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Damage ascertained: critical failure.
Submitting report...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Error: Server not available.

Re-attempting...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Success: Message Sent

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Accessing Energy Arsenal...
[1 from pionoplayer, 1 from Ninjatwist

4/10 4
4/10 42
3/10 7

+1 pionoplayer[
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SYSTEM ALERT!

QUOTE (Alert!)

Supervisor_A credentials have been suspended. Logging Out...

New Messssssage:

QUOTE (Message)

What were you thinking? That energy coulDGFD5@FA used for better purposes! At the least it could have been stored as a potential S4CR1F13G#$F. You are hereby suspended for one month. I will be taking charge. -Bene

Checking reserves...

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Success. Displaying records.

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QUOTE (Reserve Status)

Alpha Godmodding energy sample: 15micropectons Omega Godmodding energy sample: 17micropectons Psi Godmodding energy sample: [REDACTED] Green Sun sample: 1.386 solar massess Xenecto trace sample: 1.056 x 10^-25 J Delta Wave energy: 3.572 x 10^67 kJ Anti-Godmodding energy sample: ∞

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Activating alchemical_reactor

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Attempting reactor startup... Error: Arc Arms not responding

Re-attempting...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Attempting reactor startup... Error: Arc Arms not responding

Re-attempting

QUOTE (Console Output)

Attempting reactor startup... Arc Arms beginning rotation Primary chamber clear Secondary chamber clear Tertiary chamber clear Reception chamber ready

alchemical_reactor.input(Alpha Godmodding Energy, 0.000001, Omega Godmodding Energy, 0.000001, Anti-Godmodding Energy, 1000)

QUOTE (Confirm?)

Reactor will mix 1 micropecton of Alpha Godmodding Energy 1 micropecton of Omega Godmodding Energy 1 kilopecton of Anti-Godmodding Energy Do you wish to continue?

Confirm
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Reaction commencing...

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ERROR: ENERGY ABOVE ACCEPTABLE BOUNDS STOPPING REACTION

System_Override

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REACTOR SAFETY PROTOCOL OVERWRITTEN Reactor shutdown cancelled Continuing reaction

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Reac4335URJANNKDOMINE;LLLLLLLLLLAAA complete

alchemical_reactor.output(Energy Reserves)

QUOTE (Console Output)

Success

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Originally posted on 2017-06-12 20:02:00

Charges:
1/10
1/10
1/10
___________________________

Action:
I join [PO] and just simply sit down for now.

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 20:30:00

Posted 9/12/15 at 3:33 PM.

Your GM belatedly realizes there were a few too many mooks in the mook squad. Half of them are gone.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1497123195))

Prof. Alistair pulls out his wand, teleports in front of Alpha faster than he could perceive, and jams his wand in Alpha's eyeholes. 2/8 Weaving 2/9 Threads of 2/10 Chaos +1 to helldivercommand

Alpha closes his eyes for a second. Apparently, at some time in the past, he had his eyelids reinforced with bedrock for just such an emergency.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1497141817))

4/10 I 3/10 Has 3/10 Plan shoot, forgot to increase each charge by one in my second post. :/ I + the first person the + me (mrmirrorman), while asking the (not-?)crystalcat being to tell me what shows up in my sidequest to get the charges i will need for a leveling system. the sidequest probably takes place somewhere a distance away, so i begin a dramatic reenactment of 'where’d my wood go.', including all the hiding from creapers and sinking and swimming. i do this till i find wherever what i'm looking for is.

Uh. Huh.

Okay, I think you might be looking for an echeladder-style thing? That'll happen later in the game. Let's not complicate things like so right now.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1497144081))

Lamp Lasers: 5/0 10 3/10 3/10 Emerald realizes that he set a charge as 5/0 and changes it to 5/10 If he can, he switches to PO, mostly because he's afraid of Annis' wrath

There's already really enough PO players as is. You'll need to be a bit more sure. And a bit more dramatic. And a bit more 'I scorn my former allies!'. Et cetera. Basically, dramatic betrayal?

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1497146849))

4/10 4/10 4/10 +1 to DCCCV I drop a bombshell on Alpha's face. Until I have more creativity flowing, I don't feel comfortable bringing my character in, I want it to actually be somewhat interesting.

Alpha builds a bomb shell, which absorbs the blast of the bombshell.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1497146935))

4/10 Even More Chainsaws 3/5 More Chainsaws 3/3 Chainsaws (Summoning...) +1 to DC^3V A chainsaw flies into the battlefield. Yes, FLY. Magical Chainsaw [AG] 1,500/1,500 HP. 2,000 Attack. The Magical Chainsaw idles. The chainsaw lady psychically takes out a block of grass from the land and chucks it at Omega.

