and you will Smoke Weed Erryday. Using that weapon will create a Dank Quote also it is the True Successor of Freddy
AK-47 && Flare Gun && Empowered Blue Gem && Project Storm Camo Paint II Rocket Launcher = Storm Firey Bullet Blaster 5/26 +2 from Crystal (This is the first weapon in the Storm line also the Storm line is weaker than the Supernova line)
New Weapon! Thunder Crystal && Shadow Gem && MOAR Rune Samples && Light Gem && Damage Buffer && Defense Buffer && PURE MLG ESSENCE && Evasiveness Crystal && Plus Crystal II Fully-charged Runepaw's Gauntlet 1/26 (Level 25+ due to the Plus Crystal, Holds loads of Runes and will create many New Runes)
Attack/Action: Well...
Nobody Came Arc Begins (Part of the Lets Get Dangerous Once Again Saga)
I put up my hands at all the PG Forces then i fly up into the air, then all the way to space, I spread my arms while flying near the moon, draw the massive circle around the moon, and the Portal appears
Thats what i do when if all my gorillaing Army are gone
I picked up Shuu Lumnia's Guns and the D-Force Weapon Arsenal then i combine it into the D-Force Blaster. I fire the Fireballs at the Killer Monkey-Whale, then firing the Wavy Squares at the Metal Spider-Gazelle, Firing the Yellow Orbs and Cubes at the Eagle Gorilla, and i fire the Fate Smoke at the Coarsebot.
The Portal opens! revealing the Star Cannon and it's ready to fire at the entire PG Army and it fires a small star rushing at the speed of light I teleport away from the rushing Star then it hits the entire PG army crushing it down and creates the powerful explosion creating the Supernova nearly destroying the PG forces and the Supernova becomes the Blackhole sucking the entire PG army into the middle and it is dissappeared and all the PG army is gone forever (When if the PG Enemy dies)
+1 to Redstone, +1 to Darkside, +1 to Sirplop
Support me if you want.
Alchemies:
Inventory:
Sword of Git Gud [Level 25] Charge: THE MINI RECKONING IIIIIII (You must use the Weapon 7 times to activate this charge)
Super Deal With It Glasses [Level 7]
Undercharged Runepaw's Gauntlet [Level 10] Current Runes: 5/5 Ice, Heal, Fire, Heal, Damage
Fire: Deals medium damage (Very High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of burning.
Heal: Heals the ally (Much much more if fully charged and upgraded) when used.
Damage: Deals high damage (Heavy when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used.
Ice: Deals low damage (High when fully charged and upgraded) to the enemy when used, low chance of freezing.
There will be more Runes when if i upgrade this gauntlet.
Sword of Git Gud: I'll give a description anyway, and make yours a bit more coherent while I'm at it. This weapon carries the distilled power of Cranky Kong, the God of Crunk. Can be swung to create a MLG Blade Ripple, and has a charged attack known as the Mini Reckoning that takes 7 uses of this weapon to charge up and deals a large amount of damage. Generates weed.
UserZero is nominally AG, but it'd be much more accurate to say she's N, or possibly H. PZ is not AG.
Ah yes, the characteristically Priceyesque misuse of the definite article.
Shut up, Crystal!
Okay.
3,000 damage to every PG entity.
Three trophies for The Chort!
Lightform: /|||\
Jormungandr: <|||||>
The Queener: _|||||_
The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+2 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 45/150
Transistor [AG BOSS]: 87/100
Relic Ring && Miniature Red Sun && Xbox 360 Elite = Red Ring of Death (Level 5) (5/6)
This ring holds extremely light power over the energies of the Red Sun, and medium power over Microsoft technology. I don't know why.
Pair of Knitting Needles ++ Kyne = Plaid (Level 10) (2/11)
Rule one of space: never try to go above ludicrous speed.No.
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = Vindication (Level 25) (1/26)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too
(Boomstick && Shotgun && Tactical Shotgun && Clockwork Assault Rifle = Clockwork Striker) && (Octuple Compressed Cobblestone && Crystal Bullets && Xenopopper Bubbles && Frag Grenade = Decompression Rounds) = Decompressor (Level 20) (16/21)
An automatic shotgun that fires bullets that explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets. That's a lot of bullets.
Ircucvci || (Music Disc: Undertale && Music Disc: Deadmau5 && Music Disc: Madeon && Music Disc: Homestuck && Music Disc: xKore && Music Disc: Razihel && Music Disc: Pegboard Nerds && Music Disc: Steven Universe && Music Disc: FNAFB && Music Disc: Space Jam && Music Disc: Rogue && Music Disc: Imagine Dragons = Spices of Air) && (Chlorophyte && Noobium && Soul of Darude && Gravel && The Golden Cobblestone && Soul of Irony && Soul of Flammability && Magic Mirror && Blackguard Ingot && Essence of the Professional && Redstone && Clay Golem && Essence of the Trader = Gifts of Earth) && (Octuple Compressed Cobblestone && Essence of the Glass Canon && Clay Statue && Soul of Ashes && Dave's Irony Dispenser && Australium Ingot && Notched Bacon && Essence of the Paperweight && Essence of the Undying (You what Undying this is referring to) && Essence of the Million Spikes && Captchalogue Picture of a Cow && Rough Riders Cinnamon Ranch Sauce && An Ancient Computer && Blaze Rod = Children of Fire) && (All varieties of Medigun && Essence of Sanic && Obsidian Skin Potion && All varieties of Sandvich && Lenses of the Seer && Captchalogue Picture of Aaron && STRONG Jump Boots && Essence of the Undying (Again?) && Notched Smoke Bomb && Venom from an Anaconda && Mixtape with the Song of UNSTRENGTH && Essence of cinaS = Descendants of Water) && (Spiral Sucker && Redstone Dust && String = Inversion Sucker) && Broked Division Sigil && Poppy of an Iron Golem = Inversionem (Level 25) (16/26)
The powers of the ingredients of the Inversion Ritual, contained in a sword. Holy gorilla, that took a lot of time to look up.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
Pendulum ~~ Magic = Runestrider (Level 25) (0/17)
This blue-colored modified version of Pendulum emits ethereal versions of the letters in the Madeon alphabet and amplifies the majjyks of anything that the user is wielding.
Also, this version still has the full Trickster/Grimdark resistance, but the reflection ability has been modified to deflect anything into anything else.
Ircucvci ~~ Fandoms = Edge of the Shipping World (Level 10) (0/11)
This dark blue and white version of Ircucvci holds control over the energies of the fandoms of Tumblr. Suprisingly, this sword cuts through feels instead of flesh.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
((Flourite Octet && Disempowerment Ritual = Disempowered Flourite Octet) || Pre-nerf R8 Revolver | Fade = Disempowered Rust) && Head of a Dead God && Aetherian Technology = Rust (Level 16) (0/17)
This thing is not even an octet at all. This is a gorillaing octet TIMES TWO. That means sixteen eight-sided dice. Infused with the essence of endings, this double octet cancels out any Trickster majjyks in the vicinity, just as the Jaractet cancels out any fire majjyks.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (0/18)
This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level ?) (0/?)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Project Everfree~~
Navitas Nox && HH-AT Archimedes && The Unreal && Suetech Machine Sniper Rifle && All varieties of Minecraftian debuffing Potions && Jarate && Mad Milk = MAXSIDE Horizon's Daybreakers (Level 20) (0/21)
Might as well help Roxxanne with her ship. This 18-pack of auto-turrets fires lasers with utmost accuracy and as much dakka as the whole Ultimatum line combined. I don't have the Nerfing Minienders, but that's why the debuffing materials are there. Yeah, Mardek works for MAXSIDE.
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (IN PROGRESS)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
And Combat Operandi is ready.>Mardek's mindscape dialogue: Happen. Again.
You are in the same room from before, only that Flowey!Mardek seems to be turned into a pile of memes by Golden Freddy, wielding the Inhaledfwlch and the Sword of Git Gud. Mini Reckoning seems to be active, as the entire area around him has been infused with very, very dank memes.
Trickster Mardek wants to talk.
>get ye flask
Turns out it was a load-bearing flask. Part of the ceiling falls on top of Trickster Mardek, knocking him out.
>return ye flask
Done.
>exit
COMBAT OPERANDI: COOL, COOLER, YET COOLER
Lemon Demon's remix of OutKast's Hey Ya starts playing in the background.
Coarsebot gets a dialog box that reads: "What's cooler than being cool?" and four options that all say "Dank Memes."
Coarsebot somehow clicks outside the box, getting the question wrong.
Coarsebot then explodes with the force of 420^420 dank memes.
----
My inventory and project can be found here! http://forums.terraria.org/index.ph...er-discussion-thread.30092/page-9#post-817577
30,000 damage to Coarsebot!
Three trophies for The Chort!
