The OP's on reply 1. Perhaps you could find a hint here...
Not of the yet. Sorry.

Originally posted on 2016-12-05 23:55:00

[big]The (Excuse) Plot[/big]
As somebody experienced with godmodding wars and similar events, the moment you heard that a mysterious person invited you to go to a picnic in some random plains dimension, you figure out that you're in for a treat. Seriously, what could this be but a deathtrap or godmodding war? One plot device later and you're in a random dimension consisting solely of plains, on a picnic mat with a few others. A note is left next to the food for the picnic, saying "I'll be back in a few seconds."

Within a few seconds, you notice a brunette with a pixie cut run towards you, time and space warping around her. Her breathing is unsteady whilst her generically casual clothes are burnt around the edges and she appears to be mumbling to herself in a mixture of fear, and worry. She attempts to teleport to you all, before falling flat, face planting in the grass and mixing with the dirt.

"Uh, hi, sorry about the wait. Did anybody see that?" She stares in the direction that she was running from, before looking back at you. You likely say no to preserve her feelings.

"Anyway, erm, you can call me Paris and, uh, I'd like to invite you all to a picnic as I have an, uh, proposition to ma-" As ‘Paris’ tries to speak, you notice the picnic mat catching on fire, nightmares and horrible thought of all kinds creeping into your head. Paris gets knocked over yet again, before warping herself back up.

“Oh, I can do that. Erm, anyway, I’d like to get over to, uh, that voidic portal over, there and uh, this person is stopping me. I’d like some help,” Paris says, practically shaking at this point and pointing towards another girl, wearing a black hoodie, sporting pitch black hair with a streak of red with eyes that simply look wrong, so wrong that Paris seems to be panicking simply staring at them.

“Oh, you brought a typical group of Anti-Godmodder idiots. What a shocking event that nobody saw coming. I, Her Eminence Vertex, don't even feel like trying to convince you to just end this waste of space. Look, we’re all overpowered reality maiming maniacs and she has empathy, and barely uses her godmodding skills. If you had any iota of sense you’d just join me and kill her but whatever. I want some sense of amusement or something,” Paris stops and stares at the person baring the wonderful name that is Vertex, and shakes in a mixture of fear and rage, before trying to run past.

The ground turns to a liquid darkness, and Paris falls through. Vertex hums for a second, pulls her out and harmlessly throws her back.

Perhaps you’d be compelled to help the poor girl.

[big]The Preface[/big]
Welcome, to Escort the Godmodder, in which you escort a godmodder throughout a lovely environment. Thank NumberSoup for this idea. My only real goals for this is for it to be quick and fun and for Paris not to die right off the bat.

Anyway, enjoy!
[big]The Rules[/big]
1: GENERAL
a: Your aim is to escort Paris, alpha godmodder, to a parallel Earth, for reasons . You do this by getting her to 100% escorted whilst fending on attacks from another godmodder, Her Eminence Vertex.
b: Paris will slowly progress towards a voidic portal allowing her to access that parallel Earth, but factors such as yourselves and Vertex will allow you to push her movement forward and back. If you're an Escorter I'd recommend trying to limit factors forcing Paris back and trying to get her forward faster.
c: Whilst you escort Paris through Generic Plains World, you have to guard her from an onslaught of attacks from many, many, things that lurk in the void and Vertex's forces. How you guard is up to you, but some recommendations are counter attacking and outright bodyblocking.
d: You have two posts to do your actions in. All posts afterwards will be nullified, but you can signify posts as /null to bypass this limit.
e: If Paris dies, you lose the game. If you get to the escort point at 100% or kill Vertex, you win the game.
e.i: If you actually kill Vertex in such a short game I will get the mods of the DTG Discord to give people who did well in killing her medals of badassery and pray that they listen to me.

2: CHARGING
a: Charging is a staple mechanic of DTG which allows you to empower your actions significantly, and summon entities, as listed in section 3, without them being brutally brainwashed by Vertex or the void.
b: You charge by stating an amount, and increasing that amount every turn, until it gets to the cap, at which point you activate the charge's effects.
c: A charge can not go higher than 25 and you can't raise it by more than one per turn, discounting assists.
d: Assists can be used on charges to boost them. You can give 2 +1s out to any player that is not yourself, and both Paris and Vertex will assist their allies, Vertex more than Paris.

