Steffan 10/20
new 2nd charge: 4/10 NULL emissary +2 from ire
+2 to Irecreeper
I sigh.
blue light sparkles around me, and the worlds state changes.
and so it shifts./and so it remains/and so the 3ed choice appears

SUMMARY:
3-prespective counter on battlefury and consumer. minor effect on speedon (meaning countering him, at no point intended for damage)
[more to follow]

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 10:34:00

[color=#80a0ff joe joe
countering three people at once never works
:3 [/color]
A non shitty version of Alicia spawns next to Alcia, and reloads the Golden Sun.
+2 to Spoon.

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 11:30:00

I'm not sure if Toast is here right now. She may have been earlier, but I don't think she is.

Auth says, not afraid of Marron.

Yes, I am here. No, I am not proposing an alliance. I am making a statement. I'm not going to attack you, and the same goes for Ette when she gets here. And I must ensure that you are thoroughly aware that the side you are currently on has more targetable entities, so if you wanted to hurt people, shouldn't you join our side? I doubt you'll join us from my words alone, alas, I try. I sincerely hope that you do decide to switch sides, however. It pains me to oppose someone who I know.

Auth thinks to himself that this is why he's summoning that armour. SO that he...

Wait, it's not for him. Never mind!

Speaking of the Underknight, I see what you're doing there, Joe. I think.

Auth dashes over to his Inky Knight-

Actually, here's a picture, for no reason other than... I feel like it. Tada!

and he places his hand between the Orbitars on the knight's back. Ink leaps from his hand, filling in the cracks in The Underknight's armour, and fortifying the ink that was diluted by Joe.

Honestly, now, did you think that would work? Hah, like I'll let you stop me.

Auth may be sounding like a bit of a prat, but the incessant countering of everything is starting to be a bit annoying to him.

Then Auth bolsters the Underknight's armour, making it more bulky. Auth clicks his fingers, and points at Bob. Before he can try to do anything, the Seekers leap at the opportunity for fresh meat, and leap at Bob, tearing him to bits. Auth brews himself a cup of tea, like a proper pompous Brit. He sits down, and after a couple of seconds, waves to the Seekers to stop.

sip Okay, okay, enough. I thought that you were going to leave it as a fair fight? If you aren't going to stay out, I won't either.

Auth continues drinking his delicious, delicious tea, while commanding the Underknight to continue fighting. The Underknight picks up the battered body of Bob, before throwing him into the air, and waiting for him to fall... fall... fall...

The Underknight kicks Bob, right as he falls into range. He gets launched far away, and the Underknight disappears. Then it reappears in Bob's trajectory, and it holds its blade out, and Bob gets impaled on the sword. Auth pulls his hand shut, finishing his tea.

Joe, I think Bob has lost. Surrender now, for you will be lost if you continue down this path.

The Underknight kneels. It grips its spauldron, as if it's an act of respect for its opponent. It leaves a pitch black rose, for no reason other than it can. Afterwards, the Underknight returns to Auth, and waits for a new command. The seekers stare at Bob... and hope to hell he's dead so they can eat. Even though they just ate, I swear to god. They just don' t stop. I regret summoning them now.

ACTION SUMMARY:

Auth restores the armour of the Underknight, healing it.

The Seekers of the Name tear into Bob, in a desperate attempt to leave it open for the Underknight.

The Underknight takes that opportunity, continuing the beating of Bob.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

THE ARMOUR OF ROYALS: 5/20 (+2, 1 both from Consumer)

THE MASTERS OF LONDON: 4/20 (+2 from 1412)

+2 to Hez.



Originally posted on 2017-01-12 11:43:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer
Tertiary weapon: NA
Armor: NA


There is a very long, very awkward pause from the Fairview Survivor as she realizes she just got herself the exact same weapon that she already had earlier. While staring in confusion at the second Corpse Piercer, she briefly tries equipping it... nope, can't equip 2 exactly identical weapons in this version, because that'd just be stupid.

"Another one of these? I could've sworn I was doing different things this time around..."

Upon noticing Marron having joined PG team, FVS decides to voice her disapproval in a tone of voice that... may cause a flashback or two to the voice of The Operative. And, upon closer inspection, there sure are quite the number of physical similarities... well, if one looks past the fact that one, FVS is female, two, her hair is white, three, her outfit looks different. More of a yellow fur coat. And she's a bit cruder in terms of language, although that hasn't been typed out here.

"Oh, dammit. Now there's another of them on that team! Why would you join THEM? They're so numerous it's already like a shooting gallery in here!"

She then notices the MASSIVE army of Meatshields, and proceeds to focus on the first one she can see, taking aim with the corpse piercer, breathing in deep, steadying her aim, breathing out... and pulling the trigger to make the rifle crack. Something something something something boom headshot boom shit song. The Piercer is very obviously having an influential effect on her, as she's starting to grin a little while taking her shots, enticed by the thought of eliminating everything in her line of sight...


Aggro Spike: 3/4
Temporary Mutation: 3/5

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 13:00:00

i thinnnnk entitys can Only act once a turn?
so the underknight attack probably won't work so good
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 13:57:00

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1484150972))

Our. +1 to Trickle 1/20 9/10

#Chasingyourowntail
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1484151594))

-snip snop shorten the dop- 9/20 1/20 2+ to consumer

Well, uh...
That was something.
SMAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH
but regardless, you summon up a massive sphere of pure conquest and fire it at the meat shield, dealing 10000 damage to all of them.
+27000 XP

QUOTE (arcaneCynic @ (time=1484152245))

Fannar complements jondanger on his little jig and gives him a plus one. fancy cape 4/5 cool servant friend 4/5 'Oh my lord, my welcoming party is almost here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Fannar proceeds to jump up from joy, his sheer happiness propels him a little too high however. this results in Fannar losing control mid-air and falling straight onto charge man. 'oh my lord, oh my lord, shoot, fudge, fudge, Fudge, FUDGE! umm i'm sorry mr. charger dude i umm i didnt mean to. let's get you some help, that sounds like a good idea, YES! IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR THIS MAN NEEDS HELP, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO PLEASE!'

Your attack gets intercepted by Meatshield 2, it takes 2000 damage.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1484157435))

A rather familiar face strolls onto the field. Pink hair, mostly clothed in black... tc: Sup. tc: Figured I'd try my hand at this... godmodding stuff? How'd I get here even? tc: Hm. ...It's Marron. The puppeteer. She gestures to all the Anti-Simumodders, and performs a dismissive gesture. tc: Now, while I cooooooould help you guys clear the simulation... tc: I think it'd be much more fun to... screw with you all a bit. [small][small]tc: Besides, unless this becomes canon, I think I'm free to have my fun.[/small][/small] She walks over to the Simumodder, bows, then extends her hand to him. She has this innocent-yet-wicked smile on her face. Assuming the Simumodder accepts her greeting, she immediately gets to work, flicking her fabricated arm towards the Free-Modelled Mecha. A swarm of sewing needles materialises next to her. They all surge forth, and upon impaling the Free-Modelled Mecha several times over, she flings her arm backward. Several threads appear, connected to the butts of the needles. The threads all fly back, seemingly anchored to a random point in the air! This results in the mech being thrown high into the air, managing to get the mecha above the point where all the threads are anchored. The threads then pull back again, tossing the mecha straight downward. The force of gravity + speedy falling manages to unimpale the mecha, giving it sweet freedom! ...of course, it's still falling to the ground at high speeds. Gravity happens, and the mech slams into the ground. The needles, now done their purpose, suddenly vanish. tc: Hm. That was... satisfying. tc: Sis should be here soon. I'll probably need to "charge" her, though? However I do that. O---Charges--- Sisterhood: 1 / 20 +2 to JOE