Lightform: /|||\
Jormungandr: <|||||>
The Queener: _|||||_
The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+2 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 45/150
Transistor [AG BOSS]: 87/100
Relic Ring && Miniature Red Sun && Xbox 360 Elite = Red Ring of Death (Level 5) (5/6)
This ring holds extremely light power over the energies of the Red Sun, and medium power over Microsoft technology. I don't know why.
Pair of Knitting Needles ++ Kyne = Plaid (Level 10) (2/11)
Rule one of space: never try to go above ludicrous speed.No.
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = Vindication (Level 25) (1/26)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too
(Boomstick && Shotgun && Tactical Shotgun && Clockwork Assault Rifle = Clockwork Striker) && (Octuple Compressed Cobblestone && Crystal Bullets && Xenopopper Bubbles && Frag Grenade = Decompression Rounds) = Decompressor (Level 20) (16/21)
An automatic shotgun that fires bullets that explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets. That's a lot of bullets.
Ircucvci || (Music Disc: Undertale && Music Disc: Deadmau5 && Music Disc: Madeon && Music Disc: Homestuck && Music Disc: xKore && Music Disc: Razihel && Music Disc: Pegboard Nerds && Music Disc: Steven Universe && Music Disc: FNAFB && Music Disc: Space Jam && Music Disc: Rogue && Music Disc: Imagine Dragons = Spices of Air) && (Chlorophyte && Noobium && Soul of Darude && Gravel && The Golden Cobblestone && Soul of Irony && Soul of Flammability && Magic Mirror && Blackguard Ingot && Essence of the Professional && Redstone && Clay Golem && Essence of the Trader = Gifts of Earth) && (Octuple Compressed Cobblestone && Essence of the Glass Canon && Clay Statue && Soul of Ashes && Dave's Irony Dispenser && Australium Ingot && Notched Bacon && Essence of the Paperweight && Essence of the Undying (You what Undying this is referring to) && Essence of the Million Spikes && Captchalogue Picture of a Cow && Rough Riders Cinnamon Ranch Sauce && An Ancient Computer && Blaze Rod = Children of Fire) && (All varieties of Medigun && Essence of Sanic && Obsidian Skin Potion && All varieties of Sandvich && Lenses of the Seer && Captchalogue Picture of Aaron && STRONG Jump Boots && Essence of the Undying (Again?) && Notched Smoke Bomb && Venom from an Anaconda && Mixtape with the Song of UNSTRENGTH && Essence of cinaS = Descendants of Water) && (Spiral Sucker && Redstone Dust && String = Inversion Sucker) && Broked Division Sigil && Poppy of an Iron Golem = Inversionem (Level 25) (16/26)
The powers of the ingredients of the Inversion Ritual, contained in a sword. Holy gorilla, that took a lot of time to look up.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
Pendulum ~~ Magic = Runestrider (Level 25) (0/17)
This blue-colored modified version of Pendulum emits ethereal versions of the letters in the Madeon alphabet and amplifies the majjyks of anything that the user is wielding.
Also, this version still has the full Trickster/Grimdark resistance, but the reflection ability has been modified to deflect anything into anything else.
Ircucvci ~~ Fandoms = Edge of the Shipping World (Level 10) (0/11)
This dark blue and white version of Ircucvci holds control over the energies of the fandoms of Tumblr. Suprisingly, this sword cuts through feels instead of flesh.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
((Flourite Octet && Disempowerment Ritual = Disempowered Flourite Octet) || Pre-nerf R8 Revolver | Fade = Disempowered Rust) && Head of a Dead God && Aetherian Technology = Rust (Level 16) (0/17)
This thing is not even an octet at all. This is a gorillaing octet TIMES TWO. That means sixteen eight-sided dice. Infused with the essence of endings, this double octet cancels out any Trickster majjyks in the vicinity, just as the Jaractet cancels out any fire majjyks.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (0/18)
This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level ?) (0/?)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Project Everfree~~
Navitas Nox && HH-AT Archimedes && The Unreal && Suetech Machine Sniper Rifle && All varieties of Minecraftian debuffing Potions && Jarate && Mad Milk = MAXSIDE Horizon's Daybreakers (Level 20) (0/21)
Might as well help Roxxanne with her ship. This 18-pack of auto-turrets fires lasers with utmost accuracy and as much dakka as the whole Ultimatum line combined. I don't have the Nerfing Minienders, but that's why the debuffing materials are there. Yeah, Mardek works for MAXSIDE.
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (IN PROGRESS)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
And Combat Operandi is ready.>Mardek's mindscape dialogue: Happen. Again.
You are in the same room from before, only that Flowey!Mardek seems to be turned into a pile of memes by Golden Freddy, wielding the Inhaledfwlch and the Sword of Git Gud. Mini Reckoning seems to be active, as the entire area around him has been infused with very, very dank memes.
Trickster Mardek wants to talk.
>get ye flask
Turns out it was a load-bearing flask. Part of the ceiling falls on top of Trickster Mardek, knocking him out.
>return ye flask
Done.
>exit
COMBAT OPERANDI: COOL, COOLER, YET COOLER
Lemon Demon's remix of OutKast's Hey Ya starts playing in the background.
Coarsebot gets a dialog box that reads: "What's cooler than being cool?" and four options that all say "Dank Memes."
Coarsebot somehow clicks outside the box, getting the question wrong.
Coarsebot then explodes with the force of 420^420 dank memes.
----
My inventory and project can be found here! http://forums.terraria.org/index.ph...er-discussion-thread.30092/page-9#post-817577
Doublepost, really?
30,000 damage. Feels like the Curse of Repetitiveness may kick in soon if unoriginal Death Stick attacks keep happening...
One PG entity will be stunned for the EOTB!
Hey, he actually can use an indefinite article.
Wow.
25,000 damage to the Eagle-Gorilla and 25,000 damage to the Coarsebot!
The Eagle-Gorilla clutches its nads! 30,000 damage!
| - 2/2
Discussion/Orders:
Okay, for obvious reasons, just change to my original [N]. See my last proper RP post's pesterlog and take away the last message. Bam, [N]
@Sirplop If you want to get Grimdark'd, Az can impale you with Anternoth, which is so grimdark it's stupid. Yeah I know it's a gauntlet but it can send like a Calamity spike through you. Or something.
nope.
Alchemy (new alchemies in blue, finished alchemies in green)
(Calan's Pseudo-Spacesword (Level 19) && Master Yi's Wuju Blade && Dirk's Ironic Katana && Dave's Caledscratch && Ekko's Winder (Level 10)) || bladekind strife specibus = Split-Builder's Blade (Level 25 - 25/26) (+2 sirplop)
Phone Box Remote (for summoning phone boxes you silly) || Spyglass of Space (Level 10) && 'Police Box' Sign = Operator (Level 15 - 7/16)
Pearl ++ Water = Pearl of the Tides (Level 10 - 7/11)
(Trace: Olmarq && Kinetic Energy && Transistor) = Cull() (Function()) (Level 5 - 3/6)
I suppose I must put these somewhere:
Spirit Reviser: http://forums.terraria.org/index.ph...er-discussion-thread.30092/page-7#post-797911
Inventory: http://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread3.30092/page-9#post-816669
Charges
Quake's Lieutenant (Alchemy Charge - Hand of Terra && CRUNCH TIME) 23/30
A pair of greaves. FOR CRUSHING THINGS. LEVEL 30.
Nihilumbra or Light and Colours 4/35
Actions
Az: Talk to this Sirplop person.
Why would you do that? He's clearly busy whacking the godmodder with a nautically themed toilet roll.
Az: Join Aetheria's Militia
What the hell is an Ætheria?
Az: Reunite with GJ.
You mean grimJudicator? She has a name.
Enter name.
CRAZY SWORD LADY
Transistor lights up a few times but appears otherwise quiet. After a few seconds Az decides not to put up with this horse
Reader: Go inside Transistor.
You know that you would have to be killed by it first, right?
Az uses the Scythe of (Eardrum) Death to mainly maim the Whale thing by yelling at it (it's damage comes from the mic remember) The sheer vagueness of this attack completely renders him stunned. How little effort was put into the action was too much! Of course this is instantly disappeared once what happened was defined.
Cooldowns
Lightform: III
Blizzard(TM) cooldown: IIIII
Ice Barrier cooldown: IIII
Lich Slap cooldown: IIII
Extended Life cooldown: IIIII
From the Grave cooldown: IIIII
Anarc___'_ Cook____ III
Scythe of (Eardrum) Death: IIII
Conga Drums III
Current Functions: 2
Traces: 1 (2͇̖̜͎̘̻̙̓̀ͪ̍ͩ ̼̰̾̂ͣ̔ͬ̾ͣc̩̞o̓ͩ̌̃̓҉̣̝͔̳ͅr̭̄͊̍ͥ̕r̖͕̖̙̮͚͖̾ǘ͖͙͉͖̳͋ͥ̔̔̓p͖̂͛̒̀̓̓͡te͙͋̒̾̕d͎͆̀̽)
Level: 5
Functions:
Turn() - Trace: N/a
Collapse() - Trace: grimJudicator
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Function Found
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Support
+1 DarkSide +1 Talist +1 Sirplop
Well, this area is stable now in terms of charging, maybe occasionally +ing GoldenReady, especially if I want to get my hands on Tÿr.
