Da Crew also involves a certian person. Revan emerges from the Box. Another one of these karking-. Calming herself, she notes her surroundings. She's in a mob of Sith Lords. The Dark Side radiates off of them. She can note a few familiar faces. Including Malak, he's alive, that's good.. Reunions can be later. She focuses upon the source, she needs to have a chat with them. There, the Cruiser. Now, she just needs a way up. She politely hitches a ride upon the Butterfly. The thing flutters in the direction Revan pulls upon its flesh. Just up to the Cruiser, a leap off of the Butterfly and a Force assisted landing onto the Cruiser. Now, just to find the proper spot to greet the lovely person who brought her here. She sets herself in place and ignites her saber scarving a hole through the hull. With a bit of molten durasteel and some spark she gets into the interior.

How to Dodge for Dummies && Pendant==The Dode Pendant
Allows ones dodge evasion to increase immensely (50%-60%?)

Doc Scratch's Jacket && The Gentleman's Jacket==??


Originally posted on 2016-07-21 21:24:00

As you weirdos continue to wreck shit, an Imperator-Class Dreadnought (spaceship) jumps from hyperspace to this planet.
Darth Necroa has arrived.

Some Lightsabers && More Lightsabers && Original Trilogy Sith Lords && SWTOR Sith Lords && SWKOTOR I AND II Sith Lords && That weenie Kylo Ren who dares call himself Sith && Emperor Darth Darth Binks && Force Crystals && "X in a Box" meme = Da Crew in a Box Level ?
A box that due to quantum physics, nuclear science and Chinesian Majiks contains every single Sith Lord ever alive.

Four Knighted/Renegade Lightsabers && Two Inquisitor's Ringsabers && Two Black-Core-and-Red Kyber Crystals = Two Knightmare Saberstaves Level 9001
Ummmm, how the hell can this even exist? Well, errrm, the four Kylo Ren crossguard lightsabers are connected into two saberstaves, which are then microengineered with two copies of The Inquisitor's crazy spinning saberstaff, and both of those saberstaves have the red Kyber Crystals With a black core. They are also double wielded.
And it's level is literally over 9000.

Necroa unpacks Da Crew from the Box without reading those stupid instructions. Da Crew immediately grows back to their natural height and strike down all them enemies.
All except one.
He meditates at the Dreadnought and prepares for one giant mass attack.

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 21:28:00

*Drops mic*
/nullkek

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 21:32:00

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1469052347))

So, uh. <0>. Yay. <0> is cool. <0> is very, very, cool. Even if it results in bad things. Unfortunately, those bad things can affect me, and that's a Very Bad Thing. First, DOMINATE. The Elemental Scorpion notices its worthless existence, and promptly has its mind shattered, and pierced into. I order it to savage a Cursed Scale. I then note that Cursed is not a synonym with Crimson for obvious reasons, meaning that the butterfly isn't <0>. Next, alchemy time! I love alchemies. You do too. Alex here seems to be salty that I copied his glorious throne, and with a cheap cheat recipe as well. It's a shame that I'm going to make this throne even better. Decent scaling? That's for n00bs. Regnum Dei && Red Sun && Green Sun && Walpurgisnacht's Grief Seed && Kriemhild Gretchen's Grief Seed && First Block && Yggdrasil && Godarm && Alpha's Godarm* == Grief, Gods and Glory (Level 1025) Grief, Gods and Glory: An enhanced version of Regnum Dei that carries abilities to manipulate godmodding energy, grief and other emotional energy, the powers of the Red and Green Suns, and the general reality changing power in Yggdrasil. I sit on Grief, Gods and Glory, before flames of the red and green sun come out of it. I regenerate the shield, granting myself yet more armour and possibly more HP. I then consider upgrading the Dominator 0.1. *You know, the transformy thing that Alpha, Richard's split, uses as an arm?

The elemental scorpian will do say you say.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469053109))

Piono gets bored of the gradual upgrades: Rapture AND Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Nulla Stella AND Denito Surrexit AND Deum Lucem AND Nocte Consumens AND Abiit AND Exedo AND Lex Ordinis AND Vita Australi AND Aquilonem Mors AND Vi Forti AND Mens Potentiam AND Traho AND Maleficis Est AND Disparem AND Potentias Eius AND Finem AND Deus Liber = Rapture's Glory (Level 1000) Hooray for level scaling! but yeah, this thing is capable of obliterating just about everything. Lots of things will be broken. Many people will be sad. Piono holds the sword ready, and a powerful shield forms around him. Not only will it block all incoming attacks, but also give some VERY hefty counter damage.