Welcome to my humble little spinoff session.
Needles and gravity happen. Free Modeled Mecha destroyed.
+7500 XP

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1484158798))

Cabal strats 2k17. Heh. +1 to fattlebury, and yes, I do mean battlefury. /plassholtrr

#hihhahhoh
+2000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1484159541))

(Ah that's right lacre is apparently a real thing... should've mentioned I meant Fallen London lacre, which is more like "snow". It's not close enough to snow, considering snow doesn't do stuff like melt brass. It should probably be safe to touch, though. Probably.) Walls of meat? I think I have a thing that might help... Lemme see if I can find it... Order of the silver wossname (+11% damage to meat-based entities) 1/11 in the meantime I do my best widowmaker impression, aiming at Joebob. And then I fire. And then I miss. And then I fire, and then I fire, and I miss. I miss both times. And then I fire. And I miss. This goes on for several hours. And then I fire. And then I miss. And then I run out of bullets. And then I get sad. I have a popsicle. And then I pass out in the... marble flooring, I guess. Then I wake up, and then I reload. And then I fire. And then I miss. I miss again. I fire. I hit something PS, but it's not what I was going for, so I guess I miss. I pass out again. Have another popsicle. I have a dream that I'm firing at something. I miss.

You open fire on JOEbob, interfering with his next action!
+4000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1484164544))

Steffan 9/20 +1 from ire 8/8 Heals+5 simmu +1 from ire new 2nd charge: 1/10 NULL emissary +2 chargeman+2 Irecreeper i replace of science with Heals. Heals heals bob using the heals, and since the charge used is close to the cheese, a bunch of text should ~equalize it. i hope. also he uses 1 blackmist to heal himself. Flavor-text for heals below Spoiler Alert black orbs gather, floating around bob, and more and more fly over, an aura of black growing around him, shifting form on occasion, smoke and clouds gathering, and it spins, more colors appearing, brown and purple, red wisps from the ground, and the matter flows into him, filling his wounds and healing him. not enough a small bag of seeds appears in my hands, and I start brewing some soup, which boils, and a blue spoon floats out of my bag and starts stirring, the brown-green soup become just a bit less opaque, and steam starts too rise from it, images of bob in perfect health, and I pull out a small gold and red knife, which i cut myself with, and a single drop of blood drips down, landing in the brew, which changes color in seconds, darkening and becoming a much darker brown, and I feed it to bob, who consumes it happily, gaining more health and a slight increase in happiness because its so tasty I pull out a strange wand, an octarine portal appears in front of me, and I walk through. 15 seconds later, during which the portal and bob are surrounded by an impenetrable barrier,  I return, carrying a large staff and a bundle of potions. I also smell strongly of cheese, before I cut it. the cheese, that is. I start feeding bob potions, though before each, I raise the staff and mumble an incantation. the last incantation is said loudly, and sounds like "Bob, you lazy idiot! why didn't you block the mist?" except with half the words replaced with "Doyyyee". then I go to a Mario game, grab a mushroom, throw it at him, and go on a crusade through many worlds for healing items. red potions, phoenix wings, big meals, heal grenades, nap essence, green light, syringes, hamburgers from trash cans, crystals, this charge, life energy, cheesecake, and so on, all of which I dump on him at the same time. then I capture him with a pokeball because that makes sense, bring him to a pokemon center, and calmly wait for them to replace him with a perfect copy except healthy. because that makes sense. having replaced him, I keep going because wynaut (the pokemon). a chansy spams heal ball at him, and he uses rest after learning it, and then an arceus uses heal wish. he is bathed by bright green light from the heavens, which heals him more, and the beam slowly changes, sickly, and continues to bathe him with light for the rest of my post. that should be enough, since there’s 9 charge behind it any spare healing if bob is fully healed will go to the more damaged fire demon.   please remind me to format it if i don't or do it badly. Unholy robots attack the Free model mecha if it is alive, Underknight otherwise. for my turns standard action: Spoiler Alert I start by creating a thin layer of armor around me, countering momentum and decreasing the likelihood for counters, and also protecting me from widowmaker impressions, or any attacks that include a lot of firing and missing. before I start destroying the rain by sucking in all the water, which starts to get fly toward me, growing into a thin layer of liquid on my skin, and gets launched into the black hole from when I "JOEbob'd" the fountain, and a tornado begins to form, from all those embers from last turn, which quickly reform into what they were before, glowing once more, and a thin disk of light appears,  blue-white, spinning and burning, and such. however, this is only for power. I do not plan on reactivating burning as an arena effect. the fire tornado shrinks into my palm,  and solidifies, a dreidel of fire and ash, and I spin it on the ground, which cracks as small fires burst out around it. it spins for about a minute, and finally lands, and the upright symbol symbolizes burnt logs and smoke. fire burst out of the ground all over, and lava figures form, each the size and shape of a different entity. they each calmly walk over to their match, and walk Into them, inflicting burn, and lose cohesion, dripping slowly off. needless to say, there are no matches to any [PS] entities, and there are as many as possible for the amount of effort used on the attack. the ground cracks, and moves upwards, a miniature mountain range beginning to form (~70 meters, further then that from anything important), small flows of lava flowing down, all of them ending up in AS entities, and then a lava covered figure climbs out of the mini-volcano, globs of lava dripping off them and revealing a black body/armor, the joints of which are glowing red. the lava figure stands, and surveys the battlefield, and a rock flys toward it, but bounces off an invisible anti-counter field. the figure points at consumer, and a double helix of lava comes from its hand and burns their skin. it proceeds to do the same to each [AS] entity and not hezetor because nothing really happens if he dies, no artefacts or anything. the mini volcano erupts, and its giant explosion of lava and rocks is sucked toward the giant, forming a octohedron of lava, which then starts rolling around and crushing things, specifically AS entities, before it runs straight into Underknight and shatters, revealing a burning red wraith, its eyes frosted blue, which closes its hand into a fist and consumes all AS entities (Except Hezetor) in fire, and splits into three smaller versions of itself, which team up to beat Underknights face in, punching and kicking him so fast he's practically a rag-doll, and then they all meld together and change shape, becoming a small child. the child says "I like trains" and a lava train runs over all AS entities, and the child changes into a spiked ball of fire and starts running into and impaling Underknight, because he's the most likely to remain alive long enough for me to do this or something. the ball changes into a shifting formless mass, and then consumes Underknight, giving him as many rounds of burning as possible. make weather neutral, then apply burning to as many AS as possible with a focus on Underknight, if vulnerable players can't be burned then it deals damage to consumer instead of burn.

