I use Snake In My Boot (Advanced) on the Balrog.

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Ten-Gallon Hat 9/10
Golden Lasso 13/15
+2 to engie

Originally posted on 2017-01-23 15:56:00

o---Charges---
Fine: 16 / 20 (+6, JOE)
Handoffification: 20 / 20 (From JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author

tc: I have this feeling that people are gonna come after me...
tc: Good thing I have this 20-post charge from JOE. Let's just-

Marron uses JOE's 20-post gift, summoning a strange ghostly image of what appears to be some massive metallic sphere, with a glaring red iris. Thousands of little limbs emanate from the spectral figure, grabbing little bits of cloth and metal. The apparition creates what seems to be a "winged beast" with masses of fabric making up the surface of the wings, with the bulk of the main body being metallic. Four piercing red "eyes" adorn the head of the beast, which can rip itself open to reveal a kaizo trap of metal and blades. As the apparition vanishes, Marron saddles up the creation, and takes off to the skies!


Marron, now flying around the skies, takes a moment to enjoy herself. And of course, she takes a moment to swoop down on her newfound bird ally and use Puppeteer's Strings (Advanced) on Chargeus! The Winged Beast will swoop down towards her target as well, and use Swooping Peck!

tc: Flying is fun holy gorilla
tc: If only Ette was in proper condition to enjoy this. But she'll be fine for now.

After her attack, Marron begins circling the skies around Ette.

tc: Don't worry, Ette! I'm still here!
tc: ...
tc: Just don't think about what'll happen if this bird dies, and both Ette and I will be fine...

Originally posted on 2017-01-23 16:41:00

Spare code: 3/5
Malware Blade: 2/10
I begin thinking of a solution to the problem of Virus spreading
1/7 (this isn't an actual charge, it's just a visual progression log)

Originally posted on 2017-01-23 17:13:00

10 4/10
20 1/20

I'm pretty sure this is noncanon, so being a ghost is fine. It does mean that I can ghost slap people, which is always worth it, even if not having legs is wierd.

...

Time Travel Trouble on Stefan.

Originally posted on 2017-01-23 19:49:00

4/20 Le Dudes

+1 Consomme

sparkysfaint simply uses Free Model Mason on Steffan.

Originally posted on 2017-01-23 23:59:00

Zomboss training facility: 6/20

Hey since you scrapped the shield does that mean the shield generator goes away too or will Steffan be protected if we attack him? if Steffan is vulnerable I activate Rumor Has It (advanced) against him. If not, since we all know that sharks are incredibly hostile to anything that moves, I throw the shield generator at the sharks.
(note: real sharks are not actually hostile and are actually suffering negative affects from the stigma against them. please do not throw shield generators at real sharks in an attempt to destroy one or the other.)

Originally posted on 2017-01-24 00:05:00

Spare Code: 4/5
Malware Blade: 3/10
Thinking: 2/7
I simply use Hard Coded on the Glitch to mess with it, giving it a beneficial effect. If I can turn things bad, why shouldn't I be able to turn things good?

Originally posted on 2017-01-24 00:11:00

I use Woof: Expert on the Winged Beast

19/20
15/20 2+ from ticklebest
2+ to trickle

Originally posted on 2017-01-24 09:46:00

Trickle decides he must heal Chargeus, because poor old Chargeus is damaged. So he decides to give him some chicken.
Trickle searches for chickens...
He finds a chicken walking across the road.

"Oh, buddy, come on. You're just asking for it."
"Alright. Why did the chicken cross the road?"

The poor bird stares at Trickle with a confused face.

"TO GET KILLED BY ME!"

Trickle kills the chicken with a twig.

"Rest in peace, chicken. You will be missed..."

Trickle calls the chicken's family and they all arrange a funeral.
He brings some flowers for the deceased bird.
Almost all of ChickenLand is at the funeral... but Trickle has something else in mind.
Once the funeral is over, all the chickens leave in their ChickenCars to ChickenLand.
Trickle, however, leaps at one of the cars and holds onto it.

"Hehehehe..."

In three hours the car reaches ChickenLand. Trickle hops off just as the chickens realize he was there the whole time.

"Time to initiate Plan C!"
"Get it? C? Chickens?"
"...never mind."

He grabs a giant tetrahedron and tosses it on the ground, creating a force field around ChickenLand.
The poor chickens run around zapping themselves on the force field and making delicious fried chicken.
The smarter ones hide behind the buildings as Trickle shoots them.

"Guys, this is a simulation, I'm not actually committing chicken genocide."

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the hero of ChickenLand, SuperChicken appears.

"Get out of my city, human!"
"Hah. So the legends are true."

SuperChicken and Trickle have a long stare down.
Really long stare down.

"I am superior. I have laser vision. I have infinite strength. I can fly!"
"But you know what I have!? A mother[CENSORED DUE TO POBYO'S FILTER]ing weapon!"

Trickle pulls out the Shishkablam and the Asterism and... WEAPON FUSION!
The Freezeplosion is created, a long lance which shoots freeze bombs.
SuperChicken flies at Trickle and prepares a punch. Normally this would knock all Trickles from all dimensions out of all universes, as SuperChicken is one powerful bird. However, Trickle shoots the Freezeplosion at SuperChicken, which first freezes him and then knocks him back with a BANG!

"I've underestimated your power..."
"Pfffft, everyone says that."
"I doubt that."
"You ducker."

Trickle fires even more freeze bombs at SuperChicken, who used laser vision to explode them in mid air. He even knocks some back into Trickle.

"Nghhhh!"

SuperChicken knocks off the bombs and starts beating the [CENSORED] out of Trickle.
And then... Deus Ex Machina! The super villain of ChickenLand, Gex Gooser emerges.

"SuperChicken! My nemesis!"

[OOC] I have no idea why so many comic book characters have appeared in my latest posts. [/OOC]

"Go back to GooseWorld you maniac! I'll beat you like I did so many times before!"

Gex fires machine gun bullets from his mechanical suit. SuperChicken flies past them.
He tries punching Gex but Gex dodges in time and kicks him in the nuts.

"*CHICKEN SOUNDS*!"

SuperChicken knocks Gex on the ground and they both explode.

"Finally. Took care of that idiot."

Gex dropped a doomsday device from his suit and Trickle picks it up.

"Hehehe..."

Trickle plants the device down and all of ChickenLand explodes, frying all of the chicken citizens.
He picks up all of the delicious fried chicken and puts it in a big bucket.

"Crap, I still need fries."

Out of the ruins, Gex emerges!

"You're not dead!?"
"Of course not!"

Gex is now naked, his suit shattered. And then...
His secret is revealed! He's not a goose, he's a potato! And a half fried one due to the explosion, at that.

"Now that SuperChicken is dead, I can reveal my diabolical plan!"
"I shall turn the whole world into potatoes with this potato-device!"

He pulls out a small potato shaped thing, which apparently turns anything you want into potatoes.

"I'll kill you before you can do that!"
"I'd like to see you try!"

Trickle unfuses the Freezeplosion and shoots Gex quickly with the Asterism.
Gex freezes and Trickle quickly grabs the device.

"That was easy."

Trickle presses a small red button on top of the device and the whole ruined city, as well as Gex, become delicious french fries.

"And now..."

Trickle takes some thyme and sprinkles it on his french fries.

"Guess what. Click me."

Now that all of that is done, Trickle plays the tune above on his MP35 and shoots up some tomatoes.
I'll spare the details.
He puts the ketchup next to the fries.

"This should be delicious."

He then goes to the store and buys some coke.
What? Did you expect him to do something crazy? Like, melt the moon to make coke??
Actually, that's not a bad idea!
He brings all of that in a big bucket to Chargeus.

