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Originally posted on 2016-07-19 02:44:00

DTG: Random fun
GM’ED by:
Battlefury
Concept by Crystalcat and Battlefury
Alchemiter system by Twinbuilder.
DTG copyright 2010-20XX @ DTG INC.

Welcome to the most pointless DTG game to ever grace existence (besides every single DTG before it). This is a sandbox about generally random roleplaying, as well as alchemizing new weapons, then testing them on mooks.

Of course, there are a few basic ground rules. And by basic, i mean basic. Most of them will affect conduct in Roleplaying and the such. In fact, as of this sentence, there is only one really important rule, as i trust this community to not be utter idiots about their conduct in roleplaying, assuming any occurs on this thread anyway.

That is to say, as people really don’t like you screwing with other characters without permission on a big-character-wise scale, DON’T. Seriously, screwing with other characters on a massive scale, such as killing them, or writing their backstory, or something like that, is something you should really make sure you have the permission of the character’s creator before you do. Exceptions to the killing rule is any PvP, which i intend to create later.

PvP

To be done. When i have actual ideas for it. Or someone makes a suggest/hands me a really good idea.

THE ALCHEMITER and BATTLEFIELD
The alchemiter is a wondrous machine, used to create new tools. Which, more often than not, are weapons. Allow me to copy the most important pieces of infomation from DTG0’s rules.

1: The Alchemiter works in two relatively simple ways at its basic form: && and ||. && Combines two items together into a new item (IE: Spoon && Fork = Spork) , while || Takes the form of the item on the LEFT side and gives it the functions of the item on the RIGHT side (IE: Broken Glass Bottle && Steel Sword = Broken Steel Bottle).

Note that the above paragraphs do not account for upgrades. If you have idea’s for a new alchemiter function, state 1. What it does and 2. (optional) why you would think this is a good idea 3. Whichever symbol or such shows that it is being used.


At any rate, onto the next piece of infomation i will be stealing.
2: You can name and describe whatever goes into and out of the Alchemiter. If it's not obvious as to what it is or fall under a non-indicative name, it might help to do this for GM convenience. However, I am obligated to give you a name and description for whatever goes in if you don't give it one.

Basic infomation, really. If i cannot think of an name or description for an item, i will ask you for one or otherwise give it a generic name.

Another note: Items are created instantly, as part of the sandbox rules of the game.

And now, for a list of upgrades across all sessions. Any one of those can be used. Duplicate upgrade ideas are not reposted.
*insert spoil here)


And finally, a list of items made with the alchemiter.
LIST IN SPOILER







And with that wall of text out of the way, are you ready to enjoy your stay, rp, and beat up random mobs?

The Battlefield
Note that you are only on the battlefield if you are partaking in the "smash people with new weapons" part of the game.


Players:

Allied mobs:

Mobs:
Highly Generic Mob: 200/200 HP,




Originally posted on 2016-07-19 02:45:00

Model i && Orb of Algebra: Imagination Enhancer
Allows level i and -1 alchemies to be made.
kek

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 02:52:00

[/spoiler]

Just alchemizing for now. Will probably edit later, if not, not doing anything.


Originally posted on 2016-07-19 12:14:00

I think I'm just going to break things right off the bat by alchemizing Rapture:
Uraniums Umbrage AND Void of Heat AND Water's Edge AND Inferno's Heart AND The Cliff Shearer AND The Whirlwind AND Junglewoode Rapier AND the Phaseblade AND Thunderbolt AND the Astral Blade AND Heaven's Might AND Death's Hand AND The Void's Secret = Rapture
This, before the whole rescaling of the Raptureladder thanks to tazz realizing that it's base components were all originally listed as being lower level than they actually were, was level 25.
Now? Well, it'd probably rate as a bit higher than that. 30 or 35ish would be my guess. This, of course, probably bumps the next one or two up a few notches. (actually, went in and looked, only bumps up the strength of the Archangel's Blade, and even then, only by 10 levels)

Piono pulls out Rapture.
Due to it's flavor text issue of not having good power-shielding, it vaporizes the highly generic mob just because it's standing too close to Piono while he has Rapture out.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 17:12:00

