mastery 8%
energy: 12/16
create a high priest of the strange god portal
10/20 Awestruck +1 ire
my world has more then just portals 13/20 +2 simu
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vengeful god uses Convert
high priest of the vengeful god uses Boundaries in the Veil
Fanatic Warriors attack black commander, else emperor, else heriopant, else that singularity thing
porkchops use the same as FW, but one of them bodyblocks high priest.
[action undecided]

Aurelion Sol
the skys are not yours to command.
theres a crackle of ozone and they barely dodge a blast of energy that materialised in their face, singing their nose-analogue, before a bolt of lightning strikes them from behind, and they fall to the ground.
my body turns into pure light and i appear behind them, gathering power in my fist. they try to attack me, but i dodge out of the way and punch them, the force of the strike bursting them high into the air.
"""kah- meh - hah- meh - schla"""
boom, big explosion. i raise my hands and several orbs of pure energy form in the air, and thrust them forwards before the dust settles. another teleport, and i'm in the cloud, right behind them, and I swing my hand upwards. a wave of energy spreads from my fingertips and they get launched into the middle of the cloud of energy balls. i close my still-open hand into a fist and the balls of energy all fly into aurelion sol.
while their being bombarded, I teleport above them and gather a helix of raw energy and electricity, waiting for them to fall to the ground from the bombardment, and as they start to fall I teleport downwards at them and strike them mid-teleport, meaning i am hitting them at a theoretically infinite velocity.
they smash into the ground with a large hole in their torso, and I lift them upwards with my other hand. I then smash into them with the helix-drill, smashing them onto a large chunk of iron ore. I blink over and strike them with lightning repeatedly, electrocuting them, and fire one more burst of power.


Originally posted on 2017-02-20 17:38:00

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Originally posted on 2017-02-20 17:45:00

Alicia freaks out, realises that she should have done it last turn and immediately scans The Vengeful God's Convert, or the Vengeful God entirely.

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 19:26:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 20 / 20 (EXPENDING...)
The Raven The Doctor: 17 / 20 (+4, JOE, Simu)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

Marron prepares to slaughter the Hierophant once and for all, when suddenly, a girl draped in black and red walks onto the field, a cloud of rose petals fluttering into the air in her wake. She gives a perky smile to Marron as she wonders onto the field.

rr: Heeeey! I was told to come and meet a "Marron Nolastname"?

Marron stares at the girl.

tc: ...Ruby Rose?
tc: How the hell did you-
tc: ...it was the Supplier who told you to find me, wasn't it?
rr: Yep!
rr: He's a huge fanboy, and I simply couldn't refuse!
tc: Figures.
tc: Anyway, you're not needed here.
tc: So go and do me a favo and go gorilla y-

Ette promptly muffles Marron using one of her floofy limbs. She signs something to Marron, and the puppeteer nods in agreement. Meanwhile, Ruby is busy both taking offence to Marron's almost-completed comment, and squeeing about Ette.

rr: Eeeee! That puppet is so... cute!
rr: Can I please hug it-

Marron shushes the huntress.

tc: Maaaybe.
tc: How about if you kill that Grimm over there...
tc: ...then I'll let you hug Ette. As much as you want.

Marron points to the Hierophant. Ruby retorts, saying something along the lines of "That doesn't look like a Grimm.", but decides that getting the hug is truly the most important thing. Ever. Hugs are amazing. Besides, the Supplier described Marron as a good girl; surely, the thing she's pointing towards is pure evil, and nearly as bad as a Grimm? Marron kicks back and watches as the real huntress springs into action! She quickly launches herself up into the air, slamming her scythe into one of those bird-friends that the Hierophant has that just so happens to be passing by. The bird, somehow unhindered, keeps flying towards the Hierophant.

She then fires a round, cutting off the wing of the bird with the sheer power of the recoil of the Crescent Rose. She spirals down onto another bird that's circling the Hierophant, and then using it as a platform, launches herself towards the Hierophant. She effortlessly removes the right foot of the Hierophant, causing it to fall down to its knees! It tweets out a command to the other lesser birds in the area, causing them to all swarm Ruby Rose! She smiles, chambers some electric rounds into the Crescent rose, then goes to town. She leaps onto a divebombing bird, and then fires downward. The shot pierces the bird, sending it crashing down to the ground while Ruby launches herself upwards. She begins to unload round after round into the air, each shot precisely calculated to launch her towards a bird to launch off of, with the fired rounds eliminating a bird each. Every bird that she launches off of is sent off-course due to the sheer force of the Crescent Rose, causing it to careen out of the air, and into the ground! A few unlucky birds end up crashing into the Hierophant, pointy beaks first.

Once most of the flock is down, she uses her semblance, transforming into a cloud of rose petals! She dashes around in the air, manoeuvring around birds before positioning herself right about the Hierophant! She transforms back into her human form, about one hundred meters in the air above the Hierophant. She fires a round straight into the air, and as the recoil launches herself downwards, the Crescent Rose transforms into a spear! She plummets downwards, skewering four other birds before she slams the tip of the spear into the Hierophant, a spray of pink blood spewing forth from the wound! She then fires a round down into the Hierophant, launching the Crescent Rose and herself far into the air once more! However, a particularly good lesser bird tackles her in midair! The shock of pain causes her to cry out in agony, letting go of her weapon by accident. She crashes into the ground, only her Aura protecting her. Then a flock of birds begins to peck at her. Marron, watching from the distance, decides that Ruby Rose is a gorillaing casual, and... doesn't do anything, until Ette spurs her on to save the huntress.

Marron sighs, readies the Nightmarron, and instead of launching herself in as she normally would, takes careful aim and removes the head of another bird. Then another. Then she accidentally shoots the Hierophant himself because she kinda missed that time. But the next shot also kills a bird. Marron unloads an entire clip into the flock, and once a dozen dead birds lie at the rose's feet, she's able to get back up, and resume her assault. She gives Marron a thumbs-up, to which Marron returns a bird flip. She shrugs, picks up the Crescent Rose and then quickly removes a wing from the Hierophant. From the distance, Marron loads another clip, and shells the birds that are attempting to harass Ruby from all sides. Ruby then fires a few rounds to accelerate her blade, and removes yet another wing from the Hierophant. The Hierophant then also has flashbacks to the last time Marron attacked it when Ruby, just like Marron, plunges her blade into the Hierophant's torso and cleaves him in half. The Hierophant, instead of going through incredible agony like last time, just kinda goes "not this gorilla again" as he gets a nice look at his own disembodied legs.

Then-

rr: Marron! We should work together and do a cool finishing move!
rr: I know you've been kinda mean, but I think it'd be fun!
tc: Nope.
tc: You're perfectly capable of doing it yourself.
rr: But think of the bonus damage points you'd get to deal!
tc: What the gorilla is a damage point!?
[small][small]rr: You know perfectly well what I'm talking about.
rr: Come oooon. You know you can't resist the damage!
tc: ...Fine. You've convinced me.[/small][/small]

Marron launches herself towards Ruby Rose, landing a few feet away from her. Ruby then snatches Marron's hand, and fires a round to the side, causing herself to rotate. Ruby keeps firing, and Marron, being spun around by Ruby's hand, holds out her scythe. As the two spin rapidly, Marron wipes hordes of lesser birds out of the skies, all working desperately to save their leader. And with every full rotation, two scythe blades cut into the Hierophant! Once every single lesser bird is dead, Marron aims downwards air fires, sending the both of them straight up, still twirling from Ruby's antics! The two of them both simultaneously swap into spear mode, and as they fall, they lock their spears together. Both the puppeteer and the rose plummet downwards, and pierce the Hierophant's head with a gigantic spear. And by "pierce", I mean violently gib, sending a massive burst of pink blood across the field that absolutely disgusts Ruby, and causes Marron to smile. Ruby wipes a large splattering of blood off her face, and then extends a bloodstained limb to Marron. Marron lets out a sigh, then shakes the girl's hand. Ruby then takes notice to something...

rr: Hey, you look just like me-

Marron flips out, and flings Ruby a few feet, sending her tumbling. Her aura, apparently weakened from the assault of birds that she went through earlier, dissolves.

tc: N-No I don't! gorilla off! Just... get out of here!
rr: W-Why...?
rr: O-Okay...

