+1 BFury, +1 Engie

Explosive Potential (8/20) [UPGRADE]

Just wants to be famous (7/20)
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'Splodimus takes out a few of his favourite bombs, and proceeds to use 'Sploded on the Cat Beast. He's looking at JOE with this glare of pity now, though...

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 15:12:00

New rule is implemented as of the end of this round. We keep having people spam cover stats, so I'm putting a stop to that, or at least putting it on hold. Covert stats will now use up some of your entity's alloted power score. So yes, your entity will be weaker if it has covert stats than if it doesn't.

Alright guys, I know I've been wishy-washy about this, but I'm once again seriously thinking about dropping the leveling system. It's honestly very tiring, and sometimes it doesn't feel like its worth it. I'm gonna keep it for now, but if I drop it in the future... well, this is the warning.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486744673))

/placeholder mastery 7% energy: 14/14 20/20 Vengeful Gods devout USING Add the 14 energy to this if energy can be added to charges. otherwise, the 14 energy goes to my action. High priest (of the strange god) 60,000/65,000 HP 8,000 Attack [DATA EXPUNGED] [REDACTED] 8*/10 renamed: son of the awakened +4 from simumodder +1 from ire new charge 1/20 Awestruck  +2 ire despite the foundations death, I smile "this is going to be lovely." "I just can't wait." [small]the heretics will learn. [/small] listen, Sheppard. I could have helped you have a happy life. Wooly really was there. but you refused... and now you die. you have one last chance to survive. I open the rift again. go there, and you can Live. stay here, and you die. [If the sheppard chooses to stay, the below occurs] Spoiler Alert he suddenly gets slammed into a white marble pillar, and is held in place by an invisible force. "S o B e I t." another pillar begins to rise, solid black onyx, and I slam the shepard on top of it, before forcing the pillar to rise much more quickly, smashing the Sheppard into the air, and I jump into the air, leaving a 1 meter crater from the force.  as I reach the shepard, we both slow, almost to a stop. "this was your choice" a black ball flows out from behind me and smashes into him, accelerating him to 90 meters a second before he smashes into an invisible wall, while I calmly land on the roof that appear atop the four pillars that rose, crackling dark blue, and walk toward him. the black ball shrinks into a human-sized scepter,and I whack him with it, and as i do so the tip of the scepter has several sharp blades stick out of the sides, and then I smack it downwards on the ground/roof, creating a dark glyph beneath his body. the scepter melds into my arms, and I grab the sheppard, throw it directly upwards,grab it as it falls, and smash it into the roof-glyph. theres a sudden explosion, and we both soar into the air, flying upwards towards the moon, smash into it, and are enveloped by a bloodred orb. the orb spits the sheppard out in another world, inside a ruined spaceship with no food or water, while I appear on a floating island with nothing. the sheppard struggles to stay alive, dieing several times of thirst, loosing all progress each time, and eventually managing to get sustainable water, though right after this it turns to night, and the monsters come out at night. the monsters kill him, and he starts over. meanwhile... I have expanded the island significantly, and have a nuclear reactor for power. meanwhile*2... he manages to survive the night, but is faced with the need to find food. a lone sheep strolls by outside. regardless of whether he kills it, he dies of thirst. meanwhile: i slay a dragon and eviscerate a skeletal monstrosity, gain unlimited food, and begin farming for magical power. with plants. meanwhile: he successfully manages to gain some metal armor, and reaches the point of easy food/water. on an attempt to raid a nearby city, he dies. meanwhile: I build a nuke, and make an incredibly powerful laser cannon. meanwhile: after getting the point again, he raids the city successfully, only to have his stuff destroyed by a green monster, and die of thirst. meanwhile: i become invulnerable and able to kill 10 Sheppards in a single blow. in both our worlds, a rift opens. sheppard and I face off, and I easily beat him, stabbing him 30 times in under a second before dropping a literal nuke on him. and then lasering his corpse. we both get spit out by the red orb, near the moon. I then use portal strike on him. If he chooses to leave and live a happy life, an extremely similar attack is done on a soccer ball from super smash bros, with the final hit aiming it towards the coffee shop, followed by portal strike on coffee shop. High Priest (of the strange god) attacks the  coffee shop, if it is dead, attacks sheppard. if coffee shop and Sheppard are both dead, attack The Heirophant. priest uses debt paid on himself.

Okay, first off, we never finished agreeing on if you'd get the change to let you just "do" actions. Before I can even think of letting you do that I need to figure out how much power you'd get from that. For now, it's still just portals.
Second of all, you never delivered finished stats for the High Priest, so it looks like his stats aren't going to be covert because you'll be summoning him after the change.

Halfway through delivering your ultimatum the shepherd starts thwacking you upside the head with his crook, so you unleash your attack on him.
limit break bar expended.
Limit Break: Portal Strike
You glare at your opponent, sitting across the field. You have a lot of portal abilities available to you, but one of the most deadly involves long distance portals. It's not easy, but it's so, SO worth it. Time to demonstrate what, although not THE ultimate portal ability, is close to it. You create a portal floating up in the air. Your opponent looks at it suspiciously... and with a groan and tons of effort, you create the other portal. halfway to the sun. Dangit, you missed, good thing you can move portals after creation. Your enemy is holding on the ground, gasping for breath as they try desperately not to get pulled out into the depths of space. Anyone looking in the portal from far enough away can see a brilliant light and a great amount of heat. The Sun. A shadow moves across it, and the portal suddenly passes straight through a meteor, chunks of suddenly-flaming rock smash into your opponent, time after time, in pieces. And finally, destination reached. The temperature first gets very hot, and then becomes plasma as the portal passes right into a solar flare, a massive burst of magnetized particles slamming straight through the portal. The portal fritzes out and closes, but not before your target has been thoroughly roasted.
10000 damage to the Enraged Shepherd!
Your entity will do as you say.
+4500 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1486749379))

IV - The Emperor 18/18 +3 from toasto 2+ consomme +1 redstone  EXPENDED! A massive frog bearing red-and-orange colors descend upon the battlefield. In his eyes, a blue light shines. He promptly chows down on whatever unlucky creature was in his mouth when he arrives with two sickeningly loud CRUNCHes, before wiping the blood off. He then reaches for.. something, and promptly tosses out a flaming jar of pink fire towards the Simumodder, alpha-striking him. IV - The Emperor 70,000/70,000 Unyielding power, the ultimate ego. Stats are covert, per the usual. The Hierophant uses Cross Vertex, targeting the Fire Demons as his primary target. Secondary targets are Cat beast and Strange Priest. XII - The Hanged Man 2/20 1+ from darkside ??? - The Reaper: 0/10 ??? - The Sorcerer ?? - The Summoner ??? - The Archer XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician 2+ Toaster

You know guys, you're supposed to send me the stats close to doptime so I don't have to spend forever searching for them. I might just nope player-made covert stats altogether if you people can't do that.
Health dropped by a whole bunch. We discussed this, a 20 post charge with abnormally high attack has to have that attack power cut come from somewhere else in its power alotment.
The Hierophant will do as you say.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1486751118))

