Things don't look too bad for me on Monday, but I need to get something done tonight. The post count's pretty light so far- sorry I didn't keep in touch with you guys.
I'll try to post Monday- I shouldn't have time problems. Be sure to get your posts in by that night!
Using the power of having the first post, I hit the Acolyte with a very large hammer before he realizes that we're taking our turns again.
Nicol Bolas:24/25
As the Acolyte is being struck by other attacks, including my lightning, I initiate him in a stop sign fight as my Land Shark surreptitiously tunnels up from below to attack.
The Acolyte summons an Ice Mammoth to drive away your Land Shark once again from the safety of his faraday cage! He's gotta get rid of that thing for good...
I give the Acolyte an couple of shoe's. If the Acolyte wear's them i slap him in the face.
If he does not I blind him with the power of THE SUN!!!. If that does not work then i throw the colored text at the Acolyte.
The Acolyte takes them, but doesn't wear them! He forms a shield of shadowy energy around himself, dampening the power of the sun and draining color from your text at the same time.
But the log is in the bin...? How can you throw the log if it's in the bin?
========[End-of-Turn Events]========
Ninjatwist_ is still locked into the casket.
The Acolyte eagerly anticipates your next move. ========[JOE's Sidequest Events]========
Provided GoldHero returns, you can travel over to the Desert Ruins! Don't think about crafting additional stuff, though.
Also, the Mine Turtle has jammed.
========[sunnyau's Sidequest Events]========
Nothing much is happening. The air is clear and pink petals of cherry blossoms flow in the wind... despite the lack of a single cherry blossom tree within sight.
Maybe you could explore? Maybe there's something in the flower at your feet.
====[The Battlefield]====
A flat savannah full of trees and tall grass. The Acolyte isn't anywhere to be seen, but there are plenty of Mooks in his place.
You have come across a Mook Outpost and its Argynth attackers. Let's see what's there to be had.
ender 2 Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (1/16 Souls)(Shotgun, Base Damage: +0, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun up to 12) Healing Totem [Recharge: II] (Heals 3 Anti-Acolyte PCs for 2 HP when used) EVader Double Lightsaber {G+1} (Base Damage: -1, Can attack twice, 20% chance to inflict Burning for 1 turn, 10% passive dodge chance, increases to 30% when used) Mandalorian Armor (20% damage reduction, targets must reroll dodge/block chances)
Emerald_Mann Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used) Shield Module §¶[Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)
EEU Riflescope (Sniper Rifle, Base Damage: User)
Mythic Spell Book Sword [Level: 1/5][Next: 17/40 DMG] (Blade, Base Damage: +2, gains level upon dealing enough damage, +10% damage per level, upon reaching final level and damage thresholds, special move can be performed)
plague126 Argynth Tooth Bracelet §¶ [Cooldown: IIIII] (Summons a Phantom Argynth Soldier when used, Phantom Argynth Soldier has high stats but takes 6 damage every turn)
bognog04 Infinity Gauntlet (Base Damage: +1, can clear status effects and reverse any status effect damage done, can spend attack to apply Confused (50% chance to hurt self upon basic attack) to one entity)
MrMirrorMan Forgotten Fang (Blade, Base Damage: +1, 50% crit chance instead of 25%) Remembered Revolver (Sniper Rifle, Base Damage: +1, 15% chance to apply Stasis on hit for 1 turn)
Tarhalindur Tarhalindur^TM One-Use Meteor Shield (Consumable, 100% chance to completely block one meteor-based damage source) Toy Gun (Inflicts Paralyzed (Speed Value lowered to 1, 60% miss chance) on an enemy when used)
tzaoray Minigun (Base Damage: User)
Sky High/Xor Vial of Mook Blood (???) Deathstriker Staff [Rage Beam: IIII] (Base Damage: +2, Rage Beam deals 16 damage to a single enemy and charges upon kill or when the owner's entities die, can tun Flame Spirits into Deathstrikers or Spirit Animals as an action)
CURSES:
Charge Stasis (Players cannot charge charges naturally, only by hitting the Acolyte- however, charges may now be stored indefinitely on their slot)
Embargo (Items cannot be used or charged, and new items cannot be created)
Supply Line Stasis (New entities cannot be created)
Itinerary Objectives: Kill the Mooks to finish the Episode! Minions can deal with the light fodder, but take care of heavy hitters like Smash Mooks and heavy weapons emplacements!
