I instantly spawn a city

XII - The Hanged Man 9/20 1+ from Darkside +1 From Toast
??? - The Reaper: 3/10
??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 20:01:00

8/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan?

+1 Toast, +1 Tailist

The Obscura gets slapped by a giant hand.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 00:13:00

wait what a +2
but I don't have any charges um
I put the +2 to use and, combining it with a 1 from my own post, begin to summon... a leper gnome.

Leper gnome: 3/15
but as for now...
I punch Obscura. It's clearly a dark type, and therefore fighting-type damage is super effective.

+2 to emerald_mann


Originally posted on 2017-02-16 08:03:00

I return from my six page hiatus. Oh boy! Finally! I seem to still be in the lead for ASs, which is insane.
I throw the O)u(O charge at my post to hopefully increase the damage it deals.
I also pass my Spoil of War over to Joe.

Ahem...
So, I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum...

"And I'm all out of butts to kick!"

Trickle takes said bubblegum and blows it up into a big balloon.

"Time to even out the odds!"

He hops onto the balloon and flies far away. And away. And away.
Until he reaches the Universal Area of Cheap Junk, also known as the UACJ. Basically, they clone stuff and sell it back, for much cheaper.

"Hmmm..."

Trickle picks out a big, red, bloody Pokeball and proceeds to exit the zone. Of course, since this junk is cheap, he only pays about ten IFCHs (Insert Fiction Currency Here).
He hops on the balloon and returns to the Battlefield.
The Pokeball is thrown on the ground, and...

"Discount Uzi, I choose you!"

A deformed, poorly drawn version of UserZero emerges from said Pokeball. (NOTE - NOT AN ACTUAL ENTITY).
Discount Uzi grins, which is both painful for her to do and painful for everyone to look at.

Yuser-NegatiffWon: hey
Yuser;negativOn: bois
User-Negatievf-Wone: is me
Yuserr: Neggatifly-One; cool and new
Usere-FegatnivONE: strait from tazzie"s closet
Yuser-NogaTivOn; is misus eye stabb u

Discount Uzi grabs the bubblegum and begins chewing it. It's gross. It's gross because Trickle chewed it prior. But it won't be a Tazzian™ Entity™ without some gross-out, right?
She(?) blows the bubblegum into a gun that shoots bubblegum.

ZUZER-negateve--UNe: dIE YOU FATT PEESE OF SHET

D.U. shoots the Bubblegun (heh) at the Vengeful God. He becomes sort of like a mummy, tangled up in bubblegum.
Trickle takes some of the bubblegum and ties it up to a mountain. The God hangs from it, sort of like a pendulum, while D.U. kicks him back and forth.
Of course, since the God is a God, and he is a Vengeful God at that, he breaks free from the prison that I have sentenced him to and begins fighting Discount Uzi.

yuzer-stabbey-grill:: OH NOE YU DONT!!!!!!1211!!1!!!!!!

She(?) swiftly dodges his attacks and places the God in a box.
He is shipped off to the UACJ and placed in a vat.
Through high-tech technology (yes I know that phrase doesn't make sense) he is cloned. Four Vengeful Clones are sold at the store.

D.U. turns the Bubblegun into a balloon yet again, and she proceeds to buy the Vengeful Clones for only a bit of IFCHs.
The Vengeful God storms out of the Clone Room, angry.

SHOTGUN-GIRL; CLOWNES, ATAK!!!1!

The Vengeful Clones run full speed at the Vengeful God, tackling him. Four Vengeful Clones are stronger than one, obviously. The Clones beat him and stuff him into a piñata.
Suddenly, 9001 little kiddies run inside the UACJ, beating the living crap out of the piñata.
The God breaks out of the piñata and accidentally murders all 9001 children.

WOOZEE: U MEYNIAK!!!!:0!!!how!!!!dare!!!!you!!!

D.U. takes out a Cool and New uPhone and calls 911. Obviously, since the keys 9 and 1 don't exist on the Cool and New uPhone, she calls one corn cob and two triangles instead.
The triangles wield the corn cob into battle, bashing the Vengeful God. They even pierce him themselves, since, well, they're sharp triangles.
The God cannot resist the corn, and tries some of it himself. Little does he know that there's actually poison inside of it!
But that's not the worst part. The corn actually wants to take revenge on the God for biting them, so they become Vengeful Corn and eat the Vengeful God.

Now, the two Vengefuls cancel each other out, so the Vengeful God simply becomes God. What's God's greatest weakness? That's right. Satan.
Trickle dials up an old friend and tells him to get his @$$ over here right now.

Satan: So?! Why'd you call me?!
"Look to your right."

Satan's "tired-of-your-sh!t" face becomes a "ANGERY" face as he stares down God.
They roll up their sleeves as the God grabs the Vengeful Corn and uses it as a gun.
D.U. passes Satan the Bubblegun.
They point it at each other...
MEXICAN STAND-OFF! OH BOY!

???: Wait... did you just say...
???: M E X I C A N ?!

Donald Trump suddenly bursts through the wall and beats the crap out of Satan, killing him.

???: YOU'RE NEXT!

He takes the Bubblegun and sticks it onto the God, making him unable to move. He starts beating him with a huge sack o' cash.

USHER MINSUS-ONE: DTRGJNGV9WENNFCREN

Discount Uzi then turns into an Unfair Tazzboss™, aka simply Tazzboss™ because let's face it, all Tazzbosses are unfair.

TAZZBOZZ: *Unfair Mechanic*!

The God is weakened by said Unfair Mechanic as the Tazzboss™ unleashes a horrible attack on him, wiping him out.

"Well, that was fun. Boy am I glad to be back."

---

CHARGES
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Mr. Meaty - 8/20.
Burgrr - 1/20.
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+2 to Consomme.
QUEUE: [ Speed, Redstone].

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 13:16:00

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1487003532))

+2 emerald_mann I invent a time machine. Of course I am no particle physicist so this time machine won't work for more than this post. Luckily that's all I'll need. I then disguise myself as the Simumoddder's low-poly travel agent using some cleverly-painted and properly folded cardboard, informing him that he's won a free temporal vacation to the tropical island Krakatoa in 1883 when tourists didn't know about the place. He can't resist the idea of relaxing on some tropical island while our entities kill each other, because let's face it the less attention he attracts the better. He goes off to pack. While he does that I abuse the time machine's "only this post" rule to get a few hundred past, future, and alternate selves to staff an airport, each with their own equally low-poly disguise. Together we establish a fake airport, complete with a real airplane with a flux capacitor.The simumodder eventually gets here and boards his flight. Back in 1883, the Simumodder's flight approaches Krakatoa. There is a noticeable lack of airports. No attempt to land is made. The Simumodder asks a steward about it, who informs the pilot. he comes back a moment later to say that this is very much intentional, tosses him a parachute, throws him out the window, and shouts at him to enjoy the vacation. all the Me's in the plane take off their disguises and go back to our respective presents, giggling madly. As for the simumodder... well, his vacation was cut short by the entire island erupting. The sound alone would be enough to kill anyone. If he somehow avoided that, there's still the lava. And the pyroclastic material. And the toxic gases. and the pure heat. If he somehow avoided that... he's stuck on the barren, charred, and shattered remains of an island. In 1883. Without another source of time travel it'll take him at least 134 years to get back here.

The Simumodder cackles madly as the volcano's eruption is retconned out of existence by the fact that the PS currently have the entity advantage.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487011790))

mastery 7% energy: 14/14 will portal attacks on: priority one: terror sheep, 2: priest of the strange god, 3: high priest (of the strange god). 3/20 Awestruck my world has more then just portals 4 /20 + 2 from simumodder +1 from ire +2 ire placehold High priests stats will be added here. \/ Spoiler Alert High priest 60,000/65,000 HP 8,000 Attack specials: boundarys in the veil: 2 turn, reduce High priests health and max health by 5,000, give all allied entitys +2000 attack for one turn our god trancends it all: 5 turn:  inflict "converted" on 1 chosen entity. passive: bloodletting 1/4 of the damage this entity deals is converted into health for itself I think I'll kill that there black commander. he would be dead, but it looks like piono doesnt believe the animation was made for DTS... oh well. i use Portaltech (Master) on black commander, then portal strike, before landing a whirling kick on him as he recovers,which smashes him into a pure obsidian spike, killing him instantly. high priest attacks Black commander if he is alive on high priests turn else he attacks steel eating tiger , priest of the strange god uses debt paid and dodges with a free action, and i wish i could control vengeful god... I then ask the simumodder to allow me to control vengeful god since i have a bunch of things set up to help him, which sadly only work if I am considered the owner, like so: "please let me control vengeful god. you should be able to clearly see the advantages this will afford you, it, and me, are worth it, especially since... well, you know what". pickup line for the contest thing: " Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Attack power of the High Priest nerfed slightly. Boundaries in the Veil nerfed as well.

ERROR: You may only use one special ability at a time! (No using limit breaks and combat specials in the same post)

Combat Special: Portaltech (Master)
Let the lessons in homicide via portal continue. Next up you shall show a nifty technique known to some people as "Partial object displacement", or as some people call it "a half telefrag". Now, portals are formed through rifts in space time. Unless other restrictions or cautions are taken, they don't care whether they are opened in or moved through an object. You can prove this. You raise your hands and two small, spinning portals appear in your hands. You launch them both straight at your opponent, following it up with a large portal that isn't spinning, altogether you have now just left 3 large, probably irreparable holes punched straight through your enemy.
2500 damage to the Black Commander!
The Priest of the strange god dodges and your entities will do as you say.

The Simumodder strokes his chin. "You know what, I guess it's your entity anyways, what the heck, go ahead and take the reigns. Entity control of the Vengeful God has been transferred.
+6500 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1487011909))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 20 / 20 (+4, JOE, Simu) (WAITING...) The Raven: 2 / 20 +1 to JOE +1 to the Author Current Summons tc: Ouuuuuch. The Black Commander took quite the hit. tc: Oh well. It's just another hostile anyway. Even if it does belong to him. tc: Anyway- Ette runs off towards the Black Commander, ready with even more sewing supplies. Although, given the blow that the Black Commander sustained, there isn't much left to sew on! So instead of simply patching the Black Commander up with needles and thread, Ette decides to enlist the help of an angel! Because that's totally a reasonable thing to do. Of course, angels are hard to come by unless you raid heaven, so she decides to simply call one down via method of soul infusion. The thing that Marron did to bind Ette's soul to the puppet that she resides in. Ette begins by calling over those two puppets that helped her heal the Cat Beast, who begin to stitch together a body not unlike Ette's, just of a larger scale. Once the eight-foot-tall body segment is done, consisting solely of fabric and bits of stuffing, Ette sews a cute little smile and two button eyes onto the body. Since she's considerate, Ette also decides to add some wings to the Angel so that she can maneuver around freely as she normally would. She takes the two Wing Frames that Marron gathered from the remnants of the Winged Beast, and then uses little bits of metal that fell from the Cat Beast last turn to create four more simple-ish wing frames. She puts black "stockings" over all six wing frames, before sewing them to the puppet body, Simurgh-style. Ette then politely asks Marron for a crate of feathers. She shrugs, goes "Sure, why not.", then heads off into somewhere looking for chickens, because that's the only thing that drops feathers for whatever reason. She then stumbles across a beautiful wooden house, and an automatic chicken coup that utilizes hoppers for egg collection. However, a guy with full diamond armor is nearby, surveying his lands from his balcony. Using the cover of the forest, Marron slinks through the shadows, climbs into the tallest tree that's within view of the balcony, then loads several rounds into the Nightmarron. From within the branches, she fires one round that somehow cleanly removes the helmet of the guy on the balcony! While he's in shock about where his hat just went, Marron launches herself forward out of the tree. She slashes into the guy, cleanly removing an arm! Before the guy can even process what's happened, Marron also removes his head, sending it toppling to the floor. She pushes over the guys body, then enters the house and loots an entire chest full of feathers. She also stole loads of gold and diamonds, but that's not important. She delivers the chest of feathers to Ette, then wanders back to the house to get a bigger haul of non-feathery stuff. Ette then takes the feathers, and carefully sews them into a white mesh, creating six majestic wings! She attaches them to the wing frames, then sits the limp puppet down against a tree. She then waits for Marron to come back, who does return eventually, loaded up with loads of iron, gold, lapis, and redstone. Ette beckons Marron over to go and bind an angel to the puppet. She paints a simple sigil with a six-pointed star on the forehead of the puppet, and draws some runes along the stockings of the wing frames. She then takes a needle, pricks herself, and uses a drop of her own blood to cast a spell... complete with latin chanting! tc: Ex tuam super caelum, et "suppliciter" 'rogamus vos? Veni ad me, Seraphim! [small][small]tc: ... tc: (Good thing I have this English to Latin translation device.)[/small][/small] A beam of light from above strikes the puppet, and its limbs begin to flail about as the stolen soul gets used to its new vessel. Once the beam fades, the angellic puppet flies up, two wings folded to cover its face, and two wings covering its feet. The last pair of wings is being used for flight. The puppet floats gracefully in the air, taking in its new surroundings. Marron then shouts at the puppet. tc: Minion! Follow my sister's commands, or peris- Bap. Marron falls over after getting hit with a rather large warhammer of solid light that just sorta happened to manifest in the angel's hand. Ette takes the time to converse with the angel, waving her arms around in an erratic and fast fashion. The angellic puppet nods, apparently understanding Ette's handwavings. With a simple wave of the arm, a beam of radiant light descends upon the Black Commander, hopefully healing its grevious wounds. The angel, now having served it purpose, flies off into the distance... but not back to heaven. Apparently, it wishes to explore this world before it returns. Ette helps her sister up from the ground, applying a bit of ice to where she got bludgeoned. tc: Well. That hurt. tc: Anyway, mission accomplished for you, then? Ette nods, before taking a seat on the ground and watching the angel fly off into the distance. If the Black Commander is dead due to JOE, Marron will proceed to flip him off in a very unfriendly manner for wasting her sister's efforts, then go and heal the Cat Beast. Meanwhile, the Cat Beast will dodge out of the way of the Hierophant's attack, and then use Mark on the Hierophant!