Ruby, feeling somewhat rejected, sadly trods off away from Marron. Ette runs towards the wilting Rose, and gives her a nice floofy hug, just as she wanted. After about a solid minute of hugging, Ruby then runs off, apparently re-energised. Ette waves her adieu as she runs off into the distance, Crescent Rose in hand.

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 19:28:00

20 7/20. (+2 from Battlefury)
20 2/20.

+2 to Battlefury

The Steel-Eating Tiger, now on it's last legs, glares at the Terror Sheep with some impure mixture of hatred and hunger. Aurelion Sol uses Centre of the Universe on the two Fanatic Warriors and the Terror Sheep. Orbs of starfire circle him, before colliding with each in a fantastic explosion of stardust!

Aurelion Sol: I think you'll find that the universe has ways of dealing with threats. And by 'the universe', I am of course referring to myself.

The Hydrattler uses Serpent's Glare on the High Priest of a Strange God.

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 20:02:00

All right, this naptime nonsense has been going on for long enough.

I begin to play The Most Unwanted Song. It's not bad, exactly, but it is so shockingly discordant that the entities can't help but stay awake to listen on in horrified fascination.
Also I clean up this chocolate because it's starting to accumulate and get sticky and really, fluffy animals like those in the sanctuary probably shouldn't be eating chocolate!
+2 to emerald_mann
Leper gnome 7/15(1 attack, 1 health, deals two damage to the simumodder upon death.)

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 20:04:00

I shrug and grab my Blade from the fire.... oh crap it's on fire. HOW IS IT ON FIRE? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! In an attempt to get the fire off, I slash quickly at the air. This DOES get rid of the fire, but with an odd side effect of summoning a moving wall of fire... it appears to be headed straight the Priest of the Strange God. It appears I somehow made a Firewall with the Malware Blade. I memorize how I did that, and plan to add that as an usable effect using charges when I have spare time
Virus 2.0: 16/20 (+1 from Darkside)
ZTF: 17/20 Should be ready this turn with another post from both me and 1412...
+2 1412


Originally posted on 2017-02-20 20:18:00

10/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? Done.
2/15 Vortex Swarm (+1 from Ire)

+2 Bfury

(Charge Action)
A man walks onto the battlefield, hungry. Luckily, there is a empty picnic area with a meat sandwich. Not so fortunately, there is a PETA supporter right there.
The man picks up the sandwich and takes a bite out of it, only for it to get slapped out by the PETA Supporter.

PETA SUPPORTER: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING, TRYING TO EAT AN INNOCENT ANIMAL!?!?!?!?!?
SANDWICH GUY: I'm hungry, damnit! I just want to eat some food!
PETA SUPPORTER: YEAH, BUT YOU'RE EATING AN ANIMAL, AND ANIMALS DON'T DESERVE TO BE EATEN!!!!!!!!
SANDWICH GUY: I acknowledge I'm eating an animal, but it's food. And food is made to be eaten.
PETA SUPPORTER: I SAID THAT ANIMALS DON'T DESERVER TO BE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!
SANDWICH GUY: Shut your trap and go to the local vegan pizza place.

And thus, PETA War 9001 began.

TERRAIN CHANGE!

The terrain is now a Battlefield of Civilians. Every turn, two things will spawn.
[x50] PETA Supporter 10/10 HP [PS]
[x50] PETA Non-Supporter 10/10 HP [AS]
These two entities will only attack each other, with each unit dealing 10 damage, meaning that they will keep one-shotting each other. They will stop spawning if either these entities have spawned 30 times (If this scenario happens, the terrain will change into a Typical Battleground, which does nothing) or the terrain is changed. If any troops are left over from this terrain once they stop spawning, they will be permanently allied with their respective side and every turn attack one random opposing entity. Essentially, they are turned into GM-controlled entities.

FaZe and Hat_Daggzz suddenly have knives and stab a Fanatic Warrior.

A Terrifying Porkchop(s) is blasted with the noise "om nom nom" so many times it flips out and jumps into a fire.

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 21:25:00

I throw a bomb at the Terror Sheep's wool. The bomb happens to contain several Relish Nukes.

Hint Lord: 4/15

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 22:29:00

+1 Emerald, +1 Engie

Explosive Potential (14/20) [UPGRADE] (+1 Engie)

Just wants to be famous (13/20) (+1 Engie)
---
Note to Marron: Attempting to take out the guy who could easily lift a massive, dense chunk of lead was a horrendous idea. Especially when that same guy could easily take on a certain other character from a certain other plane of existence. As she soon learned due to the fact that 'Splodimus, despite being pinned, moved his head to one side of his body to evade the spike. Easily.

Then, a Concussive blast, originating from 'Splodimus, goes off... let's just say the lead was simply shot up enough to allow him to roll out from under it. It happened so quickly it was just a blur to the naked eye. 'Splodimus manages to get on top of the chunk of lead, speaking to Marron in an honestly mildly threatening, yet at the same time, concerned tone.

"I'd've liked fer ya not to get in me way, lass. I see a foe, I tear it apart. I'd say t' try t' not 'ave you or yer sis get in me way if that were th' case, but continue t' persist 'gainst me, an' ye'll 'ave yet 'nother thing comin' fer ya. 'Sides, I'se got better targets now anyways."

After this, he turns his eyes to... that guy. He hasn't noticed yet, but something was nagging at his spine. As if something was about to go horribly... horribly wrong. "Gravitas!" ...Okay, nothing seemed to happen to the guy? But 'Splodimus seems to have gotten considerably heavier. It oddly didn't bother him all that much, as if his meteor suit was taking all the weight for itself. "Shields on, everything's fastened to their tightest, let's roll."

Nothing has happened to the guy so far, except for the feeling of dread looming around the place. Then, the cause showed itself.
'Splodimus.

"Gods. Priests. And now fanatical warriors of this 'faith'. Can't tell if or when ya went mad. But this 'god' ya made up controls ya now, as 'is prized puppet. As is th' fate o' th' most devoted, more oft'n than not. An' what better way t' stifle a faith than t' halt th' god's puppet in their tracks? An' provide a challenge that a real God completes on a daily basis?"

Blades and telekinetic powers likely were already being flung at 'Splodimus already, to absolutely zero avail, the blades breaking off as soon as they hit him, and 'Splodimus being so heavy that he was impossible to move without some tremendous effort; effort that this guy likely doesn't have without physically and mentally straining himself to his highest degree just to get him off the ground, allowing 'Splodimus to easily walk up to the likely sporadically teleporting guy who was fruitlessly attacking him. Right when one of his teleports ended, it turns out Generic Dynamite #2569034 was right there (and this also happens if he doesn't teleport at all), and just so happens to be on it's last little bit of fuse. Instantly after teleporting to literally on top of the dynamite, it's set off, flinging the guy forward and upward... which was extremely dangerous, considering the fact that 'Splodimus has an insane amount of acrobatic skill, proven by the fact that he, with his heavy suit, easily got it off the ground (and thus, himself as well) in order to punch the guy down into the ground. At approximately lightspeed from about 50 meters above the ground.

"Worthless."

The guy, now close to the Mantle of the Earth, realizes that his powers were completely ineffective against this new adversary. There was also a decrepit old shrine a little ways away from his current location. He rushes over, and leaves a sacrifice of Cave Spider to it.

No response.

So, the guy decides to go bigger. Better. He takes out a nearby generic eldritch abomination, and presents it as a sacrifice.

Still nothing.

Peeved, he goes really deep into the caves, finding a large chain chomp made of hard, dense Luminite. A challenge worth anyone's mettle, if they could defeat it. Going to defeat the beast with some difficulty and some minor wounds, he lays this massive hunk of metal on the sacrificial altar.