Entities:
Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 50/50. Plot Armor: 0% Reduction.Falcon Slash: II. Bulletstorm: III. Miracle Strike: IIII. Inactive!
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4
This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.
Weapons/Equipment: Shortsaber (Blade, Base Damage: +2) Beretta 93R Pistol (Pistol, Base Damage: User)
Abilities: Falcon Slash: Attack twice with the Shortsaber. Bulletstorm: Each shot with the Beretta 93R Pistol deals triple damage but causes triple recoil and has 10% less accuracy than a single shot. Miracle Strike: Heal for damage dealt with the Shortsaber. +15% crit chance.
Plot Armor:
This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks from entities.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.
Can enter Plot Meditation to recover 10% of their max HP per turn. During Plot Meditation, the entity's Plot Armor is reduced to 0 and any incoming attacks will interrupt this state.
When down to 0 HP, activates Plot Regeneration. During Plot Regeneration, Plot Armor activates to 100%, this entity recovers 20% of their Max HP per turn, and this entity will not act, all for 5 turns.
Guardian Crystal [AA] HP: 46/88. Protects 1 chosen entity from harm each turn, or randomly if not chosen.
Repaired Autocannon Turret [AA] HP: 12/12. Can be used to attack with a Base Damage 8 Pistol.
====[sunnyau's Sidequest: The Magical Forest]====
A mystical woodland full of otherworldly and etherial energy. Despite how there aren't many cherry blossoms, their leaves can be seen in the wind.
Current Zone: The Clearing. Next To: The Reed Pond, The Turquoise Pathway.
sunnyau [AA] HP: 24/24. Overload: 0/20.
sunnyau Wicked Ring §¶ (Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges) Seashell (Crafting ingredient) Staff of Elements {G+1} (Base Damage: -2, Attacks three times, 50% chance for an additional attack, 20% chance to apply Burning or Freezing (both 1 damage taken per turn, 2/2)) Staff of Time [Reverse Time:III] (Base Damage: User, Reverse Time heals an entity for 25% of the damage it took last turn when used) Ironbark Warpmind Scepter (Base Damage: -2, +1 damage to enemies hit before with this weapon (stacks up to twice), applies Weakened (50% damage dealt penalty) for 1 turn) Mana Crystal (Heals the user for 2 HP upon making a magical attack, once per turn)
Items of Interest: Large Flower (A large pink flower, oddly low to the ground)
====[JOE's Sidequest: The Savannah]====
A flat savannah full of trees and not much else. Houses JOE and GoldHero's sidequest.
Current Area: The Savannah. Borders: The Hills.
Current Zone: The Encampment. Next To: The Pond, The Tar Pit, The Hill Borders, the Desert Ruins.
JOEbob Flint Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2, 50% Bleed chance when used as a weapon) Linear Growth Perceptual Amulet (Generates Shield when out of combat, Shield gives a dodge chance depending on the interval depending on the attack (Dodge chance = Shield x 10), dodging a hit will remove shield equal to the damage of the attack that blocked it Crabshell Armor (27/30 HP) (30% damage reduction) Small Backpack (Gives the user 3 more inventory slots) Cooked Beast Meat (Cooked food item) (x1) Cooked Crab Meat (Cooked food item) (x2) Stuffed Eggplant (x2) (Food item, restores 7 HP and gives Regeneration (4 HP restored per turn) for 2 turns) Coal (x4) (Crafting ingredient/Fuel for 8 turns) Pemmican (x1) (Food item, restores 3 HP and gives Regeneration (1 HP restored per turn) for 2 turns) Iron Leggings (20% damage reduction) Coiled Iron Sword (Blade, Base Damage: +3, 20% Bleed chance when used) Fragile Strength (Lost upon death, use when attacking to deal 25% more damage)
GoldHero101 Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Mini-Splatling Deco (Automatic, Can fire +3 more shots, +10% hit chance on first shot, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Swim Matrix (Allows user to swim: when out of combat, healing for 2 HP per turn, while in combat, grants a 20% dodge chance) Dragon Fang (Blade, Base Damage: +1) Crocodilian Backpack (HP: 24/24) (Gives the user 5 more inventory slots, resists 50% of damage taken while worn) Stuffed Eggplant (x1) (Food item, restores 7 HP and gives Regeneration (4 HP restored per turn) for 2 turns) Pemmican (x4) (Food item, restores 3 HP and gives Regeneration (1 HP restored per turn) for 2 turns) Shield of Lords (HP: 20/20) (Shield, regenerates 4 HP per turn, Blocks overkill damage, may be recharged with an action instead of being destroyed upon reaching 0 HP)
APEX [N] HP: 91/100. Base Damage: 8. Speed Value: 1. Blocks 75% of incoming attacks towards CHICKEN.