100,000 damage to the Killer Monkey-Whale!
15,000 damage to the Eagle-Gorilla!
30,000 damage to the Magma Worm, and 10,000 damage to the Eagle-Gorilla!
5,000 damage to a PG!
Ho hum.
Three trophies for The Chort!
Lightform: /|||\
Jormungandr: <|||||>
The Queener: _|||||_
The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+2 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 47/150 (+2 Crystal)
Transistor [AG BOSS]: 92/100 (+2 Crystal, +1 Redstone, +1 Pricey, +1 Teag2)
Relic Ring && Miniature Red Sun && Xbox 360 Elite = Red Ring of Death (Level 5) (6/6) (Done!)
This ring holds extremely light power over the energies of the Red Sun, and medium power over Microsoft technology. I don't know why.
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = Crack the Sky (Level 25) (3/26) (+2 Crystal)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too
(Boomstick && Shotgun && Tactical Shotgun && Clockwork Assault Rifle = Clockwork Striker) && (Octuple Compressed Cobblestone && Crystal Bullets && Xenopopper Bubbles && Frag Grenade = Decompression Rounds) = Decompressor (Level 20) (18/21) (+2 Crystal)
An automatic shotgun that fires bullets that explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets. That's a lot of bullets.
Ircucvci || (Music Disc: Undertale && Music Disc: Deadmau5 && Music Disc: Madeon && Music Disc: Homestuck && Music Disc: xKore && Music Disc: Razihel && Music Disc: Pegboard Nerds && Music Disc: Steven Universe && Music Disc: FNAFB && Music Disc: Space Jam && Music Disc: Rogue && Music Disc: Imagine Dragons = Spices of Air) && (Chlorophyte && Noobium && Soul of Darude && Gravel && The Golden Cobblestone && Soul of Irony && Soul of Flammability && Magic Mirror && Blackguard Ingot && Essence of the Professional && Redstone && Clay Golem && Essence of the Trader = Gifts of Earth) && (Octuple Compressed Cobblestone && Essence of the Glass Canon && Clay Statue && Soul of Ashes && Dave's Irony Dispenser && Australium Ingot && Notched Bacon && Essence of the Paperweight && Essence of the Undying (You what Undying this is referring to) && Essence of the Million Spikes && Captchalogue Picture of a Cow && Rough Riders Cinnamon Ranch Sauce && An Ancient Computer && Blaze Rod = Children of Fire) && (All varieties of Medigun && Essence of Sanic && Obsidian Skin Potion && All varieties of Sandvich && Lenses of the Seer && Captchalogue Picture of Aaron && STRONG Jump Boots && Essence of the Undying (Again?) && Notched Smoke Bomb && Venom from an Anaconda && Mixtape with the Song of UNSTRENGTH && Essence of cinaS = Descendants of Water) && (Spiral Sucker && Redstone Dust && String = Inversion Sucker) && Broked Division Sigil && Poppy of an Iron Golem = Inversionem (Level 25) (18/26) (+2 Crystal)
The powers of the ingredients of the Inversion Ritual, contained in a sword. Holy gorilla, that took a lot of time to look up.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
Pendulum ~~ Magic = Runestrider (Level 25) (2/17) (+2 Crystal overflow)
This blue-colored modified version of Pendulum emits ethereal versions of the letters in the Madeon alphabet and amplifies the majjyks of anything that the user is wielding.
Also, this version still has the full Trickster/Grimdark resistance, but the reflection ability has been modified to deflect anything into anything else.
Ircucvci ~~ Fandoms = Edge of the Shipping World (Level 10) (0/11)
This dark blue and white version of Ircucvci holds control over the energies of the fandoms of Tumblr. Suprisingly, this sword cuts through feels instead of flesh.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
((Flourite Octet && Disempowerment Ritual = Disempowered Flourite Octet) || Pre-nerf R8 Revolver | Fade = Disempowered Rust) && Head of a Dead God && Aetherian Technology = Rust (Level 16) (0/17)
This thing is not even an octet at all. This is a gorillaing octet TIMES TWO. That means sixteen eight-sided dice. Infused with the essence of endings, this double octet cancels out any Trickster majjyks in the vicinity, just as the Jaractet cancels out any fire majjyks.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (0/18)
This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level ?) (0/?)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Project Everfree~~
Navitas Nox && HH-AT Archimedes && The Unreal && Suetech Machine Sniper Rifle && All varieties of Minecraftian debuffing Potions && Jarate && Mad Milk = MAXSIDE Horizon's Daybreakers (Level 20) (0/21)
Might as well help Roxxanne with her ship. This 18-pack of auto-turrets fires lasers with utmost accuracy and as much dakka as the whole Ultimatum line combined. I don't have the Nerfing Minienders, but that's why the debuffing materials are there. Yeah, Mardek works for MAXSIDE.
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (IN PROGRESS)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
Null? Null. Oh, and since I have these OP swords and this merging thing, I'm going to merge like no one's ever merged before.N/A
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My inventory and project can be found here! http://forums.terraria.org/index.ph...er-discussion-thread.30092/page-9#post-817577
K, nulled.
The Godmodder marvels at your DETERMINATION, then beats you at the game like a rented mule. If a rented mule could play PPRC, and played against a normal player and not the most powerful Godmodder in existence, it would probably have done better than you did.
Ho hum.
ALIGNMENT: PG
HP: 1080/1337
Char Type: dankscoper
and my first move is nukeing the battlefield because
You deal 5,000 damage to the Artificial Guardian!
THIRD POST, PAL! NULLED!
Ho hum.
Artifact Identification Center && Fossil Extractor && Gem Polisher && Research Lab && (Grand-line Capacitors && Storage Capsules) = Artifact Research/Recovery Room (Level 7: 1/8)
((Hammerspace && 56 Minecraftian Double Chests) && (Hammerspace && Safe) && (Hammerspace && Piggy Bank) && (Hammerspace && Ender Chest) && Freezer) && Hammerspace = Ultra-Hammerspaced Storage Room (Level 10: 2/11) (+1 from the GM)
Yeah, I'm just going to say you totally missed that the Artificial Guardian is the only one alive, and that such an egregious miss doesn't even really deserve damage redirection. So, yeah.
25,000 damage to the Eagle-Gorilla!
The Battlefield
The Mechafish poof out of existence.
The Artificial Guardian deals 15,000 damage to the Metal Spider-Gazelle.
All the entities dogpile the Artificial Guardian. Lich's Pact activates!
B u t n o b o d y c a m e.
Wait. Hold up. Somebody's coming.
Four Players appear! It looks like they've been attracted by all the battles around here. They all join the AG side, because the Godmodder just immediately tries to kill them when he sees them.
As a reminder of how Players work: They have a finite number of Respawns, and once they're all down they're gone for good! They also have Special Attacks that can be voted on - once four votes are gathered they'll cause some big effect, usually massive damage, and then disappear forever.
&#\^◊†¶⁂÷ [P] HP: 50,000/50,000. Respawns: 4/4 Curses: IIII
ADJUSTHUMIDITY [P] HP: 50,000/50,000. Respawns: 4/4 Against Humanity: IIII
isaac-lover [P] HP: 50,000/50,000. Respawns: 4/4 Reroll: IIII
DTTI_HTNF [P] HP: 50,000/50,000. Respawns: 4/4 DOOMBRINGER: IIII
Artificial Guardian [N] HP: 1/50,000 Lich's Pact active! Dies in two turns.
Magma Worm [PG] HP: 55,000/350,000. Burns entities it attacks or is attacked by.
Coarsebot [PG] HP: 17,000/80,000. Has a 25% chance to stun entities it attacks. Low damage.
Killer Monkey-Whale [PG] HP: 150,000/300,000
Metal Spider-Gazelle [PG] HP: 200,000/300,000
Eagle-Gorilla [PG] HP: 20,000/300,000
Godmodder [GM]: HP: 41/100.
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But can the D6 save Goatbro?
Lightform: /|||\
Jormungandr: <|||||>
The Queener: _|||||_
The Infinity Edge: {||||}
+2 to Redstonetam
+1 to Darkside
Isaac [AG BOSS]: 56/150 (+8 Crystal)
Transistor [AG BOSS]: 100/100 (+7 Crystal) (Done!)
Terry Cavanagh [AG] 9/66 (+8 Crystal)
(Broken Fire Gauntlet && Concentrated Light Magic && Pieces of the Creator's vehicle's armor = Creator's Gauntlet) && (Brimstone && Soul of Light && Piece of paper with the Japanese symbol for light = Holy Brimstone) && Human Weeaboo Soul = My Innermost Apocalypse (Level 25) (12/26) (+8 Crystal)
SMITE THY FOE! The requests for Holy Brimstone on the BoI subreddit were too
ing high. So I made this. Holds insane power over light, high power over creation, ridiculous power over determination, and over 9000 power over the forces of anime. Well, it's made with a HUMAN weeaboo soul. It can also fire lasers which alternate from yellow and blue. Also this turns almost anyone who wields this into a weeaboo.Pendulum ~~ Magic = Runestrider (Level 25) (17/17) (+8 Crystal, +6 Overflow) (Done!)
