How the fuck did Con Air join this before me.

Ahem... I am about to break your minsd in haf! Beehold!

this is a shitpost
M e t a

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 06:01:00

I reveal the godmodder is a living shitpost, then tennis post

4/5 first SS wave

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 11:13:00

Totally Legit Summer Camp: 5/5 (+2 from Battlefury/Goebbels)
Blitzkreig: 2/10 (+1 from Battlefury/Goebbels)
+3 to Battlefury/Goebbels

Adolf Hitler triumphantly celebrates as his Totally Legit Summer Camp, or TLSC for acronym, is completed. It is truly a magnificent place, full to the brim with all sorts of lovely decorations like barbed wire and guard towers to keep out evil bad people. Just, uh, careful if you go to use the showers. There seems to have been a miscommunication between the plumber and the people who installed the gas pipeline. Don't worry, it's probably harmless.

Anyway, now it is time to commence with showing off the features of the TLSC. As gratitude to Goebbels, Hitler decides to accept his request, nominating Goebbels the Campfuhrer of the TLSC. Truly, this shall be a wondrous and fun time for all involved!

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 11:23:00

I suddenly burst from the shadows and perform a SURPRISE ATTACK! I land a sucker punch on the Godmodder during my entrance.

"Glad to be back!"

If anyone could let me know how many posts we can pull off per turn, please do!

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 13:20:00

4/50 zombox trainnnin foclity
2/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 AWSOMESZZZZ
4/4 altimot artfoct +2
2/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
I +2 everyone with a calculator
altimot artfoct mkes me killablle but also mkases me hvae a +99 every turn until i diez. it also reduces my health bye 1 eachhe turn.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 14:35:00

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Femaledogmodder, you rude, rude, man! That was my computer! I use a weak form of Computergeddon and godmod back up a new one, and then don't search anything because I don't feel like fulfilling my "get killed by the Godmodder" quota every turn! Only, I do, so I pick up a dirt block, and create a quick, terrible, wayback machine, using shite energies. I then upload the GameFAQs to the wayback machine, and give everyone a copy. I then don't bother to check it, and think about how dead I am.

Anyway, I decide to take a quick break from attacking, to realise that the Supreme Overlard is on very, very, low health. This is bad. This is a very, very, bad, thing, that I must fix. If only there was a way I could give data to my friend Bang over here in addition to proving myself worthy of bad godman powers. oh wait

I take my wayback machine, and hold it to the sky, before running a regex script, enhanced via shite energies. This changes the original entities to the Supreme Overlard.

QUOTE (lyrereaper)

...oh, I then also create a shield around the Supreme Overlard.

QUOTE (someone who never has and never will exist)

i am Guarding Supreme overlard and the supreme overlard Before i do that I Replaced my old Diamond Armor into my Brand new Shiny Soul Armor!

QUOTE (dios mio kek girl 5082)

I wrap some of my Barb Wire *with a no pain to the wearer potion* on the Supreme Overlard? Was it? This should protect it, because if any one trys to hit it, they will be bleeding their stubby little white hands off. Looking at you, Bad Godman.

The Supreme Overlard, is thus protected by a generic shield, someone who never has and never will exist but happens to be very good at protecting people, and some barbed wire. I then shield the Supreme Overlard myself, using grief and godmodding energies. see i too can put myself into attacks

those names are totally perfect what are you talking about

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4/10 eclipse
dreiton
4/20 cool and new zero
heresy and negative, sitting in a tree, kay eye ess ess eye enn gee
4/30 interlude ayin
tyger tyger burning bright in the forests of the night
what immortal hand or eye could create thy fearful symmetry
I help Engie (Blitzkreig: 3/10).

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 15:06:00

The figure in the door examines the massive carnage of crudposting that is this thread.
"The [REDACTED] is this."
He checks the gameFAQs: [X] Snakeeyes

And then he pulls out a briefcase with entirely too many locks on it.

The first thing that happens is that the massive weight and wall of text from the inside pops out and the massive wall of text slams into the Godmodder, dealing heavy damage to him.

The second thing that happens is the man from the door finishes unlatching the clasps on his briefcase, and it springs open, three things immediately fly out of it.
1/1: cheese expended!
1/1: GIMME A SHOVEL expended!
1/1: chicken pox expended!
I throw a cheese at one of the friendly entities, healing them up some.
I take the shovel, and then catch the chicken pox charge which gives me a shield, and using the two of them I begin an epic fight with the charging sickness, keeping it at bay so that the nice man from the door won't have his briefcase attacked. That would be a rude thing for a sickness to do, ruining the contents of people's briefcases.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 15:17:00

Hezetor.