20 10/20 (+2 from Battlefury) 20 2/20 +2 to Battlefury

Well... at least you handled your charges...
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1486751128))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 11 / 20 The Obscure: 15 / 15 (+9, JOE, Simu, Auth) +1 to JOE +1 to the Author Current Summons A cloaked figure floats onto the field. Nothing much is visible of the figure; it's cloaked in shadows, and cloaked with a cloak. Three piercing red eyes glow forth from the darkness of the hood. Whatever it is, it's almost certainly deadly... Obscura Stats Obscura [PS - Ire] Hp: 80,000 / 80,000. 0 / 10 Gaze into the End. Abilities: [REDACTED]: ??? Gaze into the End: [REDACTED] Passives: Obscure: This entity is immune to scanning. Ghastly Presence: This entity does not count towards battlefield advantage. [REDACTED]: ??? Marron remains incredibly still as the Author bandages up her wounds. Ette is of course right on time with a pail of nice, cold water. She also made some tea for the duo; simple Temmie Tea. While it's far from the best or most flavorful, hey; free drinks. Marron groans as a bandage is wrapped around her head. Once the whole medical process is said and done, Marron stands up and dusts herself off. tc: Hey, Auth. Before he can return to his AS allies, Marron grabs him by the shoulder. tc: ... tc: Thanks! Auth is given a sweet smile, highly uncharacteristic of Marron. Maybe it's the pain that's making her do that. Who knows. She continues speaking. tc: While Ette's handiwork is certainly better, your work was acceptable. Probably more than acceptable, but whatever. [small][small]tc: Ette's had a lot of practice. Because of me. Heh.[/small][/small] tc: Nice of you to relieve my sister of some work. I appreciate that. Ette wraps the Author in a nice warm hug, before sending him off to rejoin his allies. She also gives him the teapot of Temmie Tea because why not. Marron enjoys a few dainty sips of tea, before realizing that the Nightmarron's special is charged. She shrugs off her pain, and readies up Petal Dance, granting herself ANOTHER Double-Action! >ACTION ONE Marron charges forth towards the Steel Eating Tiger, Nightmarron in hand! She launches herself upward with a volley of rounds, catapulting herself into the air. Once in the air, she fires her rounds in such a way to send herself into a fearsome vertical spin, becoming basically an aerial sawblade. Of death! Through sheer luck or perhaps some sort of skill, she manages to land a hit on the Steel Eating Tiger! ...I say hit, but she completely missed with the scythe and instead ended up slamming into it directly. It still certainly hurt the tiger, though. Especially so, given that Marron decided to impale both sides of it with an array of sewing needles, before commanding them to pull apart. Which just so happened to rip the Steel Eating Tiger right in two. Marron then stitches together the two halves of the tiger to say "sorry", but she "accidentally" stitched the back half on backwards. It'll be fine, probably. >ACTION TWO Deciding that the Steel Eating Tiger has already been tormented enough, she launches towards the Enraged Shepherd! Instead of actually reaching her target, she's swarmed by a horde of fluffy sheep. Torn apart as to whether she should be totally pissed at the fact that the sheep stopped her or whether she should be happy as the sheep are cute and fluffy, she- One of the sheep proceeds to accidentally kick her in the head. She instantly retaliates by conjuring a needle, and impaling the sheep on it. She then conjures a swarm of needles, each of them drawing threads behind them! They then converge into formation, creating what can only be described as a "needle death worm". It surges through the crowd of sheep, impaling and devouring sheep at random! It then begins to spit out "Sheepballs", created inside the worm when sheep are eaten. These sheepballs, covered in all sorts of sharp needles and deadly bone fragments, mutilate several sheep as they rocket out of the needleworm's gullet. The worm eventually burrows into the ground, probably never to be seen again. Huh. The Cat Beast will use The Hunt on the Steel Eating Tiger! Obscura will use [REDACTED]! Marron will also /scan the Emperor.

Slight changes, the Obscura counts towards battlefield advantage, because ALL entities do. Also, numerous nerfs to its various abilities, and more may be yet to come, I'm still not certain it's nerfed enough yet.

You proc your double action again, the first hit, because of double artifact value, deals 6500 damage to the Steel Eating Tiger, and then mutilate 75 sheep all at once. Your artifacts take heavy hits from having been used twice, however, three times in the case of the Nightmarron.
Your entities will do as you say.

You scan the Emperor

The Emperor: Current health, 35000, max health: 35000, base damage: N/A
Unyielding power, the ultimate ego.

ATTACKS:
Infernal Jar Toss: Hits an enemy for 6000 damage, and 2 / 3 others for 2000 damage. Inflict Burn for 4 turns upon primary target, 2 / 1 turns for secondary targets. Below 50% HP, gain one more secondary target. Throws a single large glass jar full of refiner's fire straight into the target.
Ground Pound: Deal 7500 damage to a single target. 50% chance of Dazed. Will always Daze below 50% HP. Something this big hits hard, even if its slower than a truck with the parking break on.
Plant Beastling Spew: Spawn 2 Plant Beastlings with 1,000 HP, but 12,000 attack. They kamikazi on attack. They also deal 25% of their damage to their killer. I won't even ask what this thing has been eating to be able to spit out bombs.
Royal Leap: Leap towards a foe three times, crushing them each time. Deals 8000 three times if the foe fails to dodge. Dodging is a free action. Does not suffer from Easily Dodged, except in that foes with over 40% base dodge will automatically dodge this. HOP HOP HOP.
PASSIVES:
Easily Dodged: Dodge value on all foes with dodge is tripled. No effect whatsoever on enemies without Dodge. Switches to doubled below 50% HP, and changes to nothing below 25% HP. The Genocide Frog looked out over its new kingdom-to-be and realized with great pleasure that for once its foes were not capable of dodging absolutely every single attack he threw at them.
IV - The Emperor: Unyielding Power: This entity has greatly increased damage compared to an entity of similar charge value. This isn’t really a passive, but still. developer's commentary: ((This isn’t an actual passive pooplord)) ((i need to inflate the stats to make it more terrifying somehow :V))
IV - The Emperor: Ultimate Ego: In the event that this entity is not issued a command, it will instead prioritize targets that have recently insulted or offended it, or upstaged it. It has a 10% minicrit chance against those foes, but only if it has not been issued an order and this passive is in effect. An Emperor must never stand by as his throne is slandered.
SPECIALS:
Kingly Leap: Straight-up damage attack. Suffers from Easily Dodged at half-rate. (100% dodge multiplier at 100 HP, 50% dodge multiplier at 50% HP, loses effects at below 25%.) Inflicts Stunned, but dazes the Emperor for the next turn. 3 turns to charge. How is this different from Royal Leap? I don't even know. they even had the same name before I fixed it.
Pink Firestorm: Ignite the entire battlefield, inflicting Pink Burn on everything. Pink burn functions as Burn, but is harder to dispel and immune to Terrain Effects. Hits allies. Pink Burn Lasts 3 turns. 6 turns to charge. Everything will burn, eventually. The Emperor has merely deigned to speed up the process.
Ignition Refinement: Do… Something. Gains power with Pink Burn stacks on affected factions. For example, when targeting an ally, this is boosted by how many pink burn stacks in total your faction has. Vice versa for when affecting enemy foes. Can also target terrain and Weather, drawing from the universal pool. 8 turns to charge. There are many ways to refine a metal, many different ways you might want it refined. The Refiner's Fire is both powerful and versatile, making it the ultimate weapon for those who would wish to refine the world around them.

+8000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1486751776))

+2 to Emerald_Mann OOh a new combat special! You know where no one's been for a while? Venderbight! Lovely this time of year, as long as you don't offend anyone. Those tomb colonists are fearsome duelists... I'mma use it on joebob The Catbeast. Wait why is Joebob still vulnerable? Didn't he die? Shouldn't he lose stuff if he dies?

JOEbob has character upgrades, which survive even once you've died.