[RP & ACTIONS]
I teleport into the Battlefield, and look at the Highly Generic Mob. Aw. How cute. It would be a shame if I abused the lack of an alchemiter cap over here to create a mind control alchemy, and dominate the Perfectly Generic Mob, wouldn't it?

hahahahahahahaha. if I can't get it from the Sandman himself, I'll go get it in a non-canon sandbox. Let's see here...
Pendant of Power || (Five_OVER Mental_Out && SCP-061's Disc && Godmodding Energy Infused Silk && Ball of Psionic Energy) == Dominator 0.1 (Level 25)
Dominator 0.1: A pendant allowing its user to override an entity's order this turn. While it would normally work using a cooldown rate, the nature of this sandbox should hopefully allow it to work instantly. Is not as effective on stronger entities, or bosses, Descendants, and godmodders unless they do something stupid. Like wearing a Saurite Tiara. Because nobody would do that.

I then think about alchemising Life Unto Death, and watching what happens for keks. That would be cool. I'm going to try that. In the meantime, I notice that another person, probably that other alpha godmodder from the Second Godmodding War has teleported in, and happens to be trying to murder my Mob. That's rude. That doesn't add to my survival. I mean, the godmodder guy isn't somebody I want to be anywhere near and oppose for the sake of survival, but still. No. I promptly push him away from the Perfectly Generic Mob, and prevent him from insta-frying it. If I can, I then point the Dominator 0.1 at the Perfectly Generic Mob, and use it to force it to murder Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 17:22:00

QUOTE (insert_generic_username @ (time=1468893162))

butts

This beautiful statement descends from the heavens, as the great "butts" sounds out. People around the world ascend, knowing full well what they must do, now that they have heard the great "butts"

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1468926872))

Alchemies [spoiler=001. The Combined Powers of Mendeleev and Rubik, Overture (First Period)]Pressurized Frozen Hydrogen Capsule of Hydrogen Manipulation Energies && Pillowed V-Cube 3 = Tritium Glowcube (Lv. 3):   A Rubik's cube with control over the element hydrogen. Glows with radioactive tritium lights. Pressurized Frozen Helium Capsule of Helium Manipulation Energies && Alpha V (Type A) 3x3 = Alpha Particube (Lv. 3):   A Rubik's cube with control over the element helium. Has the Greek letter alpha on the white center cap. 002. The Rapture In Your Eardrum, First Movement (SCP-469 Feather || Iron Sword Blade) && Manyullyn Wide Guard && Manyullyn Tool Rod = Audiostrike (Lv. 7): A sword with a blade made of feathers that grow and gain complexity when exposed to any sound. (Essence of SCP-1965 && SCP-498 && EAS Tones Machine && (Amplifier > Fine)) && M24 Sniper Rifle = The Ear Test (Lv. 16): An M24 Sniper Rifle imbued with the power to transmit EAS Tones with every bullet. Said EAS Tones grow in volume and transmit themselves to other devices. Good luck escaping the hearing test. 003. Miscellany, First Movement (Fluorite Octet || 20d20) = Fluorite Icosad (Lv. 20) A set of 20d20 that attack similarly to the Fluorite Octet. Any of 104857600000000000000000000 attacks can be rolled. Manyullyn Sword && Wand of Polymorph (NetHack) && SCP-117 && Memory Chip = Infused Gatekeeper's Sword (Lv. 25) A sword that can attack with the form of any weapon the user has been attacked with or a combination of such. It's also more powerful than the regular Gatekeeper's Scythe from DTG2. [/spoiler] Just alchemizing for now. Will probably edit later, if not, not doing anything.

You successfully craft a number of items. Since you already provided names and descriptions, i will instead cram that infomation in a spoiler and move it to the list.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1468944777))

I think I'm just going to break things right off the bat by alchemizing Rapture: Uraniums Umbrage AND Void of Heat AND Water's Edge AND Inferno's Heart AND The Cliff Shearer AND The Whirlwind AND Junglewoode Rapier AND the Phaseblade AND Thunderbolt AND the Astral Blade AND Heaven's Might AND Death's Hand AND The Void's Secret = Rapture This, before the whole rescaling of the Raptureladder thanks to tazz realizing that it's base components were all originally listed as being lower level than they actually were, was level 25. Now? Well, it'd probably rate as a bit higher than that. 30 or 35ish would be my guess. This, of course, probably bumps the next one or two up a few notches. (actually, went in and looked, only bumps up the strength of the Archangel's Blade, and even then, only by 10 levels) Piono pulls out Rapture. Due to it's flavor text issue of not having good power-shielding, it vaporizes the highly generic mob just because it's standing too close to Piono while he has Rapture out.

