I send the terryfying p0rkch0ps thr0ugh the gravitr0n.
If y0u d0n't kn0w what it is, l00k it up!
5/10 machine c0mp0nent A
1/5 !eve! skip rem0te

Originally posted on 2016-12-26 22:52:00

The Fairview Survivor blinks in surprise.

"Combat specials? That's new."

In her intrigue, she decides to test out her new Corpse Maker special on the group of Terrifying Porkchops, very uncertain as to how events will proceed from there. At the same time, she pulls out her X-Corpse Shooter again and stares at it, silently deciding that she might want to try finding some heavier gear sometime soon.

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: NA
Tertiary weapon: NA
Armor: NA

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 08:54:00

I continue typing away, fleshing out the code.
Virus: 2/10. A virus: HP 35K, ATK 5K. Gains a 30% damage boost, and 40% defense when fighting machines, technology, etc. About human size. Uses hostile code to attack.


Originally posted on 2016-12-27 11:50:00

Trickle wants to do shit, but yet again, another charge finishes.
Seriously, it's only like a couple posts from when my last charge was done. Meh.

TinOS 2.0 - 10/10
(I got a +1 from Joe)

So in the process I install TinOS 2.0 onto TinCube, giving him +15,000 HP and +1,500 DMG.
Trickle then tells TinCube to ROFLMAOstomp Terror Pig.
TC turns into a briefcase and eats Terror Pig.

---

CHARGES
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( ° ʖ °) - 3/10
Gates of Alternia - 1/10
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+1 to Jon.
{Queue: Speed, Consommé, Joe} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 15:50:00

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482774981))

Sorry for the retroactive editing for Joe's attack, I was just pretty pissed at him for doing that. Sorry. D: Anyway, Trickle runs at TinCube in slow motion, while the song "WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD" plays. Since the song is so positive, Trickle loads it into the MP35, and shoots every time the world "wonderful" is played, thus healing TinCube. "Yes, it works like that." "And you can't make it not work like that." "Since it's my weapon." Trickle then proceeds to put on a smug teenage-like look on his face. That smug fucker. That cheeky, smug fucker. He infuriates me. A bunch. I guess...? I'm really tired, Pi, don't judge me B( Yes, I put on shades for that face since the normal : and ) produces an emoji. And nobody likes emojis. CHARGES ----------- TinOS 2.0 - 8/10 [+1 from Speed] ( ° ʖ °) - 3/10 ----------- +1 to Cobalt. {Queue: Jon, Speed, Consommé} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

I'm not judging you. You seem to forget that I'm the one responsible for clowns being "a thing" in main canon.
3000 health restored to TinCube!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1482777212))

Beginner's Artifice [7/10] [+1 from Hezetor] [+1 from Battlefury (you know exactly who you meant just in case you wanted to deny it)] The Mayor Is [10/10] [+1 from Trickle] +1 to Speed (next up, Trickle, Hezetor)

WHOOPS YOU FORGOT TO EDIT YOUR NULLPOST
>:(
+2000 XP

QUOTE (micbs @ (time=1482777260))

I thr0w a bucket 0f water at my spiked paragoomba, rem0ving its burn. I als0 thr0w a p0isined knife at the terr0r pig "Knew i f0rg0t t0 d0 s0mething" 5/5 d00r 0pener "FINALLY THR0UGH ALL THE P0WER 0F GIGANTIC LAZER CANN0NS, I HAVE THE ABI!!ITY T0 DESTR0Y ANY D00R I WANT T0!" seeing that there is n0 d00rs here, i put it away, t0 be used later. "and n0. that was n0t a wasted charge. im just waiting f0r a d00r, 0kay?" 4/10 machine c0mp0nent a

You remove the burn, but trying to action twice at once weakens your attack. 1000 damage to the Terror Pig, Terrifying Porkchop spawned.
Okay, here's the problem with that. You can't just "store charges". If you want to hold onto that for later, you'd probably want to store it in the form of a 1-use damage artifact. The problem with that is that it would make you vulnerable for the entire duration of you holding onto it.
So I'm not putting it on the field yet. You gotta expend that charge in one way or another.
+4500 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1482781040))