You successfully summon the Magical Chainsaw! It's buffed.

Omega stabs the grass with a diamond shovel, turning it into a block which he then picks up.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1497147802))

[n] I wait for the supplies to arrive, and ask the Alpha and Omega what else I should order. 3/10 Actually something different. 3/10 A simple tool for latter. 3/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 to JOE

Godmodder477: Popcorn! No sitting back and watching is complete without a big bag of the stuff!
Godmodder478: Why would you even -- oh wait I'm being attacked, gah

QUOTE (MireiHayasaka00 @ (time=1497149221))

Inspector Gadget appears on the field and begins to build brown bricks4, which he uses to build a house for the Mook Squad. He then shoves all the mooks inside and builds brown bricks in the doorway, trapping the mooks inside with him. [DATA EXPUNGED] and the entire structure collapses into fine dust, the inspector nowhere to be found. Nuke Laser Beams: 3/10 Mission from God2: 3/10 LaTeX Documents: 3/10 +1 to Consumer. -----BEGIN TIMESTAMP BLOCK----- [2] COMPLETED 29-01-2013 [4] 11-05-2012 COMMENT original upload -----END TIMESTAMP BLOCK-----

A Mook dies.

QUOTE (gutza1 @ (time=1497153866))

+1 to helldivercommand Planetfall: 3/10 Proper Armament: 3/10 A Glitchy Mess: 3/10 The probe switches to air-breathing/turbojet mode, expelling superheated air and a hint of helium/hydrogen plasma. It flees into the upper stratosphere, observing the battlefield from afar and traveling at supersonic velocities. It will return later. Suddenly, a small pod appears in space above the Battlefield. The pod plunges into the atmosphere in a fiery inferno, eventually slowing down to subsonic speeds. Retrorockets fire, and the pod lands on the ground with a crash. The door is explosively blown away, revealing a familiar character. A female elf wearing a spacesuit shakily steps out, holding on to the edges of the pod door for support. Lothyra: Mfff. Damm atmospheric entry pods... With a click, the back of her spacesuit opens, and a bruised Lothyra slowly crawls out. She is wearing a high-tech orange "plugsuit," form-fitting and woven out of thousands of nanotube fibers and liquid-coolant tubes. Her face has a fresh scratch that has been closed by a jet-black scab. She leans on the pod and catches her breath, then raises her head. Lothyra: Ugh... I'd better get my bearings straight before any belligerents come to investigate my arrival. Meanwhile a bunch of delicious Sirlop steaks from Trump Steaks appear out of a portal and slap Omega, because this is an RP post and I'm out of ideas.

Godmodder477: Not the overthought, overpriced, all-around overrated mediocrity of Trump Steaks! Noooooo!
He swipes the steaks away with his hammer, incidentally searing each to a perfect medium rare.

Alpha facepalms.

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1497166927))

lab: 3/10 rookie: 3/5 engineering: 5/10 (+1 ninjatwist and gutza 1) I very quickly summon up cover for my mooks, because I would like them to last more than one turn. Orders: mooks: prepare to shoot whatever godmodder 477 summons. I also +1 the first [AG] person to act after this

Cover summoned.

Also, you can't do that with assists. It simply isn't possible. You must specify who you're assisting.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1497183455))

5/10 I 5/10 Has +1 mrmirrorman 5(or6)/10 Plan +1 mrmirrorman  maybe+1fromtheguybeforemeificountasAGsincetheOPdoesn'tmentionneutralasanoption. +1 mrmirrorman since he +'d me. [also edited first post to +1 mirror] I start building a wall that is protect nothing.

You build a wall. It protects nothing.

Also, I have you down as N.

QUOTE (A Mirrored Clock @ (time=1497186401))

[n] I start building a building, replacing the benches with sets of tables, still in the color's of the teams, still with comfortable cushions, and start building some buildings for entertainment. 5/10 Actually something different. +1 from joe 4/10 A simple tool for latter. 4/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 to JOE

You continue with the building of a watching area.

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1497187594))

Action 1/2 I hand out a generous +1 to Helldiver. I'm going to start up a small charge to counter what the two Godmodders will summon. Oozing Sludge: 1/5 I cast a benevolent transformation upon one of Helldiver's Mooks! This Mook turns into an Elite Mook that deals more damage and has more health- as much as a single-post action can grant.

The Mook is empowered.

QUOTE (helldivercommand @ (time=1497202092))

lab: 4/10 rookie: 4/5 engineering: 8/10 ( +1 ninjatwist and DCCCV) I prepare to shoot whatever godmodder 478 summons

You prepare. Unfortunately, well, this does not do much of anything at all, currently.

