Battlefury13/Conderp
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Destroy the Godmodder: 0rigins
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Oh, come on. It's split across pages again? Nothing more than mildly irritating, but still irritating. In any case, Happy New Years! You all recieve a +1, courtesy of the GM.
Yuuki looks around, very angry. The Plague Aura kicks in... Oh boy, oh boy. A lot of mechs get terminally infected. A reminder; if they *die* before they get to their turn (by a non Anime-Girl hand) at that point, they do not turn. Yuuki uses Heartcatch, targeting the 777 Kill Chop Deluxe and Quesker! Implausibly long-range hugs ensure. The Triple 7 breaks free with only two stacks; Quesker goes terminal. She then uses Lost Zodiac, sticking out her index finger. It glows with the light of the power of Thyme as she traces a pattern out right in front of her like it was a canvas. She finishes in a second, and her creation is a small 2-dimensional representation of a Witch's Hat. Without further ado, Yuuki reaches out and... Eats it.
Yuuki-Chan undergoes a phenomenal transformation, though also a brief one. Her hair gets even longer in the back, Her shoes turn into black and purple boots, her dress includes new accents of black, and she is now wearing a, well, a Witch's hat. She is also now gripping onto a broomstick... It appears that she's used the plotbending powers of Thyme to make a new Zodiac Symbol and then apply it to herself. Lucky that it didn't screw up anything in the mindscape or such... A great deal of her statistics shot up. I bet it's temporary. Just, not as temporary as a few turns, more like 'until death' temporary. She's switched out her weapon to this new 'Windswept' broomstick thing. She adapts to better regeneration, which she already got a lot of. And apparently she regenerates insanity because the Sanity Degeneration went up too. Finally, she adds +1 to Anime Charges; Purrfection, Dictate, Miles Sagittas, the Spellcards, Demonica, Sword of the Godslayer and Electroshock all go up. She also improves Butterfly Effect and Express Ride to Hell, but nothing of Athena's is even touched-it appears she's somewhat aware Athena gave her trouble. Instead of buffing a charge of Gretchen's, she gives her +15,000 HP.
Samantha makes another costume, and is now cosplaying as Sailor Moon. Hezalyna activates Dictate, pointing her finger at Nihilego! It appears that Nihilego will do what she says. She also spawns a Greeter. Matronymic's Precognizance resets. She levies a quick arrow at Big Lincoln, dealing 10,000 damage... And setting his Plague Stacks up to the max. This does not prevent her from immediately using Melting Pot, however. In this case, she proceeds to pull out a large ring and sets it down. It's beginning to shift and turn, slowly... I doubt you want it to activate. Sakuya uses Timestop, and shifts her fingers over to the Pro Zero faction. Everyone in it is suddenly frozen in time-alas, it will only be for this turn, but it appears that for the turn the entire faction is unable to dodge. No plague stacks applied. Gretchen uses Up To Eleven, and quickly makes every Anime Girl (bar Athena) wear earplugs-even EXE and Grendaline, with the last recieving an especially cheeky grin-before kicking the ground. Everyone cognizes that the ground beneath their feat is shaking violently, as a massive hatch opens up out of the ground, leading to an abyssal void below. It rises up, revealing a massive Amplifier. She plugs it into an... Electric Triangle. Everyone cognizes that the amplifier is pointed in the loose direction of the PZ faction as a whole-an offensive that would be much more inaccurate and ineffective had it not been that every Pro Zero entity was frozen in place. She gives the Electric Triangle a smack with a steel stick.
The entire PZ side explodes in bloody eardrums. No Plague stacks there either, but it appears to have dealt 30,000 damage to the entire faction. This kills the Shoddy Clone of Millia Rage, and triggers a transformation into... Millia Rage. Except considerably less shoddy. Wow. Melona gets in the way of Matronymic, bodyguarding her... And her 'Pot.'
Murakumo Mu shifts her attention to the BattleCarrier, before taking her eight sword-wings and shifting them into two large swords, before flinging them forwards. The first impacts the BattleCarrier, natch, for 40,000 damage, while the other impacts The Nest for the same amount. Neither take Plague Stacks. Misaka, meanwhile, has a lot of charges, and opts to use Rapid Fire, every shot targeting the Gazebo Launcher. Only three manage to land due to the sheer inaccuracy of the attack, but that's all that's needed; the result destroys the Gazebo Launcher's Mech, and because it had plague stats, transforms it into Nico Robin. Odd... Her statistics are suspiciously low.
Flumpty officially considers this too much Plague to deal with, and focus-fires Shadowtrap. With 5 actions in tow and Fry still in effect, he saves everyone from having to deal with an Anime'd Shadowtrap by tearing it to bloody shreds and destroying it instantly. He opts to not switch as Fry seems fairly effective. The Beaver is staring at the current TP deliveries and will issue out new ones when the turn is over... Or if he's denied. Golden Flumpty just misses the Lovers outright. He then sends a Hallucination at the Lovers; "Help." Another Medkit appears.
Haruhi already has her turn's Trope Orbs. prepared, and the stress on her face from all of this is palpable. "The instant this whole crisis is over, I'm out!" She states as she lobs the Trope Orbs. The first comes into contact with the Throne II; it's powerful tendrils suddenly bulk up, and its fangs spread in an odd manner akin to hands. It's gained Fastball Special, giving it the ability to toss willing entities for damage to the willing entity and another, though it takes both of their turns and damage dealt is proportional to the HP of the entities involved. The other orb goes to the Throne II's mech, which would be of poor tactical value if it was not Action Bomb. I don't think this needs explaining.
Throne II opts to ignore the Struggle for now-the threat of its own mech turning is far too extreme, and to say that it's been given the exact tools for the intended job anyways is an understatement. As it's Mech has not turned yet, it activates the selfdestruct sequence, quickly ejects, and grabs its mechanical doppelganger by a spot not infested with Plague, before using the power of its crit to toss it directly at the Mech of Horrors. Flumpty Bumpty himself puts it best: "Uh-oh."
The Throne's Mech detonates upon the Mech of Horrors in a massive fireball, critting both remaining modules for 300,000 damage. Golden Flumpty is destroyed in this manner, and the Beaver takes 3 turns of Radiation. Cheers were had all-around.
The Throne's Abomination remembers it exists and pops the Redhead with ease! She drops dead, her crate of Toilet Paper dropping to Maya. Her corpse, on the other hand, manages to roll over to Quesker before the H-M-E detonates it, dealing 10,000 damage to Quesker.
Mikoto just shoves Toilet Paper to the Beaver. His drones attempt to fire upon the Beaver but only one hits, giving him a Stack of Sonic Disruption (which he just lost so he still only has one). All of them run out of ammo.
Project Isthmus decides that it probably needs to pack a bit more punch, and offs the spawned Greeter to get another Death Token. Death Token Spending will be considered a free action, so he'll do that right now. Of 15 possible results, he rolls 5 and thus gets a Paradox Core! Because Paradoxes aren't a thing, he will instead get 100% Dodge and a 50% chance to deal either 30,000 damage to an enemy (boosted by his passive) or 20,000 damage to himself.
EXE thinks to herself for a moment about what to do, and decides that, since Coravint summoned a wall to protect her, she might as well make sure that she has a secondary wall of her own, right? She uses Butterfly Effect, spawning another Crimson Scale, this one clean of Anime goop. The BL4D3-BL457 Mech reloads, as does its Drones.
Pontificate Oceanus uses Whirlpool! He's got more than enough plot armor to basically ignore the Anime Girl Plague, so why not? He does a stylish backflip into the heart of Anime Girl territory, planting his sword right into the desert sand. Suddenly, water spouts up. It's an Oasis under there! Water starts bursting out! Unfortunately, this has the side effect of turning the sand into quicksand, and quicksand slushy enough to basically act as a liquid, sucking in a few Anime Girls. Samantha frees herself quickly; Sakuya and Gretchen are not so lucky, and are sucked into the Whirlpool, taking 20,000 damage from the whole ordeal, as well as suffering two stacks of Soaked.
The Lovers shrug and link up with Krieg.
The Gazebo Launcher's Drones get out of dodge. The Launcher itself fires at the Beaver, the only remaining component of the Mech of Horrors that isn't Flumpty.
Nihilego is dominated! It's forced to attack the Terror Slime, poisoning it and dealing 8,000 damage!
Grendaline shrugs, before pulling out her Guitar and using Through the Fire and Flames. She switches out her current Guitar for another-one that has been thoroughly altered by the nature of Bullet Majjyks. She proceeds to burst out a shred so epic that fire and lightning burst forth, as a massive portal constructed of likewise burns to life right behind her, laced with bullets. A talon comes out of the portal, then another, and then a face like a glock merged with a lizard; the fangs of the beast are even high calibur bullets. The ferocious High Dragun has been summoned, and he longs for blood. "There's your stupid Dragon. Or 'Dragun,' I guess. It'll listen to your orders and all, though it won't appreciate anything other than shooting things or breathing Dragunfire at it. Enjoy... Ugh. I don't even want to know what I would have summoned while I was thinking this was high school," Grendaline says. She clearly doesn't have a good attitude. She also clearly no longer has the charge, though the High Dragun is an Elite so I can see why.
All of the Battlecarrier's Drones reload, except for the Autocannons. They fire on the Beaver. Only one hits, for 10,000 damage.
The High Dragun just got summoned and needs a minute.
Zerisek fails to get the required energy to Murderous Crusade. He'd be annoyed if he could think. He tosses an Alchemy over to Piono from the stockings (as I forgot to do that), netting him... A Rare Holifolo Mewtwo card.
Rare Holifolo Mewtwo Card (Level 2): It's a Rare Mewtwo card from the Pokemon TCG, and specifically a limited-time Promo of Mewtwo. It's exceptionally rare, though its application in combat may require some clever thinking and damaging it would decrease the value. It might be pretty good for alchemy, though.
The Endbringer gets un-stunned.
The Captain executes Command! He pulls out a whistle and blows. It takes all of three seconds for a massive dust cloud to get kicked up in the distance. The Captain smirks as the cloud gets closer, and closer, and closer, coming directly at the Pro Zero field, as a great rumbling noise is heard. The cloud does not stop, nor settle, and neither does anything in this all-obscuring dust cloud, as it charges right into the Pro-Zero side of the field! Shouts of agony can be heard as what must be a massive army is doing some work on the PZs! The Captain shouts commands at the top of his lungs, clearly able to somehow see and communicate effectively despite the natural smokescreen! Eventually, the dust settles and the army manages to disperse mostly unseen, with Big Lincoln sporting enough bullet holes to consider him swiss cheese, having taken an excellent 50,000 damage.
The Disembodied Heart mutates into an... Elf. The GM is officially tired of having to look through TvTropes to figure out suitable anime'd identities for entities, it seems. This allows Generic's Alchemical Symbol to resume charging, as this constitutes its death. Likewise for the removal of the Stone Wall trope. The Laser Eyeball and the Giant Foot team up and crush MrMIrrorMan's 1st drone, who was about to go terminal on AGP.
The Mecha Wasp Spawner... Spawns another Mecha Wasp. The remaining one idles, actually seeming to not want to launch an attack without a considerable horde backing it.
MrMirrorMan's drones, despite heavy plague infestation, manage to all succesfully hit the Beaver with all 3 Autocannon shots. They run out of ammunition and must reload. The Artillery Cannon drone from the 777 Kill Chop Deluxe fires upon the Beaver and misses. The Tesla Rifle drone reloads. The Biomachina's Light Drone Dude misses the Beaver as well. Richard steps in at this point to punt the Scribe's Toilet Paper to the Beaver via a well-timed punt. The Boomstick Birdie's Drones reload.
The Terror Witch opts to siege up for the round. The Terror Spider acts likewise. The Terror Slime uses its aqueous body to dig under the sand and go mining for Gold, returning with 5 units of AU. Athena pulls out a spear from nowhere and does a swift jab, stabbing Nico Robin right through the chest for 50,000 damage.
The Kindred Spirit activates Water World. If you were looking for high-resolution description of something amazing, stop looking. This is literally just the mech tossing out a plain field of energy to cover the AGP faction with. Luckily it doesn't target any specific anime girls, which seems to be the criteria for plague stacks to start kicking in. Either way, for two turns, the only thing with standard dodge and dodge ignorance is Yuuki-Chan.
Bomber's Drones take one look at Big Lincoln, and two of them shoot him dead before he can be turned into an Anime Girl. The third opts to aim all guns at Quesker, dealing 10,000 damage.
The Kerbal opts to pull out a raygun and fire a whole clip of energy rounds into the Beaver, easily pulling 20,000 damage.
*Notch: ...OK, what's taking him so long?
*Notch: He was supposed to be on the battlefield by now...
Notch's unaimed wonderings do not have anything to do with the transformation of Quesker, but are mentioned together anyways because I feel like it. The GM's increasing inability to want to look up TvTropes for fitting animes becomes more obvious with the Anime'd version simply being 'Felicia Quesker.'