3: ENTITIES, BOSSES and PLAYER VULNERABILITY
a: Entities are also a staple of DTG. They're units, weaker than the godmodders, that tend to guard godmodders and otherwise impeed you, though you can summon your own to attack them.
b: Here, entities can damage godmodders, particularly Paris. As stated in general, if Paris dies, you lose, simple as that. Losing is bad. Don't lose.
c: Entities from previous DTG games can be resummoned as long as you don't repeat stats. If an entity dies or otherwise leaves the Battlefield, it's dead and gone forever, barring godmodding shenanigans.
d: As stated above, attempting to instantly summon an entity will just lead to the entity being brainwashed by denizens of the void or Vertex. Charging entities or lose them.
e: Entities are slightly more dangerous here as you are vulnerable. You start with 20 HP, equal to 20,000 HP in terms of entity stats, and if you die, you must take all of the round respawning, no way of getting around that.
f: You can upgrade yourself and give yourself up to 30 HP and 10 Armour, as in DTG2, as well as giving yourself a levelling system as in 0. You can only use one levelling system at once, and it's powers must be clearly stated, at least in a PM to me, at activation. A levelling system requires a full 25, assuming anybody uses one.
g: Entities and players must be on one of these alignments:
[ES]: Escorter: The default alignment, whose aim is to escort Paris to parallel Earth Number That Nobody Can Remember. Player joinable.
[PV]: Pro-Vertex: The Her Eminence Vertex alignment, whose aim is to kill Paris for no reason other than fun. I don't know what Paris did to deserve this, but whatever. Player joinable.
[N]: Neutral: The alignment for people with independant goals, which probably involve killing both. Player joinable.
[H]: Hostile: Typical alignment for entities that want the Escorters dead, along with anything that moves that isn't their friends. Not player joinable, per usual.
h: Per usual for DTG, you can't switch alignments without being suitably flashy.
i: Finally, there are super entities, known as bosses. Bosses are extremely strong and prevent you from moving forward in escorting, with a few special abilities. On defeat, bosses drop powerful artifacts known as Spoils of War, which massively boost attack and other actions.


[big]The Battlefield[/big]
Terrain: Plains.
Field Effects: None.
Thought of the Day: Welcome.
[GM] Paris: 10/10 HP.
[GM] Her Eminence Vertex: 50/50 HP.
Distance Escorted: 0%.

Originally posted on 2016-12-05 23:56:00

I kiwi a bombhammer, then apply the resulting bombapplehammer to Vertex's face

2/5 omega kiwi 1+ jondanger

+1 to jondanger


Originally posted on 2016-12-05 23:58:00

[ES]

I throw a ridiculously large sword at Vertex.

omega sword 2/5 (+1 bfury)

+1 to bfury

Originally posted on 2016-12-05 23:59:00

The rest when time dictates I can post.

1/7

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 00:10:00

A code cloaked figure wearing a rather dandy top hat lets loose a sigh,

"I'm apparently very stupid."

A strings of code move from her cloak rises up around Paris forming a barrier, it swirls happily and feels oddly comforting to the touch for Paris. To our dear enemy however Vertex it is scorching to the touch and appears to be quite sturdy. It even moves quite freely with Paris allowing mobility and protection.

"Hi there," the obvious hacker speaks with a note of worry.

1/??

+1 to Hezetor (glad you could join us)

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 01:26:00

A dood with grayish hair appears on the battlefield.
Another day, another time for people to try and murder each other.
(dear lord do people have a natural need to hate each other)

Sparks of purple briefly flash from the man's feet.

1/10

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 02:38:00

A bizarre...

gorilla it, you all know who it is by now.

A blade comprised of purple-blue ink enters The Author's hand. He probably won't use it.

Instead, The Author points the blade towards Vertex.

All right, "Your Eminence", there is no need to get violent.

The Author's condescending tone proves that, while he doesn't think that there is a need for violence, he thinks the Eminence bit is silly.

The Author is going to turn the ground below Vertex the same colour as his blade.