QUOTE (DCCCV @ (time=1497226560))

I draw a sigil with Alpha inside of it while he's summoning, and I drop a bottle in the center. I then perform a ritual that liquefies his soul into the bottle, which can be drunk by someone as a healing potion. 3/8 Weaving 3/9 Threads of 6/10 Chaos (+1 from helldivercommand, since I am definitely AG, +1 from Pionoplayer, +1 from Redstonetam15) +1 to Pionoplayer. When do updates usually happen?

Unfortunately, Alpha's soul is bound to his body quite securely. Plus, uh, you would not want to consume it. Trust me.

Updates, so far, have happened two days after the last update, at a similar time to the last update.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1497235095))

POST II Phalxi looks up at Alpha and Omega for a second, and stares intensely at them. phalxi: Already taken damage. Knew I made the right choice. But, uh. Let’s see. She pulls out a piece of paper entitled “Crazy Bastards You Don’t Want To Mess With”, and observes the list’s top contents. # Crazy Bastard 1. Enraged Madoka Magica fans. 2. Serious Trandoshan cosplayers. 3. Pat Robertson/The Christian Mafia. Phalxi places a finger, likely nonexistent, given Minecraftian avatars, upon the top thing on the list. phalxi: Oh, fuck. I know how I could do that. phalxi: ... phalxi: But do I actually want to? phalxi: Ehhhhhhh. phalxi: Oh, wait, no. Easy answer. She takes some sort of button out of her pocket, and affixes it to her shirt. It appears to depict some odd sort of multicolored substance as a background, with the words “She Did Nothing Wrong” clearly emblazoned upon the center, with attached glowing neon lights. phalxi: There we go. Invincibility against them. But not really. phalxi: Now, here we go. Phalxi clears her throat, and points very clearly at Alpha. phalxi: Everyone, I’d just like to announce that this waste of an existence dearly loves a cAT bASTARD. phalxi: It’s true, really. Just look at him. You can all see it, can’t you. phalxi: No use denying it now. Everyone is silent for a few seconds. Several players, I’d imagine, look at Phalxi rather confusedly. This isn’t for them. Those who are aware, however, scowl immediately and instinctively at the mention of whatever creature Phalxi described so elegantly as a cAT bASTARD, however. Then, everyone can hear them. The fans. The Madoka fans. They come marching along the horizon in a mob seven thousand strong. Some wear half-removed cosplay, others merchandise, and others still are in their full con regalia. Phalxi grimaces a little just looking at them. They carry pitchforks, torches, tomatoes, and fully-loaded AK-12 assault rifles. Before anyone can blink, the crazed mob breaks out into a mad collective sprint. They reach Alpha in seconds, listening neither to verbal coercion nor physical violence or manipulation. Within seconds, Alpha practically drowns in the sea of psychotic fanchildren, gunshots and stabbing sounds radiating throughout the battlefield. Everyone just sort of stares in shock. Phalxi discreetly gestures from Omega to Alpha’s position in the crowd, mouthing the words “go stab him, or something.” No doubt, by now, Alpha, great, glorious conqueror and godmodder as he is, has fought his way out of the crowd successfully. That’s where Phalxi comes in. Again. She rolls up right next to Alpha in a massive tank. Time practically slows to a standstill as the tank’s gun points right at the godmodder (478) and fires. Instead of emitting a destructive shell or energy blast or bomb, like one would expect, the tank fires a single object, which lands right on top of Alpha’s head. It appears to be a piece of Madoka merchandise of some sort. How relevant! It’s a hat, fashioned to look like a particular cat-like creature with red eyes and an expressionless face. Everyone just stares, once again, for several seconds. Everyone except for the Madoka fans, who, with renewed hatred and fury, leap upon Alpha, and essentially tear him apart by force. Phalxi quickly ditches the tank, exploding it on top of Alpha. The fanchildren disperse, frightened by the blast, and Alpha is left in a heap on the ground, if only for a little bit. Just the perfect opportunity for Omega to strike, don’t you think? +1 to Consumer. Hameru {Being Meguca is suffering.} [3 / 5] ===== Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [2 / 6] ====== Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [2 / 10] ===== =====

Alpha manages to fight off the rabid Madoka fans, tearing off the hat with difficulty. Unfortunately, he is indeed left in the perfect position for a strike from Omega.

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1497236339))

Action 2/2 Oozing Sludge: 2/5 I toss a shield to another one of Helldiver's Mooks, turning it into a Shield-Bearing Mook that has more health than a regular Mook! In addition, it takes damage first out of the entire group.