The Command Minecart executes its special command, Squidstrike. A series of inscrutiable commands ripple throughout the source code of Minecraftia as a flurry of Squid Spawn Eggs appear around cloud height., altered fundamentally to be infused with the essence of Ceasar Bombas. They proceed to dive-bomb the BattleCarrier's first three drones, sailing into them with the force of a supreme nuclear bomb, spreading Caesar Salad everywhere. The Caesar Salad proceeds to return back to the source, gripping the three victims, and turn into a giant golem of Caesar Salad. The golem flexes its muscles, destroying all three from the singular show of masculinity, before self-disintegrating.
Trollfaceguy looks at the scene, nods his head in disapproval, and proceeds to pull out his (one time only) charged attack, Minecraftsuxlol. He pulls out a phone and dials a very specific number. He then holds it to the sky, attuning its voice to general chat, which is still rather populated.
Trollfaceguy: Minecraftsuxlol
Chat explodes violently. The sheer amount of troll contained in that one statement, despite being relatively mild, has made everyone go temporarily insane for berating the game that saved their lives. The sheer force of the rage generated from that statement turns into power that the Troll happily coalesces a-la the Spirit Bomb, which he proceeds to casually toss at the Terror Witch's Mech. The force of rage itself just outright ctrl+alt+del's The Stand entirely.
Maya is forced into Toilet Paper delivery to satisfy the Beaver. The Beaver is thus satisfied... And more toilet paper drops ensure. It appears the counter hasn't gone up this turn. Nihilego, Project Isthmus and Zerisek get levied with the unfortunate duty. Fortunately, Zerisek's weird attack patterns and boss status means Zerisek can do the task and more, only needing 2 Energy to deliver the thing. Krieg, meanwhile, MDK's the MDK out of Medium Drone 4 from MrMirrorMan's Lucky Souls mech, destroying it... And healing him to full.
Richard takes the time to +2 Irecreeper, Redstonetam, and EmeraldNova. He then pulls out a sapling and plants it in the ground! He rapid-spams some Bonemeal into it, growing it into one of those annoyingly tall trees! He then keeps Bonmealing it, making it grow even taller and taller and thicker and thicker with each application, burning through a whole stack and making the tree hit the skyline! The entire process has also managed to create an entire legitimate Oasis in the loose area. Sadly, Richard has no intent of keeping the gigantic tree there, and pulls out his Extreme Axe. It takes one chop to completely cleave the tree, so clean that the Tree is not even disturbed by the movement. Richard kicks it, flipping it 90 degrees, before catching it and just throwing the whole thing like a simple spear towards the Beaver. 70,000 damage ensures.
UserZero and Santa have, in the midst of all this, been brawling each other senseless. Or, at least one of them has; UserZero has not even been scathed by Santa at all, merely distracted, and Santa is barely able to laugh-but he's capable enough to keep her distracted for this long. UserZero finally manages to catch Santa in a fatal position by shoving one of her Uzis directly into Santa's throat and firing wholesale. A description of further is not needed. UserZero has won... At the expense of anything else.
Yuuki looks around, very angry. The Plague Aura kicks in... Oh boy, oh boy. A lot of mechs get terminally infected. A reminder; if they *die* before they get to their turn (by a non Anime-Girl hand) at that point, they do not turn. Yuuki uses Heartcatch, targeting the 777 Kill Chop Deluxe and Quesker! Implausibly long-range hugs ensure. The Triple 7 breaks free with only two stacks; Quesker goes terminal. She then uses Lost Zodiac, sticking out her index finger. It glows with the light of the power of Thyme as she traces a pattern out right in front of her like it was a canvas. She finishes in a second, and her creation is a small 2-dimensional representation of a Witch's Hat. Without further ado, Yuuki reaches out and... Eats it.
Yuuki-Chan undergoes a phenomenal transformation, though also a brief one. Her hair gets even longer in the back, Her shoes turn into black and purple boots, her dress includes new accents of black, and she is now wearing a, well, a Witch's hat. She is also now gripping onto a broomstick... It appears that she's used the plotbending powers of Thyme to make a new Zodiac Symbol and then apply it to herself. Lucky that it didn't screw up anything in the mindscape or such... A great deal of her statistics shot up. I bet it's temporary. Just, not as temporary as a few turns, more like 'until death' temporary. She's switched out her weapon to this new 'Windswept' broomstick thing. She adapts to better regeneration, which she already got a lot of. And apparently she regenerates insanity because the Sanity Degeneration went up too. Finally, she adds +1 to Anime Charges; Purrfection, Dictate, Miles Sagittas, the Spellcards, Demonica, Sword of the Godslayer and Electroshock all go up. She also improves Butterfly Effect and Express Ride to Hell, but nothing of Athena's is even touched-it appears she's somewhat aware Athena gave her trouble. Instead of buffing a charge of Gretchen's, she gives her +15,000 HP.
Samantha makes another costume, and is now cosplaying as Sailor Moon. Hezalyna activates Dictate, pointing her finger at Nihilego! It appears that Nihilego will do what she says. She also spawns a Greeter. Matronymic's Precognizance resets. She levies a quick arrow at Big Lincoln, dealing 10,000 damage... And setting his Plague Stacks up to the max. This does not prevent her from immediately using Melting Pot, however. In this case, she proceeds to pull out a large ring and sets it down. It's beginning to shift and turn, slowly... I doubt you want it to activate. Sakuya uses Timestop, and shifts her fingers over to the Pro Zero faction. Everyone in it is suddenly frozen in time-alas, it will only be for this turn, but it appears that for the turn the entire faction is unable to dodge. No plague stacks applied. Gretchen uses Up To Eleven, and quickly makes every Anime Girl (bar Athena) wear earplugs-even EXE and Grendaline, with the last recieving an especially cheeky grin-before kicking the ground. Everyone cognizes that the ground beneath their feat is shaking violently, as a massive hatch opens up out of the ground, leading to an abyssal void below. It rises up, revealing a massive Amplifier. She plugs it into an... Electric Triangle. Everyone cognizes that the amplifier is pointed in the loose direction of the PZ faction as a whole-an offensive that would be much more inaccurate and ineffective had it not been that every Pro Zero entity was frozen in place. She gives the Electric Triangle a smack with a steel stick.
The entire PZ side explodes in bloody eardrums. No Plague stacks there either, but it appears to have dealt 30,000 damage to the entire faction. This kills the Shoddy Clone of Millia Rage, and triggers a transformation into... Millia Rage. Except considerably less shoddy. Wow. Melona gets in the way of Matronymic, bodyguarding her... And her 'Pot.'
Murakumo Mu shifts her attention to the BattleCarrier, before taking her eight sword-wings and shifting them into two large swords, before flinging them forwards. The first impacts the BattleCarrier, natch, for 40,000 damage, while the other impacts The Nest for the same amount. Neither take Plague Stacks. Misaka, meanwhile, has a lot of charges, and opts to use Rapid Fire, every shot targeting the Gazebo Launcher. Only three manage to land due to the sheer inaccuracy of the attack, but that's all that's needed; the result destroys the Gazebo Launcher's Mech, and because it had plague stats, transforms it into Nico Robin. Odd... Her statistics are suspiciously low.
Flumpty officially considers this too much Plague to deal with, and focus-fires Shadowtrap. With 5 actions in tow and Fry still in effect, he saves everyone from having to deal with an Anime'd Shadowtrap by tearing it to bloody shreds and destroying it instantly. He opts to not switch as Fry seems fairly effective. The Beaver is staring at the current TP deliveries and will issue out new ones when the turn is over... Or if he's denied. Golden Flumpty just misses the Lovers outright. He then sends a Hallucination at the Lovers; "Help." Another Medkit appears.
Haruhi already has her turn's Trope Orbs. prepared, and the stress on her face from all of this is palpable. "The instant this whole crisis is over, I'm out!" She states as she lobs the Trope Orbs. The first comes into contact with the Throne II; it's powerful tendrils suddenly bulk up, and its fangs spread in an odd manner akin to hands. It's gained Fastball Special, giving it the ability to toss willing entities for damage to the willing entity and another, though it takes both of their turns and damage dealt is proportional to the HP of the entities involved. The other orb goes to the Throne II's mech, which would be of poor tactical value if it was not Action Bomb. I don't think this needs explaining.
Throne II opts to ignore the Struggle for now-the threat of its own mech turning is far too extreme, and to say that it's been given the exact tools for the intended job anyways is an understatement. As it's Mech has not turned yet, it activates the selfdestruct sequence, quickly ejects, and grabs its mechanical doppelganger by a spot not infested with Plague, before using the power of its crit to toss it directly at the Mech of Horrors. Flumpty Bumpty himself puts it best: "Uh-oh."
The Throne's Mech detonates upon the Mech of Horrors in a massive fireball, critting both remaining modules for 300,000 damage. Golden Flumpty is destroyed in this manner, and the Beaver takes 3 turns of Radiation. Cheers were had all-around.
The Throne's Abomination remembers it exists and pops the Redhead with ease! She drops dead, her crate of Toilet Paper dropping to Maya. Her corpse, on the other hand, manages to roll over to Quesker before the H-M-E detonates it, dealing 10,000 damage to Quesker.
Mikoto just shoves Toilet Paper to the Beaver. His drones attempt to fire upon the Beaver but only one hits, giving him a Stack of Sonic Disruption (which he just lost so he still only has one). All of them run out of ammo.
Project Isthmus decides that it probably needs to pack a bit more punch, and offs the spawned Greeter to get another Death Token. Death Token Spending will be considered a free action, so he'll do that right now. Of 15 possible results, he rolls 5 and thus gets a Paradox Core! Because Paradoxes aren't a thing, he will instead get 100% Dodge and a 50% chance to deal either 30,000 damage to an enemy (boosted by his passive) or 20,000 damage to himself.
EXE thinks to herself for a moment about what to do, and decides that, since Coravint summoned a wall to protect her, she might as well make sure that she has a secondary wall of her own, right? She uses Butterfly Effect, spawning another Crimson Scale, this one clean of Anime goop. The BL4D3-BL457 Mech reloads, as does its Drones.
Pontificate Oceanus uses Whirlpool! He's got more than enough plot armor to basically ignore the Anime Girl Plague, so why not? He does a stylish backflip into the heart of Anime Girl territory, planting his sword right into the desert sand. Suddenly, water spouts up. It's an Oasis under there! Water starts bursting out! Unfortunately, this has the side effect of turning the sand into quicksand, and quicksand slushy enough to basically act as a liquid, sucking in a few Anime Girls. Samantha frees herself quickly; Sakuya and Gretchen are not so lucky, and are sucked into the Whirlpool, taking 20,000 damage from the whole ordeal, as well as suffering two stacks of Soaked.
The Lovers shrug and link up with Krieg.
The Gazebo Launcher's Drones get out of dodge. The Launcher itself fires at the Beaver, the only remaining component of the Mech of Horrors that isn't Flumpty.
Nihilego is dominated! It's forced to attack the Terror Slime, poisoning it and dealing 8,000 damage!
Grendaline shrugs, before pulling out her Guitar and using Through the Fire and Flames. She switches out her current Guitar for another-one that has been thoroughly altered by the nature of Bullet Majjyks. She proceeds to burst out a shred so epic that fire and lightning burst forth, as a massive portal constructed of likewise burns to life right behind her, laced with bullets. A talon comes out of the portal, then another, and then a face like a glock merged with a lizard; the fangs of the beast are even high calibur bullets. The ferocious High Dragun has been summoned, and he longs for blood. "There's your stupid Dragon. Or 'Dragun,' I guess. It'll listen to your orders and all, though it won't appreciate anything other than shooting things or breathing Dragunfire at it. Enjoy... Ugh. I don't even want to know what I would have summoned while I was thinking this was high school," Grendaline says. She clearly doesn't have a good attitude. She also clearly no longer has the charge, though the High Dragun is an Elite so I can see why.
All of the Battlecarrier's Drones reload, except for the Autocannons. They fire on the Beaver. Only one hits, for 10,000 damage.
The High Dragun just got summoned and needs a minute.
Zerisek fails to get the required energy to Murderous Crusade. He'd be annoyed if he could think. He tosses an Alchemy over to Piono from the stockings (as I forgot to do that), netting him... A Rare Holifolo Mewtwo card.
Rare Holifolo Mewtwo Card (Level 2): It's a Rare Mewtwo card from the Pokemon TCG, and specifically a limited-time Promo of Mewtwo. It's exceptionally rare, though its application in combat may require some clever thinking and damaging it would decrease the value. It might be pretty good for alchemy, though.
The Endbringer gets un-stunned.
The Captain executes Command! He pulls out a whistle and blows. It takes all of three seconds for a massive dust cloud to get kicked up in the distance. The Captain smirks as the cloud gets closer, and closer, and closer, coming directly at the Pro Zero field, as a great rumbling noise is heard. The cloud does not stop, nor settle, and neither does anything in this all-obscuring dust cloud, as it charges right into the Pro-Zero side of the field! Shouts of agony can be heard as what must be a massive army is doing some work on the PZs! The Captain shouts commands at the top of his lungs, clearly able to somehow see and communicate effectively despite the natural smokescreen! Eventually, the dust settles and the army manages to disperse mostly unseen, with Big Lincoln sporting enough bullet holes to consider him swiss cheese, having taken an excellent 50,000 damage.