I test out my new Combat Special on the Terror Pig. I then go and RE-BALANCE my summon. it's a spoiler Ninjaneer: HP: 20000/20000 Attacks: Build Sentry: Summons a Level 1 Sentry. Upgrade Sentry: Turns a Level 1 Sentry into a Level 2 Sentry, and a Level 2 Sentry into a Level 3 Sentry. Sentry Jump: Deals 5000 damage to the Ninjaneer and grants Airborne status for a turn. Requires a Level 3 Sentry to use. Wrench Slam: 10000 damage. Minicrits if airborne. Specials: Skip A Bunch Of Steps: Summons a Level 3 Sentry. Takes three turns to charge. Passives: Hidden: 50% dodge chance when not airborne. Level 1 Sentry: HP: 2500/2500 Attack: 2000 Level 2 Sentry: HP: 5000/5000 Attack: 2000 Passives: Dual-Fire: Can attack twice in a turn. Level 3 Sentry: HP: 7500/7500 Attack: 2000 Specials: Rocket Launch: 10000 damage. Takes three turns to charge. Passives: Dual-Fire: Can attack twice. I start a new charge. Watermelon Monster: 2/10 +1 from Redstone +1 to Redstone

Combat Special: Sub-Terranian (basic)
For this Combat Special, Jondanger decides that he'll go back to his roots... not the Tvtropes session, no, his true magnum opus... Terraria. Wait, magnum opus isn't the right word, but shut up this Special isn't about semantics. It's about cool gear and adventuring. And cool gear and adventuring you shall do! Taking his mighty copper shortsword, wooden hammer and blowpipe, Jon charges towards a massive purple fissure that appears in the ground, diving right into it with all the gusto of an experienced adventurer... There is the sound of clashing, fighting... and then... screaming? Jondanger comes sprinting out of the Corrupted chasm, followed by a massive stream of Eaters of Souls, which focus onto Jon's enemy when Jon hides behind them.
3000 damage to the Terror Pig! Terrifying Porkchop summoned.

Okay, on the Ninjaneer, that guys stats are getting overhauled, and I feel more up to the today.
Ninjaneer's health got upped a bit, turret health got nerfed and turret attack got halved. hidden passive seriously nerfed because it was just going to be a pain in the neck as it was. Sentry jump now only deals 2000 damage to the ninjaneer, wrench slam's damage was halved.

As it turns out, it's REALLY hard to balance mook spawners.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482782390))

noting the apparent problem with my charge that was 2 parts, i request to be forgiven, as i did not know it was frowned on. EDIT: +1 tricklejest if it helps, i wont put anything in my charge slots this turn. perceptual state 10/10 doing now PERCEPTUAL shift 10/10 doing now instead if ok? otherwise i use it from before EDIT2: what if there just separate things i can use at the same time? is that better? the perceptual state & shift are like a weaker version of my Leg. armor from DLE, if acceptable. i think piono is seems more active with things like saying if something is too op, so if it is, i hope theres no fundamental problems, just strength or charge amount. max energy if there are no problems: 200. per turn charge: 40. effects are portals (like i used in portaltech but manipulatable instead of used the same way each time) and general effects that are individually balanced. does not start with any energy. portals cost 40 energy, and i will auto use them to protect myself. noting that the plant didnt appear, and after mentioning to the gm and finding out i couldn’t attack and summon (shoulda figured), i decide to just attack instead this turn. the shift and state charges take the form of a sword( as in thats what they are, not they can change shape) and i leap forward, slicing at one holy robot before leaping back onto a hill and preparing for them to arrive, drawing a circle on the floor, trying to add a gun to my sword, and generaly fooling around. once they arrive, i roll past them, spin, and start fighting with my sword again, it visually shifting to a dark sword, like a reflection in a broken mirror went through a 'darken' filter, slicing several times at exposed points like the knees and  neck, before i plunge my sword strait into one of their torsos, lifting them with it and diverting their power. the robot quickly shuts down, and i swing it at the other. the other bot flys off my blade at just the right time, pushing them both off the cliff. i leap down, kick the active one in the head, and jump off the pile. this shift causes them to fall into an unloaded chunk, flying downwards before it finally loads. they are now inside solid rock. after 4 more seconds, the simulation realises 'hey, they should be above ground', so it telaport them. . . strait into my sword. i yank it out, and start fighting again, easily striking past their slowed reflexes and heavy damage. after a few more blows and a knee to the gut-analoug, i chop off his head and put the bots remains in my inventory.  then i go to a smeltery, and throw them in, just in case. after i make the metal into limited edition commemorative coins of the battle of simumodder, i buy a ice cream cone and- oh, right, this is my action. well, they probably died.