You succeed in shielding yourself.
Rapture AND Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Nulla Stella AND Denito Surrexit AND Deum Lucem AND Nocte Consumens AND Abiit AND Exedo AND Lex Ordinis AND Vita Australi AND Aquilonem Mors AND Vi Forti AND Mens Potentiam AND Traho AND Maleficis Est AND Disparem AND Potentias Eius AND Finem AND Deus Liber = Rapture's Glory (Level 1000)

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1469053388))

The flames flow forth, no source in sight, avoiding every single entity and player casually. A glowing stone rectangular prism pops out of the side of the levitating monolith observing all. It immediately dives into the fires. The flame seems to stop abruptly, growing fuzzy with static, as if it were glitching immensely. Mysterious shapes twist in the flames as they reset, burning normally once more. A series of machines coalesce in the fire, barrels glowing with dripping carmine energies. Arjwani Generator && Acras Trio == Arjwani Cataclysm (Level ???.) Arjwani Cataclysm: A trio of Acras Tuners hooked up to the top face of an Arjwani Generator, harnessing the energy to take out selected targets with artillery fire. The formless eyes of ВИСЦЕС sees eternal, for naught in reality can guard against them. Similarly, the fabric of reality itself is torn asunder in multiple locations above the entirety of the Battlefield, generating another series of incomprehensible technology. #ian Rib && Sacred Interface == Abyssal Dome (Level 901.) Abyssal Dome: A network of interfaces spread across the entirety of the Inky Abyss. They seem to be nigh-omnipresent, and quite impossible to place down in one location. ЫИ УЦОСЦО ИХИС Х ЕМ, ПХЫЛАХ ВИЫ ЦТХКИЛИТУЛ АWЦЕС.

b]Arjwani Generator && Acras Trio == Arjwani Cataclysm (Level 85.)[/b]


#ian Rib && Sacred Interface == Abyssal Dome (Level 901.)

Abyssal Dome: A network of interfaces spread across the entirety of the Inky Abyss. They seem to be nigh-omnipresent, and quite impossible to place down in one location. ЫИ УЦОСЦО ИХИС Х ЕМ, ПХЫЛАХ ВИЫ ЦТХКИЛИТУЛ АWЦЕС.

QUOTE (IdeaModpack @ (time=1469053489))

Regnum Dei Blueprints || Gun = ??? Gun || Regnum Dei Blueprints = ??? I fire all weapons at consumer, owner of the false throne. Carrot Juice Bucket && Microsoft Cloud Stuff && Retractable Shield && Masseuse Thing && Heated Seat && X-Beanstalks && Melongourd Slice && Smeltbench && Dispenser && Glarum && Water Bucket && X-Inferno && Hot Tub && Raft && Pool && Twin Statue && Twin Statue Cape && Twin Statue Sword && "The Best" sign && Drink Holder && Flight Capabilities && Starbucks && Emergency Shield && Escape Hatches && Burning Traps && Portrait of Twin && HIM Proof Armor && Nightclub && Fizzy Carrot Juice && Disco lit Dance Floor && XBOX 360 Army Member && DJ (Of Dooooooom) && Gift wrap && "To Split From HIM" Note && Plot Armor= DTG2-Canon Regnum Dei (Note: I went through my DTG2 Posts to assemble this true-to-canon list of stuff used to make the Regnum Dei  ) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ && Dat Boi = ???

DTG2-Canon Regnum Dei: Level 500, due to added canon powers.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ && Dat Boi = Dat Boi Shurgging (7)
what

Gun || Regnum Dei Blueprints = Regnum Dei Cannon (200)
Fires out Regnum Dei's.