Combat Special: Rumor Has It (Expert)
It seems that there are more rumors that need to be spread, as some people just do not get the message. It is time to once more prove your worth as a master of persuasion. You begin working your magic, and over the course of weeks, almost months, your target's scandalous reputation rises to unprecedented levels. They find themselves daily being assailed by news, young people accusing them of hideous acts. Finally, it all becomes far too much, and they push off, leaving the city of London to hide away in the Tomb Colonies until the Scandal dies down. Except they never quite make it there. someone, and we shall name no names, pushes them over the side of the boat, where they are promptly eaten by the numerous abnormally large fish that dwell in the unterzee.
4000 damage to the Catbeast!
+6000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486754460))

you realize i respawn if you kill me, right? and lose nothing? Oh, by the way, any suggestions for what symbol i should use to represent you? /NULL

Oh, you do lose something. I might start applying exp penalties to you when you die in the future, and you DEFINITELY get your energy meter bottomed out.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1486759701))

I kick a Fire Demon in the shin and call him a ripoff artist. The Lord of Hints: 1/15

You hurt the fire demon, and his feelings. 4000 damage.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1486774870))

+1 BFury, +1 Toast Explosive Potential (7/20) [UPGRADE] (+1 Toast) Just wants to be famous (6/20) (+0) --- There are no signs of stopping any time soon on 'Splodimus' end. Especially since he's already primed for another level up this attack. And he won't stop. Halting his progress after coming so far would be madness! Keeping the momentum going for as long as possible, he stares straight at the Cat Beast. "I don' like ya much. Yer a top priority." To prove that he wasn't going to fight without it being epic, he slits his wrist slightly; not enough to kill via bleedout, but enough to make the Cat Beast pay attention. It looks at him, licking it's lips at the smell of fresh blood. Predictably, the Cat Beast charged at 'Splodimus, and he charged straight at it as well. They were about to butt heads in a furious clash when 'Splodimus decides to take out Generic Bomb #5290419, igniting the entire thing on fire, and, upon reaching the Cat Beast, backflipped away from the cat's swipe of it's claws and mounted it, shoving the explosive down it's gullet (which produced predictable results) while simultaneously beating the back of the beast apart, puncturing the metal with the sheer ferocity of the strikes and burning up what little fabric was on it at the time. He lays down one last punch, exploding once, and laying down another explosive where the punch landed, before backflipping off and letting the explosive detonate. Yes, 'Splodimus just tanked a point-blank explosion to the face. Deal with it. Now, cats usually have tails, don't they? I would assume that the Cat Beast is no exception. So, 'Splodimus, after landing, and after the aforementioned explosive went off, he immediately grabbed the beast by the tail, and smashed it from side to side in a furious display of strength, speed and dexterity, before punching it, using his fist, the beast's tail, and the beast itself as a paddle ball. The beast being the ball, of course, and the paddle explodes when the ball rams into it at the speeds it does. Needless to say, one of the two came out looking better than the other. But even then, he refuses to rest until this damned Cat Beast was dead. An endless onslaught of attacks; 'Splodimus found it fitting to use his favourite weapon for this occasion; the Bomb Harp. As he plays it, for whatever reason, it begins mimicking the sound of a completely different instrument. Multiple, in fact. As if he were playing an entire orchestra's worth of instruments at once. With every "strum" of the "harp", explosives begin appearing out of thin air around the Cat Beast, with no particular order. Static Grenades coated the ground under the beast with so much static buildup that it wasn't funny, shorting out the robot easily. Tons of napalm was dropped onto the beast, igniting even the most heat-retardant metal alight with ease and making the Beast's circuits overheat. Acidic Gas Canisters were dropped on the surrounding area of the Cat Beast, the acid gnawing away at the metal, weakening it and exposing some of the insides with the particularly concentrated areas of gas. The subsequent Acid Rain Balloons and Subcon Clock Bomb (SCB) made this worse; the Acid Rain was concentrated enough to outright delete any semblance of metal plating, wiring, circuitry, lightbulbs, glass, the whole works, while simultaneously rusting up the interior of the Beast quickly with the help of the timescrew of the SCB speeding up the process. But 'Splodimus was not even halfway through the song. Which, now that you can get a good listen during his intermission from explosives, sounds an awful lot like... Guzma's theme, yet... not really. A Remix someone else had made, most certainly, performed by 'Splodimus in the present day with the use of explosives and a 'harp'. Smooth. And then, the explosives pick up again, more relentless than ever before, and now appearing within the Beast itself! One of 'Splodimus' special explosives, the "Ruin Nuke" (which wasn't a nuke at all; just easier to have it roll off the tongue), begins the slaughterfest. When it went off, clearly something went abnormally wrong with the Cat Beast, as it began spazzing out from the effects of the bomb; dealing damage as well as having the afflicted lose control over their actions for the most part for the duration. However, it almost seemed to exclusively target itself with it's attacks, as well as some sharp metal thing that totally didn't shoot an explosive straight into it's face when it did so. Perhaps it's the Edge that Marron's "Supplier"'s Abominations were currently carrying with them everywhere they go, combined with Generic Bomb #5290420-5290423 hitting it's face. After literally four Edge-related attacks, and twelve self-attacks, the Beast was rid of Ruin. But this was cut short by another fact: another one of 'Splodimus' special explosives, the "Absolute Crystallizer", went off inside the Beast, instantly freezing it solid. At which point a solid shot from a cannonball propelled by Generic Nuke #15782 through a specially-designed cannon carried enough force to shatter the crystallized metal and circuitry of the Cat Beast, crushing said frozen metal beneath the cannonball's immense weight and speed in the process. The Cat Beast is likely so badly deformed by now, there's nothing noteworthy left to even consider this pile of metal scrap an entity at all. And there was still one final explosive set to go through. That explosive took the form of... ...a red Bob-omb. A laughably small one at that. Hardly the size of the would-be Cat Beast's paw. But as we all know... Big things come in small packages. And this thing had one hell of a package. As soon as it's fuse ignited, the entire simulation heard it; the distinct hissing of a Bob-omb primed to explode, the crackling of the fuse decaying from being ignited visible from the Beast's wreckage, and 'Splodimus finishing the track only meant one thing; it was the final explosive set, and it was going out with a bang even more pleasing than that of a nuke's mushroom cloud. The "Cherry Bob-omb", as it was called, finally had it's fuse run out. And boy howdy was it spectacular. It becomes night for this spectacular occasion if it's not already, just because. A Dome explosion occurs where the Cat Beast once was, and it was... staying there. Soon after it was created, the persistent Dome explosion fired off a fiery shot from itself, flying up and up, until finally reaching the apex of it's flight. At this point, it explodes in a lovely display of fireworks as more of these fiery shots fly up and explode into even more fireworks. It actually keeps going like this, as the dome gets smaller, it having to expend it's energy to launch the shots up in the air in the first place. About 300 of these shots are fired, each with their different colours and patterns; some louder and larger than others upon explosion, while some are more sparkly and brilliant like the stars in the night sky. Some were stupidly loud the whole way through. Very few were duds. When the dome was no more, having expended all of it's shots, the song had already ended a little while ago, and the Cat Beast was nowhere to be seen, evaporated by the amount of heat and pressure that was put on it. Maybe it was part of some of the fireworks? Maybe the duds? Who knows. Point being, it ain't here anymore. Not that anyone will mourn it's death. But at least it was part of a nice lightshow, which isn't what most entities get to be part of everyday.

SSSSMMMAAAAAAASSSHHH
Just barely but SMASH nonetheless.
20000 explosion based super death damage to the Cat Beast.
+12000 XP.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1486793397))

18/20 Le Dudes 4/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? +1 Toast, +1 Bfury After hearing what the High Priest of the Strange God said, sparkysfaint begins to laugh for a bit, taking off his paper bag to reveal his expression. He then puts it back on and walks over to the priest. Nice religion you have there, Holy Edgelord. Those who insult priests of any kind will be considered heretics, and thus will be burned. You expect to burn plastic? *chuckle* Also, there is no god. If there was, I would've deleted him or her already with my trusty hammer. sparkysfaint then creates a staff with a circle and a ? in the middle on the top. he then draws the ded xP on the circle, and puts a giant sticky note on it saying "fak u weirdo strange dude edge god." He then warps it into the High Priest's hand and forces him to raise it. Both the Strange God and the Edge God get triggered and go to beat up the High Priest. If there was already a staff, sparkysfaint simply replaces that staff with the one he built.

