QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486569079))

mastery 7% energy: 7/14 18/20 Vengeful God 8/8 kill the heritics +2 from simumodder +1 ire 1/4 keep the darned guy alive Kill the heritics summons "priest of strange god" 29000/29000 HP specials: 0/3 [DATA EXPUNGED] [???] standard action: blood debt: [redacted] [redacted]: [redacted] Priest of the strange got uses blood debt on foundation of suffering, unless it is somehow full health,in which case he uses the ability whichs name is  [redacted], unless he is also somehow at full health, in which case he uses blood debt on marron. animation of how blood debt looks: disregard the red thing moving to the right, thats a glitch i didn't notice till i was done. Ow, my nose. +2 to ire Scan The Heirophant healing the foundation! is what i'm doing! because i want to! and also really hope I can take advantage of it! shrine was supposed to be  /5 though... oh well. cheese is clearly the way to go, I think, for healing anything. [meanwhile, in another reality, I finally got a time machine] Yes! now I can get a cheese-rift from the future! yells alternate me. i then take his time machine and take the giant cheese and baby form of cheese god hostage, making them give me even MOAR cheese, which as i have established is like purified health, and use a unfinished rune circle I made [this rune circle reminds piono about DLE and how evil he is there (because red guy is piono) and convinces him to be meaner to the AS, which makes him give foundation more healz. also its a magic rune circle.] to turn all the cheese into its more usable form, before looking around for something... I find my trimps save Spoiler Alert WHAT EVEN IS THIS BULLCRAP Spoiler Alert in that world, You can increase a troops health by changing from heap formation to domination, reducing max HP but not normal HP, and then back to heap for a 8x boost to HP, and then spamming this. most enemys can one-shot you in there, but still. so then i change the foundation to heap to domination and back again, before pouring all 7 energy into buffing this action to heal him. I then start painting the foundation with cheese-paint, making it look yellow temporarily. after a few hours, I finish, and snap my fingers. the cheese becomes a reinforced layer of health-cheese, healing him even more. [more to follow maybe]

Priest of a Strange God summoned.
As a note, you can't hide the names of the charged specials, that's just a pain in the neck.
The priest will use Blood Debt

The Heirophant: 5 - The Hierophant: Tradition, Societal Rules. This false priest led the monastary he once lived in to death and ruin through preaching a bloody sacrifice cult backed up by a powerful staff he obtained who knows where. Closer inspection proves him to be even more of a charlatan than outward appearance implies, as his height is gained through being two birds standing on each other's shoulders.
Attacks:
Vertex Trail: Inflicts “Chased by Vertex” on two targets for 2 rounds. Doesn’t tick down or have effect the first round it is applied. An entity being chased by the vertex must either spend a free action dodging or a full action dispelling Chased by Vertex. If this is not done, then the recipient takes 6000 damage. The Hierophant slams his staff down and pulses on the floor begin to move towards the target, threatening to tear them apart with mystical dark energy.
Cross Vertex: Chooses a primary and two secondary targets. If the two secondary targets don’t spend a free action moving away, they take full damage, if they do, they don’t take any. Primary target cannot move away. Deals 5000 damage to all hit targets. The Hierophant selects a portion of the floor and a massive cross of dark energy pulses upwards, slamming into the target.
Striped Vertex: Same as Cross Vertex, but instead of having 2 secondaires and a primary, has 5 secondaries. 5000 damage. The Hierophant raises their staff and a large wave of rolling dark energy pulses up from the floor, one line after another blasting energy into the air.
Vulture Call: Summons two 2000 health, 1000 damage Vultures. The Hierophant calls to aid, ever a charlatan, he doesn't even have the strength to fight his own battles alone.
Staff Smite: Deal 8000 damage to a single target. Funnily enough, the staff, not only good for calling up dark energy, is a perfectly reasonable for hitting things with as well.
Passives:
If the Hierophant gets the chance to steal a powerful enough artifact (worth 10 charge or more) it will take that artifact and then become Hostile. AI will then begin hoarding and using artifacts.
Charges:
False Prophecy: 5 round charge. Inflicts Cursed on two targets for three turns. The Hierophant issues out a false prophecy of the targets' death, emboldening his allies' strikes upon them.
Burn the Heretics: 8 round charge, inflicts Burning for 3 rounds and deals 20000 damage to two targets. BURN THE HERETICS

I am reminded of how mean I am in DLE and decide that I'll continue being mean by not giving JOE any healing

Your entity will do as you say.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1486572067))

Oh I missed the updort. Whoops. Should've prepped a standard action... Oh well. SAY apparently charges can be supported and my vision for the Zomboss Training Facility (20/20, on hold) is far greater than a mere 20-post charge could contain. Would anyone be willing to support me for 20 charges? it would be Elite... Anyway. "Flaregun. Pirates. You being bombed back to the stone age. Let's do this." I fire the flaregun over the ps side.

Ooooh preetttyy AH IT BURNS IT BURNS
4000 damage to the Cat Beast
+6000 xP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1486574359))

I throw a bomb at the Foundation of Suffering. And then decide to one-up Joe with my own animations! Needless to say, the Foundation of Suffering is not fully intact by the end of it. IV - The Emperor 11/18 +2 from toasto XII - The Hanged Man 1/20 ??? - The Reaper: 0/10 ??? - The Sorcerer ?? - The Summoner  ??? - The Archer XX - Judgement I - The Magician 2+ Toaster

That looked rather painful. Good thing concrete can't feel pain.
7000 damage to the Foundation.
+9000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1486580249))