Uranium's Umbrage && Void of Heat && Water's Edge && Inferno's Heart && The Cliff Shearer && The Whirlwind && Junglewoode Rapier && The Phaseblade && Thunderbolt && The Astral Blade && Heaven's Might && Death's Hand && The Void's Secret = Rapture (Level 75: 1/76)


You successfully reduce the Highly Generic Mob to Highly Generic Sludge. Which then ascends to the heavens. Alas, midway someone realizes it stole creativity from a Perfectly Creative Object in order to become a mob. it promptly falls into hell, where it is killed over and over again.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1468945325))

[RP & ACTIONS] I teleport into the Battlefield, and look at the Highly Generic Mob. Aw. How cute. It would be a shame if I abused the lack of an alchemiter cap over here to create a mind control alchemy, and dominate the Perfectly Generic Mob, wouldn't it? hahahahahahahaha. if I can't get it from the Sandman himself, I'll go get it in a non-canon sandbox. Let's see here... Pendant of Power || (Five_OVER Mental_Out && SCP-061's Disc && Godmodding Energy Infused Silk && Ball of Psionic Energy) == Dominator 0.1 (Level 25) Dominator 0.1: A pendant allowing its user to override an entity's order this turn. While it would normally work using a cooldown rate, the nature of this sandbox should hopefully allow it to work instantly. Is not as effective on stronger entities, or bosses, Descendants, and godmodders unless they do something stupid. Like wearing a Saurite Tiara. Because nobody would do that. I then think about alchemising Life Unto Death, and watching what happens for keks. That would be cool. I'm going to try that. In the meantime, I notice that another person, probably that other alpha godmodder from the Second Godmodding War has teleported in, and happens to be trying to murder my Mob. That's rude. That doesn't add to my survival. I mean, the godmodder guy isn't somebody I want to be anywhere near and oppose for the sake of survival, but still. No. I promptly push him away from the Perfectly Generic Mob, and prevent him from insta-frying it. If I can, I then point the Dominator 0.1 at the Perfectly Generic Mob, and use it to force it to murder Piono.

Welcome, consumer!

Tragically, the Perfectly Generic Mob is far too generic to save, and it melts before your very eyes.

In your rage, you proceed to deal one damage to Piono

Pendant of Power || (Five_OVER Mental_Out && SCP-061's Disc && Godmodding Energy Infused Silk && Ball of Psionic Energy) == Dominator 0.1 (Level 25)
Dominator 0.1: A pendant allowing its user to override an entity's order this turn. While it would normally work using a cooldown rate, the nature of this sandbox should hopefully allow it to work instantly. Is not as effective on stronger entities, or bosses, Descendants, and godmodders unless they do something stupid. Like wearing a Saurite Tiara. Because nobody would do that.

QUOTE

Like wearing a Saurite Tiara. Because nobody would do that.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRight. Nobody at all.


====


The Battlefield.

PLAYERS
PIONO: 19/20
CONSUMER: 20/20
COBALTSHADE: 20/20

ALLIED MOBS?

MOBS
Well, this is awkward. It seems our perfectly generic entity was not generic enough for his "surpise function".
Luckily, with my SANDBOX GM POWERS, i proceed to CORRECT THIS MISTAKE.
That One Annoying Guy: 9000/9000

Highly Generic Cube: 1/1. No, seriously.

Chaos Creeper, not to be ©onfused with ©haos(creeper): 3000/3000. Kamikazi on attack, or death

A Flying Bucket: 10000/10000.

Openchess Archer 5000/5000






Originally posted on 2016-07-19 20:12:00

Piono turns around, his eyes burning in anger.
Terra Firma AND Diluvium AND Levis Ignis AND Superosque = Archangel's Blade: adjusted level: 100.