Yet nothing but the darkness of the cave and the heat of magma from in under.

Now it's just getting annoying, so he hunts down some of the biggest game ever. A vicious beast, said to take the lives of any it came across. But legends will be legends, and he slew the beast... but not without sustaining some massive damage. Really beaten apart, he takes the slain hunk of meat and armor to the altar. Though upon laying it down upon the altar, he notices the letters "G I T G U D" carved on the side of the sacrificial altar beside the beautiful designs. But before an escape could be made...

The shrine reacts, and confines the guy to within the shrine, while a white ball of light simply emerges from the back of the shrine. The terrifying (to him) face of a certain old monkey becoming ever the more visible to the guy. It speaks, disregarding the fact that the guy in front of him that was gravely wounded needs some serous attention.

"Gudness, there's still followers in this da- Wait a minute. You can't be one of the followers of the Gud faith! Filled with signs of weakness; cuts and bruises. Can't take on a weak squirrel such as that without sustaining ridiculous damage! Blasphemy!"

The guy was mentally scarred because of this, bleeding out on the floor in front of this Godlike figure while he tongue-lashes the nonbeliever. Sadly, it doesn't get much better;

"I fear that I must show thee the true meaning of 'git gud'! You make it past this, and I shall make you the next Gudness prophet, blessed with true skill. Lose, and thou shalt become the laughingstock of the people who could not handle my intense regime."

Wait... regime? Who WAS this God, the guy thinks. But, putting two and two together, it was a visage of the one and only Cranky Kong, Giver of advice, God of skill.

But before the guy knows it, he's been transported... to another universe entirely. A dark area, only lit by a massive number of candles. The room shows a closed stone coffin straight ahead. A girl was laying dormant in front of it. As the guy gets closer, the candles go out one by one rapidly, soon being replaced by a sort of dark fire, sucking the light out of the room as the coffin opens to reveal a being of unimaginable power. A spirit is a more apt description though. Slowly rising out of the coffin, the entire world above becomes cloaked in darkness. However, the world above was completely lifeless; dead. Skeletons everywhere. A ghastly reality.

"Ah, a new vessel. At long last."

The spirit, before standing straight and tall (easily the size of the room), proceeds to cusp its massive, purple hands around the lifeless girl, bending over her. A bright flash occurs, spreading all across the land. A massive, extremely violent earthquake spans the world, lasting for upwards of 30 seconds before finally subsiding.

The flash of light also subsides, revealing that the spirit has possessed the girl. She became extremely pale, and the dress that she was wearing had become completely darkened, and subsequently even more regal than before. Fear was all that was felt as she was revealed.

"...Were you the one who resurrected me? ...No, you were not. No matter. I have returned, and that is all that matters!"

She points towards the guy, her eyes turning a demonic red; her crown making her look ever the more menacing than she already was.

"Muhuhuhuh. Tell you what. You become my servant, and I can have you live a long, fulfilling life."

Of course, the guy refuses. Who the gorilla would want to work for her?

"No? Fine, be that as it may. However, you will not be permitted to live. Your worst nightmare is about to unfold!"

Cue attacks. However, while attacking, the guy realizes that he only has a measly 1 HP for the fight. Sadly, this distraction cost him his life, when a dark thunderbolt smashes into his skull. "Pathetic. A normal person would simply have said 'yes' out of fear." Needless to say, the guy dies.

...And respawns, again with 1 HP, at the exact same location, with everything reset. "You know, I shall give you one more chance. No more mulligans. You are on your own. Hope you got gud from that experience." Cue cutscene that has just played. Again, he says no, because he knows that it will just cause a game over. The fight begins.

Masterfully evading the "Shadow Queen"'s attacks; the lightning, the hands, et cetera, he manages to get her down to about half of her health. He was blasted back by a shockwave, straight into a wall, doing no damage, but stunning him.

"Huh. So you're stronger than you look. Muhuhuh. This body is still unfamiliar to me. Well, time to revert back to what I have destroyed the world with all those years ago! [b]Now, I shall show you true fear!!"[/b]

As the witch says this, she transforms. A dark wind blows out from the Shadow Queen, as she transforms into the grotesque, purple spirit, the vessel engulfed in a dark cloud and risen from the ground into it. The monstrosity speaks as her transformation completes and the guy recovers from being stunned.

"In this form, your attacks are like those of a child. So, really, don't even try. Just give up."

The guy comes to, and begins wailing on her again. She wasn't even fazed. "Pitiful. What did I tell you?"
She sweeps her hand towards the guy, who narrowly evades out of the way. Her other hand does the same, and he also evades that one. Dark lightning crashes down, and was very narrowly evaded. More attacks from the guy did absolutely nothing at all. "Muhuhuh. You really are persistent." The two hands submerge into the ground... only to transform into more hands. They attempt to grab the guy by the feet and drag him into the abyss. They succeed, and begin trying to do... something to him. Thankfully, the guy manages to defend well enough to not get murdered. The Shadow Queen's Spirit, however, was busy spewing poisonous gas from her mouth. The guy manages to hold his breath for long enough for the poison to dissipate.

The guy had enough, and proceeded to hit the Shadow Queen with a slash capable of cleaving apart worlds. The world was split in two as the blade smashed into the Shadow Queen.
...
...
She received no damage. "Hm... your attacks have gotten to be quite the bother." Various screams of agony could be heard from... somewhere. Perhaps behind the Fourth Wall? Who knows. But whatever happened, the thousands of little hands were gone for a while, and the Shadow Queen quickly became healthy again, fully healing her. "Muhuhuhuh. There, all of the damage you have dealt prior has now been reverted."

The guy begins to panic as the Shadow Queen begins to charge up energy for a large blast. The power was surging around the spirit's body. Clearly he was going to die a painful death. The Shadow Queen speaks up again. "You have no hope to defeat me. However, I feel merciful as of now. I will ask again. Will you serve me? If so, we will forget that this ever happened."

The guy replies that he would rather die than to serve a demon such as her.

"Hm. Alright. Looks like you will be falling right here. [b]A n d n o t h i n g w i l l s a v e y o u ."[/b]

...Something feels off at this moment. Like, something should be happening right about now. Like, an ex machina moment. But it's not happening. Instead, nothing happens except the Shadow Queen charging up. "Goodbye." The blast was humongous; dark energy quickly floods the room spontaneously, causing the guy to instantly blow up into little chunks of blood-splattered meat upon hitting the wall. Diced beyond belief at the sharp, blade-like energies that should have never existed. The remaining chunks fall to the floor, while the Shadow Queen goes to conquer the surface. The guy has failed Cranky Kong horrendously. "My advice? Git Gud."
---MEANWHILE, in our universe...---
There's a suspicious lack of "High Priest of a Strange God"s around for some reason... I wonder why...

And what is that incoherent mess above? Eh, probably nothing.

Originally posted on 2017-02-21 04:26:00

mastery 8?%
energy: 2?/16
create a high priest of the strange god portal
11/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 14/20
the terror sheep should live more!
having decided this, and also hating the shepard from before, I create a rift to another reality where he used woolly the sheep 10 times,stab him in the gut, and sheer all his sheep. after I sheer the 1000 sheep, I create a massive ritual circle that is just big enough to fit a terror sheep on it and drop all the wool. this wool is then absorbed, and heals its wool. the terror sheeps wool is healed, and then I go find a sweater emporium. this sweater emporium is located in hell, and I get sweet deals because the devil my friend, sort of.
anyway i get a heaping pile of steal-wool sweaters and spike-jackets, which i also pile on the circle to give the sheep more wool. the wool the sheep gains from this is metallic and spikey, for some reason. I then sheer some wool, enchant it with unbreaking and protection 20 and sacrifice them again. then i cast "mage armor" on them and a cushioning charm (D&D and harry potter)

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 11:21:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer (Damaged heavily)
Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster
Armor: NA

FVS decides it's time to stop pissing about and just take action already. I feel inclined to agree with her. Thus, this time, she quickly identifies the Terror Sheep as being the problematic target, runs right up to the thing, takes aim with the damaged Corpse Piercer, and fires. Erm... That has not improved the quality of the gun in the slightest, but now there is the barrel of an entire zombie-flesh-based rifle embedded deep in the Terror Sheep's wool. FVS poker-faces.