o---Charges--- Red Like Roses: 10 / 20 The Obscure: 5 / 15 (+4, JOE, Simu) +1 to JOE +1 to the Author Current Summons Marron watches as her Winged Beast is slain, bits of metal and fabric now strung out around the floor. tc: Well, that's just great. tc: May as well get some scavenge; maybe I could get my own wings... Marron walks towards the body of the Winged Beast, and loots two Wing Frames. While the fabric that once adorned the wings was now gone, it wouldn't be too hard to replace. She then grabs the rotary mechanism that allowed the wings to flap, and notices that it's sparking a little. She picks up the heavy device with both hands, and examines it. tc: Hey, should this be sparking like that- The device explodes in Marron's face, creating a rather large fireball that sends her flying. Her body, after sailing through the air for a few feet, skips and rolls across the ground, leaving her in a less-than-perfect state. She's clearly been burned after that explosion, and there's a bit of blood dribbling down from just above her right eye. That's not to mention the various bruises that might've formed from all the rolling about. Whatever the damage, it looks like she's taken exactly 3 damage; the amount that the Winged Beast would've dealt to her on death, via falling. After mustering the strength to push herself off the ground, Marron takes a bit of time to swear her cute little face off. tc: GAH, gorilla! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? I WAS ACTUALLYgorillaING ENJOYING THAT THING! SURE, IT WAS A gorillaY AND SCARY GIFT FROM GODDAMN gorillaFACE, BUT DID HE REALLY NEED TO MAKE IT SO SHODDY AS TO gorillaING EXPLODE IN MY FACE!? tc: FUUUU- Ette promptly runs over to her sister and wraps her up in her large floofy arms. After a bit of squirming and lashing out, Marron is eventually defused, left more tired and flustered then anything. After a minute simply enjoying the warm hug, she quietly mutters something. [small]tc:... tc: F-Flying is overrated, a-anyway...[/small] Ette offers to patch her up, but she turns her down. After all that'd take the whole action. Marron then takes a moment to recover her strength and enjoy a cookie, before rushing towards the Hierophant! As she runs towards her bird-like foe, a purple square of probably-death appears below her feet! She barely manages to roll out of the way before a square of energy rips up from the ground; it almost certainly would've vaporised her if it hit! She drifts out of the way as a plus-formation of these squares attempts to blow her in two! She manages to get up close to the Hierophant, and slashes at it several times, before being forced to dart out of the way of a constant wave of purple square-dancing death. The wave chases Marron across the Battlefield, so just to get away a little faster, Marron fires some orb-shaped rounds from the Nightmarron, backwards towards the Hierophant. The kickback aids in her escape, while the fired rounds slam into the Hierophant! The bird, now clearly kinda pissed, summons a horde of LESSER BIRBS. The birds circle around Marron, before all charging in at the same time! She swiftly darts out of the way of all four of them in a single dash, before ripping through literally all of them in a single swing, sending a spray of magenta blood to the floor. Suddenly, an X of those purple-death squares manifests below Marron! She barely manages to get herself out of the way of the blast, but her cloak isn't so lucky, getting blessed with a massive hole. Marron tears off her cloak and casts it to the ground before rushing towards the Hierophant again. She propels herself forward with some back-fired rounds, before firing one round down which manages to launch herself high into the air above the Hierophant! One shot later, and Marron manages to blitz through the air and pass her blade straight through the Hierophant several times with a spinning slash. The bird decides to then break from its typical boss pattern to create DRAMATIC TENSION, and brings its staff down upon Marron! She holds the Nightmarron in front of her, and manages to get into a stereotypical X-sword-but-no-swords sword clash thing. Despite her best efforts, Marron is overpowered and thrown to the ground, another purple square appearing beneath her. Before she can get vaporised, Ette runs in and glomps the Hierophant, interrupting its train of thought and disrupting its spell cast. Marron pushes herself up off the ground, and while Ette is busy giving the world's most distracting hug, she begins to dance around the Hierophant with a melody of slashes and bullet fire! She then manages to stick her scythe in the Hierophant, and runs a full circle around the bird, the blade separating the torso from the legs! Ette stops hugging the bird and proceeds to grab Marron! She then flings her high into the air! From there, Marron fires more rounds downward, boosting herself high into the sky! Once at the apex of her launch, nearing the clouds, Marron switches the Nightmarron into it's spear form, before firing several rounds down towards the earth! Twisting and twirling through the air, Marron's sheer speed allows her to pierce her spear in and out the bird's skull, the blade getting stuck below three feet of dirt. Marron, somehow having stuck the landing, stands upon the Hierophant's torso... and then struggles to rip the spear out of the bird's skull. It takes Ette's help for her to actually dislodge the spear, a burst of magenta spewing forth from the cranial cavity as the bloodstained spear-tip breaks free from the earth! Before leaving the probably-still-alive-given-the-rules-of-DTG bird behind, she loots the corpse and finds a pretty neat railgun. She pumps four rounds from it directly into the bird's chest, before shoving it in the recently-created hole that's in the bird's face. The Hierophant twitches on the ground as Marron rides on Ette's back, away from the bird. Meanwhile, the Cat Beast will use Deepen Wound on the Steel-Eating Tiger!

3 damage received!
10000 damage to the Hierophant! Whoaaoaoao that's a lot of damage.
-10% durability to both your artifacts.
+10000 XP

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1486580707))

Right, let's not miss a turn continue with strategising for future turns. First: Auth will expend his 20 Charge, the Armour of Royals. Elegant steel armour, reminiscent of a real Knight arrives at Auth's feet. He doesn't put it on, instead laying his hand on its backplate. Black Ink leaps from it into the armour, and it stands up to move. No, this is not the Underknight again. It is something else. Its armour becomes a deep black. No flashy colours or symbols, just moving black armour. Auth spins his wrist, a pair of gears erupt from where its shoulder-blades would be. The armour changes, to become a Police Commissioner's outfit, with an ink specter wearing the stuff. It looks quite a bit like a mechanical officer. Now, this little construct is here to help me. Because I require allies to get anything done. Auth is brutally honest about his lack of Combat Ability. So what did he summon? SUMMONED: The Black Commander: Passives: Slayer of Dragons: Deals 50% more damage to Elites and Bosses. Knight in Shimmering Armour: Start with 2 indestructible AC. Actives: For Queen and Country: Designate one ally "Queen". If the Commander and the Queen attack the same entity, this entity deals Critical Damage. There can only be one Queen on the field at the time. Guardian of the Realm: Double this unit's AC, and then bodyblock for an Ally. Empire's Kingmaker: Designate one ally "King". The King is buffed in some way I'm not sure of, but it probably involves AC. After being summoned, the Black Commander salutes. It picks up an ink-black rifle, before leaning in and taking an expertly placed shot at the Foundation of Suffering. It continues to put pitch-black rifle bullets into the building until the Foundation can't really be used as such. It's quite amusing to watch this Constable taking pot-shots. Meanwhile, Auth kicks back, before Marron's Winged Beast explodes. Dear god! I had better ensure that Marron is alright! Auth appears to forget he's fighting in a war, tending to an enemy combatant. Though, that could also be a part of his master scheme. Marron mentioned when she showed up she was just messing with the AS side for kicks, so when that becomes unfun (or Marron decides she doesn't really want to anymore), Auth may have a platform to persuade her. He doesn't really enjoy fighting his acquaintances. Because Marron is flying through the air, Auth makes a mad dash to catch her. He makes it in time, preventing the hurt from any tumble she does. Auth nearly falls over himself from the impact of Marron falling into his arms. Phew. Marron, are you quite okay? I've got you. Auth gently sets Marron down, so he can check on the damage. There's several quite bad burns, and a cut above her left eye. Ouch. Allow me. Auth reaches into a pocket of his coat, drawing a number of bandages. Hey Ette, could you find me a source of running water? I can't just cover up the burns, I believe they'll still be infected. Auth murmurs to himself that he can still deal with something right then. He takes one bandage, and sweeps Marron's hair back so he can see the wound. You'd think that such creations wouldn't be prone to explosion on failure. That there'd be fail-safes or something... Auth looks sadly at the smoldering ruin. Auth has applied a bandage to Marron's head, and awaits the Water he hopes Ette provides. For the sake of being easy on me, I'll assume she's given it to Auth. Auth tends to the burns, doing what they say to do, cool running water for 15-20 minutes, then cover with sterile bandages etc. etc. Auth helps Marron back up after he finishes, before returning to AS, content with his work. ACTION SUMMARY: The Black Commander is summoned! It attacks the Foundation of Suffering with a pitch-black rifle! Auth heals the damage Marron took from being exploded for some unfathomable reason. SPECIAL ATTACKS: Empty. The Masters of London: Ready!