Hezetor checks the Guide, section [4.2].
If this is not possible he checks the Guide in section [4.5].
If that is not possible as well then Hezetor = Hezetor.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 15:52:00

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I question things. Is the Femaledogmodder scared of the Godhead? How cool and new is the Godhead? Is Fiction a horrible place that we need to Make Nonexistent Again by opening the Gate, wait that answer is yes and I'll happily do so. Did the Femaledogmodder turn back into the Godmodder, it didn't say so? Is DTG0 on fire, is this game the best in the series, oh wait, more redundant questions? Why do I ask so many questions? Why is Hezetor Hezetor? Why are canidaePsiionic and Omnistrife Nazis? Why is Fiction such a horrible place? Why is DTG: Chaos so good? Why won't you let me gather information, Bad Godman? Is it because you are a bad person who hates us all, Mr. Bad Godman? That's why we have to kill you, right? We want to reach the Gate, I want to reach the Gate, the Scribe was right, me and the Scribe should become best friends and band together to get all the Curses and unleash the Gate on the world, I need to understand Metachronism, and Fiction needs to be Nonexistent Again.

I take these questions, and godmod up a funnel, generic godmodding style. I then turn this into essence of questioning, a tasty, healing, substance. I then force the Supreme Overlard to drink it all up. But wait, he's trying to lose weight, everyone says, before I am forcefully but only theoretically murdered for being a bad godperson! No, no, no, Spellmyname, I will not allow such a horrible fate to behold me. I theoretically respawn and use my godmodding skillz in a generic way, and peer into the Source Code of Reality, all 9 dimensions of it. I then decide to see if I can forcefully influence the 9th dimension, and realise that in Pionoland, Godmodding is High Reality Warping, Reality Warping that's deep into the system, but because godmodding is cool and new, you don't need massive amounts of effort.

I casually make it so that essence of questioning is retroactively a cool and new weight loss substance, better than any other diet because I am a godmodder / bad god person and I am cool and new and better than a lot of you I am not smug at all okay. The Supreme Overlard is healed, and loses weight. Isn't this wonderful!

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5/10 eclipse
"what did you just say to me, crusher? i'll have you know that i have 300 confirmed kills on munchkins like you" ~ adam mason
5/20 cool and new zero
strike back against the sun singing holy holy holy
5/30 interlude ayin
in what distant deeps or skies burnt the fire of thine eyes
on what wings dare he aspire on what hands dare seize the fire
I help Battlefury (first ss wave: 5/5).

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 16:18:00

So what now?
Shall we look back into our little bag of tricks?


A quick unlatching and the back spits out three more charges, these ones slightly larger than the ones released last time.
2/2 for gardening!
2/2 for razor sharp wit!
2/2 for the handbag!

The first of the charges transforms into a bunch of magic beans, they all grow up out of the ground, revealing that they are the beans that will be used to cure cancer charging sickness.
The second charge transforms into a pair of shears, which I then use to clip off a number of those beans, which I then drop into a vial of mysterious health liquid

That work all having been done, I put the vial away in a pocket for safe keeping, I'm not going to use it just yet.
But I am going to use the last object! A large handbag appears, I check inside of it, nod upon acknowledgement that my bowling balls are still in there, and then swing the whole thing around at high speed into the bad god man's face.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 16:35:00

Wait, did my attacks fail? I didn't notice, I was too busy admiring a kitten.
I set up a new log under the Godmodder, with various other logs carefully placed next to it at varying heights.
He falls off this log and all the other ones while I play a random little guitar tune to the beat.
Yup, we've got ourselves a logarithm.
We've also got mud, because I didn't want to leave that detail out.
I also had infinite water in a bucket that I wasn't using anyway, so why not make an infinite mud puddle?

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 17:36:00

This is just one big shitpost, isn't it...?
Sigh...
I'm actually going to use a character for this. Oh my. How ironic.

Cool and New perpetualDrive shows up on the field. He's Cool and New because having actual Drive here would spoil a lot of stuff in DLE, not that anyone cares.

pervertedDvire: hey ladys and gentlemans
pervertedDvire: its dvire
pervertedDvire: but u can call me dvire

"Dvire" goes to Femaledogmodder and turns him into Robotdogmodder, just in case.
He then proceeds to kill him using magic and becomes the Godmodder of the game.

pervertedDvire: praise me mutherfukkers
pervertedDvire: i am god

He then begins charging for whatever reason.
And no, I'm not ripping this off from Piono.