The Cat Beast dodges out of the way and will do as you say.
You don't quite smash but you do restore the max-standard cap of 7000 health.
+9000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487013789))

I get bored of doing nothing but charging, and have baby zombies swarm the Vengeful God. XII - The Hanged Man 6/20 ??? - The Reaper: 2/10 ??? - The Sorcerer 0/10 ?? - The Summoner 0/10 ??? - The Archer 0/10 XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician 2+ Toaster

You fail to take any measures to bypass the body blocking and instead deal... 2000 damage to the Terror Sheep's wool. Uh oh. Another self body-blocking mechanic.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1487023641))

20/20 Le Dudes Summoned! 7/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? (+1 from Tailist) +1 Toast, +1 Tailist Two other robloxians pop in, one who is dressed with custom free items, the other with sunglasses and red skin, as well as white overalls. FaZe_Turquoise [AS-Redstonetam] - 30,000/30,000 HP. Hat_Daggzz [AS-Redstonetam] - 25,000/25,000 HP. FaZe throws a grenade at the Vengeful God, while Hat_Daggzz punches the Terror Sheep in the face. sparkysfaint then remembers that he renamed himself, and tells everyone that his actual name is SparkedTheorem. He then uses Free Model Mason on the Priest of the Strange God. Alright, here's my nice little pickup line. Hey girl, do you have a high KDR? Because you've got a whole arsenal of good qualities.

Entities summoned! And ordered! (with fries!)

Combat Special: Free Model Mason (Advanced)
You have more tricks up your sleeves than just 3D printed soldiers... for example! 3D printed weapons! Those are always fun! You take out your 3D printer once more and begin printing out a number of weapons on it, swords, shields, axes, the works. You soon have enough of an arsenal to make a Terraria player blush. Well, sort of. You have lots of weapons but 3D printers can't really do "magic" most of the time. But that doesn't matter! You have weapons! You turn upon your opponent and immediately begin assaulting them with a stream of thrown weaponry.
3500 damage to the Priest
+5500 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1487026695))

20 20/20 (+2 from Battlefury, +1 Redstone) DONE! 20 4/20 +1 to Battlefury, +1 to Redstone A man cloaked mostly in crimson red garb stumbles out of the Couple's Cafe. He straightens up, revealing an untidy mop of cherry-colored hair and a pair of pretty snazzy sunglasses to top it off. He brushes the dust off his wierd leather cloak/cape things that anime heroes always seem to have, before glancing at the lady. Double take. He saunters over, and sits next to her. As he does so, the man pulls down his sunnies over his eyes. I don't even know how to resize these things. "Hey girl, do you think it's chance that we met? Because you make entropy look hot," The '<' and '>'s swirl around the lenses, as his thoughts swirl around the question of whether she is familiar with thermodynamics. Meanwhile, a devilishly handsome star dragon enters the field. Aurelion Sol Aurelion Sol. Hp: 50'000hp Passive Abilities- Star Dragon: When reduced to 0hp, Aurelion Sol leaves the battlefield to return to the cosmos. Stars don't make themselves you know. Attacks- Light Up the Cosmos: Aurelion Sol's next two attacks will inflict Starstruck on the their target, stunning them and reducing their defence. Celestial Singularity: Aurelion Sol summons a Celestial Singularity. If not killed within two turns, it will explode, dealing damage to all enemies. Starfire: Deal  x damage to a target, and inflict Burning on them for two turns. Centre of the Universe: Deal y damage to three enemies. They each have +15% dodge for the purpose of this attack. Special Attacks- Another Constellation Never Hurt Anyone: Aurelion Sol leaves the battlefield, changing the weather to Starry Night. While active, allies that die will leave behind allied constellations, which act as regular entities, and inflict Starstruck on their victims. Charge time: 10. The Steel-Eating Tiger shares a bowl of Spaghetti with the Enraged Shepherd. Cute? The Hydrattler will take a coffee. To go, please.

Light up the cosmos is removed, because that's a pretty powerful debuff to be inflicting at that kind of rate.
Your entities will attempt to do as you say.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1487027756))

I throw a giant stuffed dog at the Cat Beast. Hint Lord: 2/15

Oh no! Their one true weakness! 5000 damage to the Cat Beast.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1487034034))

I have an artifact? Oh... the Malware Blade. Speaking of which, I use the Malware Blades effect to stab the Priest of a Strange God ZTF: 7/20 Virus 2.0: 12/20 +2 1412

You stabby stabby the Priest of the Strange God, dealing 3000 damage and inflicting Virus on him.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1487044176))

+1 BFury, +1 Engie Explosive Potential (9/20) [UPGRADE] Just wants to be famous (8/20) --- "'Tis a shame that such a loved critter mutated into this... 'ting. A foe's a foe, though. So it's gotta die. But not b'fore..." 'Splodimus turns his gaze to the Priest of a Strange God. "Ya see, there ain't really any gods in th' world. Only specimens that 'ave strength comparable to 'em. Said beings ain't gonna get powerful offa prayer. 'Cause o' dis, th' specimen can simply 'ave normal ol' weaponry thrown at 'em 'till they die. Also means yer pointless." The sickness of this burn caused the Priest to spontaneously combust into flame, running everywhere at once to try to find a water source. He finds one. Sadly it turns out that the Priest didn't see that the water was thin, and that a deep pool of acid was directly underneath. By the time he realized, it was too late, mate. His entire body was starting to get irritated, then quickly became painful, then finally melting his skin, flesh, and tissue off so quickly that there was no time to get out of it. As the rest of the tissue begins to dissolve, the cells of the Priest's body being destroyed, soon enough only his bones were left, floating in the acid. 'Splodimus picks up the bones, and places them all on the ground nearby. Yes, every single last one that remained. Even the tiny ones. He then plants multiple C4s, Napalms, Generic Bombs #2034171 through #2034200, and a nuke for good measure, onto the bones in a strange pattern. He then begins... praying? Okay, that's just hypocritical sounding, isn't it? But upon closer listening... "...In th' name o' my 'splosives, I pray t' th' air strikes 'bove our heads cremate yer bones in th' cleansing 'ferno that were of fire, sulphur, hydrochloric acid, an' yer dead hopes o' meetin' yer 'god'. May the pineapple missile, orange grenade, an' th' pile o' nukes, I bid yer soul farewell... ... ...HAAA I'SE JUST KIDDIN'! Ya deserve th' disrespect Ornstein got from that damn Darkone." And then, destroying the pattern of explosives completely, he piles upon more Generic Bombs; #203201 to #203450 respectively. Then a jet flies overhead, dropping about 20 payloads worth of napalm, bombs, and a single endothermic explosive. The bombs all go off as expected, starting with the simultaneous detonation of the C4s (because apparently C4's stable), which in turn sets off all the other explosives nearby, including the nuke. It simply all explodes in a giant mushroom cloud. As for that Endothermic Explosive, it was actually quite powerful, immediately freezing the mushroom cloud and fire solid, creating this icy structure that holds the bones of the Priest. 'Splodimus then throws the entire thing into a lake of lava that was idly standing nearby. Though it turns out there was one last explosive in there. And once 'Splodimus turns away, it explodes in all it's glory as he puts on his shades. He soon notices the lady on the sidelines, and simply takes off his shades at how damn good she looked. He started to wonder what she was like personality-wise, though. But knowing he wouldn't get the girl with his classic explosives, he decides to just pick a rose that was randomly in the ground nearby. He picks up his form a little bit, hopefully helping with his delivery. Though I suppose it also helps that he's actually reasonably buff with the strength to compliment it (How else do you think he lobs all those heavy explosives around?). He also cleans all the soot, etc. from his body. Then, he goes off to give her his Pickup Line. ((I mean, I know this likely won't help, but I'm putting this here for coherency, ok?)) "'Ey there, gorgeous. I... think I might be a crumblin' tower, 'cause I've fallen for ya.

Lots of explosions, lots of pain (although factually incorrect statements on the being of gods, as "gods that require prayer" do in fact exist), and 7000 damage to the Priest of the Strange God.
+9000 XP

QUOTE (Talist @ (time=1487136271))

/MostlyNull Winter was going to spend several hours trying to come up with a good pickup line, but a much better solution arrived, and it's name was Wilson, who came onto the battlefield for this one line because I said so. Hey. If I were still an entity, you'd spin my emotion right around from Grief to Joy. And then he winks and a little anime star shine appears. Hopefully someone remembers what this references... EDIT: I also use Pacifism: Advanced on myself.

3500 damage to you. Unfortunately combat specials are damage only. Pacifism is one of those "semi-ironic" names. Limit Breaks can heal or have other effects, as can most other abilities, but combat specials can't.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487160240))

mastery 7?% energy: 4?/14 4/20 Awestruck my world has more then just portals 6/20 EDIT: +1 from ire +2 ire EDIT: use hamknife, the terrifying porkchops attack steal eating tiger if dead then couples cafe. A flurry of rocks and dirt floats upwards from the ground, almost snakelike, and flys at the emperor, smashing downwards on it midleap and twisting to tie it,constricting and forcing the emperor to lie sideways on the ground while it chokes. a large rock floats slowly upwards, occasionally falling a bit, and then drops from over a kilometer high, crushing the emperor into the ground and freeing up lots of rubble. when the emperor finally climbs out from under it, a storm of stone arrows flys at him, each embedding themself into him before shattering, leaving stone shards in their wake. after 5 seconds of this, the arrows stop, and are replaces with water-blobs in the same shape with a frozen tip. they don't hurt much, but once they get inside the water mixes into its blood. after a good deal of these arrows do so, all the water freezes solid, and expands, ripping apart his skin and brain, and shatters, leaving sharp shards. once he regains his bearings, the emperor is crushed by a stone fist the size of a large couch and smashes into a pool of water. this seems nice, but the water slowly starts to boil. it happens too slowly for him to notice, however, so the emperor just lounges there as he gets cooked alive. after he has been thoroughly barbecued, a volcano erupts directly beneath him and causes him to run around with his butt on fire, and try to put it out on cacti and spikes. this makes him be impaled on spikes, and the force with which he collides with them is equal to his attack since he did the colliding. a black sock with a red tip then falls from the sky and lands on his head. he looks at it, and proceeds to explode. then his body mutates and he grows seven extra limbs or something. entity actions are unchanged, if simumodder let me control vengeful god (unlikely) I have him summon a fanatic warrior. F. warior attacks with these priority’s if summoned under my control: 1)emperor, 2)steal eating tiger, 3) couples cafe  4)enraged shepard

Using a spoil of war uses up your action JOE, I'm not certain which of these you'd prefer to go through. I have decided to be lazy and go with the attack. You throw a bunch of rocks at the genocide frog, dealing 2000 damage to the Emperor after Emerald jumps to intercept it.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1487160930))

I leap a kilometer into the air, say some generic Japanese phrase, then use the Malware Blade to cut JOE's rock into tiny pieces Virus 2.0: 13/20 ZTF: 11/20 (+1 from Darkside)(+2 from 1412) +2 myself. And by myself I mean Darkside

You intercept some off JOE's attack.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Con Air @ (time=1487170470))

I use MY BETTY on the Vengeful God.