"Eat up, bro. Hopefully that'll heal you."

This took far too much time... What am I even doing with my life...

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CHARGES
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O)u(O - 18/20. [+2 from Fury].
??? - 10/10. IN PLACE.
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+2 to Battlefury.
QUEUE: [Redstone, Consomme, Speed].

Originally posted on 2017-01-24 11:07:00

20/20 Astral unlocking Ready and waiting! IF Ire edits his post to account for the +1 from sp33don/auth, then i use Astral unlocking, which combines with Fine from Ire and ??? from trickle, doing something piono already knows about. however, based on when ires usually around, piono will probably skeledop first.
Steffan looks like he needs help. 4/4 +1 from ire
+2 irecreeper
my plan starts next round, and I already balanced it =)
I use steffanlookslikeheneedshelp to Heal Steffan as much as I can. He needs to be healthy to not die!
And so steffan gets pampered by a bunch of scientists which all worship him because he has a name, since they all don't have names, just numbers. Steffan was number.....10, of the first 10. That is, there were only 10 scientists, and Steffan was numbered as 'scientist 10', and then he got his name because he was the best one. Afterwards more scientists were made.
for my action, I do some math (why does it say that’s misspelled?) and figure out that blocking attacks is the best use of my time, as far as Steffans health is concerned.
Sparky tries to do that, but takes a sock to the mouth, so he ends up using fwuu mummu mumu, which is hideously deformed and fails to attack Steffan since it just took 5 pickaxes to the legs and fell over. Then when 1412 tries to use rumour has it (advanced) they get a gag stuffed into their mouth, earmuffs slap on everyone in they try to talk to, and slowly go crazy because they can't spread rumours and that is their life!!1! then I realise that this post doesn’t give any XP anyway since I'm blocking people, so I might as well use a combat special... hm, decisions, decisions...
I stuff both Sparky and 1412 into a cardboard box, then launch it to the moon using nukes, Because everything is better with nukes. Since they are on the moon, there is no air to carry sound, and 1412 still can't spread any rumours. Meanwhile, Sparky fails to make a Fwu momuu muu in such low gravity. As such, they are both foiled! hahahahhahahahh hahahahahah hahahaha haha ha... ha... also i fire a beam of kinetic energy at them and push the moon away, with them on it.

"Hey Marron, that beast of yours seems nice. Can other people mount it? (hint hint Steffan hint hint)"
"toast is entirely invulnerable, beyond being persuaded to leave. hence, all i did was interrupt him."
"i think i might have had something else to say, but i forgot."
"oh, is hezetor back? huh."
"oh, and "Auth", this "sp33don" person controls, quite literally, everything you do."
"so if they weren’t consciously having you insult them, and viewed you as a separate being, speaking harshly would probably be unwise"
"oh, and in my experience, the toung and mouth end up fine no matter how much you move them."
"oh, they don't like my meta-ing"
"ok, I guess I’ll stop repeatedly saying they control you."
"just one last question"
"what where you doing last round?"
"and why?"
"(I didn't do anything in this reality. in another, I pressed "Edit Post" about 5 minutes earlier, and as such countered your action.)"
"(or is even mentioning this functioning through Posts too meta for you?)"

Originally posted on 2017-01-24 11:44:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer
Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster
Armor: NA

FVS, seeing as the current big threat is the Balrog, a demon of fire, is wary of approaching certain areas of the battlefield. For now, she just hangs back, grabbing hold of the Corpse Piercer and finding a comfortable place to lie down. Once in position, she sighs quietly, taking very careful aim and aiming the rifle of hers up nice and high, trying to factor in absolutely every little factor that could interfere with the shot. Wind could redirect it, gravity means it naturally goes downwards, the heat of the Balrog's fire would likely create enough of an updraft to push the bullet up a little bit... Then, she shoots.

Cue a bullet flying into the Balrog's nose.

Let's Basically Just Set A Zombie On Fire And See What Happens: 8/8 (+1 from Urus) (USE NAOW)
Fear The Reaper: 4/5 (+3 from Urus)
+2 to Urus

The bodies of those zombies from earlier are pretty much being burned to a crisp now. Yet, perhaps this is not the best thing to happen. Among the flames, the virus is reactivated, rapidly starting to mutate and forcing the host body to outgrow the pace that the flames are burning it at. Then, the zombie rises up again, burning with hot flames capable of melting through softer metal alloys. It screeches, and proceeds to charge at the Pro-Godmodder side.

Flaming Zombie: 25000/25000 (Immune to fire damage) (Regens +1000 health per EoTB) (Inflicts Burning 1 with every attack)

Originally posted on 2017-01-24 13:31:00

wait here.

Originally posted on 2017-01-24 19:59:00

o---Charges---
Fine: 19 / 20 (+2, JOE)
+1 to JOE
+1 to the Author

tc: JOE, stop spreading your actions thin. They're all gonna end up doing nothing if you keep doing that.
tc: And-

Marron then notices that JOE is attacking Toast.

tc: You little gorilla.
tc: "I won't let you hurt her, you stupid gorilla!"
tc: ...
tc: ...That's what'd I say, but you can only counter one attack per post. So I don't need to!
tc: Idiot.

Marron shuts her eyes, and sticks out her tongue at JOE. At the same time, she also does the "moose horn" thing with her hands where you spread out your fingers and then press your thumbs against your head, kinda making it look like you have these weird horns??? Yeah. Totally.

tc: Also, no; you can't mount my beast. It's a one person ride, and I'm not letting you ruin this peaceful flight.
[small][small]tc: Creep.[/small][/small]

She then continues along her "peaceful flight" by commanding the Winged Beast to swoop down upon Bonny De Famme! She dismounts her ride, then proceeds to rush her with a series of rapid slashes! She follows up these slashes with a boot to the face, before-

*button press noise*

Marron accidentally presses a button on the Nightmarron. The whole weapon then transforms (the blade just barely missing her puppet arm as it changes) into a spear! Unaccustomed to spearplay, Marron opts for a few simple stabs on the poor girl. She then impales her on the blade, before lifting her up and over her own head. She then slams Betty into the ground and gets the blade out of her torso, before calling back down the Winged Beast and flying off.

Originally posted on 2017-01-24 22:45:00

Ten-Gallon Hat 10/10 ACTIVATED
Sheriff Clint Cactus the White puts on a hat, summoning a Cactus every turn. Currently, there is a maximum of 3 Cacti.

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Golden Lasso 15/15 (+2 from engie) ACTIVATED
Sheriff Clint Cactus once again grabs a Golden Lasso, this time with a stronger charge. The Golden Lasso allows him to store one friendly entity. While it is stored, it is removed from the battlefield, and cannot deal or take damage; the entity's statuses and abilities do not tick/charge.

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If I can't use both charges in one turn, I use the Golden Lasso.
+2 to engie

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 00:10:00

Betty bats her bats into Ette with the parasol. This knocks a button out of her eye and into Tim Burton, who takes inspiration from this to make Coraline. It makes money, and Tim finds out that Ette has button eyes like the characters in the movie. He sues Ette's @$$ for a ton of money that she doesn't have, dope slaps her, then pees on her for good measure.

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 04:34:00

I don't know who this "Sp33d0n" person is, but they sound like an arrogant prat who thinks they're some sort of elite hacker. That is not who I am, so you should be able to tell us apart.

(OOC: Auth isn't Sp33d0n. I am Sp33d0n. Don't get the two mixed up, Joe.)

I didn't see you do anything to my demonstration, ergo, your point is null and void.

Auth takes his blade in hand, seeing the Seekers off.

Seekers, I bid you adieu.