Two separate artifacts that are separate works. I suppose upgrading would've worked as well, although I should warn you that is deliberately less efficient than just a straight charge.
As a note, if you're gonna summon this, I would like you to post the intended stats here, and the portals are gonna be seriously nerfed from what they were in DLE, no total blocking for you.
I'm also probably gonna say no to summoning two different artifacts that do the exact same thing.
Anyways, post the stats next round, but go ahead and start new charges, you expended them tthis round, we're just handling balancing. That goes to micbs too actually.
Anyways, you turn the Holy Robots into scrap metal.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (micbs @ (time=1482792751))

I send the terryfying p0rkch0ps thr0ugh the gravitr0n. If y0u d0n't kn0w what it is, l00k it up! 5/10 machine c0mp0nent A 1/5  !eve! skip rem0te

1 terrifying porkchop reduced to mush on a wall.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1482828897))

The Fairview Survivor blinks in surprise. "Combat specials? That's new." In her intrigue, she decides to test out her new Corpse Maker special on the group of Terrifying Porkchops, very uncertain as to how events will proceed from there. At the same time, she pulls out her X-Corpse Shooter again and stares at it, silently deciding that she might want to try finding some heavier gear sometime soon. Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: NA Tertiary weapon: NA Armor: NA

Combat Special: Corpse Maker (basic)
You already have the Corpse Shooter, but when it comes to borderline body horror weapons, there's so much more you could be using. And with the power of lazy writing Descendancy... you can get ahold of them. After a short story (well, by literary terms, but still too long to put here) you finish a shopping trip, equipped with a brand new sniper rifle. The Corpse Piercer. Supposedly made out of pieces of various snipers who died at the onset of the zombie apocalypse. Given the nature of the gun, it wouldn't surprise you. You carefully take stock, cold, hard resolve settling into your mind as you take careful aim, loading in the bullets with care. No one who passes in front of your sights will make it out alive. And you're going to make certain your sights fall on them. One swift motion. Load, click, boom.
1 terrifying porkchop killed!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1482839430))

I continue typing away, fleshing out the code. Virus: 2/10. A virus: HP 35K, ATK 5K. Gains a 30% damage boost, and 40% defense when fighting machines, technology, etc. About human size. Uses hostile code to attack.

So basically just a standard entity?
+2000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482853843))

Trickle wants to do shit, but yet again, another charge finishes. Seriously, it's only like a couple posts from when my last charge was done. Meh. TinOS 2.0 - 10/10 (I got a +1 from Joe) So in the process I install TinOS 2.0 onto TinCube, giving him +15,000 HP and +1,500 DMG. Trickle then tells TinCube to ROFLMAOstomp Terror Pig. TC turns into a briefcase and eats Terror Pig. CHARGES ----------- ( ° ʖ °) - 3/10 Gates of Alternia - 1/10 ----------- +1 to Jon. {Queue: Speed, Consommé, Joe} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

to trickle's surprise, that's actually slightly underpowered for his charge. TinCube gains 15K health and 2.5K attack.
+2000 XP

EoTB:
The Ninjaneer starts off the assault, using wrench slam on the Terror Pig, adding another round of burning to it, and dealing 5000 damage. +1 Terrifying Porkchop.
TinCube follows up with another stack of burning (I swear random.org is rigged) and 6.5K damage. Another 1.5K come from the spiked paragoomba. +2 Terrifying Porkchops.
The Terrifying Porkchops are growing in number at a terrifying rate, and use their terrible power to terrify TinCube out of 5000 hitpoints
The Terror Pig itself squeals once more, and, realizing that it's on fire, runs around in circles oinking in terror. The Spiked Paragooma and Ninjaneer both get stomped on, taking 5000 damage each.
The Simumodder decides that not enough things are on fire and drops a match. Every entity on the field except for the Terrifying porkchops (who are fireproof) and the Ninjaneer (who somehow dodged an explosion) gains 1 stack of burning.

Things tick up and down. Two Holy Robots spawn, a bunch of things take 2500 damage.

Weather: Gasoline Rain (Every entity attack has a 25% chance to inflict burning, prevents burning from losing duration)
Terrain: Cathedral/Factory (Spawns two Holy Robots every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 98/100
Terror Pig [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 100500/150000. It's Hamnight!: 3/4. Burning 6 rounds
Terrifying Porkchop x10 [PS]: Hp: 3000/3000
TinCube [AS]: Hp: 32500/50000. TinCube can into face: 3/5. Burning 1 round.
Spiked Paragoomba [AS]: Hp: 500/14000. Burning 1 round.
Ninjaneer [AS]: Hp: 20000/25000. Skip a Bunch of Steps: 1/3.
Holy Robots x2 [AS]: Hp: 1000/1000


[/spoiler]

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 18:10:00

Trickle can finally reveal his plan in peace now.

"So since I am the strongest player here..."

The others AS players simply give him the -.- face, while the only PS player dies of laughter.

"I want to help the little guys."

Everyone just seems confused now, and Joe recovers from his laughter attack.

"By making a giant porkchop party! Whaddup!"

With an astonished face, everyone proceeds to fall on the ground. JoeBOB would fall down, but he was already on the ground, laughing a lot and all.

QUOTE

"Who are you and what have you done with Trickle!?" "Are you for real?" "WAOH SEEREUSLY?!?!?!?!"