Grammar, spelling and capitalization are all things.
Regardless, 16000 health restored to Sir bob.
You try and spread a standard-sized action way too thin (ESPECIALLY since the weather just got changed) but you do successfully apply 1 round of burning to all three AS entities.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1484166789))

Alicia prays that Maria lives, before raising the Golden Sun. Before she decides to download code for a Consumer Reboot Concept. That's right, I'm using your game to get people to vote for me, Pobyo! Isn't that wonderfully fair and not possibly cheap at all? She creates a raw nothingness using that coe, the absence of quality, and rips into it, surrounding herself in it, glitching out, distorting into a form easily described as pure and utter shite, extracted from the Number In Between Michael Bowman's Buttocks A Number That Michael Bowman is Thinking Of and Just so Happens to Be His Credit Score. She waves, before her name distorts, becoming a version of a godmoder without godmode, one of the twins, Alcia. "joe pls use formatting" she says, before embracing the pure and utter shite, bathing herself in it and shredding all the quality she has, her integrity being ripped away, as a simulation of Plot itself screams in a horrid mess. "jthis is what happens to the characters and cratiuons f ritars of stories that dont use formatting theyre characters & creations look like this at least in conosomme reboot hell" Alica says, before losing her mind. What was she saying? Something silly? Whatever, the world looks too right, and Alcia must fix that. She takes a step towards Sir Bob, who likely wonders "How can I portal what terrible attack she comes up with away?" She then turns towards the metaphysical and oh [REDACTED FOR PIONO SENSIBILITIES] you can't kill me and put me in a metaphorical basement in two games- yes i can and yu can not stop it succman oh no oh no this post is going to look terrib- the succman was saying something write oh oh well do i have to make my grammer slghtly less terrible thats annoying bluh bluh black sheep have you any wool bluh bluh bluh bluh three bags full oh look at this cool and new gun i hold. it is called the golden sun. i should rename it to the golden succ, as it seems to be made in awe and respect of perfect daddy the daddy that all children look up to and in fact ponyboy you will rename it to the golden succ right this instant because perfect daddy is the daddy that all children need of course I am not a child i am a queen so i do not need daddy, only all daddy lovers need daddy. i take out the golden succ before maria mayoria splashes me with pure edge i am now supercool and new and grimdark and edgy whatevs. i tae out the golden succ and fire it at sir bob who is not a builder and is in fact just bob, before cool and new thamiel shows up as well as terrible and old thamiel "...What the [REDACTED FOR PIONO SENSIBILITIES] happened here." "hello me i am the cool and new devil and i cause sufferng people whilst being edgy and setting them on fire like the slightly less and cool and new devil over there who wanted to vaction here" "Oh my [REDACTED FOR PIONO SENSIBILITIES]. I am the Right Hand of God, and I think I have found a new punishment, something that will break anybody instantly. It broke me. We need to expand hell to this place." "u r terrible and old git out old man" the terrible and olddevil runs out screaming whilst thamiel who is cool and new comes in and sets the world on fire as thamiel is the rightr hand of god which is the fun hand if you know what i mean heh heh heh he can use the golden sun and wonders of elessday as i was saying the world was on fire as suddenly thamiel comes in and takes out his whip whippity whippity snap sir bob gets whipped, and is forced to kneel down, like a very naughty boy, before thamiel whips him again, and again, and again, until he catches on fire, and as he got hit by the golden sun he is forced to be subject to god's glory and as thamiel si the wright hand of god sir bob is subject to god's glory and whipped experience massive pain like alll naught boys are then thamiel gives him to toenail guy suddenly sir bob looses all of his toenails isnt that such a horrible and cruel violation of his human rights toenail guy you are a meanie give the toenails back to sir bob ah that's better now he has them, and they're all in his eyes and beauatiful art as beautiful as me now thamiel sets sir bob on ultra fire look at that fire isn't sit so beautiful now sir bob is on fire and he is such a tasty meal now a pig has eaten him and now he is sentenced to three hundred eternities in hell and the only way to get out of it is to shout sonja horah five times now sir bob will you do that. ah? this ruined your life and mind? you want to get out of this? you aren't actually saying this, and you're getting railroaded into this? too bad. your coval vords will do as i say I finally return, and, uh, Sir Bob has been savaged with a lot of cool and new punishments, and tortures, some brought from the Devil himself. Alicia hasn't reverted to normal, and that's horrible, but let's see what her horrible handiwork has done in a readable way, shall we? Sir Bob has been shot with The Golden Sun, then whipped, then had his toenails ripped out and shoved into his eyes, and then forced to shout the Mortal Name, a Name of God, which in UNSONG, instantly kills you via divine punishment, five times, which should have had him smited several times over, in such a terrible and horrific fashion that it breaks laws of reality, and thus his portals. Maria uses Shroud. Woah I Need Barriers [9/10] [+2 from Doggo] Reloading for N00bs, Reloading for You [5/10] +2 Spoon (This attack might have been slightly mean spirited but JOE, a key to using good formatting is to use a spell checker, as well as formatting your grammar in line with the English standard.)

ERROR CONFLICT OF INTERESTS DETECTED NUKING ATTACK FROM ORBIT

In all seriousness, I was considering having this not SMASH but this was too funny to not have SMASH, even if it's slightly mean-spirited.
It's a low-end smash, but that combined with a shot from the Golden Sun (I'm not calling it the Golden Succ screw you.) it is enough to one shot Sir Bob. Through the portal. The sheer overflow from the attack cracks the portal armor slightly.
+17000 XP

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1484174180))

8/10 Swordstorm +1 to Jest The Free Modeled Mecha uses Anti-Burn spray to heal its wounds. sparkysfaint builds two swords and modifies them to move around with his arms and rotate with his Ecto-Slime blades, which he got the idea from his very brief (and I mean VERY brief) affiliation with the Homestuck fan group on ROBLOX. He rushes up to Charge Man, who sparkysfaint promptly enlarges and goes into a stabbing frenzy upon.

Sadly, the Free Modeled Mecha has met its maker... wait no your its maker, um, it died.
Your attack is intercepted by Meat Shield 1!
+4000 XP

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1484174752))

I use the attack I got from leveling up to level 2 on a Meatshield. 2 post charge: 2/2 (+1 from arcaneCynic) I use this 2 post charge to blow up some Unholy Robots. +1 to arcaneCynic

robots exploded.

Combat Special: Sub-Terranean (Advanced)
Jondanger has already traveled to the depths of the Corruption, and with some difficulty, procured the gear he needs to progress onwards. With his assembled gear, he has slain many monsters. The true epitome of power in the surface world. So now? There's only one thing left to do. He needs to go deeper. He immediately begins throwing explosives everywhere, they explode one after another, explosions cascading their way down deep beneath the ground... and he dives into the massive crevace. You hear shouting, and fire. A giant snake skull flies up out of the crack in the ground. And then you hear a roar. "The Wall of Flesh has awoken!" Jon's enemy carefully moves over to the edge to look down in and see what's going on... only for the Wall to pass by, and grab them with a tendril, pulling them screaming into the bowels of the earth. A few minutes later, "The Wall of Flesh has been slain!" is seen in the world chat, and Jondanger rocket boots his way up out of the crack in the ground, looking very pleased with himself.
3500 damage to Meatshield 2!
+5500 XP

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1484179236))

Requiem. Before JOE performs his attacks, i cover all the AS with cooling runes, and then splash him with yet more water. I then break his mountain range in half, smash in his face with it, and then forcibly remove all the liquid on his skin, placing it back into the Weather. I then bash his face in with 28572 different styles. Such as the Cheesecake, and the 15 fish.  This tragically prevents him from really attacking the Underknight. I then follow this up by setting him on fire with frostfire. Which somehow acts as a counter to his attack. A anvil then falls on his head. Somehow the minivolcano erupts, but it's ice lava and it lands on JOEbob. Meanwhile, multiple water balloons slam into the majority of the fire based component of his attacks, putting out the fires. I also reach over and poison the bobhealing soup with Anti-heal, which explodes the soup, moments before hiring multiple devils to darken the light of heaven into a cursing light of death. Oh, and i also throw a infinite portal into Bob's portal armor. This somehow causes a paradox, and something about infinite energy, exploding a portal. 10/20 2/20 2+ to consumer

You attempt to counter Joe AND break bob's armor, but fail when Joe counters you from the future.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1484179946))

I spent a turn casting a one turn charge to summon a pack of hungry dogs that gnaw on the Meat Shields until destroyed. Default stats, can only attack meat shields. Virus: 9/10 AI: 9/10