Auth's blade shimmers in the air, black as night.

Allow me, will you, to show you what would have come to them had they found what they sought after?

Auth says, inclining his head. It wasn't a question. Around him, the colour seems to vanish, be absorbed by the blade. Normally, this would be a problem, if Auth didn't wear basically all black, and didn't have skin paler than porcelain.

A dark cloud appears from Auth, enveloping the PS side entirely.

This? Unrelated. Helpful, though.

Marron and Ette are unaffected, but all the others caught in the cloud, consisting of Steffan, Joe, and both of those two, have all their senses muted. Quite literally. Their sight worsens, their hearing fades. The ground beneath their feet starts to lose its texture. The smell of spilt blood subsides, though the blood hasn't vanished. If they did have something in their mouths, that taste would have died.

An interesting effect, this. Hides your senses from you.

Something stabs Steffan through the gut.

You know what makes it even better? You can't hurt me in there, no matter what you do.

A pair of blades clash in Steffan's abdomen.

My warning is lost, though, on you. I needn't worry, you should know.

A blade through the throat, the heart, and a slash to the lungs.

Ever been to the dentist? They tell you not to eat, after the numb your mouth, so you don't bite your tongue without realizing, as it hurts like hell when the sensation comes back.

A blade in the skull, two in the legs, one in the abdomen, lifting Steffan off the ground.

I'd pity you, if you didn't completely deserve this.

Five retractions, a launch into the air, though not out of the cloud. It didn't matter, however, as it returned to Auth soon after, who was standing nowhere near Steffan, at any point during the proceedings.

The pain should be there, any moment now.

The pain from a dozen stab wounds, slashes to vital organs, and more metaphysical wounds causes Steffan to collapse.

Now, cease this tomfoolery! Leave, or be slain!

Auth glares daggers at Steffan, burning a hole through him.

Auth checks on the puddle of Ink that used to be the Underknight.

I appreciate the work that you have done here.

The puddle leaps to Auth's hand, and runs up his arm. Auth then rocks on his feet, waving to Marron.

Is Ette going to be okay, do you think? I hope so, as I am worried about her in her current state.

Auth looks worriedly at Ette, encased in flesh.

Auth then sits down, and reflects on his current thought.

Well, what Marron could do is connect a second blade to Nightmarron, add a cavity to the central shaft, and string the blades together. With a button press, she could have the blade second blade throw back, and then the drawstring will work properly. Fire fabric arrows and the like. Wonder if Marron would listen to my suggestion for a crossbow addition?

ACTION SUMMARY:

Auth assaults Steffan with Ink Specters in a pitch black cloud.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

THE ARMOUR OF ROYALS: 15/20 (+1 from Ire, Ire, Ire)

THE MASTERS OF LONDON: 15/20 (+1 from Ire, Ire)

+1 to Hez, Ire.

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 06:51:00

10 5/10
20 2/20

I'm a girl. I'm obviously a girl. I'm quite clearly a girl, even without a lower body.
Toast ghost-slaps JOE, then follows suit with Stefan.

...

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 07:34:00

5/20 Le Dudes

+1 Consomme

sparkysfaint attempts to stab Toast, but realizes he can't stab Toast because he's a ghost (hey, that rhymes!). So instead he starts yelling scams in 1412's face. 1412 jumps into a pit of lava to get away.

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 15:30:00

A warning, this dop might not be finished today, I'm pretty sick.

Second, I'm sick of empty placeholders. At the very least manage your charges you twits, empty placeholders will no longer get XP as an attempt to mitigate people doing this.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1485183675))

I expose the Balrog to Chaos's Shipping Chart. 18/20 12/20 2+ to trickle

Oh no the horror! Even the fiery flames of Angmar have nothing on this! 4000 damage!
+6000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1485183925))

Chargeus goes for Ette. Funnyman hides behind Chargeus yet again. Trickle then looks at Balrog. "Dude, why don't you just die!? You have too much HP! Can you seriously just not be here??" Trickle gets pretty angry at the flaming beast. Balrog smirks, this gets Trickle even angrier. He runs at Balrog and kicks him into a cannon, which then fires him into a spike. He then falls from the spike into another cannon and the process repeats indefinitely. At some point the Balrog manages to slither out of the cannon, so Trickle presses a button and the spike starts homing into the Balrog. Once the Balrog is impaled with the spike and weakened, a symbiote from Marvel falls from the sky. It's Venom. Venom absorbs the Balrog and becomes Venomrog. Yeah, I know Spider-Man is irrelevant nowadays but let me have this moment for nostalgia's sake. Venomrog goes completely, insane damaging himself by smashing into random Convenient Trees and Convenient Rocks. Once his fury has died out, he identifies Trickle and runs at him. Trickle quickly takes out the Shishkablam and blasts Venomrog into a nearby Convenient Jagged Rock, impaling him yet again. Dang, what's with this post and impaling? Venom slithers out of Balrog and finds somebody else to absorb. The Balrog, having a false sense of security, still thinking that he's as powerful as before, runs at Trickle. Little does the Balrog know that Venom has exhausted him and his life energy. "Ack!" Trickle ducks and Balrog trips and flies past him, smashing into a random javelin which... you guessed it! Impales him. "Huh. Looks like the Olympics are somewhere close." The Balrog then rips out the javelin and decides enough is enough. With full power, he runs straight at Trickle. Trickle, however, puts on a diamond chestplate with Thorns III and Unbreaking IV (this is still Minecraft, right?). The Balrog pounds and pounds, throws Trickle around, breathes fire at him. However, as a descendant with no vulnerability, this act just further damages the Balrog. Day and night the Balrog pounds at Trickle. Still, it does nothing. "You done yet or...?" The chestplate suddenly breaks and Trickle runs off, putting a grenade in the Balrog's mouth, just in case. CHARGES ----------- O)u(O - 15/20. [A bunch of +2s, sorry if I didn't count 'em right, tell me if I didn't, I'm not trying to cheat]. ??? - 10/10. IN PLACE. ----------- +2 to Battlefury. QUE: [Battlefury, Redstone, Consomme]

You put the balrog through three different forms. Cannonbalrog, venomrog, and deadrag. 8000 damage.
Your entities will do as you say.
+10000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485185450))