This blue-colored modified version of Pendulum emits ethereal versions of the letters in the Madeon alphabet and amplifies the majjyks of anything that the user is wielding.
Also, this version still has the full Trickster/Grimdark resistance, but the reflection ability has been modified to deflect anything into anything else.
(Razer Blade 2015 && Copy of Undertale = Razor Blade 201X) && Red Ring of Death && (Mountain Dew && ([BLACK] Strongbox && [RED] RIA 20 Striker = [RED] Strongbox) && Laptop Liquid Cooling System && The King of Town's Denture Tablets = [RED] Pulsating Mountain Dew Laptop Coolant System) = Razer Blade 201X Red Sun (Level 17) (9/18) (+8 Crystal)
This red laptop pulsates with slightly higher power over Red Sun energies than the Red Ring of Death. It also possesses great power over creation and light power over reality. It also has a complete compendium of sbemails, sbemail in-jokes, and sbemail easter eggs. I don't know why either.
(Boomstick && Shotgun && Tactical Shotgun && Clockwork Assault Rifle = Clockwork Striker) && (Octuple Compressed Cobblestone && Crystal Bullets && Xenopopper Bubbles && Frag Grenade = Decompression Rounds) = Decompressor (Level 20) (21/21) (+2 Crystal) (Done!)
An automatic shotgun that fires bullets that explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets that each explode into 9 bullets. That's a lot of bullets.
Ircucvci || (Music Disc: Undertale && Music Disc: Deadmau5 && Music Disc: Madeon && Music Disc: Homestuck && Music Disc: xKore && Music Disc: Razihel && Music Disc: Pegboard Nerds && Music Disc: Steven Universe && Music Disc: FNAFB && Music Disc: Space Jam && Music Disc: Rogue && Music Disc: Imagine Dragons = Spices of Air) && (Chlorophyte && Noobium && Soul of Darude && Gravel && The Golden Cobblestone && Soul of Irony && Soul of Flammability && Magic Mirror && Blackguard Ingot && Essence of the Professional && Redstone && Clay Golem && Essence of the Trader = Gifts of Earth) && (Octuple Compressed Cobblestone && Essence of the Glass Canon && Clay Statue && Soul of Ashes && Dave's Irony Dispenser && Australium Ingot && Notched Bacon && Essence of the Paperweight && Essence of the Undying (You what Undying this is referring to) && Essence of the Million Spikes && Captchalogue Picture of a Cow && Rough Riders Cinnamon Ranch Sauce && An Ancient Computer && Blaze Rod = Children of Fire) && (All varieties of Medigun && Essence of Sanic && Obsidian Skin Potion && All varieties of Sandvich && Lenses of the Seer && Captchalogue Picture of Aaron && STRONG Jump Boots && Essence of the Undying (Again?) && Notched Smoke Bomb && Venom from an Anaconda && Mixtape with the Song of UNSTRENGTH && Essence of cinaS = Descendants of Water) && (Spiral Sucker && Redstone Dust && String = Inversion Sucker) && Broked Division Sigil && Poppy of an Iron Golem = Inversionem (Level 25) (26/26) (+7 Crystal) (Done!)
The powers of the ingredients of the Inversion Ritual, contained in a sword. Holy gorilla, that took a lot of time to look up.
((Flourite Octet && Disempowerment Ritual = Disempowered Flourite Octet) || Pre-nerf R8 Revolver | Fade = Disempowered Rust) && Head of a Dead God && Aetherian Technology = Rust (Level 16) (16/17) (+3 Overflow, +3 Teag, +1 Redstone, +8 Crystal)
This thing is not even an octet at all. This is a gorillaing octet TIMES TWO. That means sixteen eight-sided dice. Infused with the essence of endings, this double octet cancels out any Trickster majjyks in the vicinity, just as the Jaractet cancels out any fire majjyks.
Ircucvci ~~ Fandoms = Edge of the Shipping World (Level 10) (9/11) (+8 Crystal)
This dark blue and white version of Ircucvci holds control over the energies of the fandoms of Tumblr. Suprisingly, this sword cuts through feels instead of flesh.
~~Spirit Reviser~~
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level ?) (0/?)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Project Everfree~~
Navitas Nox && HH-AT Archimedes && The Unreal && Suetech Machine Sniper Rifle && All varieties of Minecraftian debuffing Potions && Jarate && Mad Milk = MAXSIDE Horizon's Daybreakers (Level 20) (0/21)
Might as well help Roxxanne with her ship. This 18-pack of auto-turrets fires lasers with utmost accuracy and as much dakka as the whole Ultimatum line combined. I don't have the Nerfing Minienders, but that's why the debuffing materials are there. Yeah, Mardek works for MAXSIDE.
None so far.
~~Regular Alchemies~~
((Chlorophyte Warhammer && Chlorophyte Jackhammer && Shroomite Ingot && Every Pyro melee weapon = Chlorophyte Automatic Warhammer) && ((Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Pwnhammer = Horseman's Breaker) && (Haunted Scrap Metal && Disempowerment Ritual && Essence of Memes = Illuminated Scrap Metal) = John Cena's Junk Crusher (Level ?) (0/?)
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! Yeah, I've wanted to do this for a looooooong time.
~~Project Everfree~~
Navitas Nox && HH-AT Archimedes && The Unreal && Suetech Machine Sniper Rifle && All varieties of Minecraftian debuffing Potions && Jarate && Mad Milk = MAXSIDE Horizon's Daybreakers (Level 20) (0/21)
Might as well help Roxxanne with her ship. This 18-pack of auto-turrets fires lasers with utmost accuracy and as much dakka as the whole Ultimatum line combined. I don't have the Nerfing Minienders, but that's why the debuffing materials are there. Yeah, Mardek works for MAXSIDE.
--Assault Team (DEAD)
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
Yeah, at least the Assault Team got their ultimate abilities out.
--Transistor (SUMMONED!)
333,333 HP
The Spine: Passives(), Functions() and Augments() have no cooldowns. Whenever a Function() is used, summon a BadCell.
Overload: When the Transistor's hp hits 0, restore it to full hp and destroy two random
Functions(), two random Passives() and two random Auguments(). Once the Transistor runs out of Functions(), destroy the Transistor. When revived by Overload, the Spoil of War is not dropped.
Augument(): Whenever the Transistor uses a Function(), modify it's effects with an Augument().
Reboot(): At the start of each turn, gain the effects of a random Passive() and lose the effects from last turn.
Kill(): 8 round charge. Activate all existing Functions() without Auguments().
Passive():
Crash(): Takes 20% reduced damage and is immune to debuffs.
Mask(): The first attack this turn made by the Transistor mini-crits.
Tap(): The Transistor will heal for 15% of damage dealt.
Void(): The Transistor cripples targets hit.
Ping(): 20% chance to dodge attacks. Applied after Jaunt().
Help(): BadCells will not spawn this turn.
Function():
Crash(): Deal high damage to 3 entities. Stun and Crash all entities hit. Enemies that are already crashed will be Broken instead.
Help(): Summon Fetch and Luna, if they are already killed. If any of the characters are alive, heal them to full health.
Jaunt(): For the next 3 turns, gain a 35% chance to avoid attacks.
Bounce(): Deal moderate damage to an entity. Can be cast 4 times in one turn.
Cull(): Deal massive damage to and knock up 2 nearby entities.
Spark(): Deal insanely high damage split equally among 2-5 random entities.
Augument():
Crash(): The attack will do increased damage and Crash entities hit. Enemies that are already Crashed will instead be Broken.
Cull(): Knocks up entities hit, up to 3 entities.
Tap(): Heals for 30% of damage dealt, reduced to 10% for Cull() and Spark().
Flood(): The attack will inflict Flood on the target.
Ping(): Attack will be double cast.
Purge(): The attack will inflict Purge on the target.
Effects:
Crash: Takes 20% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Broken: Cannot dodge attacks. Takes 50% increased damage from all sources. Lasts 2 turns.
Flood: Deals 30,000 damage over 2 turns.
Purge: Deals 10,000 damage over 3 turns. If the target is not a boss, deal massive damage at the end of this time.
Crippled: Deals 40% reduced damage. 50% chance for dodge to fail. Lasts for 2 turns.
Summoned Entities:
[AG]
Fetch:
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Crash enemies hit.
Luna:
[AG]
25,000/25,000 HP
Will Flood enemies hit.
BadCell:
[AG]
10,000/10,000 HP
When killed, explode, dealing a small amount of damage to an entity and crashing it for one turn, and deal 30,000 damage to the Transistor. Overkill damage will also be dealt to the Transistor (damage that exceeds the entity's current health).