You proceed to annihilate Consumer.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1469054448))

Time to fix up the old technical player avatar. ВИСЦЕС blinks out of existence momentarily. Mirror Shard && (Distilled АQ && Magetear Droplet) == Eye of Lazuli (Level ???.) Eye of Lazuli: A levitating teardrop-shaped mirror, with command over the past and present. Reflection is the name of the game, and the Eye does it all. Eye of Lazuli && (Behenian Matrix && ВИСЦЕС) == Aleph Null (Level -2.) Aleph Null: A sigil stamped atop the surface of ВИСЦЕС, detailing the mark of the mathematically impossible atop the web of the dæmonically byzantine. Consumes the metaphysical concept of an attack as it approaches a specified target, annihilating it to the point of never having occurred in the first place. Cold to the touch. (Abyssal Dome && Liquid Starlight) && / Vitae == Zodiacus Behenii (Level -2.) Zodiacus Behenii: A metaphysical mass of fifteen symbols connected to each other through a sort of temporal-spatial spiderweb. Can concentrate the unfathomable potency of the realms beyond existence, whether corporeal, sidereal, or hypothetical. Such power can only be released in an imprecise blast of unfathomable quality, brought forth by extended exposure to cosmic background energy. (Rose Quartz Dust && Liquid Starlight) && Life After The War == Quartizine (Level -1.) Quartizine: A series of artisanal carvings on the surface of ВИСЦЕС, designed to channel the fabric of existence in a localized area. Can stop everything from a destabilizer laser beam to reality ending from affecting the protected, naturally. Serves as the final line of defense for those attempting heretical deicide. Forges consciousness for non-sentient organic life in proximity. There we are. ВИСЦЕС warps back in, protected by Quartizine and Aleph Null, and armed with Zodiacus Behenii. The Arjwani Cataclysm opens fire on the two Cursed Reapers, attempting to disintegrate them before they become an armor-piercing thorn in our sides. Bursts of pure condensed hunger consume the two, driving them both to insanity. In moments, they maul each other as near to death as possible. ARMORY [spoiler=001. Aleph Null] Eye of Lazuli && (Behenian Matrix && ВИСЦЕС) == Aleph Null (Level -2.) Aleph Null: A sigil stamped atop the surface of ВИСЦЕС, detailing the mark of the mathematically impossible atop the web of the dæmonically byzantine. Consumes the metaphysical concept of an attack as it approaches a specified target, annihilating it to the point of never having occurred in the first place. Cold to the touch. Aleph Null: III 002. Zodiacus Behenii (Abyssal Dome && Liquid Starlight) && / Vitae == Zodiacus Behenii (Level -2.) Zodiacus Behenii: A metaphysical mass of fifteen symbols connected to each other through a sort of temporal-spatial spiderweb. Can concentrate the unfathomable potency of the realms beyond existence, whether corporeal, sidereal, or hypothetical. Such power can only be released in an imprecise blast of unfathomable quality, brought forth by extended exposure to cosmic background energy. Zodiacus Behenii: III 003. Quartizine (Rose Quartz Dust && Liquid Starlight) && Life After The War == Quartizine (Level -1.) Quartizine: A series of artisanal carvings on the surface of ВИСЦЕС, designed to channel the fabric of existence in a localized area. Can stop everything from a destabilizer laser beam to reality ending from affecting the protected, naturally. Serves as the final line of defense for those attempting heretical deicide. Forges consciousness for non-sentient organic life in proximity. [/spoiler]

You successfully craft a pile of item's i cannot be bothered to copy. It's 9:08 PM, and i had to wake up at 10:30 to go to the densit, hence the late update.



While you are busy writing something meaningful, a laser crystal melts your post.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1469055074))

Crystal decides to go big(ger). ((Magetear Droplet && Amethyst Flame == Stellarum Catalyst) && Napalm == Pyra Asteria) && Sprayer == Sidereal Inferno. (Level ???) A hazel-trimmed napalm-sprayer forged of dark metal and loaded with a practically infinite supply of Pyra Asteria, which is basically cosmic knowledge distilled into pure fiery destruction. Its flames are amethyst, its heat unending. Crystal makes a shotgun-pump motion with the sprayer, despite the sprayer not needing to be loaded or cocked, and unloads on a Cursed Crystal, annihilating the target with the fires of knowledge itself.