Trickle takes the applause. All of it. And just when the hype is at its peak-

"PSYCHE!"
"Fuck off, newbies! I'm keeping the pork to myself!"

Everyone proceeds to be extremely enraged, but Joe seems to be oddly amused by this idiotic act of asshole-ness.
People attempt to kick the shit out of Trickle and Joe even gets in on the party.

Trickle manages to run away in time and hide under a bush, planning out his attack on Terror Pig.
First off, he runs at Terror Pig, but he does so when he's not looking, and then he yells.

"HEY! SUCKERS! I'M OVER HERE!!!"

The entire playerbase looks at Trickle with bloodthirsty eyes.

QUOTE

"GIIIIIT HIIIIIM!!!"

Terror Pig looks over and sees an entire playerbase running at him.
And then he looks a little closer, and he sees a little human with black hair and an orange backpack.

"Waddup."

Just as all the players are running at him, Trickle jumps behind a bush, again.
The playerbase instead obliterates Terror Pig. Trickle takes this chance to attack Terror Pig, too.

"I AM INFINITE!"

Trickle crams a Sugar Apple from LazyTown into his mouth, since he is a pig.
This, according to the LazyTown canon, puts him in a sugar coma and he passes out.
Trickle does a synchronized attack with TinCube.

"EPIC TRICKLE-TIN DOUBLE ATTACK!"

TinCube transforms into a TinCuboid, and uses the extra +oid from his name, makes those letters a quadrillion times bigger, and stomps Terror Pig, while Trickle slashes him with some heroic sword.

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CHARGES
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( ° ʖ °) - 4/10
Gates of Alternia - 2/10
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+1 to Speed.
{Queue: Consommé, Joe, Speed} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 18:32:00

Well, yes, I assume. Virus: 3/10
I grab a second keyboard and type on that, coding an AI, because why not
AI: 1/10

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 19:37:00

I eat some porkchops.

The Ninjaneer summons a Sentry.

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 20:24:00

1/10 Arsenal of the Burning
1/10 Arsenal of the Tactician
EDIT: +1 tricklejest
EDIT2: trickle actually predicted my response to his post, somehow.
how about Shift = generates the energy and State= store it (or whichever one i made 1st is generate)
the storage is 200 total, 33.3% lower then DLE, and you may state the energy cost of an action at any time, or say i don't have enough. generate 40 per turn, portals are the only thing i planed for sure (they can redirect an attack, though it usually has to be avoidable via moving far away or be some kind of beam), and general stuff decided on a case-by-case basis.EDIT: so like if someone starts attacking physical i can't portal it cuz it doesn’t make sense, but if they throw a rock i can. if they make a bunch of rocks from different places, i can but i need more portals, or to move the target with them.

for my action, i leap over to the terror pig and feed it golden carrots, which are actually made of apple so they heal it.
then i throw a bunch of random healing potions at it, before taking a terrifying porkchop and using alchemy to turn it into a heal potion worth its health, healing the Terror pig again. if this doesnt work because teams, I ride the pig and snipe anyone who gets close.

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 20:36:00

I wish i had made a placeholder. now i can't do my second post unless someone else does.
:/
/NULL

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 23:30:00

I charge my stuff more
Virus 4/10
AI 4/10 (+1 from JOE)(+1 from Urus)

Originally posted on 2016-12-28 00:07:00

2/10 Arsenal of the Burning
2/10 Arsenal of the Tactician
i thank emerald_man for allowing me to make this post, and +1 him. still no other PS's to help.
I run over to the Ninjaneer, and fade from existence in front of it. this obviously confuses it and makes it wonder if i am a really awesome ninja, before it discovers there is a spoon in its torso. i pull out the spoon and do a rotating strike, slaping him in the face and knocking me back a few meters before i land.
the spoon vanishes and a crude magic rod appears in my hand. i swing it forward and MAJYKS hit Ninjaneer in the arm, barely missing, before a cannon appears in my hand, fires a shot which blocks the next retaliation, and morphs into the rod, changing the tip to a red LED thing, as glowing lines light up on the wand and i fire several lasers at him, scaring the field with deep trenches, before a flash of light appears and the wand now glows at the tip, all the time. i lift the wand and laser-majyk beams fly from several nearby areas, pulverising the Ninjaneer and nearby ground, before a green box appears and the wand's other side gains a green one. i yank the wand sideways and 2 waves of laser force Ninjaneer that way, and i flip the wand and point it at the Terror pig. a flash of green light flys forward, and i turn away before it strikes, fliping the wand again and slashing at the air with it, several green and purple shockwaves flying through, before i throw the wand aside and a rapier appears.