I don't want to hurt you. So leave, and I will not need to.

She won't. So a pillar of ink erupts from the ground to throw her out.

Special Attacks:

Inks of the Underknight: 1/25

Valiance of the Faithful: 1/25

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 07:18:00

[ES]
Razihel falls into a portal.

"gorilla!!!"

He falls flat on his face, into the ground. At least there's no demons possessing him now or whatever. He then joins the default faction, the Escorters.
----
Razihel shoves a large amount of Paris X Vertex fanfiction into Vertex's face. This causes Vertex to get shipping-induced cansur. He then throws Vertex into a portal to a city representation of Tumblr. Vertex's mind gets slightly corrupted by the cansur.
~~Charges~~
The PacerGram Fitness Test: 1/25
When Lemons Give You Life: 1/25

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 09:32:00

It is at this point that a woman in a pretty nice-looking suit becomes present. She looks at Paris for a few seconds.

"You require assistance getting through. I shall be able to help."

She then reaches into her suit and pulls out some small device, then activates it. It appears to be an energy shield generator. With the shield active, she attempts to gently escort Paris onwards, using the generated shield to protect against whatever Vertex starts throwing at her.

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 09:52:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1480982313))

I kiwi a bombhammer, then apply the resulting bombapplehammer to Vertex's face 2/5 omega kiwi 1+ jondanger +1 to jondanger

"Oh, yay, it's the first of everybody's favourite idiots! Congrats on getting the first post, by the way!" Vertex says, before wresting the bombapplehammer out of your hands, and throwing it backwards, where an abyssal rift consumes it. Welcome, Battlefury!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1480982389))

[ES] I throw a ridiculously large sword at Vertex. omega sword 2/5 (+1 bfury) +1 to bfury

Vertex sidesteps the sword, causing it to disappear into the same abyssal rift. Welcome, Jon!

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1480983053))

The rest when time dictates I can post. 1/7

I don't put you down yet and Vertex makes a sarcastic comment about placeholders, but welcome, Hezetor!

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1480987613))

A code cloaked figure wearing a rather dandy top hat lets loose a sigh, "I'm apparently very stupid." A strings of code move from her cloak rises up around Paris forming a barrier, it swirls happily and feels oddly comforting to the touch for Paris. To our dear enemy however Vertex it is scorching to the touch and appears to be quite sturdy.  It even moves quite freely with Paris allowing mobility and protection. "Hi there," the obvious hacker speaks with a note of worry. 1/?? +1 to Hezetor (glad you could join us)

"You are very stupid seeing as you decided to support that nerd, but society has its place for idiots, don't worry about that!" Vertex says, smiling. Paris gets behind your barrier, giving her a light piece of guarding against enemy offense, and thanks you for that, before instinctively raising her hand to speak. Vertex chuckles lightly.

"Come on, nerd, this isn't school."

Paris shakes, and slowly but surely puts her hand down.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1480991928))

A dood with grayish hair appears on the battlefield. Another day, another time for people to try and murder each other. (dear lord do people have a natural need to hate each other) Sparks of purple briefly flash from the man's feet. 1/10

"Well, yeah. It's one of humanity's primal instincts," Vertex ramblesWelcome, Redstone.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1481008710))

A bizarre... gorilla it, you all know who it is by now. A blade comprised of purple-blue ink enters The Author's hand. He probably won't use it. Instead, The Author points the blade towards Vertex. All right, "Your Eminence", there is no need to get violent. The Author's condescending tone proves that, while he doesn't think that there is a need for violence, he thinks the Eminence bit is silly. The Author is going to turn the ground below Vertex the same colour as his blade. I don't want to hurt you. So leave, and I will not need to. She won't. So a pillar of ink erupts from the ground to throw her out. Special Attacks: Inks of the Underknight: 1/25 Valiance of the Faithful: 1/25

Vertex hums along to your words, before pepping up to give the latest of her snarky retorts.
"Who's 'she' in your last sentence? Paris? Paris."