20/20 Astral unlocking Ready and waiting! handoffification 20/20 +4 from simumodder. handing off to Ire! Steffan looks like he needs help. 2/6 +1 from ire steffans action to use self-stitch on himself, or if that heals ette even though hes using it, stitch together on himself. +2 irecreeper hmm, my limit break is ready. who needs to die? looks like living virus I activate Portal Strike, and decide to begin taking advantage of my powers properly. I'm using a limit break, so that's enough justification for me to do that. blink This trick is still good though. I slash the virus in half with a well-placed cut midblink, and throw three pickaxes straight up into the air. A portal appears at the viruses feet, making it appear above a black hole, far enough (From the black hole) that it won't damage the battlefield. Operating from memory and with some help from future-alternate J.O.R.D.A.N., I successfully place it in an infinite loop of portals and falling toward the black hole, spagitifying in both directions, and he keeps speeding up, since theres no air to slow him down. After several minutes, during which I set up a few more gravity loops with other projectiles, like a penguin and a dodo (when a penguin and a dodo meet they annihilate everything in a 5 mile radius) and a large lump of uranium (because science). I then alter the out-point of the portal L.virus is flying through so it leads straight into the only place I know of with the ability to withstand several objects flying around in it at ~99.967 of the speed of light that existed last turn. The virus fly's straight into wall, bouncing around and impacting it over 576 times in the span of a second, and slowly slowing down to a mere mach 98. After it stops moving relative to the boxes floor, I see it fit to open another portal beneath it, which it is too battered to avoid. It falls into the entrance to the extra dimensional bag, and portaled to the very far corner of the bag. The bag has extremely ridiculous levels of space warping applied, and has enough room inside to fit approximately 4 Jupiter's, assuming they where somehow shoved through the mouth. The bag only warps the size of things that enter through the mouth, and if you try to leave though the wall you will be smaller then the average bacteria. I then portal myself near where Steffan is working inside the bag, and create a wall of portals around him- the portals will redirect anything that gets close out the other side. Hence, Steffan and I are protected from the fallout when the lump of uranium flys through the bags opening, is portaled so it slams into the L.Virus, fuses with all the air around it and creates a rough sphere of plasma which is incredibly hot, fuses with the Living Virus's matter, bounces off a quite absurd amount of walls created by manipulating space-warp, and finally  getting smashed into by a large bolder moving about 3x faster then the chunk of uranium. The amount of mass and energy (Energy has a gravitational effect too, faster objects have more gravity) due to these to objects moving at very nearly the speed of light forms a black hole, of which the living virus is part. In this case, the black hole is actually dangerous, since it was formed by a large amount of mass and energy passing its swarzchild radius simply by increasing in mass, and as such due to the force of its gravity, instead of being a small object smushed really small so it would fit within its 1-atom swarzchild radius. That is, the radius was of a significant size (over 2 meters wide) and so its a really big black hole with more mass then earth. An interesting implication of this (Me creating a black hole 'properly') is that my portals have energy coming from Somewhere (Maybe the green and red suns?) that they can have several times the energy of all the mass of the earth, because of the first rule of thermodynamics (You can't create something from nothing/Energy can't be created or destroyed, only converted from one form to another/ You can't win.). So since my portals can somehow harness all this energy, there is probably a way to more directly accelerate things without using black-hole loops. Oh well, I'll figure it out later. Anyway, that holes sucking up the bag, so I'll have to fix that. my hand glows a bright blue, and a cold fire consumes my form for a moment. Then a portal appears, and splits the hole in two, and with a complex series I reasoned out but don't know how to explain, the holes are drawn away from one another by gravity. This then repeats, and the smaller holes quickly evaporate via hawking radiation.  The virus may still be alive, so I reform his particles to be properly destroyable, and vaporize them via a portal inside the sun. They might try to retaliate, but if they do the portal-box I am still in is stopping them. Now, if you read this all at once, you might notice the pickaxes are still flying/falling. L.Virus's remains are portaled into the air, retaining their tininess due to not passing through the bags mouth and the pickaxes then get stuck in a loop of portals that goes around L.virus in a triangle (/\), and start to glow. I then appear behind his remains, draw the energy type I use for portals into my hand,and punch him with it, which is a pretty literal interpretation of "portal strike". While I don't know what being punched with the essence of a spatial distortion would be like, it certainly isn't healthy. He would probably be ripped apart and have most of his atoms/molecules/cells/sections float around out in the cold regions of space. And then I raise my hand, for I am not yet done. Its not even about reaching the max pre-smash amount. Just wanna make it clear HOW OP portals can be. Because they are Very overpowered. Anyway, living virus is reassembled and stands in front of me, and I form 2 more portals, each on my arms. You see, portals clearly do not have to be stationary, since there is no reason for earth to be the absolute reference point, and if it Was, portals to the moon would fail. There are too many problems with stationary portals, and so at most they have to bond with some specific reference frame. With this knowledge, I formed a blade on my arm and a cannon on the other. The cannon moves a small portion in order to unleash a focused beam of energy straight from the sun, and the sword is... a sword. I walk forward, and land 10 slashes quickly that unleash arcs of burning hot plasma. see, it Was a (Mostly) normal sword, but then I changed the portal's other side to the sun for a few moments, surrounding this area with white-hot fires, and I proceed to  jump back, roll, and fire the cannon I made at him repeatedly in .25 second bursts, knocking him around before enlarging the "cannon" barrel and vaporising him entirely. And I did all that with clever portals and 1 blink, and I didn't even need the blink. portals would be OP. but i suppose thats true of a lot of things. [no more to follow] "hey marron, nice to see your making good use of that 20. " "I can't wait for whats about to come."

BAD JOE. You only have TWO charge slots, that 2/6 is invalid because you are applying a point into it that you DO NOT HAVE because you're storing that first charge. Nevermind I'm a doofus, its in the same charge slot as the finished one. I did a bad.
Aside from that, you use your limit break.

30000 energy points expended!
Limit break: Portal Strike!
You glare at your opponent, sitting across the field. You have a lot of portal abilities available to you, but one of the most deadly involves long distance portals. It's not easy, but it's so, SO worth it. Time to demonstrate what, although not THE ultimate portal ability, is close to it. You create a portal floating up in the air. Your opponent looks at it suspiciously... and with a groan and tons of effort, you create the other portal. halfway to the sun. Dangit, you missed, good thing you can move portals after creation. Your enemy is holding on the ground, gasping for breath as they try desperately not to get pulled out into the depths of space. Anyone looking in the portal from far enough away can see a brilliant light and a great amount of heat. The Sun. A shadow moves across it, and the portal suddenly passes straight through a meteor, chunks of suddenly-flaming rock smash into your opponent, time after time, in pieces. And finally, destination reached. The temperature first gets very hot, and then becomes plasma as the portal passes right into a solar flare, a massive burst of magnetized particles slamming straight through the portal. The portal fritzes out and closes, but not before your target has been thoroughly roasted.
10000 damage to the Living Virus.

+9000 XP

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1485185978))

placehold's aren't webcomics joe

#emptyhandsemptymind

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1485186983))

I use Snake In My Boot (Advanced) on the Balrog. Ten-Gallon Hat 9/10 Golden Lasso 13/15 +2 to engie

Combat Special: Snake In My Boot (Advanced)!
You know what the only thing worse than finding a rubber snake in your boot is? Finding a rattle snake in your boot. And that's just what you found this morning. Fortunately, it was before you put it on, so now you have a nifty rattlesnake lasso. All the other cowboys are gonna think you're so cool. But you've got ruffians to round up, so you take out your new lasso and whirl it out, snaking the loop out over your opponent's neck. Unfortunately, it turns out that a snake biting itself isn't as effective at holding a lasso as a knot is. So the snake opts to instead just bite the person in the neck and pull them along with. Poison sets in and the person falls off their, well, they weren't riding a horse but that's not the point.
3500 damage to the balrog!
+5500 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1485189678))