CHICKEN [N] HP: 80/80. Base Damage: 6. Speed Value: 4. Speed Value: 1.
Lays 1 Egg per turn, will lay more if sufficiently powered (Eggs: 0) Nest: Lays double eggs when out of combat.
Small Camp [N] HP: 40/40. Houses cover (50%), Furnaces, Si. Fortification. Simple Crafting Table: Allows the use of simple crafting recipes and the creation of Generation +1 Items. Bakeware Set: Can be used to make foodstuffs.
Furnace 1:
Input: Egg (Food ingredient, can be cooked... or thrown)
Fuel:
Product:
Furnace 2:
Input:
Fuel:
Product: Iron Ingot (x4) (Crafting ingredient)
Smeltery: Processes two Ore items per turn at no extra fuel cost.
Input:
Fuel: Tar(Fuel Power: 4/4) (x2) (Crafting ingredient/Fuel for 4 turns)
Product: Iron Ingot (x9) (Crafting ingredient)
Sand (x20) (Crafting/building ingredient) Clay (x8) (Crafting/building ingredient) Wood Log (x15) (Crafting/building ingredient/Fuel for 2 turns) Charcoal (x2) (Crafting ingredient/Fuel for 8 turns) Stone Pickaxe (Base Damage: +2) (x2) Stone Shovel (Base Damage: +2) Cobblestone (x35) (Crafting/building ingredient) Gravel (x39) (Crafting/building ingredient) Cooked Crab Meat (Cooked food item) Leopard Fang (Crafting ingredient) Crocodile Tooth (x5) (Crafting ingredient) Egg (x8) (Food ingredient, can be cooked... or thrown) Tar (x8) (Crafting ingredient/Fuel for 4 turns) Raw Beast Meat (x4) (Raw food ingredient, can be cooked) Flimsy Shovel (Base Damage: +1, 40% chance to break with each use) Ankylosaur Bone (x3) (Unknown purpose) Ankylosaur Femur (Club, Base Damage: +1) Heavy Stone Sword (Blade, Base Damage: +2, user cannot dodge while in use) Flint-Tipped Warhammer (Hammer, Base Damage: +2, 50% Bleed chance when used as a weapon) Leopard Fang Chisel (Blade, Base Damage: User)
I attempt to give the Acolyte an existential crisis by pointing out that no matter how many times he evades our attacks, one will eventually hit no matter what he does.
Nicol Bolas:24/25
Alright, you've forced my hand.
I activate a meteor smash, causing meteors to rain from the sky.
These meteors hit EVERYONE, including me and the Acolyte. However, I don't take damage because I have that meteor shield.
Anyone struck by a meteor is guaranteed to take damage, and the attack continues until everyone is hit.
The leading Land Shark jumps up and eats a falling meteor, turning it into a Space Shark, which allows it to also command the Air Sharks. The Land and Air Sharks circle the Acolyte, and attack from all directions. Sides, top, bottom, everything, before the Space Shark fires a Super Astrosaber Obliteration Ray of the Sharks of Land, Air, and Sea DX (tm) (C) at the Acolyte.
The Acolyte is not unconscious (what these attacks would require), and easily evades your sneak attacks with the face-drawing and cancer needle due to being awake!
I attempt to give the Acolyte an existential crisis by pointing out that no matter how many times he evades our attacks, one will eventually hit no matter what he does.
Nicol Bolas:24/25
The Acolyte rationalizes that he'd better do as much as he possibly can while he's still up! He will now target players for variable amounts of damage!
Alright, you've forced my hand.
I activate a meteor smash, causing meteors to rain from the sky.
These meteors hit EVERYONE, including me and the Acolyte. However, I don't take damage because I have that meteor shield.
Anyone struck by a meteor is guaranteed to take damage, and the attack continues until everyone is hit.
However, it is not the Trusty Dagger of Never Being Blocked Ever! The Acolyte simply deflects the blow with a blade of his own. It still hits something, right...?
The leading Land Shark jumps up and eats a falling meteor, turning it into a Space Shark, which allows it to also command the Air Sharks. The Land and Air Sharks circle the Acolyte, and attack from all directions. Sides, top, bottom, everything, before the Space Shark fires a Super Astrosaber Obliteration Ray of the Sharks of Land, Air, and Sea DX (tm) (C) at the Acolyte.