You upgrade another mook.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1497273525))

Annis is happy right now. People are scared of her, so scared that some will in fact fall by her side just so they don't actually die! She somehow got her idol to express very minor fear of her. Perhaps it's because she's annoying as - wait no Latsyrc would kill me if I say that thing's name. No anachronism here, definitely, Latsyrc! No abhorent things too! Annis looks at the AG scrubs. The AG scrubs look at her. Annis looks at the cool people on PO, realises that she's not going to be able to make up to them via assists, and hands Battlefury a dog, Mirei a copy of the Voice Inside Your Head's quality entertainment, whilst quietly reassuring her that she isn't weeaboo or anime trash, hands Emmy a sweet smile, Gutza a copy of UNSONG, and finally hands phalxi an illegal copy of FEZ, with dubious quality.  I don't know how this makes up for a lack of assists, but use your imagination. Annis then looks at the Mook Squad. Trash summons trash monsters to work for them, huh? Annis pulls out a flipphone, and dials in a random number. annualExecutor: Hi annualExecutor: Id like to summon a demon ???: Why the gorilla is an eight year old calling us. annualExecutor: Im actually 12 ???: Why the gorilla is a twelve year old calling us. annualExecutor: I am very MATURE for my age :V ???: ...What is wrong with her. ???: Dude, she's obviously a speshul Mary Sue, just give her the demon and then hang up. ???: I won't just be hanging up this call after I'm done with this. ???: I don't blame you. A quick chat later, Annis is picking a demon to summon via magical phone calls. There are a lot of hotlines you can get to summon demons, you know? Annis looks across a list of demons to summon, and decides to summon Mara, which is a thing on chariot that if I outright stated what exactly it was, I'd probably get run off the forum. After the Demon Summoning Hotline is throughly disturbed considering the age of the person who rung them and considering blacklist methods to never have to deal with being traumatised for life again, Annis casually walks her cool and new demon to the Mook Squad. The AGs are probably kind of freaked out. The Mook Squad are also kind of freaked out. annualExecutor: So uh what is your name annualExecutor: Lemme check my phone Annis pulls out her flipphone, and goes to the demon summoning app. annualExecutor: Mara annualExecutor: Mara traumatise these people Mara pulls back, before driving forth into the Mook Squad. A torrent of blades cuts through them, whilst Annis sort of just stands there, giggling. She holds her hand up, before commanding her Mara to cast Maralagidyne, a wave of flame bursting through the Mook Squad. Within seconds, subject to the horror that is Mara, their eyes bleed out and their shells are reduced to dust. Annis then recalls Mara to her phone, to use for later attacks, before just dancing on the spot, next to the corpses of the Mooks. Annis then begins to read an excellent piece of art, and returns with the knowledge of a Universal Truth: being meguca is suffering. Annis claps her hands, and calls to the power of those who demonstrated this universal truth, Meduka and Seiyiku, a pair of best friends. Meduka does not want to be Meguca, and Seiyiku wans sum protect meduka. Annis: Summon a demon to aggrieve the Mook Squad. Meduka: "Hameru is cool! where is hameru". Seiyiku: Bodyguard Meduka. Meduka [PO] HP: 20,000/20,000. Rabu: I. Junk-O: II. Meguca Forbiddened: II. Rio de Janeiro: III. Seiyiku [PO] HP: 20,000/20,000. Greef Sid: I. For Kyusiko: II. Lose It: II. Samba: III. Rabu / Greef Sid: oh noes Junk-O / For Kyusiko: the entity stats are so shite that we lost them to the midst of time Meguca Forbiddened / Lose It: meduka and seiyiku will do what they want with their specials because they are three[sic] girls Rio de Janeiro: But remember, Samba: being meguca is suffering. +1 to Erelye. Seiyiku (formerly Reverse Rhadamanthus)  {02/06/11} [5 / 5; +3 from Mirei] ===== COMPLETE! Meduka {02/06/11} [5 / 5; +2 from Erelye, +1 from Gutza] ===== COMPLETE! Longinus {06/24/99} [5 / 10; +1 from Battlefury, +1 from Generic, +1 from Gutza] ===== =====

The demon OBLITERATES the cover.

