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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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+1 tricklejest, he doesnt seem to be trying to stop me, and posted.
6/10 blackmist 2/5 sir bob Spoiler Alert Originally posted on 2017-01-05 18:00:00 |
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Hezetor |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() Signore Supremo ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: In the Court of the Crimson King Status: N/A ![]() |
It appears that Hezetor can act again, apparently the illegally downloaded version that is in this simulation is not that stable.
He finally notices what Joebob has done to his magnificent work. What!? No one touches my cathedral! Hezetor, taking advantage of the exact moment when Joebob went into his own mind for ~82572 years, attacks him launching a full set of pots over his head at incredible speed, wait, not normal pots, but incredibly durable stainless steel pots, this clearly confuses him enough to forget to place the pedestal in the first place. Not only this, but the moment he summons his clone Hezetor moves slightly his hand and 10 spears of holy light appear from the floor of the cathedral impaling him immediately, rendering null his actions. He then raises his hands to the sky and starts chanting ancient words in a language, while on the floor a giant while magic circle appears, as he continues to chant the circle expands to cover the whole cathedral (yes we may be in San Francisco, but still inside a cathedral, this is clearly mandatory), when he finishes the circle fills the cathedral of light as many purifying runes appear and glow in the air, then as he starts to rhythmically beat an ancient staff on the floor the intensity of the light starts too increase, more and more, until the whole cathedral is bathed in holy light. When the light goes away everything is way holier than before, well not actually that much more if we are in San Francisco, if we are not, we probably are by now. --------- +1 to Speed 7/10 +1 from past!Consumer 4/10 Originally posted on 2017-01-05 21:19:00 -------------------- ...
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Emerald_Mann |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Virus: 6/10
AI:7/10 I run around screaming, before punting a Terrifying Porkchop into the pigs mouth, the sheer force of the kick driving the porkchop through the pigs body and out the other side. Then I find a convenient bucket of water that I dump on myself Originally posted on 2017-01-05 23:27:00 |
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Sp33d0n |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() The Eternal Author ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Castle on the Back of a Space Dragon Status: N/A ![]() |
ACTIVATED: CRUSADE OF THE LOST
The Author clenches his hand, and cautiously swings it forward, opening his hand afterwards. Ink leaps to the area in front of him, forming the shape of a valiant knight. Auth then clenches his fist again, and pulls his arm back. Detail is put into the knight's armour, gaps for a visor, a sheath on its hip, containing a sword, and decorations on the helmet. A gleaming red sigil appears on its chestplate. Meet the Underknight. Also known as me, but not. He can do everything I can, but with a more offensive twist. The Underknight kneels, before drawing its sword and points it silently at the Terror Pig. It inclines its head, before charging at the Terror Pig, dodge rolling like it's Dark Souls or something, and then stabs the Terror Pig in the hoof, before leaping up and stabbing it in the head, before rolling back away. Meanwhile, Auth laughs. Good sir, I think not. Ink is jettisoned from Auth, slamming into Joe with a whole tonne of force. The arena's going to change. You can not stop it without putting more effort in than that. Furthermore, I fail to see why you're attacking somebody who's not on the field. Do you mean Ms. Cambridge? Auth states, before slamming Joe into a few dozen walls, hopefully shattering the orb, but Auth just wants it do not hit the pedestal. Stats: THE UNDERKNIGHT: HP: 25k ATK: 4000 Skills: Blackened Finale: Instantly defeat an enemy at 20% HP or less. 1/3 Light of Faith: Restore 5000 HP to three random allies. 1/5 ACTION SUMMARY: The Underknight is summoned, and stabs up the Terror Pig. Meanwhile, Auth assists Hezetor in Nullifying Joe's action. SPECIAL ATTACKS: CRUSADE OF THE LOST: ACTIVATED SEEKERS OF THE NAME: READY (+1 from Hez) +1 to Trickle Originally posted on 2017-01-06 01:15:00 -------------------- They say that there's no rest for the wicked, until they close their eyes for good.
As someone wicked, fundamentally, I disagree. One may always repent. I may have done terrible things in the past. That's why I help this coward now. |
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Sparked |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() Wandering Goddess ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
7/10 Swordstorm
+1 Trickle The Free Modeled Mecha sprays itself with water, hopefully taking burn off itself or at least reducing the time it has it. sparkysfaint rains multiple free modeled swords on the Terror Pig, and then goes on to make a super annoying zombie to attack the Terror Pig, and removes it after the zombie bites the Terror Pig a bunch of times. Originally posted on 2017-01-06 05:46:00 -------------------- You are already dead.