Piono levels the Archangel's Blade at Consumer, and a massive storm of elements shoots out...
and completely misses consumer, roasting everything else instead.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 20:21:00

You want to break things, Piono? Let's rock.

Amethyst Flame && Hazel Wood && Magetear Droplet && Behenian Matrix == Augustan Rod (Level 257)
One massively upgraded former Hazel Wand, bam. Hope you don't mind me yoinking this, Erelye, it's mainly there as a 'hey, massive power' deterrent-type.

Now, with that out of the way...
Hazel Rod && Amethyst Flame == Rod of Alchameth (Level 9 or thereabouts? Amethyst Flame and Hazel Wood shouldn't really be as powerful as Tazz has said.)
This long, straight, slightly gnarled rod is sculpted of hazel wood, with amethyst-glowing cracks dotting its length. They congregate at the tip of the rod, where amethyst flames occasionally lick out of the cracks. Allows limited generation of and control over Amethyst Flame, as well as tapping into its knowledge for various effects. Also functions as a passable magical focus, with extra oomph given to any spell that deals with knowledge.

Ooooooh boy.
(Whittled Hazel Pillar && Magetear Droplet) && (Liquid Starlight && Behenian Matrix) == Ochre Monolith (Level -1)
The physical embodiment of a passageway into the Cairn, an infinite dimension of tombs, death, the energy of decay, and such. Warps spacetime merely by existing in the real world.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 20:21:00

Blood-stained Blutsauger && Vampire Knifes && Greater Essence of Life Drain && Spirit of Bloodlust && Blood-stained UserZero Tag && Fruit from the tree of Death == Death unto Life (Level 300: 1/301)
Placeholder. For now, I would like to present to you this beautiful weapon of death. Isn't it magnificent? Isn't it awesome. I alchemise it in front of your very eyes. Thank you, Peon of Dog. I really appreciate the recipe.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 20:31:00

TopHat appears. Quickly setting up shop the fine dandy goes to work in creating some basic gear and waves to the surrounding players.

Gentleman's Jacket|| (Armor && Lightweight Superstrong Material) == Armored Jacket
It's very effective armor and stylish to top it off.

Top Hat && Nanoweave ==Nanoweave Top Hat
More armor, more fun.

Shotgun && Copy of Doom && Essence of Rage == The Super Shotgun
A weapon of a great Demonslayer, it increases damage immensely especially against demons. It also makes the user quite fast in an attempt to emulate the great Doomguy.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 20:39:00

So.

Matrice Di Controllo && Essence of Waa && Bones of an dead god && a pen && Freschin's TEMS && Fish's Zenm mask && A black hole && Supreme Moleculator && Portable Galaxy && Essence of Spiral Energy = ?

Freschin's TEMS: also know as Total Energy Manipulation Sword, is called a sword but it's actually a big as a knife, can manipulate all the energy of the universe it is.

Fish's Zenm mask: A special mask that allows you to breather oxygen only if there is oxygen where you are breathing.

Supreme Moleculator: The ultimate secret acid that can melt at molecular level any material, even I don't know what is carrying this thing.

Yugi's deck && Takus (RIP) && The Monolith && The Gate of Babylon && the slowest slug in the universe = ?

Magic Clue ball && Ubramess Mekatis && Every star in the Universe && At the speed of Zeno = ?

Ubramess: The one ring of Sauron with a philosopher stone set on it.

Infinity sided die && Matrice limitativa = ?

Infinite Improbability Drive && Matrice limitativa = ?

Infinity Sided die && Quantum Computer && the fastest slug in the west = ?

(Infinity Sided die && Infinite Improbability Drive && Update Terminal ) = ?


&& = ?

I'm alchemizing the emoticons not what they represent.


Originally posted on 2016-07-19 20:45:00

[quote=pionoplayer,(time=1468956067)]Piono turns around, his eyes burning in anger.
Terra Firma AND Diluvium AND Levis Ignis AND Superosque = Archangel's Blade: adjusted level: 100.