6000 damage dealt to the Priest of the Strange God through the power of sacrilege and heresy.
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1486813227))

I seem rather uninterested for having termites inside my body. I suspect that Hard Coded wouldn't help me here, so instead I do the mundane thing and go to a hospital for parasite removal Zomboss Training Facility: 4/20 Virus 2.0: 11/20

Fortunately, you don't have termites.
Unfortunately, your artifact does.
Fortunately it's removable
Unfortunately it's an advanced status effect and thus only barely so.
Fortunately there's a hospital for artifacts
Unfortunately it doesn't do termite removal
So I guess it all evens out. I guess?
+2000 xP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1486841248))

XII - The Hanged Man 5/20 1+ from darkside +1 from Redstone ??? - The Reaper: 1/10 ??? - The Sorcerer 0/10 ?? - The Summoner 0/10 ??? - The Archer 0/10 XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician 2+ Toaster

#theworldoutside
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1486856789))

19/20 Le Dudes 5/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? +1 Toast, +1 Coffee Shop sparkysfaint erects a large block and telefrags a Fire Demon into it.

Fire demon telefragged for 4000 damage.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1486894370))

Auth pats his creation on the back. He knows it can't respond, it's just an extension of his will. I'm pleasantly surprised you've turned out as well as you have. Especially when it comes to artillery, I didn't expect that to work. Auth looks at the overwhelming collection he has as a force, and the dwindling numbers of PS entities. You know what to do, then. Lead the Charge, commander. A pitch black horse, devoid of features, gallops towards the Commander. It mounts it, before pulling out it's baton, and pointing it forward, at the Godmodder. It summons the entire AS force to it. The time is now! With all the entities we have, we can overwhelm this godmodder facsimile! Auth calls. The Commander charges on his horse, leaping at the Godmodder and clubbing him with his stick. He falls to the ground, open for all the other entities to whale on it. The Commander takes another move, applying its horse's hooves to The Simumodder's face. Or in other words, I initiate the Alpha Strike! Whale away, all! Marron stopped him earlier. Time to respond. Auth finds it a little strange that Marron has given him such a smile. Auth isn't complaining. It's nothing, Marron. Honestly. Auth bows. I'm happy that you think that my work is satisfactory. Saving Ette from doing work is a bonus. Auth is hugged by Ette. T-thanks Ette. Seriously, it's nothing. Auth graciously accepts the Tea. Ooooooooo, tea... Thank you, Ette! Auth is a British git. No surprises there. ACTION SUMMARY: Alpha Strike, go!

Your entity will alpha strike!
+4000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486906802))

mastery 7%? energy: 0/14 9(10 if ire posts again)/(9/10)  son of the awakened (+1 from ire? maybe.) Using new charge 1/20 Awestruck +2 ire Son of the awakened is an attack, aimed at black commander. if i misinterpreted him and he is not a nucaleave, then sorry, but i already made this. so it hits the commander and deals a bunch of damage. [Again, this is a 9 Or 10 charge, depending on whether ire posts again] the words "the heratics will learn" were intended to be taken as if spoken by Me, not the priest. also it was learn, not burn. the strange and "edge" god, as you called them, are the same one. and are also alternate versions of me. and would never beat up the high priest. the priest looks at the roblox person, and seems to shift for a moment, surrounded by a starry cloak. "No" "I Have..." "Much More important things to do." "you do not matter" "goodby" [this does not block the attack] [also, yes, the priest is a douche. and no, I don't think you don't matter, but the only personality trait the priest has is "douche", so they will be a douche.] I then tear the starry cloak from the priest, put it on, and warp to splodimus's action, while the priest crys indignantly "hey! I want to be important" the Generic Bomb #5290419 gets struck by a celestial bullet, flying into a wall before 'splodimus can backflip onto the cat. as he begins to backflip, a rift in space opens up, and the cats claws find him anyway, slashing him and knocking him backwards toward Generic Bomb #5290419, right before it explodes. he tumbles through the air and lands on the cat beast, trying to pound its back apart, only to punch be teleported elsewere, punch a mineturtle, and be exploded. again. when he returns and trys to punch the catbeast, a wall of shimmering blue-green light appears and blocks his attack, causing the explosion to smash him into the same wall as before. he grabs the tail, but theres a "joy" buzzer on it, and its cranked up to 9,001 volts. the flash causes temporary blindness on its own, and he lies on the ground for a while. the beast, by this point, is ready, and when he wakes up its tail has been tied into a knot for protection. before he can even blink, the beast has been Blinked over to him, sinking its claws into his torso and using Him as a paddle to block random fireballs. when he gets free, he trys to use the bomb-harp, only for an ear-splitting FWEEEEEE from a flute to mess him up, causing the bombs to appear on top of him, and in some cases, in him. the static grenades gravitate towards him, giving him painful shocks, and naplam surrounds him with fire and smoke, missing the beast and throwing off his aim. the acid gas is dispelled by JOE farting the alphabet, and was far off-target besides. the acid rain balloons are teleported to a water-balloon fight thats about to be cancelled, causing no casualty’s, and the time-mess-up effect gives the beast time to repair what little damage it has sustained due to the removal of the balloons. as he trys to continue the song, meanwhile, random FWEEEEs from flutes and loud druming noises throw off his concentration, and some of the acid gas starts corroding the harp, damaging it, while some elevator music plays constantly. the explosives appear where he thinks the beast is, but its actually a fake image, formed of smoke, which only looked convincing due to the smoke cutting off oxygen from his brain. the ruin nuke gets thrown back into splodimus, like so many other things, and causes him to spazz out instead, before tripping and smashing into the floor, causing a hammer-bomb to drop on his face. the several atempted attacks on the cat beast during this time are deflected by random wormholes to outer space, the word "No" repeated over and over again, or simply miss the target. the absolute crystallizer explodes, but a rift in space-time blocks the attack, making it smash into the ground next to splodimus and freezing it, causing a layer of ice to form. the cannon ball is grabbed by [insert famous basketball player] and slam-dunked onto the cannon, crushing it, and then melting it, because a cannon ball the just got hit by a nuke is going to be really hot. it then explodes, because everything 'splodimus does is made of explodium. the cannon is then dropped on his head, distracting him. as the red Bob-omb appeared, mario showed up and grabbed a flare from the sun, gaining star power, and grabbed the bob-omb, stuffing it down 'splodimus's throat and blocking the explosive wave. the hissing is muffled and practically unnoticeable due to a very badly played flute solo, as well as a simultaneous off-key singing of "who's next", which is combined with another person warping time to use the following torture system on 'splodimus: humming a tune until he starts to expect the coming notes, then pausing at random moments, changing the tone, and several other things, making it impossible for the tune to fade into the backround and constantly annoying him, this continues for a time-warped year. at the end he is despondent and incapable of action, not even trying to remove the Bob-omb before it exploded. the bob-omb explodes. a dome appears. but unlike the plan, this dome is covered in stars, with a pale circle in the middle, and a nebula on the entire left third. its beautiful, and far more serene then splodimus would have wanted. one final disrespect of his plan. it remains day, or becomes day, and this only makes the pitch-black dotted dome more spectacular, as bits of it shed off, spinning and coating the ground, glowing brilliantly, and at the same time not at all. as it continues to shrink, some of the bits fly into the air, filling the sky and showing what the stars are like, and how they should look, how they would look without technology, and without anyone blocking them out. the dome continues to shrink, covering the world with its pitch-black material, and at the end, 'splodimus is sitting there, largely unharmed, aside from the whole "tortured for a year" thing.  the cat beast is intact, and it is told by a voice in its head that it would have been mourned, not by many, but that it does have its own place, and is, in its own way, loved. now, whether this is true is another matter, but that is what it hears. the shed parts of the dome fragment, and blow away like dust in the wind. EDIT: winter, i cannot see your action? (animation doesnt work for some reason)DOUBLEEDIT:nevermind it works now.