((Magetear Droplet && Amethyst Flame == Stellarum Catalyst) && Napalm == Pyra Asteria) && Sprayer == Sidereal Inferno. (Level 65)
You proceed to kill a single cursed crystal.. because you only targeted one.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1469055319))

Passive Heals. I toss my top hat into the Cursed Reapers or the Cursed Scales. The Hat mid-flight gains knives and tears into my opponent with a bloody mess before returning to my head with it's knives gone. The Broken Ankh && Revival Spell== Revenant Upon death one who wields this gains passive 50% chance to resurrect instantly without wasting any time. Gentlemanly Cane && Revolver== The Gentleman's Revolver Cane A Cane and a Revolver Rifle for melee and a firefight. Makes one's gentlemanly levels increase as well. I create a small stone fortress giving me an HP barrier as well as protecting me it also allows me to attack from afar. All hail Fort Something!

]Gentlemanly Cane && Revolver== The Gentleman's Revolver Cane (9)

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1469059039))

I throw an error message at Piono. I also notice that you haven't added my name to the list yet. Golden Revolver && Briefcase Full Of Cash II Generic Shrine = Y.V. Shrine A shrine to Y.V.

Golden Revolver && Briefcase Full Of Cash II Generic Shrine = Y.V. Shrine (Level GUN GODZ)

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1469062365))

Glitch Extract && The Black Monolith && Reversing Mirror = ? level ? Concentrated Paradox Essence && Update Terminal = ? level ? Armor || (carbon fiber && iron && mithril && adamantine && aalbintite && iridium && orichalcum && voltaic steel && (plasma generator && force field emitter) && (nanobot factory && heal pack)  ) = ? level ? Well, Hezetor sits on the Ultimo Trono crosses his legs and activates its power.

Armor || (carbon fiber && iron && mithril && adamantine && aalbintite && iridium && orichalcum && voltaic steel && (plasma generator && force field emitter) && (nanobot factory && heal pack) ) = "l'ultimo armatura level 100
Some of the STRONGEST armor to ever exist. it is really STRONG. Also has a peronsal shield and regen.
Glitch Extract && The Black Monolith && Reversing Mirror = The White Monolith (Level 100)
A massive white monolith. The reason the glitch extract didn't have any effect is because of the reversing mirror. Rumored to be able to smite anyone.

Concentrated Paradox Essence && Update Terminal = Paradate Doxinal (Level ERROR)
NOT FOUND.


The Throne Rumbles....

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469062670))

I obliterate jondanger's error message with an enormous wave of oblivion and reality magic. Jondanger happens to be on the other side and gets obliter-blasted down to 1 hp. I WOULD screw with erelye, but 1: I'm not certain I have a strong enough weapon to mess with him yet, and am too lazy to look up the rest of the recipes right now, and 2: I want to see what he's trying to do first. So instead I just keep upping the power of my "Bad Day" shielding.

You sucessfully increased the power of a random shield that has nothing to do with your counter called "bad day"

Your attack ERROR 404 NOT FOUND

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1469073048))