"Welp, that one's wrecked."

Out of the need for a new sniper rifle to replace the one she only just lost, FVS quickly takes a look through her combat specials in the hope she can remember which one resulted in a rifle being granted to her. She frowns faintly. Then, she remembers, and locks in Corpse Maker - Basic.

One BIG problem: 6/15 (+1 from darkside)
+2 to Darkside

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 12:38:00

+2 to emerald_mann
leper gnome 10/15 (1 attack, 1 health. Deals two damage to the simumodder on death)

I notice how the head of the terror sheep is relatively exposed. And also highly vulnerable. I climb up the best Shadow of the Colossus style and, when I get to its head, stuff explosives into its ears.
i then get very far away just in time for the sheep to go boom.

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 16:21:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487612234))

SEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAMESEEKTHENAME- Ah, where was i? I was nowhere, that's where. Anyway, the Vengeful god decides to, for whatever reason, chow down on some food. It's quite... average, really. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just some meats and some grains. You know, the usual. It's not particularly special really. After finishing the meal it quickly returns to it's duty of destroying the AS side. But... But, as it looks down upon the battlefield from a conveniently placed hill, it begins to feel... an hunger. Has it not just feasted, and though it may have been simple and lacking, was it not filling? As it mulls over this turn of events, hunger consuming it, bit by bit, organ by organ, thought by thought, the eternal clash of steel against steel continues. Or rather, candy corn against nuke, rubbery limb against concept, teeth against strange chewy liquid. Sometimes, it's a pretty sight. Other times, it's a massive red eyesore. But those thoughts are rather distant from the Vengeful God's mind. See, as you may have guessed, a certain peckishness echos within it. An peckishness which it cannot account for. An unaccountable peckishness, if you will. It desires to fill it's stomach with food. Yet, no matter what, normal food seems to do naught to quell it. Desperate to quell it's hunger. But, before it's eyes, a card descends. A strange card, bordered black. No matter what epic attack tears it to shreds, it simply passes though. Before long, the Vengeful God holds the ACEOFHUNGER. Suddenly, a multiple few urges grow within. Perhaps it should consume those strange fungal-tasting nuts on a tree? Or maybe, it seeks a different type of food. Rare meat? No, not rare meat per say. RAW meat. It knows of a village nearby that has a shop that would cater to it's need. But.. it's late at night. And it has little in the way of wealth. It has only known ruin and vengeance, and never wealth. Wealth has been not but a disgusting heresy, the result of complacence. It is, therefore with great shame, it takes a small loan from a local bank. This won't be relevant, literally ever. Nope. I did not just load that gun on the wall pointing at the Vengeful God. The next phase is naught but running. The distance is not short, not long. Though we will see no tales of the glory of his journey, we will see no tales of his swiftness. Though he moved at a pace unseen by mortals or gods, fueled by hunger. Of course, as you no doubt understand, this only fuels his hunger far more than any consumption of food ever could. It is late at night that he finally arrives. He dashes though the village, and bangs on the butcher's door until it opens. He, naturally, is charged extra for the midnight visit. Upon receiving the meat, he some is teleported back to the battlefield, wherein everyone gets to "enjoy" the sight of him tearing away at the meat frantically, eating each bite like it could be his last. Slobber and blood files everywhere as he makes a fool of himself. He does feel a bit less hungry now, but he also feels like he is flirting with disaster...   XII - The Hanged Man 13/20 ??? - The Reaper: 5/10 ??? - The Sorcerer 0/10 ?? - The Summoner 0/10 ??? - The Archer 0/10 XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician 2+ toast

You unfortunately fail to hit the Vengeful God with your attack, as the Terror Sheep is bodyguarding him...
BUT! The Terror Sheep's sudden desire for raw meat causes it to go on that butchers visit, and by the time it gets back, it seems to have lost interest in bodyguarding the Vengeful God, it is simply too hungry. The Vengeful God is now vulnerable to attacks.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487612324))

mastery 8% energy: 12/16 create a high priest of the strange god portal 10/20 Awestruck +1 ire my world has more then just portals 13/20 +2 simu placeholder vengeful god uses Convert high priest of the vengeful god uses Boundaries in the Veil Fanatic Warriors attack black commander, else emperor, else heriopant, else that singularity thing porkchops use the same as FW, but one of them bodyblocks high priest. [action undecided] Spoiler Alert Amendment one and a half. some time after the world formed, its elements touched. water and air created electricity, fire and water formed [big]energy[/big] (bigger for visibility due to color, not importance), and so on. the world marched on, and there were other combinations. water combined with all. attack pattern: electrifying power Aurelion Sol the skys are not yours to command. theres a crackle of ozone and they barely dodge a blast of energy that materialised in their face, singing their nose-analogue, before a bolt of lightning strikes them from behind, and they fall to the ground. my body turns into pure light and i appear behind them, gathering power in my fist. they try to attack me, but i dodge out of the way and punch them, the force of the strike bursting them high into the air. """kah- meh - hah- meh - schla""" boom, big explosion. i raise my hands and several orbs of pure energy form in the air,  and thrust them forwards before the dust settles. another teleport, and i'm in the cloud, right behind them, and I swing my hand upwards. a wave of energy spreads from my fingertips and they get launched into the middle of the cloud of energy balls. i close my still-open hand into a fist and the balls of energy all fly into aurelion sol. while their being bombarded, I teleport above them and gather a helix of raw energy and electricity, waiting for them to fall to the ground from the bombardment, and as they start to fall I teleport downwards at them and strike them mid-teleport, meaning i am hitting them at a theoretically infinite velocity. they smash into the ground with a large hole in their torso, and I lift them upwards with my other hand. I then smash into them with the helix-drill, smashing them onto a large chunk of iron ore. I blink over and strike them with lightning repeatedly, electrocuting them, and fire one more burst of power.

You create the portal and gain 1% exp.
Your entities will do as you say.
As for that attack... how shocking! 7000 damage to Aurelion Sol!
+9000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1487612757))

amazeholder

#ominousforeshadowing

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1487618783))

Alicia freaks out, realises that she should have done it last turn and immediately scans The Vengeful God's Convert, or the Vengeful God entirely.

Vengeful God: A powerful being, godlike in power, and perhaps in form as well, although that seems to be beyond what the update terminal cares about. Has a powerful bloodlust and desire to see his enemies smitten into the dirt for daring to harm his followers.
Convert: Summons a Converted Royal Guard. In time, even royalty must bow to the power of the gods of their world.
Royal Guard: 15,000 HP. 6 blade durability. 8,000 attack
Aura Charge: 2 round charge, deals 20K damage.
passives: blocking Royal Guard can block attacks until his blade breaks with what is essentially AC. blocking an attack removes one durability. AC is equal to remaining blade durability.
sturdy: (converted)royal guard cannot take or heal more then 5000 damage from an attack, nor can he heal more then that from a heal, unless either would normally deal more then 10,000 damage