Animation is negated due to suspicions it was not in fact created for DTG, but the attack...
Hoo boy the attack.
See, here's the deal, for any entity with a dodge chance, negative or positive, I roll a dice for the attacker. If it rolls higher, that's better.
JOE rolled a 100. Now, the thing is his attack has a base power of 25K... in short, being entirely fair to JOEbob because I didn't stop to think about minicrits/crits on the way in... Black Commander reduced to 500 hit points.
His regular action is... about as spectacularly unscuccessful as his charged attack was successful.
You can't just block a SMASH attack on a whim like that bro, it just can't be done.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1486915932))

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer (Damaged heavily) Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster Armor: NA >FVS: Realize the simumodder blew your gun up >FVS: become very mad >FVS: Take out your anger by grabbing a fire demon and pretty much ripping the thing into shreads >FVS: Get influenced by your guns >FVS: Start eating the fire demon shreds >Everyone else: Recoil in disgust and fear Egg on your face: 8/10 One BIG problem: 2/15 +2 to Urus

You attempt to devour the fire demons and discover that they are a bit too hot. Not spicy, you're trying to eat glowing coals and ashes my friend.
5000 damage to fire demon.
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1486924509))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 15 / 20 (+3, JOE, Auth) The Raven: 1 / 20 +1 to JOE +1 to the Author Current Summons Ette, instead of Marron, decides that the Cat Beast really needs healing! She picks up the little bits of the Cat Beast left behind after Splodimus's attack, and tosses them on a stretcher, held up by two smaller puppets that Marron supplied for the job. The puppets happily waddle along with Ette into a non-descript hospital! Inside, Ette grabs a needle, a lot of thread, and a wielding torch. The two puppets go and wield the little fragments of the Cat Beast back together, while Ette stitches together some new fabric limbs for the monstrosity. A glow comes back into the Beast's eyes, and once the puppety limbs are attached to the metal body, the Cat Beast staggers out of the hospital, made out of more fabric than metal. The trio of puppets accompany it out, and just for good measure, sew bits of metallic thread into the body of the Cat Beast for a little bit of extra stability and healing. If the Cat Beast is dead, Ette will mourn its loss slightly, and then go and fix up Marron a touch. Not with a wielding torch, of course. Marron tells the newly-patched up Cat Beast to dodge the incoming jar of fire that's coming from the Emperor. Maybe it acts in the exact same way as the Hierophant in that he attacks slowly. Who knows.

4000 health restored to the Cat Beast
+6000 XP

QUOTE (Talist @ (time=1486932947))

Winter looks up at Joebob, but not before backing off. It did just fight Joe, afterall. "Yes. That is the name I decided to give myself.\n" "I would ask how you know it, as I never told you, but I think I know how already.\n" Winter backs away, but turns to look over its shoulder at Joebob one more time. "And no. I think instead I shall go attack your king.\n" And with that, Winter sprints off. ... "Perhaps I can push harder. Push the bounds of this simulation... \n" So, Winter decides to break the simulation's physics engine and channel its inner Lucio in an incredible (if I dare say so myself) attack on the Simumodder... "Break.\n" https://youtu.be/xv8e5B2uA1M +1 to Redstone +1 to Coffee shop 4/20 4/20

Well, uh... I watched that animation like 3 times, so I think it's safe to say...
1 DAMAGE TO THE SIMUMODDER
+42000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1486933345))

20 16/20 (+2 from Battlefury and Redstone, +1 from Darkside) 20 3/20 +2 to Battlefury The Hydrattler joins in on the alpha strike. The Tiger begins tearing the Cat Beast to pieces.

entities ordered!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1486934732))

I reveal that Joebob's animation actually hit Ette, who was for some reason riding a dog. XII - The Hanged Man 3/20 1+ from ??? - The Reaper: 1/10 ??? - The Sorcerer ?? - The Summoner ??? - The Archer XX - Judgement 0/100 I - The Magician 2+ Toaster

ERROR THIRD POST

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1486998748))

+1 BFury, +1 Engie Explosive Potential (8/20) [UPGRADE] Just wants to be famous (7/20) --- 'Splodimus takes out a few of his favourite bombs, and proceeds to use 'Sploded on the Cat Beast. He's looking at JOE with this glare of pity now, though...

Combat Special: 'Sploded (Basic)
Splodimus, now there's a name that actually means something. Most names are in some ancient language or just "sound pretty". Not yours. Yours has OOMPH to it. The OOMPH that comes after a pulled pin and a thrown pineapple. (Remember to throw the grenade too). To demonstrate, you pull out Generic Bomb #4430544 and Generic Bomb #5082901 and toss them up in the air. "FORE!" despite having used the wrong sports term, you tennis-racket the two explosives right into your target, eliciting two large and very satisfying explosions.
4000 damage to the Cat Beast.
+6000 XP

Redstonetam levels up: Level 4!
Combat Special unlocked: Free Model Mason (Expert)
Limit break unlocked: Ca-Tem-strophe
Talist levels up: LEvel 2!
Combat Special unlocked: Pacifism (Advanced)
Darkside levels up: Level 2!
Combat Special unlocked: 'Sploded (Advanced)
JOEbob levels up: Level 6!
Combat Specials unlocked: Portaltech (Master), Infernal Wrath (Advanced, Expert)
Limit Break unlocked: Infinite Cheeze

EoTB:
Urus gets nuked for inactivity and his artifacts are eaten by termites.

The first thing that happens is that all of the unordered entities, plus the ones ordered in on the alpha strike, AND the Enraged Shepherd and his flock all swarm the Simumodder. Occupied as he is, the super multi person combo gets past him completely, and deals 1 damage.
The Steel Eating Tiger chooses has chosen his prey and leaps forwards, snarling. After a short period of carnage later, the Cat Beast has taken 20000 damage. The hierophant sets up his attack for next round,

On the other side of the field, the Priest of the strange god patches himself up for 4000 health, and the Cat Beast uses The Hunt on the Steel-Eating Tiger once more, dealing 15000 damage.
The Obscure just sort of sits there under its cloak, ominously, when suddenly two long, thorny arms erupt out of its cloak, both covered in blood. Obscura's attack doubles! The Fire demons attempt to finish off the black commander, but fail miserably thanks to rolling hilariously poorly on their accuracy checks.

The Simumodder finishes his summoning circle and with a massive recoil shockwave from the successful Alpha strike, performs several things. First, he teleports over to Marron, takes the silver wossname, and merges it into the Nightmarron, destroying the former, fully restoring the latter.
Then he darts over to the wreckage of the Foundation of Suffering, and dashes all around it, building up a massive temple, which promptly explodes, revealing a very, very angry god. You've been beating up his disciples, now he wants vengeance. Then there is a terrible, horrible bleating. The summoning circle goes off, releasing an enormous sheep.
The shepherd wails in despair. "NOOOO WOOLY WHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU
The Terror Sheep moves over to bodyguard the Vengeful God.
+2s nondescriptly get handed to JOE and Ire.

And then... ITS VALUMTIMES!!!
Every now and then, its important to stop and remind ourselves what's really important, the crushing existential lonliness that comes from not having a sweetheart on Valentines.
Ah! But your entities don't have to feel that! At least, not if they're AS, as the Coffee Shop has become the Couple's Cafe, gaining health and three new abilities.
Lonely Luncheon: Requires 1 +1 and an action action, restores 10000 health.
Spaghetti for Two: Requires 2 +1s and two actions/entities. Restores 15000 health to both entities.
Set up a date: Requires 3 +1s and two entities. "Links" the two entities, causing them to deal more damage while both are still alive.

Secondly, the weather has gotten a modifier: Chocolate! It's now raining discount chocolates all over the place, and every entity regains 4000 health every round from this confectionary downpour.