o---Charges--- Fine: 16 / 20 (+6, JOE) Handoffification: 20 / 20 (From JOE) +1 to JOE +1 to the Author tc: I have this feeling that people are gonna come after me... tc: Good thing I have this 20-post charge from JOE. Let's just- Marron uses JOE's 20-post gift, summoning a strange ghostly image of what appears to be some massive metallic sphere, with a glaring red iris. Thousands of little limbs emanate from the spectral figure, grabbing little bits of cloth and metal. The apparition creates what seems to be a "winged beast" with masses of fabric making up the surface of the wings, with the bulk of the main body being metallic. Four piercing red "eyes" adorn the head of the beast, which can rip itself open to reveal a kaizo trap of metal and blades. As the apparition vanishes, Marron saddles up the creation, and takes off to the skies! Summoned Entity The Winged Beast [PS - Marron] Hp: 45,000 / 45,000. 0 / 2 To the Skies. 25% Dodge Chance. Abilities: Swooping Peck: Swoops down to attack a foe with its gargantuan metal beak, dealing 10,000 damage. Dodge Chance drops to 0 for the turn of use. Harpoon Harassment: Fires an on-board harpoon gun at the target, dealing 7,000 damage. To the Skies: Fires a tow-cable from the harpoon gun at the target, then takes off to the skies! Deals 5,000 damage to the target. It'll then spawn a 5,000 HP "Tow Cable" entity, that if not killed, will allow The Winged Beast to use Meteor Slam on the tow'd entity! Meteor Slam: Flies down at some insane speed, then releases the tow cable. Deals 20,000 damage to the target, and Dazes them for two turns. Can only be used if the above conditions are met. Passives: Evasive: This unit has a 25% chance to avoid attacks. More creative attacks have a higher chance to hit. Mount: Marron is using this entity as a mount, and has 25% evasion until it dies. Once it does die, Marron takes 3 damage because falling off your mount tends to hurt. Marron, now flying around the skies, takes a moment to enjoy herself. And of course, she takes a moment to swoop down on her newfound bird ally and use Puppeteer's Strings (Advanced) on Chargeus! The Winged Beast will swoop down towards her target as well, and use Swooping Peck! tc: Flying is fun holy gorilla tc: If only Ette was in proper condition to enjoy this. But she'll be fine for now. After her attack, Marron begins circling the skies around Ette. tc: Don't worry, Ette! I'm still here! tc: ... tc: Just don't think about what'll happen if this bird dies, and both Ette and I will be fine...

You summon the first airborne creature of the game, to everyone's dismay. This thing is completely untargetable by all entities currently on the field!
(darn you for using the combat specials out of order)
Combat Special: Puppeteer's Strings (Advanced)
One puppet is dangerous, but how about a crowd. You deftly pull out/stitch together a number of small cloth figures with eerily sharp claws and teeth stitched into the patten of the fabric. Its just string though, it can't hurt, right? Of course it can who are we kidding? You throw out your little entourage on a bath of string after tying them all to marionette sticks, and with deftness only surpassed by the man who triple wields scimitars, perform a deadly stage performance that tears through your enemy like a knife through human flesh.
4500 damage!
+5500 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1485191600))

Spare code: 3/5 Malware Blade: 2/10 I begin thinking of a solution to the problem of Virus spreading 1/7 (this isn't an actual charge, it's just a visual progression log)

How a basic virus effect would work is it has a decent chance to spread to other entities on the side of the opponent, with a slight chance to affect targeted entities by that one. It would deal about as much damage per round as poison. You could always use cure actions on your own entities if they catch it.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1485200951))

10 4/10 20 1/20 I'm pretty sure this is noncanon, so being a ghost is fine. It does mean that I can ghost slap people, which is always worth it, even if not having legs is wierd. ... Time Travel Trouble on Stefan.

Combat Special: Time Travel Trouble (Basic)
The trouble with time travel is that its so darn complicated. Allow you to explain, no, let you sum up. Basically, between time loops, bootstrap paradoxes REGULAR paradoxes (and the troubles involved in avoiding the clowns and clockroaches that generally get summoned by them) and getting stuck in duels with your grandfather over a girl he happens to be dating at the wrong point in time, it can be a real pain in the neck and often far more infuriating than is worth its time. That's not even getting into quantum blah balh blah blah blah.... Your opponent gets so overwhelmed by the flood of information on time travel that they fall over and bash their heads on a rock.
3000 damage to Steffan.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1485215959))

4/20 Le Dudes +1 Consomme sparkysfaint simply uses Free Model Mason on Steffan.

Combat Special: Free Model Mason (Basic)
You are a master of your craft, a master of free model masonry. It is time that you showed your opponents whos boss, you quickly whip up a 3d printer for your models, and after a short while you have assembled a 3D modeled barracks. This may not look like much, but it is masterfully crafted... and is home to an entire army of angry free modeled dudes. You point your arm and shout the battle cry and an army of 3D printed soldiers charge out, all slightly different (is that guy missing a leg?) and with different weapons. They charge your enemy and swarm them in cheap plastic.
3000 damage to Steffan.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1485216314))

Zomboss training facility: 6/20 Hey since you scrapped the shield does that mean the shield generator goes away too or will Steffan be protected if we attack him? if Steffan is vulnerable I activate Rumor Has It (advanced) against him. If not, since we all know that sharks are incredibly hostile to anything that moves, I throw the shield generator at the sharks. (note: real sharks are not actually hostile and are actually suffering negative affects from the stigma against them. please do not throw shield generators at real sharks in an attempt to destroy one or the other.)

The shield and the shield generator act as the same entity. It's basically a one-off 5000 hit point meatshield.

Combat Special: Rumor Has It (Advanced)
You are a master rumor monger, and with your abilities as such, you are able to incur scandalous rumors about just about anyone on just about any topic, and you currently have reasons as the subject of your ire has recently stepped beyond the boundaries that you personally consider acceptable. So you are going to make their life more difficult. As the rumors fly fast and furiously, your target decides that something needs to be done, and decide what better way than having a nice dinner to lay some rumors to rest, they carefully ask your help... but you are no dupe. Instead, at the dinner party you fling accusations of your own. The entire party goes up in flames with the insults, words being exchanged so hotly that the tablecloth catches fire. The whole thing, everyone decides, was rather entertaining. Well, everyone but your target.
3500 damage out of sheer embaressment to Steffan.
+5500 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1485216710))

Spare Code: 4/5 Malware Blade: 3/10 Thinking: 2/7 I simply use Hard Coded on the Glitch to mess with it, giving it a beneficial effect. If I can turn things bad, why shouldn't I be able to turn things good?

Unfortunately, you cannot use combat specials for anything but damage guarentees. They do not work with healing or non-standard actions.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1485251181))

I use Woof: Expert on the Winged Beast 19/20 15/20 2+ from ticklebest 2+ to trickle

Combat Special: WOOF (Expert)
You move away from your opponent slightly. They don't notice your motion, but what they do notice is the shadow that has suddenly covered them. They look up and see a white object falling from the sky, and begin panicking. They begin running, trying to get out from underneath it, only to discover its following them. They cry a horrible shriek of fear and dispair as the dogbomination descends upon them, demanding to be played with and showering them in more love and affection than any one being can cope with. After sniffing at your enemy and determining that they aren't capable of playing, the dogbomination slowly melts away, leaving your enemy quivering on the ground, shivering and muttering "bork" to themselves over and over again.
Or not because you done goofed your attack and missed.
+6000 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1485256074))