The Disembodied Heart mutates into an... Elf. The GM is officially tired of having to look through TvTropes to figure out suitable anime'd identities for entities, it seems. This allows Generic's Alchemical Symbol to resume charging, as this constitutes its death. Likewise for the removal of the Stone Wall trope. The Laser Eyeball and the Giant Foot team up and crush MrMIrrorMan's 1st drone, who was about to go terminal on AGP.
The Mecha Wasp Spawner... Spawns another Mecha Wasp. The remaining one idles, actually seeming to not want to launch an attack without a considerable horde backing it.
MrMirrorMan's drones, despite heavy plague infestation, manage to all succesfully hit the Beaver with all 3 Autocannon shots. They run out of ammunition and must reload. The Artillery Cannon drone from the 777 Kill Chop Deluxe fires upon the Beaver and misses. The Tesla Rifle drone reloads. The Biomachina's Light Drone Dude misses the Beaver as well. Richard steps in at this point to punt the Scribe's Toilet Paper to the Beaver via a well-timed punt. The Boomstick Birdie's Drones reload.
The Terror Witch opts to siege up for the round. The Terror Spider acts likewise. The Terror Slime uses its aqueous body to dig under the sand and go mining for Gold, returning with 5 units of AU. Athena pulls out a spear from nowhere and does a swift jab, stabbing Nico Robin right through the chest for 50,000 damage.
The Kindred Spirit activates Water World. If you were looking for high-resolution description of something amazing, stop looking. This is literally just the mech tossing out a plain field of energy to cover the AGP faction with. Luckily it doesn't target any specific anime girls, which seems to be the criteria for plague stacks to start kicking in. Either way, for two turns, the only thing with standard dodge and dodge ignorance is Yuuki-Chan.
Bomber's Drones take one look at Big Lincoln, and two of them shoot him dead before he can be turned into an Anime Girl. The third opts to aim all guns at Quesker, dealing 10,000 damage.
The Kerbal opts to pull out a raygun and fire a whole clip of energy rounds into the Beaver, easily pulling 20,000 damage.
*Notch: ...OK, what's taking him so long?
*Notch: He was supposed to be on the battlefield by now...
Notch's unaimed wonderings do not have anything to do with the transformation of Quesker, but are mentioned together anyways because I feel like it. The GM's increasing inability to want to look up TvTropes for fitting animes becomes more obvious with the Anime'd version simply being 'Felicia Quesker.'
The Command Minecart executes its special command, Squidstrike. A series of inscrutiable commands ripple throughout the source code of Minecraftia as a flurry of Squid Spawn Eggs appear around cloud height., altered fundamentally to be infused with the essence of Ceasar Bombas. They proceed to dive-bomb the BattleCarrier's first three drones, sailing into them with the force of a supreme nuclear bomb, spreading Caesar Salad everywhere. The Caesar Salad proceeds to return back to the source, gripping the three victims, and turn into a giant golem of Caesar Salad. The golem flexes its muscles, destroying all three from the singular show of masculinity, before self-disintegrating.
Trollfaceguy looks at the scene, nods his head in disapproval, and proceeds to pull out his (one time only) charged attack, Minecraftsuxlol. He pulls out a phone and dials a very specific number. He then holds it to the sky, attuning its voice to general chat, which is still rather populated.
Trollfaceguy: Minecraftsuxlol
Chat explodes violently. The sheer amount of troll contained in that one statement, despite being relatively mild, has made everyone go temporarily insane for berating the game that saved their lives. The sheer force of the rage generated from that statement turns into power that the Troll happily coalesces a-la the Spirit Bomb, which he proceeds to casually toss at the Terror Witch's Mech. The force of rage itself just outright ctrl+alt+del's The Stand entirely.
Maya is forced into Toilet Paper delivery to satisfy the Beaver. The Beaver is thus satisfied... And more toilet paper drops ensure. It appears the counter hasn't gone up this turn. Nihilego, Project Isthmus and Zerisek get levied with the unfortunate duty. Fortunately, Zerisek's weird attack patterns and boss status means Zerisek can do the task and more, only needing 2 Energy to deliver the thing. Krieg, meanwhile, MDK's the MDK out of Medium Drone 4 from MrMirrorMan's Lucky Souls mech, destroying it... And healing him to full.
Richard takes the time to +2 Irecreeper, Redstonetam, and EmeraldNova. He then pulls out a sapling and plants it in the ground! He rapid-spams some Bonemeal into it, growing it into one of those annoyingly tall trees! He then keeps Bonmealing it, making it grow even taller and taller and thicker and thicker with each application, burning through a whole stack and making the tree hit the skyline! The entire process has also managed to create an entire legitimate Oasis in the loose area. Sadly, Richard has no intent of keeping the gigantic tree there, and pulls out his Extreme Axe. It takes one chop to completely cleave the tree, so clean that the Tree is not even disturbed by the movement. Richard kicks it, flipping it 90 degrees, before catching it and just throwing the whole thing like a simple spear towards the Beaver. 70,000 damage ensures.
UserZero and Santa have, in the midst of all this, been brawling each other senseless. Or, at least one of them has; UserZero has not even been scathed by Santa at all, merely distracted, and Santa is barely able to laugh-but he's capable enough to keep her distracted for this long. UserZero finally manages to catch Santa in a fatal position by shoving one of her Uzis directly into Santa's throat and firing wholesale. A description of further is not needed. UserZero has won... At the expense of anything else.
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[ALL]: Defeat the Mecha of Horror!
[ALL]: Stop the Anime Girl Plague Threat!
[ALL]: Restore Yuuki to sanity!
[ALL]: Create the cure for the Anime Girl Plague! (GREAT EFFORT! 0/5 Players needed! Sane Anime Girl needed! (EXE 0.1.2, Grendaline, Athena) )
[GS]: Destroy the AZ Terrors! They're basically the AZ entities right now!
[GS]: Defend Zerisek! Use his power to tear through the enemy entities!
[GS]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[GS]: Destroy Godmodder477!
[GS]: Destroy UserZero!
[AZ]: Defend the AZ Terrors! They offer critical support and entity power!
[AZ]: Kill Zerisek! His titanic HP and defense is the backbone of GS power right now!
[AZ]: Reach Yggdrasil!
[AZ]: Defend Godmodder477!
[AZ]: Destroy UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy the AZ Terrors! They're the entity-based backbone of the AZs right now!
[PZ]: Kill Zerisek! His titanic HP and defense is the backbone of GS power right now!
[PZ]: Stop anyone from reaching Yggdasil!
[PZ]: Defend UserZero!
[PZ]: Destroy Godmodder477!
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The Battlefield:
Terrain: Oasis (No effect.)
Weather: Plague Aura. 25% chance of Plague on all non-important entities per turn; Water World-AGP (Halved Evade and Evade Ignore on all [V-AGP] entities.)
[???] The Every-Dimension Portal: Infinite HP. Ready to summon again!
[???] Booster Rings: 200,000/200,000 HP x1; 199,000/200,000 HP x1; 84,000/200,000 HP x1. Charging up NaClestial Impact!
[???] Chimney: Invulnerable! Leaves in 2 turns! Has Alchemies to give! (One per turn!)
[???] Indigo Wisp: Leads to Yuuki's Mindscape. YuukiQuest Document Link here. CAPACITY: 5/5. (Cyanogynist, Battlefury13, The Flaming Toast, Sp33d0n, DarkSide.)
[V-AGP-α] [-GATEKEEPER-] Yuuki-Chan: 1,490,000/1,490,000 HP + 20,000 per turn. 15,000 AC. 30% Evade, ∞% Evade ignore. 50% Plague Chance. Sanity: 64/100% -10% Per Turn. Endless respawn until sane! Double Action! Current Weapon: Windswept. Adaptions: Total Evade Ignorance, soaks targets in Liquid Cuteness on-hit, higher Regens. Heartcatch: II. Just Can’t Stop: III. Lost Zodiac: IIII. The Dream: IIIIII. Killer Is Dead: IIIIIIIIIIII. Enraged: I.
[V-AGP] Samantha: 100,000/300,000 HP. 30% Evade, 30% Evade Ignore. Costume Kit: Pokemon, Cat, Sailor Moon, Basic Items. 30% Plague Chance. Sanity: 1/100%. Make Costume: II. Cosplayzilla: III. Purrfection: III.
[V-AGP] Hezalyna: 158,000/400,000 HP. 25% Evade Ignore. Duplicated Abilities: Minion Summons (1/3). 30% Plague Chance. Sanity: 14/100% -5% Per turn. Assimilate: II. Manipulate: III. Dictate: IIII.
[V-AGP] Matronymic: 38/40 HP + 2 AC. 25% Evade, ∞% Evade Ignorance. Precognizance: 0/5. Hunter's Mark: Big Lincoln. 40% Plague Chance. Sanity: 0/100%. Melting Pot: III. Emerald Echos: IIII. Miles Sagittas: IIIII.
The Pot: 50,000/50,000 HP. Mix it up: II.
[V-AGP] Sakuya Izayoi: 230,000/250,000 HP. 50% Evade. 30% Plague Chance. Sanity: 0/100%. Timestop: III. Illusion Image "Luna Clock"/Illusion World "The World": IIII. Soaked: II.
[V-AGP] Gretchen: 80,000/300,000 HP. 30% Evade Ignore. Amplifier: N/A. 25% Plague Chance. Sanity: 25/100%. Up to Eleven: III. Soaked: II.
[V-AGP] Melona: 400,000/400,000 HP. Slime Armor! 35% Plague Chance. Sanity: 0/100%. Mimicry: N/A. Demonica: III. Bodyguarding Matronymic.
[V-AGP] Millia Rage: 240,000/240,000 HP. 20% Evade, 20% Evade Ignore, 30% Crit Chance. 30% Plague Chance. Sanity: 0/100%. Iron Maiden: IIII.
[V-AGP] Nico Robin: 50,000/100,000 HP. 5% Evade. 5% Evade Ignore. 10% Plague Chance. Sanity: 0/100%. Flower-Flower: III.
[V-AGP] Elf: 300,000/300,000 HP. 15,000 AC. 20% Plague Chance. Sanity: 0/100%.
[V-AGP] Felicia Quesker: 280,000/280,000 HP. 30% Plague Chance. Unpredictable. Sanity: 0/100%.
[V-AGP] Murakumo Mu: 795,000/1,000,000 HP + 20,000 HP per turn. 30% Evade, 30% Evade Ignore. Double-Action! Plague Chance: 50%. Sanity: 56/100%. Metal Gear: IIIII. Sword of the Godslayer: IIIII. Sonic Disruption: I.
[V-AGP] Mikoto Misaka: 350,000/550,000 HP. 20% Evade. 20% Evade Ignore. Plague Chance: 50%. Sanity: 2/100%. Discharge: 0/60,000 Electrified Bonus Damage. Railgun: II. Deathbond: III. Electroshock: IIII. Rapid Fire: IIIII. Gigaslash: IIIIII. 10% DMG reduction per 10K of damage. Supremacy.
[H-BOSS][-GATEKEEPER-] Flumpty Bumpty's Mecha of Horror, the Adamantium Atrocity. Global Mech Evasion: 25%. Global Mech Dodge Ignorance: 10%. The Night Draws On: 18 Chump...: 4 ...Or Champ?: III. Global Super EMP Armor! Anime Girl Plague Stacks Cap at 200,000. Anime Girl Plague: 2/200,000.
-Flumtpy Bumpty’s Command and Control Center of Horror: 1,500,000/1,500,000 HP. +5,000,000 HP Regen per turn; Cure 3 per turn; cannot be targeted until this is the only thing left. Friendship Game: Fry (100% Damage Increase against non-airborn targets). Great Fall: IIIIIII
-Beaver’s Toiletry-Themed Titanic Obliteration Laser Cockpit: 241,000/900,000 HP. TP counter: 3. DIE-arrhea: IIIII. Sonic Disruption: I. Radiation: III. Camera Glitched (+25% Evade)
-Beaver’s Toiletry-Themed Titanic Obliteration Laser Cockpit: 241,000/900,000 HP. TP counter: 3. DIE-arrhea: IIIII. Sonic Disruption: I. Radiation: III. Camera Glitched (+25% Evade)
[N] Haruhi Suzumiya: Double-Action! Capable of Trope Application! Tropes Used: The Immune (Mikoto), Chainsaw Good (Black Dragon), Golden Super Form (Terror Slime), Warrior Therapist (Kindred Spirit), Fastball Special (Throne II). Rounding Down to a New Beginning: III.
[N BOSS] Throne II: 450,000/450,000 HP. Tentacles: 20,000/20,000 HP x8. Airborne. Your Friends Were Here: III. Now, They Are Dead: IIII. Medusa: IIII. Consume: IIII. The Struggle: IIIII. Is Over: IIIIIIIIIIII. Fastball Special!
H-M-E Radibomination: 2 Turns remaining! 50% Evade Ignore! Can expend lifespan to radiate foes! On-kill, corpses explode!