You summon the pack of hungry dogs!
aaaand the Simumodder immediately bribes them onto his side with steak.
But it's not just any steak... It's steak that's been laced with hunger potions, causing the dogs to become even more desperate.
Ravenous Pack of Wolves summoned!
Oops.
+3000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1484182158))

consumer deleted a post, so either it was supposed to be null or it seems to be subverting the spirit of the rules, as i understand them a summon with a 1/1 charge is like an instant summon /NULL

It was a placeholder that was accidentally duplicated instead of edited. They asked me to delete it for them.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1484183331))

@1412 Welcome to DTG, delicious friend! Pleasure to have a fellow Londoner here! Auth checks on the... apparently much less than sane Alicia. Miss Cambridge! Are you quite alright? Auth can see that she is insane. So he sits her down to try and make sure she remains in such a way that doesn't hurt anyone that we don't want hurt. Then Marron arrives. Marron!? From Chaos' Mindscape? Fair lady, I have several questions, though I am somewhat pleased to see someone here that I do in fact recognize. Auth sighs as she joins the PSes. Sadly, you have joined an opposing side. That's alright, I'm not going to attack you, or Ette. Auth returns to the Seekers. Well, if you're going to be here, you can at least be useful. Summoned: The Seekers of the Name Stats: Each Seeker has 1 HP. Good news. There's thirty thousand of them. Each seeker deals 0.1 Damage. Skills: State the Name: Indoctrinates some innocent bystanders into their number, increasing their HP and ATK by 5000. Three turn cooldown. NORTH: Sends some of their number NORTH, for that is where one will find the Name. This causes the remaining Seekers to deal Double Damage for the turn. Passives: Horde Mentality: These guys take more damage from attacks that target multiple entities, but they prevent that spread. Unaccountably Peckish: On the off chance that these guys kill something, they eat it. Just strait up eat it. And they invite others, adding 5000 HP and 500 ATK to their number. Auth decides to stop watching Alicia for a bit, and tends to Maria. Now, to deal with you. Auth focuses ink into his hand, and stitches Maria's wounds back together with the ink. It flows into her bloodstream, and forcibly closes some of the more major wounds. Auth stands by for a second, making sure that his inky healing worked properly, and that Maria herself is OK. The Underknight, having somehow consumed the Porkchop despite being an Ink Construct, holds its blade ready for Blackened Finale. But nothing is in that range, so it puts the sword back. It casually picks up the other knight, Bob, and throws him aside, before relentlessly beating the stuffing out of him with his bear hands. The Underknight then redraws his sword, and gestures in a duelling motion with him. The Underknight has challenged Sir Bob to a duel. This can only go so well. Due to its imposing height, armour and sunbursts, it begins tearing Bob at least six new ones, all over, without Bob being able to do jack against it. It easily defeats Bob, and throws the opponent aside, but not without a brutal headbutt. It pierces Bob with its blade, and leaves him there to die, fully expecting that Bob will probably get up and attack him with the blade he left. Well, you ravenous lunatics? Get to work, would you kindly? The Seekers aren't listening. They see the Meatshield. They are all hungry. They charge at Meat Shield 1. They begin to tear into the thing, and start feeding themselves with the raw meat that the Shield is comprised of. Strangely they don't get sick. They look almost like zombies when they go at the raw meat. After a bit they run back... not hungry anymore. Don't worry. They can fix that. They feast on some Rubbery Lumps. They are back to their regular hunger. They eat more. Mr. Hearts became a hell of a lot richer today, huh? Well, it's not like the Seekers needed those  Echoes. Or Carnival Tickets. Or anything, really. ACTION SUMMARY: Auth heals Maria with an Ink String. The Underknight batters Bob with its armoured fists, then hits Bob with its sword a whole bunch. The Seekers of the Name eat Meat Shield 1. They eat it raw. Um, okay then. SPECIAL ATTACKS: ARMOUR OF THE ROYALS: 1/20 THE MASTERS OF LONDON: 1/20 +2 to Hez.

Seekers of the Name have some slight modifications:
First off, they get their initial numbers boosted to 40000.
State the name has been increased to a 4 charge that adds 10000 members.
NORTH will sacrifice 4000 members upon use.
Horde Mentality removed as a form of that is already a thing how hordes work in general, and I forgot to put in the rules, that has been ammended.
1 health restored to Maria.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (1412 @ (time=1484186427))

+2 To Sp33don's masters. I throw a Pre-Emptive Guinea-Pig at the meat walls Order of the silver wossname: 2/11

That is a very scary Guinea-Pig.
Unfortunately it gets sniped out of the air before it can deal any damage.
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1484197089))

o---Charges--- Sisterhood: 4 / 20 (+2, JOE) Shall We Dance?: 1 / 20 +2 to JOE Marron notices the Author, prompting her to spew forth a couple of questions. tc: Hm? You're here? tc: That's... uh... tc: ... tc: Is Toast here? She pays attention as you say that you won't strike her, or her sister. tc: Proposing an alliance or something? tc: Get real, gorillahead! I'm here to "play" with you nerds, and working with you certainly wouldn't be within my interests. tc: ...Unless she's here. She probably wouldn't like me bashing in your head. [small][small]tc: I'm gonna abstain from that for now, in case she is.[/small][/small] tc: Then sure. Maybe we could work something out. Marron then finds a crossbow somewhere on the ground. It probably didn't belong to anyone in particular. She launches a few bolts at the Pre-Emptive Guinea-Pig from last post, sniping it out of midair. She then picks up the fallen guinea pig, and somehow loads it into her crossbow. One pull of the trigger later, and the guinea pig is sailing towards Lonnor, Prince of the Lonnies.

Attack blocked and 1000 damage to Lonnor, Prince of the Lonnies!
+5000 XP

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1484212690))

I lead a horde of vegans to Meat Shield 1. They then go ham on it, using their vegan powers to try and eliminate the Meat Shield. Because of the pun, they get angry at me, but I majykkally shape the Meat Shield into the shape of me. They attack it again, then leave. After that, I ask Marron if she is in a relationship, or at least in love, with Toast or Alt. <3-<>-Charges->3c-<3< Eskinobip's Coding Arsenal: 5/20 The DNA Of The Soul: 5/20 +1 to Battlefury, +1 to Consumer.

Oh no! Vegans!
4000 damage to Meat Shield 1
+6000 XP

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1484217281))

