Briefcase of Tricks


The Doctor's aide tells me that they'll see me now, but first, I have to fill out a large pile of paperwork.
(o)_(O) that is a lot of papers.

Originally posted on 2017-02-21 03:30:00

2/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
I rip a hole in reality to look at the worlds code, then start scrolling through the .man pages to find the charging.man


Originally posted on 2017-02-21 14:19:00

Blitzkreig: 3/10
+3 to Battlefury/Goebbels

Hitler has entirely forgotten what he was doing. Thus, he decides to rant about it for a while, then realizes nothing is being accomplished from this. Then, he picks up the telephone and calls a few people to figure out what he was doing.

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 13:06:00

Briefcase of tricks


Oh hey, it looks like my next set of charges are done. (1% of the way done with my briefcase! Whooooo)
10/10 for hospitality
10/10 for biohazard
10/10 for blue lips, pink blood

10/10 for hospitality. Having finished filling out the paperwork I... cough cough. The nurse sees the pink goop that I cough up, screams, and has the patented MEDICAL DEFENSE LASER vaporize it immediately. She gets on the intercom and tells the doctor exactly what she's seeing and what I have, and they rush me to the emergency room.
There I immediately undergo emergency surgery to try and slow down the rate at which the charge disease will spread, and thus the rate at which it will wreak havoc on other things. The surgery goes about as well as it can, and they finally sew me up, and give me the verdict: It's going to be terminal if I don't get rid of my charges.
Well that's not what I wanted to hear. At the very least can I slow it down enough to finish the ones I'm working on right now?
The shrug. Maybe, it's all up to the game master, but in the meantime...

10/10 They put me inside of a hazmat suit. Just as these suits are built to keep hazardous materials out of the person inside it, it'll keep hazardous materials being made by the person inside from getting out. Using this, even though I have charging sickness myself, this means that none of the charges I unleash from the bag of tricks will get infected due to my dilligence in keeping them safe.

10/10 blue lips pink blood. But before I can finish putting the suit on, I feel a rumbling in my stomach. Urgh I don't feel so... PROJECTILE BLOOD VOMIT ATTACK AT THE GODMODDER. He now has a bunch of the pink goop all over him. If another churg entity gets formed, it will form around him, and generally be unpleasant for him.

((And now I have 3 fewer charges running than I did before. The longer I go, the less severe my charging sickness gets. Maybe I'll eventually hit a point where I stop having to blow ludicrous amounts of charge to keep it at bay?))

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 16:04:00

i tell the moon about a bunch of nightmarish secretes

it takes insanite damage

10/49 The Straveling Cat 6+ six consomme plus + three 3 engieninja

Originally posted on 2017-02-23 01:35:00

Briefcase of Tricks


I throw a sharpened fedora at one of the CHURG entities, fumbling with it a little bit first because its hard to fight while wearing a hazmat suit.

Originally posted on 2017-02-23 03:29:00

hey spellmynamewithabang where are you i miss you dude come back
we <3 ur gaem

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 08:48:00

Guess whos back

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487541040))

I inform the deleterious tyrant of his victory one reality over in teh opalchemyland

The Deleterious Tyrant is overjoyed at his victory You hear a victory screech scream through the air It contains soundbytes of every single speech the DT has ever made It is guaranteed to block a random attack from working this turn

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1487541468))

i play a tuba loudly this distracts the godmodder i proceed to use my foot to strike him in the groin region

The brain of the Godmodder can never be distracted It acts on instinct grabbing the tuba from your hands as soon as you use it He then uses it to block your foot and since your foot just hit cold hard metal it hurts a lot The Godmodder proceeds to amputate your foot so it stops hurting

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487559196))

i seek mr eaten's name 5+ consumer

Okay Have fun with that

QUOTE (Nomble @ (time=1487572125))

L'empire Ottoman: 4/3.5. L'empire Ottoman est arrivé. HP: Infini. Attaque: Infini. Tout personne qui se demande on lui repond: "C'est ca la vie." Nous avons: Anatolie. Les Réformes de la France: Tue le Roi: 4/5. Proclame Erbkaisertum: -/2. Le Manifeste: -/4. Le Prolétariat: -/2. Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2. Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3. Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

Ottoman Empire added The Godmodder looks at them in wonder

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1487580907))

The Godmodder's HP bar rotates 180 degrees, making it this. HP: 001/16

The Godmodder rotates his HP bar back to normal and stares at you with disgust No metaphysical bullshit allowed he says right after participating in metaphysical bullshit

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487587179))

i ask for more clear and or complete rules of charging. i then look at that walkthrough consumer found, but only after noting its captchaloug code and making 99999 copys. 1/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.