Combat Special: MY BETTY (Basic)
Betty De Famme, your waifu (ironic or unironic? Hard to tell!) as almost everyone in DLE knows. She's quite a capable woman most of the time, but there are situations that even a capable person can't handle. Like being trapped in a pillar over a pit of lava with no way off! You immediately recoil in horror, then grab your opponent, dashini over to try and save them by making a bridge out of your unfortunate opponent. Unfortunately they wind up not being long enough and just sort of topple into the lava. But the sacrifice appeases whatever god owns the lava pit, who gives you back your Betty, and all is well with the world once more.
1500 damage to the Terror Sheep's wool.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1487174623))

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer (Damaged heavily) Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster Armor: NA >FVS: Realize you have little time to act >FVS: Panic >FVS: Find something to do >FVS: Get out your phone >FVS: Call in a friend for a moment >DFS: Arrive from nowhere with a big chainsaw >DFS: Notice the Terror Sheep >DFS: Use several really inappropriate words >DFS: Rev that chainsaw up >DFS: Shave the wool from the terror sheep >DFS: Scream loudly in a berserk manner >DFS: Take a swig of 80-proof whiskey >DFS: Get drunk somehow >DFS: Accidentally rip a ridiculously impossibly oversized chunk of wool out of the terror sheep's woolen armor >DFS: Say something incoherent >DFS: Leave >FVS: Facepalm >FVS: Wonder how the hell that guy is an alternate you in the first place Egg on your face: 10/10 (+1 from Darkside) One BIG problem: 3/15 +2 to Darkside A zombie appears. It, for some reason, has a giant egg for a head. It looks tougher than the flaming zombie. It also looks like it'll explode on death and grievously harm whoever killed it. To top that all off, it looks like that egg might contain something other than brains, so it'll probably leave behind some mid-tier weapon or armor of its homeworld, the DF 'verse. Or maybe it'll just drop some ripoff candy that lets you get more EXP gains. Y'know what, while I'm at it, I might as well make this happen. FVS heads on over to the hot chick at the side of the battlefield. A moment passes. She then awkwardly delivers her pickup line. "...So... Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

Your alternate self reinforcements comes in, mucks up 6000 hit points of the Terror Sheeps' Wool, and then leaves again.
The item drop ability is removed from the egghead zombie, because a kamikaze is already quite enough for a 10 poster and dropping an artifact would take up a good chunk of this charge's power.
+8000 XP

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1487183197))

This update is not coming today. I started off the day feeling incredibly ill, and then something bad™ happened regarding the work I'm doing with Overseer, so I'm REALLY not up to the mental stress involved in updating when I don't want to. It may come tomorrow, depending on how I'm feeling, or it may just get postponed until Friday.

Get back to work you lazy bum!

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1487184750))

+1 Emerald, +1 Engie Explosive Potential (12/20) [UPGRADE] (+2 Emerald) Just wants to be famous (11/20) (+2 Engie) --- The Cat Beast was STILL not down for the count! How irritating. Let's just get this over with. 'Splodimus decides it would be best to pin down the Cat Beast so that it will fail to evade the Heirophant's attack. Keeping this in mind, he again takes on the Cat Beast head on. Upon reaching it's location, he punches the ground with one of his exploding gauntlets. The earth below the Cat Beast was instantly broken apart, the cracks glowing from the sheer pressure 'Splodimus put on the earth. Like a Rein's Earthshatter, it knocks the Cat Beast over as soon as it hit, allowing 'Splodimus to mount it, put a massive amount of weight in Lead onto the beast's back, and maneuvers it back into the Heirophant's attack if it already dodged out of the way. This should prevent it from dodging out of the way. 'Splodimus dismounts and walks to each of the beast's paws, and nails it down with the spikes used to hold freaking Chain Chomps; giant balls of living metal. He does the same with it's tail. "See ya in 'ell." 'Splodimus walks away, leaving the Cat Beast to it's fate.

You attempt to undo the Cat Beast's dodge... and get pinned to the ground directly in the path of the attack by Marron.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1487186411))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 20 / 20 (WAITING...) The Raven: 5 / 20 (+2, JOE) +1 to JOE +1 to the Author Current Summons After 'Splodimus slams the ground with his exploding gauntlets and picks up a gigantic something of lead, he hears a couple of gunshots from the distance. Thanks to the very weight of the lead that he's carrying, he's unable to avoid the puppeteer that's now flying at his face. Marron, Nightmarron in hand, slams into his face feet first with a flying kick, knocking him over to the ground! The lead something he's holding, since he's on the ground, just so happens to be pinning HIM to the ground now! [small][small](If the "lead" is bullets, then you get the great mental image of Marron tying a billion bullets to someone to hold them down to the ground. Like a gigantic freaking pile. It's vague as to whether you used an actual lead block or not okay)[/small][/small] She then sees the spikes that 'Splodimus had ready to pin the Cat Beast down. She smiles as nabs one and positions the pointed object riiiight between his eyes. She jams it into the skull to keep it in place, then brings the Nightmarron down hard on the spike, hopefully jamming it into his brain. While it's certainly not enough to kill her target since he's not actually vulnerable, it should be enough to stop him from pinning down the Cat Beast. tc: Sup. Since you seem so insistent on killing my (admittedly terrible) allies, here's a friendly warning! tc: If you touch ANY of my gorilla again, I'll gladly have you quartered. While I'm not completely sure as to how to properly draw and quarter a person, I'm sure that'll make it all the more painful for you. tc: Sure, I may not really LIKE 80% of my summons, but at this rate, you'll probably end up killing my sister, or things that I actually like... [small][small]tc: And don't touch Obscura, okay? He- no, she- wait, maybe tem- yeah, tem, has so much left to do. Don't you DARE touch tem.[/small][/small] Marron then proceeds to take a seat on the something of lead [small][small](or pile of bullets)[/small][/small] that's crushing 'Splodimus. She pulls out a cup of tea and gingerly sips it, awaiting a new turn.

You realize at the last second that right on top of the Hierophant's incoming attack may not the best place to be sitting and move. But either way, Splodimus' attempt has been disabled.
+3000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487188877))

I instantly spawn a city XII - The Hanged Man 9/20 1+ from Darkside +1 From Toast ??? - The Reaper: 3/10 ??? - The Sorcerer 0/10 ?? - The Summoner 0/10 ??? - The Archer 0/10 XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician

You summon a city. You'll need to come up with stats for how cities work now.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1487204005))

8/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? +1 Toast, +1 Tailist The Obscura gets slapped by a giant hand.

4000 damage to the Obscura.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1487232202))

wait what a +2 but I don't have any charges um I put the +2 to use and, combining it with a 1 from my own post, begin to summon... a leper gnome. Leper gnome: 3/15 but as for now... I punch Obscura. It's clearly a dark type, and therefore fighting-type damage is super effective. +2 to emerald_mann

"Afraid of the dark? punch iiitt." 5000 damage!
+7000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1487251002))

I return from my six page hiatus. Oh boy! Finally! I seem to still be in the lead for ASs, which is insane. I throw the O)u(O charge at my post to hopefully increase the damage it deals. I also pass my Spoil of War over to Joe. Ahem... So, I'm here to kick butt and chew bubblegum... "And I'm all out of butts to kick!" Trickle takes said bubblegum and blows it up into a big balloon. "Time to even out the odds!" He hops onto the balloon and flies far away. And away. And away. Until he reaches the Universal Area of Cheap Junk, also known as the UACJ. Basically, they clone stuff and sell it back, for much cheaper. "Hmmm..." Trickle picks out a big, red, bloody Pokeball and proceeds to exit the zone. Of course, since this junk is cheap, he only pays about ten IFCHs (Insert Fiction Currency Here). He hops on the balloon and returns to the Battlefield. The Pokeball is thrown on the ground, and... "Discount Uzi, I choose you!" A deformed, poorly drawn version of UserZero emerges from said Pokeball. (NOTE - NOT AN ACTUAL ENTITY). Discount Uzi grins, which is both painful for her to do and painful for everyone to look at. Yuser-NegatiffWon: hey Yuser;negativOn: bois User-Negatievf-Wone: is me Yuserr: Neggatifly-One; cool and new Usere-FegatnivONE: strait from tazzie"s closet Yuser-NogaTivOn; is misus eye stabb u Discount Uzi grabs the bubblegum and begins chewing it. It's gross. It's gross because Trickle chewed it prior. But it won't be a Tazzian™ Entity™ without some gross-out, right? She(?) blows the bubblegum into a gun that shoots bubblegum. ZUZER-negateve--UNe: dIE YOU FATT PEESE OF SHET D.U. shoots the Bubblegun (heh) at the Vengeful God. He becomes sort of like a mummy, tangled up in bubblegum. Trickle takes some of the bubblegum and ties it up to a mountain. The God hangs from it, sort of like a pendulum, while D.U. kicks him back and forth. Of course, since the God is a God, and he is a Vengeful God at that, he breaks free from the prison that I have sentenced him to and begins fighting Discount Uzi. yuzer-stabbey-grill:: OH NOE YU DONT!!!!!!1211!!1!!!!!! She(?) swiftly dodges his attacks and places the God in a box. He is shipped off to the UACJ and placed in a vat. Through high-tech technology (yes I know that phrase doesn't make sense) he is cloned. Four Vengeful Clones are sold at the store. D.U. turns the Bubblegun into a balloon yet again, and she proceeds to buy the Vengeful Clones for only a bit of IFCHs. The Vengeful God storms out of the Clone Room, angry. SHOTGUN-GIRL; CLOWNES, ATAK!!!1! The Vengeful Clones run full speed at the Vengeful God, tackling him. Four Vengeful Clones are stronger than one, obviously. The Clones beat him and stuff him into a piñata. Suddenly, 9001 little kiddies run inside the UACJ, beating the living crap out of the piñata. The God breaks out of the piñata and accidentally murders all 9001 children. WOOZEE: U MEYNIAK!!!!:0!!!how!!!!dare!!!!you!!! D.U. takes out a Cool and New uPhone and calls 911. Obviously, since the keys 9 and 1 don't exist on the Cool and New uPhone, she calls one corn cob and two triangles instead. The triangles wield the corn cob into battle, bashing the Vengeful God. They even pierce him themselves, since, well, they're sharp triangles. The God cannot resist the corn, and tries some of it himself. Little does he know that there's actually poison inside of it! But that's not the worst part. The corn actually wants to take revenge on the God for biting them, so they become Vengeful Corn and eat the Vengeful God. Now, the two Vengefuls cancel each other out, so the Vengeful God simply becomes God. What's God's greatest weakness? That's right. Satan. Trickle dials up an old friend and tells him to get his @$$ over here right now. Satan: So?! Why'd you call me?! "Look to your right." Satan's "tired-of-your-sh!t" face becomes a "ANGERY" face as he stares down God. They roll up their sleeves as the God grabs the Vengeful Corn and uses it as a gun. D.U. passes Satan the Bubblegun. They point it at each other... MEXICAN STAND-OFF! OH BOY! ???: Wait... did you just say... ???: M E X I C A N ?! Donald Trump suddenly bursts through the wall and beats the crap out of Satan, killing him. ???: YOU'RE NEXT! He takes the Bubblegun and sticks it onto the God, making him unable to move. He starts beating him with a huge sack o' cash. USHER MINSUS-ONE: DTRGJNGV9WENNFCREN Discount Uzi then turns into an Unfair Tazzboss™, aka simply Tazzboss™ because let's face it, all Tazzbosses are unfair. TAZZBOZZ: *Unfair Mechanic*! The God is weakened by said Unfair Mechanic as the Tazzboss™ unleashes a horrible attack on him, wiping him out. "Well, that was fun. Boy am I glad to be back." CHARGES ----------- Mr. Meaty - 8/20. Burgrr - 1/20. ----------- +2 to Consomme. QUEUE: [ Speed, Redstone].