Black Commander summoned! He will do as you say.
You carefully patch Marron back up, restoring 2 hit points from the damage dealt via explosion.
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1486582960))

15 15/15. (+1 from Darkside and Redstone) Done. 20 5/20. (+2 from Battlefury) +2 to Battlefury. The Steel-Eating Tiger retreats from the Cat Beast. It stares it down and bites at the air between them. The Priest of a Strange God is scanned. Charge expended. The Hydrattler enters the field. [small][small][small]bringing snakes to a cat fight[/small][/small][/small] Hydrattler Hydrattler. [AS] 80'000hp. Heads x4. 10'000hp. Passive - Hydra: The Hydrattler has 4 heads, each with 10'000hp. Once all heads have been killed, the Hydrattler dies. Overkill from one head can't pass onto the next. Attacks - Serpent's Glare: Inflict Panic and a random negative (and common) status effect on a target for two turns. Tail Whip: Deal 3'000 damage to three different targets. Deals 5'000 damage to Panicked targets, and doesn't interrupt the effect. Bite: Deal 7'000 damage to a target, and inflict a turn of Poisoned for each head that is still alive, minus one. Chomp: Deal 10'000 damage to a target. If no other attack is selected, this will be chosen as default. Special - Rattle: Deal 12'000 damage to two targets, then inflict Petrify(15'000) on them both for two turns. Panic: Target has a chance to attack an ally instead of their target. Taking damage will remove this effect. Petrify: Target is stunned and can't dodge until a certain amount of damage is taken, or the effect wears off.

Steel Eating Tiger will target the Cat Beast

Priest of a Strange God: Cultists seem to abound in this war, and he is but one more, albeit one who has actually been granted the power to help others by his deity.
Blood Debt: expends 4000 health and heals an ally for 6000 health. Blood is given, blood is received, it is all part of the circle.
Debt Paid: heals self for 4000. But when something is given, something isn't always lost, such is also part of the circle.
Sacrifice: 3 round charge, sacrifice this entity to give any other entity a shield or buff in power related to this entity’s remaining health. The greatest of tasks still require sacrifice. When much is paid, much will be earned.

Hydrattler summoned, nerf hammer liberally applied.
Tail whip has base damage of 2000 and incresed damage of 3500.
Bite deals 4000 base damage
Chomp deals 7000 damage.
Rattle removed both for the sake of simplicity and because you didn't give it a charge time.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1486596655))

+1 BFury, +1 Coffee Explosive Potential (5/20) [UPGRADE] Just wants to be famous (5/20) --- 'Splodimus simply looks on at the bleeding Steel-Eating Tiger and it's pursuer, the Cat 'Beast'. He wonders if the robotic one was designed to be a counter to the other. To be frank, the Steel-Eating Tiger could also be a counter to the Cat 'Beast', given it's nature with eating metal, thus being properly adapted to eating metal. But you know what can destroy electronics and not organic tissue? Electromagnetic Interference. And the most deadly form of that to robots? An EMP. A massive, familiar-looking EMP device begins falling from a tear in the sky. Upon closer inspection, it's King's Row's EMP, meant to destroy all the Omnics in the area. As it came close to the ground, it intercepts the Cat Beast pursuing the Steel-Eating Tiger, making the beast smack it's head on it and consequently activate the EMP, disabling the Beast and frying the electronics within temporarily. However, instead of walking up and dealing a heavy blow like 'Splodimus normally would do, he... walks up to the Tiger? Okay? "'Ey, I ain't THAT cruel, y'know. While I know's much of 'splosives, I reckon I'se also alright wit' medication. Gotta keep yer crew livin' somehow." And with that, the Steel-Eating Tiger was about to get one of the best meals of it's life. It looked a lot like a stick of dynamite, except white, and with a red cross and circle around it. You could tell it was an explosive from the fuse on top of it. It was also encased in steel, with steel shards littered throughout the payload, with said payload being some sort of volatile, purple healing fluid that spews out raw healing energies that not only remove the awful, awful cuts that may be present around the body, but also make lost limbs regrow perfectly and revitalizes the being it's used on, with little chance of mutation. Regardless of whether or not you trust him, the steel to the Tiger was extremely compelling. 'Splodimus lights the explosive. "Dig in." And of course, hearing that it was free to eat it, devours the healing explosive headfirst. About a second later, it feels a powerful healing sensation envelop it's body, the scratches and broken bones from battle healing so quickly one could say it was instant, and the bloodflow out of the tiger's feet had completely stopped. It was also energized from the excess healing that it was given, giving it the strength to fight back. But as it turns out, 'Splodimus also brought over the derelict EMP for it to eat, dented from the Cat Beast's crash into it, displacing the metal and destroying the inside of the thing, as well as the Beast's head. He hands the derelict weapon over to the Tiger for it to eat to it's leisure. He also laced the weapon with Gold to act as a sauce of sorts. For something to drink, he hands a +1 to the Coffee Shop to get some coffee for the Tiger. It's in a drink dish and everything! Maybe the rarer the metal, the better the meal tastes? It would make sense. I guess this is just to experiment a bit. He also lined the nearby area around the Tiger with the same healing explosives, all lit, and all exploding on the Tiger in order to heal up any more wounds. But while the Steel-Eating Tiger was chewing away at it's latest meal (rather quickly might I add), the Cat Beast was rebooting itself from the EMP, getting it's current bearings, and being unable to properly see or smell the blood of it's target... except for 'Splodimus walking nonchalantly towards it, cracking his knuckles and preparing to do... something... to it. "Now... as for you..." He performs his latest maneuver, 'Sploded (Basic), on the Cat Beast. Whatever metal that was blown off the Cat Beast flew towards the Steel-Eating Tiger to eat. By the end of this maneuver, the Steel-Eating Tiger was ready for action, having finished it's meal and all the health explosives going off. And 'Splodimus, his work done, stares at the battered Cat Beast, seeing when it will leap into action.

ERROR YOU CANNOT PERFORM NON-STANDARD ACTIONS WITH A COMBAT SPECIAL (the special abilities are... finicky. Combat Specials can only be used with a straight-damage action, and limit breaks and up do singular very specific things depending on what has been requested. Otherwise they're straight damage too.)
3000 damage to the Cat Beast, 5000 health restored to the Steel Eating Tiger
+10000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1486598448))

Hard Coded Advanced on the Fountain Virus 2.0: 10/20 Malware Blade: 10/10 I finish with my first offensive coding weapon. I tap Download Firmware, and wait for the code to take effect. A hilt appears. The sword itself looks like this, for a basic shape. I would make a picture, but I suck at computer art: 0===|=======> Now that I have an open charge slot... Zomboss Training Facility: 1/20

You're lucky I remember what it's supposed to do, you should always post an item or entity's stats somewhere I can get to it easily when you post it.
Malware Blade summoned! And immediately attacked by the termites!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486598463))

Battlefury , your implied animation is not there on my screen. any idea why? oh, and whats "??? - The Reaper: 0/10 ??? - The Sorcerer ?? - The Summoner ??? - The Archer XX - Judgement I - The Magician" (its in his post but coloured white) /NULL

It crashed, and why on Earth would he tell you what they're for?