Spoil of War: Buzzing Transistor Core: This Spoil stores up to 10 charges.
1-4 charges: Use Bounce() on an entity. Charges consumed depend on the number of times Bounce() is used.
5 charges: Deal high damage to an entity and either Crash, Flood, Purge or Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it again will Break the entity.
10 charges: Either use Cull() or Spark(), or deal high damage to an entity and Crash, Flood, Purge AND Cripple it. If an entity is already Crashed, using Crash on it will Break the entity.
And we're back! Transistor (THE Transistor, not Az's teal clone, which is referred to as Transistor) is on the battlefield, Joel finally has some weapons, and the GvT game is reset.
After 9 years in development, hopefully it will have been worth the weight. I shoot the Metal Spider-Gazelle with the Decompressor, making 9^8 holes in the cyborg animal.
Oh, and Transistor uses Help().
Fetch and Luna crash and flood the Metal Spider-Gazelle, respectively.
A vote to ADJUST.
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Talist
Terrarian
Sorry I've been gone from DTG for a while, partly for the same reasons Crystal has.
First companion: 24/60 -haulted-
Second companion: 26/70
Weapon Recharge: 2/5
+1 to Teag, +1 to Pricey, +1 to FlamingToast
Got +5 total. And +10 from GM.
Inventory:
AfterShock lvl 15, Adventure Memento lvl 10, Adventure Glove lvl 10, Adventure Armor lvl 10, Breeze Cloak lvl 10, Veðrfölnir lvl 50, The Blind Knife lvl 25
Alchemies:
Action
I'll go ahead and take my action because I might not get the chance to post after the update is done. Sorry...
Judging from the previous EOTB, the Metal Spider-Gazelle is probably still alive. So, I equip the new Blind Knife and windmill it around sideways, building up speed. I let off some chain, sending the knife flying at the Metal Spider-Gazelle. The knife lets off a trail of flames behind it, making it look like a bolt of white hot lightning. With a few more flicks, I send the knife around the Metal Spider-Gazelle, wrapping it in volcanic fires that melt away at it. Then with another pull, I yank the knife back, causing it to whirl around the Gazelle thing again and inflicting more cuts and burns.
First companion: 24/60 -haulted-
Second companion: 26/70
Weapon Recharge: 2/5
+1 to Teag, +1 to Pricey, +1 to FlamingToast
Got +5 total. And +10 from GM.
Inventory:
AfterShock lvl 15, Adventure Memento lvl 10, Adventure Glove lvl 10, Adventure Armor lvl 10, Breeze Cloak lvl 10, Veðrfölnir lvl 50, The Blind Knife lvl 25
Alchemies:
(Ectoplasim && phosphorous && skull && gunpowder && spark of light) || Glass Jar = Will-o'-the-wisp 4/11
(Soul of Vitality && The Mistlands' Scale && Blindfold && Shining Beacon) || (Spirit Knife && Ancestor's Steam Hook) = The Blind Knife 26/26 +14'd and DONE.
HAHA! My chain knife is back! My keen chain knife that brought me to the Underworld and back. That chain knife that I found randomly in some chest underground kept me safe... So I mounted it on the wall. ... Then someone took and probably sold it. I was so distraught. But now it's back. So yeah, it's a long green knife attached to a chain that pulses with steam. The knife itself is very agile and can be swung with blinding speed. Each swing can be powered with essences of volcanic flame, chilling wind, or surging wind.
Adventure Armor && Adventure Memento && Breeze Cloak = Where the Wind Takes You 6/26 (You know, just in case I want to enter the arena sometime.)
AfterShock && Adventure Glove = Force of Spirit 9/26 +1'd.
(Soul of Vitality && The Mistlands' Scale && Blindfold && Shining Beacon) || (Spirit Knife && Ancestor's Steam Hook) = The Blind Knife 26/26 +14'd and DONE.
HAHA! My chain knife is back! My keen chain knife that brought me to the Underworld and back. That chain knife that I found randomly in some chest underground kept me safe... So I mounted it on the wall. ... Then someone took and probably sold it. I was so distraught. But now it's back. So yeah, it's a long green knife attached to a chain that pulses with steam. The knife itself is very agile and can be swung with blinding speed. Each swing can be powered with essences of volcanic flame, chilling wind, or surging wind.
Adventure Armor && Adventure Memento && Breeze Cloak = Where the Wind Takes You 6/26 (You know, just in case I want to enter the arena sometime.)
AfterShock && Adventure Glove = Force of Spirit 9/26 +1'd.
Action
I'll go ahead and take my action because I might not get the chance to post after the update is done. Sorry...
Judging from the previous EOTB, the Metal Spider-Gazelle is probably still alive. So, I equip the new Blind Knife and windmill it around sideways, building up speed. I let off some chain, sending the knife flying at the Metal Spider-Gazelle. The knife lets off a trail of flames behind it, making it look like a bolt of white hot lightning. With a few more flicks, I send the knife around the Metal Spider-Gazelle, wrapping it in volcanic fires that melt away at it. Then with another pull, I yank the knife back, causing it to whirl around the Gazelle thing again and inflicting more cuts and burns.
[Insert generic username]
Steampunker
+3 Tazz(Put it towards Twin's bid)
Total Recall Act 1: 28/40
Ascension Stage 1: 24/30
Infinity: 9/40
Ends of the Earth && Zodiac's Azimuth && Thorny Bow = Gaia's Arrows 26/26
Gem && Time Titan Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Time Gem 6/16
Containment Orb && Power Titan Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Guardian's Orb 16/16
Mercury && Reality Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Aether 16/16
Scepter && Mind Titan Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Loki's Scepter 16/16
INVENTORY (And details on... a ladder.)
Ion Cannon [IIII]
Fenrir/MPGBC [IIIII]
I casually whip out Fenrir, then spend a good half hour messing around. After I finish up, I dash up to the Killer Monkey-Whale and uppercut it, then form a giant hammer made of shade clones, smashing it into the air.
Total Recall Act 1: 28/40
Ascension Stage 1: 24/30
Infinity: 9/40
Ends of the Earth && Zodiac's Azimuth && Thorny Bow = Gaia's Arrows 26/26
Gem && Time Titan Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Time Gem 6/16
Containment Orb && Power Titan Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Guardian's Orb 16/16
Mercury && Reality Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Aether 16/16
Scepter && Mind Titan Essence && Cosmic Background Radiation = Loki's Scepter 16/16
Alright, so. There are certain powerful weapons from the past that I'm interested in obtaining. I think I'll start slow. I'm not revealing anything prematurely, mostly because I'm just totally winging it, haha.
The Broken Record(Obtained) AND Metatron's Melody(Obtained) OR Compass(Obtained) AND Broken Uranium's Umbrage(Obtained) = Broken Anachronism (Level 40)
The Broken Record(Obtained) AND Metatron's Melody(Obtained) OR Compass(Obtained) AND Broken Uranium's Umbrage(Obtained) = Broken Anachronism (Level 40)
Ion Cannon [IIII]
Fenrir/MPGBC [IIIII]
I casually whip out Fenrir, then spend a good half hour messing around. After I finish up, I dash up to the Killer Monkey-Whale and uppercut it, then form a giant hammer made of shade clones, smashing it into the air.
Adria
Duke Fishron
Forging...
Slot 1: DONE!
Infinite Syringe Stash || Nanites && Metallic... juice? && Life Majjyks && Energy Majjyks && Tiny Fragments of a Soul of Power = Unlimited ??? Syringe Stash (Lv. 10, 11/11) (+4 compensation)
A pack of infinite syringes. Capped off as to prevent accidental stabbing. Though what's inside the syringes? Nobody shall know yet, except for me.
Slot 2: DONE!
(Empty Black Onyx Tome || Demon Scythe && Flower of Fire && Death Sickle = Death's Fire) && (Dual Scythes || Bone Metal [presumably the stuff Death made his scythe out of] && Liquid Thermal Energy [Don't ask] && Flask of Pure Evil = Death's Demise) && Aquilonem Mors = Infernal Demise (Lv. 15, 16/16) (+7 compensation)
Death ain't got nothin' on these suckers!
These dual scythe tomes can not only cast dual scythes at foes, but may also transform into dual scythes themselves. They have incredible control over death, and great control over fire and darkness. They're said to dish out Death so harshly that their souls, while they won't be destroyed no matter how powerful they are, will be sent into the underworld/skyworld without much of a second thought. Though that could be a good thing; you might just get out of those places and return to the world you know, and maybe enjoy some local delicacies there... if you go to skyworld. If you went into hell, well, tough luck. But you'll be back soon enough anyway, if you manage to get back.
Slot 3: Nada
Stuff goes here.