+2000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1487618930))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 20 / 20 (EXPENDING...) The Raven The Doctor: 17 / 20 (+4, JOE, Simu) +1 to JOE +1 to the Author Current Summons Marron prepares to slaughter the Hierophant once and for all, when suddenly, a girl draped in black and red walks onto the field, a cloud of rose petals fluttering into the air in her wake. She gives a perky smile to Marron as she wonders onto the field. rr: Heeeey! I was told to come and meet a "Marron Nolastname"? Marron stares at the girl. tc: ...Ruby Rose? tc: How the hell did you- tc: ...it was the Supplier who told you to find me, wasn't it? rr: Yep! rr: He's a huge fanboy, and I simply couldn't refuse! tc: Figures. tc: Anyway, you're not needed here. tc: So go and do me a favo and go gorilla y- Ette promptly muffles Marron using one of her floofy limbs. She signs something to Marron, and the puppeteer nods in agreement. Meanwhile, Ruby is busy both taking offence to Marron's almost-completed comment, and squeeing about Ette. rr: Eeeee! That puppet is so... cute! rr: Can I please hug it- Marron shushes the huntress. tc: Maaaybe. tc: How about if you kill that Grimm over there... tc: ...then I'll let you hug Ette. As much as you want. Marron points to the Hierophant. Ruby retorts, saying something along the lines of "That doesn't look like a Grimm.", but decides that getting the hug is truly the most important thing. Ever. Hugs are amazing. Besides, the Supplier described Marron as a good girl; surely, the thing she's pointing towards is pure evil, and nearly as bad as a Grimm? Marron kicks back and watches as the real huntress springs into action! She quickly launches herself up into the air, slamming her scythe into one of those bird-friends that the Hierophant has that just so happens to be passing by. The bird, somehow unhindered, keeps flying towards the Hierophant. She then fires a round, cutting off the wing of the bird with the sheer power of the recoil of the Crescent Rose. She spirals down onto another bird that's circling the Hierophant, and then using it as a platform, launches herself towards the Hierophant. She effortlessly removes the right foot of the Hierophant, causing it to fall down to its knees! It tweets out a command to the other lesser birds in the area, causing them to all swarm Ruby Rose! She smiles, chambers some electric rounds into the Crescent rose, then goes to town. She leaps onto a divebombing bird, and then fires downward. The shot pierces the bird, sending it crashing down to the ground while Ruby launches herself upwards. She begins to unload round after round into the air, each shot precisely calculated to launch her towards a bird to launch off of, with the fired rounds eliminating a bird each. Every bird that she launches off of is sent off-course due to the sheer force of the Crescent Rose, causing it to careen out of the air, and into the ground! A few unlucky birds end up crashing into the Hierophant, pointy beaks first. Once most of the flock is down, she uses her semblance, transforming into a cloud of rose petals! She dashes around in the air, manoeuvring around birds before positioning herself right about the Hierophant! She transforms back into her human form, about one hundred meters in the air above the Hierophant. She fires a round straight into the air, and as the recoil launches herself downwards, the Crescent Rose transforms into a spear! She plummets downwards, skewering four other birds before she slams the tip of the spear into the Hierophant, a spray of pink blood spewing forth from the wound! She then fires a round down into the Hierophant, launching the Crescent Rose and herself far into the air once more! However, a particularly good lesser bird tackles her in midair! The shock of pain causes her to cry out in agony, letting go of her weapon by accident. She crashes into the ground, only her Aura protecting her. Then a flock of birds begins to peck at her. Marron, watching from the distance, decides that Ruby Rose is a gorillaing casual, and... doesn't do anything, until Ette spurs her on to save the huntress. Marron sighs, readies the Nightmarron, and instead of launching herself in as she normally would, takes careful aim and removes the head of another bird. Then another. Then she accidentally shoots the Hierophant himself because she kinda missed that time. But the next shot also kills a bird. Marron unloads an entire clip into the flock, and once a dozen dead birds lie at the rose's feet, she's able to get back up, and resume her assault. She gives Marron a thumbs-up, to which Marron returns a bird flip. She shrugs, picks up the Crescent Rose and then quickly removes a wing from the Hierophant. From the distance, Marron loads another clip, and shells the birds that are attempting to harass Ruby from all sides. Ruby then fires a few rounds to accelerate her blade, and removes yet another wing from the Hierophant. The Hierophant then also has flashbacks to the last time Marron attacked it when Ruby, just like Marron, plunges her blade into the Hierophant's torso and cleaves him in half. The Hierophant, instead of going through incredible agony like last time, just kinda goes "not this gorilla again" as he gets a nice look at his own disembodied legs. Then- rr: Marron! We should work together and do a cool finishing move! rr: I know you've been kinda mean, but I think it'd be fun! tc: Nope. tc: You're perfectly capable of doing it yourself. rr: But think of the bonus damage points you'd get to deal! tc: What the gorilla is a damage point!? [small][small]rr: You know perfectly well what I'm talking about. rr: Come oooon. You know you can't resist the damage! tc: ...Fine. You've convinced me.[/small][/small] Marron launches herself towards Ruby Rose, landing a few feet away from her. Ruby then snatches Marron's hand, and fires a round to the side, causing herself to rotate. Ruby keeps firing, and Marron, being spun around by Ruby's hand, holds out her scythe. As the two spin rapidly, Marron wipes hordes of lesser birds out of the skies, all working desperately to save their leader. And with every full rotation, two scythe blades cut into the Hierophant! Once every single lesser bird is dead, Marron aims downwards air fires, sending the both of them straight up, still twirling from Ruby's antics! The two of them both simultaneously swap into spear mode, and as they fall, they lock their spears together. Both the puppeteer and the rose plummet downwards, and pierce the Hierophant's head with a gigantic spear. And by "pierce", I mean violently gib, sending a massive burst of pink blood across the field that absolutely disgusts Ruby, and causes Marron to smile. Ruby wipes a large splattering of blood off her face, and then extends a bloodstained limb to Marron. Marron lets out a sigh, then shakes the girl's hand. Ruby then takes notice to something... rr: Hey, you look just like me- Marron flips out, and flings Ruby a few feet, sending her tumbling. Her aura, apparently weakened from the assault of birds that she went through earlier, dissolves. tc: N-No I don't! gorilla off! Just... get out of here! rr: W-Why...? rr: O-Okay... Ruby, feeling somewhat rejected, sadly trods off away from Marron. Ette runs towards the wilting Rose, and gives her a nice floofy hug, just as she wanted. After about a solid minute of hugging, Ruby then runs off, apparently re-energised. Ette waves her adieu as she runs off into the distance, Crescent Rose in hand.

RIP the Hierophant. The Hierophant finds itself completely and utterly annihilated by the onslaught of Ruby Rose and Marron. There's even 10000 overkill damage to the Emperor in the bargain! (and suddenly the silver wossname is way more powerful than I stopped to think about.) oh wait that's right I nuked wossname
+8000 XP because that was a good attack.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1487620928))

20 7/20. (+2 from Battlefury) 20 2/20. +2 to Battlefury The Steel-Eating Tiger, now on it's last legs, glares at the Terror Sheep with some impure mixture of hatred and hunger. Aurelion Sol uses Centre of the Universe on the two Fanatic Warriors and the Terror Sheep. Orbs of starfire circle him, before colliding with each in a fantastic explosion of stardust! Aurelion Sol: I think you'll find that the universe has ways of dealing with threats. And by 'the universe', I am of course referring to myself. The Hydrattler uses Serpent's Glare on the High Priest of a Strange God.

Your entities will do as you say.
...Not much else happens.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1487621082))

All right, this naptime nonsense has been going on for long enough. I begin to play The Most Unwanted Song. It's not bad, exactly, but it is so shockingly discordant that the entities can't help but stay awake to listen on in horrified fascination. Also I clean up this chocolate because it's starting to accumulate and get sticky  and really, fluffy animals like those in the sanctuary probably shouldn't be eating chocolate! +2 to emerald_mann Leper gnome 7/15(1 attack, 1 health, deals two damage to the simumodder upon death.)