The Acolyte calls to all of the Space Orcas, Air Orcas, Land Orcas, regular Orcas, and extradimensional Orcas to battle all of the sharks!
Your sign attack initally takes him by surprise, but the attack obeys the speed limit... which the Acolyte changes to about 1 mile per hour. He then easily evades your attack by running away from it above the speed limit!
What with? The Acolyte's wise enough not to fall to such garden-variety clickbait!
========[End-of-Turn Events]========
Ninjatwist_ is still locked into the casket.
The Acolyte deals 6 damage to ender 2 with a quick ball of dark energy! You'd better get his attention before he really starts dishing out damage. ========[JOE's Sidequest Events]========
Provided GoldHero returns, you can travel over to the Desert Ruins! Don't think about crafting additional stuff, though.
Also, the Mine Turtle has jammed.
========[sunnyau's Sidequest Events]========
Nothing much is happening. The air is clear and pink petals of cherry blossoms flow in the wind... despite the lack of a single cherry blossom tree within sight.
Maybe you could explore? Maybe there's something in the flower at your feet.
====[The Battlefield]====
A flat savannah full of trees and tall grass. The Acolyte isn't anywhere to be seen, but there are plenty of Mooks in his place.
You have come across a Mook Outpost and its Argynth attackers. Let's see what's there to be had.
ender 2 Headless Horsemann Harmer's Howitzer §¶ (1/16 Souls)(Shotgun, Base Damage: +0, Earns 1 Soul per kill, Souls can be unleashed into an entity that can be drawn back into the gun if above Orange Health (40%), Deals +1 base damage for every 6 Souls kept in the gun up to 12) Healing Totem [Recharge: II] (Heals 3 Anti-Acolyte PCs for 2 HP when used) EVader Double Lightsaber {G+1} (Base Damage: -1, Can attack twice, 20% chance to inflict Burning for 1 turn, 10% passive dodge chance, increases to 30% when used) Mandalorian Armor (20% damage reduction, targets must reroll dodge/block chances)
Emerald_Mann Scrambling Eggs (x2) (Deals 4 damage 6 times to an enemy or group of enemies when used) Shield Module §¶[Cooldown: III] (Grants Shielded (75% damage mitigation) for one turn on any unit of entities once used)
EEU Riflescope (Sniper Rifle, Base Damage: User)
Mythic Spell Book Sword [Level: 1/5][Next: 17/40 DMG] (Blade, Base Damage: +2, gains level upon dealing enough damage, +10% damage per level, upon reaching final level and damage thresholds, special move can be performed)
plague126 Argynth Tooth Bracelet §¶ [Cooldown: IIIII] (Summons a Phantom Argynth Soldier when used, Phantom Argynth Soldier has high stats but takes 6 damage every turn)
bognog04 Infinity Gauntlet (Base Damage: +1, can clear status effects and reverse any status effect damage done, can spend attack to apply Confused (50% chance to hurt self upon basic attack) to one entity)
MrMirrorMan Forgotten Fang (Blade, Base Damage: +1, 50% crit chance instead of 25%) Remembered Revolver (Sniper Rifle, Base Damage: +1, 15% chance to apply Stasis on hit for 1 turn)
Tarhalindur Tarhalindur^TM One-Use Meteor Shield (Consumable, 100% chance to completely block one meteor-based damage source) Toy Gun (Inflicts Paralyzed (Speed Value lowered to 1, 60% miss chance) on an enemy when used)
tzaoray Minigun (Base Damage: User)
Sky High/Xor Vial of Mook Blood (???) Deathstriker Staff [Rage Beam: IIII] (Base Damage: +2, Rage Beam deals 16 damage to a single enemy and charges upon kill or when the owner's entities die, can tun Flame Spirits into Deathstrikers or Spirit Animals as an action)
CURSES:
Charge Stasis (Players cannot charge charges naturally, only by hitting the Acolyte- however, charges may now be stored indefinitely on their slot)
Embargo (Items cannot be used or charged, and new items cannot be created)
Supply Line Stasis (New entities cannot be created)
Itinerary Objectives: Kill the Mooks to finish the Episode! Minions can deal with the light fodder, but take care of heavy hitters like Smash Mooks and heavy weapons emplacements!