4 canisters near the hilt, and a blue-white glyph appears in the air in front of me, and i gain a bright, nearly white aura of blue, 6 glyphs appearing around Ninjaneer, and I leap forward, landing glancing blows on it each time, before a bright Yellow glyph appears at my feet and the aura changes yellowish, and I blitz forward, after-images appearing in my wake, slicing several times again, this time without fear of retaliation, and lifting the rapier. the yellow fades, the canisters spin, and a blue one appears. another glyph appears, and i jump back to dodge any retaliation, before a row of glyphs appear, between me and Ninjaneer, and i plunge the rapier into the glyph, a row of icy spikes and crystals rising up, hampering and possible freezing the Ninjaneer, before the canisters spin again, Red this time, and i leap forward, slicing a few times before i swing with all my might and a wave of fire flys forth, the canister only 1/2 done, before i point the rapier at him and a stream of fire flys forth, emptying the canister which then switches to brown and my strikes gain power, waves of kinetic energy pushing back my opponents before i switch to the final canister, a light grey, and a dust devil appears at my feet (NOT SUMMON, TORNADO THING), and i float forward, moving quickly, before one last glyph appears at my opponents feet and i plunge the rapier in. before they can react a tornado grows and flings them into a conveniently placed mountain, and i walk away, satisfied.
am i getting better at formating?


Originally posted on 2016-12-28 01:59:00

5/10 Swordstorm (+1 from Jon)
4/5 Free Mohdalz

It very suddenly rains boulders on the Terror Pig.

Originally posted on 2016-12-28 02:29:00

"You know what? Fuck this whole only gasoline thing! Let's shake things up a little! Heh...

Trickle grabs three pork-chops.

"This counts as a sacrifice, right?"

He kills the pork-chops, sacrificing them to Packus, the God of styrofoam and packing, and says.

"TYROS SEFERDUS!"
"YIVAE ENETER UELES!"
"D: (Pronounced as 'Death I Am")"

Everything begins to rumble like crazy.
Trickle runs back and hides behind the very same bush he hid under last post.

...

And then, it begins to rain styrofoam and gasoline on Terror Pig.
And everyone knows what happens when styrofoam and gasoline mix.

:topkek:

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CHARGES
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( ° ʖ °) - 6/10 [+1 from Joe]
Gates of Alternia - 2/10
-----------

+1 to Consommé
{Queue: Joe, Speed, Consommé}

Originally posted on 2016-12-28 13:39:00

Sheriff Clint Cactus presses a button. A hidden compartment swings open on the saddle (which is still on the Terror Pig), and a dubious number of rattlesnakes pour out. The rattlesnakes attack the Terror Pig, then return to within the saddle.

---

+1 to Emerald_Mann
2/5 Golden Lasso
2/10 Ten Gallon Hat

Originally posted on 2016-12-28 19:02:00

The Fairview Survivor blinks after realizing what just happened, almost seeming to be coming out of a trance.

"Huh. New gun. That's convenient, actually."

The shooter whispers something to her. She shakes her head.

"Nah. I know this one's the same general category as you, but I don't think this one's the modified one from the scientist. Still, good to have another gun to go with ya... Even if I'd prefer it if I'd managed to find your actual relation."

It keeps whispering. The semi-sentience in the revolver seems a little disappointed... Nonetheless, it reluctantly settles down after a while. Now armed with a Corpse Piercer, FVS decides to take aim, figuring that killing off porkchops would be a bit of a waste of perfectly good firepower and ammunition. Instead, she targets the Terror Pig itself, aiming for the head and smirking faintly as her finger pulls the trigger... It seems her natural aggression has been greatly enhanced by the corpse weapons.


Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer
Tertiary weapon: NA
Armor: NA

Originally posted on 2016-12-29 14:36:00

Alright, just a warming. Updates are going to be sparse to nonexistent for the next week. No updates today.

Originally posted on 2016-12-29 15:02:00

i force feed the terror pig several bags of :topkek:.

I then real they are actually a single bag of :loweke:. This somehow damages the terror pig.


2/10 criticaislsajfsjcheese
2/10 pot of consomme

1+ to a pot of consomme

Originally posted on 2017-01-03 18:41:00

Okay, first thing's first, you guys.
Three more changes are being implemented! First, Speed requested a change to his Combat Special, and has been obliged.
Second and more important:
I'm implementing a proper "entity advantage" chart.
It can slide between 4 different "settings"
Heavy PS Advantage: Hopefully rare, only happens if you guys have effectively no entities fielded at all. If you guys let this happen... bad things. Maybe vulnerability, maybe not.
PS Advantage: While here or in the above "setting" the Simumodder cannot be attacked. Field entities and destroy enemies to fix this.
AS Advantage: The "default" setting of the game. Simumodder is properly targetable, and you guys areen't.
Heavy AS Advantage: You guys are somehow completely ravaging the Simumodder's forces. While the "setting" is at this, not only is the Simumodder targetable, but you all will have the ability to order your entities to perform an "Alpha Strike" which will deal direct damage to the Simumodder, albeit at the cost of giving the Simumodder greatly increased power for that round.
Finally:
I'm adding an Itinerary. This will be AS only, because it is generally assumed that if you're playing PS or N, you know the game well enough to be able to figure out what you should be doing on your own.