You ask but I do not have to answer Through trial and error you will understand Probably Maybe Unless you tell me how you found the walkthrough with a detailed description of the exact path you took through the internet then I am going to assume you are lying about having found the walkthrough

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1487588556))

I realise that XVIII The Moon is crashing into the earth to activate a charge named Eclipse, whilst I am summoning an Eclipse themed entity. There can only be one. I quickly blast The Moon back into XIX The Sun. They are burned to death by XIX The Sun having a weak user. I don't order Consummate Consumption just yet. 9/10 gm-mech mk. Ω Oh, so much more. 9/20 placebomancer's gambit (I don't even know what to do with this charge) don't you feel something great in the air? 9/30 malia ngo is probably the devil tyger tyger burning bright in the forests of the night what immortal hand or eye can create thy fearful symmetry +3 to Battlefury

Nine thousand damage to XVIII The Moon

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1487610667))

Briefcase of tricks Spoiler Alert 7/10 for hospitality 7/10 for biohazard 7/10 for blue lips, pink blood 7/15 for [REDACTED] 7/15 for [REDACTED] 7/15 for [REDACTED] 7/20 for [REDACTED] 7/20 for [REDACTED] 7/20 for [REDACTED] 7/25 for [REDACTED] 7/25 for [REDACTED] 7/25 for [REDACTED] 7/35 for [REDACTED] 7/35 for [REDACTED] 7/35 for [REDACTED] 7/45 for [REDACTED] 7/45 for [REDACTED] 7/45 for [REDACTED] 7/50 for [REDACTED] 7/50 for [REDACTED] 7/50 for [REDACTED] 7/65 for [REDACTED] 7/65 for [REDACTED] 7/65 for [REDACTED] 7/75 for [REDACTED] 7/75 for [REDACTED] 7/75 for [REDACTED] 7/90 for [REDACTED] 7/90 for [REDACTED] 7/90 for [REDACTED] 7/100 for [REDACTED] 7/100 for [REDACTED] 7/100 for [REDACTED] 7/125 for [REDACTED] 7/125 for [REDACTED] 7/125 for [REDACTED] 7/150 for [REDACTED] 7/150 for [REDACTED] 7/150 for [REDACTED] 7/175 for [REDACTED] 7/175 for [REDACTED] 7/175 for [REDACTED] 7/200 for [REDACTED] 7/200 for [REDACTED] 7/200 for [REDACTED] 7/250 for [REDACTED] 7/250 for [REDACTED] 7/250 for [REDACTED] 7/300 for [REDACTED] 7/300 for [REDACTED] 7/300 for [REDACTED] 7/350 for [REDACTED] 7/350 for [REDACTED] 7/350 for [REDACTED] 7/400 for [REDACTED] 7/400 for [REDACTED] 7/400 for [REDACTED] 7/450 for [REDACTED] 7/450 for [REDACTED] 7/450 for [REDACTED] 7/500 for [REDACTED] 7/500 for [REDACTED] 7/500 for [REDACTED] 7/600 for [REDACTED] 7/600 for [REDACTED] 7/600 for [REDACTED] 7/750 for [REDACTED] 7/750 for [REDACTED] 7/750 for [REDACTED] 7/900 for [REDACTED] 7/900 for [REDACTED] 7/900 for [REDACTED] 7/1000 for [REDACTED] 7/1000 for [REDACTED] 7/1000 for [REDACTED] While I'm in the waiting room I stop and have a drink of special anti-charging-sickness water. Gotta stay sanitary, and that's one of the best ways. Good thing these hospitals are sanitary.

