The Ham Knife: IIIII. Owner: JOEbob
The Golden Fleece: IIIIIII. Owner: Tricklejest

I realise my main reason for avoiding attacks over a cearten length doesn't apply to healing vengeful god, and start extending the tournament.
alright.
lets see, round 3...
huh.
this'll be in insteresting fight.
master of glyphs, ay?
alright, ready, set, Go.
theres a flash of light as I fire a piece of dirt at over 57% of the speed of light, superheating the air around it and launching a ball of plasma at the master of glyphs as a result. the master of glyphs, anticipating this, imediatly created a glyph in the way. the ball of plasma slams into the glyph, lines of energy streaming out and flowing across the ground, carving deap trenches. a glyph appears at the masters feet and he dispels the one in front of him, as it has served its pourpose, and leaps forwards, covering his sword with glyphs. he slashes downwards at me, but I lean sideways and dodge the cut, warping away from him and squaring off.
we slowly circle one another when suddenly I warp forwards and kick him, but he blocks it with a glyph and creates a second one, beneath his feet. bright blue light gathers on the glyph and flows into him as he dodges a stone spike that I launch at him. the spike comes to a stop, floating behind him. he glows with power and prepares to attack me when suddenly I pull back my hand and close it into a fist. the spike flys backwards and stabs him directly through the head, killing him instantly. sure, Its anticlimatic, but the setup was there and it wouldn't make sense not to take it.
[KSZZT]
an orengeish blur zooms by and smashes his opponent out of the arena, leaving a burst of plasma in his wake.
[and the winner is... T{*8@#&^}!]
[KSZZT]
well, next match.
energy magician, mh. aright. wait a second...
he knows energy reallocation?
this'll be tough.
[RANDOM"""LORE""" DROPPING IN YOUR FACE]
energy reallocation is like, when you use it you can move all your levels from energy to wherever you want, so if you have 50% Energy and 25% celestial you get 75% celestial, and celestial is element of OP
[END OF """LORE""" DROPPING IN FACE]
we square off and I begin to manifest swords and spikes in the air around us, when suddenly he dissolves into an orb of intangible energy and starts to zip around, while i keep a sword or 20 trained on him at all times. eventually he gives up and just re-manifests. all my swords immediately fly into it, but he manages to stop them with a ring of energy, which thickens slightly before rushing outwards, pushing the swords outwards, and the energy being zips forwards, smashing into a giant sword and straining to push it, struggling further, sending jets and bolts of energy in all directions, when su-den-ly a guy rock behind him in the back-seat gets right up and claps his hands across his eyes! he guesses "is it uncle fred or cousin luie, is it steve or bob or joe, could it be jim or bill, or ed or bernie or walter"
he probably would have kept on guessing but around that time he crashed into a wall of banana-flames.
and as he lay there bleeding on the ground finally he recognises the face of a rock, which takes off its rock-rocks and tells him...
"Everything you know is wrong left is right, up is down, and short is long and everything you used to think was so important doesn't matter anymore because of the simple fact rebate that EEeeeverything you know is wrong just forget the words and sing along all you need to understand is 2+2=BUTT!" this causes a wall of 2 butts to come towards him from both sides, before fusing into a really big butt.
he appears in his kitchen? well, he walks along so he can get some pancakes when he accidentally steps into an alternate dimension and soon he gets abducted by some aliens form space who kind of look like some weird human-angel-dragon hybrid. they suck out his internal organs and they take some polaroids and say he's a darn good sport so as a way of saying thanks they let him chose how he'll die, so he chooses "nasty paper-cut". they agree.
he then gets sent back to last Friday night so he can pay his phone bill on time just as the floating disembodied head of the mayor starts yelling "EVERYTHING YOU KNO IZ WRONG" etc and proceeds to shoot a laser at him, drop a teapot into a cannon, and fire the cannon at a brick wall. the bricks fly at him and once they stop moving a broom sweeps them up when suddenly a wave of water slams into him and carrys him through the void into a swirling whirlpool of flashing rainbows which sends him to the world of witches which each throw poison potions at him and such. they then all die when one of them uses a harming potion by accident. he starts to explore, trying to find a way out of this... place.... he then finds a weird green tube with a shorter, wider tube ~2/3 of the way up. he bumps into it and gets hit 907 times as the zombies all explode outwards from the one spot, as it turns out this was a ton of minecraft zombies clustered on the same spot, which upon being pushed, updated and exploded because they can't exist in the same spot. this explosion knocks him to his senses and he realises the whole thing was a perception illusion.
he fires several bursts of energy at me and I cast a glyph in front of me, knocking them all off at random angles,and just barely managing to slide sideways out of the way of an energy burst from behind. turns out he can teleport. I raise my hand and a snake-like stream of fire gathers around me and coils itself protectively. I then sweep my hand in a curve and a row of spikes rises from the ground in a circle, before tearing up and I stomp the ground angrily. small mountains rise up and cracks spread from the impact point. the energy magician dodges each attack with a flash of light.