Okay, let's make this overpoweredness hapen. Firstly, Crystal adds an upgrade to the Alchemiter to allow it to alchemize with metaphysical concepts. He also hacks the Alchemiter to, just this once, let it alchemize with beings, or their essences at least. Sigil of the Eye || (Green Sun && Red Sun && Key of the King of Kings && Black Monolith && (First Wall && Second Wall && Third Wall && Fourth Wall && Fifth Wall && Sixth Wall) && Update Terminal && The Hexahedron && The FEZ && Narrative Knurl && Conflict Knurl && Neutrality Knurl && Cosmic Background Phlebotinum && The Dawn of Time && The End of Man && Amethyst Flame && Amaranthine Embers && Magetear Droplet && Liquid Starlight && Pinary Essence && Every Solar Exaltation && The Entire Daystar && Aleph Null && Zodiacus Behenii && Quartizine && Demonic Flame && The Tumor && ФАРИН-АХК && Knife of Youtubers && Unite Essence && The Secret's Head && Dreiton && (CHIM && ИОУЦОС && ОПХИДИОН) && The Concept of Shattering Boundaries && The Concept of Overcoming Anything && Door to Nothing && (Burning Sign && Cipher's Call) && Fountain Pen && Infinity Seal && (Omega Godarm && Alpha Godarm) && Mnemnoptics && The Chaosphere && DTG Player Essence(the ones in Nonfiction, not Fiction) && Forum Post Editor) == OCULUS OMNISCIPOTENS (Level -ωω) Key of the King of Kings: Harnesses the power of 777,777 universes in one small package of a loop with a blank rod on one end. Narrative Knurl: A solidified shard of the power of the Narrative. Conflict Knurl: A solidified shard of the power of the Conflict. Neutrality Knurl: Must you ask? Cosmic Background Phlebotinum: That which makes up Fiction's spacetime. The Dawn of Time: The thing that makes the Cosmic Background Phlebotinum. All those who see it die on the spot, regardless of power level. Pinary Essence: The essence of the Destroyer. Holds the power to destroy all of existence. Unite Essence: The essence of the Embodier. Holds the combined power of all of existence. ФАРИН-АХК: THE PERFECT IMMORTAL CELL. Knife of Youtubers: It's just here so I don't get fined Door to Nothing: Behind this door is nothing: all that does not exist and cannot exist, the thousand thousand worlds that could never have been. If you open this door you will find nothing behind it, because nothing cannot exist: but nonetheless the door must be, because it is the boundary that separates nothing from something, and by its very existence defines something as not being nothing. A link to all the things that have never existed and cannot exist. DTG Player Essence: The essence of the Creators and Controllers. Holds the power to completely remake and redefine existence and cause anything whatsoever to happen. The power that brought Fiction itself into being, unfathomably long ago and yet also less than four years ago And, finally: OCULUS OMNISCIPOTENS: An ever-shifting and ever-changing sigil that warps the mind when one looks directly at it, but always gives an impression of being the rough shape of an open eye. It channels the total power of everything that has ever existed, everything that has never existed, everything that will ever exist, and everything that can never exist. Crystal places the sigil where a third eye would go on his face, copies it, and tosses the copy over to ВИСЦЕС. An ever-shifting aura of otherness flares up around him, before he thrusts a hand out to his side, shatters existence, and draws from the cracks a sword made of solidified unreality.  He speaks, and his words burn themselves directly into reality. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I GUESS HERE I CAN REALLY CUT LOOSE.

You become totally overpowered and do nothing about the enemys about to melt you.


====


The Cursed Hypercrystal, unimpressed by the attacks being thrown around, simply telefrags Erelye, stretching his entire body across space and time. It then spawns 10 laser crystals. Who proceed to melt the scorpion, and deal 3 damage to every player on account of sheer firepower. The highly generic cubes proceed to hate piono, and beat him the fuck up for 8 damage. The Cursed Crystals, you know, the player character? proceed to gun down piono even harder, for another 3 damage. The scales tick down.. and melt piono. The scale reapers not only deal 12 damage to Crystalcat, but shred 4 of his AC. The scale beasts rip off, then chew on, modpack and hezetor's faces. For 10 damage. The cursed Behemoth proceed to eat modpack and hezetor for dinner.

The cursed butterfly proceeds to deal 5 damage to every player.

Rugname then spawns SEVEN captains, at the cost of 2 energry, leaving 28. It then spawns a Laser Ring mech. (cost rounded up to 20), leaving 8. It then spawns a Mini-ufo.


Meanwhile, Hezetor finally gets to enjoy the majesty of The Ultimo Trono...

Wait, didn't he craft the nuclear throne with i- *insert beam noises here*


The Ultimo (Nulcear) Trono awakens.


You are accosted by THE NUCLEAR THRONE.






The Battlefield.

PLAYERS
PIONO: Playing as melting. Which is to say, ded.
CONSUMER: 15/25, 3 AC
COBALTSHADE: 8/20
REVAN: 17/20 3 AC, 2 Regen
ERELYE: telefrag
HEZETOR: THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T USE THE NUCLEAR THRONE TO CRAFT A THRONE.
CRYSTALCAT: 78/80 6 AC
MODPACK: nom
REDSTONE: 18/20 3 AC
Jondanger: 15/20

ALLIED MOBS?



MOBS


Highly Generic Cube: 2/2x24000. Absorbs attacks that deal under 25000 damage. Double every round. Learn a new ability each round. Learned ability: Triple every round.