Your spout of ink opens up behind Paris and the hacker, Paris pushing the hacker girl back, tipping the hacker girl over, before disrupting her barrier, dealing 500 damage. Welcome, Speed!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1481016756))

[ES] Razihel falls into a portal. "gorilla!!!" He falls flat on his face, into the ground. At least there's no demons possessing him now or whatever. He then joins the default faction, the Escorters. ---- Razihel shoves a large amount of Paris X Vertex fanfiction into Vertex's face. This causes Vertex to get shipping-induced cansur. He then throws Vertex into a portal to a city representation of Tumblr. Vertex's mind gets slightly corrupted by the cansur. ~~Charges~~ The PacerGram Fitness Test: 1/25 When Lemons Give You Life: 1/25

Vertex stares blankly at you, giving herself disease immunity.

"You disgusting man. Don't you know that in highschool pairings, at least over in America, you ship the jock and the cheerleader? If it's not the jock and the cheerleader, it's the cheerleader, or a harem of cheerleaders and the nerd. I'm the emo. You don't ship the emo with the nerd unless you work with anime harem highschool, in which case you ship the emo with the lucky idiot, which actually describes Paris rather well. Whatever, we're working under American high school rules here."

"We're, uh, working with reality, and not archetypes?" Paris asks, before Her Eminence stares at her blankly.

Welcome, Cyanogynist!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1481017944))

It is at this point that a woman in a pretty nice-looking suit becomes present. She looks at Paris for a few seconds. "You require assistance getting through. I shall be able to help." She then reaches into her suit and pulls out some small device, then activates it. It appears to be an energy shield generator. With the shield active, she attempts to gently escort Paris onwards, using the generated shield to protect against whatever Vertex starts throwing at her.

Paris nods and runs with you, you both moving forward by 2% before Vertex stares, causing Paris to abruptly stop, and trip again. She mutters to herself, berating herself for tripping over, and over again. Vertex smiles again.

---

Paris finishes berating herself, before thinking for a short while. Vertex stops to sit down and drink a dark red liquid, before Paris attaches light threads of string to you Escorters, and drags you forward, increasing the distance escorted by 4 before Vertex stares at Paris. She jolts and /////"Where do you think you're going-"///// remembers several times in the past of similar situations, before stopping. You can almost certainly guess the implications from this.

"Oh, dear Paris, when are you going to learn how to walk? Oh, right, never," Vertex says, standing back up and smiling, whilst Paris stares more harshly, "because you're useless."

Paris nearly growls, before stopping, and spinning back towards the Descendants, and then towards Vertex, grinding her shoes on the dirt.

"I am not useless!" Paris says, placing emphasis on the not, before a light golden shine surrounds her and she weaves the world around her, and she grabs at something, a game that she's played. Her eyes lock with a pure evil for a few seconds, and an egg pops out, crashing against the floor. Paris jumps back, not losing distance but stills frightened, as she notices a verdant beast, dripping with a mix of life and evil. She then releases that it's hers, and reaches her hand out, before petting it.

"Hah, finally, you use your godmodding properly. For a second, I thought you were going to use it like one of those anti-godmodder idiots. Anyway, I guess I'll teach you how Her Eminence summons." Vertex holds up her hands, before a facsimile of a highschool appears behind her, and the darkness in her eyes grows, as a puddle forms, and rises upwards, forming into a young boy, body covered in robes, eyes caked in eye shadow, face caked in make-up, and death and darkness oozing off of him. Meet the Cultist Jr, everyone.

"I love my school sometimes, perfect for quick and clean summons that fit my beloved archetypes."

The Cultist Jr, along with the Terror Creeper, both suffer from summoning sickness. Vertex, however, continues on, her eyes bulging before a storm of blades appear. The first wave crashes through Paris's barriers, shattering them, before the second cascades into Razihel, dealing 10 damage to him. Finally, the third wave flies towards the hacker girl and the suited woman, dealing 8 damage each.

"Uh, guys, can you, uh, help deal with that cultist kid? I don't want to kill children, but, uh, uh..."