Piono levels the Archangel's Blade at Consumer, and a massive storm of elements shoots out...
and completely misses consumer, roasting everything else instead.[/quote]

Archangel's blade: [tobedone]
Everything except consumer takes 6666, or 2 in PHP, damage. (40000 divided by 6)

[quote=crystalcat,(time=1468956103)]You want to break things, Piono? Let's rock.

Amethyst Flame && Hazel Wood && Magetear Droplet && Behenian Matrix == Augustan Rod (Level 257)
One massively upgraded former Hazel Wand, bam. Hope you don't mind me yoinking this, Erelye, it's mainly there as a 'hey, massive power' deterrent-type.

Now, with that out of the way...
Hazel Rod && Amethyst Flame == Rod of Alchameth (Level 9 or thereabouts? Amethyst Flame and Hazel Wood shouldn't really be as powerful as Tazz has said.)
This long, straight, slightly gnarled rod is sculpted of hazel wood, with amethyst-glowing cracks dotting its length. They congregate at the tip of the rod, where amethyst flames occasionally lick out of the cracks. Allows limited generation of and control over Amethyst Flame, as well as tapping into its knowledge for various effects. Also functions as a passable magical focus, with extra oomph given to any spell that deals with knowledge.

Ooooooh boy.
(Whittled Hazel Pillar && Magetear Droplet) && (Liquid Starlight && Behenian Matrix) == Ochre Monolith (Level -1)
The physical embodiment of a passageway into the Cairn, an infinite dimension of tombs, death, the energy of decay, and such. Warps spacetime merely by existing in the real world.[/quote]
You successfully craft a large number of items.
(Whittled Hazel Pillar && Magetear Droplet) && (Liquid Starlight && Behenian Matrix) == Ochre Monolith (Level -1)
The physical embodiment of a passageway into the Cairn, an infinite dimension of tombs, death, the energy of decay, and such. Warps spacetime merely by existing in the real world.[/quote]
A note: Level -1 alchemys, instead of being absurdly op, have a special function. -1 alchemy's that are purely weapons will instead be high-level.
Hazel Rod && Amethyst Flame == Rod of Alchameth (Level 9))
This long, straight, slightly gnarled rod is sculpted of hazel wood, with amethyst-glowing cracks dotting its length. They congregate at the tip of the rod, where amethyst flames occasionally lick out of the cracks. Allows limited generation of and control over Amethyst Flame, as well as tapping into its knowledge for various effects. Also functions as a passable magical focus, with extra oomph given to any spell that deals with knowledge.
b]Amethyst Flame && Hazel Wood && Magetear Droplet && Behenian Matrix == Augustan Rod (Level 257)[/b]
A massively upgraded hazel wand.

Welcome, Crystalcat!
[quote=ConsumerOfAll,(time=1468956691)]Blood-stained Blutsauger && Vampire Knifes && Greater Essence of Life Drain && Spirit of Bloodlust && Blood-stained UserZero Tag && Fruit from the tree of Death == Death unto Life (Level 300: 1/301)
Placeholder. For now, I would like to present to you this beautiful weapon of death. Isn't it magnificent? Isn't it awesome. I alchemise it in front of your very eyes. Thank you, Peon of Dog. I really appreciate the recipe.[/quote]

Blood-stained Blutsauger && Vampire Knifes && Greater Essence of Life Drain && Spirit of Bloodlust && Blood-stained UserZero Tag && Fruit from the tree of Death == Death unto Life (Level 300(
Death unto Life : A weapon imbued with the ability to steal and destroy life, infused with the rage and bloodlust of the first Omega-Plus. It glows red and black. Upon use, it drives the user into a bloody rage, flying off the handle and going off the deep end in every way possible, causing them to go on a semi-genocidial, frenzied rampage.

[quote=Revan,(time=1468957186)]TopHat appears. Quickly setting up shop the fine dandy goes to work in creating some basic gear and waves to the surrounding players.

Gentleman's Jacket|| (Armor && Lightweight Superstrong Material) == Armored Jacket
It's very effective armor and stylish to top it off.

Top Hat && Nanoweave ==Nanoweave Top Hat
More armor, more fun.