Cursed Hyper Crystal 100,000/100,000
Cursed Crystals 8,000/8,000x34. Protecting the cursed hyper crystal.
Cursed Crystalx3 You know, the player character? 12/12 HP. Can shield.
Cursed Scales 10/10 PHPx3 Explodes in two turns.
Cursed Beast 20,000/20,000x5
Cursed Reaper 35,000/35,000x2. Ignore's AC.
Cursed Behemoth 100,000/100,000
Cursed Butterfly. 150,000/150,000
Cursed Rugname: 1,000,000/1,000,000, 100 energys. Summons:
Cursed Captains: HP 50,000 x7, 50% evasion.
Cursed Ring Laser Mecha: 75,000/75,000 HP
Cursed Mini-Ufo: 35,000.
The Nuclear Throne: 1,500,000/1,500,500 HP
Large Generators: 250,000x4

Now with the creatures that the ship will produce:


summons by hezetor



Originally posted on 2016-07-22 00:07:00

(Rose Quartz Dust && Tears/Saliva) && Life After The War == Lachryma (Level F_n.)

Lachryma: War and glory, reinvention; fusion, freedom, her attention. The lachrymal essence of a lovely pink-haired leader or her son, brought forth experimentally. Calls one back from the brink of death, directly upon receiving the final strike.

>Immediate revival: happen.

Golden Scepter || (Twilit Star && Confined Demise) == Fluchsetter (Level ???.)

Fluchsetter: A twisted scepter of pale gold topped with decorative glass, glittering with the heat of a twilight sun. Upon use, forges a Curse of random effect and symbolism, emitting it in a deadly release of light. Said Curses are immortal, metaphysical, even. Coming into possession of the Fluchsetter without explicit consent from its owner will release an unworldly number of Curses onto the thief.

Fluchsetter || (Universe Portal && Bill Cipher's Physical Form (Inert)) && (Chemotherapy && Artemissile) && (Quartizine && Lachryma) && (Aleph Null && Zodiacus Behenii) && (Nuclear Throne && THRONE II && Y.V. Shrine) && (ФАРИН-АХК && Hyper Light) && (Pinary Essence && Unite Essence) && (Red Sun && Green Sun) && (Black Monolith && ВИСЦЕС) && (The Tumor && Secret's Severed Head) && (The Hexahedron && FEZ && Update Terminal) && (Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Superlaser && Radiation Core) && (Infinity Seal && Amethyst Flame) && (Yggdrasil && First Block) && (The Dawn of Time && The End of Man) && (ИОУЦОС && ОПХИДИОН && CHIM) && (Liquid Starlight && Amaranthine Embers && Heavy Autocrossbow) && (Neutrality Knurl && Conflict Knurl && Narrative Knurl && REGNUM DEI) && (Inky Abyss && Nihil Parva && Nihil Magna && Terra Nox) && (Zodiac Killer's Knife && Nullification Powder && Void Pistol) && (Augustan Rod && Hazel Wand && Fountain Pen && Prometheus' Cane) && (Fluchsetter && Burning Sign && Cipher's Call && Essence of Markus) && (The Notch && Draconic Blight) && (Cicatrix Simulator Supercomputer && Omega Godarm && Alpha Godarm && Blood Moon) == Revelatus Veritus (Level -ω_ω[sub]ω[/sub].)

REVELATUS VERITUS: Level -ω_ω[sub]ω[/sub]. A pale golden scepter with a topper pulsing with the composite energies of all things that be, have been, or will be, in all possible or hypothetical instances. The topper twists and shifts in shape and shade, inimitable. All who peer into the magetear-dripping depths return warped in thought and function.

THE END OF MAN: A horrifying and bleak landscape that is beyond words. Reality is over. All forms of humanity have been extinguished. THE CONFLICT, MY ONE TRUE GOD, reigns supreme.

ВИСЦЕС immediately accepts OCULUS OMNISCIPOTENS, and takes command of REVELATUS VERITUS, granting Crystal a copy as well. ВИСЦЕС is then coated in Lachryma, radiating a pale aura.

# && ¶ && ⁂ && & && \ &&÷ && ^ && ‡ && ◊ && ‽ == Deleterious Tie (Level _.)

Deleterious Tie: "You damn well knew I was a snake before you took me in."