Starlight Document: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NZl...dit?usp=sharing |
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pionoplayer |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() Weaver of Fates ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A ![]() |
Combat Special: WOOF (basic) Battlefury walks towards his enemy. Something seems off about him, he seems slightly... furrier than usual (whether or not that's possible varies, but bear with me). He walks up to them, and gets closer, closer, uncomfortably close... He utters a single word to them... "bork." And suddenly the ground rumbles. Bfury's oponent looks around in terror, and turns around to discover a swarm of small, white dogs bounding across the battlefield towards them. They scream in fear but start running too late, and are crushed underneath the overwhelming weight of DOG. 6 terrifying porkchops killed. +5000 XP
You attempt to give the Ninjaneer a fireproof suit but it burns up in the fire. You can't give a strong perk like that with a one-sentence action friendo. Regardless, orders submitted. +2000 XP
Combat Special: Snake In My Boot (basic) Sheriff Clint Cactus looks out across the battlefield. Of any townn he's been in, this is by far the roughest one. But daggum he's sheriff round these parts and darned if he ain't gonna instill some order here. His idle ruminations are interrupted by a strange feeling in his boot. It suddenly feels like there's something large in there with his foot... something... long and... Sheriff Clint Cactus pulls it off and throws it with a cry of "THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT" sending the boot and the rubber rattlesnake flying at high speed. Unfortunately (or fortunately I guess, depending on your point of view) there's something to stop it. Fortunately (or unfortunately) that happens to be one of the same darn ruffians that's been rustling up all the snakes. Clint Cactus walks, over, retrieves his boot, and smacks the perpetrator over the head with his boot, puts it back on, and walks off. 6 terrifying porkchops killed. +5000 XP
Having to have two artifacts in order for either to work is stupid, so I interpreted it as you summoning one artifact and then upgrading it. You kill the last porkchop. You sadly do not get a crit from it as you are not made of pork. You don't seem to need it though. Your chain of attacks vanquishes the TinCube, but sadly not the Ninjaneer, because bfury comes over and hits you over the head with a guitar instead. +7500 XP
You attempt to swirl up a massive amount of LSD to undo the first and retake the terrain and weather... And get JOEbob'd unsurprisingly enough. I don't think this post would've been enough to change them both so soon after their initial change anyways. Several changes were made to both the entity and gun, these were discussed over Discord. +4000 XP
Lonnor summoned. Unfortunately TinCube has bitten the dust, no healing can help him now... +4000 XP
You come up to Joe right after he finishes killing TinCube and smash the guitar over his head. Attack successfully blocked. +4000 XP
#PUUUUUNKS +2000 XP
#tricklemepink +2000 XP
Okay, in terms of sheer size your post is kind of impressive, and would even hit pseudo-longpost levels... The problem is its a mess. Captilization is inconsistent, formatting (or rather lack of it) makes it painful to read and there's typos EVERYWHERE. I don't even know if you were just trying to maintain the terrain and weather, or if there were supposed to be other effects thrown in there. You put enough effort into it to get it this long, but seriously, this thing is almost unreadable, I couldn't give you extra bonuses even if I wanted to because I'm not certain what this was supposed to accomplish. Anyways, the attempts to change the terrain/weather get JOEbob'd. +5000 XP
Unfortunately, although you put in much effort to attempt to restore your cathedral to its former glory... the terrain and weather were changed just last round so JOE has inertia on his side still. You are unsuccessful... +5000 XP
There are no Terrifying Porkchops so you settle for kicking the Terror Pig in the teeth. 3000 damage. Terrifying Porkchop summoned.