Thirdly, and finally, because at least SOMEONE needs to have a date on Valentines, there is a hot chick waiting out on the sidelines of the battlefield. Whoever comes up with the best pickup line will get a kiss on the cheek, the satisfaction of having won, and getting summoned to the field with double damage and 20 starting player health as an entity (meaning you exert battlefield influence too).

Everything ticks up, and I'm finally, FINALLY done with this update. WHY DID THIS TAKE SO LONG I'VE NORMALLY BEEN ABLE TO DO THEM IN ONE HOUR AND THIS TOOK THREE.

MY FIRST EVER SPLITDOP

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 15:46:00

+2 emerald_mann

I invent a time machine. Of course I am no particle physicist so this time machine won't work for more than this post. Luckily that's all I'll need.
I then disguise myself as the Simumoddder's low-poly travel agent using some cleverly-painted and properly folded cardboard, informing him that he's won a free temporal vacation to the tropical island Krakatoa in 1883 when tourists didn't know about the place. He can't resist the idea of relaxing on some tropical island while our entities kill each other, because let's face it the less attention he attracts the better. He goes off to pack.

While he does that I abuse the time machine's "only this post" rule to get a few hundred past, future, and alternate selves to staff an airport, each with their own equally low-poly disguise. Together we establish a fake airport, complete with a real airplane with a flux capacitor.The simumodder eventually gets here and boards his flight.

Back in 1883, the Simumodder's flight approaches Krakatoa. There is a noticeable lack of airports. No attempt to land is made. The Simumodder asks a steward about it, who informs the pilot. he comes back a moment later to say that this is very much intentional, tosses him a parachute, throws him out the window, and shouts at him to enjoy the vacation. all the Me's in the plane take off their disguises and go back to our respective presents, giggling madly.

As for the simumodder... well, his vacation was cut short by the entire island erupting. The sound alone would be enough to kill anyone. If he somehow avoided that, there's still the lava. And the pyroclastic material. And the toxic gases. and the pure heat. If he somehow avoided that... he's stuck on the barren, charred, and shattered remains of an island. In 1883. Without another source of time travel it'll take him at least 134 years to get back here.

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 16:32:00

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the fire monsters!
Destroy the elites!
Best pickup line contest!

Entity Advantage: [PS]

Weather: Chocolate Naptime (Inflicts Drowsy on all non-PS entities every round, all entities gain 4000 health per round)
Terrain: Animal Safe-Haven (randomly intercepts AS attacks with fluffy animals)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 94/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Vengeful God [PS][Elite]: Hp: 150000/150000. Convert: 1/3. True Incarnation 1/8. 0/30 Blood.. 
Terror Sheep [PS]: Hp: 100000/100000. Wool: 300000/300000. Floof: 1/4. Bodyguarding Vengeful God
Fire Demons x2 [PS]: Hp: 19500/25000. Crying 1 round. Primary target
Fire Demon [PS]: Hp: 6500/25000. Crying 1 round
Cat Beast [PS - Marron] Hp: 11000/60000. Bloodlust: 3/5. Crying 1 round. Secondary target
Priest of a Strange God [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 27000/29000. Sacrifice 2/3. Secondary target
Obscura [PS - Marron] Hp: 80000/80000. Gaze Into the End: 1/10
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 9/10. Nightmarron [A] 1/4 Petal Dance.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Astral Energy: 7%. Energy Stored: 14/14.
Enraged Shepherd [AS]: Hp: 20000/40000. Wooly the talking sheep 2/4. Drowsy 2 rounds
SHEEP x145 [AS]: Hp: 100/100. Drowsy 2 rounds
Couple's Cafe [AS]: Hp: 50000/50000. 2 paid forwards. Drowsy 2 rounds
Steel Eating Tiger [AS - Toast]: Hp: 11500/60000. Selected Victim: Cat Beast. Steel Eater: 4/5. Wide Awake 1 round.. Bleeding 4 rounds.
The Heirophant [AS - Battlefury]: Hp: 54000/60000. False Prophecy 3/5. Burn the Heretics 3/8. Drowsy 2 rounds
The Black Commander [AS - Speed]: Hp: 4500/35000. 2 AC. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Hydrattler [AS - Toast]: Hp: 80000/80000. Heads x4: Hp: 10000/10000. Drowsy 2 rounds.
The Emperor [AS - Battlefury]: Hp: 30000/30000. Kingly Leap: 1/3. Pink firestorm 1/6. Ignition Refinement 1/8.
Battlefury [AS - Player] Hp: 8/10. Gloria Aurum [A] 5/5 colonists. 7/10 Greed. 50% durability. Infested.
Emerald_Mann [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Malware Blade [A] 50% durability. Infested



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Originally posted on 2017-02-13 18:37:00

mastery 7%
energy: 14/14 will portal attacks on: priority one: terror sheep, 2: priest of the strange god, 3: high priest (of the strange god).
3/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 4 /20 + 2 from simumodder +1 from ire
+2 ire
placehold
High priests stats will be added here. \/
I think I'll kill that there black commander.
he would be dead, but it looks like piono doesnt believe the animation was made for DTS...
oh well.
i use Portaltech (Master) on black commander, then portal strike, before landing a whirling kick on him as he recovers,which smashes him into a pure obsidian spike, killing him instantly.
high priest attacks Black commander if he is alive on high priests turn else he attacks steel eating tiger , priest of the strange god uses debt paid and dodges with a free action, and i wish i could control vengeful god...
I then ask the simumodder to allow me to control vengeful god since i have a bunch of things set up to help him, which sadly only work if I am considered the owner, like so: "please let me control vengeful god. you should be able to clearly see the advantages this will afford you, it, and me, are worth it, especially since... well, you know what".
pickup line for the contest thing: " Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 18:49:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 20 / 20 (+4, JOE, Simu) (WAITING...)
The Raven: 2 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

tc: Ouuuuuch. The Black Commander took quite the hit.
tc: Oh well. It's just another hostile anyway. Even if it does belong to him.
tc: Anyway-

Ette runs off towards the Black Commander, ready with even more sewing supplies. Although, given the blow that the Black Commander sustained, there isn't much left to sew on! So instead of simply patching the Black Commander up with needles and thread, Ette decides to enlist the help of an angel! Because that's totally a reasonable thing to do. Of course, angels are hard to come by unless you raid heaven, so she decides to simply call one down via method of soul infusion. The thing that Marron did to bind Ette's soul to the puppet that she resides in.

Ette begins by calling over those two puppets that helped her heal the Cat Beast, who begin to stitch together a body not unlike Ette's, just of a larger scale. Once the eight-foot-tall body segment is done, consisting solely of fabric and bits of stuffing, Ette sews a cute little smile and two button eyes onto the body. Since she's considerate, Ette also decides to add some wings to the Angel so that she can maneuver around freely as she normally would. She takes the two Wing Frames that Marron gathered from the remnants of the Winged Beast, and then uses little bits of metal that fell from the Cat Beast last turn to create four more simple-ish wing frames. She puts black "stockings" over all six wing frames, before sewing them to the puppet body, Simurgh-style.

Ette then politely asks Marron for a crate of feathers. She shrugs, goes "Sure, why not.", then heads off into somewhere looking for chickens, because that's the only thing that drops feathers for whatever reason. She then stumbles across a beautiful wooden house, and an automatic chicken coup that utilizes hoppers for egg collection. However, a guy with full diamond armor is nearby, surveying his lands from his balcony. Using the cover of the forest, Marron slinks through the shadows, climbs into the tallest tree that's within view of the balcony, then loads several rounds into the Nightmarron. From within the branches, she fires one round that somehow cleanly removes the helmet of the guy on the balcony! While he's in shock about where his hat just went, Marron launches herself forward out of the tree. She slashes into the guy, cleanly removing an arm! Before the guy can even process what's happened, Marron also removes his head, sending it toppling to the floor. She pushes over the guys body, then enters the house and loots an entire chest full of feathers. She also stole loads of gold and diamonds, but that's not important.