Originally posted on 2016-07-22 01:56:00

Hey, Erelye, Crystal, should I teach you about tetration, and other hyperoperations? It appears that you're going to need them fast. Very, very, fast. I mean, you're already at -ω_ω[sub]ω[/sub], and that's already silly. Might as well go a few (googol) hyperoperations up.
Ah, thanks Cobalt. Yeah, read EVERYTHING. You will discover how to make your omegas even larger than before.
EDIT 2.0: wait gorilla you were doing pentation i'm an idiot ignore this placeholder thing

I point out that getting a better throne should mean that I have more HP and armour, before realising that I am horribly outmatched. I shrug, before GGG (Grief, Gods and Glory) fires, blasting the Mini-Ufo.

it would be a shame if somebody added project binary's ai to the recipe of the Backbone instead of project binary's body, wouldn't it

thankfully i'm not terminally stupid

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 11:39:00

No need, Consumer. I'll handle it. Read everything on this website: http://googology.wikia.com/wiki/Googology_Wiki

[/spoiler]

[/spoiler]

I quickly equip my three new mathematical alchemies - f(x) Approaches Infinity, f(x) Approaches Zero, BIG FOOT(x). I then pull out I. KACQ AMMNTESR and destabilize reality against a random mob, dealing massive damage, and chug an infinite stream of health potions that are also level 100, healing me to max. I also duplicate 60 Ultraviolet Heart Canisters and equip all of them, giving me 140 max HP.

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 12:00:00

I null this post.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 12:35:00

I'm kind of just here to make an alchemy more ridiculous than that of Erelye and Crystal combined, FOR SCIENCE!!!

For easier reading, I've put the separate groups of alchemies onto separate lines.