Trickle decides he must heal Chargeus, because poor old Chargeus is damaged. So he decides to give him some chicken. Trickle searches for chickens... He finds a chicken walking across the road. "Oh, buddy, come on. You're just asking for it." "Alright. Why did the chicken cross the road?" The poor bird stares at Trickle with a confused face. "TO GET KILLED BY ME!" Trickle kills the chicken with a twig. "Rest in peace, chicken. You will be missed..." Trickle calls the chicken's family and they all arrange a funeral. He brings some flowers for the deceased bird. Almost all of ChickenLand is at the funeral... but Trickle has something else in mind. Once the funeral is over, all the chickens leave in their ChickenCars to ChickenLand. Trickle, however, leaps at one of the cars and holds onto it. "Hehehehe..." In three hours the car reaches ChickenLand. Trickle hops off just as the chickens realize he was there the whole time. "Time to initiate Plan C!" "Get it? C? Chickens?" "...never mind." He grabs a giant tetrahedron and tosses it on the ground, creating a force field around ChickenLand. The poor chickens run around zapping themselves on the force field and making delicious fried chicken. The smarter ones hide behind the buildings as Trickle shoots them. "Guys, this is a simulation, I'm not actually committing chicken genocide." Suddenly, out of nowhere, the hero of ChickenLand, SuperChicken appears. "Get out of my city, human!" "Hah. So the legends are true." SuperChicken and Trickle have a long stare down. Really long stare down. "I am superior. I have laser vision. I have infinite strength. I can fly!" "But you know what I have!? A mother[CENSORED DUE TO POBYO'S FILTER]ing weapon!" Trickle pulls out the Shishkablam and the Asterism and... WEAPON FUSION! The Freezeplosion is created, a long lance which shoots freeze bombs. SuperChicken flies at Trickle and prepares a punch. Normally this would knock all Trickles from all dimensions out of all universes, as SuperChicken is one powerful bird. However, Trickle shoots the Freezeplosion at SuperChicken, which first freezes him and then knocks him back with a BANG! "I've underestimated your power..." "Pfffft, everyone says that." "I doubt that." "You ducker." Trickle fires even more freeze bombs at SuperChicken, who used laser vision to explode them in mid air. He even knocks some back into Trickle. "Nghhhh!" SuperChicken knocks off the bombs and starts beating the [CENSORED] out of Trickle. And then... Deus Ex Machina! The super villain of ChickenLand, Gex Gooser emerges. "SuperChicken! My nemesis!" [OOC] I have no idea why so many comic book characters have appeared in my latest posts. [/OOC] "Go back to GooseWorld you maniac! I'll beat you like I did so many times before!" Gex fires machine gun bullets from his mechanical suit. SuperChicken flies past them. He tries punching Gex but Gex dodges in time and kicks him in the nuts. "*CHICKEN SOUNDS*!" SuperChicken knocks Gex on the ground and they both explode. "Finally. Took care of that idiot." Gex dropped a doomsday device from his suit and Trickle picks it up. "Hehehe..." Trickle plants the device down and all of ChickenLand explodes, frying all of the chicken citizens. He picks up all of the delicious fried chicken and puts it in a big bucket. "Crap, I still need fries." Out of the ruins, Gex emerges! "You're not dead!?" "Of course not!" Gex is now naked, his suit shattered. And then... His secret is revealed! He's not a goose, he's a potato! And a half fried one due to the explosion, at that. "Now that SuperChicken is dead, I can reveal my diabolical plan!" "I shall turn the whole world into potatoes with this potato-device!" He pulls out a small potato shaped thing, which apparently turns anything you want into potatoes. "I'll kill you before you can do that!" "I'd like to see you try!" Trickle unfuses the Freezeplosion and shoots Gex quickly with the Asterism. Gex freezes and Trickle quickly grabs the device. "That was easy." Trickle presses a small red button on top of the device and the whole ruined city, as well as Gex, become delicious french fries. "And now..." Trickle takes some thyme and sprinkles it on his french fries. "Guess what. Click me." Now that all of that is done, Trickle plays the tune above on his MP35 and shoots up some tomatoes. I'll spare the details. He puts the ketchup next to the fries. "This should be delicious." He then goes to the store and buys some coke. What? Did you expect him to do something crazy? Like, melt the moon to make coke?? Actually, that's not a bad idea! He brings all of that in a big bucket to Chargeus. "Eat up, bro. Hopefully that'll heal you." This took far too much time... What am I even doing with my life... CHARGES ----------- O)u(O - 18/20. [+2 from Fury]. ??? - 10/10. IN PLACE. ----------- +2 to Battlefury. QUEUE: [Redstone, Consomme, Speed].

Uh... why do people insist on SMASHing all the time. Trackle y u do dis.
25000 health restored to Chargeus, at the cost of an entire sentient race of chickens, a bunch of potatoes and a country of tomatoes.
+12500 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485258281))

20/20 Astral unlocking Ready and waiting! IF Ire edits his post to account for the +1 from sp33don/auth, then i use Astral unlocking, which combines with Fine from Ire and ??? from trickle, doing something piono already knows about. however, based on when ires usually around, piono will probably skeledop first. Steffan looks like he needs help. 4/4 +1 from ire +2 irecreeper my plan starts next round, and I already balanced it =) I use steffanlookslikeheneedshelp to Heal Steffan as much as I can. He needs to be healthy to not die! And so steffan gets pampered by a bunch of scientists which all worship him because he has a name, since they all don't have names, just numbers. Steffan was number.....10, of the first 10. That is, there were only 10 scientists, and Steffan was numbered as 'scientist 10', and then he got his name because he was the best one. Afterwards more scientists were made. for my action, I do some math (why does it say that’s misspelled?) and figure out that blocking attacks is the best use of my time, as far as Steffans health is concerned. Sparky tries to do that, but takes a sock to the mouth, so he ends up using fwuu mummu mumu, which is hideously deformed and fails to attack Steffan since it just took 5 pickaxes to the legs and fell over. Then when 1412 tries to use rumour has it (advanced) they get a gag stuffed into their mouth, earmuffs slap on everyone in they try to talk to, and slowly go crazy because they can't spread rumours and that is their life!!1! then I realise that this post doesn’t give any XP anyway since I'm blocking people, so I might as well use a combat special... hm, decisions, decisions... I stuff both Sparky and 1412 into a cardboard box, then launch it to the moon using nukes, Because everything is better with nukes. Since they are on the moon, there is no air to carry sound, and 1412 still can't spread any rumours. Meanwhile, Sparky fails to make a Fwu momuu muu in such low gravity. As such, they are both foiled! hahahahhahahahh hahahahahah hahahaha haha ha... ha... also i fire a beam of kinetic energy at them and push the moon away, with them on it. "Hey Marron, that beast of yours seems nice. Can other people mount it? (hint hint Steffan hint hint)" "toast is entirely invulnerable, beyond being persuaded to leave. hence, all i did was interrupt him." "i think i might have had something else to say, but i forgot." "oh, is hezetor back? huh." "oh, and "Auth", this "sp33don" person controls, quite literally, everything you do." "so if they weren’t consciously having you insult them, and viewed you as a separate being, speaking harshly would probably be unwise" "oh, and in my experience, the toung and mouth end up fine no matter how much you move them." "oh, they don't like my meta-ing" "ok, I guess I’ll stop repeatedly saying they control you." "just one last question" "what where you doing last round?" "and why?" "(I didn't do anything in this reality. in another, I pressed "Edit Post" about 5 minutes earlier, and as such countered your action.)" "(or is even mentioning this functioning through Posts too meta for you?)"

6 charge expended to heal Steffan for 9000 health.
You try and multitask your action...
AND FAIL.
Because you can't counter and do other things, you attempts to counter multiple people in one post AND use a combat special make the entire post fall flat on its face and then get eaten by a sheep, which then proceeds to be violently ill and fall off a cliff.
+2000 XP.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1485264673))

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer Tertiary weapon: Corpse Blaster Armor: NA FVS, seeing as the current big threat is the Balrog, a demon of fire, is wary of approaching certain areas of the battlefield. For now, she just hangs back, grabbing hold of the Corpse Piercer and finding a comfortable place to lie down. Once in position, she sighs quietly, taking very careful aim and aiming the rifle of hers up nice and high, trying to factor in absolutely every little factor that could interfere with the shot. Wind could redirect it, gravity means it naturally goes downwards, the heat of the Balrog's fire would likely create enough of an updraft to push the bullet up a little bit... Then, she shoots. Cue a bullet flying into the Balrog's nose. Let's Basically Just Set A Zombie On Fire And See What Happens: 8/8 (+1 from Urus) (USE NAOW) Fear The Reaper: 4/5 (+3 from Urus) +2 to Urus The bodies of those zombies from earlier are pretty much being burned to a crisp now. Yet, perhaps this is not the best thing to happen. Among the flames, the virus is reactivated, rapidly starting to mutate and forcing the host body to outgrow the pace that the flames are burning it at. Then, the zombie rises up again, burning with hot flames capable of melting through softer metal alloys. It screeches, and proceeds to charge at the Pro-Godmodder side. Flaming Zombie: 25000/25000 (Immune to fire damage) (Regens +1000 health per EoTB) (Inflicts Burning 1 with every attack)

6000 damage to the Balrog!
Your zombie loses 5000 max hit points due to a hit from the nerf bat. Burning duration upped to 2 turns, because 1 turn expires immediately.
+8000 XP

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1485287957))

wait here.