[N-BOSS] Mikoto: 110,000/120,000 HP. 140,000/140,000 True HP. Concentration: 16/45. Rooms: Watsonian Glass Nightmare Guardians (24,000/24,000 HP)>Vitals Targeting Darkfire Surge with a Subconscious Dark duct taped to it (31,000/31,000 HP)>Psychic Blazing Nightmare Guardians (25,500/25,500 HP)>Freudian Rogerian Hall of Hope (42,000/42,000 HP)>LOCKED. Fabric Strength: 3/7. Reconstruct: II LOCKED Unless dungeon is obliterated. M-MURDER: III. Gail: 40,000/40,000 HP. Favor: 8. Wrath: 0. The Immune! True HP Vulnerable next turn!
Total defense against True HP: 62% for first attack, 57% for second, 52% for third, 48% for fourth onwards for non-debuffed attackers.
If the attacker has a debuff, 55% for first attack, 51% for second, 47% for third, 43% for fourth onwards.
[N] [Mikoto] Mech-oto: 270,000/275,000 HP, +15,000 Regen, +4 EMP AC, REC bonus. 25% evade (+100% from Perfect Camoflague). 25% evade ignore. +12,000 melee dmg. SPD/DEX/STR bonus. Double Action! Dragon's Breath: [3/4] Plasma blade: [∞]. Particle blade: [∞]. Point Defense System: III. Camouflage: II. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Freon Cannon x22: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Freon Blaster: [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Sound Cannon x21: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Sound Cannon: [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Sound Cannon x22: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Sound Cannon: [0/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[N] Project Isthmus: 180,000/210,000 HP. Death Tokens: 0. Can spend Death Tokens a maximum of 4 times for a random ability. Death Tokens Spent: 2 (Machine Hand, Paradox Core). Toilet Paper!
[N] EXE 0.1.2: 150,000/150,000 HP. 40% Evade, 100% Evade Ignore. Drone Policy. Heals from Integrity-damaging attacks, inflicts integrity damage on-hit. 5% Plague Chance. Adaptions: Sanity Degen, Integrity Damage Helps Allies, Crits on anyone with more than one negative status effect. Token of Friendship: II. Butterfly Effect: III. Spread Your Wings: IIIII.
Crimson Scale: 50,000/50,000 HP. Entropy Ending: III.
[N] Glitched Invisible Hitbox: 45,000/120,000 HP. 50% damage taken is converted to Integrity Damage. Cannot attack. Bodyguarding EXE!
[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. +1 AC from Blood Diamond Armor.
[N] [Pricey12345] BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2: 156,000/250,000 HP. +6,000 Regen. 4 EMP AC. Evasive (25%) (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 10%. Melee Attack Bonus: +10,000 damage (STR Bonus). Airborn. Plasma Rifle: [6/6]. Plasma Blade: [∞]. Dragon's Breath: [4/4]. Double-Action!
Destroyer Drone: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Rocket Pod: [4/4]
Another: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Stinger Howitzer: [4/4]
[N] W32Coravint: 20/20 HP.
[N] Pontificate Oceanus: 13/20 HP, 3 AC from Pontificate's Armor. Applies soaked on-hit. Whirlpool: III. Flash Dry: IIII.
[GS] The Lovers: 50,000/50,000 HP, Can not attack. Linked to: No-one. There is no lonk. 40% Evade. Wedlock: III. Lover's Enervation: IIIII. Anime Girl Plague: III. Charmed! Fragile Speedster!
[GS] Gazebo Launcher: 110,000/160,000 HP. Fires Gazebos at others! Dread Gazebo: III
Gazebos: 10,000/10,000 HP x4. (Beaver)
[GS] Nihilego: 140,000/140,000 HP. All attacks poison. Gains power on-kill. Neurotoxin: IIII. Anime Girl Plague: III. Toilet Paper!
[GS] Grendaline: 135,000/350,000 HP. 10% Evasion, 20% Evade Ignore. Burns on taking or receiving damage. 6% Plague Chance. Express Ride to Hell: III.
Evasion: 25%. Dodge Ignore: 25%. Melee Boost: +10,000 damage. DEX/SPD/STR bonus. Double Action! Plasma Blade: [∞]. Plasma Blade [∞]. Plasma Shield [∞]. Wave Motion Gun: III.
Light Drone: 15,000/15,000 HP. 20% Evasion. EMP Grenades: [3/4]
[GS] [Crusher48] BattleCarrier Mk.2: 180,000/300,000 HP. 3 EMP AC.15,000 Regen. REC Bonus. 5% Evasion. 10% Dodge ignorance. +11,000 Melee Bonus. STR Bonus. Double Action. Plasma Blade 1: [∞]. Plasma Blade 2: [∞]. Plasma Shield: [∞]. Liquid Cuteness: II. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Freon Blaster Drone 2: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Freon Blaster: [4/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Sound Cannon Drone 2: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Sound Cannon: [4/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Tesla Rifle Drone 2: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Tesla Rifle: [4/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Autocannon Drone 1: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Autocannon: [0/5].
Autocannon Drone 1: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Autocannon: [0/5].
[GS] [DarkSide] The Black Dragon: 206,000/275,000 HP, 5 EMP AC. 15,000 Regen. REC/PWR Bonus. Dodge: 20%. Ignorance: 20%. +12,000 melee damage bonus. STR bonus. Double action! Gator Tooth 1 [3] [∞]. Gator Tooth 2 [3] [∞]. War Lance [I]. Freon Blaster [4/4]. Dragon's Breath [3/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III. Liquid Cuteness: II.
[GS] High Dragun: 400,000/400,000 HP. Attacks three entities at a time. Curses all non-ranged attackers. Dragun Tooth: III. Gunfirestorm: IIIII.
[GS-BOSS] Zerisek the Vessel: 1,073,000/1,500,000 HP. Energy bar: 8. Regains 1,000 HP per every entity it damages. Radiation: I. Toilet Paper!
[GS-α] ConsumerOfAll: 4/20 HP. Has Alpha (5) Armor. Collected Passives: N/A. Collected Actives: Sniper Rifle Railgun (III) (note: blue = charge) Out of the Mech!
[GS] [ConsumerOfAll] The Endbringer: 39,000/250,000 HP + 9,000 HP Regeneration. 5 EMP AC. Evasive (25%) (SPD Bonus). Dodge Ignorance (27%) (DEX Bonus). +10,000 Melee Damage (STR Bonus). Magnetic Phaser [3/5]. Starlight Breaker: III. Unmanned! Anime Girl Plague: III.
[GS] crystalcat: 20/20 HP. +1 Armor from Guardmail.
[GS] [The Flaming Toast] 'How 'bout I do anyway?'. 211,000/225,000 HP. 15,000 HP Regen (REC Bonus). 5 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 25% Dodge Chance (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +10,000 Melee Bonus Damage (STR Bonus). Grounded. Gator Tooth [2] [∞]. System Shocker: III.
[GS] The Captain: 16/20 HP. 2 AC from the Captain's Coat. Command: III. The Demon behind the Door: IIIII. LOCKED.
[AZ] Laser Eyeball: 20,000/20,000 HP. 25% Dodge Ignorance; all attacks hit. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[AZ] Bloodstained Lips: 10,000/10,000 HP. Attacks every other turn.
[AZ] Giant Foot: 20,000/20,000 HP. Airborn; can only hit non-airborn targets.
[AZ] Mecha Wasp Spawner: 20,000/20,000 HP. Spawns Mecha Wasps to attack.
Mecha Wasp: 10,000/10,000 HP x2.
[AZ] [Krill13] Fire and Blade: 275,000/275,000 HP + 9,000 HP Regen. EMP AC: 5(PWR bonus). Evade: 25%(SPD bonus). Dodge Ignorance: 25%(DEX bonus). Strength Bonus: 11,000 (STR bonus). Position: Airborn. Plasma Blade: [Broke!] [∞]. Plasma Blade: [Broke!] [∞]. Dragon's Breath: [0/4]. Jump Jets: II. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[AZ] [Mr.MirrorMan] Lucky Souls Light Model: 210,000/225,000 HP. + 15,000 Regen (REC Bonus). 2 EMP AC. 29% Evasion (SPD Bonus). 25% Dodge Ignorance (DEX Bonus). +6,000 Strength. Gator Tooth: [1] [∞]. Metalstorm [5/9]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 2: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 3: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[AZ] [Nomble] 777 Kill Chop Deluxe: 216,000/275,000 HP. (+6,000 HP per turn). 5 EMP AC. (PWR bonus). 25% Evasion. (SPD bonus). 25% Evasion Ignorance. (DEX bonus). +10,000 Melee Damage Bonus. (STR bonus). Airborn. Plasma Bow [7/8] (Bonus 10% Evasion Ignorance for Plasma Bow). Camouflage: II. Electrified: I. Anime Girl Plague: III.
7-Open Obliterator: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield [∞]. Starlight Breaker III. War Lance [I]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
7-Tri-Obliterator: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield [∞]. Artillery Cannon [2/3]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
ɸ-Triangle: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield [∞]. El Blanco Array IIII. War Lance [I]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
7-Tri-Layer: 35,000/35,000 HP. 10% Evasion. Light Shield [∞]. Tesla Rifle [4/4]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[AZ] [Jondanger23] Biomachina: 190,000/375,000 HP. +15,000 (REC bonus) EMP AC: 5 (PWR Bonus). 25% Evasion. (SPD Bonus). 15% Dodge Ignore. +8,000 Melee Bonus Damage. Titan Laser [∞, cast from Suit HP]. Gator Tooth: [1][∞]. Plasma Shield: [∞]. Burrow: IIIII.
Light Drone Dude: 15,000/15,000 HP. 20% Evasive. Machine gun: [3/4].
[AZ] [TwinBuilder] Polyphemus (The Scribe): 275,000/300,000 HP. Regen: +18,000 HP. (REC Bonus.) EMP AC: 6. (PWR Bonus) Evasion: +10%. Evade Ignore: +35%. Melee Attack Bonus: +12,000 damage. (STR Bonus.) Double Action! Metalstorm: [8/9] Big Mac: [6/6] Plasma Blade: [∞]. Toilet Paper! Anime Girl Plague: III.
[AZ] [GladiusAssailant] Boomstick Birdie: 275,000/275,000 HP +12,000 Regen. 5 EMP AC. Evasive (20%). Dodge Ignorance: 20%. Melee Attack Bonus: +2,000 damage. Airborn. Big Mac: [7/7]. Big Mac: [7/7]. Double Action! Hacked! Anime Girl Plague: III.
Drones: Light 1: 15,000 / 15,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Airborn. EMP Grenades: [4/4].
Medium 1: 20,000 / 20,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Tesla Rifle: [4/4].
Medium 11: 20,000 / 20,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Tesla Rifle: [4/4].
[AZ] Terror Witch: 315,000/375,000 HP. Buffs allies with each attack! Distillery: III. Irradiated: I.
[AZ] Terror Spider: 300,000/300,000 HP. Evasive (20%). Nullifies enemy evasion on attack! Pierces armor! Widow's Kiss: II.
[AZ] [Terror Spider] The Web: 320,000/350,000 HP + 12,000. 9 EMP AC (PWR Bonus). 15% Evasion. 30% Evade Ignore. + 8,000 Melee Damage. Double-Action! Sieged! Plasma Rifle: [3/6]. Plasma Rifle: [2/6]. Water World: IIII. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[AZ] Terror Slime: 512,000/525,000 HP. (+5,000 HP per turn). Summons a Mini-Terror Slime for each attack against it. The Division: IIII. Golden Super Mode: 10/100 AU. Poison: I.
[AZ] Athena: 409,000/409,000 HP + 20,000 HP per turn. 30% Evade. 60% Evade Ignore. Blessed: N/A (0/5). Plague Chance: 10%. Body: III. Mind: IIII. Soul: IIIII. Omni: IIIIIIII.
[AZ] Hezetor: 17/20 HP, 3 AC, +1 HP Regen, Hyper Evasive (50%). Capable of Copying Deceased Entities! Copied: Hyper Evasive (1st ESFB), Knife Cluster Summon (Chara), Levitator Enforcer (IIII) (Crocidibli) (3/3)
[AZ] Talist: 18/25 HP +1 Regen per turn. Mood: Mind.
[AZ] [Talist] Kindred Spirit: 287,000/300,000 HP. +21,000 Regen +4 EMP AC. REC bonus. 25% evade. 15% evade ignore. +6,000 melee dmg, SPD bonus. Double Action. Heavy Shield: Active! [∞]. Water World: IIII. Courier: III. Anime Girl Plague: III. Hacked: III. Warrior Therapist!
[AZ] The Golem: 17/20 HP. +1 Armor from Temmie Armor.
[AZ] [[insert generic username]] IGU-Mech: 250,000/250,000 HP +19,500 Regen. 3 EMP AC. REC Bonus. 31% Dodge. 25% Evade Ignore. +2,000 Melee Damage. SPD/DEX Bonus. Airborn. Plasma Rifle: [6/6]. Plasma Rifle: [6/6]. Shockwave [∞]. Camouflage: II Lockpick Countermeasures: Unused. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[AZ] Bomber57: 20/20 HP.