Slot 4: In Progress
((King Arthur's Excalibur [not that dumb hallowed copy; the real thing] && Soulbinding Ritual = Ultimate Excalibur) || Bottled Light && Solid Nitrogen [really freaking cold] && Living Steel = Divine Growth) && (Arctoae && Spaceleaf Greatsword && Enchanted Divinium Longsword = Miracle Leaf) = Regrowth (Lv. 25, 18/26) (+8 compensation)
Hey, don't say I can't do light-based alchemies, mate!
This fine blade strikes cold-blooded fear into the hearts of evil, able to smite them with so much ease that it isn't even funny. [If its level is high enough, it would make the Divine Godblade look like a dull knife in comparison.] Has insane control over light, a nice amount of control over ice and plants, and some control over life as well. With the inclusion of the blade that once belonged to the king Arthur, the amount of light control is [probably] unparalleled.
...Yeah.
Summons...
Legendary Support (162/200) (+9 Cyan, compensation) (I AM GETTING THIS THING DONE EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!)
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
(Make sure you read all of their descriptions)
(Green: Positive Passives | Red: Negative passives | Underline: Selection Sections | Yellow: Active switching | Purple: Actives)
Heavy Nothingness (57/60) (+8 compensation)
Actions...
Gevul Omaar: (21/101) Oho boy... be thankful that this is a low-priority thing. (I ain't accepting any charges for this one. No ifs, ands, or buts.)
I continue my studies from within the Aetherian portal.
But because I don't want to BORE anyone, I contact an old pal of mine to make things a bit more interesting around here for the time being.
A portal from... somewhere... appears, and a wolf-like figure jumps out. The portal closes.
General ShadowBane, a wolven Darkone, is filling in for DarkSide temporarily!
...And immediately tries to tear the nearest PG to absolute shreds with his teeth and claws... (which, sadly, seems to be the Killer Monkey-Whale)
...which were made of Nothinium, one of the most durable and light materials to be found in between the gap between a few of the Universes and the Void. Some say it matches the strength of Draconium. It comes with the ability to manipulate the void to stupid degrees, much like Voidmetal, but outside of the void element, it can barely be enchanted with anything but. No fire, no nothing.
The teeth were made specifically to rip the insides of the foe clean out of their host, if not shredding them to bits outright. The claws were merely made to shred everything to pieces.
Anyway, Bane knocks him/her/it down, and, with Nothinium teeth thrice the size of a shark's, and claws that were literally blades, cut clean through the flesh, slashed at its heart, cutting a few hundred arteries loose, dislodged their spine, split the jugular, and even tried to impale them through their brain! All within the span of a few short, painful seconds. And Bane relished every second of it. You can clearly see him desiring more!
He then unleashes the Lance of Creation, hitting Coarsebot, Eagle-Gorilla, and Magma Worm.
A vote to Isaac.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
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The MR alchemy upgrade, my Inventory, and my Project can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project is still a WIP.
Slot 1: DONE!
Infinite Syringe Stash || Nanites && Metallic... juice? && Life Majjyks && Energy Majjyks && Tiny Fragments of a Soul of Power = Unlimited ??? Syringe Stash (Lv. 10, 11/11) (+4 compensation)
A pack of infinite syringes. Capped off as to prevent accidental stabbing. Though what's inside the syringes? Nobody shall know yet, except for me.
Slot 2: DONE!
(Empty Black Onyx Tome || Demon Scythe && Flower of Fire && Death Sickle = Death's Fire) && (Dual Scythes || Bone Metal [presumably the stuff Death made his scythe out of] && Liquid Thermal Energy [Don't ask] && Flask of Pure Evil = Death's Demise) && Aquilonem Mors = Infernal Demise (Lv. 15, 16/16) (+7 compensation)
Death ain't got nothin' on these suckers!
These dual scythe tomes can not only cast dual scythes at foes, but may also transform into dual scythes themselves. They have incredible control over death, and great control over fire and darkness. They're said to dish out Death so harshly that their souls, while they won't be destroyed no matter how powerful they are, will be sent into the underworld/skyworld without much of a second thought. Though that could be a good thing; you might just get out of those places and return to the world you know, and maybe enjoy some local delicacies there... if you go to skyworld. If you went into hell, well, tough luck. But you'll be back soon enough anyway, if you manage to get back.
Slot 3: Nada
Stuff goes here.
Slot 4: In Progress
((King Arthur's Excalibur [not that dumb hallowed copy; the real thing] && Soulbinding Ritual = Ultimate Excalibur) || Bottled Light && Solid Nitrogen [really freaking cold] && Living Steel = Divine Growth) && (Arctoae && Spaceleaf Greatsword && Enchanted Divinium Longsword = Miracle Leaf) = Regrowth (Lv. 25, 18/26) (+8 compensation)
Hey, don't say I can't do light-based alchemies, mate!
This fine blade strikes cold-blooded fear into the hearts of evil, able to smite them with so much ease that it isn't even funny. [If its level is high enough, it would make the Divine Godblade look like a dull knife in comparison.] Has insane control over light, a nice amount of control over ice and plants, and some control over life as well. With the inclusion of the blade that once belonged to the king Arthur, the amount of light control is [probably] unparalleled.
...Yeah.
Summons...
Legendary Support (162/200) (+9 Cyan, compensation) (I AM GETTING THIS THING DONE EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!)
Entities... (Nerf if to powerful. Buff if too weak.)
(Make sure you read all of their descriptions)
(Green: Positive Passives | Red: Negative passives | Underline: Selection Sections | Yellow: Active switching | Purple: Actives)
I guess this is why we can't have nice things. Augh...
General
-Parts: Can suffer engine failures (+30% chance to catch fire, -10% evade/-5% armor), wing damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), fuselage damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), and tail damage (-10% evade/-5% armor). Aim at these for easier takedowns.
-Repairs: Any plane can, when destroyed, return to the hangar for repairs. They will return in 3 turns, one at a time, at half-health. Cannot be repaired once the entire lot has been destroyed. (Changed it up a bit.)
-Airborne: Self-explanitory.
-Split: Can branch out in order to attack more enemies, up to the number of planes there are. Their attack power severely drops when attacking like this.
General
-Parts: Can suffer engine failures (+30% chance to catch fire, -10% evade/-5% armor), wing damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), fuselage damage (-10% evade/-5% armor), and tail damage (-10% evade/-5% armor). Aim at these for easier takedowns.
-Repairs: Any plane can, when destroyed, return to the hangar for repairs. They will return in 3 turns, one at a time, at half-health. Cannot be repaired once the entire lot has been destroyed. (Changed it up a bit.)
-Airborne: Self-explanitory.
-Split: Can branch out in order to attack more enemies, up to the number of planes there are. Their attack power severely drops when attacking like this.
Heavy Nothingness (57/60) (+8 compensation)
Actions...
Gevul Omaar: (21/101) Oho boy... be thankful that this is a low-priority thing. (I ain't accepting any charges for this one. No ifs, ands, or buts.)
I continue my studies from within the Aetherian portal.
But because I don't want to BORE anyone, I contact an old pal of mine to make things a bit more interesting around here for the time being.
~Incoming Transmission~
Bane, you there?
(...nothing came out...)
...Hey, I need someone to fill in for me in the current session I'm in for a bit.
...Ugh, fine, I'll be right over. What's there, anyway?
Let's see... combat, a whole lot of one-sidedness, a Godmodder trying to take over Terraria-
ALRIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER IN HALF A SECOND! I WANT IN ON THIS BLOODSHED!
~Transmission Cut~
...Well that went well.
Bane, you there?
(...nothing came out...)
...Hey, I need someone to fill in for me in the current session I'm in for a bit.
...Ugh, fine, I'll be right over. What's there, anyway?
Let's see... combat, a whole lot of one-sidedness, a Godmodder trying to take over Terraria-
ALRIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER IN HALF A SECOND! I WANT IN ON THIS BLOODSHED!
~Transmission Cut~
...Well that went well.
A portal from... somewhere... appears, and a wolf-like figure jumps out. The portal closes.
General ShadowBane, a wolven Darkone, is filling in for DarkSide temporarily!
...And immediately tries to tear the nearest PG to absolute shreds with his teeth and claws... (which, sadly, seems to be the Killer Monkey-Whale)
...which were made of Nothinium, one of the most durable and light materials to be found in between the gap between a few of the Universes and the Void. Some say it matches the strength of Draconium. It comes with the ability to manipulate the void to stupid degrees, much like Voidmetal, but outside of the void element, it can barely be enchanted with anything but. No fire, no nothing.
The teeth were made specifically to rip the insides of the foe clean out of their host, if not shredding them to bits outright. The claws were merely made to shred everything to pieces.
Anyway, Bane knocks him/her/it down, and, with Nothinium teeth thrice the size of a shark's, and claws that were literally blades, cut clean through the flesh, slashed at its heart, cutting a few hundred arteries loose, dislodged their spine, split the jugular, and even tried to impale them through their brain! All within the span of a few short, painful seconds. And Bane relished every second of it. You can clearly see him desiring more!