Also! I forgot to tell everyone how I'm handling Spoils in this game. As opposed to it being based on who gets the last hit, which encourages kill stealing and has resulted in unhappiness in a number of other games, it's based on damage dealt to relevant boss pieces (in this case the Terror Pig and Terrifying Porkchops) during the boss's lifespan. If the person who has achieved the most damage already has a spoil, it will be given to the next person down who still dealt a significant amount of damage.
If all of the people who were important to taking down a boss already have spoils, then it will be handed out to someone who already has a spoil, otherwise, it will go to someone who doesn't have one yet. Note: Entity damage CAN factor into this. As a result, I'm going to start listing who owns entities in the alignment tag in the battlefield, which I had been planning on doing from the start, but forgot to do.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482863527))

Trickle can finally reveal his plan in peace now. "So since I am the strongest player here..." The others AS players simply give him the -.- face, while the only PS player dies of laughter. "I want to help the little guys." Everyone just seems confused now, and Joe recovers from his laughter attack. "By making a giant porkchop party! Whaddup!" With an astonished face, everyone proceeds to fall on the ground. JoeBOB would fall down, but he was already on the ground, laughing a lot and all. QUOTE "Who are you and what have you done with Trickle!?" "Are you for real?" "WAOH SEEREUSLY?!?!?!?!" Trickle takes the applause. All of it. And just when the hype is at its peak- "PSYCHE!" "Fuck off, newbies! I'm keeping the pork to myself!" Everyone proceeds to be extremely enraged, but Joe seems to be oddly amused by this idiotic act of asshole-ness. People attempt to kick the shit out of Trickle and Joe even gets in on the party. Trickle manages to run away in time and hide under a bush, planning out his attack on Terror Pig. First off, he runs at Terror Pig, but he does so when he's not looking, and then he yells. "HEY! SUCKERS! I'M OVER HERE!!!" The entire playerbase looks at Trickle with bloodthirsty eyes. QUOTE "GIIIIIT HIIIIIM!!!" Terror Pig looks over and sees an entire playerbase running at him. And then he looks a little closer, and he sees a little human with black hair and an orange backpack. "Waddup." Just as all the players are running at him, Trickle jumps behind a bush, again. The playerbase instead obliterates Terror Pig. Trickle takes this chance to attack Terror Pig, too. "I AM INFINITE!" Trickle crams a Sugar Apple from LazyTown into his mouth, since he is a pig. This, according to the LazyTown canon, puts him in a sugar coma and he passes out. Trickle does a synchronized attack with TinCube. "EPIC TRICKLE-TIN DOUBLE ATTACK!" TinCube transforms into a TinCuboid, and uses the extra +oid from his name, makes those letters a quadrillion times bigger, and stomps Terror Pig, while Trickle slashes him with some heroic sword. CHARGES ----------- ( ° ʖ °) - 4/10 Gates of Alternia - 2/10 ----------- +1 to Speed. {Queue: Consommé, Joe, Speed} [SUBJECT TO CHANGE]

6000 damage dealt to the Terror Pig! Terrifying Porkchop summoned!
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1482867426))

Well, yes, I assume. Virus: 3/10 I grab a second keyboard and type on that, coding an AI, because why not AI: 1/10

tappity tappity tappity
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1482870255))

I eat some porkchops. The Ninjaneer summons a Sentry.

You deal 2000 damage to a Porkchop
Wow, you didn't even kill it.
Orders received
+4000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482870998))

1/10 Arsenal of the Burning 1/10 Arsenal of the Tactician EDIT: +1 tricklejest EDIT2: trickle actually predicted my response to his post, somehow. how about Shift = generates the energy and State= store it (or whichever one i made 1st is generate) the storage is 200 total, 33.3% lower then DLE, and you may state the energy cost of an action at any time, or say i don't have enough. generate 40 per turn, portals are the only thing i planed for sure (they can redirect an attack, though it usually has to be avoidable via moving far away or be some kind of beam), and general stuff decided on a case-by-case basis.EDIT: so like if someone starts attacking physical i can't portal it cuz it doesn’t make sense, but if they throw a rock i can. if they make a bunch of rocks from different places, i can but i need more portals, or to move the target with them. for my action, i leap over to the terror pig and feed it golden carrots, which are actually made of apple so they heal it. then i throw a bunch of random healing potions at it, before taking a terrifying porkchop and using alchemy to turn it into a heal potion worth its health, healing the Terror pig again. if this doesnt work because teams, I ride the pig and snipe anyone who gets close.