[AZ] [Bomber57] The Nest: 217,000/275,000 HP, 5 EMP AC. 12,000 Regen. PWR/REC Bonus. Dodge Chance: 25%. SPD Bonus. Dodge Ignorance: 25%. DEX Bonus. +4,000 melee damage bonus. Airborne. Double Action! Metalstorm 1: [7/9]. Metalstorm 2: [7/9]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 1: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5].
Medium Drone 2: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5]. Anime Girl Plague: III.
Medium Drone 3: 20,000/20,000 HP. 15% Evasion. Autocannon [0/5].
[AZ] The Kerbal: 20/20 HP. 2 AC from the Kerbal Suit. Spaced Out: III. The Visor of Alien Minds: IIIII. LOCKED.
[PZ] Command Minecart: 95,000/150,000 HP. Squidstrike: III. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[PZ] Trollfaceguy: 90,000/120,000 HP. 40% Evasion, negates Evade Ignore and "Sure Hit" passives. Anime Girl Plague: III.
[PZ] Maya: 50,000/50,000 HP. Shields: 30,000/50,000 HP. + 10,000 HP per turn. Can heal allies and can Phaselock.
[PZ] Kreig: 70,000/75,000 HP. Shields: N/A. Heals on kill. High Damage. Linked: 1/2.
[PZ] Walker: 20/20 HP. 1 AC.
[AZ-Γ] Godmodder477: 29/60 HP.
[GM] UserZero: 98/150 HP.
Distance to Yggdrasil: 3000 (Locked until the Gatekeeper is dead!)
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The Discussion thread, for all your nullposting needs!
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||| The Locket: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
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||| Golden Aster: READY. Owner: Jyanpu. [AZ]
||| The Locket: READY. Owner: Hezetor [AZ]
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|||| Hyper Jackhammer: UNREADY. Owner: GladiusAssailant [AZ]
[N]
-Pricey12345
-W32Coravint
-UltimatePersona
[GS]
-The Flaming Toast (Critting!)
-Battlefury13/conderp
-Pionoplayer
-ConsumerOfAll
-Crusher48 (Critting!)
-crystalcat
-supercool993
-Moniker
-DarkSide
-Revan
-TrickleJest
-YvetalGaming
-TheGuestDLE
-Abeneautmal
[AZ]
-Krill13
-Cyanogynist
-Mr.MirrorMan
-[insert generic username] (inactive)
-Redstonetam15
-Hezetor
-Jondanger23
-Bomber57
-TwinBuilder (inactive)
-TMB50
-JUICEB0X
-*Star
-Irecreeper
-Redstonetam15
-EmeraldNova
-The_Topazian (inactive)
-Jyanpu (inactive)
-Ninjatwist
-Talist
[PZ]
-Escutcheon/Walker (1 Charge Token)
-Pricey12345
-W32Coravint
-UltimatePersona
[GS]
-The Flaming Toast (Critting!)
-Battlefury13/conderp
-Pionoplayer
-ConsumerOfAll
-Crusher48 (Critting!)
-crystalcat
-supercool993
-Moniker
-DarkSide
-Revan
-TrickleJest
-YvetalGaming
-TheGuestDLE
-Abeneautmal
[AZ]
-Krill13
-Cyanogynist
-Mr.MirrorMan
-[insert generic username] (inactive)
-Redstonetam15
-Hezetor
-Jondanger23
-Bomber57
-TwinBuilder (inactive)
-TMB50
-JUICEB0X
-*Star
-Irecreeper
-Redstonetam15
-EmeraldNova
-The_Topazian (inactive)
-Jyanpu (inactive)
-Ninjatwist
-Talist
[PZ]
-Escutcheon/Walker (1 Charge Token)
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Battlefury13/Conderp
Spazmatism
OC:
none
===Alchemy===
(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign. 6/8 [15]
Burning Sign: The hexagonal callsign of the Dæmon, composed of fluid ink infused with cosmic concentrate. A Burning Sign can be grafted chemically to the flesh of its bearer at any location with little thought. It occasionally reveals snippets of events that are yet to come, have already passed, and are occurring. As with any stellar concentrate, the Burning Sign can be molded to the desires of the wielder, from sword to shield to pen to rose.
(Eye of Odin && (Amethyst Flame && Liquid Starlight) || Eye = Odin's Stellar Eye 4/9 [16]
Eye of Odin: A small ring with a eye forged of various metals and gems upon it, it grants the ability to see otherwise invisible movement- This can manifest in many forms, including teleportation endpoints, methods of movement that conceal the user, and, to an lesser extent that is ultimately dependant on the wielding being's dimension, able to see into higher dimensions, though interaction is limited to whatever would be normal.
Odin's Stellar Eye: A metallic eye with a amethyst crystal iris, and a liquid starlight pupil, that allows for the user to see pure knowledge in addition to it's previous abilities. Thanks to the powerboost granted to it by the magical catalysts within, it can manipulate and shift pure knowledge. allowing for it to be weaponized. Under the proper circumstances, it can easily disrupt forms of movement hidden from the user otherwise, using pure knowledge. In addition to this, it can create and fire out blasts and bursts of amethyst flame and liquid starlight, all of which can be manipulated to some degree.
Shard of Matrisse || Greatsword = Sword of Absolute Order: 4/4 [7] fin
A sword, made of perfectly polished clear crystal. Everything about the sword is perfect and orderly, down to the atom. It's mere presence repels chaos and entropic magic and energy, and harnessing the blade's power allows for it to undo the effects of both, even upon reality, in addition to easily destroying beings of chaos.
Yuukiscape Action: I murder the Glomper on L6 and then move to J5.
i grab something from the stockings
duwu2
====
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/WnYv5NKH
Entity Commands:
Throne 2: Use Fastball Special and throw Zerisek at Flumpty Bumpty.
Mech: ERROR: SUSPENDED
My drones:
38/50 Le Cure
7/15: Le Cure Secondary
7/40 Le Cure tri
3+ to consumer of all
none
===Alchemy===
(Magetear Droplet && Vial of Abyssal Ink) && Amethyst Flame == Burning Sign. 6/8 [15]
Burning Sign: The hexagonal callsign of the Dæmon, composed of fluid ink infused with cosmic concentrate. A Burning Sign can be grafted chemically to the flesh of its bearer at any location with little thought. It occasionally reveals snippets of events that are yet to come, have already passed, and are occurring. As with any stellar concentrate, the Burning Sign can be molded to the desires of the wielder, from sword to shield to pen to rose.
(Eye of Odin && (Amethyst Flame && Liquid Starlight) || Eye = Odin's Stellar Eye 4/9 [16]
Eye of Odin: A small ring with a eye forged of various metals and gems upon it, it grants the ability to see otherwise invisible movement- This can manifest in many forms, including teleportation endpoints, methods of movement that conceal the user, and, to an lesser extent that is ultimately dependant on the wielding being's dimension, able to see into higher dimensions, though interaction is limited to whatever would be normal.
Odin's Stellar Eye: A metallic eye with a amethyst crystal iris, and a liquid starlight pupil, that allows for the user to see pure knowledge in addition to it's previous abilities. Thanks to the powerboost granted to it by the magical catalysts within, it can manipulate and shift pure knowledge. allowing for it to be weaponized. Under the proper circumstances, it can easily disrupt forms of movement hidden from the user otherwise, using pure knowledge. In addition to this, it can create and fire out blasts and bursts of amethyst flame and liquid starlight, all of which can be manipulated to some degree.
Shard of Matrisse || Greatsword = Sword of Absolute Order: 4/4 [7] fin
A sword, made of perfectly polished clear crystal. Everything about the sword is perfect and orderly, down to the atom. It's mere presence repels chaos and entropic magic and energy, and harnessing the blade's power allows for it to undo the effects of both, even upon reality, in addition to easily destroying beings of chaos.
Yuukiscape Action: I murder the Glomper on L6 and then move to J5.
i grab something from the stockings
duwu2
====
Inventory:
http://pastebin.com/WnYv5NKH
Entity Commands:
Throne 2: Use Fastball Special and throw Zerisek at Flumpty Bumpty.
Mech: ERROR: SUSPENDED
My drones:
38/50 Le Cure
7/15: Le Cure Secondary
7/40 Le Cure tri
3+ to consumer of all
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Great. JoeBOB gets a weapon that is effective against Shadow Roxxanne, Emerald Mann gets a friccin' RWBY laser sword, Helldiver gets one of Goanna's meme shotguns, and I'm just sitting here, with a coat hanger.
>Sukard: Make your move!
You move to G6, fire off a Corruption Arrow at Tazz's door, then sidestep to H5.
>Sukard: Another one.
You grab another gift from the stockings.
>Sukard: Examine the Hanger.
You stare at it agressively, then at Yuuki-Chan, then place the hanger on a nearby horizontal pole. He then grabs a stool from hammerspace, then stares back at then Anime Girls agressively.
>Sukard: DIE.
"gorilla this gorilla! If I'm going to get transformed in this mindscape, it's going to be on MY terms, not by you anime TR/\SH!"
"gorilla you! I /\/\/\IN'T H/\/\/\VIN' TH/\T gorilla!"
"Despair is not my thing. I merely do anything it takes to end this timeloop."
Sukard grabs the Hanger.
"This hanger? It's a rebirth. An extra life. Out with the old, in with the new. Just like the Four Maidens."
"Except it's a choice. Transcension is a pretty big thing to wrap your head around, and sometimes, you've just gotta take the leap."
"After all, we just respawn or get rebuilt anyway."
"But I've just one more thing to say. Lights, camera, Keemstar."
Sukard's laptop teleports near him.
"What's up everyone, it's your boy Killer Sukard, and get riiiiiiiiight into the noose. Pyrrha, PS Vita, Harambe, I'm coming to see you."
Sukard shudders, as if in the presence of a monster. He then recalls Uzi's "quality time" with the Anime Girls. He then shudders more.
"Okay, now there's a reason. Welp, here goes."
Sukard throws the hanger into the roof. It promptly turns into a blue glowing sword, hanging right above his head. He snaps his fingers, then the sword falls, creating a small, controlled explosion of death and ascension. The smoke clears out, to reveal a hanged Sukard.
What an absolute madman. A mythril glow surrounds his tile, as he dissipates to Dorito cheese dust, which reforms to his possible new supermode. Looks like death isn't his destiny.
--Boosts--
+2 Sp33d0n
+1 Pricey
--Inventory--
Ircucvci (Level 10)
Aequo Animo (Level 10)
Diversity (Level 10)
Terra Shatterer (Level 11)
Face Exploder^3 (Level 5)
Concentrated Avaritine (Level 9)
Amethyst Flame (Level 10)
Magetear Droplet (Level 15)
Acras Tuner (Level 20)
Slightly Ornate Sword (Level 7)
Infinite Power (Level 13)
Saint The Flamethrower God (Level 10)
CELPH-X-IXIS (Level 0)
SORD... (aka Stop Obliterating Reality, Dumbgorillas) (Level 0)
Moldy Energy Sword (Level 4)
Dormant Hammer (Level 20)
Blackwatch Scarf (Level 0)
The Hanger (Level 18)
--Charges--
The First Cure to the AGP Ever: 47/50 (+1 Tazz)
The Mercenary First Contract: 49/50 (+26 from Charge Transfer: The Glowing 1,000 Degree Knife)
--Alchemies--
Glowing Orb && Shapeshifter Module || UU-Matter && Otherworldly Rune (Thorium Mod mount) && Light Majjyks-Infused Glass Shard && Essence of Tumblr = Cancerform (Level 10) (4/6)
OVER 9000 FANDOMS, ONE FORM. This orb just randomly changes to weapons from different fandoms at random intervals. Even the sord... But if your luck is externally assisted, this can be dangerous. To the enemy team.
(Ircucvci && Breaker Blade (Terraria) || Tavros' Lance) && (Luminite Chunk && Edgium Chunk) && RWBY: Volumes 1-3 = Moonbreak (Level 10) (2/6)
A black and teal greatsword, empowered by Adam Taurus' Semblance that lets him transfer damage taken into bonus damage for a single hit, and the suffering, sadness and salt of every RWBY fan after watching Volume 3. Also very effective at cutting off limbs.
Ircucvci /\/ = Caledfwlch (Level 10) (3/6)
The sister sword to Ircucvci, both forged by the legendary unnamed Blacksmith that later went on to create War. Its plain white form with a circular pommel resembling a cueball belies its true power. Caledfwlch shares some of Ircucvci's powers over time, though trades slight ice powers for slight fire powers, harnessing the sickest burns for the most lethal verbal smackdowns you've ever seen. Either way, though, the blade itself is the real calling point. Unlike Ircucvci's invincible blade, which can withstand any force brought against it, Caledfwlch's edge is so sharp that it's not only just excessively sharp, but due to its construction, can rend the concept of invulnerability and immortality around it, and in general rend the forces of plot. This makes it ideal against anything with any protection from either plot force, and has time and again showed up as a sword used to beat back Agents, as well as one of the only tools capable of bringing harm to Lord English, among other vaunted abilities. It has shown up time and again across fiction, in different hands and occasionally by different names. Caledfwlch is the true and first name of this legendary weapon, though some more informally refer to it by its most popular name, Excalibur.