She delivers the chest of feathers to Ette, then wanders back to the house to get a bigger haul of non-feathery stuff. Ette then takes the feathers, and carefully sews them into a white mesh, creating six majestic wings! She attaches them to the wing frames, then sits the limp puppet down against a tree. She then waits for Marron to come back, who does return eventually, loaded up with loads of iron, gold, lapis, and redstone. Ette beckons Marron over to go and bind an angel to the puppet. She paints a simple sigil with a six-pointed star on the forehead of the puppet, and draws some runes along the stockings of the wing frames. She then takes a needle, pricks herself, and uses a drop of her own blood to cast a spell... complete with latin chanting!

tc: Ex tuam super caelum, et "suppliciter" 'rogamus vos? Veni ad me, Seraphim!
[small][small]tc: ...
tc: (Good thing I have this English to Latin translation device.)[/small][/small]

A beam of light from above strikes the puppet, and its limbs begin to flail about as the stolen soul gets used to its new vessel. Once the beam fades, the angellic puppet flies up, two wings folded to cover its face, and two wings covering its feet. The last pair of wings is being used for flight. The puppet floats gracefully in the air, taking in its new surroundings. Marron then shouts at the puppet.

tc: Minion! Follow my sister's commands, or peris-

Bap. Marron falls over after getting hit with a rather large warhammer of solid light that just sorta happened to manifest in the angel's hand. Ette takes the time to converse with the angel, waving her arms around in an erratic and fast fashion. The angellic puppet nods, apparently understanding Ette's handwavings. With a simple wave of the arm, a beam of radiant light descends upon the Black Commander, hopefully healing its grevious wounds. The angel, now having served it purpose, flies off into the distance... but not back to heaven. Apparently, it wishes to explore this world before it returns. Ette helps her sister up from the ground, applying a bit of ice to where she got bludgeoned.

tc: Well. That hurt.
tc: Anyway, mission accomplished for you, then?

Ette nods, before taking a seat on the ground and watching the angel fly off into the distance. If the Black Commander is dead due to JOE, Marron will proceed to flip him off in a very unfriendly manner for wasting her sister's efforts, then go and heal the Cat Beast.

Meanwhile, the Cat Beast will dodge out of the way of the Hierophant's attack, and then use Mark on the Hierophant!

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 18:51:00

I get bored of doing nothing but charging, and have baby zombies swarm the Vengeful God.

XII - The Hanged Man 6/20
??? - The Reaper: 2/10
??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician
2+ Toaster

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 19:23:00

20/20 Le Dudes Summoned!
7/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? (+1 from Tailist)

+1 Toast, +1 Tailist

Two other robloxians pop in, one who is dressed with custom free items, the other with sunglasses and red skin, as well as white overalls.

FaZe_Turquoise [AS-Redstonetam] - 30,000/30,000 HP.
Hat_Daggzz [AS-Redstonetam] - 25,000/25,000 HP.

FaZe throws a grenade at the Vengeful God, while Hat_Daggzz punches the Terror Sheep in the face.

sparkysfaint then remembers that he renamed himself, and tells everyone that his actual name is SparkedTheorem. He then uses Free Model Mason on the Priest of the Strange God.

Alright, here's my nice little pickup line.
Hey girl, do you have a high KDR? Because you've got a whole arsenal of good qualities.

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 22:07:00

20 20/20 (+2 from Battlefury, +1 Redstone) DONE!
20 4/20

+1 to Battlefury, +1 to Redstone

A man cloaked mostly in crimson red garb stumbles out of the Couple's Cafe. He straightens up, revealing an untidy mop of cherry-colored hair and a pair of pretty snazzy sunglasses to top it off. He brushes the dust off his wierd leather cloak/cape things that anime heroes always seem to have, before glancing at the lady. Double take. He saunters over, and sits next to her. As he does so, the man pulls down his sunnies over his eyes.



"Hey girl, do you think it's chance that we met? Because you make entropy look hot,"

The '<' and '>'s swirl around the lenses, as his thoughts swirl around the question of whether she is familiar with thermodynamics.


Meanwhile, a devilishly handsome star dragon enters the field.


The Steel-Eating Tiger shares a bowl of Spaghetti with the Enraged Shepherd. Cute?
The Hydrattler will take a coffee. To go, please.

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 22:58:00

I throw a giant stuffed dog at the Cat Beast.

Hint Lord: 2/15

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 23:15:00

I have an artifact? Oh... the Malware Blade. Speaking of which, I use the Malware Blades effect to stab the Priest of a Strange God
ZTF: 7/20
Virus 2.0: 12/20
+2 1412

Originally posted on 2017-02-14 01:00:00

+1 BFury, +1 Engie

Explosive Potential (9/20) [UPGRADE]

Just wants to be famous (8/20)
---
"'Tis a shame that such a loved critter mutated into this... 'ting. A foe's a foe, though. So it's gotta die. But not b'fore..."

'Splodimus turns his gaze to the Priest of a Strange God. "Ya see, there ain't really any gods in th' world. Only specimens that 'ave strength comparable to 'em. Said beings ain't gonna get powerful offa prayer. 'Cause o' dis, th' specimen can simply 'ave normal ol' weaponry thrown at 'em 'till they die. Also means yer pointless." The sickness of this burn caused the Priest to spontaneously combust into flame, running everywhere at once to try to find a water source. He finds one.

Sadly it turns out that the Priest didn't see that the water was thin, and that a deep pool of acid was directly underneath. By the time he realized, it was too late, mate. His entire body was starting to get irritated, then quickly became painful, then finally melting his skin, flesh, and tissue off so quickly that there was no time to get out of it. As the rest of the tissue begins to dissolve, the cells of the Priest's body being destroyed, soon enough only his bones were left, floating in the acid.

'Splodimus picks up the bones, and places them all on the ground nearby. Yes, every single last one that remained. Even the tiny ones. He then plants multiple C4s, Napalms, Generic Bombs #2034171 through #2034200, and a nuke for good measure, onto the bones in a strange pattern. He then begins... praying? Okay, that's just hypocritical sounding, isn't it? But upon closer listening...

"...In th' name o' my 'splosives, I pray t' th' air strikes 'bove our heads cremate yer bones in th' cleansing 'ferno that were of fire, sulphur, hydrochloric acid, an' yer dead hopes o' meetin' yer 'god'. May the pineapple missile, orange grenade, an' th' pile o' nukes, I bid yer soul farewell... ... ...HAAA I'SE JUST KIDDIN'! Ya deserve th' disrespect Ornstein got from that damn Darkone."

And then, destroying the pattern of explosives completely, he piles upon more Generic Bombs; #203201 to #203450 respectively. Then a jet flies overhead, dropping about 20 payloads worth of napalm, bombs, and a single endothermic explosive. The bombs all go off as expected, starting with the simultaneous detonation of the C4s (because apparently C4's stable), which in turn sets off all the other explosives nearby, including the nuke. It simply all explodes in a giant mushroom cloud. As for that Endothermic Explosive, it was actually quite powerful, immediately freezing the mushroom cloud and fire solid, creating this icy structure that holds the bones of the Priest.

'Splodimus then throws the entire thing into a lake of lava that was idly standing nearby.

Though it turns out there was one last explosive in there. And once 'Splodimus turns away, it explodes in all it's glory as he puts on his shades.

He soon notices the lady on the sidelines, and simply takes off his shades at how damn good she looked. He started to wonder what she was like personality-wise, though.

But knowing he wouldn't get the girl with his classic explosives, he decides to just pick a rose that was randomly in the ground nearby. He picks up his form a little bit, hopefully helping with his delivery. Though I suppose it also helps that he's actually reasonably buff with the strength to compliment it (How else do you think he lobs all those heavy explosives around?). He also cleans all the soot, etc. from his body. Then, he goes off to give her his Pickup Line. ((I mean, I know this likely won't help, but I'm putting this here for coherency, ok?))