You change the weather back to clear. There's still tons of chocolate all over the place, but that's for someone else to worry about.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1487621911))

I shrug and grab my Blade from the fire.... oh crap it's on fire. HOW IS IT ON FIRE? THIS MAKES NO SENSE! In an attempt to get the fire off, I slash quickly at the air. This DOES get rid of the fire, but with an odd side effect of summoning a moving wall of fire... it appears to be headed straight the Priest of the Strange God. It appears I somehow made a Firewall with the Malware Blade. I memorize how I did that, and plan to add that as an usable effect using charges when I have spare time Virus 2.0: 16/20 (+1 from Darkside) ZTF: 17/20 Should be ready this turn with another post from both me and 1412... +2 1412

Your clever wordplay inflicts not only virus, but 3 rounds of burning and 2000 damage upon the High Priest. Including the damage mitigation from the portal.
+4500 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1487625928))

10/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? Done. 2/15 Vortex Swarm (+1 from Ire) +2 Bfury (Charge Action) A man walks onto the battlefield, hungry. Luckily, there is a empty picnic area with a meat sandwich. Not so fortunately, there is a PETA supporter right there. The man picks up the sandwich and takes a bite out of it, only for it to get slapped out by the PETA Supporter. PETA SUPPORTER: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING, TRYING TO EAT AN INNOCENT ANIMAL!?!?!?!?!? SANDWICH GUY: I'm hungry, damnit! I just want to eat some food! PETA SUPPORTER: YEAH, BUT YOU'RE EATING AN ANIMAL, AND ANIMALS DON'T DESERVE TO BE EATEN!!!!!!!! SANDWICH GUY: I acknowledge I'm eating an animal, but it's food. And food is made to be eaten. PETA SUPPORTER: I SAID THAT ANIMALS DON'T DESERVER TO BE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!! SANDWICH GUY: Shut your trap and go to the local vegan pizza place. And thus, PETA War 9001 began. TERRAIN CHANGE! The terrain is now a Battlefield of Civilians. Every turn, two things will spawn. [x50] PETA Supporter 10/10 HP [PS] [x50] PETA Non-Supporter 10/10 HP [AS] These two entities will only attack each other, with each unit dealing 10 damage, meaning that they will keep one-shotting each other. They will stop spawning if either these entities have spawned 30 times (If this scenario happens, the terrain will change into a Typical Battleground, which does nothing) or the terrain is changed. If any troops are left over from this terrain once they stop spawning, they will be permanently allied with their respective side and every turn attack one random opposing entity. Essentially, they are turned into GM-controlled entities. FaZe and Hat_Daggzz suddenly have knives and stab a Fanatic Warrior. A Terrifying Porkchop(s) is blasted with the noise "om nom nom" so many times it flips out and jumps into a fire.

Terrain changed to PETA Turf War!
Your entities will do as you say.
You blast the noise so loud that not only does the terrifying porkchop flip into a fire, it flips so hard it takes one of its buddies with it!
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1487629753))

I throw a bomb at the Terror Sheep's wool. The bomb happens to contain several Relish Nukes. Hint Lord: 4/15

Oh no not the relish nukes... wait, I thought thosse were supposed to be harmless...
A crowd of hungry picknickers come through and eat the relish covered portions of the wool.
Uh... guess those guys really like relish.
5000 damage to the Wool.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1487651180))

+1 Emerald, +1 Engie Explosive Potential (14/20) [UPGRADE] (+1 Engie) Just wants to be famous (13/20) (+1 Engie) --- Note to Marron: Attempting to take out the guy who could easily lift a massive, dense chunk of lead was a horrendous idea. Especially when that same guy could easily take on a certain other character from a certain other plane of existence. As she soon learned due to the fact that 'Splodimus, despite being pinned, moved his head to one side of his body to evade the spike. Easily. Then, a Concussive blast, originating from 'Splodimus, goes off... let's just say the lead was simply shot up enough to allow him to roll out from under it. It happened so quickly it was just a blur to the naked eye. 'Splodimus manages to get on top of the chunk of lead, speaking to Marron in an honestly mildly threatening, yet at the same time, concerned tone. "I'd've liked fer ya not to get in me way, lass. I see a foe, I tear it apart. I'd say t' try t' not 'ave you or yer sis get in me way if that were th' case, but continue t' persist 'gainst me, an' ye'll 'ave yet 'nother thing comin' fer ya. 'Sides, I'se got better targets now anyways." After this, he turns his eyes to... that guy. He hasn't noticed yet, but something was nagging at his spine. As if something was about to go horribly... horribly wrong. "Gravitas!" ...Okay, nothing seemed to happen to the guy? But 'Splodimus seems to have gotten considerably heavier. It oddly didn't bother him all that much, as if his meteor suit was taking all the weight for itself. "Shields on, everything's fastened to their tightest, let's roll." Nothing has happened to the guy so far, except for the feeling of dread looming around the place. Then, the cause showed itself. 'Splodimus. "Gods. Priests. And now fanatical warriors of this 'faith'. Can't tell if or when ya went mad. But this 'god' ya made up controls ya now, as 'is prized puppet. As is th' fate o' th' most devoted, more oft'n than not. An' what better way t' stifle a faith than t' halt th' god's puppet in their tracks? An' provide a challenge that a real God completes on a daily basis?" Blades and telekinetic powers likely were already being flung at 'Splodimus already, to absolutely zero avail, the blades breaking off as soon as they hit him, and 'Splodimus being so heavy that he was impossible to move without some tremendous effort; effort that this guy likely doesn't have without physically and mentally straining himself to his highest degree just to get him off the ground, allowing 'Splodimus to easily walk up to the likely sporadically teleporting guy who was fruitlessly attacking him. Right when one of his teleports ended, it turns out Generic Dynamite #2569034 was right there (and this also happens if he doesn't teleport at all), and just so happens to be on it's last little bit of fuse. Instantly after teleporting to literally on top of the dynamite, it's set off, flinging the guy forward and upward... which was extremely dangerous, considering the fact that 'Splodimus has an insane amount of acrobatic skill, proven by the fact that he, with his heavy suit, easily got it off the ground (and thus, himself as well) in order to punch the guy down into the ground. At approximately lightspeed from about 50 meters above the ground. "Worthless." The guy, now close to the Mantle of the Earth, realizes that his powers were completely ineffective against this new adversary. There was also a decrepit old shrine a little ways away from his current location. He rushes over, and leaves a sacrifice of Cave Spider to it. No response. So, the guy decides to go bigger. Better. He takes out a nearby generic eldritch abomination, and presents it as a sacrifice. Still nothing. Peeved, he goes really deep into the caves, finding a large chain chomp made of hard, dense Luminite. A challenge worth anyone's mettle, if they could defeat it. Going to defeat the beast with some difficulty and some minor wounds, he lays this massive hunk of metal on the sacrificial altar. Yet nothing but the darkness of the cave and the heat of magma from in under. Now it's just getting annoying, so he hunts down some of the biggest game ever. A vicious beast, said to take the lives of any it came across. But legends will be legends, and he slew the beast... but not without sustaining some massive damage. Really beaten apart, he takes the slain hunk of meat and armor to the altar. Though upon laying it down upon the altar, he notices the letters "G I T G U D" carved on the side of the sacrificial altar beside the beautiful designs. But before an escape could be made... The shrine reacts, and confines the guy to within the shrine, while a white ball of light simply emerges from the back of the shrine. The terrifying (to him) face of a certain old monkey becoming ever the more visible to the guy. It speaks, disregarding the fact that the guy in front of him that was gravely wounded needs some serous attention. "Gudness, there's still followers in this da- Wait a minute. You can't be one of the followers of the Gud faith! Filled with signs of weakness; cuts and bruises. Can't take on a weak squirrel such as that without sustaining ridiculous damage! Blasphemy!" The guy was mentally scarred because of this, bleeding out on the floor in front of this Godlike figure while he tongue-lashes the nonbeliever. Sadly, it doesn't get much better; "I fear that I must show thee the true meaning of 'git gud'! You make it past this, and I shall make you the next Gudness prophet, blessed with true skill. Lose, and thou shalt become the laughingstock of the people who could not handle my intense regime." Wait... regime? Who WAS this God, the guy thinks. But, putting two and two together, it was a visage of the one and only Cranky Kong, Giver of advice, God of skill. But before the guy knows it, he's been transported... to another universe entirely. A dark area, only lit by a massive number of candles. The room shows a closed stone coffin straight ahead. A girl was laying dormant in front of it. As the guy gets closer, the candles go out one by one rapidly, soon being replaced by a sort of dark fire, sucking the light out of the room as the coffin opens to reveal a being of unimaginable power. A spirit is a more apt description though. Slowly rising out of the coffin, the entire world above becomes cloaked in darkness. However, the world above was completely lifeless; dead. Skeletons everywhere. A ghastly reality. "Ah, a new vessel. At long last." The spirit, before standing straight and tall (easily the size of the room), proceeds to cusp its massive, purple hands around the lifeless girl, bending over her. A bright flash occurs, spreading all across the land. A massive, extremely violent earthquake spans the world, lasting for upwards of 30 seconds before finally subsiding. The flash of light also subsides, revealing that the spirit has possessed the girl. She became extremely pale, and the dress that she was wearing had become completely darkened, and subsequently even more regal than before. Fear was all that was felt as she was revealed. "...Were you the one who resurrected me? ...No, you were not. No matter. I have returned, and that is all that matters!" She points towards the guy, her eyes turning a demonic red; her crown making her look ever the more menacing than she already was. "Muhuhuhuh. Tell you what. You become my servant, and I can have you live a long, fulfilling life." Of course, the guy refuses. Who the gorilla would want to work for her? "No? Fine, be that as it may. However, you will not be permitted to live. Your worst nightmare is about to unfold!" Cue attacks. However, while attacking, the guy realizes that he only has a measly 1 HP for the fight. Sadly, this distraction cost him his life, when a dark thunderbolt smashes into his skull. "Pathetic. A normal person would simply have said 'yes' out of fear." Needless to say, the guy dies. ...And respawns, again with 1 HP, at the exact same location, with everything reset. "You know, I shall give you one more chance. No more mulligans. You are on your own. Hope you got gud from that experience." Cue cutscene that has just played. Again, he says no, because he knows that it will just cause a game over. The fight begins. Masterfully evading the "Shadow Queen"'s attacks; the lightning, the hands, et cetera, he manages to get her down to about half of her health. He was blasted back by a shockwave, straight into a wall, doing no damage, but stunning him. "Huh. So you're stronger than you look. Muhuhuh. This body is still unfamiliar to me. Well, time to revert back to what I have destroyed the world with all those years ago! [b]Now, I shall show you true fear!!"[/b] As the witch says this, she transforms. A dark wind blows out from the Shadow Queen, as she transforms into the grotesque, purple spirit, the vessel engulfed in a dark cloud and risen from the ground into it. The monstrosity speaks as her transformation completes and the guy recovers from being stunned. "In this form, your attacks are like those of a child. So, really, don't even try. Just give up." The guy comes to, and begins wailing on her again. She wasn't even fazed. "Pitiful. What did I tell you?" She sweeps her hand towards the guy, who narrowly evades out of the way. Her other hand does the same, and he also evades that one. Dark lightning crashes down, and was very narrowly evaded. More attacks from the guy did absolutely nothing at all. "Muhuhuh. You really are persistent." The two hands submerge into the ground... only to transform into more hands. They attempt to grab the guy by the feet and drag him into the abyss. They succeed, and begin trying to do... something to him. Thankfully, the guy manages to defend well enough to not get murdered. The Shadow Queen's Spirit, however, was busy spewing poisonous gas from her mouth. The guy manages to hold his breath for long enough for the poison to dissipate. The guy had enough, and proceeded to hit the Shadow Queen with a slash capable of cleaving apart worlds. The world was split in two as the blade smashed into the Shadow Queen. ... ... She received no damage. "Hm... your attacks have gotten to be quite the bother." Various screams of agony could be heard from... somewhere. Perhaps behind the Fourth Wall? Who knows. But whatever happened, the thousands of little hands were gone for a while, and the Shadow Queen quickly became healthy again, fully healing her. "Muhuhuhuh. There, all of the damage you have dealt prior has now been reverted." The guy begins to panic as the Shadow Queen begins to charge up energy for a large blast. The power was surging around the spirit's body. Clearly he was going to die a painful death. The Shadow Queen speaks up again. "You have no hope to defeat me. However, I feel merciful as of now. I will ask again. Will you serve me? If so, we will forget that this ever happened." The guy replies that he would rather die than to serve a demon such as her. "Hm. Alright. Looks like you will be falling right here. [b]A n d n o t h i n g w i l l s a v e y o u ."[/b] ...Something feels off at this moment. Like, something should be happening right about now. Like, an ex machina moment. But it's not happening. Instead, nothing happens except the Shadow Queen charging up. "Goodbye." The blast was humongous; dark energy quickly floods the room spontaneously, causing the guy to instantly blow up into little chunks of blood-splattered meat upon hitting the wall. Diced beyond belief at the sharp, blade-like energies that should have never existed. The remaining chunks fall to the floor, while the Shadow Queen goes to conquer the surface. The guy has failed Cranky Kong horrendously. "My advice? Git Gud." ---MEANWHILE, in our universe...--- There's a suspicious lack of "High Priest of a Strange God"s around for some reason... I wonder why... And what is that incoherent mess above? Eh, probably nothing.