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1486602962))

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1486574359)) I throw a bomb at the Foundation of Suffering. And then decide to one-up Joe with my own animations! Needless to say, the Foundation of Suffering is not fully intact by the end of it. IV - The Emperor 11/18 +2 from toasto XII - The Hanged Man 1/20 ??? - The Reaper: 0/10 ??? - The Sorcerer ?? - The Summoner  ??? - The Archer XX - Judgement I - The Magician 2+ Toaster /null psst your gif 404'd on you

#downforthecount

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1486603583))

17/20 Le Dudes (pls juan +2 pls) 3/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan? +1 Toast, +1 Bfury sparkysfaint pulls out a water gun and constantly trickshots the weakened water demon.

The fire demon screeches horribly, sputters for a few seconds, and then goes out.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1486669075))

> Return because it's Disc 2. The Return [1/15] nothing can be a trainwreck [1/15] +2 CanidaePsiionic.

Welcome back, although I'm not certain we've reached Disc 2 yet.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1486670589))

20 7/20 (+1 from Redstone) 20 1/20 +1 to Battlefury, +1 Darkside (thanks for tiger heals) One of the patrons of the Coffee Shop suddenly decides coffee is too mainstream, and struts over to the Steel-Eating Tiger with a cup of lukewarm coffee, and dumps it down it's gullet. The man adjusts his scarf and beanie, then storms off to find a trend that is suitably non-mainstream. [I intend to use my action to coffee-ify the Tiger without using it's action.]

The Steel Eating Tiger is now Wide Awake!
+4000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486727243))

mastery 7% energy: 0/14 19/20 Vengeful God 2/3 keep the darned guy alive +2 irecreeper I run over to the shepard and tell him wooly(the sheep he is apparently fighting because of) is perfectly fine, before opening a rift into an alternate reality where wooly is fine, but Sheppard just died after being jettisoned to the moon. he then goes there and never bothers us again. yay [intention: inflict some sort of action-removal status condition. like, stop him from using "Wooly the talking sheep" by removing his action.] of course, this action could fail, which is why I go on a quest for the reality-warper toenail of peacekeeping and 5 leaf clover of +[ERRRRRRRR] luck, first. the toenail is hard to find, so i look for the 5-leaf clover first. this will surely be easy! after several weeks of picking 4-leaf clovers and breeding them, I realise all I need is an extra clover petal, and tie it to another clover, which fools the world just long enough for me to find the real one on the floor 2 centimetres away. how lucky! having obtained the 5-leaf clover of +[ERRRRRRRR] luck, I go to sleep, confidant I will sleepwalk all the way there, pick it up, and return to safety by sheer luck. it being the toenail. after falling asleep, I get up, stumble around for a bit, and fall through the ground into a cavern, where I then walk through the hallway of laser-tripwires, pressure-plates, lava walls, machine guns, nukes, and several trickle-jestian extermination cubes, and not only avoid all the triggers, but their off anyway because I accidentaly pressed a hidden button on the wall that turns it off. after arriving at my destination, I bump into the very-tall podium, making the toenail fall onto my head, and walk out the way I came. having now gotten a reality-warping toenail and 5-leaf clover, I wake up and do the first line of this post that is not charges (I run over to the shepard and tell him wooly (the sheep he is apparently fighting because of) is perfectly fine, before opening a rift into an alternate reality where wooly is fine, but Sheppard just died after being jettisoned to the moon. he then goes there and never bothers us again.) alternatively, I bring that wooly here, so sheppard will leave with wooly to wherever he lives. regardless, he should become content, Or no longer be hostile towards [PS], Or gain some status effect that prevents his action until he is attacked on a turn where it was not applied.

Your obvious filler-tech fails, as the Shepherd came to fight not JUST because of Wooly, but because of all sorts of bad things happening since the Simumodder came to town.
Also, he's not going to believe you under the account that you've been trying your best to kill him.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1486728317))

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster Armor: NA FVS is not entirely sure if her weaponry counts as artifacts, but either way, she's pissed at the mere CHANCE of them being damaged by the Simumodder's attack. Thus, all of a sudden, she's standing behind him with the Corpse Piercer at the ready, aimed directly at his back and her finger on the trigger. "You're bad." The sheer burn of her comment causes her gun to catch on fire. Apparently, since it's made of the same thing that those zombies from earlier were made of... That makes it stronger, I guess? She then proceeds to pull the trigger... Aaand the Piercer jammed. She pulls again. Jammed still. The gun begins making a weird noise... When she pulls it again, what can only be described as a massive shotgun burst of 30 bullets suddenly blasts out from the end of the Corpse Piercer and straight into the Simumodder. The end of the rifle is ruined now, but slowly regenerating due to the flames overworking the virus... Egg on your face: 7/10 One BIG problem: 1/15 +2 to Urus

The Simumodder turns around as you insult him, and carefully, quietly, while your piercer is jammed, shoves a cork up the barrel of the gun. In proper cartoon form, this causes the gun to backfire hilariously when all the bullets come un...stu... whoa. That's a lot of blood. Maybe it wasn't hilarious at all.

1412 levels up: Level 4!
Combat Special unlocked: Rumor Has It (Expert)
Limit Break unlocked: RAAAATS
Irecreeper levels up: Level 4!
Combat special unlocked: Puppeteer's Strings (Expert)
Limit Break unlocked: Crimson eyes.

EoTB:
The Black Commander opens fire upon the Foundation of Suffering. Pop! Pop! Bang! shot after shot chunks pieces out of the foundation, dealing 7000 damage. The Hydrattler follows up, taking a massive bite out of... the... concrete. Are snakes supposed to do that? 7000 damage regardless. The Hierophant leaps at the fire demons and swings his staff, dealing a solid 3000 damage to all three of them, knocking them back a good distance. And then his attack from last round procs. NOBODY dodged it (you're a devious little demon, you know that right battlefury?) and the fire demons all take 4000 damage, with the cat beast taking 5000.

The Enraged Shepherd activates "Wooly the Talking Sheep" He pulls out a small picture, and all of the sheep gather around him.
"Wooly was a good sheep. He will always live in our hearts..." having begun a touching eulogy for his beloved sheep, more and more sheep begin gathering around, and the PS soon find themselves teary eyed at the tragic tale of the lost sheep that choked on a stray fillertech then fell off a cliff.
100 SHEEP summoned, crying inflicted on the Cat Beast and fire demons! The Sheep immediately barrel into the foundation of suffering, cracking its foundations and utterly ruining it.