"I dare you to fight me fair and square"
" If you insist."
he casts energy realocation with the target "skys".
he suddenly appears behind me glowing a bright orange and kicks my in the back, smashing me into the air. it almost breaks all of the bones in the middle 1/2 of my body.
I manage to spin around in middair and point one of my hands at him. a hailstorm of stone spikes flys through the air and smashes thick holes into the ground, but to no avail, he's too fast to hit. as this happens, another rock manifests beneath me and catches me. I raise my hand and draw in water from a small pond, which gathers around me and forms a small dome. moments later, my bones are healed from the near-breakage and the fire snake from before coils around me. the water dome changes into a snake as well, and they both scan the area. there’s a flicker in the corner of my eye and both snakes launch a blast towards it, fire and water, respectively. a wall of white-hot star-fire slams into their blasts and starts pushing them back. I create a trio of glyphs, one in the path of the fire-snake's fire, one in the path of the water snakes water, and one on their meeting point. the glyphs each amplify the power and start to push back the star fire when su-den-lly it vanishes and a row of meteors fall from the sky behind me. I turn and thrust both of my hands forwards, stopping the meteors mid-air, and manifest a crystalline wall to my side, which shatters moments later as the energy magician slams into it using 'astroid'.
normally, I wouldn't be able to beat maxed celestial, but he's unpolished and barely has any practice.
I back-flip past another ball of star-fire when suddenly he casts sun blessing and I feel as if he's poking me 10 times per second, but one of my snakes bites his shoulders and disrupts him, ending the spell, which is good because otherwise it would be really freaking annoying. I leap backwards off another glyph and dodge a (downwards) punch from 'sun', which creates a 7 meter crater where the rock is flat-out Vaporised, and a 98 meter area where it' just displaced. I pull back my right hand and both snakes leap upwards, twisting around it into a red-blue spiral spike, and I lift a rock spire from the ground, jump off it to propel myself at him, and knock over the spire from the force of my jump. water and plasma manifest at the end of the spike and are launched backwards, propelling me further,he says "moon", and I crash into him, launching a cloud of dust into the air.
I immediately jump back from the cloud of dust and swing my left arm overhead, blowing all the dust away with a burst of air, and reveal the entirely undamaged person. the area around him is scarred, half frozen and half burning, but he's fine. why?
because he used moon. its a ~*10000 to attack resistance.
regardless, I draw my hand back, shape the fire and water from a drill-spike to a 3-clawed glove. however, I don't attack him Yet. first I cast illusion, making him think I'm walking over. when the illusion shows me right in-front of him, he mutters "sun", flashes yellow, and punches the air, launching a small orb of plasma forwards from the speed and force. I dodge the orb and dash forwards, slashing at the air right before I reach him and slamming a wall of fire into him. he starts to say "moo-" but I kick him in the gut before he can finish, so its more like "Moo-OOOFFFF", and then slash at him several times, before splitting the claws into 2 swords, one water and one fire. I stomp the ground again and a slab of rock rises up for a moment, lifting my enemy into the air. I step forwards and repeatedly slash at him using both blades before using a technique I learned from the armed with wings of long ago, slashing at him backwards as I skid past, causing 2 cuts with half the effort. this kills him.
[and the winner is... JOE!!!]
[KSZZZT]
a black orb appears and begins to suck up everything, ripping apart the person near them.
[and the winner is... Tho{ZZT*@7DH}!]
[KSZZZT]
suddenly all the matches between me and this guy, known as "Thomas", are skipped because this is probably sort of boring, what will all of these fights over and over...
if isn't now, it would become such if i kept going.
so I’ll just skip to the ""climactic"" final battle, K?
I face off with him, an aura of red, blue, and speckled purple around him and pulsing outwards, while I have a very, very thin layer of mist obscuring my body.
the other battles, one of the combatants started immediately trying to catch the other off guard, but in this one, my enemy doesn't know how strong I am, and I don't know what they can do, because I haven't decided yet.
so they start chanting a spell, and I cast majority guard.
confident in the strength of my majority guard, I kneel over and start to draw on the floor, a strange ritual circle, when suddenly I see them leaning over me with a knife. I roll over and am about to send a spike into their face when I see they are also standing where they where, chanting a different phrase
"so you used mirror image"
"clever."