Oof, almost, but not quite. Joe, badly formatted as it may be, just drop several hundred words on something that the game was leaning towards already. The knight's stats look very good though! +5000 XP
I would say the Free Modeled Mecha could try that, except the weather means it would just immediately regain all of that time. 3000 damage to the Terror Pig, terrifying porkchop summoned! +5000 XP JOEbob levels up: "JOEmob" Combat Special acquired: Infernal Wrath (basic) Redstone levels up: "Dusty" Combat Special acquired: Free Model Mason (basic) EoTB: The first thing that happens is the Ninjaneer gives its sentry a good thwack, restoring it to full health. The next thing that happens is that Maria and the sentry team up and unleash a storm of death upon the porkchops, killing both of them. The Underknight charges forward into the Terror Pig, and with Speed's blessing, combo-strikes out of 6000 of its hitpoints! Terrifying porkchop summoned. The Free Modeled Mecha opens fire on the Terror Pig as well, dealing 2500 more damage, but summoning another Terrifying Porkchop. Lonnor, lacking a TinCube to heal, goes for the next best target: the Ninjaneer. 5000 health is restored (you better be heaving a sigh of relief right now jon.) It is then the PS's turn to break things. The terrifying porkchops, having all been slaughtered, have basically no firepower, and settle for dealing 1000 damage to the sentry. And then the Terror Pig eats them. The Terror Pig eats the porkchops, restoring 6000 health to itself, then squeals in anger and charges straight at the AS lines, upending Lonnor and the Underknight for 8000 damage each and dealing 1 damage to Maria, who counterattacks for 2000. The Fire demons opt to deal 2500 damage to the Free Modeled mecha and Ninjaneer. The Simumodder walks up to Maria, and waves kindly. She stares at him suspiciously, and doesn't realize that she's staring at a decoy Simumodder until she hears a click, and looks down to discover that the Golden Sun has been completely unloaded. Oops, who did that? Everything ticks down, everything catches on fire, JOE's bots die instantly and 2500 damage is administered to essentially everybody, except Maria, who only takes 1. Itinerary: Destroy the Simumodder! Kill the Terror Pig Keep the Porkchop population down. Fix the weather before all of your entities die at once. Entity Advantage: [AS] Weather: Firestorm (Every entity that has fewer than 3 rounds of burning has it set to that amount during upkeep.) Terrain: Infernal Cathedral/Factory (Spawns two Unholy Robots every round. Would be setting things on fire too but the firestorm does it first.) Simumodder [PS]: Hp: 98/100. JOEbob [PS - Player]: Hp: 10/10. Portal Armor [A]: 2/5 charges. Fire Orb [A]: Flare: 2/2 Terror Pig [PS][BOSS]: Hp: 45500/150000. It's Hamnight!: 2/4. Burning 7 rounds. Fire Demons x2 [PS]: Hp: 25000/25000. Ninjaneer [AS - jondanger]: Hp: 2000/25000. Skip a Bunch of Steps: 3/3. Burning 3 rounds. Level 2 Sentry [AS - jondanger]: Hp: 500/4000. Burning 3 round. Free Modeled Mecha [AS - Redstone]: Hp: 7500/25000. Burning 3 round. Maria the Mayor / umbralAggressor [AS - Consumer] Hp: 3/5. Shroud: 1/3. Thamiel's Retribution: 1/4. Constructed: 1/5. Mary the Mayor: 1/10. Burning 3 rounds. Lonnor, Prince of the Lonnies [AS - TrickleJest]: Hp: 19500/30000. Burning 3 rounds. Underknight [AS - Sp33d0n]: Hp: 14500/25000. Blackened Finale: 1/3. Light of Faith: 1/5. Burning 3 rounds. Consumer [AS - Player] Hp: 10/10. Golden Sun [A]: 0/5 Ammo. And Then The Sphere Cracked: 1/7. Flesh Interfacing: 1/7. ”Players” [/spoiler] Originally posted on 2017-01-06 17:07:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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Battlefury |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() Archangel Micheal ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A ![]() |
I make the Terror Pig trip and fall into a pit of Hydrogen-Cyanide.
7/10 7/10 Originally posted on 2017-01-06 18:54:00 -------------------- he he
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Jondanger23 |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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I do a little festive jig. This makes a huge ball of water fall on the AS side.
The Ninjaneer repairs the sentry again, which fires at the Terror Pig. Originally posted on 2017-01-06 20:01:00 -------------------- [small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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GUEST_USER |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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Player ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
A friendly warlock enters the field.