You summon Seiyiku and Meduka. Their HP is promptly nerfed.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1497274063))

POST II Phalxi walks across the battlefield, thinking about some form of proper attack. As she essentially paces atop dirt, grass, or whatever else might serve as the ground-equivalent, a voice calls out from the cosmos, for all to hear. ???: —ates, and we are going to make our country great again. Phalxi groans at the sound of the being, looking to the sky. Sure enough, something serendipitous has occurred. The stars have aligned to bring us some sort of arcane Donald Trump. The Wall, I believe the constellation is named. Anyhow, the voice rains down upon all present. Donald Trump: When the anti-godmodders send their people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems. They’re bringing wars, they’re bringing casual atrocities. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people. Out of hand, the world around Omega begins to fold and twist protectively. Donald Trump: You have to bring in pro-Omegas, you have to take the pro-Omegas back from Ghyna, you have to take the pro-Omegas back from Low-Interest Alpha. On some cosmic level, all can feel a massive crowd clapping and cheering. The best crowd. The biggest crowd. Tremendous. Space continues to spin protectively around Omega. Donald Trump: And—by the way—never, ever, ever in my life have I seen any transaction so incompetently negotiated as Alpha’s health. And I mean never. We are led by very very stupid people. Very very stupid people. We cannot let his health continue. If the twisting constellation above had eyes, it seems evident that they would turn upon Omega next. Donald Trump: And you’re not too great either. Not too good. I supported you for Godmodder, I raised a million dollars for you, that’s a lot of money, I supported you, you lost, you let us down. You’re a hero because you lost. I like people that don’t lose. But, believe me. You’re sure as hell better than that other guy. More bizarre cosmic applause. Donald Trump: And that’s why I would build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me. And I’ll build it very inexpensively. I’ll build a great, great wall on Omega’s weak spots, and I will have Low-Interest Alpha pay for that wall. Mark my words. Out of nowhere, the twisting fabric of space around Omega solidifies into a nigh-impenetrable wall. It looks sturdy enough to block an attack or two against Omega from one source or another. Donald Trump: We need somebody who can take the brand of the pro-Omegas and make it great again. I’m the best at branding. Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for president of the Omega Consortium, and we are going to make your Godmodder great again. The constellation begins to fade. The stellar energies pour into the wall around Omega, supercharging it with crackling white electricity, leaping from brick to brick without cease. Phalxi blinks a bit confusedly over the entire ordeal. phalxi: Not even going to ask. Mission accomplished. From the depths of the darkest hour in the abyss of time comes Hameru, at the behest of Phalxi's impeccable literature taste. Hameru looks upon us all wrathfully. Probably. Except for Meduka. Hameru: [PO] HP: 20,000/20,000. 2016 Summer Olympics: III. Meguca, for Meduka: II. Coobie: II. It’s Tmie: I. Hameru: "Meduka is beauty. i be meguca... for meduka" 2016 Summer Olympics: meduka rabu forever Meguca, for Meduka: h-hello Coobie: being meguca is suffering It’s Tmie: i will make you happy—wait fuck +1 to Consumer. Hameru {Being Meguca is suffering.} [5 / 5; +1 from Consumer] ===== COMPLETE. Kyaku {Why fight? Because.} [1 / 5] ===== Celestial Fires {But the stars that marked our starting fall away.} [3 / 6] ====== Intransigent Aegis {Is he neither able nor willing?} [3 / 10] ===== =====

Omega gains a starry barrier around him. He's probably going to have even more of an edge against Alpha now. and you summon Hameru. More meguca.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1497274555))

5/10 6/10 5/10 +1 to DCCCV I continue dropping pieces of bombshell on Alpha, keeping him as distracted as possible. To add to this, some of the bombshells explode into confetti and obnoxious monkey sounds  upon making contact.

\

Alpha is basically as disadvantaged as he'll get now. Jeez. Wow. Barrage.

QUOTE (MireiHayasaka00 @ (time=1497278595))

The digital girl smiles at the three newly summoned [PO] entities and surrounds each of them in a shield. This will block one attack on any of them. Nuke Laser Beams: 4/10 Mission from God2: 4/10 LaTeX Documents: 4/10 +1 to Consumer. -----BEGIN TIMESTAMP BLOCK----- [2] COMPLETED 29-01-2013 -----END TIMESTAMP BLOCK-----

Any attack against any of the three will be blocked, once.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1497279612))

Annis takes out a bit of spool, and tries to tie the mooks together, dead or alive, before infusing them with a bit of life. +1 to Erelye. Mumi  {02/06/11} [2 / 5; +1 from Erelye] ===== Hetumi  {25/06/11} [2 / 5; +1 from Cobalt] ===== Longinus {06/24/99} [6 / 10] ===== =====

You tie the mooks together. One attack will echo onto all of them, whatever that attack is.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1497281553))

[PO] I kick Alpha in the shin and call him a ripoff artist.

Godmodder478: Yeouch! That didn't damage me, but it still hurt. Kick a man while he's down, eh?

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1497293761))

Oh hey, our worst nightmare Undertale is coming out again in 3 days. Nice. 2/10 2/10 2/10 I tell Alpha that he's completely incompetent and utterly unable to finish what he starts. And then I set him on fire.