I have no indication anywhere of how big your O)u(O charge was...
I would also appreciate it if you wouldn't make personal attacks on other people. Especially not other people in the community.
For lack of basic courtesy and not following the rules of the forum which DO state not to be a jerk, this attack is nulled.
+0 XP

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 14:38:00

Jondanger levels up: Level 3!
Combat Special unlocked: Numbertech (Basic)

EoTB:
Slight rebalancings come for a couple of entities, and the Terror Sheep becomes a BOSS after re-evaluation of its absurdly large health bar.
The first thing that happens is that engie wins the pickup line contest! Congrats! The Fairview survivor gets a kiss and becomes emboldend. Until the next time they die, engie will deal x1.5 damage.

Faze and Hat_Dags both go for separate targets, but both of them are interrupted by the massive wall of floof that is the Terror Sheep's incredibly wooly exterior. 7000 damage to the wool, 500 damage to the Terror Sheep. The Angry Shepherd and the Steel-Eating Tiger share a delicious dinner of steel beams spaghetti and both regain 15000 health. This, however, prevents the Hydrattler from getting any coffee as there's no credit left paid forward, so the Hydrattler defaults to using Chomp on the Cat Beast, killing it stone-cold dead.

The SHEEP all band together and in a massive, bleeting horde of terrifying wooly fury slam into the injured fire demon, pummeling it to death. Lacking a good target, the Hierophant uses staff smite on the fire demons, dealing 4000 damage to each, the Black Commander joins in and with a few expertly placed potshots deals a further 3000 damage to both. The Emperor doesn't like having been upstaged by the arrival of a boss and an elite so soon after its arrival, and uses Royal Leap on the Terror Sheep... once again being blocked partially by the wool. 11500 damage to the Wool, 1500 damage to the Terror Sheep.

The Egghead zombie and Aurelion Sol decide to follow the suit of several of the other entities and target the fire demons, together dealing 8000 damage to both of them and leaving the two at critical health. The Hierophant's attack from last round finally lands and deals 2500 damage to both of them as well.

And then it's the PS's turn. Obscura charges a ball of energy, and then eyes the Hierophant, The High priest attacks the black commander, only managing to deal 4000 damage and heal back 1500. The Priest of the Strange God uses debt paid, increasing their own health by 4000 again. The Fire Demons attempt to make an attack... but to no avail, they're simply crying too hard...

The Vengeful God summons its first minion to the field, a Fanatic Warrior, which doesn't act yet because of me giving these things summoning sickness so that the bodyblocked mook spawner doesn't instantly steamroll over everything. The Terror Sheep, on the other hand, has no summoning sickness to overcome (anymore) and makes the most terrifying BAA you've ever heard before charging right into the AS lines, dealing 10000 damage to the Hierophant, Steel Eating Tiger, Hydrattler and Couple's Cafe in one massive charge.

The Simumodder looks around and thinks to himself with extreme disgruntlement that there are far too many entities on the field. Especially on the other side of the field. So he grabs the fire demons, and compacts them down into a tiny ball, taking their infernal essence and turning it into burning cursed fire. He leans back, winds up his shot, and throws. The Enraged shepherd is right in its path and takes 20000 damage, all of his SHEEP are vaporized, and the couple's cafe takes a stern 5000 damage as well. A few smokey +2s come fluttering down in JOE and Ire's hands.

The Enraged Shepherd comes up to Winter, scorched, crookless and without a flock to take care of. "I... I'm sorry. I can't keep fighting like this. I will head back to my village and tell them of the good work you're doing here. Until then, keep fighting."

Everything ticks up or down.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the fire monsters!
Destroy the elites!
Best pickup line contest!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Chocolate Naptime (Inflicts Drowsy on all non-PS entities every round, all entities gain 4000 health per round)
Terrain: Animal Safe-Haven (randomly intercepts AS attacks with fluffy animals)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 94/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Terror Sheep [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 100000/100000. Wool: 272000/300000. Floof: 2/5. Bodyguarding Vengeful God
Vengeful God [PS - JOEbob][Elite]: Hp: 150000/150000. Convert: 2/3. True Incarnation 2/8. 0/30 Blood..
Fanatic Warrior [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 15000/15000.
Priest of a Strange God [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 19500/29000. Sacrifice 3/3. Virus 1 round.
Obscura [PS - Marron] Hp: 75000/80000. Gaze Into the End: 2/10
High Priest of a Strange God [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 65000/65000. Boundaries in the Veil 1/2. Our God Transcends It All: 1/5
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 9/10. Nightmarron [A] 2/4 Petal Dance.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Astral Energy: 7%. Energy Stored: 14/14.
Couple's Cafe [AS]: Hp: 39000/50000. 0 paid forwards. Drowsy 2 rounds
Steel Eating Tiger [AS - Toast]: Hp: 18500/60000. Selected Victim: Cat Beast. Steel Eater: 5/5. Drowsy 2 rounds. Bleeding 3 rounds.
The Heirophant [AS - Battlefury]: Hp: 48000/60000. False Prophecy 4/5. Burn the Heretics 4/8. Drowsy 2 rounds
The Black Commander [AS - Speed]: Hp: 9000/35000. 2 AC. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Hydrattler [AS - Toast]: Hp: 74000/80000. Heads x4: Hp: 10000/10000. Drowsy 2 rounds.
The Emperor [AS - Battlefury]: Hp: 30000/30000. Kingly Leap: 2/3. Pink firestorm 2/6. Ignition Refinement 2/8. Drowsy 2 rounds
FaZe_Turquoise [AS - Redstonetam] 30000/30000 HP. Drowsy 2 rounds
Hat_Daggzz [AS - Redstonetam] - 25000/25000 HP. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Aurelion Sol  [AS - Toast] - 50000/50000 HP. Another Constellation Never Hurt Anyone 0/10. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Egghead Zombie  [AS - engie] - 25000/25000 HP. Drowsy 2 rounds
City  [AS - Battlefury] - 18000 HP. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Engie [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Emboldened
Battlefury [AS - Player] Hp: 8/10. Gloria Aurum [A] 4/5 colonists. 3/10 Greed. 40% durability. Infested.
Emerald_Mann [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Malware Blade [A] 40% durability. Infested



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Originally posted on 2017-02-17 14:39:00

I thank the simumodder profusely.
mastery 7%
energy: 14/14
make a portal to protect priest of the strange god, else terror sheep, else obscura
7/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 9/20 +2 simumodder
+2 ire
probably use hamknife, subject to change based on dop completion
priest of the strange god uses Sacrifice on vengeful god.
vengeful god summons another F. warrior
high priest (of the strange god) attacks black commander, else emporer, else steel-eating tiger, else couples cafe
F.warrior attacks the emperor, else steal eating tiger, else couples cafe
terrifying porkchops attack the emperor, else steal eating tiger, else couples cafe.
I inform the simumodder that i have no problem with him having T.sheep nom on the chops for health, and thank him again.


Originally posted on 2017-02-17 14:48:00

Okay, I know you're gonna get mad, but I've only ever SMASHed once before and that was a heal, and it was an accident.
Besides, me murdering PS entities is justified.
This post is powered up by O)u(O, a 20-charge, hopefully allowing some thyme-ey action to commence. Hehehehehe.

Trickle puts down his backpack and grabs his laptop.
He logs in VexPal (totally not a rip-off of PesterChum) and starts texting... someone familiar.


-- unhingedCynicism [UC] began vexing terrifyingAnomaly [TA] --

UC: Hey, uhm...
TA:
UC: Stop. That's creepy.
TA: D:
UC: I know you're not sad. You're a monster with no feelings.
TA: D;
UC: Don't try to play games with me, I know you.
TA: Do you, now?
TA:
UC: Yes! Yes, I do!
TA:
UC: STOP DOING THAT THING!
TA: Sure thing, pal!
UC: ...
TA: ..
UC: For [b]gorilla's sake. I regret this already.
TA: But we only started talking!
UC: Jegus, just promise you're not gonna do that again.
TA: This?
TA:
UC: YES, THAT!
TA: Alright!
UC: Ugh... I need your help.
TA: My help?
UC: Yes, your help!
TA: Does it involve...
TA:
UC: You promised you'd not do that!
UC: And yes, it involves murder!
TA:

-- terrifyingAnomaly [TA] ceased vexing unhingedCynicism [UC] --
[/b]

"What... the heck!? He’s gone?”
"Bleh. I knew this was a bad idea..."

Suddenly, a figure hops on the battlefield.
Messy hair, grey shirt, green pants. Wearing a maniacal grin on his face, the figure hops down in front of Trickle.
His breath smells strongly of thyme.

"Missed me, pal?"
"Not even a bit."
"So, who needs some killing?"

Trickle points at the the entity in need of killing - Terror Sheep.

"Is that it!? I was hoping for a real challenge!"
"Woah, watch out there. They can kick your butt."
"Do you want to die?"
"N-no...?"
"Then shut the gorilla up! "

Jest takes a good look at Terror Sheep.

“Yep. Time to kill this thing!”

Jest and Trickle run at Terror Sheep, slashing him with all their might. Jest grabs a giant razor blade and passes one on to Trickle and they both do a x2 COMBOB, cutting off the wool of the poor sheep.

The Sheep runs at them, but Jest quickly evades and ties a lasso around Terror Sheep. With the help of Trickle, they somehow manage to slam the Sheep onto the ground, again and again, sorta like a cartoon. Jest pockets the lasso and magically pushes the Sheep into Hammerspace, or in Jest’s case, Hubspace.

You see, Jest has many Spaces located where one would usually have their Hammerspace. The Hubspace leads to many different zones and locations. The Terror Sheep seems to be lost in the many doors and platforms of Hubspace. It decides to hop to another platform and enter the door labelled with a star and circle. Upon entering this ???space, the door shuts behind the Sheep and the pretty pattern of stars and circles becomes a Satanic Pentagram. Sorry for having a lot of satanic stuff in my post, Piono, but you know how it is. (Actually, you probably don’t and neither do I. I just said that to seem smug).

The space reveals itself to be Demonspace, where a bunch of demons arise from the floor. Terror Sheep wonders why Jest keeps all of these demons in Hammerspace, and while he wonders that, a horde of said demons attack Terror Sheep. He attempts to defend but the demons eat all of his wool and shoot him with Demonic Bazookas. Yes. Demonic Bazookas. Hey, it’s the 21st century, you shouldn’t be surprised that demons have bazookas.

Terror Sheep knocks down the door and escapes Demonspace, where he hops from platform to platform. Fortunately, the demons seem to be bound to Demonspace. Terror Sheep catches his breath and approaches another room. He decides not to hop right into the room just in case. This room has a huge skull and crossbones written on it. Terror Sheep, not being the brightest creature in the world, decides that if pretty patterns kill you then skeleton symbols must mean something good.