The Steel Eating Tiger and Cat Beast circle one another... The Steel Eating Tiger gnashes its teeth at the air in front of it... and the Cat Beast lunges right into its face, deepening the wound and dealing 6000 damage, as adding 3 rounds of bleed. The Priest of the Strange God lacks a Foundation to heal, so instead opts to heal up the Cat Beast, sacrificing 4000 health and restoring 9000 hit points to it. The Fire demons attempt to charge the enraged shepherd only to find themselves stuck in a surprise cactus patch. The Enraged Shepherd takes 6000 damage once they finally pull the various needles out.

The Godmodder looks around and decides that he's falling way too far behind. He whistles, and you begin hearing a thumping out and around from somewhere outside the battlefield. It almost sounds like its coming from... down the nearby cliff? That can't be right. The Simumodder stops, and whistles again, then slams his hand into the ground, and a massive sumoning circle appears instead. It looks like you're getting more than just one monster this time around. A freak rainstorm passes through and drops a +4 on ire and Joe's head. One for each.

Everything ticks down, damage is received.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the fire monsters!

Entity Advantage: [Heavy AS]

Weather: Naptime (Inflicts Drowsy on all non-PS entities every round)
Terrain: Animal Safe-Haven (randomly intercepts AS attacks with fluffy animals)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 96/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Fire Demons x3 [PS]: Hp: 15500/25000. Crying 2 rounds
Cat Beast [PS - Marron] Hp: 51000/60000. Bloodlust: 2/5. Crying 2 rounds
Priest of a Strange God [PS - JOEbob] Hp: 25000/29000. Sacrifice 1/3
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 9/10. Nightmarron [A] 4/4 Petal Dance. 40% durability. Infested. Silver Wossname [A] 40% durability. Infested.
JOEbob [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Astral Energy: 7%. Energy Stored: 14/14.
Enraged Shepherd [AS]: Hp: 26000/40000. Wooly the talking sheep 1/4. Wide Awake 1 round.
SHEEP x220 [AS]: Hp: 100/100. Wide Awake 1 round
Coffee Shop [AS]: Hp: 30000/30000. 0 paid forwards. Drowsy 2 rounds
Steel Eating Tiger [AS - Toast]: Hp: 31000/60000. Selected Victim: Cat Beast. Steel Eater: 3/5. Wide Awake 2 rounds.. Bleeding 5 rounds.
The Heirophant [AS - Battlefury]: Hp: 50000/60000. False Prophecy 2/5. Burn the Heretics 2/8. Drowsy 2 rounds
The Black Commander [AS - Speed]: Hp: 35000/35000. 2 AC. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Hydrattler [AS - Toast]: Hp: 80000/80000. Heads x4: Hp: 10000/10000. Drowsy 2 rounds.
Urus [AS - Player] Hp: 6/10. White Hat [A] 3/3. 40% durability. Infested. Golden Lasso [A] Stored entity: none. 50% durability. Infested.
Battlefury [AS - Player] Hp: 8/10. Gloria Aurum [A] 5/5 colonists. 6/10 Greed. 50% durability. Infested.
Emerald_Mann [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Malware Blade [A] 50% durability. Infested



[/spoiler]

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 15:25:00

/placeholder
mastery 7%
energy: 14/14
20/20 Vengeful Gods devout USING
Add the 14 energy to this if energy can be added to charges. otherwise, the 14 energy goes to my action.
High priest (of the strange god) 60,000/65,000 HP
8,000 Attack
[DATA EXPUNGED]
[REDACTED]
8*/10 renamed: son of the awakened +4 from simumodder +1 from ire
new charge 1/20 Awestruck
+2 ire
despite the foundations death, I smile
"this is going to be lovely."
"I just can't wait."
[small]the heretics will learn.
[/small]
listen, Sheppard.
I could have helped you have a happy life.
Wooly really was there.
but you refused...
and now you die.
you have one last chance to survive.
I open the rift again.
go there, and you can Live.
stay here, and you die.
[If the sheppard chooses to stay, the below occurs]

If he chooses to leave and live a happy life, an extremely similar attack is done on a soccer ball from super smash bros, with the final hit aiming it towards the coffee shop, followed by portal strike on coffee shop.
High Priest (of the strange god) attacks the coffee shop, if it is dead, attacks sheppard. if coffee shop and Sheppard are both dead, attack The Heirophant.
priest uses debt paid on himself.

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 16:37:00

IV - The Emperor 18/18 +3 from toasto 2+ consomme +1 redstone EXPENDED!
A massive frog bearing red-and-orange colors descend upon the battlefield. In his eyes, a blue light shines. He promptly chows down on whatever unlucky creature was in his mouth when he arrives with two sickeningly loud CRUNCHes, before wiping the blood off. He then reaches for.. something, and promptly tosses out a flaming jar of pink fire towards the Simumodder, alpha-striking him.

IV - The Emperor 70,000/70,000
Unyielding power, the ultimate ego.

Stats are covert, per the usual.
The Hierophant uses Cross Vertex, targeting the Fire Demons as his primary target. Secondary targets are Cat beast and Strange Priest.

XII - The Hanged Man 2/20 1+ from darkside
??? - The Reaper: 0/10
??? - The Sorcerer
?? - The Summoner
??? - The Archer
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician
2+ Toaster


Originally posted on 2017-02-10 17:56:00

20 10/20 (+2 from Battlefury)
20 2/20

+2 to Battlefury

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 18:25:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 11 / 20
The Obscure: 15 / 15 (+9, JOE, Simu, Auth)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

A cloaked figure floats onto the field. Nothing much is visible of the figure; it's cloaked in shadows, and cloaked with a cloak. Three piercing red eyes glow forth from the darkness of the hood. Whatever it is, it's almost certainly deadly...


Marron remains incredibly still as the Author bandages up her wounds. Ette is of course right on time with a pail of nice, cold water. She also made some tea for the duo; simple Temmie Tea. While it's far from the best or most flavorful, hey; free drinks. Marron groans as a bandage is wrapped around her head. Once the whole medical process is said and done, Marron stands up and dusts herself off.

tc: Hey, Auth.

Before he can return to his AS allies, Marron grabs him by the shoulder.

tc: ...
tc: Thanks!

Auth is given a sweet smile, highly uncharacteristic of Marron. Maybe it's the pain that's making her do that. Who knows. She continues speaking.

tc: While Ette's handiwork is certainly better, your work was acceptable. Probably more than acceptable, but whatever.
[small][small]tc: Ette's had a lot of practice. Because of me. Heh.[/small][/small]
tc: Nice of you to relieve my sister of some work. I appreciate that.

Ette wraps the Author in a nice warm hug, before sending him off to rejoin his allies. She also gives him the teapot of Temmie Tea because why not. Marron enjoys a few dainty sips of tea, before realizing that the Nightmarron's special is charged. She shrugs off her pain, and readies up Petal Dance, granting herself ANOTHER Double-Action!