The special anti charging sickness fluid within the water dissipates into steam as soon as it enters your body

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1487615613))

I turn XVIII The Moon into floating cheese, and feed it to itself. Oblivion Incarnate: It's up. thatz right. de mech. iz doing. de drop. itz coming out of a massive summouning sirsle, itz taking un step, and walking. de mech is here. what iz de mek. de mek looks like de bad godmod man, but it is cool and new. sdhould i tell you all about de mech? de mech is fifthy hundred et eight tens two metres tall. itz very tall. itz VERY, VERY, TALL. itz te tallest. itz taller than u. taller than u silly fec. de mech has one bigg robot arm, and one arm with a glove with a lower case omega on it. this mek was created by my godmodding powers, mixed with the power of the wayback machine, mixed with oblivion and the power of the read dragun. I call it, oblivion incarnate. I'd have done a better description, but eh. [an image may go here maybe] LOOSELY FITTING MUSIC oblivion incarnate AG thirteen thousand out of thirteen thousand HP Greater Than Zero Less Than three out of three charges Godarm Unknown Effect Zero Turns The Read Dragun UNDECIDED ten percent power Guntoter one out of three Aspects of Literature one out of five oblivion incarnate, which from now onwards I will refer to as Oblivion is a particularly simple entity, based off of the final but technically penultimate boss of DTG2, the Incarnate. I have no introduction to it, apart from the fact that it has two special abilities. The Godarm: Use the amount of charge gathered to create a temporary passive. This can be used at Zero Turns of charge, but it won't be very powerful. This takes up Oblivion Incarnate's action. Greater Than Zero Less Than [<0>]: 3 charges / ammo. Gains a singular charge / ammo per turn after emptying out on total charge / ammo, until maxing back out. Use as many bars as needed, to enhance this Oblivion Incarnate's action, and make it cause strange and somewhat chaotic effects. The more charges used at once, the stronger the effect is. If all three charges are used at once, deal massive damage to Oblivion Incarnate and give both Oblivion Incarnate and the target Burning for three turns. The Read Dragun is slightly different. It's invulnerable, and will go away, without interference by someone, when Oblivion dies. The Read Dragun is mostly idle until it gathers above 50% power, at which point, it can start influencing the battle. It begins with minor but screwy effects, and gets to stronger and stronger effects, though those effects aren't particularly strong until it reaches 100% power. If it somehow gets past 100% power, the Read Dragun will permanently break free, and join a rough equivalent of Hostile, before murdering everyone that breathes and doesn't breathe. The Read Dragun gains 10% power per turn. It can use specials, even below 50% power. Guntoter: Summons a Gun. Guns are artifacts that increase the wielder's power, but negatively effect their sanity, making them more likely to assault their teammates. Aspects of Literature: Summons an Aspect named after a novel. Aspects are powerful and hard to control entities, that attempt to scorch the Narrative and world itself. What this means is up to you. Most definitely feel free to buff / nerf this! I probably went way too far for a 10 post charge! Consummate Consumption: Refinery on The Doctor. Oblivion: Aggrieve XVIII The Moon. The Read Dragun: Idle. 10/10: Oblivion Incarnate. COMPLETE. He can summon oblivion incarnate. 10/20 placebomancer's gambit (I don't even know what to do with this charge) don't you feel something great in the air? 10/30 malia ngo is probably the devil tyger tyger burning bright in the forests of the night what immortal hand or eye can create thy fearful symmetry 1/50 cast thyself from heaven $null +3 to Battlefury

Seven thousand damage to XVIII The Moon Oblivion and the Read Dragun added The Godmodder feels that these enemies are familiar but he cannot quite place why exactly

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1487618246))