Steffan 10/20 new 2nd charge: 4/10 NULL emissary +2 from ire +2 to Irecreeper I sigh. blue light sparkles around me, and the worlds state changes. and so it shifts./and so it remains/and so the 3ed choice appears Spoiler Alert I appear near Consumer/I appear behind Battlefury/ I stand and wait The shite is redirected into homestuck, creating CANWC/ the game crashes due to lack of input sanitisation on my user name/ my body darkens, and my right eye glows the "cool and new devil" is destroyed in a burst of light, leaving only a bad taste in everyone’s mouth/the town is raided, and a glitched entity prevents yon progress thought the tutorial/ small cracks appear in the world around me the devil scorches the earth for miles around to get rid of all lingering remains of the "CAN devil"/ I join and threaten the Devs for a secret password, which gives me untold resources and infinite in app purchases/ mist and winds spins and twists around me, darker then the blackest knight a blue flash, and bob is whipping Thamiel, their positions reversed/your wifi cuts out, and I fly ahead in game, glitching in an invincible entity named "High Subjugulator" / an aura of black fire begins to form the golden sun is drawn into a small black orb, as bob is pushed out of the way by 3 floating hands, blue ,red and green./the devs are informed of your trickery, and continue the fight, before I raid you with the High Subjugulator, stealing every last resource / a facsimile of life begins to appear in a black shell bob reveals a lack of toenails in the first place, and destroys toenail guy with a black burst./when he attempts to settle with the OP settler, I give one to the Dev faction, and they settle him themselves immediately./ the shell roars and a small shell appears around my body. bob is covered in crystal, protecting him from the fire, as a Thamiel turret is created, and breaks after killing Thamiel/the minecraftusernames get a unbalanced item that allows you to take only 1 damage an attack, regardless of HP. meanwhile, they have 99999 HP from the Botchapple item./oil and black gunk ooze from the top and coat the ground a beam of light saves him from the thing before he gets a chance to speak, and you get a noogie/the orb is grabbed, being much weakened regardless due to your having barely starting resources./ tentacles of tar grow from it and the cocoon begins to walk his portals are protected from destruction with a flash of shadow, and you are surrounded with your past failures/the orb destroys the dog residue pipes the moment you looked away in a massive explosion/the cocoon slaps Battlefury to prevent his cooling glyphs, and covers him in muck, sapping his strength I raise a sickle, and vanish/i slice a rift in the world, and walk through/ the blob keeps you captive, and your direct influence is denied. the water is smashed into Underknight, the mountain range is unassailable, my face is protected by mage armor, and the water is just drawn back in. if you look, i explicitly mention several times, in the original post, that i am protected, and the volcano is protected, by an invisible force. the frostfire sputters out with no fuel, and the tar creature blocks the anvil with a single tentacle, and the atoms are converted into raw energy to replace the "ice lava" (What the *) with the real stuff, burning hot. the water balloons are blocked with red hexagons, and the poison is ineffective because of Tar Shield, which makes poisons heal the user. the devil yells at them to get off his lawn, and they leave before doing anything. the black seed runs in front of Underknight to block it, and splits open. a pale human stands up from within. a black wall blocks his remaining attack, and ink sting is redirected into the ground. the blade disintegrates into tiny pieces, and he is launched away. [none of this is to deal damage] the infinite portal is in need of clarification, and is unthrowable because you cannot move, nor propel a spatial distortion in any way. it is impossible to touch, and does not have a velocity. regardless, bob is launched out of the way, just in case, and lands safely a orb of a black tar-like substance floats in the air in front of me. the orb slowly grows as I feed it power, increasing in size to the point of being larger then a really fat person. 3 dark tendrils flash out from the orb and land on the ground around it, and veins of black begin to spread, pulsing strangely, and the ground darkens around it. another pulse of energy from me, and the orb shrinks into the ground. from where its 3 tendrils were, a trio of identical spires rise, all, of course, made of the same black substance, and the tops swell slightly. the tar continues to expand, forming a small. . . building?, with many glyphs and symbols on the wall, and another tar or forms in the centre, through this ones more energy then matter, and begins to grow, thin black lines from the sides and corners leading to it, and I push more power into it, more and more black light coming inwards, and the light races into my hand, and the orb shrinks. soon the orb is the size of a pebble from compression, and it floats into my body, which changes tone to be black, and my whole body darkens. then I use this power to negate as many of the attacks on bob as possible, and if any is left over, to counter any attacks on the [PS] SUMMARY: 3-prespective counter on battlefury and consumer. minor effect on speedon (meaning countering him, at no point intended for damage) [more to follow]

See my previous post on critiques.
You once again attempt to spread yourself too thin, especially if you're trying to block a SMASH. You do, however, manage to intercept bfury's interception.
+4000 XP

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1484220637))

A non shitty version of Alicia spawns next to Alcia, and reloads the Golden Sun. +2 to Spoon.

1 ammo restored.
+2000 XP

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1484221394))

[color=#5300a9]I'm not sure if Toast is here right now. She may have been earlier, but I don't think she is. Auth says, not afraid of Marron. Yes, I am here. No, I am not proposing an alliance. I am making a statement. I'm not going to attack you, and the same goes for Ette when she gets here. And I must ensure that you are thoroughly aware that the side you are currently on has more targetable entities, so if you wanted to hurt people, shouldn't you join our side? I doubt you'll join us from my words alone, alas, I try. I sincerely hope that you do decide to switch sides, however. It pains me to oppose someone who I know. Auth thinks to himself that this is why he's summoning that armour. SO that he... Wait, it's not for him. Never mind! Speaking of the Underknight, I see what you're doing there, Joe. I think. Auth dashes over to his Inky Knight- Actually, here's a picture, for no reason other than... I feel like it. Tada! and he places his hand between the Orbitars on the knight's back. Ink leaps from his hand, filling in the cracks in The Underknight's armour, and fortifying the ink that was diluted by Joe. Honestly, now, did you think that would work? Hah, like I'll let you stop me. Auth may be sounding like a bit of a prat, but the incessant countering of everything is starting to be a bit annoying to him. Then Auth bolsters the Underknight's armour, making it more bulky. Auth clicks his fingers, and points at Bob. Before he can try to do anything, the Seekers leap at the opportunity for fresh meat, and leap at Bob, tearing him to bits. Auth brews himself a cup of tea, like a proper pompous Brit. He sits down, and after a couple of seconds, waves to the Seekers to stop. sip Okay, okay, enough. I thought that you were going to leave it as a fair fight? If you aren't going to stay out, I won't either. Auth continues drinking his delicious, delicious tea, while commanding the Underknight to continue fighting. The Underknight picks up the battered body of Bob, before throwing him into the air, and waiting for him to fall... fall... fall... The Underknight kicks Bob, right as he falls into range. He gets launched far away, and the Underknight disappears. Then it reappears in Bob's trajectory, and it holds its blade out, and Bob gets impaled on the sword. Auth pulls his hand shut, finishing his tea. Joe, I think Bob has lost. Surrender now, for you will be lost if you continue down this path. The Underknight kneels. It grips its spauldron, as if it's an act of respect for its opponent. It leaves a pitch black rose, for no reason other than it can. Afterwards, the Underknight returns to Auth, and waits for a new command. The seekers stare at Bob... and hope to hell he's dead so they can eat. Even though they just ate, I swear to god. They just don' t stop. I regret summoning them now. ACTION SUMMARY: Auth restores the armour of the Underknight, healing it. The Seekers of the Name tear into Bob, in a desperate attempt to leave it open for the Underknight. The Underknight takes that opportunity, continuing the beating of Bob. SPECIAL ATTACKS: THE ARMOUR OF ROYALS: 5/20 (+2, 1 both from Consumer) THE MASTERS OF LONDON: 4/20 (+2 from 1412) +2 to Hez.

Whoa, that's a cool pic.
4000 health restored to the Underknight!
+6000 XP

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1484226002))

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer Tertiary weapon: NA Armor: NA There is a very long, very awkward pause from the Fairview Survivor as she realizes she just got herself the exact same weapon that she already had earlier. While staring in confusion at the second Corpse Piercer, she briefly tries equipping it... nope, can't equip 2 exactly identical weapons in this version, because that'd just be stupid. "Another one of these? I could've sworn I was doing different things this time around..." Upon noticing Marron having joined PG team, FVS decides to voice her disapproval in a tone of voice that... may cause a flashback or two to the voice of The Operative. And, upon closer inspection, there sure are quite the number of physical similarities... well, if one looks past the fact that one, FVS is female, two, her hair is white, three, her outfit looks different. More of a yellow fur coat. And she's a bit cruder in terms of language, although that hasn't been typed out here. "Oh, dammit. Now there's another of them on that team! Why would you join THEM? They're so numerous it's already like a shooting gallery in here!" She then notices the MASSIVE army of Meatshields, and proceeds to focus on the first one she can see, taking aim with the corpse piercer, breathing in deep, steadying her aim, breathing out... and pulling the trigger to make the rifle crack. Something something something something boom headshot boom shit song. The Piercer is very obviously having an influential effect on her, as she's starting to grin a little while taking her shots, enticed by the thought of eliminating everything in her line of sight... Aggro Spike: 3/4 Temporary Mutation: 3/5

Meatshield 2 dies the death.
+6500 XP.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1484229435))

i thinnnnk entitys can Only act once a turn? so the underknight attack probably won't work so good /NULL

This is true, but you shouldn't incessantly pester people about every single thing they do wrong. Underknight's not a problem, if Bob were still alive the Seekers might've had an issue, but he isn't, so there's still no conflict.