The Battlefield:
Terrain: Plains.
Field Effects: None.
Thought of the Day: Minor highschool thematics don't work particularly well if only one character conforms to the archetype.
[ES] Battlefury: 20/20 HP
[ES] Jondanger: 20/20 HP
[ES] Revan/Dandy Hacker: 12/20 HP
[ES] Redstone: 20/20 HP
[ES] Sp33d0n/The Author: 20/20 HP
[ES] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 10/20 HP
[ES] Engie: 12/20 HP

[ES] Barriers: 0/2,000 HP, 0/2,000 HP. Guarding Paris.
[ES] Terror Creeper: 10,000/10,000 HP.

[PV] Cultist Jr.: 25,000/25,000 HP, Hyperdeath: [0/2].

[GM] Paris: 10/10 HP.
[GM] Her Eminence Vertex: 50/50 HP.
Distance Escorted: 6%.

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 11:58:00

i feed the cultist junior a book on growing up









did i mention it causes crippling depression and a desire to murder highschoolers

3/5 omega kiwi


Originally posted on 2016-12-06 12:53:00

TrickleJest joins the fight!
Since roleplay seems to be fun and I've never done it before (yes, I've literally never roleplayed in my life), I'm gonna be using some random guy, and I'm gonna call him 'Jest', as an homage to my name, of course. I'm gonna be using Trickle as my main character for 0rigins, and Jest as my main for P&S, Chaos (when I join) and this.

Jest looks at everyone on the field. Obviously since this is my first time roleplaying, the character will be a tad bit cringey. My apologies.
"Oh, hey everyone! Glad you could join us! Looks like this'll be fun! I'll make sure I'll have fun! And I'll make sure you guys have fun too! B̹̫̗̻̼̫͓͓̲̙͂̔͐́̓̀͗Y̸̢̙͚͍̭̟͒̆̆̎̃̅͂͢͜͠ M͕̘̼̺̓̋͂̉̀͛̄͢͠ͅA̗̤͍̟̓̌̔͠͞ͅK̴͓̫̟̦̺͌̈͆̋̇I̢͕͙̯̲̳͋͂̓̀́N̢͎̼̤̍̓̍͆̐̀̎̈́͘͟Ģ̷̖̪̗̰̬̟̓̊̉̎͊̋͊͠͝ Ý̸͈͙̘̝̻͕̪͍̹͑̊͐͒͒̚͝O̢̳̰̖͎̬͉̯͐̑̈́͑͊̃̂͟Ů̶̧̯͓̙̩̯̈̽͒̇́͊̀̃̚͟Ṟ̢̘͈̥͙͇͓̜̆̅͌̑̈̎ Ḑ̴̧̛̯̰̙͔̟̫͋̅͊̽̌̚̚͢Ḛ̫̘̮͉͓̫̎̒̌̓̈̎͌̇̾A̯̤̝̥̳͇͆̊̅̋̆T̸̛̬̦̪̘̯͓̭̀̊͒̈̊̾́̏͢͢Ḧ̷̥͇̼̭͐̄̀̿͒́͘͜ Q̸̯͉͎͙̱̝͓͋̃̏̑̃͛̊̚̕U̧̨̝̳͓̜͔̥͌̌̅̽͑͘Į̫̘͓̟̇̏̅̽̏͘͘͢͟͞C̘͕̗̝̩͍͎̀̽̚͘͞͝Ķ̵̬͙̬͍̹͔̄͗͑̓̌͜ A̧̛͎̺̯̖̓̿͋͗̈́̐̈͐Ǹ̷̡̞͈̮̣̰͇͍̝̔̄͌̎̚ͅD̙̹͓̭͛̓̋̃̈́͊͌̎̕͘ͅ Ȅ̗̫̗̤̺̈́͂͊̓͊̑A̛͕̳̣̜̞̜͖̗̘̤̽͗̌̆̓́́͘Ś̨̛̙̙͔̲̣̻̂̆̅̆̀̾͒̔͢Ỳ̑̈͑̍̆."

Everyone just stares at Jest.
"Well, guys, looks like I'm joining the good guys! Yipee!"
Jest joins the [ES]!

"Now it's time for the fun!"
Jest grabs a big salt shaker:
He shakes it vigorously which summons none other than GORDON MOTHERFUCKING RAMSEY!
King of salt, master chef, master of salt and king of chefs!