#ticktockintoeternity

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1485297924))

o---Charges--- Fine: 19 / 20 (+2, JOE) +1 to JOE +1 to the Author tc: JOE, stop spreading your actions thin. They're all gonna end up doing nothing if you keep doing that. tc: And- Marron then notices that JOE is attacking Toast. tc: You little gorilla. tc: "I won't let you hurt her, you stupid gorilla!" tc: ... tc: ...That's what'd I say, but you can only counter one attack per post. So I don't need to! tc: Idiot. Marron shuts her eyes, and sticks out her tongue at JOE. At the same time, she also does the "moose horn" thing with her hands where you spread out your fingers and then press your thumbs against your head, kinda making it look like you have these weird horns??? Yeah. Totally. tc: Also, no; you can't mount my beast. It's a one person ride, and I'm not letting you ruin this peaceful flight. [small][small]tc: Creep.[/small][/small] She then continues along her "peaceful flight" by commanding the Winged Beast to swoop down upon Bonny De Famme! She dismounts her ride, then proceeds to rush her with a series of rapid slashes! She follows up these slashes with a boot to the face, before- *button press noise* Marron accidentally presses a button on the Nightmarron. The whole weapon then transforms (the blade just barely missing her puppet arm as it changes) into a spear! Unaccustomed to spearplay, Marron opts for a few simple stabs on the poor girl. She then impales her on the blade, before lifting her up and over her own head. She then slams Betty into the ground and gets the blade out of her torso, before calling back down the Winged Beast and flying off.

6000 damage to Betty De Famme, poor girl...
+7000 XP

QUOTE (Urus @ (time=1485303038))

Ten-Gallon Hat 10/10 ACTIVATED Sheriff Clint Cactus the White puts on a hat, summoning a Cactus every turn. Currently, there is a maximum of 3 Cacti. Cactus Cactus [AS] hp:100/100 Passive: Pointy--half of damage is dealt to the attacker Passive: Inconvenient--when an AS entity or player is attacked, there is a 10% chance that the Cactus is attacked instead. This stacks with multiple Cacti, so if there are 3 Cacti there is a 30% chance of hitting a Cactus. Golden Lasso 15/15 (+2 from engie) ACTIVATED Sheriff Clint Cactus once again grabs a Golden Lasso, this time with a stronger charge. The Golden Lasso allows him to store one friendly entity. While it is stored, it is removed from the battlefield, and cannot deal or take damage; the entity's statuses and abilities do not tick/charge. If I can't use both charges in one turn, I use the Golden Lasso. +2 to engie

White Hat summoned, with a boost to the strength of the cacti.
Golden lasso summoned.

QUOTE (Con Air @ (time=1485318851))

Betty bats her bats into Ette with the parasol. This knocks a button out of her eye and into Tim Burton, who takes inspiration from this to make Coraline. It makes money, and Tim finds out that Ette has button eyes like the characters in the movie. He sues Ette's @$$ for a ton of money that she doesn't have, dope slaps her, then pees on her for good measure.

You [REDACTED] oops, you triggered the "NICE TRY BUDDY" sensor. Your attack fails by default.
Betty will target Marron though.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1485327116))

I don't know who this "Sp33d0n" person is, but they sound like an arrogant prat who thinks they're some sort of elite hacker. That is not who I am, so you should be able to tell us apart. (OOC: Auth isn't Sp33d0n. I am Sp33d0n. Don't get the two mixed up, Joe.) I didn't see you do anything to my demonstration, ergo, your point is null and void. Auth takes his blade in hand, seeing the Seekers off. Seekers, I bid you adieu. Auth's blade shimmers in the air, black as night. Allow me, will you, to show you what would have come to them had they found what they sought after? Auth says, inclining his head. It wasn't a question. Around him, the colour seems to vanish, be absorbed by the blade. Normally, this would be a problem, if Auth didn't wear basically all black, and didn't have skin paler than porcelain. A dark cloud appears from Auth, enveloping the PS side entirely. This? Unrelated. Helpful, though. Marron and Ette are unaffected, but all the others caught in the cloud, consisting of Steffan, Joe, and both of those two, have all their senses muted. Quite literally. Their sight worsens, their hearing fades. The ground beneath their feet starts to lose its texture. The smell of spilt blood subsides, though the blood hasn't vanished. If they did have something in their mouths, that taste would have died. An interesting effect, this. Hides your senses from you. Something stabs Steffan through the gut. You know what makes it even better? You can't hurt me in there, no matter what you do. A pair of blades clash in Steffan's abdomen. My warning is lost, though, on you. I needn't worry, you should know. A blade through the throat, the heart, and a slash to the lungs. Ever been to the dentist? They tell you not to eat, after the numb your mouth, so you don't bite your tongue without realizing, as it hurts like hell when the sensation comes back. A blade in the skull, two in the legs, one in the abdomen, lifting Steffan off the ground. I'd pity you, if you didn't completely deserve this. Five retractions, a launch into the air, though not out of the cloud. It didn't matter, however, as it returned to Auth soon after, who was standing nowhere near Steffan, at any point during the proceedings. The pain should be there, any moment now. The pain from a dozen stab wounds, slashes to vital organs, and more metaphysical wounds causes Steffan to collapse. Now, cease this tomfoolery! Leave, or be slain! Auth glares daggers at Steffan, burning a hole through him. Auth checks on the puddle of Ink that used to be the Underknight. I appreciate the work that you have done here. The puddle leaps to Auth's hand, and runs up his arm. Auth then rocks on his feet, waving to Marron. Is Ette going to be okay, do you think? I hope so, as I am worried about her in her current state. Auth looks worriedly at Ette, encased in flesh. Auth then sits down, and reflects on his current thought. Well, what Marron could do is connect a second blade to Nightmarron, add a cavity to the central shaft, and string the blades together. With a button press, she could have the blade second blade throw back, and then the drawstring will work properly. Fire fabric arrows and the like. Wonder if Marron would listen to my suggestion for a crossbow addition? ACTION SUMMARY: Auth assaults Steffan with Ink Specters in a pitch black cloud. SPECIAL ATTACKS: THE ARMOUR OF ROYALS: 15/20 (+1 from Ire, Ire, Ire) THE MASTERS OF LONDON: 15/20 (+1 from Ire, Ire) +1 to Hez, Ire.

Welp. 8000 damage to Steffan. He bumps into a few things before falling over the wreckage of one of his heal turrets.
+10000 XP

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1485329640))

10 5/10 20 2/20 I'm a girl. I'm obviously a girl. I'm quite clearly a girl, even without a lower body. Toast ghost-slaps JOE, then follows suit with Stefan. ...

5000 insult-boosted damage to Steffan!
+7000 XP.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1485358223))

5/20 Le Dudes +1 Consomme sparkysfaint attempts to stab Toast, but realizes he can't stab Toast because he's a ghost (hey, that rhymes!). So instead he starts yelling scams in 1412's face. 1412 jumps into a pit of lava to get away.

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY.
Stop trying to stab your team mates ya doofus.
+2000 XP

JOEbob levels up: Level 5!
Combat Special unlocked: Power Abuse (Basic) and Power Abuse (Advanced)!