Briefcase of tricks Spoiler Alert 8/10 for hospitality 8/10 for biohazard 8/10 for blue lips, pink blood 8/15 for [REDACTED] 8/15 for [REDACTED] 8/15 for [REDACTED] 8/20 for [REDACTED] 8/20 for [REDACTED] 8/20 for [REDACTED] 8/25 for [REDACTED] 8/25 for [REDACTED] 8/25 for [REDACTED] 8/35 for [REDACTED] 8/35 for [REDACTED] 8/35 for [REDACTED] 8/45 for [REDACTED] 8/45 for [REDACTED] 8/45 for [REDACTED] 8/50 for [REDACTED] 8/50 for [REDACTED] 8/50 for [REDACTED] 8/65 for [REDACTED] 8/65 for [REDACTED] 8/65 for [REDACTED] 8/75 for [REDACTED] 8/75 for [REDACTED] 8/75 for [REDACTED] 8/90 for [REDACTED] 8/90 for [REDACTED] 8/90 for [REDACTED] 8/100 for [REDACTED] 8/100 for [REDACTED] 8/100 for [REDACTED] 8/125 for [REDACTED] 8/125 for [REDACTED] 8/125 for [REDACTED] 8/150 for [REDACTED] 8/150 for [REDACTED] 8/150 for [REDACTED] 8/175 for [REDACTED] 8/175 for [REDACTED] 8/175 for [REDACTED] 8/200 for [REDACTED] 8/200 for [REDACTED] 8/200 for [REDACTED] 8/250 for [REDACTED] 8/250 for [REDACTED] 8/250 for [REDACTED] 8/300 for [REDACTED] 8/300 for [REDACTED] 8/300 for [REDACTED] 8/350 for [REDACTED] 8/350 for [REDACTED] 8/350 for [REDACTED] 8/400 for [REDACTED] 8/400 for [REDACTED] 8/400 for [REDACTED] 8/450 for [REDACTED] 8/450 for [REDACTED] 8/450 for [REDACTED] 8/500 for [REDACTED] 8/500 for [REDACTED] 8/500 for [REDACTED] 8/600 for [REDACTED] 8/600 for [REDACTED] 8/600 for [REDACTED] 8/750 for [REDACTED] 8/750 for [REDACTED] 8/750 for [REDACTED] 8/900 for [REDACTED] 8/900 for [REDACTED] 8/900 for [REDACTED] 8/1000 for [REDACTED] 8/1000 for [REDACTED] 8/1000 for [REDACTED] I continue sitting in the waiting room. Hopefully the Doctor will see me soon.

Hopefully the Doctor does not see you soon because he is evil Get it What a funny joke

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1487624841))

The Deleterious Tyrant is attacked by a generic attack.

One thousand damage to the Deleterious Tyrant

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1487625468))

Hmm... another DTG thread to be semi active in! I join Typeos: 1/20 Spellcheck for JOE: 1/(max charge limit)... oh wait there isn't one. 1/25

Welcome to my humble abode Please check your privilege at the door

QUOTE (Ninjatwist_ @ (time=1487626397))

I perform the Kazotsky Kick atop the Godmodder's head. This causes a crowd to gather, who boos my horrible performance! The crowd throws produce at me, with some of it winding up aimed at the Godmodder.

The Godmodder eats the produce to replenish some power Remember to eat your greens reds yellows and octarines children

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1487647841))

Briefcase of Tricks Spoiler Alert 9/10 for hospitality 9/10 for biohazard 9/10 for blue lips, pink blood 9/15 for [REDACTED] 9/15 for [REDACTED] 9/15 for [REDACTED] 9/20 for [REDACTED] 9/20 for [REDACTED] 9/20 for [REDACTED] 9/25 for [REDACTED] 9/25 for [REDACTED] 9/25 for [REDACTED] 9/35 for [REDACTED] 9/35 for [REDACTED] 9/35 for [REDACTED] 9/45 for [REDACTED] 9/45 for [REDACTED] 9/45 for [REDACTED] 9/50 for [REDACTED] 9/50 for [REDACTED] 9/50 for [REDACTED] 9/65 for [REDACTED] 9/65 for [REDACTED] 9/65 for [REDACTED] 9/75 for [REDACTED] 9/75 for [REDACTED] 9/75 for [REDACTED] 9/90 for [REDACTED] 9/90 for [REDACTED] 9/90 for [REDACTED] 9/100 for [REDACTED] 9/100 for [REDACTED] 9/100 for [REDACTED] 9/125 for [REDACTED] 9/125 for [REDACTED] 9/125 for [REDACTED] 9/150 for [REDACTED] 9/150 for [REDACTED] 9/150 for [REDACTED] 9/175 for [REDACTED] 9/175 for [REDACTED] 9/175 for [REDACTED] 9/200 for [REDACTED] 9/200 for [REDACTED] 9/200 for [REDACTED] 9/250 for [REDACTED] 9/250 for [REDACTED] 9/250 for [REDACTED] 9/300 for [REDACTED] 9/300 for [REDACTED] 9/300 for [REDACTED] 9/350 for [REDACTED] 9/350 for [REDACTED] 9/350 for [REDACTED] 9/400 for [REDACTED] 9/400 for [REDACTED] 9/400 for [REDACTED] 9/450 for [REDACTED] 9/450 for [REDACTED] 9/450 for [REDACTED] 9/500 for [REDACTED] 9/500 for [REDACTED] 9/500 for [REDACTED] 9/600 for [REDACTED] 9/600 for [REDACTED] 9/600 for [REDACTED] 9/750 for [REDACTED] 9/750 for [REDACTED] 9/750 for [REDACTED] 9/900 for [REDACTED] 9/900 for [REDACTED] 9/900 for [REDACTED] 9/1000 for [REDACTED] 9/1000 for [REDACTED] 9/1000 for [REDACTED] The Doctor's aide tells me that they'll see me now, but first, I have to fill out a large pile of paperwork. (o)_(O) that is a lot of papers.