I would like to point out that the Hierophant's energy bursts are larger than just spikes. That's a full body attack right there. Regardless, you survived because Descendants have plot armor.
Oh jeez Scoob. 2000 words again. High Priest reduced to nonexistent powder.
+22000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487762497))

mastery 8?% energy: 2?/16 create a high priest of the strange god portal 11/20 Awestruck my world has more then just portals 14/20 the terror sheep should live more! having decided this, and also hating the shepard from before, I create a rift to another reality where he used woolly the sheep 10 times,stab him in the gut, and sheer all his sheep. after I sheer the 1000 sheep, I create a massive ritual circle that is just big enough to fit a terror sheep on it and drop all the wool. this wool is then absorbed, and heals its wool. the terror sheeps wool is healed, and then I go find a sweater emporium. this sweater emporium is located in hell, and I get sweet deals because the devil my friend, sort of. anyway i get a heaping pile of steal-wool sweaters and spike-jackets, which i also pile on the circle to give the sheep more wool. the wool the sheep gains from this is metallic and spikey, for some reason. I then sheer some wool, enchant it with unbreaking and protection 20 and sacrifice them again. then i cast "mage armor" on them and a cushioning charm (D&D and harry potter)

You restore 6000 health to the Terror Sheep's wool! That is a very strange way to get wool, and you wind up being chased by SHEEP for half an hour, but you got the wool at least!
+8000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1487767107))

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer (Damaged heavily) Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster Armor: NA FVS decides it's time to stop pissing about and just take action already. I feel inclined to agree with her. Thus, this time, she quickly identifies the Terror Sheep as being the problematic target, runs right up to the thing, takes aim with the damaged Corpse Piercer, and fires. Erm... That has not improved the quality of the gun in the slightest, but now there is the barrel of an entire zombie-flesh-based rifle embedded deep in the Terror Sheep's wool. FVS poker-faces. "Welp, that one's wrecked." Out of the need for a new sniper rifle to replace the one she only just lost, FVS quickly takes a look through her combat specials in the hope she can remember which one resulted in a rifle being granted to her. She frowns faintly. Then, she remembers, and locks in Corpse Maker - Basic. One BIG problem: 6/15 (+1 from darkside) +2 to Darkside

Combat Special: Corpse Maker (basic)
You already have the Corpse Shooter, but when it comes to borderline body horror weapons, there's so much more you could be using. And with the power of lazy writing Descendancy... you can get ahold of them. After a short story (well, by literary terms, but still too long to put here) you finish a shopping trip, equipped with a brand new sniper rifle. The Corpse Piercer. Supposedly made out of pieces of various snipers who died at the onset of the zombie apocalypse. Given the nature of the gun, it wouldn't surprise you. You carefully take stock, cold, hard resolve settling into your mind as you take careful aim, loading in the bullets with care. No one who passes in front of your sights will make it out alive. And you're going to make certain your sights fall on them. One swift motion. Load, click, boom.
6000 damage to the terror sheep, 1500 to the wool.