Gordon Ramsey walks up to Vertex and yells "IT'S FUCKING RAW!!!"
He proceeds to turn Vertex into a raw pancake, before devouring her.
Yes. That just happened. All of that.

CHARGES:

IT'S FUCKING RAWER!!!: 1/10
IT'S EVEN FUCKING RAWER!!!: 1/25

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 16:41:00

Those who are observing the sky in this very moment, for some absurd reason, can notice a sparkle in the atmosphere of the plane they are in this moment.
This iridescent glitter gets bigger, very quickly while a stratospheric whistle breaks the air many begin to notice what appears to be a meteor on fire coming from space, in an instant the meteor crashes on the field with an extraordinary roar on what was once know as the "Cultist Jr".
A man emerges from the newly created crater, his stubble beard and black hair are almost burned from the impact, he wears an old black jacket and a plain pair of jeans.

"I, the great Hezetor, have come in this place for a picnic, yet I see no picnic here, what is the meaning of this?" he says loudly.

Hezetor:While I, Hezetor, was landing in this place I heard that you, Paris, had invited me for said picnic.
He says while pointing at Paris.
Hezetor: I demand an explanation! Where is the extraordinary meal I was promised!?

[For the moment let's say that I join Neutral]

3/7 +1 from Revan
1/2
+1 Revan

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 20:24:00

The Author faceplams whole still holding that sword.

Why did I not see that coming from a mile away?

Auth sheaths it, and points his hand towards the Dandy Hacker, causing ink to leap at her. It fuses her wounds shut.

Here, sorry about the barrier.

The Author also apologises to Paris.

Hey. Sorry about accidentally knocking you back.

The Author introduces himself as such.

I am known as The Author, though most people just call me Auth. I have come to aid you. With varying degrees of success.

ACTION SUMMARY:

The Author heals the Dandy Hacker, and apologises.

The Author also apologises to Paris.

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

Inks of the Underknight: 2/25

Valiance of the Faithful: 2/25

+2 to Trickle.


Originally posted on 2016-12-06 21:57:00

"No worries man, it happens to the best of us." The Dandy Hacker dusting herself off and nods at Auth. "The name is Ace or well that's what I'm called anyway.."

Ace's cloak sends a few more strings of code out which latch onto Paris, they dig slightly into Paris but cause no pain. The strands of code promptly snap as the Hacker's end pulls back into her code cloak while Paris's end goes into her. It then permeates within her, fulling her with their purpose. Paris suddenly feels a little bit more evasive, learning how to godmod attacks on her better from the code.

"I understand that embedding things into your friends is a bit taboo but I think you really needed that."

The code in Paris is her's now, Ace has no sway over it. It is a gift to her with no, pardon the pun, strings attached.

She pauses unsure what to do about Cultist Jr. this is a bit of a moral thing.

3/?? (+ from Hezetor)

1/10 Regen

+1 to Hezetor



Originally posted on 2016-12-06 22:22:00

I make the Cultist Jr. go to school, distracting it.

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 22:50:00

"This situation may prove irritating. Current target, Cultist Jr. Unknown capabilities. Relatively fragile."

The woman then reaches into her suit again, rummages around for... something, and then grabs what she was looking for. This time, the object she pulls out appears to be a rather large jet-black shotgun, albeit decorated with a slight amount of purple colouration on the barrel. She appears to have pulled out an Onyx Blaster. Odd. She's visibly NOT a Terrarian...

However, the weapon she's wielding is very real, as she proceeds to blast a few shotgun blasts at the Cultist Jr, jet black orbs racing out from the tip of the shotgun and smacking into the cultist just ahead of the hail of bullets that each shot produces. Let's count the shots? One, two, three, four, five, six. Six bursts from an Onyx Blaster, straight into the cultist's chest. That's gotta hurt.

Originally posted on 2016-12-07 06:21:00

I force the cultist jr to type up a long post on mobile.
Omega kiwi 4/5

Originally posted on 2016-12-07 11:21:00

I shove a book about not being edgy and how to fail at being a cultist into Cultist Junior, who promptly ignites, his body burning as he he is edginess and the whole being a cultist thing is agonizingly expelled.
5/5 omega kiwi f

Originally posted on 2016-12-07 15:30:00