Entities:
Ninjatwist_ [AA] HP: 50/50. Plot Armor: 0% Reduction.Falcon Slash: II. Bulletstorm: III. Miracle Strike: IIII. Inactive!
Base Damage: 4
Speed Value: 4
This entity can perform unique actions like a Player Character can, such as performing special actions.
Weapons/Equipment: Shortsaber (Blade, Base Damage: +2) Beretta 93R Pistol (Pistol, Base Damage: User)
Abilities: Falcon Slash: Attack twice with the Shortsaber. Bulletstorm: Each shot with the Beretta 93R Pistol deals triple damage but causes triple recoil and has 10% less accuracy than a single shot. Miracle Strike: Heal for damage dealt with the Shortsaber. +15% crit chance.
Plot Armor:
This entity has a default 50% dodge chance against ranged and melee attacks from entities.
The maximum amount of damage this entity can take is 50% of its maximum health.
This entity gains a damage reduction as its health decreases, up to 80% when at RED HEALTH.
Can target and damage the Acolyte.
Can enter Plot Meditation to recover 10% of their max HP per turn. During Plot Meditation, the entity's Plot Armor is reduced to 0 and any incoming attacks will interrupt this state.
When down to 0 HP, activates Plot Regeneration. During Plot Regeneration, Plot Armor activates to 100%, this entity recovers 20% of their Max HP per turn, and this entity will not act, all for 5 turns.
Guardian Crystal [AA] HP: 46/88. Protects 1 chosen entity from harm each turn, or randomly if not chosen.
Repaired Autocannon Turret [AA] HP: 12/12. Can be used to attack with a Base Damage 8 Pistol.
====[sunnyau's Sidequest: The Magical Forest]====
A mystical woodland full of otherworldly and etherial energy. Despite how there aren't many cherry blossoms, their leaves can be seen in the wind.
Current Zone: The Clearing. Next To: The Reed Pond, The Turquoise Pathway.
sunnyau [AA] HP: 24/24.
sunnyau Wicked Ring §¶ (Dealing lowering an enemy into a health threshold adds +1 charge point to all charges) Seashell (Crafting ingredient) Staff of Elements {G+1} (Base Damage: -2, Attacks three times, 50% chance for an additional attack, 20% chance to apply Burning or Freezing (both 1 damage taken per turn, 2/2)) Staff of Time [Reverse Time:III] (Base Damage: User, Reverse Time heals an entity for 25% of the damage it took last turn when used) Ironbark Warpmind Scepter (Base Damage: -2, +1 damage to enemies hit before with this weapon (stacks up to twice), applies Weakened (50% damage dealt penalty) for 1 turn) Mana Crystal (Heals the user for 2 HP upon making a magical attack, once per turn)
Items of Interest: Large Flower (A large pink flower, oddly low to the ground, lootable)
====[JOE's Sidequest: The Savannah]====
A flat savannah full of trees and not much else. Houses JOE and GoldHero's sidequest.
Current Area: The Savannah. Borders: The Hills.
Current Zone: The Encampment. Next To: The Pond, The Tar Pit, The Hill Borders, the Desert Ruins.
JOEbob Flint Pickaxe (Hammer, Base Damage: +2, 50% Bleed chance when used as a weapon) Linear Growth Perceptual Amulet (Generates Shield when out of combat, Shield gives a dodge chance depending on the interval depending on the attack (Dodge chance = Shield x 10), dodging a hit will remove shield equal to the damage of the attack that blocked it Crabshell Armor (27/30 HP) (30% damage reduction) Small Backpack (Gives the user 3 more inventory slots) Cooked Beast Meat (Cooked food item) (x1) Cooked Crab Meat (Cooked food item) (x2) Stuffed Eggplant (x2) (Food item, restores 7 HP and gives Regeneration (4 HP restored per turn) for 2 turns) Coal (x4) (Crafting ingredient/Fuel for 8 turns) Pemmican (x1) (Food item, restores 3 HP and gives Regeneration (1 HP restored per turn) for 2 turns) Iron Leggings (20% damage reduction) Coiled Iron Sword (Blade, Base Damage: +3, 20% Bleed chance when used) Fragile Strength (Lost upon death, use when attacking to deal 25% more damage)
GoldHero101 Splattershot (Assault Rifle, 25% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Splat Roller (Sword, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Mini-Splatling Deco (Automatic, Can fire +3 more shots, +10% hit chance on first shot, 50% chance to inflict Inked (30% miss chance)) Swim Matrix (Allows user to swim: when out of combat, healing for 2 HP per turn, while in combat, grants a 20% dodge chance) Dragon Fang (Blade, Base Damage: +1) Crocodilian Backpack (HP: 24/24) (Gives the user 5 more inventory slots, resists 50% of damage taken while worn) Stuffed Eggplant (x1) (Food item, restores 7 HP and gives Regeneration (4 HP restored per turn) for 2 turns) Pemmican (x4) (Food item, restores 3 HP and gives Regeneration (1 HP restored per turn) for 2 turns) Shield of Lords (HP: 20/20) (Shield, regenerates 4 HP per turn, Blocks overkill damage, may be recharged with an action instead of being destroyed upon reaching 0 HP)
APEX [N] HP: 91/100. Base Damage: 8. Speed Value: 1. Blocks 75% of incoming attacks towards CHICKEN.