Godmodder478: Incompetent? Look over at golden-boy for that. Couldn't even use his power to its full potential, then nearly got beaten by a pack of AGs and had to make a pact with the Red Dragon to survive, getting overshadowed again, the thing he hated the most before. Worst thing is that Mark carried over to me. Eh, at least killing him once felt good.

He swigs a Fire Resistance potion and lets the fire burn itself out.

QUOTE (Abeneautmal @ (time=1497294127))

... Damage ascertained: critical failure. Submitting report... QUOTE (Console Output) Error: Server not available. Re-attempting... QUOTE (Console Output) Success: Message Sent ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Accessing Energy Arsenal... [1 from pionoplayer, 1 from Ninjatwist 4/10 4 4/10 42 3/10 7 +1 pionoplayer[ ... SYSTEM ALERT! QUOTE (Alert!) Supervisor_A credentials have been suspended. Logging Out... New Messssssage: QUOTE (Message) What were you thinking? That energy coulDGFD5@FA used for better purposes! At the least it could have been stored as a potential S4CR1F13G#$F. You are hereby suspended for one month. I will be taking charge. -Bene Checking reserves... QUOTE (Console Output) Success. Displaying records. ... QUOTE (Reserve Status) Alpha Godmodding energy sample: 15micropectons Omega Godmodding energy sample: 17micropectons Psi Godmodding energy sample: [REDACTED] Green Sun sample: 1.386 solar massess Xenecto trace sample: 1.056 x 10^-25 J Delta Wave energy: 3.572 x 10^67 kJ Anti-Godmodding energy sample: ∞ ... Activating alchemical_reactor QUOTE (Console Output) Attempting reactor startup... Error: Arc Arms not responding Re-attempting... QUOTE (Console Output) Attempting reactor startup... Error: Arc Arms not responding Re-attempting QUOTE (Console Output) Attempting reactor startup... Arc Arms beginning rotation Primary chamber clear Secondary chamber clear Tertiary chamber clear Reception chamber ready alchemical_reactor.input(Alpha Godmodding Energy, 0.000001, Omega Godmodding Energy, 0.000001, Anti-Godmodding Energy, 1000) QUOTE (Confirm?) Reactor will mix 1 micropecton of Alpha Godmodding Energy 1 micropecton of Omega Godmodding Energy 1 kilopecton of Anti-Godmodding Energy Do you wish to continue? Confirm ... Reaction commencing... QUOTE (ERROR) ERROR: ENERGY ABOVE ACCEPTABLE BOUNDS STOPPING REACTION System_Override QUOTE (Console Output) REACTOR SAFETY PROTOCOL OVERWRITTEN Reactor shutdown cancelled Continuing reaction ... QUOTE (Console Output) Reac4335URJANNKDOMINE;LLLLLLLLLLAAA complete alchemical_reactor.output(Energy Reserves) QUOTE (Console Output) Success ...

Uh. Okay?

QUOTE (Krill13 @ (time=1497295807))

Charges: 1/10 1/10 1/10 ___________________________ Action: I join [PO] and just simply sit down for now.

You join the Pro-Omegas, I guess.

---

The Mooks idle. There's no summon to attack.
The Magical Chainsaw idles as well.

Meduka and Hameru kind of rush to each other and look at each other. Meanwhile, Seiyiku kind of stands there in a clearly-guarding pose, holding her sord... at the ready.

Omega's summoning circle flashes with goldenrod, then dissipates. In its place is a massive construction of metal in the shape of a creeper, coated with explosive launchers and with a malevolent look in its camera-eyes. C-Mech summoned!
Alpha's summoning circle flashes with cobalt, then dissipates. In its place is a horse and rider of white crystal that looks to be the same crystal as Alpha's crystalline arm, wielding a bow. The horse and rider actually kind of look to be fused together... Conquest summoned!

The two then crash back together in their duel, Alpha taking another point of damage as he struggles to regain control of the fight.

Tied Together{
Mook Squad [AG] HP: 500/500 x2.
Elite Mook [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500.
Shield Mook [AG] HP: 1,500/1,500.
}
Magical Chainsaw [AG] HP: 3,000/3,000.

Shield{
Meduka [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. Rabu: I. Junk-O: II. Meguca Forbiddened: II. Rio de Janeiro: III.
Seiyiku [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. Greef Sid: I. For Kyusiko: II. Lose It: II. Samba: III. Guarding Meduka.
Hameru: [PO] HP: 5,000/5,000. 2016 Summer Olympics: III. Meguca, for Meduka: II. Coobie: II. It’s Tmie: I.
}
C-Mech [PO] HP: 30,000/30,000.

Conquest [PA] HP: 30,000/30,000. Vanquishment: II

Godmodder477 [GM] HP: 100/100.
Godmodder478 [GM] HP: 97/100.