+4000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1487780504))

+2 to emerald_mann leper gnome 10/15 (1 attack, 1 health. Deals two damage to the simumodder on death) I notice how the head of the terror sheep is relatively exposed. And also highly vulnerable. I climb up the best Shadow of the Colossus style and, when I get to its head, stuff explosives into its ears. i then get very far away just in time for the sheep to go boom.

4000 damage to the Terror Sheep, 1000 damage to the wool.
Looks like the wool absorbs portions of incoming attacks based on how much of it is left.
+7000 XP

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 17:03:00

Darkside levels up: Level 3!
Combat Special unlocked: Wall-dropper (Basic)

EoTB:
The Steel-Eating Tiger licks its lips, looking at the super-hard wool of the Terror Sheep. Perhaps its made of metal? Could that be why it stands up so well? These are the thoughts that plague the tiger as it paces warily. Aurelion Sol uses Centre of the Universe, dealing 8000 damage to both of the fanatic warriors, but due to being very... yaaawwwwn tired, misses the terror sheep.

The Hydrattler finds itself unable to target the High Priest due to the High Priest's high "Dead" quality, and instead turns its serpent's glare on the Obscura, inflicting panic and burning for 2 rounds. The two Robloxian warriors charge the fanatic warriors, and in an incredibly awesome 2 on 2 swordfight that leaves the crowd cheering, the fanatic warriors are ded-ed. The Black Commander lines up another round of shots and takes out 2 of the terrifying porkchops, and the Emperor defaults to "Basic attack" again because the GM is a lazy git, dealing 15000 damage to the Terror Sheep's wool. This is followed by the egghead zombie completely failing its attack because it falls over and decides to take a nap due to the drowsy status effect.

On the other side of the field the Obscura is still being ominous... It takes the energy ball created a few rounds before, and then absorbs it into itself, doubling in attack power again! The Terrifying porkchops almost attack the Black Commander, only to realize that their numbers have been cut down to size too far and they won't even get past the AC. They instead target the Emperor, dealing 1500 damage.

The Vengeful God roars in outrage once more, and cuts a portal open on the battlefield. A figure steps through, a Converted Royal Guard. The Terror Sheep rears up again, and charges forwards, tearing through the terrifying porkchops and then into the AS lines to wreak havoc once more, driven by the terrible hunger given unto it by battlefury. Terrifying porkchops killed, Terror Sheep regains 9000 health, Steel Eating Tiger and Emperor killed, Hydrattler takes 10000 damage, Black Commander takes 8000 damage.

The Simumodder stands up again, and then frowns. Things fell apart REALLY fast, perhaps something should be done about that. He raises his hands in the air, then slams them on the ground. A ring of light ripples outwards, pushing a +2 to ire and another to JOEbob, spreading out further and further. Somewhere out in the distance, you hear the call of... multiple terrors, but you aren't certain how many.

Everything ticks up/down, and the PETA turf war goes basically nowhere.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the the Terror Sheep and assorted others!
Keep down the Vengeful God’s summon count!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Clear (no effect)
Terrain: PETA Turf War (summons 50 10 hit point, 10 attack PETA supporters and PETA non-supporters, which will try to kill each other.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 94/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Terror Sheep [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 97,000/100,000. Wool: 87,000/300,000. Floof: 4/5. Burning 4 rounds.
Vengeful God [PS - JOEbob][Elite]: Hp: 150,000/150,000. Convert: 1/3. True Incarnation 4/8. 1/30 Blood.. Blood Shield: Hp: 30000/30000
Converted Royal Guard [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 15,000/15,000. Aura Charge: 1/2.
Obscura [PS - Marron] Hp: 68500/80000. Gaze Into the End: 4/10. Poisoned 1 round. Panic 1 round. Burning 1 round.
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 9/10. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Astral Energy: 9%. Energy Stored: 11/18.
The Black Commander [AS - Speed]: Hp: 1000/35000. 2 AC. Drowsy 1 rounds
Hydrattler [AS - Toast]: Hp: 68000/80000. Heads x4: Hp: 10000/10000. Drowsy 1 rounds
FaZe_Turquoise [AS - Redstonetam] 30000/30000 HP. Drowsy 1 round
Hat_Daggzz [AS - Redstonetam] - 25000/25000 HP. Drowsy 1 rounds
Aurelion Sol [AS - Toast] - 43000/50000 HP. Another Constellation Never Hurt Anyone 2/10. Drowsy 1 round. Celestial Sinularity: 10000/10000 HP. 1 round until detonation
Egghead Zombie [AS - engie] - 25000/25000 HP. Drowsy 1 round
City [AS - Battlefury] - 22000 HP. Drowsy 1 round
Engie [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Emboldened
Battlefury [AS - Player] Hp: 8/10. Gloria Aurum [A] 5/5 colonists. 4/10 Greed. 40% durability. Infested.
Emerald_Mann [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Malware Blade [A] 30% durability. Infested



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Originally posted on 2017-02-22 17:03:00

mastery 9%
energy: 11/18
portal protects vengeful god
12/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 18/20 +2 simumodder +1 from ire
vengeful god summons the not-fanatic warrior summon it can summon that I forgot the name of.
royal guard bodyguards vengeful god.
I use infinite cheese on terror sheeps wool, producing AlL tHE cHEeSE!1!! and using it to heal the wall. as previously covered, cheese is purified health, so it doesn't take much to heal things with it. now, I don't have enough cheese yet, so i shall detail the process. first, I take 1/2 of the (infinite) cheese i got from my limit break, and preform a magic ritual that lets me ascend. after buying "divine milk" from the milk-store, i gain the ability to select other upgrades. my first prioritys are 'dungeons of cheese' and ' how to milk your dragon', which provide me with the ability to fight for cheese and raise a milk-able dragon, respectively. after chipping off some cheese from the legendary "big cheese" i have been gifted, I buy a cheese mixer from a conveniently-placed mortal store and instantly produce a lot of cookies because of my massive 'divine level' which i got when i 'ascended'. i then buy over 90 aunts, a cow, some partical accelerators, a time machine, 9 spacial rifts and 500 factories.

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 17:43:00

HELP REQUIRED WITH LEVELLING SYSTEM! 20 CHARGES, PLEASE! WILL REPAY IN ANY FORM (nothing too extravagant)! IF TWO PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO JOIN, PLEASE GIVE A 10 EACH. THREE PEOPLE - 7 EACH, ETC. THANK YOU!

Trickle uses his limit break to screw over Terror Sheep.
Terror Sheep runs in terror, while Trickle sends terrific and terrible tarantulas to tear Terror Sheep to teeny tiny... tiny...? I can't seem to find a word that fits and starts with 't'... anyway, moving along...
Trickle teases the Terror, then terrorizes them to tears. Taunting the Terror, Trickle tears the Terror talentedly. The last word might not be a word but I don't really care all that much.
He then crudely bashes the Sheep with a f!cking guitar, until it is reduced to a pulp.
The pulp is then thrown into Destroy the Godmodder 2: Operatorrrrrrrrrrr! where it, along with Dungkaka's horrible plan, gets the banhammer and disappears from existence.

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CHARGES
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??? - 10/20.
Burgrr - 2/20.
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+2 to Redstone.
QUEUE: [Ire].

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 19:26:00

20 8/20.
20 3/20.

+2 to Battlefury

I haven't really been feeling all that hot lately, hence my lapse in attacks.

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 19:43:00

Oh hey the second half of our elite is ready!
The zombies... are coming...
Well, technically it's Emerald_Mann's charge so I'll let them do whatever it is they need to do with it.

In the meantime, now that there's an AS advantage, I take my rules-lawyering from a few updates ago to the local appeals court, saying that my court case was invalid due to the obvious bias against my case from the PS advantage.
Leper gnome 12/15 (1 attack, 1 health, deals 2 damage to the simumodder on death)

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 22:40:00

I shoot the Terror Sheep with a generic laser!

It's so generic, that the Terror Sheep falls asleep!

Hint Lord: 5/15

Originally posted on 2017-02-22 23:13:00