You had better start writing in a paperwork montage like they do in Hot Fuzz the British buddy cop action mystery comedy movie directed by Edgar Wright and written by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg What can I say it is a good movie involving a circle of shadowy figures with mysterious identities and I am all for that

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487686786))

2/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness. I rip a hole in reality to look at the worlds code, then start scrolling through the .man pages to find the charging.man

The code is comprised entirely of spaghetti You stare at it with an expression of absolute shitfuckery

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1487768778))

Blitzkreig: 3/10 +3 to Battlefury/Goebbels Hitler has entirely forgotten what he was doing. Thus, he decides to rant about it for a while, then realizes nothing is being accomplished from this. Then, he picks up the telephone and calls a few people to figure out what he was doing.

Ah such inspiring wisdom from our dear and glorious leader

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1487779493))

Briefcase of tricks Spoiler Alert 10/10 for hospitality 10/10 for biohazard 10/10 for blue lips, pink blood 10/15 for AVAST ME HEARTIES 10/15 for BEEP BEEP 10/15 for A boo boo 10/20 for [REDACTED] 10/20 for [REDACTED] 10/20 for [REDACTED] 10/25 for [REDACTED] 10/25 for [REDACTED] 10/25 for [REDACTED] 10/35 for [REDACTED] 10/35 for [REDACTED] 10/35 for [REDACTED] 10/45 for [REDACTED] 10/45 for [REDACTED] 10/45 for [REDACTED] 10/50 for [REDACTED] 10/50 for [REDACTED] 10/50 for [REDACTED] 10/65 for [REDACTED] 10/65 for [REDACTED] 10/65 for [REDACTED] 10/75 for [REDACTED] 10/75 for [REDACTED] 10/75 for [REDACTED] 10/90 for [REDACTED] 10/90 for [REDACTED] 10/90 for [REDACTED] 10/100 for [REDACTED] 10/100 for [REDACTED] 10/100 for [REDACTED] 10/125 for [REDACTED] 10/125 for [REDACTED] 10/125 for [REDACTED] 10/150 for [REDACTED] 10/150 for [REDACTED] 10/150 for [REDACTED] 10/175 for [REDACTED] 10/175 for [REDACTED] 10/175 for [REDACTED] 10/200 for [REDACTED] 10/200 for [REDACTED] 10/200 for [REDACTED] 10/250 for [REDACTED] 10/250 for [REDACTED] 10/250 for [REDACTED] 10/300 for [REDACTED] 10/300 for [REDACTED] 10/300 for [REDACTED] 10/350 for [REDACTED] 10/350 for [REDACTED] 10/350 for [REDACTED] 10/400 for [REDACTED] 10/400 for [REDACTED] 10/400 for [REDACTED] 10/450 for [REDACTED] 10/450 for [REDACTED] 10/450 for [REDACTED] 10/500 for [REDACTED] 10/500 for [REDACTED] 10/500 for [REDACTED] 10/600 for [REDACTED] 10/600 for [REDACTED] 10/600 for [REDACTED] 10/750 for [REDACTED] 10/750 for [REDACTED] 10/750 for [REDACTED] 10/900 for [REDACTED] 10/900 for [REDACTED] 10/900 for [REDACTED] 10/1000 for [REDACTED] 10/1000 for [REDACTED] 10/1000 for [REDACTED] Oh hey, it looks like my next set of charges are done. (1% of the way done with my briefcase! Whooooo) 10/10 for hospitality 10/10 for biohazard 10/10 for blue lips, pink blood 10/10 for hospitality. Having finished filling out the paperwork I... cough cough. The nurse sees the pink goop that I cough up, screams, and has the patented MEDICAL DEFENSE LASER vaporize it immediately. She gets on the intercom and tells the doctor exactly what she's seeing and what I have, and they rush me to the emergency room. There I immediately undergo emergency surgery to try and slow down the rate at which the charge disease will spread, and thus the rate at which it will wreak havoc on other things. The surgery goes about as well as it can, and they finally sew me up, and give me the verdict: It's going to be terminal if I don't get rid of my charges. Well that's not what I wanted to hear. At the very least can I slow it down enough to finish the ones I'm working on right now? The shrug. Maybe, it's all up to the game master, but in the meantime... 10/10 They put me inside of a hazmat suit. Just as these suits are built to keep hazardous materials out of the person inside it, it'll keep hazardous materials being made by the person inside from getting out. Using this, even though I have charging sickness myself, this means that none of the charges I unleash from the bag of tricks will get infected due to my dilligence in keeping them safe. 10/10 blue lips pink blood. But before I can finish putting the suit on, I feel a rumbling in my stomach. Urgh I don't feel so... PROJECTILE BLOOD VOMIT ATTACK AT THE GODMODDER. He now has a bunch of the pink goop all over him. If another churg entity gets formed, it will form around him, and generally be unpleasant for him. ((And now I have 3 fewer charges running than I did before. The longer I go, the less severe my charging sickness gets. Maybe I'll eventually hit a point where I stop having to blow ludicrous amounts of charge to keep it at bay?))