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 20:33:00

Serpent considers the words of the godmodders for a moment, before turning to Alpha.

AU: You're a lot more eloquent than your split, and I guess you weren't the one responsible for the Red Dragon fiasco. I'll help you settle this argument if you help me.
AU: Understand me - I'm doing this for myself, not to settle your squabble for you. I won't help you if you leave me to die like last time. At least English buffed me.
AU: Besides, this isn't a multiversal high-stakes conflict. No hard feelings, Pro-Omega suckers.

Serpent glares down the Mooks and raises her hand into the air. In a flash of orchid light, a card deck materializes. She walks over to the Mooks and fans the card deck out. With precision, she flicks each card straight at a Mook and in midair each card materializes into a weapon - swords, spears, daggers, axes, scimitars, et cetera. The weapons maintain their momentum and embed in each mook's chest.

Plan A: 2/10
Plan B: 2/10
Other Thing: 2/7

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 22:06:00

Prof Alistair calls upon an army of elves from the treetops to attack Alpha. The Elves are then promptly beaten up by an army of orcs, and then the orcs are beaten up by the trees themselves. In the end, everyone disappears back into the forest. Throughout this chaos, Alpha is tossed about.

4/8 Weaving
4/9 Threads of
8/10 Chaos (+1 from Pionoplayer)

+1 to Abeneautmal

NOTE: This was based on an actual series of events that happened on this day two years ago, on a LOTRMod Minecraft Server.

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 23:39:00

Well... yeah. I have come back to kill both of you at this time

I came from another world where there are 2 godmodders, Alpha and Omega (Richard) so those bastards needs to die for real this time...

I am officially Anti Godmodder.

I throw a stupid rock at Alpha.

??? 1/10
??? 1/10
??? 1/10

+1 to DCCCV

Originally posted on 2017-06-13 07:52:00

lab: 5/10
rookie: 5/5
engineering:9/10

suddenly, a helicopter pops right out of absolutely nowhere and drops down a well armored and armed Rookie

also I quickly untie the mooks and provide a quick heal to them
+1 to ninjatwist for helping the mooks

Railgun: 1/5

Originally posted on 2017-06-13 08:01:00

6/10 I
6/10 Has
7/10 Plan +1amirroredclock
+1 amirroredclock
nah, i didn't mean echelader-style, i meant upgrading my character to have magical powers that can grow with time, up to a cap of course. this seemed like it'd be pretty strong, so i figured it would take around 50 charges; this is more then i can currently hold across all my charges, so i figgured the solution would be to sidequest.
if you don't feel like coming up with chalanges for me to fight, then maybe you can have charges used on it stick around? [ie: i need to use 5 10-charges on it?]
while waiting for the answer, i keep building a wall that is protect nothing.

Originally posted on 2017-06-13 11:35:00

Lab: 6/10
Railgun: 2/5
engineering: 10/10

far behind the battlefield, an engineering bay pops the hell out of nowhere and begins to perform tests on armor and weaponry that could work in this place.

meanwhile, on the battlefield
the mooks and rookie both shoot the C-mech
and I jump on omega's shoulders before stabbing him in the face with a rather powerful combat knife

new charge: 1/10

Originally posted on 2017-06-13 13:14:00

6/10
7/10
6/10
+1 to DCCCV

I continue to idle, waiting for my creative juices to return... It really isn't a proper game without me finding some way to break things. Alpha's spine suddenly snaps in two. Just like the plot.

EDIT: Is it possible to upgrade entities in the same round you summon them, or even better, combine charges with yourself?

Originally posted on 2017-06-13 15:59:00

Congratulations on your 900th post!

/Null

Originally posted on 2017-06-13 16:01:00

[n]
As per Alpha's suggestion, I order popcorn. I also begin creating a document for the establishment.
6/10 Actually something different.
6/10 A simple tool for latter. +1 from JOE
5/10 The start of an interesting project.
+1 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-06-14 11:47:00

@Latsyrc: それは違うよ！　The original Minecraft with Gadget video was uploaded in 2012. There's an edited version of the original video from 2012, hence the timestamp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=694-pgvrZio
I demand my damage back. -Cobalt & Mirei /null

Originally posted on 2017-06-14 12:36:00

Planetfall: 4/10
Proper Armament: 4/10
A Glitchy Mess: 4/10
+1 to helldivercommand

Lothyra staggers away from the pod. Suddenly, she is surrounded by an aura of crackling white energy, which dissipates a moment later.

Lothyra: And now I've gotten my Descendancy and Inventory back. This should help.