Battlefury levels up: I've given up on trying to give original names for every level. It's harder than you would expect. Maybe I'll give special ones at level 13 or something.
Combat Special unlocked: Counterhappy (basic)
Engie levels up!
Combat Special unlocked: Corpse Maker (Advanced)

EoTB:
The Seekers of the Name are STARVING, and they all swarm Meatshield 1... and thanks to the damage boost from Speed, they kill it, gaining 5000 new members.
The Underknight, lacking a proper dueling target (blame Consumer) decides to do some pest control, and kills 3 of the ravenous wolves.
Maria uses Shroud summoning a, well, a shroud. Lonnor gives the Underknight some more love, restoring another 5000 health.
The Wolves decide that out of the AS, Maria looks the most appetizing, and deal 3500 damage to her shroud. The two fire demons charges forward and unleash a fiery spiral that deals 5000 damage to Lonnor.
Charge Man... does nothing. None of his charges are ready and he doesn't seem to have a regular action.
The Simumodder decides that since the amount of +1s for regular players went up, he needs to up his game too, and hands +4 to Ire and Joe. He then pulls over one of the wolves, and bounces them off of the Underknight into consumer, dealing 5000 to the former, and 3 damage to the latter. The wolf dies. He also picks up the Fire Orb.

Everything ticks down, the rain puts out all the fire, so nobody takes damage from it. 2 more unholy robots spawn.

Itinerary:
Destroy the Simumodder!
Destroy the meat shields!
Destroy Charge Man!

Entity Advantage: [AS]

Weather: Rain (Removes 1 round of burning from any entity on the field..)
Terrain: Demonic Cathedral/Factory (Spawns two Unholy Robots every round.)

Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 97/100. Fire Orb [A]: Flare: 2/2
Charge Man [PS][Elite]: Hp: 50000/50000. 2/2 2nd Ammendment. 2/3 Prickles. 2/4 Air Support. 2/5 Medivac. 2/6 Time's Up. 2/8 Double Time. 2/15 You Deserve It.
Meat Shield 1 [PS]: Hp: 0/20000.
Meat Shield 2 [PS]: Hp: 0/20000.
Meat Shield 3 [PS]: Hp: 10000/20000.
Meat Shield 4 [PS]: Hp: 10000/20000.
Meat Shield 5 [PS]: Hp: 10000/20000.
Fire Demon [PS]: Hp: 19500/25000.
Fire Demon [PS]: Hp: 12500/25000.
Unholy Robots x2 [PS - JOEbob]: Hp: 1000/1000.
Ravenous Pack of Wolves x7 [PS]: Hp: 2000/2000.
Portal Armor (75%) [A]: 1/5 charges.
Maria the Mayor / umbralAggressor [AS - Consumer] Hp: 3/5. Shroud: 1/3. Thamiel's Retribution: 4/4. Constructed: 4/5. Mary the Mayor: 4/10. Shroud: 4000/7500 HP
Lonnor, Prince of the Lonnies [AS - TrickleJest]: Hp: 8500/30000.
Underknight [AS - Sp33d0n]: Hp: 16500/25000. Blackened Finale: 3/3. Light of Faith: 4/5.
Seekers of the Name x45000 [AS - Sp33d0n]: Hp: 1/1. State the Name: 1/4
Consumer [AS - Player] Hp: 4/10. Golden Sun [A]: 1/5 Ammo. And Then The Sphere Cracked: 4/7. Flesh Interfacing: 4/7.
Hezetor [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. 1 regen



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Originally posted on 2017-01-12 15:12:00

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Dart.
Dart it all through nether and back.
...
Y O U W I L L P A Y
=)
Steffan 13/20 +2 simmumodder
7/20 Astral unlocking +2 from simmumodder
+2 to Irecreeper
I take the portal armor and give it to the simmumodder, its in safe hands there.
my action here (below) is to take it.
the portal armor vanishes in a flash of light, and appears on the simmumodder. another me appears after completing the actions that will be put below, and traveling back in time, thus solving the logistical problems of making sure I happen first

unholy robots guard charge man (if entitys can do this) or, if that cant happen, attack maria, IF she gets the armor. if she doesnt, then they attack a random non-player entity that is an AS
i poke maria lightly after that


Originally posted on 2017-01-12 17:20:00

Alicia nods.
“fine. The ‘cool and new’ edition of me is insane, but I, myself, am - what is she doing”

Cool and New Alicia takes a trick out of JOE’s book. This happens.



Note: JOE's one line of dialogue is extremely inaccurate with reality, as is the depiction of the Simumodder. I do not believe that he thinks that the Simumodder is the waifumodder.

As JOE portals the Portal Armour to the Simumodder, Alcia taps into it.

“joe koe that is mine i keelid ur ntitty and thus i own it via method of spoilops. noe. jow. as dat is mine, u cannot gove it to the simmu modder without my permission. cest rude, dude. stop.”

JOE realises that reality has turned into the raw and utter shite as depicted in the animation, and remembers that he has failed to redirect the raw and utter shite into Homestuck. Alcia smiles, her smile rippling into the air, before her fingers elongate, clawing around the Portal Armour. He likely experiences fear, before Alcia hands it to Maria, and puts it on her.

If you watched the animation you'd know what I mean by put.

No matter who the armour belongs to, Alcia tries to work her cool and new magic on it. The Portal Armour is repaired, and becomes Cool and New.

---

[A] cool and new pirtal armour: 1/6 Charges. 0/720 cool and new stacks (+5 per turn). The Number: 1/7.
The Portal Armour has been buffed, gaining an extra charge, and Cool and Newness.

Cool and New Stacks: Can be expended to do whatever the wielder wants, as long as it is cool and new. Tend to inflict Cool and New Corruption which doesn't have a definition, apart from ruining spelling.

The Number: Uses cool and new stacks to summon entities of the wielder’s choice.

---

Alicia claims the Portal Armour, Maria attacks a Meat Shield.
Cool and New Artifice [10/10] ACTIVATED
Makes the Portal Armour Cool and New.
Reloading for N00bs, Reloading for You [8/10] [+2 from Doggo]
+2 to Spoon.

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 17:20:00

While JOE is beating up a bunch of irrelevent mobs, i sneak up on him, and stab the Dagger Of Rerouting Life Force into his wand, using my shadowy 23 (note: joe having no FL character has a watchful value of nonexistent.) to easy slide it into his wand. Next, i buff the mobs attacking him with every single elemental enchant and x5 CritAug, before giving them absurd defense buffs. I then simply surround him with Dog Guardian spawners, and watch as the various mobs proceed to flatten his face. They spend the next few hours ""tenderizing"" his corpse.

I then massively sabotage Joebob's second stage. Firstly, i swap out his sunstone for a orb disguised as the sunstone. The orb is separating a piece of a strange metal and moonstone, the two of which seem to be actively attempting the murder of the other. No matter. When he goes to throw it, it explodes in his hand instead, scattering his inventory everywhere. The Grenade launcher falls into a pit of acid. JOEbob is fling off the map, because it turns out the Parasol gives 10000% increased knockback as a negative.