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W32Coravint
Terrarian
Alchemies
(Bestiola Essentia Singularity && Mass of Cobwebs && Wand Focus: Portable Hole) && Empty Silk-Wrapped Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Arachnobringer (Level ?, 2/?)
Wand Focus: Arachnobringer: A silk-wrapped globule of a very dark substance you can't quite make out, yet is shaped exactly for a wand focus and fits onto a wand snugly. When used, it opens a portal to a plane filled with spiders, pulling an infinite stream of spiders, cave spiders, maze spiders, mind spiders and so on under the wielder's control and into the wielder's general vicinity. Perfect for trolling arachnophobic people.
(Praemunio Essentia Singularity && Warded Stone && Wall Template) && Empty Stone Wand Cap = Wand Focus: Deleterious Wallbuilder (Level 7, 4/4)
A stone globe, inscribed with brick-like markings, that fits onto the end of a wand. Can be used to construct walls for protection at the cost of ridiculous amounts of vis.
(Sano Essentia Singularity && (Brew of Restoration (Botania) && Brew of Mending (Botania) && Milk Bucket)) && Empty Ruby Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Restoration (Level ?, 1/?)
A roughly globular ruby, polished, that fits onto the top of a wand. When used, it draws upon the power of botanical brewing to restore the health of a target, or, if pointed at oneself, the user.
(Nuke && Uncreativity Essence = Uncreativity Bomb) && Mana Blaster CAD = Uncreativity Infuser (Level 3, 2/2, completed.)
A mana blaster that fires pure uncreativity at the enemy. This does no damage but removes their ability to deal serious creativity damage, as uncreativity radiates off them.
(Angel Ring (Extra Utilities 1) && Resonant Jetpack (Simply Jetpacks) = Antigravitational Drive) && (Ultimate Solar Helmet (Solar Expansion) && Quantum Solar Panel (Advanced Solar Panels) = Ultimate Quantum Solar Helmet) = Ultimate Solar Antigravitational Drive (Level ?, 1/?)
This jetpack will recharge in at most 60 seconds at night and 30 seconds in the day, and grants nigh-unlimited flight with a battery life lasting approximately 40 days. When it's depleted while you're in a cave, building or otherwise unable to see the sky, any source of RF, EU or light will recharge it.
Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (4/50) (+1 from Sp33d0n, +1 from Pricey.)
Project M18-Totally Not a Troll Entity (6/20)
Project M20-Also Not a Troll Entity (1/30)
+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.
Elements
9x C, 4x O, 8x S
Free Action
I take an alchemy from the Chimney.
Action (Silicon, Si, 14)
I begin to conceptually gorilla around and destroy Beaver's mech, which is also a Diarrhea Infested Toilet ripoff.
I key the following code into a laptop:
Upon running the code, a 25cm-on-a-side cube of chlorine trifluoride, tiled 1024 times on each side to make a 256m cube, appears 350 meters above Beaver's Diarrhea Infested Toilet ripoff of a mech. Predictably, it falls onto the mech and wrecks it with chemical fire.
Entity Action
"EXE, can you tell me what 'Spread Your Wings' does?"
(Bestiola Essentia Singularity && Mass of Cobwebs && Wand Focus: Portable Hole) && Empty Silk-Wrapped Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Arachnobringer (Level ?, 2/?)
Wand Focus: Arachnobringer: A silk-wrapped globule of a very dark substance you can't quite make out, yet is shaped exactly for a wand focus and fits onto a wand snugly. When used, it opens a portal to a plane filled with spiders, pulling an infinite stream of spiders, cave spiders, maze spiders, mind spiders and so on under the wielder's control and into the wielder's general vicinity. Perfect for trolling arachnophobic people.
(Praemunio Essentia Singularity && Warded Stone && Wall Template) && Empty Stone Wand Cap = Wand Focus: Deleterious Wallbuilder (Level 7, 4/4)
A stone globe, inscribed with brick-like markings, that fits onto the end of a wand. Can be used to construct walls for protection at the cost of ridiculous amounts of vis.
(Sano Essentia Singularity && (Brew of Restoration (Botania) && Brew of Mending (Botania) && Milk Bucket)) && Empty Ruby Wand Focus = Wand Focus: Restoration (Level ?, 1/?)
A roughly globular ruby, polished, that fits onto the top of a wand. When used, it draws upon the power of botanical brewing to restore the health of a target, or, if pointed at oneself, the user.
(Nuke && Uncreativity Essence = Uncreativity Bomb) && Mana Blaster CAD = Uncreativity Infuser (Level 3, 2/2, completed.)
A mana blaster that fires pure uncreativity at the enemy. This does no damage but removes their ability to deal serious creativity damage, as uncreativity radiates off them.
(Angel Ring (Extra Utilities 1) && Resonant Jetpack (Simply Jetpacks) = Antigravitational Drive) && (Ultimate Solar Helmet (Solar Expansion) && Quantum Solar Panel (Advanced Solar Panels) = Ultimate Quantum Solar Helmet) = Ultimate Solar Antigravitational Drive (Level ?, 1/?)
This jetpack will recharge in at most 60 seconds at night and 30 seconds in the day, and grants nigh-unlimited flight with a battery life lasting approximately 40 days. When it's depleted while you're in a cave, building or otherwise unable to see the sky, any source of RF, EU or light will recharge it.
Charges
Project M19-Cure for the Anime Girl Plague (4/50) (+1 from Sp33d0n, +1 from Pricey.)
Project M18-Totally Not a Troll Entity (6/20)
Project M20-Also Not a Troll Entity (1/30)
+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Pricey12345.
Elements
9x C, 4x O, 8x S
Free Action
I take an alchemy from the Chimney.
Action (Silicon, Si, 14)
I begin to conceptually gorilla around and destroy Beaver's mech, which is also a Diarrhea Infested Toilet ripoff.
I key the following code into a laptop:
Code:
DefinedObject PressFToPayRespects = Substances.filledCuboid(new 3Dimension(Dimensions.METRE * 0.25,
Dimensions.METRE * 0.25, Dimensions.METRE * 0.25),
ChemistsLaboratory.byFormula("ClF_3"));
DefinedObject DiarrheaInfestedToiletIsBestToilet = new DefinedObject<>;
DiarrheaInfestedToiletIsBestToilet.0 = DefinedObject.tile(new 3Dimension(1, 1, 1), PressFToPayRespects);
int i;
for(i=1; DiarrheaInfestedToiletIsBestToilet.i.getOccupyingVolume() < 16777216 * Dimensions.METRE; i++)
{
DiarrheaInfestedToiletIsBestToilet.i = DefinedObject.tile(new 3Dimension(1, 1, 1), DiarrheaInfestedToiletIsBestToilet.(i-1));
}
DiarrheaInfestedToiletIsBestToilet.i.setVelocity(0, -200 * Dimensions.METRE / Dimensions.SECOND, 0);
DiarrheaInfestedToiletIsBestToilet.i.instantiate(Coordinate.add3Dimension(Battlefield.getCoordinatesOfEntity(
Battlefield.getEntityByName("Beaver’s Toiletry-Themed Titanic Obliteration Laser Cockpit")),
new 3Dimension(0, 350, 0)));Upon running the code, a 25cm-on-a-side cube of chlorine trifluoride, tiled 1024 times on each side to make a 256m cube, appears 350 meters above Beaver's Diarrhea Infested Toilet ripoff of a mech. Predictably, it falls onto the mech and wrecks it with chemical fire.
Entity Action
"EXE, can you tell me what 'Spread Your Wings' does?"
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Emerald Mann
Brain of Cthulhu
I play the Legend of Zelda "Got Item" sound effect, and look over the battlefield seeing what entities are around to murder with my fancy new weapon. I see the anime girl with the highest sanity, and fiddle around with randomly pressing buttons on my sword, accidentally firing a beam towards her that somehow restores sanity
CHARGES
Praetorian MKII: 4/50
Rainbow Rafflesia: 3/15
Diamond Golem: 3/15
OOC: I also just noticed I'm not on the players list
CHARGES
Praetorian MKII: 4/50
Rainbow Rafflesia: 3/15
Diamond Golem: 3/15
OOC: I also just noticed I'm not on the players list
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YveltalGaming
Spazmatism
I can still post now, right?
[GS]
-CHARGES-
-Stardust Pillow (2/4)
-ALCHEMEITER-
-Enchanted Steel Sword || Staff of Fireballs = Fire-Steel Sword (3/?)
Description: burning hot to foes, very sharp and can fire explosive fireballs
-Candy Cane && 10 Packets of Sugar = Santa's Sweet Beating Stick (2/?)
Description: Hardened candy cane which Santa uses to beat up naughty kids, but you're not limited to just kids when attacking. Also, you can bite a chunk out of it to gain a speed boost.
-3 Healing Potions && Wheatgrass Juice = Vial of Health Juice (COMPLETE)
Description: Tastes bland, but heals you and gives you Regeneration. Also, you cannot be Poisoned. The effects last for 10 minutes.
Current Inventory:
-Cthulhu Plushie
-Vial of Health Juice
-Two scimitars
ACTIONS:
I get out a Cthulhu Plushie, and I use it to distract UserZero while I go forward and slap him/her in the face with my left hand, because I'm wearing a spiky glove.
[GS]
-CHARGES-
-Stardust Pillow (2/4)
-ALCHEMEITER-
-Enchanted Steel Sword || Staff of Fireballs = Fire-Steel Sword (3/?)
Description: burning hot to foes, very sharp and can fire explosive fireballs
-Candy Cane && 10 Packets of Sugar = Santa's Sweet Beating Stick (2/?)
Description: Hardened candy cane which Santa uses to beat up naughty kids, but you're not limited to just kids when attacking. Also, you can bite a chunk out of it to gain a speed boost.
-3 Healing Potions && Wheatgrass Juice = Vial of Health Juice (COMPLETE)
Description: Tastes bland, but heals you and gives you Regeneration. Also, you cannot be Poisoned. The effects last for 10 minutes.
Current Inventory:
-Cthulhu Plushie
-Vial of Health Juice
-Two scimitars
ACTIONS:
I get out a Cthulhu Plushie, and I use it to distract UserZero while I go forward and slap him/her in the face with my left hand, because I'm wearing a spiky glove.
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JOEbob
Terrarian
23/25 Leg. Armor [|||||||||||||||||||||||] (+1 from exos) Can i change this to a 50 post charge, or do i have to make a new one?
11/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
EDIT: o right we can have 3 charges still: perceptual shift 1/10
+2 yeveltal gaming
i start surounding the beyond with glistening white substance, much of which is almost mistlike, before i raise my hand and a small cyclone forms, Red in large part but blue to an extent, and moves to begin protecting the beyond. i leap out, unobstructed by my own power, and stand guard, ready to attack any with that knife thing.
my aura shifts, red gold fading to blue, and a glyph forms on the ground, 10 blocks wide, the center an eye that seems the same from all angels, yet is not symetrical. a chestpiece (Node infused glass armor) appears, and in conjunction with Ouroboros Knife, which i stab into the ground, the mind of anyone who enters the circle harboring ill intent will lose the ability to precieve the beyond temporarily. i lift the knife, some cognito Vis (yes i know that doesnt work normaly, suppose its other vis in proper proportions or something) flying into the knife, and i carve a trench with the blood of a) the nearest enemy or b) random blood, giving a weak sheald against non-sentient (in universe) attacks like flying rocks.
gold-trimed silverwood armor && Node-infused Glass Armor = Wandbody Armor (Level 8: 4/5)
Ouroboros Knife && the beyond (if i can still alchemise with it. IFF i can't then Ouroboros Knife && ircuvichi && tome explaining the powers and limits of Game masters)= ???, 1/?.
11/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
EDIT: o right we can have 3 charges still: perceptual shift 1/10
+2 yeveltal gaming
i start surounding the beyond with glistening white substance, much of which is almost mistlike, before i raise my hand and a small cyclone forms, Red in large part but blue to an extent, and moves to begin protecting the beyond. i leap out, unobstructed by my own power, and stand guard, ready to attack any with that knife thing.
my aura shifts, red gold fading to blue, and a glyph forms on the ground, 10 blocks wide, the center an eye that seems the same from all angels, yet is not symetrical. a chestpiece (Node infused glass armor) appears, and in conjunction with Ouroboros Knife, which i stab into the ground, the mind of anyone who enters the circle harboring ill intent will lose the ability to precieve the beyond temporarily. i lift the knife, some cognito Vis (yes i know that doesnt work normaly, suppose its other vis in proper proportions or something) flying into the knife, and i carve a trench with the blood of a) the nearest enemy or b) random blood, giving a weak sheald against non-sentient (in universe) attacks like flying rocks.
gold-trimed silverwood armor && Node-infused Glass Armor = Wandbody Armor (Level 8: 4/5)
Ouroboros Knife && the beyond (if i can still alchemise with it. IFF i can't then Ouroboros Knife && ircuvichi && tome explaining the powers and limits of Game masters)= ???, 1/?.
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Sp33d0n
Official Terrarian
Have the Talkey Thing now!
UserZero, you say? Something tells me I shouldn't be surprised. At all. That she'd do something like this. I fully support you in the endeavor of taking revenge.