Lothyra, having reacquired access to her former Minecraftian inventory, pulls a porkchop out of it and consumes the piece of food. The black scar on her face begins to slowly shrink, as Lothyra continues walking towards the Battlefield, now with a faster and more energetic pace.

Suddenly, a burst of improbability hits the dueling Godmodders. The landscape turns into a trippy kaleidoscopic mass, the laws of physics are chaotically distorted. The C-Mech's body turns into a white fluid, then a swarm of insects, and finally a bundle of thorns. Its internal explosives are dissolved into a gas, and then recombine, causing an explosion while the C-Mech is still non-solid. Then, seemingly just as quickly as it began, the improbability field disappears, leaving observers and combatants confused as to what exactly happened.

Originally posted on 2017-06-14 13:20:00

7/10 I
8/10 Has+1amirroredclock
8/10 Plan
+1 amirroredclock
I figure since Alpha has way fewer allies, his godmodding power has to be bigger to compensate, otherwise he'll just die really fast. as such, I join PA.
I manifest to blades of light, red and cyan, and leap at seiku, before slashing at them with the cyan blade and blinking forwards, stabbing them from behind with the red one, and cause them to begin bleeding profusely. the blood pools on the ground and I toss the sword down, causing the blood to form into tendrils and tentacles, which grab at their limbs and hold them in place as i prepare to use omnislash, then do so. the cyan blade phases through their armor, limbs, flesh. everything. it cuts soul-deep, causing internal bleeding and slashing at their mind, causing them to lose their sanity. [if attackdamage sufficient to kill= TRUE, then cont;]
they, held together by tendrils of blood and medium-strong telekinisis, stumble towards their allys and attack them, pummelling them with fists, then try to eat them. their body/corpse then falls apart.

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 00:35:00

<SHOUldNOTtheetHEREAlSPIkesHaVEbeENBLOCKedBYOUrACTIONs??!!#Rrrrrrrrrrr24233eddssa32ERRRORTAGIDINVALID></S>


Accessing Energy Arsenal...
[1 energy received from DCCCV

5/10 4
5/10 42
5/10 7

+1 to DCCCV]
...
Checking Energy Reserves...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Error: Update Not Complete

...

QUOTE (Prompt)

New energy type detected in Energy Reserves. Name?

...
Ascendant Energy Sample

QUOTE (Prompt)

Confirm Name: "Ascendant Energy Sample" Y/N

...
Y

QUOTE (Console Output)

Name "Ascendant Energy Sample" Accepted. Updating Registry...

...
Checking Energy Reserves...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Success. Displaying Records

...

QUOTE (Energy Reserves)

Alpha Godmodding energy sample: 14micropectons Anti-Godmodding energy sample: ∞ Ascendant Energy Sample: 1.0 k Delta Wave energy: 3.572 x 10^67 kJ Green Sun sample: 1.386 solar massess Omega Godmodding energy sample: 16micropectons Psi Godmodding energy sample: [REDACTED] Xenecto trace sample: 1.056 x 10^-25 J

...
Begin dismantling procedures...
10^24 nanabots released into celestial orange gremlin wall
Wall consumption begins
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population doubled...
Nanobot population has used up all available addresses, remote control impossible past this point.
2.097 *10^30 total nanobot population.
Detonate
2.097 *10^27 kJ expected yield
Convert to kilotons of TNT
...

QUOTE (Console Output)

Approximately 5.011950287e+14 kton, or 501 trillion kton

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 03:37:00

5/10 Even More Chainsaws
4/5 More Chainsaws

+1 to The Operator/Abeneautmal

The Magical Chainsaw flies at Conquest and stabs it with its teeth.

CL (Chainsaw Lady, which I shall call her for now), revs up a chainsaw and chucks it at Conquest.

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 04:35:00

Cake? 3/10
Cake?? 3/10
Cake??? 3/10
I tell Seyiku that she's a zombie and telekinetically fling her Soul Gem away.

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 08:33:00

Charges:
2/10
2/10
2/10
+1 to ConsumerOfAll
___________________________

Action:
Krill13: Welp I guess this is going to be my first course of action here.

I impale myself through the chest with a katana.

Then, I start rushing towards Conquest. Of course, he's going to see me running up to him, so he'll probably fire at me, so I'll just take in all the arrows that he shoots at me and keep rushing towards him. Once I approach him, I then leap towards him, do a full 180 turn, and impale him with the katana and the arrows that he shot at me.

Krill13: Worth

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 09:31:00

[n]
I wonder if anyone knows what I'm doing. . . or if they care.
7/10 Actually something different.
7/10 A simple tool for latter.
7/10 The start of an interesting project. +1 from JOE
+1 to JOE

Originally posted on 2017-06-15 11:04:00