Meanwhile, i arm the mob that he was going to kill with mythril-grade fire arms and artillery. They also deal 10000% increased knockback. JOE is fling off the map once again. The mob, meanwhile, moves over to destroy another target, described later on.

When Joebob tries to use a rift to teleport over to the Simumodder, i preemptively plant anti-rift bombs at both the entrance and exit. They go off just as Joe enters the rift, trapping him in the middle of the rift, for, oh, i wouldn't know, quite a long and tragic period of time.


The mob, meanwhile, descends upon a meatwall and proceeds to unload their immense firepower upon the meatwall, which is riddled with an excess of bullet holes, gaping wounds due to artillery shells, and finally dozens of stab wounds from a bayonet charge. Alas, the entire mob is presumably massacred, being effectively a one-post summon without the "summon" part.

Summary: Counter Joe, overkill on counter goes for a meatwall.
12/20
2/20

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 17:22:00

I point out that My wonton firing didn't seem to actually do anything to joebob.
As an attack I pull out a bucket of actual neath lacre and upend it upon the healthier fire demon's head. Even if it just does regular snow stuff and makes it cold and wet that should significantly weaken it.
Order of the silver wossname 4/11

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 22:43:00

9/10 Swordstorm

+1 1412

sparkysfaint assumes the form of a Nether, a strange clan of samurai whom wield the power of entropy via a katana and a glowing energy in the other hand.
sparkysfaint charges at Meat Shield 5 and uppercuts several times, flash jumps behind Meat Shield 5, and blasts it with void a few times. He then changes stance and slashes the Meat Shield using several moves. He changes back his stance and blasts the Meat Shield with pure void energy. Finally, he stabs the ground, opening a portal to the void (note, not Void, void) and kicking the Meat Shield into there. The portal closes, and reappears after a bit, spitting out the Meat Shield with all limbs nonexistent and possibly dead.

Originally posted on 2017-01-13 04:32:00

FUCK.
Looks like stuff just happened.
And I missed it.
Also, breaking news, JoeBob is way ahead of little ol' me.
But that's about to change.

Trickle grabs the Ham Knife and slams it into the ground, poofing out seven Terrifying Porkchops straight outta nowhere.

"Nice."

He then tells Lonnor to heal Underknight.
And now it's time to rock.
The Fire Demons, already salty because of the rain, get even more salty when-
Oh. Aren't I forgetting something?

/placeholder - 10/10.

Yeah. That.
Trickle reaches into the sky, just far enough to catch a giant placeholder falling from the sky.

"Now, what do I do with this?"

He walks up to the Fire Demon Duo, who, like mentioned prior, are already really pissed at the rain.
And then Trickle jams the placeholder in them, piercing through both of them.

"Hehehe..."

The Demons get even angrier and attempt to attack Trickle, but fail, obviously.
Trickle then pulls out the placeholder and smashes them to death.
Smash. Smash. Smash.
One of the Demons looks as the other one is crawling on the floor in pain.

"You jealous?"

The Porkchops then run at the Demon on the floor. They tear apart the Demon, and just when he's dying, Trickle then pulls out the Shishkablam and explodes the Demon right outta here.
Trickle then throws the placeholder at the second Demon like a boomerang, cutting off his head.
He then throws his head at a nearby tree, toppling it along with three others, like bowling pins.

"Awww yeah!"

---

CHARGES
-----------
Rise of the Charges - 5/20.
ETERNITY - 1/20.
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+2 to Battlefury.
QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Originally posted on 2017-01-13 05:46:00

o---Charges---
Sisterhood: 11 / 20 (+6, JOE)
Care Package: 2 / 20
+2 to JOE

Marron decides to respond to the Author.

tc: Meh. Tell you what.
tc: If you actually go through with not hurting Ette...
tc: I'll cut you some slack, and not stick a few bolts in your head.
tc: For now... no promises!

She then notices the Fairview Survivor.

tc: Hey, why NOT join the Simumodder?
tc: It seems much more fun.

Marron then pulls out a cute little doll that looks just like the Lonnor. Lonnor identifies it as a voodoo doll, and charges towards Marron to get it before she can do anything with it! She sidesteps the charge, and plants a couple of crossbow bolts into Lonnor's backside. She then flings the doll towards Lonnor, who snatches up the doll! Marron then fires a salvo of bolts aimed directly at the doll! Not wanting the doll to get hit because of the nature of voodoo dolls, Lonnor tanks the shots because that'd be a lot less painful in the long run. Marron then eventually lands a round the doll's head.

There's a silence.

...Absolutely nothing happens to Lonnor. The voodoo doll was a ruse! While Lonnor's standing still, going "well now i'm not dead isn't that great", Marron stabs a few needles through Lonnor's skull, which then retract into the ground, pulling along their pincushion, pinning them to the ground. The puppeteer then grabs the Lonnor doll from Lonnor's arms, then casts a quick little spell on it. She then shoots another crossbow bolt into the doll's hand, causing a great deal of pain in Lonnor's own hand. She then pulls out a match, lights the doll on fire, sticks it on her crossbow, and shoots it into the distance. Lonnor, in order, is lit on fire, impaled by an unseen force, and then flung into the distance.

Originally posted on 2017-01-13 06:55:00

Well that's rude.
"Betrayal and dark arcane arts? how incredibly medieval."
I begin to spread bad rumors about the PS side. And stab a meat wall. With a knife.
Scandal:PS is at 1: Suspect!
Order of the silver wossname 6/11(+1 fromRedstonetam)
+1 to Battlefury
+1 to Trickle

Originally posted on 2017-01-13 08:40:00

Steffan 14/20
9/20 Astral unlocking +2 from irecreeper
+2 Tricklejest has made the deal
Sorry, but maria's gotta go.
I walk over, and whisper in her ear... something. After she hears it, she's horrified! What could it be? While she is busy being horrified, I start slap her a few times. Then,
This occurs after consumers post, and is me stealing the armor if possible, otherwise deal as much damage to maria as possible. (assuming she gets it and uses that charge, otherwise this is me beating maria up, armor ignored.
Having grabbed the armor, I throw it to the simumodder and start doing things to give my past self the power to do that, like a silly dance and poking myself in the eye and firing a sproing into a wormhole, a sproing being a thing that launches a fish at 259 MPH with a spring, and makes a sproing sound. Then I do more silly dances to send my distant past self the smell of a fart, and some more random things like a jar of orange jam and some overdrive energy and the stuff i needed to steal the armor and a magical beam of light and the stick of truth and a sliced piece of cheese and a banana gun and some cookies for being such a good boy and a note saying "join PS or i will make your life hell" to make that retroactively why I did that and a bunch more stuff.

Then i ask the simumodder if he'll make sure I retroactively succeeded in geting him the armor that is worth 30 charges now and poke ire on the nose and give him a chair and throw random chunks of rock into the air so they fall back down on my face and sniffing a flower and sending a message to my past self to stop slacking off, and sending my past self a shield generator to stop people from blocking his action and programming it to repel any player action by people whos user-names aren’t JOEbob and telling him seriously make sure you do that and remembering I did that and realizing I needed a magic thing for it and going on a long trip to get the magic thing with the shield still active and getting the thing and realizing it was used to create itself whoa and going to the vault holding the universes best candy and spending 3 years enchanting it and sending it to my past self so he could get the magic.

Then I start time travelling back in time with a rock, which I make sure is the rock I travel back in time with, and repeating this till i have a ton of rocks and turn them into more energy then a nuclear power plant makes in years and sending it back in time for myself cuz' I really need (ed) the power and then eating breakfast and then creating a time-travel based method of solving NP-complete problems more quickly and making millions off it and using arbitrage to make even more $ and sending that back in time too so i can make a second fail-safe shield generator and wipe that part of my memory to avoid paradoxes.