Okay, so, your basic plan is to have your armor intercept attacks? If the portals is all you want, then that's pretty easy.
Rewriting stats so that they're more intuitive...
Portal Armor: 0/5 charges
Regenerates 1 charge every round.
Passive: upon its wearer being attacked, will use up 1 charge to stop the attack. (will use multiple charges if the attack is powerful enough.)
Go ahead and correct me if that's wrong, but for now, you've been added to the update with your armor.

You feed the Terror Pig the weakened porkchop for 3000 health, and then heal it for 2000 more
+7000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482881454))

I wish i had made a placeholder. now i can't do my second post unless someone else does. :/ /NULL

No doubleposting.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1482883625))

I charge my stuff more Virus 4/10 AI 4/10 (+1 from JOE)(+1 from Urus)

#beepboop
+2000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482890375))

2/10 Arsenal of the Burning 2/10 Arsenal of the Tactician i thank emerald_man for allowing me to make this post, and +1 him. still no other PS's to help. I run over to the Ninjaneer, and fade from existence in front of it. this obviously confuses it and makes it wonder if i am a really awesome ninja, before it discovers there is a spoon in its torso. i pull out the spoon and do a rotating strike, slaping him in the face and knocking me back a few meters before i land. the spoon vanishes and a crude magic rod appears in my hand. i swing it forward and MAJYKS hit Ninjaneer in the arm, barely missing, before a cannon appears in my hand, fires a shot which blocks the next retaliation, and morphs into the rod, changing the tip to a red LED thing, as glowing lines light up on the wand and i fire several lasers at him, scaring the field with deep trenches, before a flash of light appears and the wand now glows at the tip, all the time. i lift the wand and laser-majyk beams fly from several nearby areas, pulverising the Ninjaneer and nearby ground, before a green box appears and the wand's other side gains a green one. i yank the wand sideways and 2 waves of laser force Ninjaneer that way, and i flip the wand and point it at the Terror pig. a flash of green light flys forward, and i turn away before it strikes, fliping the wand again and slashing at the air with it, several green and purple shockwaves flying through, before i throw the wand aside and a rapier appears. 4 canisters near the hilt, and a blue-white glyph appears in the air in front of me, and i gain a bright, nearly white aura of blue, 6 glyphs appearing around Ninjaneer, and I leap forward, landing glancing blows on it each time, before a bright Yellow glyph  appears at my feet and the aura changes yellowish, and I blitz forward, after-images appearing in my wake, slicing several times again, this time without fear of retaliation, and lifting the rapier. the yellow fades, the canisters spin, and a blue one appears. another glyph appears, and i jump back to dodge any retaliation, before a row of glyphs appear, between me and Ninjaneer, and i plunge the rapier into the glyph, a row of icy spikes and crystals rising up, hampering and possible freezing the Ninjaneer, before the canisters spin again, Red this time, and i leap forward, slicing a few times before i swing with all my might and a wave of fire flys forth, the canister only 1/2 done, before i point the rapier at him and a stream of fire flys forth,  emptying the canister which then switches to brown and my strikes gain power, waves of kinetic energy pushing back my opponents before i switch to the final canister, a light grey, and a dust devil appears at my feet (NOT SUMMON, TORNADO THING), and i float forward, moving quickly, before one last glyph appears at my opponents feet and i plunge the rapier in. before they can react a tornado grows and flings them into a conveniently placed mountain, and i walk away, satisfied. am i getting better at formating?

6000 damage to the Ninjaneer!
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1482892147))

5/10 Swordstorm (+1 from Jon) 4/5 Free Mohdalz It very suddenly rains boulders on the Terror Pig.

2500 damage to the Terror Pig. Terrifying Porkchop summoned.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482932369))

"You know what? Fuck this whole only gasoline thing! Let's shake things up a little! Heh... Trickle grabs three pork-chops. "This counts as a sacrifice, right?" He kills the pork-chops, sacrificing them to Packus, the God of styrofoam and packing, and says. "TYROS SEFERDUS!" "YIVAE ENETER UELES!" "D: (Pronounced as 'Death I Am")" Everything begins to rumble like crazy. Trickle runs back and hides behind the very same bush he hid under last post. ... And then, it begins to rain styrofoam and gasoline on Terror Pig. And everyone knows what happens when styrofoam and gasoline mix. :topkek: CHARGES ----------- ( ° ʖ °) - 6/10 [+1 from Joe] Gates of Alternia - 2/10 ----------- +1 to Consommé {Queue: Joe, Speed, Consommé}