I ignore the version of them near me and finish the drawing. now I just need their blood.
no really.
I need the blood of the physical manifestation of the northern lights for a spell.
which they are.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
anyway...
I blink over to them, but I'm forced to dodge back when they bring 3 spikes out of the floor. they know what I'm doing...
suddenly my body disappears and a mist-like form appears with 2 large more solid-looking hands. the first hand slams down and they split in two, one dodging left and the other right. the second hand turns blue and slams both of them into the ground by increasing the air pressure significantly. one of them poofs out of existence, and the other one slowly starts to get up, altering the strength of gravity to counter me, when a large skull manifests, and instead of firing a beam of energy, bites them. they try to dodge it, but their too late. I have their blood. the skull moves over the ritual circle and I return, causing the mist things and skull to vanish and the blood to drop towards the circle. they leap forwards and start levitating the blood, trying to stop it, but I mostly counter them with my own magic and raise a rock shaped like a middle finger from the ground, smashing them up and away from the circle. they struggle to their feet and apply another burst of magic to the blood, bringing it back up, only to notice an orb of energy behind them and about to fire. they roll to the side and manage to avoid most of it, but another 3 form in the air above them. they block these shots with a few energy fields and fire a pulse of starfire at the drop of blood. I blink in front of it and stomp down, raising a wall of stone, and punch it, reinforcing it with earth magic and sending it towards him. he cartwheels sideways and trys desperately one last time, but I move my hands diagonal in an X, sending him back to where he was before the attempt, and cancelling it. the drop of blood splatters across the ritual circle, and I flash an evil grin at Thomas before screaming in pain as my body morphs and spikes tear out of my head and arms, wings form on my back and my body changes to that of a dragon-dog-thing.
eventually, the transformation seems to be finished, and I settle on the ground. a spider-web of cracks immediately spreads around my feet, and I turn my head.
did I mention that I'm now about the size of a couple of decently big houses?
no?
well, I open my mouth and breath in, which starts to suck the opponent towards me. they start to run, struggling a bit, before using air to cancel my suction. he then jumps out of the way of a lazy swipe from my front claw. he lands behind me, only to realise I have several VERY tiny eyes all over my body, too small to notice from more then a meter away, which let me see them and flick my tail at them.
they roll backwards and duck under a slightly higher area of my tail. I raise my tail and slam it down on them, which they dodge by causing an explosion at their feet which forces them sideways. my tail slams into the ground and creates a deep, very wide chasm in the floor. I quickly turn, gathering astral energy in my mouth, and fire it at Thomas. it hits them and causes an explosion, and the excess energy bounces off the ground and flys horizontally, decimating a huge swat of land, while I step forwards and try to stomp them. however, they use star and fire a beam of 9,000 degree plasma, knocking my foot back.
I gather another ball of energy in my mouth and wait for the beam to weaken just a bit. it does, and I fire my beam, which crashes into other beam, the plasma one, creating a 3ed, fused beam going about 20 degrees upwards and otherwise horizontally, which I then Portal, redirecting it to replace my beam, and causing it to slowly grow and grow. Thomas can't see this happening because 9,000 degree plasma is very bright and he's not the god-dragon. the beam of energy keeps growing until it finally overpowers Thomas's entirely and smashes into him.

this kills him, my spell ends with his existence, and I claim the blood/life gathered from the tournament.
well, the blood/life i didn't already use anyway.
yanno, since i used all the blood I had gathered by the end of the post I started this tournament on, at the end of that post.
anyway.
I have a whole bunch of life energy capsules, but you know what would be even better?
alchemising one of them with a set of capsules so I can get a set of life energy capsules.
after doing that, I contemplate how to use these life energy capsules to heal the vengeful god. in fact, I contemplate it so hard that while I'm busy contemplating, the vengeful god starts grabbing capsules and chugging them.
I then start building a small spire with several channels to pour liquid life through. I then pour a bunch of the extra life liquid through it and cut myself slightly, causing a single drop of blood to drop out. it splatters on the ground in slow-mo
no really, the ritual makes it fall in slow motion.
it lands on the alter and gathers all the extra life liquid and focuses it into a beam before launching it at the vengeful god, which consumes it for Lyfe and Profit, healing him.