However, the door won’t seem to budge. Sheep tries again and again, but it seems to be locked. He taps the skull and crossbones several times, and with a spark, they light up and a blue flame emerges from the skulls’ eye-holes. The door opens with a creak and reveals a dimly lit hallway with blue torches paving the way. The Sheep carefully steps in, and once again, the door snaps behind him. He carefully walks off into the hallway, which doesn’t seem to end.

He walks. And walks. And walks. Until he gets fed up of perpetual walking and storms back off, expecting a long journey back into the void, only to realize that within mere seconds he’s back at the door. Huh. It seems as if a jinx, a hex, perhaps, has been put on the hallway. Sure, one can go in, but once they start walking, it seems as if they do it in one spot, oddly enough. The Sheep runs off back into the hallway, running and running, but alas - he doesn’t reach the end.

Infuriated, the Sheep bangs on the ceiling, blows out the torches, rams into the walls, until all of the torches are blown out. The Sheep stands in pure darkness, afraid, until it hears screeching noises left and right. Terror Sheep attempts to “hit the noises”, which isn’t a good idea. Suddenly, slippery, black tentacles tangle over the Sheep as it BAAAAs uncontrollably. The Sheep is dragged off into the darkness, yelling, hammering on the floor.

…

With a loud gasp for air, the Sheep wakes up on the floor of the Battlefield, sweating profusely.
Huh?
What just happened?

“Hah, don’t you know?”
“I’m the master of emotional attacks…”
“And physical attacks! ”

Trickle wonders what the gorilla just happened, but then remembers that this is a thing Jest does to hard-to-kill opponents. “Attack ‘em from the inside”, he always said. “It kills faster”.
Terror Sheep, now mentally unstable and probably scarred for life, rises up from the ground, completely insane and insanely vengeful. The Sheep slams the ground and attempts to squash Jest with all its might, ignoring Trickle completely. Jest puts on his best crud-eating grin and dodges all of the attacks that the crazy Sheep does, without even getting a scratch.

Jest jumps on Terror Sheep and uses his horns to ram into Convenient Trees™ and Convenient Boulders™. Trickle takes a Freeze Ray and freezes the heck out of Terror Sheep, and both smash the Sheep to pieces, or, ice shards, I should say.

They send the ice shards to the Simulated Sun™, (+2 STYLE points for alliteration) where it evaporates and travels to other Simulated Solar Systems™ (+6 STYLE points for alliteration), evaporating further and further. Yes, I know further evaporation isn’t a thing, but Simulated Science™ sucks (+6 STYLE points for alliteration) so I’m making my own, Slightly Superior Simulated Science™ (+12 STYLE points for alliteration), which is better than the science mentioned prior.

Jest and Trickle then channel 26 STYLE points into the evaporated Terror Sheep, thus evaporating him further into the 9th dimension, where he folds back into the 3rd, un-evaporating and reverting back into solid state. However, every Dimension Folder knows that wool can’t travel through dimensions, so Terror Sheep ends up being non-woolled, whatever that means.

The now-naked Terror Sheep attempts to cover his private parts with a bush, however, it seems as if a measly bush won’t help, so the Sheep runs off of a cliff and impales itself in a spike, then slips off of the spike and drowns in the simulated lake below. Ouch.

Trickle and Jest stare down at the dead sheep.

“Wow. That was… odd.”
“We’re not done yet. ”
“What!? He has to be dead by now!”
“With 400k+ HP? I doubt it.”

And unsurprisingly, Jest was right. The Sheep emerges from the simulated lake, reaching new levels of anger, covered in seaweed. The Sheep uses the seaweed as a new layer of wool, which is arguably easier to remove. Terror Sheep roars and eats the cliff, vomiting out a giant laser of cliffy sharp doom, which almost hits the splits (+2 FASHION points for rhyming).

Jest hops down and Trickle follows after, while the Sheep attempts to knock them off with lasers. Jest takes a few twigs and passes them off to Trickle. They both nod at each other and proceed. They grab the twigs and roll up the seaweed in them, sucking it up. Soon, the Sheep is naked again. The splits’ wits (+2 FASHION points for rhyming) helped them yet again (or, at least, Jest’s semi-wits, since Trickle is pretty much an idiot).

They impale the Sheep with the twigs and topple it down on the ground. The twigs are stuck in another nearby Convenient Cliff™, thus the splits manage to “glue the ewe” (+2 FASHION points for rhyming) to the cliff. They knock the cliff down and it falls on the Sheep, who lets out a giant BAAAAAA.

“It’s still not dead!? Piono, what have you done?!”

The Sheep rises up yet again. Trickle and Jest figure out that if they want to keep the beast down, they need to do something truly grandiose. Sure, the Sheep’s mind is now shattered and it may be beaten up, but normal attacks won’t do it. The splits need to figure something out.

First, they take the six FASHION points and convert them into STYLE points. Everyone knows that one FASHIOn point can be traded in for five STYLE points. Ending up with 30 STYLE points, the splits create a giant tuxedo for the Terror Sheep.

“(Are you sure this is gonna work?!)”
“(No! )”
“(...)”

They offer the tuxedo as a sign of peace to the Sheep.
Terror Sheep thinks. And thinks. And thinks.
Obviously, it wasn’t smart prior, but now being mentally unstable, it decides to wear the thing. However, upon putting on the tuxedo, the Sheep realizes that it snaps in place, rendering the Sheep paralyzed. Trickle and Jest stare down at the Sheep while it lays immobilized on the ground.

“Bring. It. In.”

A giant woodchipper falls from the sky. You’d think the splits would use that to kill the Sheep, but that’s where you’re wrong. Instead, they grab several Convenient Trees™ nearby and turn them into paper. Did I mention this was a magic woodchipper? The fresh paper is turned into a book.

Jest manages to fill up the book at the speed of light, using none other than the best spice in the world, Wario Oregano, of course. The book is none other than the very same Grimoire used by Rose Lalonde in Homestuck. Jest and Trickle stand in a circle, summoning Horrorterrors.

The Sheep is very susceptible to possessions, now that it’s permanently brain damaged. Thus, the splits summon ten spoopy monsters, each possessing horrible powers. Trickle and Jest take refuge in the woodchipper, and remember to turn it off before entering.

One of the monsters speaks up.

“Hello, Terror Sheep. Do not be afraid. My name is 3Spoopy, I am the leader of the Council of Spoops. This right here is 2Spoogy.”

He points one withered tentacle at another, slightly smaller Horrorterror.

“That’s 1Spooky, the original creator.”

The monster lazily raises a tentacle. It seems he does not support the idea of 3Spoopy being the leader.

“Then there’s our scientist, 4Spoosy. That’s our blacksmith, 5Spooly. Our archmage, 6Spooty...”

The list goes on and on and on. Terror Sheep gets bored of this and leaps on 3Spoopy, willing to attack him. 3Spoopy knocks the Sheep back.

“So you wanna do this the hard way, huh!?”

3Spoopy and the rest of the gang tear Terror Sheep apart. 6Spooty casts several fireballs on him, while 5Spooly beats the crud out of him with a hammer. 9Spoory, most likely being the healer, sits in the corner throwing anti-healing potions at the Sheep, while 10Spoony creates a spoon storm, sweeping Terror Sheep away and leaving several spoon marks. 1Spooky then uses the marks to channel spookiness into Terror Sheep, causing spooky creatures like Slenderboy and Sanic.jpeg to maul the Sheep repeatedly.

Both of the splits emerge as the Horrorterrors fade away into the dankness. They do a combo move to finish the Sheep off, as it flies into the middle of nowhere, then into the end of nowhere and into somewhere, folding back into the Battlefield. Rest in pepperonis, Terror Sheep. You will be missed.

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CHARGES
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Mr. Meaty - 9/20.
Burgrr - 1/20.
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+2 to Speed.
QUEUE: [Redstone, Ire].

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 16:59:00

20 6/20. (+1 from Redstone)
20 1/20.

+2 to Battlefury

The Steel-Eating Tiger performs Steel Eater on the High Priest of a Strange God. The Hydrattler uses Bite on the Obscura. Aurelion Sol uses Celestial Singularity, conjuring a steadily growing star in front of him.

Running out of inspiration/motivation/time/room to procrastinate: Time Travel Trouble (Advanced) on the Priest of a Strange God.

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 19:03:00

...how is the advantage PS? the AS definitely have more entities out. Does it go off relative power instead?
(and while I'm nitpicking I'm going to try to lawyer the rules. When I posted the attack against the simumodder, the world update post hadn't been posted yet, and therefore the advantage hadn't officially shifted. therefore my attack should have gone through. If not... well, it was worth a shot.)


Say, you know an interesting element? fluorine! it reacts explosively with pretty much anything (except fluorine). Combine it with Chlorine at a 1 to 3 ratio and you get Chlorine Trifluoride, which will burn pretty much anything it comes into contact with. Also you pretty much can't put it out until whatever it's burning has been completely consumed by the raging inferno. And try to stop any other fires it makes. (Also superglue apparently ignites wool upon contact. Huh! Good to know.) OH YES and it also fills the surrounding area with all sorts of wonderfully toxic gases!
Anyway.
I douse the terror sheep with Chlorine Trifluoride, taking care to do so in a way so as much ClF3 as possible gets to the terror sheep and doesn't harm AS stuff.

Additionally, as chocolate contains sugar (which burns easily), the chocolate hitting the now flaming sheep is also on fire. fire falling from the sky is much less healthy than chocolate falling from the sky, and therefore deals additional damage, or at the very least doesn't heal the sheep. Oh, and even if just the wool itself is on fire, as the sheep is literally attached to the wool, convection is a thing. So it's absolutely sweltering underneath all that wool, probably enough do to yet more damage.

5/15 Leper gnome (1 attack, 1 health. Deals 2 damage to the Simumodder on death)
+2 to Emerald_Mann

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 20:48:00

I use Numbertech Level Basic on the Terror Sheep's Wool.

Lord of Hints: 3/15

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 21:03:00

9/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan?

+2 Ire

FaZe and Hat_Daggzz go do a COMBO WOMBO on the Terror Sheep's Wool via swords generously donated from SparkedTheorem.

SparkedTheorem then decides to do his own work. He pulls out a pair of shears and lunges at the Terror Sheep, cutting off as much wool as he can. He creates beds out of that wool, then teleporting the Terror Sheep and himself to the Nether for whatever reason. He places down the beds and attempts to sleep in them right next to the Terror Sheep. They explode, knocking the Terror Sheep into a lava sea.




Originally posted on 2017-02-17 23:52:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 20 / 20 (WAITING...)
The Raven: 12 / 20 (+6, Redstone, JOE, Simu)
+1 to Redstone (for this turn only)
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

Marron, apparently drawing a blank, uses Puppeteer's String's (Expert) on the Steel Eating Tiger.