CHICKEN [N] HP: 80/80. Base Damage: 6. Speed Value: 4. Speed Value: 1.
Lays 1 Egg per turn, will lay more if sufficiently powered (Eggs: 0) Nest: Lays double eggs when out of combat.
Small Camp [N] HP: 40/40. Houses cover (50%), Furnaces, Si. Fortification. Simple Crafting Table: Allows the use of simple crafting recipes and the creation of Generation +1 Items. Bakeware Set: Can be used to make foodstuffs.
Furnace 1:
Input: Egg (Food ingredient, can be cooked... or thrown)
Fuel:
Product:
Furnace 2:
Input:
Fuel:
Product: Iron Ingot (x4) (Crafting ingredient)
Smeltery: Processes two Ore items per turn at no extra fuel cost.
Input:
Fuel: Tar(Fuel Power: 4/4) (x2) (Crafting ingredient/Fuel for 4 turns)
Product: Iron Ingot (x9) (Crafting ingredient)
Sand (x20) (Crafting/building ingredient) Clay (x8) (Crafting/building ingredient) Wood Log (x15) (Crafting/building ingredient/Fuel for 2 turns) Charcoal (x2) (Crafting ingredient/Fuel for 8 turns) Stone Pickaxe (Base Damage: +2) (x2) Stone Shovel (Base Damage: +2) Cobblestone (x35) (Crafting/building ingredient) Gravel (x39) (Crafting/building ingredient) Cooked Crab Meat (Cooked food item) Leopard Fang (Crafting ingredient) Crocodile Tooth (x5) (Crafting ingredient) Egg (x8) (Food ingredient, can be cooked... or thrown) Tar (x8) (Crafting ingredient/Fuel for 4 turns) Raw Beast Meat (x4) (Raw food ingredient, can be cooked) Flimsy Shovel (Base Damage: +1, 40% chance to break with each use) Ankylosaur Bone (x3) (Unknown purpose) Ankylosaur Femur (Club, Base Damage: +1) Heavy Stone Sword (Blade, Base Damage: +2, user cannot dodge while in use) Flint-Tipped Warhammer (Hammer, Base Damage: +2, 50% Bleed chance when used as a weapon) Leopard Fang Chisel (Blade, Base Damage: User)
Complaints! Nevermore!
I start a poll among my allies of whether I should do the attack. If more people vote YES than NO, the attack goes through!
Now for my actual ATTACK.
I give the Acolyte with water infused with a single drop of Polonium. For reference, this is far, far, far more than the lethal amount.
He does not know it is poisoned, I installed a matrix array in it so the polonium can't be detected, and if he doesn't drink it for whatever reason, I inject it at the end of the turn while he's busy attacking.
I vote YES to Tarhalindur's attack
As I took damage last turn, I use my blood to mix up a hell broth that boils and bubbles, adding an eye of a newt, toe of a frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog; Adders fork and blind worms sting, lizards leg and howlets wing; FOR A CHARM OF POWERFUL TROUBLE!
I throw the burning, bubbling potion all over the Acolyte.
Nicol Bolas:24/25
I start off by filling the room with fog and eclipsing the sun for a bit while I attack.
I charge towards him from the front, only to strike him with a yield sign from the back.
I then dive from the sky towards him, only to strike him with my Land Shark from below.
Then, me and the four copies of myself all attack with a stop sign, a yield sign, a Land Shark, a Frost Mammoth, and a massive dark femur, all at once.
Then, the four copies of me merge with me, and I attack with all five of those and a one-way sign while lightning comes out of the fog.
Afterwards, I snap my fingers and the eclipse and fog are gone.
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