He then unleashes the Lance of Creation, hitting Coarsebot, Eagle-Gorilla, and Magma Worm.
A vote to Isaac.
Spoils & Other Chargeables...
Lance of Creation (III); casts Genesis.
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
Genesis: Deals massive holy damage to 3 entities, heals allied entities. (greatly increased damage against groups. Groups only count as 1 entity.)
Suldaan-Doom's Meteor(s): {III}
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals greater damage against lone foes. Damage distributed on how many foes were hit.
Disabled for now due to issues.
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance:^III^
Buffs the attack, defense, and turn order of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 2 turns. Can do this for up to 5 targets, but the effects will be much weaker. Debuff strengths range from 1-5, 5 being the greatest (1 entity/player) and 1 being weakest (5 separate entities/players). Each level increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
Disabled for now due to issues.
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness:/IIIII/
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
Disabled for now due to issues.
More coming soon.
Sends meteors down into a foe, or multiple foes. Deals greater damage against lone foes. Damage distributed on how many foes were hit.
Disabled for now due to issues.
Leinro Fiit-Rebalance:
Buffs the attack, defense, and turn order of an ally, or debuffs those stats for enemies, for 2 turns. Can do this for up to 5 targets, but the effects will be much weaker. Debuff strengths range from 1-5, 5 being the greatest (1 entity/player) and 1 being weakest (5 separate entities/players). Each level increases stat adjustments by 5% each.
Disabled for now due to issues.
My 3 main weapons (Leinro Fiit, Ved Vozahnil, Suldaan)-Fear The Darkness:
Deals high damage to a single entity, and inflict Deteriorate on them for 2 turns.
Deteriorate: Decreases attack, and deals damage over time to current and max HP.
Disabled for now due to issues.
More coming soon.
Support:
GoldenReady (+1)
Toast (+1)
Sirplop (+1)
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The MR alchemy upgrade, my Inventory, and my Project can now be found HERE, at the bottom of the post. The project is still a WIP.
Vitrolic Medicine
Terrarian
Two Handed Axe, lvl 7
Disassembly,lvl 5
Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26)
Sol's Twig (lvl 10)
Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7)
Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10)
Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15) (IIII)
Heart... (III)
Disassembly,lvl 5
Ultimata Drain Rifles (lvl 26)
Sol's Twig (lvl 10)
Sniper Armor, lvl 3, incerases accuracy of guns
Empire Earth IV, lvl 3
Typhoon Sniper (lvl 7)
Angelic Longbow (lvl 10)
Demonic Recurve (lvl 10)
Power Ranger Armor (lvl 15) (IIII)
Heart... (III)
The project of Penultimate weaponry set. May be the best friend, or worst enemy. In these times, Balladina must be here, otherwise, Godmodder would ultimately win:
And the ultimates:
- Balladina's Leather Armor (x)
- Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (starting)(can be extended)
- Balladina's Pocket Shortbow (x)
- Alina's Infinite Cup (x)
- Balladina's Bandwith (x)
- Alina's Mask (x)
- Balladina's Steel Underarmor (x)
- Popiel's Crown (x)
- Von Kostryn Longsword (x)
- Von Kostryn Iron Helmet (x)
- Von Kostryn Iron Chestplate(x)
And the ultimates:
- Balladina's Guard Armor. (don't have)
- Balladina's Recurve. (nope)
- Balladina's Mythical Mask. (don't have)
- Balladina's Vilethorn Blade(pretty much like spoil, chargeable) (not having)
Charges:
[AG BOSS] Shadow of Faressain (18/500) (1%)(+8+1)
[AG BOSS] Prophet(23/300) (3.33 %) (+8+1)
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Alchemies:
READY: (Philosopher Stone && Powers && Soul of Transformation) = Transformation stone, (lvl 5) (6/6) This allows to transform into creatures.
IN PROGRESS: (Plantera Hook&& (Scorpion Hook && (Lunar Hook && Plantera Hook) && Superpowers) && Balladina's Knife) && (Balladina's Sword &&(Deadman Poison&&Iron Gads &&(Reverse Vintuci || Balladina's Sickle && Balladina (book)))) = Balladina's Poisoned Longsword (15/26) (lvl 25) (Tip: read this book to find the answer)
The Sword of Balladina is enchanced with her Soul. May cause poisoning. A legendary sword (or knife), what caused Von Kostryn to pass out, killed Alina, Goniec and manipulating everyone. Every Balladina's sage Weapon will have 25 lvl, while penultimates 50 lvl.
NEW: Thunderstorm && (Essence of ... && Thunder) || Essences && Pure Power && Thunder && (Tinquinci && Coppingu) = Thunder Essence (9/15)
The essence is a natural trap of Pikachu. Free him to see what happens. While inventory it will imbue every weapon with electrity.
INSTA (not lvl 10): Thunder && Magical Stone && (Uvintonin && Haviningon) || Magical Stone && Thunderstorm = Thunder Stone (5/5)
The stone have moderate amount of control for Electrity.
NEW: (Solar Armor && Vortex Armor && Nebula Armor && Stardust Armor) && (Goniec Armor && Von Kostryn Armor && Balladina Leather Clothes && (Balladina Soul && Superpower && (Solar Armor || Balladina Leather Clothes) && Balladina (book))) = Balladina's Leather Armor (0/26) (lvl 25)
Balladina Leather Armor provides same defence as combined four lunar armors. In terms of durablity, it's even more durable than anything. It have moderate control of Evil and Ranged, lesser at Magic and Summon, and least at Melee and Balladina soul.
ALREADY READY: (Ocram(just the reverse macro, not actual Ocram) && Macro&&(Plantera Hook&&Plantera(just a Music box))&&Mist Cloud)||(Dao of Pow&&KO Cannon&&Fatality Knife&&(Scorpion Hook && Plantera Hook)) = Matlera Hook (10/10) (9 lvl) (please, make it finish as be. Proposed lvl: 9.)
It's NOT ENCHANCED BY PLANTERA OR OCRAM. This hook is a copy of the Plantera Hooks, providing greater mobility in air.
Transformations (NEW):
Faressain ---> Farevern(need to have Charizard Scales, Transformation Stone and Charizardite X/Y)
Farevern <---> Kirbyssain(Pink fludd, Transformation Stone and Super Star needed, later can swap).
Farevern/Kirbyssain ---->(true Unification)----> Faressain the Kirbyvern (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed).
ALTS:
Faressain ---> Farechu (Thunder Stone, Transformation Stone and Thunder Essence Needed.
Farechu <---> King Dessain (King Dedede hammer, Transformation Stone and Darkness Essence needed, can later transform for free).
Farechu/King Dessain ----> King Faressain Dechu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed)
Faressain ---> Fareu (SHORYUKEN, Transformation stone and Street Aura needed
Fareu <---> Charissain (Charizard Scales, Transformation Stone and Charizardite X/Y needed)
Fareu/Charissain ----> Faressain Charyu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed).
Faressain ---> Farephet (Nanosuit, Transformation Stone and Power Ranger Nanosuit needed)
Farephet <---> Mewssain (Mew Essence, Mewtwo essence and Trans. Stone needed)
Farephet/Mewssain ----> Faressain Mewphet (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed).
Farechu ----> Pikachu (if exposed to Raichite, Farechu is Half Pikachu in fact)
Farevern ----> Wyvern (if exposed to Charizardite X, same story, but he is similar to white coloured charizard)
Kirbyssain ----> Kirby (if exposed to Super Star, ^^)
King Dessain ----> King Dedede (if exposed to Mecha Hammer, same)
Fareu ----> Ryu (When exposed to Street Aura again, ^^)
Charissain ----> Charizard (When exposed to Charizardite Y, same)
Farephet ----> Prophet (When exposed with Ceph Technology, ^^)
Mewssain ----> Mew (When exposed with Mewtwonite X, same) or Mewtwo (When exposed to Mewtwonite Y, same)
^^ -----> Faressain Ultimatus/King Ultimatus (one if merged Faressain + all 8 forms above, second when all 8 pure forms merge), can use all abilities.
Farevern <---> Kirbyssain(Pink fludd, Transformation Stone and Super Star needed, later can swap).
Farevern/Kirbyssain ---->(true Unification)----> Faressain the Kirbyvern (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed).
ALTS:
Faressain ---> Farechu (Thunder Stone, Transformation Stone and Thunder Essence Needed.
Farechu <---> King Dessain (King Dedede hammer, Transformation Stone and Darkness Essence needed, can later transform for free).
Farechu/King Dessain ----> King Faressain Dechu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed)
Faressain ---> Fareu (SHORYUKEN, Transformation stone and Street Aura needed
Fareu <---> Charissain (Charizard Scales, Transformation Stone and Charizardite X/Y needed)
Fareu/Charissain ----> Faressain Charyu (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed).
Faressain ---> Farephet (Nanosuit, Transformation Stone and Power Ranger Nanosuit needed)
Farephet <---> Mewssain (Mew Essence, Mewtwo essence and Trans. Stone needed)
Farephet/Mewssain ----> Faressain Mewphet (Superior Transformation Stone, Merge Stones and Chaos Crystal Needed).