While it is true that charging sickness is related to the amount of charges you have going on and that you are steadily getting less charges there is another factor to the charging sickness which will eventually overpower all of the immunization you have built up If you circumvent this factor parenthesis which I am not directly telling you but you should probably be able to guess parenthesis then you will probably be able to get SOME things done without any incident at all Your teammates all punch you before you can use Blue Lips Pink Blood because as far as you can tell the CHURG entities are at least in some way related to the charge or entity that went into their development and if you go through with that attack the resultant entity would probably be based off of the Godmodder in some way and that is basically one of the worst ideas that has ever been recorded in the history of humanity

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487813716))

i tell the moon about a bunch of nightmarish secretes it takes insanite damage 10/49 The Straveling Cat 6+ six consomme plus + three 3 engieninja

Four thousand damage to XVIII The Moon

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1487820548))

Briefcase of Tricks Spoiler Alert 11/15 for Avast Me Hearties 11/15 for BEEP BEEP 11/15 for A boo boo 11/20 for [REDACTED] 11/20 for [REDACTED] 11/20 for [REDACTED] 11/25 for [REDACTED] 11/25 for [REDACTED] 11/25 for [REDACTED] 11/35 for [REDACTED] 11/35 for [REDACTED] 11/35 for [REDACTED] 11/45 for [REDACTED] 11/45 for [REDACTED] 11/45 for [REDACTED] 11/50 for [REDACTED] 11/50 for [REDACTED] 11/50 for [REDACTED] 11/65 for [REDACTED] 11/65 for [REDACTED] 11/65 for [REDACTED] 11/75 for [REDACTED] 11/75 for [REDACTED] 11/75 for [REDACTED] 11/90 for [REDACTED] 11/90 for [REDACTED] 11/90 for [REDACTED] 11/100 for [REDACTED] 11/100 for [REDACTED] 11/100 for [REDACTED] 11/125 for [REDACTED] 11/125 for [REDACTED] 11/125 for [REDACTED] 11/150 for [REDACTED] 11/150 for [REDACTED] 11/150 for [REDACTED] 11/175 for [REDACTED] 11/175 for [REDACTED] 11/175 for [REDACTED] 11/200 for [REDACTED] 11/200 for [REDACTED] 11/200 for [REDACTED] 11/250 for [REDACTED] 11/250 for [REDACTED] 11/250 for [REDACTED] 11/300 for [REDACTED] 11/300 for [REDACTED] 11/300 for [REDACTED] 11/350 for [REDACTED] 11/350 for [REDACTED] 11/350 for [REDACTED] 11/400 for [REDACTED] 11/400 for [REDACTED] 11/400 for [REDACTED] 11/450 for [REDACTED] 11/450 for [REDACTED] 11/450 for [REDACTED] 11/500 for [REDACTED] 11/500 for [REDACTED] 11/500 for [REDACTED] 11/600 for [REDACTED] 11/600 for [REDACTED] 11/600 for [REDACTED] 11/750 for [REDACTED] 11/750 for [REDACTED] 11/750 for [REDACTED] 11/900 for [REDACTED] 11/900 for [REDACTED] 11/900 for [REDACTED] 11/1000 for [REDACTED] 11/1000 for [REDACTED] 11/1000 for [REDACTED] I throw a sharpened fedora at one of the CHURG entities, fumbling with it a little bit first because its hard to fight while wearing a hazmat suit.