Originally posted on 2017-02-16 17:49:00

Round and round and round she goes, where she stops, my bag of tricks knows...
Let's open 'er up, all the charges seem to be making my actions conveniently easy by way of them already having been in progress for a while.

I really need to find a way to keep track of those all without typing it out myself every time.
Regarldess, I unclasp the clasps, unlock the locks and untie the ties on the briefcase o' power and three more charges come flying out of the bag!
3/3 for spinning blades of death
3/3 for a taste of my own medicine
3/3 for preambulatory measures

The first one manifests midway through the air, suddenly, the godmodder finds himself being assaulted by a storm of spinning death blades. This of course won't kill him, as he's the big bad god man, but it should keep him occupied while I'm busy doing more important things.
Like curing charge sickness!
I take back out the vial from last post. It has turned a nice shade of light blue, good. Weird colors are always needed for fancy science cures of dubiously logical diseases. Using the power of my latest charge I set up a special chemisty lab, full of vials and flasks and all sorts of cool stuff. Using all of these in a fancy scientific way that's too complicated and sciency to explain all the way (Aside from the fact that involves distillation, fumigation and several different forms of reimplementation and lots of other long and complicated words) I take the magic charge-sickness curing beans and the vial of miscellaneous health restoring stuff and turn it into the ultimate cure for charge sickness.
I then expended the last of the 3/3s and an ambulance comes along, because you shouldn't do drugs kids, only allow trained professionals decide how much of a medicine you need. I give it to the trained paramedics who quickly measure out the proper dosage for both me and the briefcase, making us both immune to charge sickness.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 18:35:00

yes dvire also does the piono thing and he is imune to the sickness of chagres]
he uses the chagre of 'hello ladis and gentlemans' to make the imune
he is now imune

dvire: i am imune to chagre sikness

he said it himself



Originally posted on 2017-02-16 18:48:00

Seeing as I now have an empty infinite bucket, what to do now?
Wait a second, large masses of lava are just like large amounts of water, only deadlier.
I go to an island in the middle of a lava sea and dump my newly gathered infinite lava on the Godmodder.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 18:49:00

50/50 charge sickens suckz +49 from altumet ortefoct
I make eryone umune to chrageb sckicnesz with 50-chrages.
50/50 zombox trainnnin foclity +45 froms alutmuant ortforct
3/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 AWSOMESZZZZ
3/9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
zombosz trainning facilityty makesz zombies everyy roundsds. zombie will always take 2 hits before dieing and has 10000 attack.
facility can only die if there are no zombies. faciliilty takes 999 attacks to kilels. facility make one zombie a turn
facility has special 1/3 kickthebucket summons 20 zombies with cones, these take 5 hits to kill.
facility regerenes 10 attacjs wortg of hp a turn.
this fair cuz it takes 50.
zombies attacks gomdoder

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 19:49:00

I force something to attack the Femaledogmodder/Godmodder.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 23:05:00

After making sure the electromagnet is off, I restock the office supply store and attach feathers to everything inside.
Go back to my safe bunker, turn it back on again, and it's time for the Godmodder to get tickle attacked.


Originally posted on 2017-02-17 00:43:00

Goebbels quickly goes to working, organizing the camp and it's many, many labor-centered activities. Before long, a steady stream of industrial products begin to flow out of the camp. Using his masterful PR skills, Goebbels succeeds in covering up the many, many accidents with the showers due to new workers. Alas, the reich does not have infinite workers of the type that work in the Summer Camp, but it all works out in the end. Right?



...Battlefury reachs over and (after retroactively editing in a anti-slap hazmat suit formed from the chargecemic plague, causing everyone to be triggered and pass anti-retroactive editing legislation presicely 5 seconds later) injects JOE with the Chargebubic plague, a ancient plague that nearly wiped out all of Chargeruope. I also magically immunize piono to it. (with charges)

8/8 first SS wave

Meanwhile, Heinrich Himmler organizes a force of SS, moments before teleporting it to the battlefield. Armed with only the finest of panzers and equipment, they may yet conquer the battlefield...



3+ to Hitler

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 01:30:00

I point out that Joe's attempt to cure the Chargebubic plague is a common behavior caused by the disease, as the disease easily absorbs the charge energy. In addition, his failure to properly irony and massive numbers causes the disease to infect yet another part of his body. Brilliant. He now has to deal with both the Chargebubic plague and the Chargemonic plague. (context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonic_plague).

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 03:15:00