Auth slightly recalls Xi from Chaos' Mindscape.
So... Tazz is a horse made of water?
Auth was making a joke, obviously.
I haven't encountered a guardian, so I'll take your word on that. It's his mindscape too, so that's why I proposed he might not be wholly useless. Any support at all would help, in my opinion.
Auth adjusts his hat, and nods at Roxxanne's comment on her Shadow.
I believe I encountered your shadow once? From what I've heard of Shadows regardless, I wholeheartedly agree. If there is a way for me to aid you in beating up your shadow, I'm more than willing to become your sword and your shield.
Auth laughs, reassured at Roxxanne saying that she'd protect him.
Many thanks, Roxxanne. That's reassuring to hear. I'll make sure to keep you patched up if you get hurt. My weapon heals, and I've got a healing spell here too.
Auth moves away, assuming anyone in close range to him is going to be hit with something.
After Auth's doll destroys the door, Auth winces at the state Build is in.
Ouch. I apologize for you appearing in that state, Good Sir. That is the doll I command that destroyed the doll, though Eris over there did most of the work, so she deserves your thanks more than the doll, or I for commanding it to break the door.
As Roxxanne says Build's name, Auth bows.
For the sake of courtesy, I shall introduce myself. I am The Author.
After Roxxanne says that she'll do her best for him (and Build(?)), Auth smiles.
I don't think I could ever thank you enough, Roxxanne.
Auth gets teleported, but not much happens that turn relating to Auth. He breathes a sigh of relief.
Auth then finds himself in the possession of a cookie.
A... chocolate chip cookie? Hey Roxxanne, would you like this?
After completing the talking, he runs over to I5, and uses the Indigo Syringe on Battlefury, healing him.
Meanwhile, an outside force pelts Auth with another item from the stocking.
ACTION SUMMARY:
Auth heals Battlefury with the Indigo Syringe, after talking to a bunch of people.
Meanwhile, an outside force draws a gift from the Stocking for Auth.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
Cure to the AGP:
Cure to the AGP:
Cure to the AGP:
(I have no idea it's nearly one in the morning.)
+2 to Cobalt, +1 to Pricey.
UserZero, you say? Something tells me I shouldn't be surprised. At all. That she'd do something like this. I fully support you in the endeavor of taking revenge.
Auth slightly recalls Xi from Chaos' Mindscape.
So... Tazz is a horse made of water?
Auth was making a joke, obviously.
I haven't encountered a guardian, so I'll take your word on that. It's his mindscape too, so that's why I proposed he might not be wholly useless. Any support at all would help, in my opinion.
Auth adjusts his hat, and nods at Roxxanne's comment on her Shadow.
I believe I encountered your shadow once? From what I've heard of Shadows regardless, I wholeheartedly agree. If there is a way for me to aid you in beating up your shadow, I'm more than willing to become your sword and your shield.
Auth laughs, reassured at Roxxanne saying that she'd protect him.
Many thanks, Roxxanne. That's reassuring to hear. I'll make sure to keep you patched up if you get hurt. My weapon heals, and I've got a healing spell here too.
Auth moves away, assuming anyone in close range to him is going to be hit with something.
After Auth's doll destroys the door, Auth winces at the state Build is in.
Ouch. I apologize for you appearing in that state, Good Sir. That is the doll I command that destroyed the doll, though Eris over there did most of the work, so she deserves your thanks more than the doll, or I for commanding it to break the door.
As Roxxanne says Build's name, Auth bows.
For the sake of courtesy, I shall introduce myself. I am The Author.
After Roxxanne says that she'll do her best for him (and Build(?)), Auth smiles.
I don't think I could ever thank you enough, Roxxanne.
Auth gets teleported, but not much happens that turn relating to Auth. He breathes a sigh of relief.
Auth then finds himself in the possession of a cookie.
A... chocolate chip cookie? Hey Roxxanne, would you like this?
After completing the talking, he runs over to I5, and uses the Indigo Syringe on Battlefury, healing him.
Meanwhile, an outside force pelts Auth with another item from the stocking.
ACTION SUMMARY:
Auth heals Battlefury with the Indigo Syringe, after talking to a bunch of people.
Meanwhile, an outside force draws a gift from the Stocking for Auth.
SPECIAL ATTACKS:
Cure to the AGP:
Cure to the AGP:
Cure to the AGP:
(I have no idea it's nearly one in the morning.)
+2 to Cobalt, +1 to Pricey.
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Pricey12345
Terrarian
[N] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP. (Estimated 56,000 HP remaining from Player HP) (Thats my Vulnerability status.)
Echeladder-style Level 3: XP 201,500/250,000 (+119,000 for damaging Golden Flumpty/The Hallucinations Station)
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This post will be Focused.
Before Action: G Flumpty's cracked, now the Beaver.
Action: My part: I decide to try again by trying to take a random item from a chimney. After taking a item from the chimney, I decide to pick the Beaver's Toiletry-Themed Titanic Obliteration Laser Cockpit.
My magic brain does things to something (Yes including when if I was inside her) but I poke my head outside my mech before chucking a fast blue spell bomb at the laser cockpit after the spell flew right into the laser cockpit, it explodes right on the front of the laser cockpit and the Beaver himself before the remains of the spell creates an robot with a plasma gun. The robot fires a laser beam in front of the laser cockpit before it turns itself into a kamikaze rocket and it flew straight to the laser cockpit.
The BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2 was getting so excited about the Mecha of Horror is going to be exploded fast but she has to destroy the Beaver in his laser cockpit first.
She spends her first action turning her plasma blade into the plasma claw, scratches the edges of the laser cockpit before she blasts the front of the laser cockpit with her plasma rifle before she swoops around the laser cockpit really fast and her plasma claw became plasma blade again.
She spends her second action by grabbing the laser cockpit while she burns the glass with her Dragon's Breath and she was shaking the entire laser cockpit with her strength. She flew back to her territory as she can.
Her drones decide to shoot the laser cockpit with their weapons (or the Mecha of Horror if the laser cockpit is destroyed).
THE CURE OF THE PLAGUE 33/50 +13 from the Cancelled Project, +1 from W32Coravint/CobaltShade and Cyanogynist [IMPORTANT/ANTI-PLAGUE]
Planet Hackers [HACK THE PLANET! Project] 26/50
Distributing to the Cure... 13/50 [CANCELLED]
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Pinch of Determination power && 6 Hearts are like SOULS but not as strong as these = EXP 8/8
I might check that weapon.
Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel (That if I am not doing Saurite alchemies right now.) && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel 4/10 (Power Rank XVIII)
Like a Boss (My weapon) && Angelic Blessing && LHC Madhouse (Another weapon of mines) = What the Fig 11/11
Just to know, that weapon is a combination of 2 swords and a healing staff. #melee+ranged+healingftw
Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will be return, sooner than that...
+1 to W32Coravint, Cyanogynist and Battlefury (Towards the Cure of the Plague). (1 [GS], 1 [N], 1 [AZ]) (Next turn, I would switch to 2 people per action for real this time)
Charge Bank: +11 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 21 Charge Points in total
Inventory has been moved to the Forge II because I don't have the Word Doc and it saves character space for Tazz.
Echeladder-style Level 3: XP 201,500/250,000 (+119,000 for damaging Golden Flumpty/The Hallucinations Station)
ACTION FOCUSED CHECKBOX: [ X ]
This post will be Focused.
Before Action: G Flumpty's cracked, now the Beaver.
Action: My part: I decide to try again by trying to take a random item from a chimney. After taking a item from the chimney, I decide to pick the Beaver's Toiletry-Themed Titanic Obliteration Laser Cockpit.
My magic brain does things to something (Yes including when if I was inside her) but I poke my head outside my mech before chucking a fast blue spell bomb at the laser cockpit after the spell flew right into the laser cockpit, it explodes right on the front of the laser cockpit and the Beaver himself before the remains of the spell creates an robot with a plasma gun. The robot fires a laser beam in front of the laser cockpit before it turns itself into a kamikaze rocket and it flew straight to the laser cockpit.
The BL4D3-BL457 MECH Mk.2 was getting so excited about the Mecha of Horror is going to be exploded fast but she has to destroy the Beaver in his laser cockpit first.
She spends her first action turning her plasma blade into the plasma claw, scratches the edges of the laser cockpit before she blasts the front of the laser cockpit with her plasma rifle before she swoops around the laser cockpit really fast and her plasma claw became plasma blade again.
She spends her second action by grabbing the laser cockpit while she burns the glass with her Dragon's Breath and she was shaking the entire laser cockpit with her strength. She flew back to her territory as she can.
Her drones decide to shoot the laser cockpit with their weapons (or the Mecha of Horror if the laser cockpit is destroyed).
THE CURE OF THE PLAGUE 33/50 +13 from the Cancelled Project, +1 from W32Coravint/CobaltShade and Cyanogynist [IMPORTANT/ANTI-PLAGUE]
Planet Hackers [HACK THE PLANET! Project] 26/50
Distributing to the Cure... 13/50 [CANCELLED]
Alchemy Creation:
Knife && Pinch of Determination power && 6 Hearts are like SOULS but not as strong as these = EXP 8/8
I might check that weapon.
Blood Diamond Armour && Wings && Durasteel (That if I am not doing Saurite alchemies right now.) && Aura of Healing = Guardian Angel 4/10 (Power Rank XVIII)
Like a Boss (My weapon) && Angelic Blessing && LHC Madhouse (Another weapon of mines) = What the Fig 11/11
Just to know, that weapon is a combination of 2 swords and a healing staff. #melee+ranged+healingftw
Joke Alchemy: None
Project Telekinetic Line: Not started yet.
Storm Weapon Line: Not started yet.
REKT Cannon Line: Items in the First Alchemy Tree: Red Dead Retribution, ??? (Any Level), ??? (Any Level), ??? (Only Level 10 and Above Alchemy) If all the weapons I made for the first Alchemy Tree, I had to combine all these to make the part of the Extremely Powerful Alchemy
10 0rigin Hero Core Alchemy Line: Not started yet, but 2 of the essences collected for both Mid-Level Alchemies
Allies Action:
We will be return, sooner than that...
+1 to W32Coravint, Cyanogynist and Battlefury (Towards the Cure of the Plague). (1 [GS], 1 [N], 1 [AZ]) (Next turn, I would switch to 2 people per action for real this time)
Charge Bank: +11 from Talist +5 from Toast and Hezetor = 21 Charge Points in total
Inventory has been moved to the Forge II because I don't have the Word Doc and it saves character space for Tazz.
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Redstonetam15
Eater of Worlds
CURRENT ALCHEMIES
(Axe && Sword && Spear && Halberd && Dagger && Scythe && Sickle && Rifle && LMG && Pistol) || A Very Long Stick = C.K.I.X.W.S.R (Cheap King Ikea X Wooden Staff Ripoff) 6/6 Done.
((Light Rune && Dark Rune && Fire Rune && Water Rune && Earth Rune && Lightning Rune && Wind Rune) && Magic Circle && 2-slot Slot Machine) || Hand Cannon = Arcane Improbability 5/8
Laser Gun && Grenade Launcher && SMG = Exploding-Laser Shooting Uzi 2/5
New Alchemies
I have no ideas :mspa:
(Axe && Sword && Spear && Halberd && Dagger && Scythe && Sickle && Rifle && LMG && Pistol) || A Very Long Stick = C.K.I.X.W.S.R (Cheap King Ikea X Wooden Staff Ripoff) 6/6 Done.
((Light Rune && Dark Rune && Fire Rune && Water Rune && Earth Rune && Lightning Rune && Wind Rune) && Magic Circle && 2-slot Slot Machine) || Hand Cannon = Arcane Improbability 5/8
Laser Gun && Grenade Launcher && SMG = Exploding-Laser Shooting Uzi 2/5
New Alchemies
I have no ideas :mspa:
Supports
+2 Piono, +1 Star
Charges
Knight Time 43/50
It's Just a Game 25/50 (+1 from #2017InDaHouse)
His Mecha 47/50
Redstone throws something at Yuuki-chan, which makes her fall asleep and suddenly take a nap. An indestructible box appears around her with a bed inside. It also has oxygen in there so she doesn't die. Once she wakes up, everything dissapears.
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Abeneautmal
Terrarian
Actually, I just was too tired from family shenanigans to edit that post with anything meaningful. It's all good, Tazz!
/nullish
Quick Erosion && 3x super compressed cobble || (A Nonspecific Yet Extremely Accurate Encyclopedia of Seismological Activity && TM26(Earthquake)) = Quake Erosion (Level 7: 2/4)
Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (Level 15: 2/8)
Other Charges:
Solid hydrogen cube 5 +1(Happy New Years to you too, Tazz!)/10
The Recession 3/25 (Will be cancelled if the other charges don't finish before Flumpty is.)
3/10 Unlock Module: Analysis
Randomly assorted assists: +1 to @TheGuestDLE , @ConsumerOfAll , & @YveltalGaming
Action:
If the Beaver is so horribly deadly, I'd rather not have him be the last one killed and give those abilities to Flumpty. If I don't end up with a roll of Toilet Paper this turn, I'll go for a [FOCUSED] attack on him.