>ACTION ONE
Marron charges forth towards the Steel Eating Tiger, Nightmarron in hand! She launches herself upward with a volley of rounds, catapulting herself into the air. Once in the air, she fires her rounds in such a way to send herself into a fearsome vertical spin, becoming basically an aerial sawblade. Of death! Through sheer luck or perhaps some sort of skill, she manages to land a hit on the Steel Eating Tiger!

...I say hit, but she completely missed with the scythe and instead ended up slamming into it directly. It still certainly hurt the tiger, though. Especially so, given that Marron decided to impale both sides of it with an array of sewing needles, before commanding them to pull apart. Which just so happened to rip the Steel Eating Tiger right in two. Marron then stitches together the two halves of the tiger to say "sorry", but she "accidentally" stitched the back half on backwards.

It'll be fine, probably.

>ACTION TWO
Deciding that the Steel Eating Tiger has already been tormented enough, she launches towards the Enraged Shepherd! Instead of actually reaching her target, she's swarmed by a horde of fluffy sheep. Torn apart as to whether she should be totally pissed at the fact that the sheep stopped her or whether she should be happy as the sheep are cute and fluffy, she-

One of the sheep proceeds to accidentally kick her in the head. She instantly retaliates by conjuring a needle, and impaling the sheep on it. She then conjures a swarm of needles, each of them drawing threads behind them! They then converge into formation, creating what can only be described as a "needle death worm". It surges through the crowd of sheep, impaling and devouring sheep at random!

It then begins to spit out "Sheepballs", created inside the worm when sheep are eaten. These sheepballs, covered in all sorts of sharp needles and deadly bone fragments, mutilate several sheep as they rocket out of the needleworm's gullet. The worm eventually burrows into the ground, probably never to be seen again. Huh.

The Cat Beast will use The Hunt on the Steel Eating Tiger! Obscura will use [REDACTED]! Marron will also /scan the Emperor.

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 18:25:00

+2 to Emerald_Mann

OOh a new combat special! You know where no one's been for a while? Venderbight! Lovely this time of year, as long as you don't offend anyone. Those tomb colonists are fearsome duelists...
I'mma use it on joebob The Catbeast.

Wait why is Joebob still vulnerable? Didn't he die? Shouldn't he lose stuff if he dies?

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 18:36:00

you realize i respawn if you kill me, right?
and lose nothing?
Oh, by the way, any suggestions for what symbol i should use to represent you?
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 19:21:00

I kick a Fire Demon in the shin and call him a ripoff artist.

The Lord of Hints: 1/15

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 20:48:00

+1 BFury, +1 Toast

Explosive Potential (7/20) [UPGRADE] (+1 Toast)

Just wants to be famous (6/20) (+0)
---
There are no signs of stopping any time soon on 'Splodimus' end. Especially since he's already primed for another level up this attack. And he won't stop. Halting his progress after coming so far would be madness!

Keeping the momentum going for as long as possible, he stares straight at the Cat Beast. "I don' like ya much. Yer a top priority."
To prove that he wasn't going to fight without it being epic, he slits his wrist slightly; not enough to kill via bleedout, but enough to make the Cat Beast pay attention. It looks at him, licking it's lips at the smell of fresh blood. Predictably, the Cat Beast charged at 'Splodimus, and he charged straight at it as well.

They were about to butt heads in a furious clash when 'Splodimus decides to take out Generic Bomb #5290419, igniting the entire thing on fire, and, upon reaching the Cat Beast, backflipped away from the cat's swipe of it's claws and mounted it, shoving the explosive down it's gullet (which produced predictable results) while simultaneously beating the back of the beast apart, puncturing the metal with the sheer ferocity of the strikes and burning up what little fabric was on it at the time.

He lays down one last punch, exploding once, and laying down another explosive where the punch landed, before backflipping off and letting the explosive detonate. Yes, 'Splodimus just tanked a point-blank explosion to the face. Deal with it.

Now, cats usually have tails, don't they? I would assume that the Cat Beast is no exception. So, 'Splodimus, after landing, and after the aforementioned explosive went off, he immediately grabbed the beast by the tail, and smashed it from side to side in a furious display of strength, speed and dexterity, before punching it, using his fist, the beast's tail, and the beast itself as a paddle ball. The beast being the ball, of course, and the paddle explodes when the ball rams into it at the speeds it does. Needless to say, one of the two came out looking better than the other.

But even then, he refuses to rest until this damned Cat Beast was dead.

An endless onslaught of attacks; 'Splodimus found it fitting to use his favourite weapon for this occasion; the Bomb Harp. As he plays it, for whatever reason, it begins mimicking the sound of a completely different instrument. Multiple, in fact. As if he were playing an entire orchestra's worth of instruments at once. With every "strum" of the "harp", explosives begin appearing out of thin air around the Cat Beast, with no particular order. Static Grenades coated the ground under the beast with so much static buildup that it wasn't funny, shorting out the robot easily. Tons of napalm was dropped onto the beast, igniting even the most heat-retardant metal alight with ease and making the Beast's circuits overheat. Acidic Gas Canisters were dropped on the surrounding area of the Cat Beast, the acid gnawing away at the metal, weakening it and exposing some of the insides with the particularly concentrated areas of gas. The subsequent Acid Rain Balloons and Subcon Clock Bomb (SCB) made this worse; the Acid Rain was concentrated enough to outright delete any semblance of metal plating, wiring, circuitry, lightbulbs, glass, the whole works, while simultaneously rusting up the interior of the Beast quickly with the help of the timescrew of the SCB speeding up the process.

But 'Splodimus was not even halfway through the song. Which, now that you can get a good listen during his intermission from explosives, sounds an awful lot like... Guzma's theme, yet... not really. A Remix someone else had made, most certainly, performed by 'Splodimus in the present day with the use of explosives and a 'harp'. Smooth.

And then, the explosives pick up again, more relentless than ever before, and now appearing within the Beast itself!

One of 'Splodimus' special explosives, the "Ruin Nuke" (which wasn't a nuke at all; just easier to have it roll off the tongue), begins the slaughterfest. When it went off, clearly something went abnormally wrong with the Cat Beast, as it began spazzing out from the effects of the bomb; dealing damage as well as having the afflicted lose control over their actions for the most part for the duration. However, it almost seemed to exclusively target itself with it's attacks, as well as some sharp metal thing that totally didn't shoot an explosive straight into it's face when it did so. Perhaps it's the Edge that Marron's "Supplier"'s Abominations were currently carrying with them everywhere they go, combined with Generic Bomb #5290420-5290423 hitting it's face. After literally four Edge-related attacks, and twelve self-attacks, the Beast was rid of Ruin.