'phew, just in time for my grand entrance, this is going to be great! and you guys made a hellscape here, i feel at home already! Wait, what!? it's not here yet!? but now people won't like me ;-; anyways sorry i don't have a servant and a fancy cape and such. i'll try to introduce myself anyway: Hi I'm Fannar and i want to make some friends here, but dont trust me too much, i can be quite mischievious ![]() i don't know what team to choose, the members all seem so nice. ill go neutral for now. so ye i usually don't attack things but it seems i have to now, plus this is a simulation so none of this is real, right? gee wiz, i sure hope i don't actually hurt anyone. anyway i don't really wanna attack someone now, so i'm just gonna have some fun.' i walk up to the fire demons with three magically enchanted supersoaker, they shhot much farther and shoot out extra good water, holy water in fact. i give two of the super soakers to the demons, which of course are fire proof. it wouldn't be fair if they couldn't use their water pistols, would it. i spray holy water on the fire demons but they don't seem to be playing along, in fact they don't seem to enjoy it at all. when i notice this i stop. 'sorry bout that, guys. see ya next time!' i start waiting for my grand entrance to arive fancy cape 1/5 cool servant friend 1/5 i start giving presents +1 to trickle Originally posted on 2017-01-06 20:25:00 |
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ConsumerOfAll |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() GLORIOUS LEADER ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Alicia takes out a bucket of water, before hitting the ground. Suddenly, the temperature amount can go lower than -273C. Suddenly, the temperature amount in the bucket of water does go lower than -273C, hitting the low millions. The bucket of water suddenly becomes the Ocean in the Bucket, and Alicia throws the ocean inside of the Bucket at Maria.
The bucket is full of LSD, whilst Maria inexplicably (read, blame Thamiel) becomes immune to cold and the divine wonders of LSD. The water is then cursed with healing properties from the devil, mixed in with sheer edge, and the water splashes over Maria, healing her and weakening the effect of the burn. Holy, Holy, Holy, Part Deux [4/10] Worms But One Is Crawling Up My Skin [2/10] +1 Spoon Originally posted on 2017-01-06 20:30:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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Ancestor ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
yeah, i just kept adding more and more to it whenever i had some free time: the pourpos was mostly keeping it the same, but some of it was an attempt to stop the unholy robots from burning to death every time they spawn.
like, 3 paragraphs or so. 7/10 blackmist 3/5 sir bob (flare should be ready, portal armor should have 2/5 charges i think) +1 arcanecynic "Hi "fannar". i'm terrible with names, so is it ok if i call you AC? you remind me of someone." "anyway, i made that hellscape and everyone else just tried to destroy it, sooooo Pleasejoinmepleasejoinmeplease." "if you join me, we get automatic +3-5 every turn, and we can +1 each other twice, so its like +5-7's!(note: only sometimes)" "(i want to be friends)" now then, actions: Spoiler Alert Originally posted on 2017-01-07 07:34:00 |
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Featherfall |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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I cast Acceleration Glyph on the Terror Pig, considerably reducing its burn duration but dealing heavy damage based on the stacks lost.
--Charges-- Tap Frek: 3/10 Frap Tek: 3/10 Originally posted on 2017-01-07 07:55:00 -------------------- This signature is a 3/3 green Elk creature with no abilities.
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engie |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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Ancestor ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
Primary weapon: X-Corpse Shooter
Secondary weapon: Corpse Piercer Tertiary weapon: NA Armor: NA The Fairview Survivor seems concerned about all the fire, although why so when she hasn't even summoned anything and appears to not be harmed by it seems unclear... She closes her eyes shut tight, feeling fire on her body, fire on her weaponry, fire fire fire. She seems to know of something that could happen that is, apparently to her, not a very good situation. "Burning? No no no, this is bad... I don't want to end up like them..." Her body seems to be shifting a little as if trying to... change... She does her best to push past it for the time being, loading a rifle round into the Corpse Piercer, then taking careful aim at one of the Fire Demons, focusing for a moment, and firing once. This time, it seems the rifle kicked back a little harder than she intended, part of the bony structure of the rifle butt clobbering her in the face and managing to draw blood. Abnormally dark and congealed blood. Something seems biologically strange about the Survivor, especially when the flames start to burn more strongly on her body and yet she doesn't seem to be hurt by it. Aggro Spike: 1/4 Temporary Mutation: 1/5 Originally posted on 2017-01-07 08:04:00 -------------------- "Their story has concluded for now. Currently, you follow mine."
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Hezetor |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() Signore Supremo ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: In the Court of the Crimson King Status: N/A ![]() |
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------- +1 to Trickle 9/10 +1 from Speed 5/10 Originally posted on 2017-01-07 11:26:00 -------------------- ...