Five thousand damage to Constant Vigilance

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1488358106))

hey spellmynamewithabang where are you i miss you dude come back we <3 ur gaem

And I less than three you too TrickleJest Ow what was that I just felt some Mary Sue infect my person Haha it is gone now never mind

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The Read Dragun just kind of sits in the sky like the biggest quote kek snek unquote in all of eternity Everyone feels like pledging their undying allegiance to him but no one really has the guts to go through with it so they just stare

Constant Vigilance uses Optical Illusion creating an illusory duplicate of itself that will bodyguard several attacks thrown at the CHURG faction next turn XVIII The Moon gets closer to the ground You all wear masks of happiness on your faces hiding the sorrow within Inigo Montoya fences with his left hand doing four thousand damage to the SS Wave A Juggernaut does ten thousand damage to the Supreme Overlord fearing its Pricey Attack Swirling Spectrals join the Read Dragun in being quote kek sneks unquote They just kind of sit in the sky and talk about how cool Apophis is and how they wish that they could eat the sun one day when they grow up The Doctor somehow heals XVIII The Moon despite it being the size of the actual moon for six thousand HP and gains twelve percent to Ubercharge

Saxton Hale tries to slam the Supreme Overlord and the Deleterious Tyrant together but is stumped and the attack is cancelled He then takes five thousand damage from Poison Saxton Hale screams HIPPIES at the top of his lungs with enough force to crack Australia in half By that I mean Australia the continent not Australia the country nor Australia the colony and certainly not Australia the colonoscopy Just don't ask

The Supreme Overlord does seven thousand damage to The Doctor The Totally Legit Summer Camp and SS Wave gas the Swirling Spectrals for nein thousand damage Consummate Consumption uses Refinery on the Doctor dealing seven thousand five hundred damage to him and being overhealed for five thousand HP It cannot be overhealed anymore Oblivion does eight thousand damage to XVIII The Moon The Ottoman Empire does infinite damage but their attack veers towards the SS Wave killing them instantly

The Deleterious Tyrant pokes a Swirling Spectral killing it so one remains He then plants a HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US flag on Consummate Consumption The weaponized retardation of fourChan tracks down the precise location of this flag replacing it with a bunch of MAGA memorabilia this includes about fifteen tons of C4 which detonates dealing nine thousand damage The Godmodder challenges A Juggernaut to chess A Juggernaut relies on brute strength meaning he is useless in games of intellectual strength He panics and just flips the chessboard over but this reveals the vats of Greek Fire underneath it The Godmodder throws them all at A Juggernaut who is helpless to defend He takes fifteen thousand damage

And the battle continues

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Read Dragun UNDECIDED Power ten percent Guntoter zero out of three Aspects of Literature zero out of five

Constant Vigilance CHURG HP sixteen thousand five hundred out of twenty five thousand Optical Illusion zero out of two Able to block three incoming attacks
XVIII The Moon CHURG HP twelve thousand out of thirty six thousand Eclipse two out of four
Inigo Montoya CHURG HP ELL out of HELLO Prepare to Die two out of five
A Juggernaut CHURG HP sixty seven thousand out of one hundred thousand I Am one out of five The Juggernaut one out of five Bitch one out of five
Swirling Spectrals CHURG HP fifteen thousand out of fifteen thousand Suckers one out of three
The Doctor CHURG HP sixteen thousand five hundred out of forty thousand Ubercharge twenty percent

Saxton Hale N HP twenty five thousand out of forty thousand Enraged so you had better watch out Poisoned for two turns

Supreme Overlord AG HP thirty five thousand out of forty five thousand Pricey Attack one thousand five hundred and two out of five thousand eighty two
Totally Legit Summer Camp AG HP ten thousand out of ten thousand
Consummate Consumption CHURAG HP twenty one thousand out of fifteen thousand Refinery one out of one
Oblivion AG HP fifteen thousand out of fifteen thousand Greater Than Zero Less Than three out of three Godarm unknown effect zero turns
Ottoman Empire AG HP infinite