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 21:05:00

I pour liquid super glue on the Terror Sheeps wool using 1412s helpful information. I would try to use an AntiVirus to get rid of Infested.... buuuut the Malware Blade is a weaponized Virus. That would be a terrible idea. As it is, I throw the Malware Blade into a nearby Conveinent Campfire and wait for that to burn the Infestation right out of it, and wait for the Hunters to arrive and start killing Fluffy Animals
Virus 2.0: 14/20
ZTF: 14/20

Originally posted on 2017-02-19 20:53:00

mastery "7%"
energy: 3/14
(change the portal to be focused on blocking as much of trickles attack on terror sheep as possible, though i doubt i can stop all of it. after all, stoping all of a 5k attack is less useful then stoping 8k of a 99k attack. it blocks less, total.)
8/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 10/20
+2 ire

I stride towards the steel eating tiger, raising my hand slowly as I do so, and ripping up chunks of land and globs of water. when I arrive within 30 paces of the tiger, I swing my half-raised hand in a semicircle, launching the rocks toward him and smashing him backwards. the rocks shatter into many pieces, and I thrust my hand backwards, smashing a pillar of stone upwards and launching him into the air, while the small stones flowing in twisting snake-like shapes, moving around and and spinning. as the tiger begins to fall, the rocks all fly at him and knock him backwards, glancing off at a 45 degree and flys around the tiger, moving it and twisting and striking again from a variety, whacking it for a loop and reforming the small stones into an array of spikes, hands, and buzzsaws. they all fall downwards, converging on the tiger. one last stone floats high above it before falling suddenly and crashing into the ground.

after the dust settles to the ground, the water from before circles me and twists in several helixes, protecting me from the tigers lunge. after it gets smacked across the face and carves a shallow trench from its movement, i take a step forwards.
every drop of water in a 200 meter radius rises upwards a centimeter, including those within living organisms.
the water droplets soar inwards and coalesce into a small ball, and a stream of water flows out and lands on the tiger, covering them. this water freezes.
i compress the water into a small orb and throw it up into the air, before allowing the water to move and removing the incredible pressure compressing it. the water explodes.
all the droplets and blobs promptly freeze over and form small ice shards, which fall to the ground in a hailstorm of flashing light. after impaling my target, they melt and reform in front of me.
I assume a pose reminiscent of a ka-me-ha-me-ha, drawing the orb back, and yell "Ice snake ", launching a snake-dragon formed of ice at the tiger. it refracts the light beautifully, glittering and making rainbows, letting sparkling shards fall to the ground... ahem. this snake is garbage as a combat technique, but its so beautiful the enemy will willingly allow you to use it again. after several ice snakes, I freeze the water in its body and cause several spikes to pirece its skin.
"2 down, 2 to go.
I run forward as small flames grow in the palms of my hands, turning nearby plantlife to ash.
"heh. "
"I N F E R N A L W R A T H (expert)"
after these unspecified horrendous actions, the tiger falls to the floor again and looks up to see a shadow-faced figure smile an evil grin, and gets launched upwards ~ a meter by an explosion at its feet. as it reaches the apex of this flight, the figure which is me calmly punches it, setting it on fire and smashing it back. I smash my foot to the ground, and a spiral of flames appears beneath my feet, and i appear next to the tiger, flying with it, and pull back my hand, before grabbing it with my flaming hand and punch it repeatedly, before proppeling the air to move a bit away from it, moving in front and punching it downwards with both hands, smashing it into the ground and landing on it as it creates a small trench, and burn it up in a white-hot flame, before literally exploding.
"last and least "
I flash around the field, leaving gusts of wind and such, landing the occasional punch on the tiger and knocking them around, before appearing next to them after one of the punches, casually walking backwards to keep up, and creating a blade of air, slashing them and making a large gash in their chest. i teleport into their path, make a wall of air, and form a spinning drill of wind. I stab it into the chest of the tiger and spin them around with the wind, before throwing them into the air.
with one final attack I accelerate a rock using earth and air while heating it up with fire, and hold the tiger in place by manipulating its water.
[beginning quadruple complete]
did i format this ok?

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 10:32:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer (Damaged heavily)
Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster
Armor: NA

FVS becomes irked at the fact that I, the real-world person, keep not doing things until the last minute. She does wonder about her base damage, though, and chooses to blast the High Priest in the face with the Corpse Blaster to test it.

One BIG problem: 4/15
+2 to Darkside

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 17:06:00

I hire a massive number of people with shears and autoclick, and set them upon the Terror Sheep.

XII - The Hanged Man 12/20 2+ from toast
??? - The Reaper: 4/10

??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 17:13:00

PARTDOP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487342937))

I thank the simumodder profusely. mastery 7% energy: 14/14 make a portal to protect priest of the strange god, else terror sheep, else obscura 7/20 Awestruck my world has more then just portals 9/20 +2 simumodder +2 ire probably use hamknife, subject to change based on dop completion priest of the strange god uses Sacrifice on vengeful god. vengeful god summons another F. warrior high priest (of the strange god) attacks black commander, else emporer, else steel-eating tiger, else couples cafe F.warrior attacks the emperor, else steal eating tiger, else couples cafe terrifying porkchops attack the emperor, else steal eating tiger, else couples cafe. I inform the simumodder that i have no problem with him having T.sheep nom on the chops for health, and thank him again.

You summon 7 terrifying porkchops using the Ham Knife.
Entities ordered.
The Simumodder says that right now that would do basically nothing, as health restored via "automatic" effects always goes to the primary health bar, meaning that the Terror Sheep's wool would get 0 healing.
Portal placed.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1487350766))

Okay, I know you're gonna get mad, but I've only ever SMASHed once before and that was a heal, and it was an accident. Besides, me murdering PS entities is justified. This post is powered up by O)u(O, a 20-charge, hopefully allowing some thyme-ey action to commence. Hehehehehe. Trickle puts down his backpack and grabs his laptop. He logs in VexPal (totally not a rip-off of PesterChum) and starts texting... someone familiar. -- unhingedCynicism [UC] began vexing terrifyingAnomaly [TA] -- UC: Hey, uhm... TA: UC: Stop. That's creepy. TA: D: UC: I know you're not sad. You're a monster with no feelings. TA: D; UC: Don't try to play games with me, I know you. TA: Do you, now? TA: UC: Yes! Yes, I do! TA: UC: STOP DOING THAT THING! TA: Sure thing, pal! UC: ... TA: .. UC: For [b]gorilla's sake. I regret this already. TA: But we only started talking! UC: Jegus, just promise you're not gonna do that again. TA: This? TA: UC: YES, THAT! TA: Alright! UC: Ugh... I need your help. TA: My help? UC: Yes, your help! TA: Does it involve... TA: UC: You promised you'd not do that! UC: And yes, it involves murder! TA: -- terrifyingAnomaly [TA] ceased vexing unhingedCynicism [UC] -- [/b] "What... the heck!? He’s gone?” "Bleh. I knew this was a bad idea..." Suddenly, a figure hops on the battlefield. Messy hair, grey shirt, green pants. Wearing a maniacal grin on his face, the figure hops down in front of Trickle. His breath smells strongly of thyme. "Missed me, pal?" "Not even a bit." "So, who needs some killing?" Trickle points at the the entity in need of killing - Terror Sheep. "Is that it!? I was hoping for a real challenge!" "Woah, watch out there. They can kick your butt." "Do you want to die?" "N-no...?" "Then shut the gorilla up! " Jest takes a good look at Terror Sheep. “Yep. Time to kill this thing!” Jest and Trickle run at Terror Sheep, slashing him with all their might. Jest grabs a giant razor blade and passes one on to Trickle and they both do a x2 COMBOB, cutting off the wool of the poor sheep. The Sheep runs at them, but Jest quickly evades and ties a lasso around Terror Sheep. With the help of Trickle, they somehow manage to slam the Sheep onto the ground, again and again, sorta like a cartoon. Jest pockets the lasso and magically pushes the Sheep into Hammerspace, or in Jest’s case, Hubspace. You see, Jest has many Spaces located where one would usually have their Hammerspace. The Hubspace leads to many different zones and locations. The Terror Sheep seems to be lost in the many doors and platforms of Hubspace. It decides to hop to another platform and enter the door labelled with a star and circle. Upon entering this ???space, the door shuts behind the Sheep and the pretty pattern of stars and circles becomes a Satanic Pentagram. Sorry for having a lot of satanic stuff in my post, Piono, but you know how it is. (Actually, you probably don’t and neither do I. I just said that to seem smug). The space reveals itself to be Demonspace, where a bunch of demons arise from the floor. Terror Sheep wonders why Jest keeps all of these demons in Hammerspace, and while he wonders that, a horde of said demons attack Terror Sheep. He attempts to defend but the demons eat all of his wool and shoot him with Demonic Bazookas. Yes. Demonic Bazookas. Hey, it’s the 21st century, you shouldn’t be surprised that demons have bazookas. Terror Sheep knocks down the door and escapes Demonspace, where he hops from platform to platform. Fortunately, the demons seem to be bound to Demonspace. Terror Sheep catches his breath and approaches another room. He decides not to hop right into the room just in case. This room has a huge skull and crossbones written on it. Terror Sheep, not being the brightest creature in the world, decides that if pretty patterns kill you then skeleton symbols must mean something good. However, the door won’t seem to budge. Sheep tries again and again, but it seems to be locked. He taps the skull and crossbones several times, and with a spark, they light up and a blue flame emerges from the skulls’ eye-holes. The door opens with a creak and reveals a dimly lit hallway with blue torches paving the way. The Sheep carefully steps in, and once again, the door snaps behind him. He carefully walks off into the hallway, which doesn’t seem to end. He walks. And walks. And walks. Until he gets fed up of perpetual walking and storms back off, expecting a long journey back into the void, only to realize that within mere seconds he’s back at the door. Huh. It seems as if a jinx, a hex, perhaps, has been put on the hallway. Sure, one can go in, but once they start walking, it seems as if they do it in one spot, oddly enough. The Sheep runs off back into the hallway, running and running, but alas - he doesn’t reach the end. Infuriated, the Sheep bangs on the ceiling, blows out the torches, rams into the walls, until all of the torches are blown out. The Sheep stands in pure darkness, afraid, until it hears screeching noises left and right. Terror Sheep attempts to “hit the noises”, which isn’t a good idea. Suddenly, slippery, black tentacles tangle over the Sheep as it BAAAAs uncontrollably. The Sheep is dragged off into the darkness, yelling, hammering on the floor. … With a loud gasp for air, the Sheep wakes up on the floor of the Battlefield, sweating profusely. Huh? What just happened? “Hah, don’t you know?” “I’m the master of emotional attacks…” “And physical attacks! ” Trickle wonders what the gorilla just happened, but then remembers that this is a thing Jest does to hard-to-kill opponents. “Attack ‘em from the inside”, he always said. “It kills faster”. Terror Sheep, now mentally unstable and probably scarred for life, rises up from the ground, completely insane and insanely vengeful. The Sheep slams the ground and attempts to squash Jest with all its might, ignoring Trickle completely. Jest puts on his best crud-eating grin and dodges all of the attacks that the crazy Sheep does, without even getting a scratch. Jest jumps on Terror Sheep and uses his horns to ram into Convenient Trees™ and Convenient Boulders™. Trickle takes a Freeze Ray and freezes the heck out of Terror Sheep, and both smash the Sheep to pieces, or, ice shards, I should say. They send the ice shards to the Simulated Sun™, (+2 STYLE points for alliteration) where it evaporates and travels to other Simulated Solar Systems™ (+6 STYLE points for alliteration), evaporating further and further. Yes, I know further evaporation isn’t a thing, but Simulated Science™ sucks (+6 STYLE points for alliteration) so I’m making my own, Slightly Superior Simulated Science™ (+12 STYLE points for alliteration), which is better than the science mentioned prior. Jest and Trickle then channel 26 STYLE points into the evaporated Terror Sheep, thus evaporating him further into the 9th dimension, where he folds back into the 3rd, un-evaporating and reverting back into solid state. However, every Dimension Folder knows that wool can’t travel through dimensions, so Terror Sheep ends up being non-woolled, whatever that means. The now-naked Terror Sheep attempts to cover his private parts with a bush, however, it seems as if a measly bush won’t help, so the Sheep runs off of a cliff and impales itself in a spike, then slips off of the spike and drowns in the simulated lake below. Ouch. Trickle and Jest stare down at the dead sheep. “Wow. That was… odd.” “We’re not done yet. ” “What!? He has to be dead by now!” “With 400k+ HP? I doubt it.” And unsurprisingly, Jest was right. The Sheep emerges from the simulated lake, reaching new levels of anger, covered in seaweed. The Sheep uses the seaweed as a new layer of wool, which is arguably easier to remove. Terror Sheep roars and eats the cliff, vomiting out a giant laser of cliffy sharp doom, which almost hits the splits (+2 FASHION points for rhyming). Jest hops down and Trickle follows after, while the Sheep attempts to knock them off with lasers. Jest takes a few twigs and passes them off to Trickle. They both nod at each other and proceed. They grab the twigs and roll up the seaweed in them, sucking it up. Soon, the Sheep is naked again. The splits’ wits (+2 FASHION points for rhyming) helped them yet again (or, at least, Jest’s semi-wits, since Trickle is pretty much an idiot). They impale the Sheep with the twigs and topple it down on the ground. The twigs are stuck in another nearby Convenient Cliff™, thus the splits manage to “glue the ewe” (+2 FASHION points for rhyming) to the cliff. They knock the cliff down and it falls on the Sheep, who lets out a giant BAAAAAA. “It’s still not dead!? Piono, what have you done?!” The Sheep rises up yet again. Trickle and Jest figure out that if they want to keep the beast down, they need to do something truly grandiose. Sure, the Sheep’s mind is now shattered and it may be beaten up, but normal attacks won’t do it. The splits need to figure something out. First, they take the six FASHION points and convert them into STYLE points. Everyone knows that one FASHIOn point can be traded in for five STYLE points. Ending up with 30 STYLE points, the splits create a giant tuxedo for the Terror Sheep. “(Are you sure this is gonna work?!)” “(No! )” “(...)” They offer the tuxedo as a sign of peace to the Sheep. Terror Sheep thinks. And thinks. And thinks. Obviously, it wasn’t smart prior, but now being mentally unstable, it decides to wear the thing. However, upon putting on the tuxedo, the Sheep realizes that it snaps in place, rendering the Sheep paralyzed. Trickle and Jest stare down at the Sheep while it lays immobilized on the ground. “Bring. It. In.” A giant woodchipper falls from the sky. You’d think the splits would use that to kill the Sheep, but that’s where you’re wrong. Instead, they grab several Convenient Trees™ nearby and turn them into paper. Did I mention this was a magic woodchipper? The fresh paper is turned into a book. Jest manages to fill up the book at the speed of light, using none other than the best spice in the world, Wario Oregano, of course. The book is none other than the very same Grimoire used by Rose Lalonde in Homestuck. Jest and Trickle stand in a circle, summoning Horrorterrors. The Sheep is very susceptible to possessions, now that it’s permanently brain damaged. Thus, the splits summon ten spoopy monsters, each possessing horrible powers. Trickle and Jest take refuge in the woodchipper, and remember to turn it off before entering. One of the monsters speaks up. “Hello, Terror Sheep. Do not be afraid. My name is 3Spoopy, I am the leader of the Council of Spoops. This right here is 2Spoogy.” He points one withered tentacle at another, slightly smaller Horrorterror. “That’s 1Spooky, the original creator.” The monster lazily raises a tentacle. It seems he does not support the idea of 3Spoopy being the leader. “Then there’s our scientist, 4Spoosy. That’s our blacksmith, 5Spooly. Our archmage, 6Spooty...” The list goes on and on and on. Terror Sheep gets bored of this and leaps on 3Spoopy, willing to attack him. 3Spoopy knocks the Sheep back. “So you wanna do this the hard way, huh!?” 3Spoopy and the rest of the gang tear Terror Sheep apart. 6Spooty casts several fireballs on him, while 5Spooly beats the crud out of him with a hammer. 9Spoory, most likely being the healer, sits in the corner throwing anti-healing potions at the Sheep, while 10Spoony creates a spoon storm, sweeping Terror Sheep away and leaving several spoon marks. 1Spooky then uses the marks to channel spookiness into Terror Sheep, causing spooky creatures like Slenderboy and Sanic.jpeg to maul the Sheep repeatedly. Both of the splits emerge as the Horrorterrors fade away into the dankness. They do a combo move to finish the Sheep off, as it flies into the middle of nowhere, then into the end of nowhere and into somewhere, folding back into the Battlefield. Rest in pepperonis, Terror Sheep. You will be missed. CHARGES ----------- Mr. Meaty - 9/20. Burgrr - 1/20. ----------- +2 to Speed. QUEUE: [Redstone, Ire].