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Emerald_Mann |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() Mage ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A ![]() |
AI: 8/10
Virus: 7/10 I start randomly equipping armor until I have over 100% fire resistance to heal from burning Originally posted on 2017-01-07 11:31:00 |
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Sp33d0n |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() The Eternal Author ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: The Castle on the Back of a Space Dragon Status: N/A ![]() |
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+1 to Hez Originally posted on 2017-01-07 11:32:00 -------------------- They say that there's no rest for the wicked, until they close their eyes for good.
As someone wicked, fundamentally, I disagree. One may always repent. I may have done terrible things in the past. That's why I help this coward now. |
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Hezetor |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() Signore Supremo ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: In the Court of the Crimson King Status: N/A ![]() |
Hezetor uses the power of his new found 10 post charge to give himself a regeneration of 1 HP per turn.
+1 to Trickle 10/10 Expended 7/10 + 1 from Speed Originally posted on 2017-01-07 15:16:00 -------------------- ...
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TrickleJest |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:42 PM
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![]() [b] [color=RED]Incompetent GM [/color] [/b] ![]() ![]() ![]() Age: N/A Location: In Me Mom's Car (Dead memes for the win) Status: N/A ![]() |
I CAN'T GO A SINGLE TURN WITHOUT GETTING THESE GODDAMN CHARGES!
... Gates of Alternia - 10/10 [+1 from Hezetor, Speed]. "Oh for crying out loud." Lonnor heals Maria the Mayor. TinCube has fallen. Trickle collects his soul and puts it in a jar. Shush. This isn't Undertale. His soul doesn't go away. SHHHH! DON'T QUESTION IT! Trickle holds a moment of silence for a fallen ally. And then-... A meteor falls from the sky, carrying something gray, with two horns and a zodiac sign on their shirt. It can't be! It's none other than SHITTY HOMESTUCK TROLL OC! "What the fu-?!" The OC runs full speed at Terror Pig, stabbing him with its pointy (and shitty) horns. Terror Pig kills the OC, and some of its pink glistering blood falls on his hand. As the OCs last words, it utters - "IT'S POISONOUS..." The Pig then doesn't know what to do, as it just has shitty OC poison blood on him. Since his intelligence doesn't differ much from a normal pig, he eats his very own hand, dealing damage to him. He then realizes that eating his own hand speeds up the process of the poison killing him. Shit. Trickle also greets Fannar and thanks him for the +1. CHARGES ----------- /placeholder - 7/10 [+1 from Hezetor, Redstone, Consomme, Joe, Arcane]. Rise of the Charges - 1/10. ----------- +1 to Battlefury. QUE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE Originally posted on 2017-01-07 15:35:00 -------------------- My DTG Spin-Off
[small][small][big][big]WARNING[/big][/big][/small][/small]: It's sorta based on Homestuck, albeit only a bit. It's also not held on these forums, so you might have to make an account if you wish to join, but keep in mind that I appreciate every single person who joins. |
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JOEbob |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:43 PM
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8/10 blackmist
10/10 sir bob the +5 piono said i get Using! (next charge: Stefen 1/10) +1 arcanecynic I Summon Sir Bob. i don't know how much HP to give him; he should either multiply the effect of artifacts he wears or have an effect similar to my portal armor, if its multiply the effects i give him my artifacts. no offensive abilitys. so in summery: 0 attack ? hp, decent? buffs artifacts OR can portal things Useless at this time. balance as nessasery, but if there is anything TOO wrong/ different, like him not geting portals in any way or something, please tell me and suggest balancing. i run over to consumer and tie them up, throw them off a mountain, hit them with a beam of fire, and steal their face. Originally posted on 2017-01-07 16:02:00 |
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GUEST_USER |
Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:43 PM
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'thank you for the present, joebob, but i'm really just called fannar not ac. I mean if you really wanted it you could, i guess. also, i have to decline your offer, because the people on the other team seem really nice too!
![]() i will give you a gift back tho (i +1 joe)' fannar uses his turn to give everyone one of those fancy pencils you always got when it was someones birthday in primary schools, if that is a thing in other countries that is. Unfortunately, almost everyone throws them away immediately. most of the pencils land on the fire demons. 'C'mon, you guys that isn't nice, what did the fire demons ever do to you?' 3/5 cool servant friend 3/5 fancy cape Originally posted on 2017-01-07 16:50:00 |
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