But this was cut short by another fact: another one of 'Splodimus' special explosives, the "Absolute Crystallizer", went off inside the Beast, instantly freezing it solid. At which point a solid shot from a cannonball propelled by Generic Nuke #15782 through a specially-designed cannon carried enough force to shatter the crystallized metal and circuitry of the Cat Beast, crushing said frozen metal beneath the cannonball's immense weight and speed in the process. The Cat Beast is likely so badly deformed by now, there's nothing noteworthy left to even consider this pile of metal scrap an entity at all.

And there was still one final explosive set to go through. That explosive took the form of...

...a red Bob-omb. A laughably small one at that. Hardly the size of the would-be Cat Beast's paw. But as we all know...
Big things come in small packages.
And this thing had one hell of a package.
As soon as it's fuse ignited, the entire simulation heard it; the distinct hissing of a Bob-omb primed to explode, the crackling of the fuse decaying from being ignited visible from the Beast's wreckage, and 'Splodimus finishing the track only meant one thing; it was the final explosive set, and it was going out with a bang even more pleasing than that of a nuke's mushroom cloud.

The "Cherry Bob-omb", as it was called, finally had it's fuse run out. And boy howdy was it spectacular. It becomes night for this spectacular occasion if it's not already, just because.

A Dome explosion occurs where the Cat Beast once was, and it was... staying there. Soon after it was created, the persistent Dome explosion fired off a fiery shot from itself, flying up and up, until finally reaching the apex of it's flight. At this point, it explodes in a lovely display of fireworks as more of these fiery shots fly up and explode into even more fireworks. It actually keeps going like this, as the dome gets smaller, it having to expend it's energy to launch the shots up in the air in the first place. About 300 of these shots are fired, each with their different colours and patterns; some louder and larger than others upon explosion, while some are more sparkly and brilliant like the stars in the night sky. Some were stupidly loud the whole way through. Very few were duds.

When the dome was no more, having expended all of it's shots, the song had already ended a little while ago, and the Cat Beast was nowhere to be seen, evaporated by the amount of heat and pressure that was put on it. Maybe it was part of some of the fireworks? Maybe the duds? Who knows. Point being, it ain't here anymore. Not that anyone will mourn it's death. But at least it was part of a nice lightshow, which isn't what most entities get to be part of everyday.

Originally posted on 2017-02-11 01:01:00

18/20 Le Dudes
4/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan?

+1 Toast, +1 Bfury

After hearing what the High Priest of the Strange God said, sparkysfaint begins to laugh for a bit, taking off his paper bag to reveal his expression. He then puts it back on and walks over to the priest.
Nice religion you have there, Holy Edgelord.
Those who insult priests of any kind will be considered heretics, and thus will be burned.
You expect to burn plastic? *chuckle*
Also, there is no god. If there was, I would've deleted him or her already with my trusty hammer.

sparkysfaint then creates a staff with a circle and a ? in the middle on the top. he then draws the ded xP on the circle, and puts a giant sticky note on it saying "fak u weirdo strange dude edge god." He then warps it into the High Priest's hand and forces him to raise it. Both the Strange God and the Edge God get triggered and go to beat up the High Priest. If there was already a staff, sparkysfaint simply replaces that staff with the one he built.

Originally posted on 2017-02-11 06:09:00

I seem rather uninterested for having termites inside my body. I suspect that Hard Coded wouldn't help me here, so instead I do the mundane thing and go to a hospital for parasite removal
Zomboss Training Facility: 4/20
Virus 2.0: 11/20


Originally posted on 2017-02-11 11:40:00

XII - The Hanged Man 5/20 1+ from darkside +1 from Redstone
??? - The Reaper: 1/10
??? - The Sorcerer 0/10
?? - The Summoner 0/10
??? - The Archer 0/10
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician
2+ Toaster

Originally posted on 2017-02-11 19:27:00

19/20 Le Dudes
5/10 Which one, Meat or Vegan?

+1 Toast, +1 Coffee Shop

sparkysfaint erects a large block and telefrags a Fire Demon into it.


Originally posted on 2017-02-11 23:46:00

Auth pats his creation on the back. He knows it can't respond, it's just an extension of his will.

I'm pleasantly surprised you've turned out as well as you have. Especially when it comes to artillery, I didn't expect that to work.

Auth looks at the overwhelming collection he has as a force, and the dwindling numbers of PS entities.

You know what to do, then. Lead the Charge, commander.

A pitch black horse, devoid of features, gallops towards the Commander. It mounts it, before pulling out it's baton, and pointing it forward, at the Godmodder. It summons the entire AS force to it.

The time is now! With all the entities we have, we can overwhelm this godmodder facsimile! Auth calls.

The Commander charges on his horse, leaping at the Godmodder and clubbing him with his stick. He falls to the ground, open for all the other entities to whale on it. The Commander takes another move, applying its horse's hooves to The Simumodder's face.

Or in other words, I initiate the Alpha Strike! Whale away, all!

Marron stopped him earlier. Time to respond.

Auth finds it a little strange that Marron has given him such a smile. Auth isn't complaining.

It's nothing, Marron. Honestly.

Auth bows.

I'm happy that you think that my work is satisfactory. Saving Ette from doing work is a bonus.

Auth is hugged by Ette.

T-thanks Ette. Seriously, it's nothing.

Auth graciously accepts the Tea.

Ooooooooo, tea... Thank you, Ette!

Auth is a British git. No surprises there.

ACTION SUMMARY:

Alpha Strike, go!

Originally posted on 2017-02-12 10:12:00

mastery 7%?
energy: 0/14
9(10 if ire posts again)/(9/10) son of the awakened (+1 from ire? maybe.) Using
new charge 1/20 Awestruck
+2 ire
Son of the awakened is an attack, aimed at black commander. if i misinterpreted him and he is not a nucaleave, then sorry, but i already made this.
so it hits the commander and deals a bunch of damage.
[Again, this is a 9 Or 10 charge, depending on whether ire posts again]

the words "the heratics will learn" were intended to be taken as if spoken by Me, not the priest.
also it was learn, not burn.
the strange and "edge" god, as you called them, are the same one. and are also alternate versions of me. and would never beat up the high priest.