Whew there lad! 2000 words for an attack is quite a lot!
AND it''s go a full charge attack behind it...
120,000 damage to the Terror Sheep's Wool!
+32,000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1487358203))

20 6/20. (+1 from Redstone) 20 1/20. +2 to Battlefury The Steel-Eating Tiger performs Steel Eater on the High Priest of a Strange God. The Hydrattler uses Bite on the Obscura. Aurelion Sol uses Celestial Singularity, conjuring a steadily growing star in front of him. Running out of inspiration/motivation/time/room to procrastinate: Time Travel Trouble (Advanced) on the Priest of a Strange God.

Your entities will do as you say.

Combat Special: Time Travel Trouble (Advanced)!
The trouble with time travel is that no matter where you end up, it's bound to be more dangerous for you than you anticipated. You take out your time travel device of choice and decide that you will show your opponent just how true this is through experience. First stop! Dinosaur days! At first they're excited! They get to go see dinosaurs! After about half an hour of being attacked by velociraptors they're less enthusiastic. Ancient Egypt doesn't end much better, and the angry mob in Medieval Europe wasn't really that friendly. Surely the future must be better? Nope, it's a patented BAD FUTURE™ and plenty of lasers later, they resolve to just stay away from time travel and stay in the present.
3000 damage to the Priest of the Strange God. (-500 from JOE's portal)
+5500 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1487364528))

...how is the advantage PS? the AS definitely have more entities out. Does it go off relative power instead? (and while I'm nitpicking I'm going to try to lawyer the rules. When I posted the attack against the simumodder, the world update post hadn't been posted yet, and therefore the advantage hadn't officially shifted. therefore my attack should have gone through. If not... well, it was worth a shot.) Say, you know an interesting element? fluorine! it reacts explosively with pretty much anything (except fluorine). Combine it with Chlorine at a 1 to 3 ratio and you get Chlorine Trifluoride, which will burn pretty much anything it comes into contact with. Also you pretty much can't put it out until whatever it's burning has been completely consumed by the raging inferno. And try to stop any other fires it makes. (Also superglue apparently ignites wool upon contact. Huh! Good to know.) OH YES and it also fills the surrounding area with all sorts of wonderfully toxic gases! Anyway. I douse the terror sheep with Chlorine Trifluoride, taking care to do so in a way so as much ClF3 as possible gets to the terror sheep and doesn't harm AS stuff. Additionally, as chocolate contains sugar (which burns easily), the chocolate hitting the now flaming sheep is also on fire. fire falling from the sky is much less healthy than chocolate falling from the sky, and therefore deals additional damage, or at the very least doesn't heal the sheep. Oh, and even if just the wool itself is on fire, as the sheep is literally attached to the wool, convection is a thing. So it's absolutely sweltering underneath all that wool, probably enough do to yet more damage. 5/15 Leper gnome (1 attack, 1 health. Deals 2 damage to the Simumodder on death) +2 to Emerald_Mann

Yes, it goes off of relative power. Larger entities are generally worth more, and an elite and a boss is enough to dominate the entire field. Your rules lawyering attempt fails, as the PS still have the advantage. The Simumodder cackles madly.
You underestimate the power of the Terror Sheep's powerful wool! Regardless, 5 rounds of burning inflicted upon the Terror Sheep.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1487365431))

I use Numbertech Level Basic on the Terror Sheep's Wool. Lord of Hints: 3/15

Combat Special: Numbertech (Basic)
Ah... the wonderful world of mathematics. You can do just about anything with numbers, from calculating the trajectory of a bomb to place it in just the right part of an exhaust port, to figuring out the exact location to put stuff to build up the perfect chairfort. Individual numbers have power too though, take the number 8 for instance. It holds great power on Discworld as the number of eldritch abominations and magic. And spiders. Take the two together... After aboutm 8 minutes worth of work, you have created a large magic spider, which proceeds to devour your opponent. See? Numbers.
3000 damage to the Terror Sheep's Wool.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1487375544))

9/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? +2 Ire FaZe and Hat_Daggzz go do a COMBO WOMBO on the Terror Sheep's Wool via swords generously donated from SparkedTheorem. SparkedTheorem then decides to do his own work. He pulls out a pair of shears and lunges at the Terror Sheep, cutting off as much wool as he can. He creates beds out of that wool, then teleporting the Terror Sheep and himself to the Nether for whatever reason. He places down the beds and attempts to sleep in them right next to the Terror Sheep. They explode, knocking the Terror Sheep into a lava sea.

Your entities will do as you say.
Ouch. That looked painful. And burny. This is more fire than any one sheep deserves, except maybe this one. 5000 damage.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1487451938))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 20 / 20 (WAITING...) The Raven: 12 / 20 (+6, Redstone, JOE, Simu) +1 to Redstone (for this turn only) +1 to the Author Current Summons Marron, apparently drawing a blank, uses Puppeteer's String's (Expert) on the Steel Eating Tiger.

Combat Special: Puppeteer's Strings (Expert)
Once more, you call upon your no-longer-latent powers as a puppetmaster, and pull out a piece of wood and string. You throw the wood up in the air and whip the strings around. They fly upwards, afixing themselves to the wooden piece suspended in the air, then drop down, a large, human sized marrionette wielding a massive needle appearing, draped down. You take out two smaller pieces of wood, mirroring the one up above, and with deft fingers, your marrionette lunges at your opponent, a few short clashes, and a cut through the marrionette. But it doesn't matter, with a flick of your wrist the needle is driven home, right through your enemy's heart.
4000 damage to the Steel Eating Tiger.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1487537607))

I pour liquid super glue on the Terror Sheeps wool using 1412s helpful information. I would try to use an AntiVirus to get rid of Infested.... buuuut the Malware Blade is a weaponized Virus. That would be a terrible idea. As it is, I throw the Malware Blade into a nearby Conveinent Campfire and wait for that to burn the Infestation right out of it, and wait for the Hunters to arrive and start killing Fluffy Animals Virus 2.0: 14/20 ZTF: 14/20

You attempt to split your action, adding a single round of burning to the Terror Sheep's sentence. Unfortunately, you still don't have a strong enough post to remove the Infested, as it's an advanced status effect.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487586727))