Edit: Previous paragraph no longer relevant, but still [FOCUSED] on Beaver.
Taking advantage of the desert surrounding the oasis, I levitate a full 50x3x50 area of sand out from under the Mecha of horror, all the way up to y=256. Next, I separate the sand into 5 smaller chunks, and allow them to fall towards the Beaver's Cockpit. Unfortunately, Minecraft gravity physics makes the blocks fall disappointingly slowly, so I give them a little push - with a combination of gravity-assisted Quick Erosion smashing and flash-stepping. Once each chunk hits terminal velocity, I once again use my mysterious (or rather, yet unexplained) power to manipulate their paths. On impact, the chunks damage every joint on the cockpit, not only heavily damaging them with the momentum of several tons of high-speed sand blocks, but also clogging them with all the sand that does not fall to the ground. This slows the cockpit enough to give it's targets a chance to dodge, in the event of an attack.
However, the hunger of the desert is not satisfied. I flash-step my way to the Cockpit and viciously maul the control panel with Toxicity Edge. Even if this proves ineffective at damaging the controls, the toxic residue left by the sword should cause the Beaver to be slow and cautious when attempting an attack. I am very careful to avoid the toilet-paper-request button, if there is one; the toilet; newspapers, if present; and any nearby toilet paper.
If the Beaver is vanquished, redirected against Flumpty
Edit: Stocking pilfering is a go! I grab something from the stocking.
/nullish
Quick Erosion && 3x super compressed cobble || (A Nonspecific Yet Extremely Accurate Encyclopedia of Seismological Activity && TM26(Earthquake)) = Quake Erosion (Level 7: 2/4)
Sniper Rifle || (The Scorpion && Liquid Nitrogen Gun && Lava Gun && ~Ath Manual && A Literal Gallon of LSD && Taser) = Far Out (Level 15: 2/8)
Other Charges:
Solid hydrogen cube 5 +1(Happy New Years to you too, Tazz!)/10
The Recession 3/25 (Will be cancelled if the other charges don't finish before Flumpty is.)
3/10 Unlock Module: Analysis
Randomly assorted assists: +1 to @TheGuestDLE , @ConsumerOfAll , & @YveltalGaming
Action:
If the Beaver is so horribly deadly, I'd rather not have him be the last one killed and give those abilities to Flumpty. If I don't end up with a roll of Toilet Paper this turn, I'll go for a [FOCUSED] attack on him.
Edit: Previous paragraph no longer relevant, but still [FOCUSED] on Beaver.
Taking advantage of the desert surrounding the oasis, I levitate a full 50x3x50 area of sand out from under the Mecha of horror, all the way up to y=256. Next, I separate the sand into 5 smaller chunks, and allow them to fall towards the Beaver's Cockpit. Unfortunately, Minecraft gravity physics makes the blocks fall disappointingly slowly, so I give them a little push - with a combination of gravity-assisted Quick Erosion smashing and flash-stepping. Once each chunk hits terminal velocity, I once again use my mysterious (or rather, yet unexplained) power to manipulate their paths. On impact, the chunks damage every joint on the cockpit, not only heavily damaging them with the momentum of several tons of high-speed sand blocks, but also clogging them with all the sand that does not fall to the ground. This slows the cockpit enough to give it's targets a chance to dodge, in the event of an attack.
However, the hunger of the desert is not satisfied. I flash-step my way to the Cockpit and viciously maul the control panel with Toxicity Edge. Even if this proves ineffective at damaging the controls, the toxic residue left by the sword should cause the Beaver to be slow and cautious when attempting an attack. I am very careful to avoid the toilet-paper-request button, if there is one; the toilet; newspapers, if present; and any nearby toilet paper.
If the Beaver is vanquished, redirected against Flumpty
Edit: Stocking pilfering is a go! I grab something from the stocking.
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50/50 Avatar Project (held until I figure out some stats)
15/50 Random Objects Theory (+1 me, +1 EXOS)
9/50 Paradoxical Charge Of Confusion (+1 me)
It looks like the AZ faction is being refactored to be "everyone who wants UserZero dead", which unfortunately means it just swallows the whole GS faction. Crusher48, we have a BIG problem right now.
EXOS, the problem comes from the fact that we're essentially just reskinned AZs due to lacking a real unique purpose. If we could find a unique role in things again, we could reboot the faction. But right now, we're going to be back to solo operations really quickly.
We could probably continue our operations solo. After all, all we need to do is think up creative attacks to hit the godmodders before they die.
I think we should start attacking Richard now before we get lumped into AZ. Search up the Paths Database for anything useful. Wait, did ANY of those Paths involve Richard?
While, we have several. For instance: Path: Get Richard to kill UserZero, Path: Get Richard to kill UserZero without gaining Omega+ rank, Path: Remove Richard from the battle for one turn, Path: Kill Richard, about a hundred paths that specifically target Richard, and several hundred Paths that supposedly work on any godmodder at any time. However, I suspect they have very low accuracy due to the Veil. Paths directly targeting a Godmodder won't work.
Narrow down that definition. What about Paths indirectly affecting Godmodders?
I still think those would be made inaccurate. Godmodders can likely beat Entities straight-up, after all.
More specifically: any Paths that would attract a Godmodder's attention and nothing more?
Scanning... None.
Great. We'll just have to improvise.
Wait, what is it you want to do?
I just sent you the details of it. In secret, of course. Godmodders can read our whole post to figure out our attack, so the less we give to them at the start of the attack, the more likely it is to succeed.
Okay then. Wow, this is going to be difficult to pull off. Especially because I would have literally had to build a bunch of stuff yesterday in order for it to work.
You did implement the Temporal Back-Order system, did you not?
Yes, but retcons like that lead to Paradoxes.
This is important enough.
Fine. But remember, we only have so many ways to contain Paradoxes. We can't deploy too many or bad things will happen.
You do realize that Descendants can't spawn Paradoxes anymore, right? Someone was smart enough to implement a backup system in case our systems fail.
/placeholder
Entity Orders: Zerisek gets an energy point in Fastball Special? Is that even a move, Pionoplayer? It isn't a thing. Whatever, your call.
15/50 Random Objects Theory (+1 me, +1 EXOS)
9/50 Paradoxical Charge Of Confusion (+1 me)
It looks like the AZ faction is being refactored to be "everyone who wants UserZero dead", which unfortunately means it just swallows the whole GS faction. Crusher48, we have a BIG problem right now.
EXOS, the problem comes from the fact that we're essentially just reskinned AZs due to lacking a real unique purpose. If we could find a unique role in things again, we could reboot the faction. But right now, we're going to be back to solo operations really quickly.
We could probably continue our operations solo. After all, all we need to do is think up creative attacks to hit the godmodders before they die.
I think we should start attacking Richard now before we get lumped into AZ. Search up the Paths Database for anything useful. Wait, did ANY of those Paths involve Richard?
While, we have several. For instance: Path: Get Richard to kill UserZero, Path: Get Richard to kill UserZero without gaining Omega+ rank, Path: Remove Richard from the battle for one turn, Path: Kill Richard, about a hundred paths that specifically target Richard, and several hundred Paths that supposedly work on any godmodder at any time. However, I suspect they have very low accuracy due to the Veil. Paths directly targeting a Godmodder won't work.
Narrow down that definition. What about Paths indirectly affecting Godmodders?
I still think those would be made inaccurate. Godmodders can likely beat Entities straight-up, after all.
More specifically: any Paths that would attract a Godmodder's attention and nothing more?
Scanning... None.
Great. We'll just have to improvise.
Wait, what is it you want to do?
I just sent you the details of it. In secret, of course. Godmodders can read our whole post to figure out our attack, so the less we give to them at the start of the attack, the more likely it is to succeed.
Okay then. Wow, this is going to be difficult to pull off. Especially because I would have literally had to build a bunch of stuff yesterday in order for it to work.
You did implement the Temporal Back-Order system, did you not?
Yes, but retcons like that lead to Paradoxes.
This is important enough.
Fine. But remember, we only have so many ways to contain Paradoxes. We can't deploy too many or bad things will happen.
You do realize that Descendants can't spawn Paradoxes anymore, right? Someone was smart enough to implement a backup system in case our systems fail.
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Entity Orders: Zerisek gets an energy point in Fastball Special? Is that even a move, Pionoplayer? It isn't a thing. Whatever, your call.
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Alamandra Vonn Pravus
Dungeon Spirit
Charges:
Poisunus Flower of Gluttony: 5/6
(Still I cannot spell poisunus.)
Alchemy
Shark Pellets && Balloons && Jar Full of Fat && Shotgun==
Bloating and Gluttony, Level ?, Charge 1/?
(Lots of gluttony going around.)
A massive shotgun covered in bloated human body parts and ashes. Embers float around it. When enemies are shot by this gun, they bloat up and become too fat to move. They will also suffer from intense stomach pain and usually their stomach or liver will burst. Enemies also will explode if shot many times.
|NULL[Er...
Maybe...
I should spawn an entity...
Hmm...
Not sure how...
Is there rules?
Hmm.]NULL|
[ENTITY] [AZ]French Frydra|Health ?/? Spawning 1/2 Turns
A hydra composed of millions of stale, moldy french fries.
PASSIVE: The more heat in the enviroment, the stronger it gets.
It attacks by spitting jets of molten frying oil and swiping at enemies with its head(s).
I spin around in circles, eating marshmellows and hoping Yuki will not become reattracted to me.
Kat: What are you doing? Spinning in circles and indulging in sweets when people around you are becoming injured and wounded?
JUICEB0X: Do you think I really care about others? I'm a robot. Well, of course I care about you and Seer, but otherwise humans can die and I won't care. Now, if you'll excuse me, I, as a robot am trying to eat marshmellows. Good day.
INVENToRY
Fancy Mirror: Ready! (But useless.)
Poisunus Flower of Gluttony: 5/6
(Still I cannot spell poisunus.)
Alchemy
Shark Pellets && Balloons && Jar Full of Fat && Shotgun==
Bloating and Gluttony, Level ?, Charge 1/?
(Lots of gluttony going around.)
A massive shotgun covered in bloated human body parts and ashes. Embers float around it. When enemies are shot by this gun, they bloat up and become too fat to move. They will also suffer from intense stomach pain and usually their stomach or liver will burst. Enemies also will explode if shot many times.
|NULL[Er...
Maybe...
I should spawn an entity...
Hmm...
Not sure how...
Is there rules?
Hmm.]NULL|
[ENTITY] [AZ]French Frydra|Health ?/? Spawning 1/2 Turns
A hydra composed of millions of stale, moldy french fries.
PASSIVE: The more heat in the enviroment, the stronger it gets.
It attacks by spitting jets of molten frying oil and swiping at enemies with its head(s).
I spin around in circles, eating marshmellows and hoping Yuki will not become reattracted to me.
Kat: What are you doing? Spinning in circles and indulging in sweets when people around you are becoming injured and wounded?
JUICEB0X: Do you think I really care about others? I'm a robot. Well, of course I care about you and Seer, but otherwise humans can die and I won't care. Now, if you'll excuse me, I, as a robot am trying to eat marshmellows. Good day.
INVENToRY
Fancy Mirror: Ready! (But useless.)
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JOEbob
Terrarian
23/25 Leg. Armor [|||||||||||||||||||||||] can i change this to a 50 post charge, or do i have to make a new one?
12/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
2/10 perceptual shift
gold-trimed silverwood armor && Node-infused Glass Armor = Wandbody Armor Level 8: 5/5, done
Ouroboros Knife && the beyond (if i can still alchemise with it. IFF i can't then Ouroboros Knife && ircuvichi && tome explaining the powers and limits of Game masters)= ???, 2/?.
i think there might be an 'get equivilant' function, or a get opposite one, if so i want to use one on Ouroboros Knife. i think someone said it was Ouroboros Knife /\/ ?
EDIT: wait, can you take an alchemy this turn too? if so, i take another.
12/25 Mystic crystal [|||||||||||||||||||||||||]
2/10 perceptual shift
gold-trimed silverwood armor && Node-infused Glass Armor = Wandbody Armor Level 8: 5/5, done
Ouroboros Knife && the beyond (if i can still alchemise with it. IFF i can't then Ouroboros Knife && ircuvichi && tome explaining the powers and limits of Game masters)= ???, 2/?.
i think there might be an 'get equivilant' function, or a get opposite one, if so i want to use one on Ouroboros Knife. i think someone said it was Ouroboros Knife /\/ ?
EDIT: wait, can you take an alchemy this turn too? if so, i take another.
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Helldivercommand
Terrarian
I fire the meme-gun (Youse-A shotgun) at the beaver after pilfering another present from the stocking.
Charges
16/50 helldiver squad
16/50 F.O.B.
R&D (alchemies)
6/11 = Lord Kitchener the AI.
2/3 = dedsec-grade hacking tool.
2/3 = General Patton the AI.
Charges
16/50 helldiver squad
16/50 F.O.B.
R&D (alchemies)
6/11 = Lord Kitchener the AI.
2/3 = dedsec-grade hacking tool.
2/3 = General Patton the AI.
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