the priest looks at the roblox person, and seems to shift for a moment, surrounded by a starry cloak.
"No"
"I Have..."
"Much More important things to do."
"you do not matter"
"goodby"
[this does not block the attack]
[also, yes, the priest is a douche. and no, I don't think you don't matter, but the only personality trait the priest has is "douche", so they will be a douche.]
I then tear the starry cloak from the priest, put it on, and warp to splodimus's action, while the priest crys indignantly "hey! I want to be important"
the Generic Bomb #5290419 gets struck by a celestial bullet, flying into a wall before 'splodimus can backflip onto the cat.
as he begins to backflip, a rift in space opens up, and the cats claws find him anyway, slashing him and knocking him backwards toward Generic Bomb #5290419, right before it explodes. he tumbles through the air and lands on the cat beast, trying to pound its back apart, only to punch be teleported elsewere, punch a mineturtle, and be exploded. again. when he returns and trys to punch the catbeast, a wall of shimmering blue-green light appears and blocks his attack, causing the explosion to smash him into the same wall as before. he grabs the tail, but theres a "joy" buzzer on it, and its cranked up to 9,001 volts. the flash causes temporary blindness on its own, and he lies on the ground for a while. the beast, by this point, is ready, and when he wakes up its tail has been tied into a knot for protection. before he can even blink, the beast has been Blinked over to him, sinking its claws into his torso and using Him as a paddle to block random fireballs. when he gets free, he trys to use the bomb-harp, only for an ear-splitting FWEEEEEE from a flute to mess him up, causing the bombs to appear on top of him, and in some cases, in him. the static grenades gravitate towards him, giving him painful shocks, and naplam surrounds him with fire and smoke, missing the beast and throwing off his aim. the acid gas is dispelled by JOE farting the alphabet, and was far off-target besides. the acid rain balloons are teleported to a water-balloon fight thats about to be cancelled, causing no casualty’s, and the time-mess-up effect gives the beast time to repair what little damage it has sustained due to the removal of the balloons. as he trys to continue the song, meanwhile, random FWEEEEs from flutes and loud druming noises throw off his concentration, and some of the acid gas starts corroding the harp, damaging it, while some elevator music plays constantly. the explosives appear where he thinks the beast is, but its actually a fake image, formed of smoke, which only looked convincing due to the smoke cutting off oxygen from his brain. the ruin nuke gets thrown back into splodimus, like so many other things, and causes him to spazz out instead, before tripping and smashing into the floor, causing a hammer-bomb to drop on his face. the several atempted attacks on the cat beast during this time are deflected by random wormholes to outer space, the word "No" repeated over and over again, or simply miss the target.
the absolute crystallizer explodes, but a rift in space-time blocks the attack, making it smash into the ground next to splodimus and freezing it, causing a layer of ice to form. the cannon ball is grabbed by [insert famous basketball player] and slam-dunked onto the cannon, crushing it, and then melting it, because a cannon ball the just got hit by a nuke is going to be really hot. it then explodes, because everything 'splodimus does is made of explodium. the cannon is then dropped on his head, distracting him.
as the red Bob-omb appeared, mario showed up and grabbed a flare from the sun, gaining star power, and grabbed the bob-omb, stuffing it down 'splodimus's throat and blocking the explosive wave.
the hissing is muffled and practically unnoticeable due to a very badly played flute solo, as well as a simultaneous off-key singing of "who's next", which is combined with another person warping time to use the following torture system on 'splodimus: humming a tune until he starts to expect the coming notes, then pausing at random moments, changing the tone, and several other things, making it impossible for the tune to fade into the backround and constantly annoying him, this continues for a time-warped year. at the end he is despondent and incapable of action, not even trying to remove the Bob-omb before it exploded.
the bob-omb explodes.
a dome appears.
but unlike the plan, this dome is covered in stars, with a pale circle in the middle, and a nebula on the entire left third.
its beautiful, and far more serene then splodimus would have wanted.
one final disrespect of his plan.
it remains day, or becomes day, and this only makes the pitch-black dotted dome more spectacular, as bits of it shed off, spinning and coating the ground, glowing brilliantly, and at the same time not at all. as it continues to shrink, some of the bits fly into the air, filling the sky and showing what the stars are like, and how they should look, how they would look without technology, and without anyone blocking them out.
the dome continues to shrink, covering the world with its pitch-black material, and at the end, 'splodimus is sitting there, largely unharmed, aside from the whole "tortured for a year" thing.
the cat beast is intact, and it is told by a voice in its head that it would have been mourned, not by many, but that it does have its own place, and is, in its own way, loved.
now, whether this is true is another matter, but that is what it hears. the shed parts of the dome fragment, and blow away like dust in the wind.
EDIT: winter, i cannot see your action? (animation doesnt work for some reason)DOUBLEEDIT:nevermind it works now.

Originally posted on 2017-02-12 13:40:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer (Damaged heavily)
Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster
Armor: NA

>FVS: Realize the simumodder blew your gun up
>FVS: become very mad
>FVS: Take out your anger by grabbing a fire demon and pretty much ripping the thing into shreads
>FVS: Get influenced by your guns
>FVS: Start eating the fire demon shreds
>Everyone else: Recoil in disgust and fear

Egg on your face: 8/10
One BIG problem: 2/15
+2 to Urus

Originally posted on 2017-02-12 16:12:00

o---Charges---
Red Like Roses: 15 / 20 (+3, JOE, Auth)
The Raven: 1 / 20
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author
Current Summons

Ette, instead of Marron, decides that the Cat Beast really needs healing! She picks up the little bits of the Cat Beast left behind after Splodimus's attack, and tosses them on a stretcher, held up by two smaller puppets that Marron supplied for the job. The puppets happily waddle along with Ette into a non-descript hospital! Inside, Ette grabs a needle, a lot of thread, and a wielding torch.

The two puppets go and wield the little fragments of the Cat Beast back together, while Ette stitches together some new fabric limbs for the monstrosity. A glow comes back into the Beast's eyes, and once the puppety limbs are attached to the metal body, the Cat Beast staggers out of the hospital, made out of more fabric than metal. The trio of puppets accompany it out, and just for good measure, sew bits of metallic thread into the body of the Cat Beast for a little bit of extra stability and healing.

If the Cat Beast is dead, Ette will mourn its loss slightly, and then go and fix up Marron a touch. Not with a wielding torch, of course.

Marron tells the newly-patched up Cat Beast to dodge the incoming jar of fire that's coming from the Emperor. Maybe it acts in the exact same way as the Hierophant in that he attacks slowly. Who knows.

Originally posted on 2017-02-12 18:35:00

Winter looks up at Joebob, but not before backing off. It did just fight Joe, afterall.

"Yes. That is the name I decided to give myself.\n"

"I would ask how you know it, as I never told you, but I think I know how already.\n"

Winter backs away, but turns to look over its shoulder at Joebob one more time.

"And no. I think instead I shall go attack your king.\n"

And with that, Winter sprints off.

...

"Perhaps I can push harder. Push the bounds of this simulation... \n"

So, Winter decides to break the simulation's physics engine and channel its inner Lucio in an incredible (if I dare say so myself) attack on the Simumodder...

"Break.\n"

https://youtu.be/xv8e5B2uA1M

+1 to Redstone
+1 to Coffee shop

4/20
4/20

Originally posted on 2017-02-12 20:55:00

20 16/20 (+2 from Battlefury and Redstone, +1 from Darkside)
20 3/20

+2 to Battlefury

The Hydrattler joins in on the alpha strike. The Tiger begins tearing the Cat Beast to pieces.

Originally posted on 2017-02-12 21:02:00

I reveal that Joebob's animation actually hit Ette, who was for some reason riding a dog.

XII - The Hanged Man 3/20 1+ from
??? - The Reaper: 1/10
??? - The Sorcerer
?? - The Summoner
??? - The Archer
XX - Judgement 0/100
I - The Magician
2+ Toaster

Originally posted on 2017-02-12 21:25:00