mastery "7%" energy: 3/14 (change the portal to be focused on blocking as much of trickles attack on terror sheep as possible, though i doubt i can stop all of it. after all, stoping all of a 5k attack is less useful then stoping 8k of a 99k attack. it blocks less, total.) 8/20 Awestruck my world has more then just portals 10/20 +2 ire Spoiler Alert i choose to tell the following story amendment the first there was once a power. it was pure,uncorrupted. primal but such a thing could not last. there was no world for this power to inhabit, and without a world it would disperse, never to be of real importance. so it split in four and so it formed a world and so it was preserved. and so it was unique. and so it came to matter. in the moments before this energy formed a world, much dispersed. it is this energy that its inhabitants call upon, wherever they may stand. the fragments, the shards, the one leaf to tear off in the wind. this energy was not truely what i have named primal on the onset. it was too balanced to be ascribed a name. as it dispersed, shards of ambient power from the void slipped into the core. and so all its power lost its balance. well, not all. but thats a story for another time, and another place. in any case, it split, and the four shards became the classical elements. Fire Water Earth and finally, Air a sliver of that primal power remained, still larger then the power of any of those four elements with these four powers a world was formed, held together by a net of light or so it seemed. again, a story for another time this is the attack pattern: beginning quadruple. I stride towards the steel eating tiger, raising my hand slowly as I do so, and ripping up chunks of land and globs of water. when I arrive within 30 paces of the tiger, I swing my half-raised hand in a semicircle, launching the rocks toward him and smashing him backwards. the rocks shatter into many pieces, and I thrust my hand backwards, smashing a pillar of stone upwards and launching him into the air, while the small stones flowing in twisting snake-like shapes, moving around and  and spinning. as the tiger begins to fall, the rocks all fly at him and knock him backwards, glancing off at a 45 degree and flys around the tiger, moving it and twisting and striking again from a variety, whacking it for a loop and reforming the small stones into an array of spikes, hands, and buzzsaws. they all fall downwards, converging on the tiger. one last stone floats high above it before falling suddenly and crashing into the ground. after the dust settles to the ground, the water from before circles me and twists in several helixes, protecting me from the tigers lunge. after it gets smacked across the face and carves a shallow trench from its movement, i take a step forwards. every drop of water in a 200 meter radius rises upwards a centimeter, including those within living organisms. the water droplets soar inwards and coalesce into a small ball, and a stream of water flows out and lands on the tiger, covering them. this water freezes. i compress the water into a small orb and throw it up into the air, before allowing the water to move and removing the incredible pressure compressing it. the water explodes. all the droplets and blobs promptly freeze over and form small ice shards, which fall to the ground in a hailstorm of flashing light. after impaling my target, they melt and reform in front of me. I assume a pose reminiscent of a ka-me-ha-me-ha, drawing the orb back, and yell "Ice snake ", launching a snake-dragon formed of ice at the tiger. it refracts the light beautifully, glittering and making rainbows, letting sparkling shards fall to the ground... ahem. this snake is garbage as a combat technique, but its so beautiful  the enemy will willingly allow you to use it again. after several ice snakes, I freeze the water in its body and cause several spikes to pirece its skin. "2 down, 2 to go. I run forward as small flames grow in the palms of my hands, turning nearby plantlife to ash. "heh. " "I N F E R N A L W R A T H (expert)" after these unspecified horrendous actions, the tiger falls to the floor again and looks up to see a shadow-faced figure smile an evil grin, and gets launched upwards ~ a meter by an explosion at its feet. as it reaches the apex of this flight, the figure which is me calmly punches it, setting it on fire and  smashing it back. I smash my foot to the ground,  and a spiral of flames appears beneath my feet, and i appear next to the tiger, flying with it, and pull back my hand, before grabbing it with my flaming hand and punch it repeatedly, before proppeling the air to move a bit away from it, moving in front and punching it downwards with both hands, smashing it into the ground and landing on it as it creates a small trench, and burn it up in a white-hot flame, before literally exploding. "last and least " I flash around the field, leaving gusts of wind and such, landing the occasional punch on the tiger and knocking them around, before appearing next to them after one of the punches, casually walking backwards to keep up, and creating a blade of air, slashing them and making a large gash in their chest. i teleport into their path, make a wall of air, and form a spinning drill of wind. I stab it into the chest of the tiger and spin them around with the wind, before throwing them into the air. with one final attack I accelerate a rock using earth and air while heating it up with fire, and hold the tiger in place by manipulating its water. [beginning quadruple complete] did i format this ok?

Portal not moved, as you already placed it, and you seem to overestimate how powerful your portals are going to be. Even at 20%, being able to block a whole attack with portals would give you the power to lockdown basically anything short of a SMASH attack. Anyways, your portals officially reduce damage by 500 each.
No, I'm not really fond of the "half a sentence per line" structure of formatting. Getting your capitalization right would be nice, but I'll admit that it's better than usual.

Combat Special: Infernal Wrath (Expert)
You pull out your demon-cursed blade once more. It flares, almost as if it has learned that the unsheathing heralds bloodshed. You point your sword and call forth the flames of the underworld to your command. A dark fissue opens up in the ground, and then cracks outwards, breaking the ground in a massive jagged line heading for your opponent. You raise your sword and as you do dark fire rises up from the depths of the fissue, hotter than any mortal flame, and soul-searing in its effect. The fissue stops at your enemy's feet, and as they begin to back away, a tongue of the flame reaches up, grabs them, and pulls them in. Screams ensue.
8000 damage to the Steel Eating Tiger
+10000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1487610416))

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer (Damaged heavily) Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster Armor: NA FVS becomes irked at the fact that I, the real-world person, keep not doing things until the last minute. She does wonder about her base damage, though, and chooses to blast the High Priest in the face with the Corpse Blaster to test it. One BIG problem: 4/15 +2 to Darkside

Your base damage varies by length and qualtiy of post, this particular one has 40006000 damage worth of power. (whoops, forgot your boost)
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487610798))

I hire a massive number of people with shears and autoclick, and set them upon the Terror Sheep. XII - The Hanged Man 12/20 2+ from toast ??? - The Reaper: 4/10 ??? - The Sorcerer 0/10 ?? - The Summoner 0/10 ??? - The Archer 0/10 XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician

5000 damage to the Terror Sheep's wool.
+7000 XP


Piono then realizes Bosses are supposed to be immune to common status effects, but decides to let it slide this once.

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 17:29:00

Toast levels up: Level 3!
Combat Special unlocked: Storyteller (Basic)

EoTB:
The Steel Eating Tiger is hungry. It's... starving. It needs to EAT. IT WILL EAT THE HIGH PRIEST. 25000 damage to the High Priest of the strange god. The Hydrattler slithers around to the Obscura and Bites it, dealing 4000 damage and inflicting 3 rounds of Poison upon it. Aurelion Sol looks out in front of it, and flies around in a circle, condensing tighter and tighter, until the matter within its ring has become a small singularity. Celestial Singularity summoned.

Hat_Daggzz and Faze both charge forward and do a large amount of sheep shearing, dealing 15000 damage together in a pretty neat sword combo. The Hierophant and Emperor together gang up on the Terror Sheep as well, both of them doing generic attacks because I'm tired and dealing 24000 damage to its wool. The Black Commander adds in and charges towards the Terror Sheep, taking off a large shearing, for 6000 damage. The Egghead zombie attempts to join in on the free-for-all... but instead gets waylaid by a pack of fluffy bunnies and fails its attack.

The Obscura, angered by the inflicted Poison, rattles and shrieks, becoming Enraged. It's attack has increased again! The Priest of the Strange God takes out a wicked looking sacrificial knife, and impales himself upon it, a large amount of blood spurting out, then flying up into the air and congealing into a large red forcefield, that comes to rest around the Vengeful God. Priest of a Strange God killed. Blood Shield summoned around the Vengeful God. The Fanatic Warrior rushes out and unleashes a flurry of blade attacks upon The Emperor, dealing 10000 damage and giving the Vengeful God 1 blood. The Terrifying Porkchops also swarm after the Emperor, dealing 3500 damage to the Genocide Frog.

The High Priest of the Strange God mutters some mysterious incantations under his breath, then raises his arms and shouts, a massive array of blood daggers floats into the air, then zooms at the Black Commander, dealing 4000 damage. The Vengeful God pulses with power again, and another Fanatic Warrior appears. The Terror Sheep bleats angrily and charges the Couples' Cafe, which is shortly very little aside from tinder and scrapwood. (RIP in RIP, nobody really used you effectively). The Simumodder leans back, he feels very tired after all this, he tosses +2s to ire and JOE and then leans back and relaxes.

Everything ticks up/down.

Itinerary:
Destroy the the Terror Sheep and assorted others!
Keep down the Vengeful God’s summon count!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Chocolate Naptime (Inflicts Drowsy on all non-PS entities every round, all entities gain 4000 health per round)
Terrain: Animal Safe-Haven (randomly intercepts AS attacks with fluffy animals)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 94/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Terror Sheep [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 100,000/100,000. Wool: 93,000/300,000. Floof: 3/5. Bodyguarding Vengeful God. Burning 5 rounds.
Vengeful God [PS - JOEbob][Elite]: Hp: 150,000/150,000. Convert: 3/3. True Incarnation 3/8. 1/30 Blood.. Blood Shield: Hp: 30000/30000
Fanatic Warrior x2 [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 15000/15000.
Obscura [PS - Marron] Hp: 73000/80000. Gaze Into the End: 3/10. Poisoned 2 rounds.
High Priest of a Strange God [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 38000/65000. Boundaries in the Veil 2/2. Our God Transcends It All: 2/5
Terrifying Porkchops x7 [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 3000/3000
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 9/10. Nightmarron [A] 3/4 Petal Dance.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Astral Energy: 8%. Energy Stored: 12/16.
Steel Eating Tiger [AS - Toast]: Hp: 8500/60000. Selected Victim: none. Steel Eater: 1/5. Drowsy 2 rounds. Bleeding 2 rounds.
The Heirophant [AS - Battlefury]: Hp: 52000/60000. False Prophecy 5/5. Burn the Heretics 5/8. Drowsy 2 rounds
The Black Commander [AS - Speed]: Hp: 9000/35000. 2 AC. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Hydrattler [AS - Toast]: Hp: 78000/80000. Heads x4: Hp: 10000/10000. Drowsy 2 rounds.
The Emperor [AS - Battlefury]: Hp: 20500/30000. Kingly Leap: 3/3. Pink firestorm 3/6. Ignition Refinement 3/8. Drowsy 2 rounds
FaZe_Turquoise [AS - Redstonetam] 30000/30000 HP. Drowsy 2 rounds
Hat_Daggzz [AS - Redstonetam] - 25000/25000 HP. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Aurelion Sol [AS - Toast] - 50000/50000 HP. Another Constellation Never Hurt Anyone 1/10. Drowsy 2 rounds. Celestial Sinularity: 10000/10000 HP. 2 rounds until detonation
Egghead Zombie [AS - engie] - 25000/25000 HP. Drowsy 2 rounds
City [AS - Battlefury] - 22000 HP. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Engie [AS - Player] Hp: 20/20. Emboldened
Battlefury [AS - Player] Hp: 8/10. Gloria Aurum [A] 4/5 colonists. 3/10 Greed. 40% durability. Infested.
Emerald_Mann [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Malware Blade [A] 40% durability. Infested



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Originally posted on 2017-02-20 17:29:00

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Ah, where was i? I was nowhere, that's where. Anyway, the Vengeful god decides to, for whatever reason, chow down on some food. It's quite... average, really. Nothing out of the ordinary. Just some meats and some grains. You know, the usual. It's not particularly special really. After finishing the meal it quickly returns to it's duty of destroying the AS side. But...

But, as it looks down upon the battlefield from a conveniently placed hill, it begins to feel... an hunger. Has it not just feasted, and though it may have been simple and lacking, was it not filling? As it mulls over this turn of events, hunger consuming it, bit by bit, organ by organ, thought by thought, the eternal clash of steel against steel continues. Or rather, candy corn against nuke, rubbery limb against concept, teeth against strange chewy liquid. Sometimes, it's a pretty sight. Other times, it's a massive red eyesore.

But those thoughts are rather distant from the Vengeful God's mind. See, as you may have guessed, a certain peckishness echos within it. An peckishness which it cannot account for. An unaccountable peckishness, if you will. It desires to fill it's stomach with food. Yet, no matter what, normal food seems to do naught to quell it. Desperate to quell it's hunger.

But, before it's eyes, a card descends. A strange card, bordered black. No matter what epic attack tears it to shreds, it simply passes though. Before long, the Vengeful God holds the ACEOFHUNGER. Suddenly, a multiple few urges grow within. Perhaps it should consume those strange fungal-tasting nuts on a tree? Or maybe, it seeks a different type of food. Rare meat? No, not rare meat per say. RAW meat.

It knows of a village nearby that has a shop that would cater to it's need. But.. it's late at night. And it has little in the way of wealth. It has only known ruin and vengeance, and never wealth. Wealth has been not but a disgusting heresy, the result of complacence. It is, therefore with great shame, it takes a small loan from a local bank. This won't be relevant, literally ever. Nope. I did not just load that gun on the wall pointing at the Vengeful God.

The next phase is naught but running. The distance is not short, not long. Though we will see no tales of the glory of his journey, we will see no tales of his swiftness. Though he moved at a pace unseen by mortals or gods, fueled by hunger. Of course, as you no doubt understand, this only fuels his hunger far more than any consumption of food ever could.

It is late at night that he finally arrives. He dashes though the village, and bangs on the butcher's door until it opens. He, naturally, is charged extra for the midnight visit. Upon receiving the meat, he some is teleported back to the battlefield, wherein everyone gets to "enjoy" the sight of him tearing away at the meat frantically, eating each bite like it could be his last. Slobber and blood files everywhere as he makes a fool of himself. He does feel a bit less hungry now, but he also feels like he is flirting with disaster...






XII - The Hanged Man 13/20
??? - The Reaper: 5/10
??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician


2+ toast

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 17:37:00