Deleterious Tyrant PG HP fifty four thousand out of seventy thousand Build A Wall one out of three Odd God one out of three
Godmodder GM: HP: 1009seven/100

Originally posted on 2017-03-11 22:28:00

I throw a plane at the godmodder. Suddenly, the plane turns into a sword made of diamonds, even though that's illogical.

the sword hits the godmodder, and he falls over and dies drinks some nice iced tea.

the iced tea is poisones!!1!#3!1!#1

Originally posted on 2017-03-11 23:36:00

Typyos: 2/20
Spellcheck for JOE: 2/25
I take a generic attack, then reverse it, and attack JOE with the kcatta cireneg.

Originally posted on 2017-03-12 00:04:00

Briefcase of tricks


I deliver the strongest HAZMAT PUNCH I can muster right into the face of the nearest CHURG entity.

Originally posted on 2017-03-12 01:04:00

I channel the pure irony of the situation, turn it into a giant flat iron, and apply it to his face for a pretty long time.

Originally posted on 2017-03-12 02:31:00

3/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
the walkthrough is from when consumer found a walkthrough and gave everyone a copy, remember?
that happened.
I start to build a wall protecting nothingbut it shiould stilllnhave hp.
+3 pi-oh-no

Originally posted on 2017-03-12 11:41:00

3/3 expended


i steal joe's wall and donate it to the ottoman empire



they are now a fortress

entities cannot attack the AG side without murdering the ottoman fortress

this is fair and balance



10/49 The Straveling Cat

3/3 fortification 3+ from a act of god

5+ to Engie

Originally posted on 2017-03-12 16:58:00

4/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
1/40 spawnnz
+3 pi-oh-no
I start building another wall except with anti-ottoman fields.

Originally posted on 2017-03-12 18:51:00

The Deleterious Tyrant in stabbed in the face.

Originally posted on 2017-03-12 22:57:00

I accept two +3s from JOEbob and apply them to the most recent three of my churgs.

The Briefcase of Tricks

15/15 for Avast Me Hearties
15/15 for BEEP BEEP
15/15 for A boo boo

Avast Me Hearties procs.
I pick up my computer and install special Avast! Anti-virus onto it, making it so that my computer is more resilient and I can actually access the walkthrough without getting attacked.
That being said, I access the first portion of the walkthrough.

BEEP BEEP procs
Roadrunner runs through the field of view, followed by a stream of missiles fired by one Wile E. Coyote. Fotunately for Coyote today, the people who will be receiving the missiles to the face are not him, but rather the CHURG entities. Roadrunner rushes past them with a MEEP MEEP and dashes off into the sunset.
The missiles do not. They explode. On the CHURG entities.

A boo boo procs
I take down a medkit and pull out the ultimate in health care technology: The band-aid. I apply it directly to my forehead, somehow miraculously giving me more resistance to the Charging sickness.

Originally posted on 2017-03-13 15:46:00

5/20 i fruging ha-ate charge sickness.
2/40 spawnnz
1/10 wallmaker
+3 pi-oh-no
I make the wall bigger with stuff.

Originally posted on 2017-03-14 01:28:00

L'empire Ottoman a forcé les janissaires de s'engager à l'armée.

Les Réformes de la France:

• Tue le Roi: 5/5.
• Proclame Erbkaisertum: 0/2.
• Le Manifeste: -/4.
• Le Prolétariat: -/2.
• Le Maître du Jeu est Mort: -/2.
• Le Dieu Marionnette: -/3.
• Vive le Maître du Jeu: -/3.

Le Roi est mort. Vive nous!
Je proclame une république.
Nous sommes les rois.

Originally posted on 2017-03-14 03:09:00

I reveal my status as gestalt entity in 0, and put a tiny portion of myself into my attack, before getting a stick, and smashing XVIII The Moon in the face. He comes to life as Moonman for a few seconds, before getting swamped by ess-jay-doubleyoues.

Oblivion will nuke XVIII The Moon / the Moonman if it lives. If not, it will kill the Doctor.
Consummate Consumption will attack the Doctor using Refinery. If possible, it will overheal Oblivion instead.

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16/20 placebomancer's gambit [+5 Battlefury]
11/30 tharmas is me tharmas is you
2/50 cast thyself from heaven
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+5 to Battlefury

Originally posted on 2017-03-14 20:57:00