Shotgun && Copy of Doom && Essence of Rage == The Super Shotgun
A weapon of a great Demonslayer, it increases damage immensely especially against demons. It also makes the user quite fast in an attempt to emulate the great Doomguy.[/quote]
Welcome, Revan!
You make and equip the Gentleman;s Jacket and nanoweave top hat, both of which together give you 3 armor.

b]Shotgun && Copy of Doom && Essence of Rage == The Super Shotgun, Level 7.
[/b]A weapon of a great Demonslayer, it increases damage immensely especially against demons. It also makes the user quite fast in an attempt to emulate the great Doomguy.

[quote=Hezetor,(time=1468957544)]So.



&& = ?

I'm alchemizing the emoticons not what they represent.
[/quote]

Welcome, herzetor!
Sorry, i may have wrecked you post a bit. Sorry about that.

Your alchemy infomation is in this spoiler here.




====
As piono's attack flys towards the mobs, all of them proceed to take 6666 damage, with some, like the Openchess Archer, dying horrible. The Chaos Creeper, meanwhile, hisses, and the sound of a dial tone fills the battlefield. How strange. How annoying. The highly generic cube proceeds to absorb piono's "generic" (under 10000 damage) attack, and add's 6666 clones of it's self.

The Flying Bucket notices that it has survived, and grins evilly at PIONO. It promptly teleports onto piono's head, and, using bucket powers, proceeds to trap piono inside him. That One Annoying Guy tries to make friends with consumer, but instead annoys him for 3 damage. The Highly Generic Cubes use Cubic Technique Level 1: Darude- Cubestorm. The battlefield is flooded with cubes, and every player takes two damage. More mobs proceed to arrive.


The Battlefield.

PLAYERS
PIONO: 16/20 Trapped.
CONSUMER: 15/20
COBALTSHADE: 16/20
REVAN: 18/20 3 AC

ALLIED MOBS?

MOBS

That One Annoying Guy: 2444/9000

Highly Generic Cube: 1/1x6667. Absorbs attacks that deal under 10000 damage.

Chaos Creeper, not to be ©onfused with ©haos©reeper: 0/3000. Kamikazi in progress. Please wait for the dial tone to finish

A Flying Bucket: 4444/10000. Trapping Piono. No longer flying.

Elemental Scorpion: 20000/20000.

Robot Sniper: 2000/2000 x3. Locked onto CONSUMER, COBALTSHADE, and PIONO.

Crows: 200/200 x100.






Originally posted on 2016-07-19 23:30:00

This is what I am talking about.

Doombringer && Hopebringer && GODFODDWFN = ESSENCE, BROUGHT
DOOMENDER && THE VANQUISHER && HIS HAND = HIS FURY
UPDOP TERMNOP && I TOLD YOU DOG && JEGUS'S MIGHT = K E K
Carrot && Juicer && Bucket && Pure Void Energy = ???

I rejoice in the ability to create and use insane items with reckless abandon. My joy is at such a high level that it causes pain to anyone in the near proximity.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 23:39:00

I'm going to play this for kicks.

Hentai DVD && Average Squid = "Cuddly" Friend 1/???

(Battleaxe && Broken Warhammer of Zillyhoo) && (Battleaxe || Grimdark Smoke in a Can) && (Double Edged Spear && Terra Ingot Spearheads && Sharpenel) == Spax of Split Personality 1/??? (A Spax is a double-headed axe with a spear sticking out of the middle) (Can also have another spear head at the bottom of the shaft)

(Rocket Boots && Heatarium && Plasma Engine) && (Fine Cloth && Rubranium && Kneecap Pants) && (Part-Shaft Vest && R Symbol && Vitolite) && (Horned Helmet && Curved Glass && O2 Tank && Adurite) = R Armor v3 1/???

(Vitolite is an alloy of Breathite and Virarium, both from LOOAC (Land of Ores and Civilization).)
(Heatarium comes from LOOAC. It withstand temperatures up to 1 Million Degrees. Basically, you'd have to throw it into the core of the SUN to melt it.)
(Rubranium is a mixture of Rubber and Titanium. This gives Rubranium both great elasticity and durability.)

The Page of Time appears.