EoTB:
funnymouth darts behind Chargeus for safety... again. This is kinda dumb. Chargeus on the other hand decides not to be useless, and bellows defiance at the PS forces before smashing into Ette for 12000 damage.
bonny wants to attack Marron... but doesn't have the "Ranged" trait and as such is unable to, and instead attacks the Balrog for 1500 damage.
The living virus and Ghost toast do a temporary team power up, turning Ghost Toast into an actual sprite a la SBURB, using which ability, sprite!ghost toast fires a massive bread laser that completely obliterates Steffan.
The Flaming zombies decides it won't show standard zombie stupidity and attack something immune to fire, so it targets something that isn't immune to fire. The only something it can target in fact. Ette takes 3000 damage and is set on fire for 2 rounds.
As the PS begin their round, the Winged Beast swoops down on Chargeus, dealing 10000 damage. Ette is sadly still too incapacitated to do any sort of healing. Steffan is too dead to utilize her abilties. Oops.
The Balrog roars and brandishes its sword. And with a quick motion sends out a massive blast of fire that vaporizes both the living virus and Bonny De Famme. The fire demons try to get at Funnymouth, but find an angry Chargeus in their way. Chargeus takes 10000 damage.
The Simumodder looks at Ette, and decides to take pity on her, dumping a massive pail of milk over her head and removing all status effects. Milk splashes outwards and a pair of +4s, one for ire and another for Joe, wash up in the stream of white.
The sharks decide to split their duties and deal 2000 damage to Chargeus and 2000 to Ette.

Everything ticks down. A new shark spawns, as does a cactus.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the fire monsters!
Destroy Steffan and Ette, two healers at once is gonna be a nightmare!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Sharknado (Summons 1 hostile shark every round.)
Terrain: Crater (No effect)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 97/100. Cool and New Portal Armor [A]. Golden Sun [A].
Balrog [PS][Elite]: Hp: 78000/150000.
Fire Demons x5 [PS]: Hp: 25000/25000.
Ette [PS - Ire]: Hp: 62000 / 100000. 3/3 Bear Hug.
The Winged Beast [PS - Ire] Hp: 45000/45000. 1/2 To the Skies. 25% 0% Dodge Chance. Airborne.
Marron [PS - Player] Hp: 10/10. 25% dodge chance. Airborne Nightmarron [A] 1/4 Petal Dance
Angry Shark x2 [H]: Hp: 10000/10000
Angry Shark [H]: Hp: 2000/10000
Chargeus [AS - Tricklejest]: Hp: 26000/55000
Funnymouth [AS - Tricklejest]: Hp: 27000/27000
Ghost Toast [AS - Toast]
Flaming Zombie [AS - Engie]: Hp: 20000/20000. 1000 Regen.
Hezetor [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. 1 regen
1412 [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Silver Wossname [A]
Urus [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. White Hat [A] 1/3. Golden Lasso [A] Stored entity: none



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Originally posted on 2017-01-25 18:43:00

20/20 astral unlocking using!
6/20 Vengeful God +4 from simumodder
(next charge: Foundation of the suffering 2/20)+1 from ire
+2 irecreeper
I do hope Steffan turns out ok...
I learn of what has occurred. My Enemy’s Will Pay
I prepare for the attack , creating a large warded brick building with the words Simmumodder land public school on the top of the wall. several rooms are made, and a yard is enchanted in order to be more difficult to destroy. One space-bend Rune later, the interior becomes the size of a few citys.
I start building the rooms. First the entrance door leads to a lobby with a path to "school-yard", and theres an non-threatening office easily visible. to the left is a gym, as well as a hallway. the right contains a librarby, stairs to the second floor, and a large hallway.
On the second floor is a home-room, science room, French room, dark room, light room, and grey room.
The whole thing is warded, of course.
Then I create a great deal of inferni, which take the form of teachers, principals, and students.
Now who shall I subject to this hell...
Flaming zombie, I suppose.
Power abuse [basic],
and then his intelligence is raised just enough to understand stupidity.
He is taken to the school and told to go line up in the back. Naturally, the zombie tries to go through the lobby and straight there, but a Teacher inferni blocks him and tells him to go around. However, the way around is both miles long due to spacewarp, and filled with bully-student inferni. they all slash at Burning Zombie with icey claws, and it begins to slow. Burning Zombie quickens his pace, but falls into several frozen spikes and cools down considerably in the process. when he finally arrives, the Zombie is anxious to enter the budding, but the same Teacher Inferni blocks his way and stabs him until he goes back in line. After some time, he is allowed in, only to discover the interior of the school is filled with spikes, and is even colder then outside. after arriving at the homeroom, he is seated and told that it is free reading period. sadly, all the available books consist of harmful cognito/memetic hazards and lists of innocuous phrases that summon evil beings to kill the speaker. the zombie is forced to read these books, and his mind deteriorates. After some time, he is told it is time for presentations. Everyone else presents books of how to slice people to pieces, and pick him as the "volunteer" for their demonstrations. He is cut apart repeatedly. when it is time for him to present, he summons no less then 975 different monsters and self-inflicts over 97 curses.
Then they have recess, where he is forced to sit out in the cold, which has noticeably worsened, for hours. all the while, he is pelted with snowballs and makeshift weapons.
after recess, he has PE, where they play dodge ball... WITH NUKES. everyone targets him, and he can't die, despite everything, because of anti-death wards. after that, they start playing fencing, and when he plays everyone cuts him to pieces. when they aren’t, he is tormented by a dark figure from behind which drains his life. after PE, they have music, where everyone uses him as a drum and people tell him ta-ta-ta is different from ta-ta-ta. finally, it is lunch. in lunch, he is allowed to play on a device, but only when there is a teacher in the room. however, if a teacher inferni sees him using a device, they will take the device and put him in a torture chamber that specialises in freezing and water. after entering the torture chamber 5 times, and attempting suicide 5, lunch ends... and theres another recess. in this one, they must go sledding... on ice... down a ravine... filled with rifts to the land of death... after going down 3 times and needing to be put back together 20, recess ends, and now it is science.
...
ok yeah obviously he explodes repeatedly.
next period, they have history where he is given 30 different people, and told to research them all in 3 minutes. then when someone says the zombie revolution of 2017 was a horrible idea, he assaults them in rage.
The teacher inferni call the principle, and he threatens to kill FVS, who the zombie obviously loves. the zombie is told if he kills all 92735 Inferni, FVS can live. the Inferni are armed with the blank, Leg.Blade, Oroubos knife, Rapture, Minds Ends, Okami, titanice axes, titanfire daggers, and so on. after years of timewarped battle, he beats them, and tries to leave...
only to be launched into a black hole.
except its actually a wormhole, which spits him out into a kinder-garden which is practically the same as the school.
3 years later, he finishes kinder-garden...
and now he has to go through high school.
after 5 millennia of failing by one letter, he passes, and falls unconscious on the ground. into a pit of enraged Astral Elementals. which rip him to shreds.
then,
Unaltered Rage is a truly wonderful motivator.
Thanks Ir-[editstarts] oops. . me calling you ire is essentially the same as when I call auth sp33d0n. you know how some people play forum games where a bunch of people post their actions?"
"thats pretty much how I experience this world."
"the posts describing you say "Irecreeper", so that comes to mind"
"I’m pretty surprised I didn’t slip up earlier"
"in the future, if I ever refer to someone by the wrong name, can they just assume its a mistake?" [editend]
With Astral unlocking, Fine from ire, and the ??? from tricklejest, I....
Make myself a leveling system!

and hey, consumer, leveling systems grow over time, and arent removable.

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 18:44:00