Farechu ----> Pikachu (if exposed to Raichite, Farechu is Half Pikachu in fact)
Farevern ----> Wyvern (if exposed to Charizardite X, same story, but he is similar to white coloured charizard)
Kirbyssain ----> Kirby (if exposed to Super Star, ^^)
King Dessain ----> King Dedede (if exposed to Mecha Hammer, same)
Fareu ----> Ryu (When exposed to Street Aura again, ^^)
Charissain ----> Charizard (When exposed to Charizardite Y, same)
Farephet ----> Prophet (When exposed with Ceph Technology, ^^)
Mewssain ----> Mew (When exposed with Mewtwonite X, same) or Mewtwo (When exposed to Mewtwonite Y, same)
^^ -----> Faressain Ultimatus/King Ultimatus (one if merged Faressain + all 8 forms above, second when all 8 pure forms merge), can use all abilities.
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Specials:
Prophet:
900000 HP
60000 ATTACK (avg)
Mask Mode (IIIII): Rendering invisible for 2 rounds, can't be attacked, attacks for double DMG, or backstabs for 6x of DMG (if that happen, 1/5)
Shield mode (IIIIIII): Adds 100000 HP for 3 turns, normal attack.
Orbital Strike (IIIIIIIIII): Instantly kills 5 enemies, and deal massive damage to PG Bosses
Hacks (IIIII): Changes entity side to AG, and this entity lives for 3 turns, until killed earlier or hacked effect pass out.
Attacks:
Sniper rifle:
Extreme Damage, 5 turns cooldown*
Pistol:
Massive Damage, 4 turns cooldown.
Machinegun:
Huge damage for 3-10 entities and normal to 3-5, 4 turns cooldown
Rocket Lanucher:
Massive damage for 1-2 entities, 5 turns cooldown*
REX explosive:
Great damage for 1-3 entities, detonates after 1 round, unkillable, 4 turns cooldown
Alpha Shotgun:
Extreme damage to 1 entity or Great damage for 1, and Medium to 4, 4 turns cooldown.
Grenade:
Massive damage for 2 entities, 5 turns cooldown.*
Note, that prophet can use one special every 5 turns.
* - Shared Cooldown.
Extreme: x3 dmg
Massive: x2,5 dmg
Great: x2 dmg
Huge: x1,5 dmg
Normal: x1dmg
Spoil of War:
True Prophet Nanosuit, (IIII - mask mode). You deal 2x dmg, but only for 1 turn.
900000 HP
60000 ATTACK (avg)
Mask Mode (IIIII): Rendering invisible for 2 rounds, can't be attacked, attacks for double DMG, or backstabs for 6x of DMG (if that happen, 1/5)
Shield mode (IIIIIII): Adds 100000 HP for 3 turns, normal attack.
Orbital Strike (IIIIIIIIII): Instantly kills 5 enemies, and deal massive damage to PG Bosses
Hacks (IIIII): Changes entity side to AG, and this entity lives for 3 turns, until killed earlier or hacked effect pass out.
Attacks:
Sniper rifle:
Extreme Damage, 5 turns cooldown*
Pistol:
Massive Damage, 4 turns cooldown.
Machinegun:
Huge damage for 3-10 entities and normal to 3-5, 4 turns cooldown
Rocket Lanucher:
Massive damage for 1-2 entities, 5 turns cooldown*
REX explosive:
Great damage for 1-3 entities, detonates after 1 round, unkillable, 4 turns cooldown
Alpha Shotgun:
Extreme damage to 1 entity or Great damage for 1, and Medium to 4, 4 turns cooldown.
Grenade:
Massive damage for 2 entities, 5 turns cooldown.*
Note, that prophet can use one special every 5 turns.
* - Shared Cooldown.
Extreme: x3 dmg
Massive: x2,5 dmg
Great: x2 dmg
Huge: x1,5 dmg
Normal: x1dmg
Spoil of War:
True Prophet Nanosuit, (IIII - mask mode). You deal 2x dmg, but only for 1 turn.
Shadow of Faressain:
1500000 HP
100000 DMG
Can use player inventory.
Death's Sickle (IIII) - Instakills normal PG entity.
Shadow Cloning (IIIIIIIIIIIIIII) - Summons 2x more powerfull shadow of entity.
Ninja Attack (IIIII) - Triple action next turn.
PASSIVE: +0.25x attacks made by normal weapons, but another 1x is from darkness
Doomsday (IIIIIIII) - Kills random PG entity, includes massive damage on boss, harming GM, or null entity.
Strife (IIIIII): Spawns 20 Shadow tentacles.
Shadow Tentacle:
8000 HP
1000 ATT
Meatshielding AGs.
1500000 HP
100000 DMG
Can use player inventory.
Death's Sickle (IIII) - Instakills normal PG entity.
Shadow Cloning (IIIIIIIIIIIIIII) - Summons 2x more powerfull shadow of entity.
Ninja Attack (IIIII) - Triple action next turn.
PASSIVE: +0.25x attacks made by normal weapons, but another 1x is from darkness
Doomsday (IIIIIIII) - Kills random PG entity, includes massive damage on boss, harming GM, or null entity.
Strife (IIIIII): Spawns 20 Shadow tentacles.
Shadow Tentacle:
8000 HP
1000 ATT
Meatshielding AGs.
Actions:
Well, I throwned myself over edge, making Pikachu Ancient spawn. If you see someone killing crazily your units and enemy, It will be something in my body. But it is so cute... ohhhh. Nevermind. Vote for %&#$&#% (curses) Then I with fresh power began to attack Godmodder...
Godmodder have 9 letters
9 is dividable by 3
3 is number of sides of Iluminati (no, i'm not confirming iluminati)
Iluminati have 9 letters
letter have 6 letters
6 is number of legs of bee
Bee is same family as Spiders
Spider makes web
Web is same as Website
Website main monopolist is Google
Google have Android TM
Android is most popular system on Smartphones
Smartphone have 10 letters
10 letters have also Atlzokhoal, leader of Mayans
Mayans created their own calendar.
Their calendar ends on year 2012
2012 is the end of world
End of the world is trademark of EvilTM
Evil is composed of devils.
Devil leader is Satan.
Satan son is Antichrist.
Antichrist is enemy of Christus.
Godmodder is enemy of Christus confirmed. Heavens began to rage as Godmodder began to panic. Then God (yeah, true God) called everyone to behead Godmodder. Only I came, and beheaded him in power of God. Then rage on any of Godmodder close members began. The enemies began a sad and pathetic battle for their lifes. But they got cornered and massivelly damaged. Then his army ended attack and I finished every survivors with Ultimata Drain Rifle. (It uses so much energy...)
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Helping:
+3 redstone
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Badass Triangle Shades-Wearing Cyborg MLG Honey Badger: 56/200
Tetrahellatus: 24/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (15/25)
I proceed to tell the Godmodder that I technically won because, if I really won, the game would become pointless and may or may not stop existing (Hilariously enough, that is why it's creator never really wins. Then again, he literally schemes just for the sake of scheming), and I throw a bizarre explanation of it in order to hurt him from the sheer confusion. Then, I pull off a really weird plot involving crossover travel, crack fics, and the results I got at PPRC in order to prove my point...by foiling it with an even bigger plot involving that, and the possible destruction of all the crappy troll fics and MLG in general...which causes both plots to foil each other, but somehow changes something, and I still can plot to do that. In fact, I throw a really bizarre mind-screw at him due to all that. In fact, the last time I did that, it somehow confused anything. Even the aforementioned god of scheming that created PPRC in the first place, which is part of why mentioning the Chaos Spawn doesn't affect me (In-character, that is). I then proceed to tell the Godmodder that he still literally can't win and should just give up so he has a chance at being spared.
Tetrahellatus: 24/450
Alchemy:
Beam Spam && More Dakka && Missile Spam && Grenade Spam: The Obliterator: (15/25)
I proceed to tell the Godmodder that I technically won because, if I really won, the game would become pointless and may or may not stop existing (Hilariously enough, that is why it's creator never really wins. Then again, he literally schemes just for the sake of scheming), and I throw a bizarre explanation of it in order to hurt him from the sheer confusion. Then, I pull off a really weird plot involving crossover travel, crack fics, and the results I got at PPRC in order to prove my point...by foiling it with an even bigger plot involving that, and the possible destruction of all the crappy troll fics and MLG in general...which causes both plots to foil each other, but somehow changes something, and I still can plot to do that. In fact, I throw a really bizarre mind-screw at him due to all that. In fact, the last time I did that, it somehow confused anything. Even the aforementioned god of scheming that created PPRC in the first place, which is part of why mentioning the Chaos Spawn doesn't affect me (In-character, that is). I then proceed to tell the Godmodder that he still literally can't win and should just give up so he has a chance at being spared.
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