Looks like another fight, I'm i-
Ok, why am I wearing my god tier clothing?

Redstone puts a bunch of doo-dads on the Alchemeter, notably Hunk Rump: The Anime and metals made out of metals from his session's planet.

He then summons an axe and flips out on That One Annoying Guy.




Originally posted on 2016-07-20 02:43:00

Looks fun.

I kick a robot sniper into a waste compacter.

oh look an alchemy:

Cannon && Ducttape && Slightly Broken Cannon && Antimatter && The Full Dragon Ball Z series on a tiny USB stick && 10 terabytes of Angry Joe's Face && Radio && A Minion Poster && A Single Grain of Sand && The number 7 && a box full of boxes && Cheesecake && 10 more terabytes of Angry Joe's Face II A rubber duck = The worst thing ever (Level ??: 1/?)

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 03:00:00

Crystal rolls an infinity-sided die, and a sudden burst of randomness summons Old Man Shardy-Hands, the man with glass shards in his hands.

He then alchemizes ((Stone Relic && Confined Demise) || Amethyst Flames == Arjwani Generator) && Inert Throne == Onyx Throne (Level ???)

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 03:05:00

I declare myself not in the near proximity of Idea/ALEX just in case his alchemy hits me. I then get back to doing alchemy shenanigans, by alchemising.
Chair > Fine > Fine > Fine > Fine > Fine == Regnum Dei (Level 413)
Regnum Dei: IT'S FREAKING REGNUM DEI. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE. THIS THING IS ON PAR IN HP TERMS WITH LORD ENGLISH JUDGING BY ACT 2, AND PROBABLY IN POWER TERMS IF IT WASN'T POWERING SPLIT. STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY SLAVES FRIENDS. STAY. AWAY.

Ha. you thought that was it, didn't you? Don't worry, next turn, I'll get a better version of Regnum Dei. A much, much better version. For now, I sit on it, admire the awesomeness points it will give be, take out a laptop to start typing up proposals for the strife rule, and generate a shield providing a certain amount of extra armour, since my godmodding armour is absent. I then deathstare Redstone.

ConsumerOfAll: Hello. It appears that you have been trying to murder somebody who wants to be my friend. I consider that very rude. Please cease and desist, otherwise I will be forced to take action against your continued existence via the medium of strife.

I take out the Dominator, before a blast of godmodding energy overtakes the Crows. They're crows. Do you think that they can resist? No. No, they can't. The flock that I control fly past Redstone, before tackling the Robot Sniper aimed at me.

(something something rule 63 self-insert i really sound like a tumblr blogger whining about their fireselves pronouns and ridiculous usages don't i)

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 07:48:00

I spawn.

CREATING ALCHEMY: Train && Ircucvci && Broken Update Terminal = Mr. Bones' Wild Ride (Level 1,000,000)

The robot snipers are immediately bisected by a Level 1,000,000 alchemy.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 10:09:00

Glitch Extract && The Black Monolith && Reversing Mirror = ?

Paradox Essence && Updop Terminop = ?

Throne || [ ( Wyrmskull Throne && The Emperor's Golden Throne && The Scarlet Throne && Throne of Want && Gravity Throne && Frieza's chair && The Mobius Chair && Throne of the Skies (modular) && Nuclear Throne && The Iron Throne && The Space Throne) && ( Module of Total Manipulation && Module of Reality Manipulation && At the Speed of Zeno && The Manipulator && The Glory of the Stars ) ] = L' Ultimo Trono level ?

Similarly to the second throne that Hezetor used this is an agglomeration of other important and strong thrones around the multiverse, the various thrones were fused one another to create the basics material for this throne, the result is an immense structure, with a rather cubic base, it' mostly composed of a shady metal decorated with gold lines that represent the movement of the wind, the throne emits a soft blue light caused by the flowing plasma that moves under the metal, the right armrest is decorated with the head of a ram and the other with the head of a eagle they are both made of platinum and to conclude four columns of fire encapsulate the full figure.


(ehy GM, give it proper powers)


While I'm at it I summon Rugname from DTG0 so people have something to test their alchemies on, it will probably survive half a turn but at least is something.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 12:19:00