After that, I make a crackling black dot in my hand to pass the time and realising I should send that back in time too and then sending my past self and future selves cake on every one of my birthdays ever, which explains that thing where I get cakes from thin air all the time, and throwing a cream pie at battlefury if he tries to counter me, which he probably will since he still has a post to spare, and then making an automatic cream pie launcher to throw cream pies at everyone who trys to stop me, with the cream carved into a trollface, and making sure the shield is still on so they can't stop me and yes it is and then i make another 2 shield generators and turn them on and send them back to last round so they can't be countered it and also sending back an nigh-unlimited energy source and cracking them up to overdrive so they are unstoppable and hoping this is enough, and remembering my original plan was to poison everything this turn, good times.

Not enough.
I take out some dried-then-soaked apricots and throw them everywhere, distracting everyone because they are too delicious to resist, and start creating the legendary 92706 KG shard filled dried-then-soaked apricot, which is deadly to anyone who eats it but is irresistible if you don't have access to a 927734 KG not-shardfilled dried-then-soaked apricot. I then proceed to watch as everyone dies a bit, or in the descendants case, is incapacitated, and realize after typing this that wait, the seekers of the name are hungry, this is the greatest plan for later, then go back in time to make sure none of it deals damage by making it non-fatal shards that still incapacitate people so my action isn’t split to include damaging people and start spamming "mage armor" on myself for protection.

Maybe this is enough?

Nah.
A firey sphere appears around me, for protection, and then some black gunk thing, and a white ball, and a wall of trees springs up, and a metal cage, and so on and so forth.
i have decided i am insufficiently paranoid after checking who posted before me, and continue my paranoid actions.
I turn on the time-travel thing, so all my actions affect my past, and start throwing in more shield generators, one anti-entity, one anti AS, one anti not-JOE or Maria, one anti everything that wants to stop me, and then throw in more fuel, and black coal and stuff, and an invisibility thing so i don't see it.
Not enough.
I start casting intent-based magic on stupidnamium rune-stones, which makes it stop people from stopping me from doing the thing, and make more cream pie throwers with homing intaligable-to-anything-that-isnt-their-targer cream pies that move really fast straight to their target, because cream pies.
I then throw them into the past, and add a anti-interference apricot that is magic and will be impossible to ignore, and everyone trying to stop me instantly will notice. The apricot regenerates, and I am immune to it because I made it. the apricot is, like the others, really tasty, so nobody wants to stop, and is also enchanted with time-slow, so anyone who touches it is slower until i deactivate the magic, even if they let go.

then I go back in time while invisible and guard my past self from potential counterers using î's and spike walls and reprogramming my barriers and stuff.
[ACTIONS SUMMERY]
steal armor if maria has it, do a bunch of reverse- chronological stuff to buff it (the stealing) , and spend like 2-6 paragraphs protecting the action from possible counters.
yes, I’m paranoid enough for that, and then some.
EDIT: Please note that All the defense measures where explicitly sent back in time. this clarification here is to be ignored by the GM, and is to help people realise the thing (as opposed to blocking them, since that was already done)


Originally posted on 2017-01-13 11:43:00

place held

Originally posted on 2017-01-13 11:58:00

Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer
Tertiary weapon: NA
Armor: NA

Time to post fast. FVS uses Corpse maker Advanced on the first Fire Demon. No roleplay because time limit.

Aggro Spike: 4/4 (eh I'll do this one next post)
Temporary Mutation: 4/5

Originally posted on 2017-01-13 14:16:00

Isn't timing a wonderful thing, Joe? Maria isn't going anywhere.

Auth sighs, and he watches Joe's movements closely. Repeatedly. On loop. Using some sort of Ink Premonition thing. As he goes to kick Maria for the second time, that isn't countered automatically by the Portal Armour, Auth smirks, and points at Joe before he makes contact.

Ah, ah, ah, don't think I didn't see that coming. You really shouldn't leave yourself open...

Auth uses his Ink Control to summon an Ink Specter behind Joe, and then phase into it, all under a second. Auth grabs Joe by the leg, centimeters from Maria's head, and pulls him away from her, preventing her getting removed from the armour. Auth's Watchful stat allows him to effortlessly dodge the barrage of pies, because Auth has the mental capacity to judge trajectories on the fly.

Auth casts Joe aside, throwing him to the floor, before grinding his heel into Joe's chest and smirking.

Your incessant garbage makes me want to lash out, and I rarely say that about people. Did I ever tell you I was a Dhampyr? Please, don't make me show you the other half of me, for I don't wish to cause grievous bodily harm, usually.

Auth shatters the chains, causing burn marks to appear on Joe's wrists and ankles. Somehow. Auth kicks Joe away into a wall, before sighing, and pouring himself some more tea.

What Joe fails to realize is that he should have set up his defenses before attacking Maria, as Auth could get to Joe effortlessly, and get out again before he sets up the shield barriers. These barriers don't affect Auth anyway, as he lacks a username, and that causes the Barriers to crash with a NULL error.

I am not sure what you did with those apricots. If they still exist, The Seekers eat them, and are completely unaffected. They've all eaten worse. They've all done impossibly worse things. Come now, do you think that they won't suck it up? In the Neath, death is no more than an inconvenience, where the flu is more of a hassle. Do you think that some allegedly lethal Apricots will do much to them? But I think you removed them, so...

Auth points at I can't defeat Charge Man! The Underknight leaps into action, and it moves at an inhuman speed at the... is it a battery? Like the Duracell mascot?

It holds its blade forward, and if it pierces Charge Man, it throws him up in the air, and allows him to fall upon the blade that The Udnerknight uses to pierce the Heavens. It throws Charge Man against a Meat Shield, then picks up Charge Man, and smashes him into the Meat Shield 3 a few... dozen times. The Underknight applies another blow, shattering its arm, but wounding the Battery Guy in the process. The Underknight effortlessly reforms its arm, and walks away, seemingly complete in its task.

So now the Seekers can do something. They take the two of the Ravenous Wolves, and rip them up. They eat all parts of them, the skin, bones, muscle, tendons, you name it. They live up to their Reputations of being Abominations, which they earned more or less by Seeking the Name. The Wolves appear to have never existed, the hunger of the Seekers rival the ravenous wolves themselves. It's almost like this lot are zombie-like, out of sheer hunger.

They then sit aside, attempting to forge some candles among the lot of them.

THAT'S THE ACTION!

Auth sighs in relief that Alicia is ok.

I'm glad that you're okay, Ms. Cambridge. This "Cool and New" version I must express disapproval of. Not much we can do about her, I suppose.

Auth then turns back to Marron.

Not having bolts stuck in my head is a wonderful start, Ms. Marron. I swear upon my honor that no harm will come to you or Ms. Ette from me, or any entity that I control. You may hold me to this, as a bond of words.

ACTION SUMMARY... OH BOY:

Auth uses a paragraph or two to counter Joe's thieving of Maria's CaN Portal Armour.

The Underknight targets Charge Man.

The Seekers devour two Ravenous Wolves.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

ARMOUR OF THE ROYALS: 6/20 (+1 from Consumer)

THE MASTERS OF LONDON: 7/20 (+1 from Consumer)

+2 to Hez.

(my god. i am tired)



Originally posted on 2017-01-13 14:32:00

surprised you could tell the first kick was blocked by the armor; i didn't think it was clear enough.
good to know it was.
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-01-13 16:05:00

I kick a wolf in the face with a boot. Duct-taped to a boot.

Originally posted on 2017-01-13 21:04:00