"'Ey there, gorgeous. I... think I might be a crumblin' tower, 'cause I've fallen for ya.

Originally posted on 2017-02-14 03:49:00

/MostlyNull

Winter was going to spend several hours trying to come up with a good pickup line, but a much better solution arrived, and it's name was Wilson, who came onto the battlefield for this one line because I said so.

Hey. If I were still an entity, you'd spin my emotion right around from Grief to Joy.

And then he winks and a little anime star shine appears.

Hopefully someone remembers what this references...

EDIT: I also use Pacifism: Advanced on myself.

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 05:24:00

mastery 7?%
energy: 4?/14
4/20 Awestruck
my world has more then just portals 6/20 EDIT: +1 from ire
+2 ire
EDIT: use hamknife, the terrifying porkchops attack steal eating tiger if dead then couples cafe.
A flurry of rocks and dirt floats upwards from the ground, almost snakelike, and flys at the emperor, smashing downwards on it midleap and twisting to tie it,constricting and forcing the emperor to lie sideways on the ground while it chokes. a large rock floats slowly upwards, occasionally falling a bit, and then drops from over a kilometer high, crushing the emperor into the ground and freeing up lots of rubble. when the emperor finally climbs out from under it, a storm of stone arrows flys at him, each embedding themself into him before shattering, leaving stone shards in their wake. after 5 seconds of this, the arrows stop, and are replaces with water-blobs in the same shape with a frozen tip. they don't hurt much, but once they get inside the water mixes into its blood. after a good deal of these arrows do so, all the water freezes solid, and expands, ripping apart his skin and brain, and shatters, leaving sharp shards. once he regains his bearings, the emperor is crushed by a stone fist the size of a large couch and smashes into a pool of water. this seems nice, but the water slowly starts to boil. it happens too slowly for him to notice, however, so the emperor just lounges there as he gets cooked alive. after he has been thoroughly barbecued, a volcano erupts directly beneath him and causes him to run around with his butt on fire, and try to put it out on cacti and spikes. this makes him be impaled on spikes, and the force with which he collides with them is equal to his attack since he did the colliding. a black sock with a red tip then falls from the sky and lands on his head. he looks at it, and proceeds to explode.
then his body mutates and he grows seven extra limbs or something.
entity actions are unchanged, if simumodder let me control vengeful god (unlikely) I have him summon a fanatic warrior. F. warior attacks with these priority’s if summoned under my control: 1)emperor, 2)steal eating tiger, 3) couples cafe 4)enraged shepard

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 12:04:00

I leap a kilometer into the air, say some generic Japanese phrase, then use the Malware Blade to cut JOE's rock into tiny pieces
Virus 2.0: 13/20
ZTF: 11/20 (+1 from Darkside)(+2 from 1412)
+2 myself. And by myself I mean Darkside

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 12:15:00

I use MY BETTY on the Vengeful God.

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 14:54:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer (Damaged heavily)
Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster
Armor: NA

>FVS: Realize you have little time to act
>FVS: Panic
>FVS: Find something to do
>FVS: Get out your phone
>FVS: Call in a friend for a moment
>DFS: Arrive from nowhere with a big chainsaw
>DFS: Notice the Terror Sheep
>DFS: Use several really inappropriate words
>DFS: Rev that chainsaw up
>DFS: Shave the wool from the terror sheep
>DFS: Scream loudly in a berserk manner
>DFS: Take a swig of 80-proof whiskey
>DFS: Get drunk somehow
>DFS: Accidentally rip a ridiculously impossibly oversized chunk of wool out of the terror sheep's woolen armor
>DFS: Say something incoherent
>DFS: Leave
>FVS: Facepalm
>FVS: Wonder how the hell that guy is an alternate you in the first place

Egg on your face: 10/10 (+1 from Darkside)
One BIG problem: 3/15
+2 to Darkside

A zombie appears. It, for some reason, has a giant egg for a head. It looks tougher than the flaming zombie. It also looks like it'll explode on death and grievously harm whoever killed it. To top that all off, it looks like that egg might contain something other than brains, so it'll probably leave behind some mid-tier weapon or armor of its homeworld, the DF 'verse. Or maybe it'll just drop some ripoff candy that lets you get more EXP gains.


Y'know what, while I'm at it, I might as well make this happen. FVS heads on over to the hot chick at the side of the battlefield. A moment passes. She then awkwardly delivers her pickup line.

"...So... Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 16:03:00

This update is not coming today. I started off the day feeling incredibly ill, and then something bad™ happened regarding the work I'm doing with Overseer, so I'm REALLY not up to the mental stress involved in updating when I don't want to.
It may come tomorrow, depending on how I'm feeling, or it may just get postponed until Friday.

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 18:26:00

+1 Emerald, +1 Engie

Explosive Potential (12/20) [UPGRADE] (+2 Emerald)

Just wants to be famous (11/20) (+2 Engie)
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The Cat Beast was STILL not down for the count! How irritating. Let's just get this over with.

'Splodimus decides it would be best to pin down the Cat Beast so that it will fail to evade the Heirophant's attack.

Keeping this in mind, he again takes on the Cat Beast head on. Upon reaching it's location, he punches the ground with one of his exploding gauntlets. The earth below the Cat Beast was instantly broken apart, the cracks glowing from the sheer pressure 'Splodimus put on the earth. Like a Rein's Earthshatter, it knocks the Cat Beast over as soon as it hit, allowing 'Splodimus to mount it, put a massive amount of weight in Lead onto the beast's back, and maneuvers it back into the Heirophant's attack if it already dodged out of the way. This should prevent it from dodging out of the way. 'Splodimus dismounts and walks to each of the beast's paws, and nails it down with the spikes used to hold freaking Chain Chomps; giant balls of living metal. He does the same with it's tail.

"See ya in 'ell."

'Splodimus walks away, leaving the Cat Beast to it's fate.

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 18:52:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 20 / 20 (WAITING...)
The Raven: 5 / 20 (+2, JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

After 'Splodimus slams the ground with his exploding gauntlets and picks up a gigantic something of lead, he hears a couple of gunshots from the distance. Thanks to the very weight of the lead that he's carrying, he's unable to avoid the puppeteer that's now flying at his face. Marron, Nightmarron in hand, slams into his face feet first with a flying kick, knocking him over to the ground! The lead something he's holding, since he's on the ground, just so happens to be pinning HIM to the ground now! [small][small](If the "lead" is bullets, then you get the great mental image of Marron tying a billion bullets to someone to hold them down to the ground. Like a gigantic freaking pile. It's vague as to whether you used an actual lead block or not okay)[/small][/small]

She then sees the spikes that 'Splodimus had ready to pin the Cat Beast down. She smiles as nabs one and positions the pointed object riiiight between his eyes. She jams it into the skull to keep it in place, then brings the Nightmarron down hard on the spike, hopefully jamming it into his brain. While it's certainly not enough to kill her target since he's not actually vulnerable, it should be enough to stop him from pinning down the Cat Beast.

tc: Sup. Since you seem so insistent on killing my (admittedly terrible) allies, here's a friendly warning!
tc: If you touch ANY of my gorilla again, I'll gladly have you quartered. While I'm not completely sure as to how to properly draw and quarter a person, I'm sure that'll make it all the more painful for you.
tc: Sure, I may not really LIKE 80% of my summons, but at this rate, you'll probably end up killing my sister, or things that I actually like...
[small][small]tc: And don't touch Obscura, okay? He- no, she- wait, maybe tem- yeah, tem, has so much left to do. Don't you DARE touch tem.[/small][/small]

Marron then proceeds to take a seat on the something of lead [small][small](or pile of bullets)[/small][/small] that's crushing 'Splodimus. She pulls out a cup of tea and gingerly sips it, awaiting a new turn.

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 19:20:00