You murder a terrifying porkchop, and add another turn of burning to the Terror Pig
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1482951739))

Sheriff Clint Cactus presses a button. A hidden compartment swings open on the saddle (which is still on the Terror Pig), and a dubious number of rattlesnakes pour out. The rattlesnakes attack the Terror Pig, then return to within the saddle. +1 to Emerald_Mann 2/5 Golden Lasso 2/10 Ten Gallon Hat

SNAKES WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES
4500 damage to the Terror Pig. Terrifying Porkchop spawned.
+6500 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1483022201))

The Fairview Survivor blinks after realizing what just happened, almost seeming to be coming out of a trance. "Huh. New gun. That's convenient, actually." The shooter whispers something to her. She shakes her head. "Nah. I know this one's the same general category as you, but I don't think this one's the modified one from the scientist. Still, good to have another gun to go with ya... Even if I'd prefer it if I'd managed to find your actual relation." It keeps whispering. The semi-sentience in the revolver seems a little disappointed... Nonetheless, it reluctantly settles down after a while. Now armed with a Corpse Piercer, FVS decides to take aim, figuring that killing off porkchops would be a bit of a waste of perfectly good firepower and ammunition. Instead, she targets the Terror Pig itself, aiming for the head and smirking faintly as her finger pulls the trigger... It seems her natural aggression has been greatly enhanced by the corpse weapons. Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer Tertiary weapon: NA Armor: NA

4000 damage to the Terror Pig. Terrifying Porkchop spawned.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1483468912))

i force feed the terror pig several bags of :topkek:. I then real they are actually a single bag of :loweke:. This somehow damages the terror pig. 2/10 criticaislsajfsjcheese 2/10 pot of consomme 1+ to a pot of consomme

4000 damage to the Terror Pig. Terrifying Porkchop spawned.
+6000 XP

Urus levels up! "Cactus Cushion"
Combat Special unlocked: Snake In My Boot (basic)
JOEbob levels up! "Cuppa Joebob"
Combat Special unlocked: Portaltech (Advanced)

EoTB:
The TinCube Tincuboids into the face of the Terror Pig, dealing 7000 damage... and spawning a Terrifying Porkchop. The Spiked Paragoomba joins in and stabbinates the Terror Pig, dealing 1500 damage... making another Terrifying Porkchop.
The Ninjaneer decides that fighting is for chumps, and smacks a pile of metal a few times, stands back, and nods happily at the newly constructed turret.
The Holy Robots are incredibly happy to not have been immediately JOEd to death upon arrival, and open fire on the Terror Pig... for 1000 damage. Another Terrifying Porkchop arrives.
The Terror Pig squeals an unearthly and horrifying shriek, the and the terrifying porkchops line up, the entire thing charging straight at the TinCube. The dust finally settles and... TinCube has taken 20000 damage.
The Simumodder realizes that the way things are going, it'll only be a couple of rounds before it runs out of entities, but you know what? There's time. The Simumodder steps up to the Ninjaneer, waves to him cheerfully, and pulls out a lighter.
The Ninjaneer is now on fire for 5 rounds.

Everything ticks down, 2 more holy robots are summoned. The Terror Pig, Ninjaneer and TinCube all take 2500 damage from being on fire. The Spiked Paragoomba becomes a roasted mushroom. Mmmm delicious.
The Simumodder gives JOE 5 +1s.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Kill the Terror Pig
Keep the Porkchop population down.

Entity Advantage: AS

Weather: Gasoline Rain (Every entity attack has a 25% chance to inflict burning, prevents burning from losing duration)
Terrain: Cathedral/Factory (Spawns two Holy Robots every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 98/100.
JOEbob [PS - Player]: Hp: 10/10. Portal Armor [A]: 1/5 charges
Terror Pig [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 72500/150000. It's Hamnight!: 4/4. Burning 7 rounds.
Terrifying Porkchop x16 [PS]: Hp: 3000/3000
TinCube [AS - Tricklejest]: Hp: 10000/50000. TinCube can into face: 4/5. Burning 1 round.
Ninjaneer [AS - jondanger]: Hp: 11500/25000. Skip a Bunch of Steps: 2/3. Burning 5 rounds.
Level 1 Sentry [AS - jondanger]: Hp: 2000/2000
Holy Robots x4 [AS - Hezetor]: Hp: 1000/1000


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Originally posted on 2017-01-03 20:22:00

I run around kicking Porkchops. All of them.
Virus: 5/10
AI: 6/10

Originally posted on 2017-01-03 21:03:00