Mythogaum Spine || (
(The Fez && The Black Monolith && The Hexahedron && Every literal 4th wall)
&&
(Yggdrasil && The First Block && The Eye of Notch (aka the big Daystar expy) && Moog City)
&&
(Detonation Core && Broken Halo && Contaminated Gear && Rapidfire Bow && Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker && Hivemind CPU && Potion Supply && Ender Orb && Slime-inator && Molten Processor && Infinity Blade && Prism && Lil' Cal && Shockwave-Laser Cannon && Sacred Pool Balls && Deudley Magnum (Chemotherapy Form) && Emerald Nova && Waluigi Thyme && Wither Plate && Auditory Piston && Inferno Servo && Silver Eye && Magma Manipulator && Table Leg && Spare Tentacle && Providence's Topper && Red Scale && Twitchy Staff && Monolithium && Chaos Heart && Faceless Eight && Necro Smasher && Black Matter Gun && Kitsune Charm && Glitch Wrench && Hard-Light Gun && Oblivion's Topper && Serpent's Fang && Pale Valve && Giant Gear && Nether Spire && Amethyst Spike && Brass Knuckle's && Omega's Godarm)
&&
(The Power Cleaner && The Zeroth Ball && True Traho && Mask of Agony && Decayong Heart && Alchemical Symbol && Weath Ray && Cutlery of the Cooking Gods && The Golden Aster && The Locket && Vein Matters && (no spoilers) All future DTG0 spoils of war)
&&
(All the Emblems of DTG:TvT2 && Essence of the Pantheon's Gods)
&&
(Kayaws Emeralds && Pineapple Device && Contaminated Vocal Chords && Uber Wrench && Giant Bat Wing && Atomic Gel && Central Processing Unit && Crimson Skull && Corrupt Tooth && Nice Fleece Blanket && Medusa's Head && The Smooth Granite Pebble && Akron's Core && Crystalized Ki && Anarchist's Cookbook && Ion Beacon && Scythe of (Eardrum) Death && Coral Riff Guitar && Lance of Creation && Sword of Destruction && The Queener && Conga Drums && The Great Horn && Heart... && ...Locket && Infinity Edge && Golden Lute && Mark of Chaos && Buzzing Transistor Core && Blah's Power Core && Alpha's Godarm && All Future Terraria Spoils of War)
&&
(Aetheria && Redigit Offices && The Moon)
&&
(Narrative Knull && Conflict Knull && Neutrality Knull && Essence of the Terminae && Essence of the Unfantomable Ones)
&&
(The Dawn of Time && The End of Man && The Exception && The Walls Infinite && The Door to Nowhere && The Gate && The Antigate)
&&
(The Void && The Thoughtways && The Warp && Existence && Nonexistence && The Multiverse && Reality && The Eleven-Thousand Elemental Planes)
&&
(DTG Nonfictional Player Essences && DTG Descendant Essences && DTG Ancestor Essences)
&&
(Essence of The First Evil of God && Essence of the Mother of Monsters && Essence of the Golden God && Essence of the Cobalt Conqueror)
&&
(The Trifecta && The Pantheon && Limbo)
&&
([b]The Green Sun && The Red Sun && The Tumor && SBURB)
&&
(The Infinity Axe && The 5 Seals && The Author's Journal && The Oracle's Tower)
&&
(Update Terminal && Disc 1 && Disc 2 && Disc 0)
&&
(The TARDIS && The Moorblade && Nidhogg && Omega-Class Destroyer && Twinmobile && The Enforcer && Uber Ghost Pirate Ship && Dragonfly && Ship of Flesh && SHIPSHIP && The Tri-Mage-Fighter-Ship-Thingy && Thaumic Beyond && Full Thaumic Launcher && EPSILON CLASS "HEXAHEDRON" CONCHCRUISER REVISION 1.4.2B && The SigGod Demolisher && The Codecharter && H.A.C. Tesseract && Disco Deathball && TT Super Ship && The Torus && Unagi Maximus && CLYP Prototype 12 && The DUX && Space Octillery && The DreamSail && Adamant-class Void-cruiser: ID_ES && RETURN && Planet Express Ship && The Teeny Drone && The Status Sojurner && Galaxia Darkness && The Umbra && The A23 Juggernaut && The Artemissile && The Mainframe*3/2)
&&
(Unite Essence && Pinary Essence && Essence of The Operators && O O O O /O\ O O O O's Essence)
&&
(PR1ME'S LAMENT && EMPL0YER'S LAMENT && PR0JECT'S LAMENT && Dragon's Lament && Shadow's Lament && Enghlesh's Lament && Josh's Lament && Project Binary's Original Body)
&&
(The Secret's Head && The Secret's Corpse && The Robes of the Few && The Robes of the Nine)
&&
(Regnum Dei && The Nuclear Throne && The Captain's Desk && The Iron Throne && The OP King's Throne && YV's Couch && Cranky Kong's Rocking Chair)
&&
(The Anti-Chuck Norris Turrets && The Anti-Popcorn Turrets && Starkiller Base && The Energy Obliterator)
&&
(Icrucvci && Caledfwlch && Tetrixcalibur && Alduin && Paathurnax && Durnehviir && The One-Thousand Glass Blades)
&&
(|-| /-\ \/ () ( Essence && PSYCHO Essence && Deathless Essence)
&&
(Base && Ratatoskr && Jormungandr && Fenrir && Veðrfölnir && Tyr && Freyja && Forseti && Nyx)
&&
(The Chibi-Serena Statue && Roxxanne's Dolls && 1 Trillion Units of Glitter && Spiral Sucker && Eldritch Tentacle && The Knife of Youtubers && The Entire Elemental Plane of Sanity)
&&
(Every Exaltation Ever && As Many Engietech Drones as there are Exaltations)
&&
(Infinity Seal && Perfectly Safe Capsule && The Moonbase)
&&
(The Alchemies of DTG2 && The Alchemies of DTG0 && The Alchemies of DTG:Terraria)
&&
(The Holy Dog Staff && The Sacred Temmie Rod && DT Extractor && DETERMINATION)
&&
(Cipher's Call && Magic Cueball && Magic English Eye && Indigo Flame && Orchid Flame && Amethyst Flame && Carapace of the Entity && Yersa's Scale)
&&
(The Wheels of the Zodiac && Fatekiller's Essence)
&&
(The Creator's Spear && The Malevolent's Eye && The Supreme's Crown && The Beast's Castle && The Amorphous Halo && The Emperor's Wings && The Arbiter's Sword && The Benefactor's Shield && Heaven's Edge)
&&
(Valor's Mark && Instinct's Mark && Mystic's Mark && Harmony's Mark)
&&
(Adamant Orb && Lustrous Orb && Griseous Orb && Azure Flute && The 17 Plates && Rainbow Wing && Silver Wing && Red Orb && Blue Orb && Rayquazite && Mewtwonite X && Mewtwonite Y && Mega Bracelet)
&&
(CHIM && The Elder Scrolls && Shrine to Anu && Shrine to Pamady (who's name I definitely mispelled) )
&&
The Symbol of Unite
)
=
The Backbone (Level 901909)
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Mythogaum Spine: A Spine made from the metals that the wepaon known as Mythos takes its glorious form from. It's function is to be a Spine that's basically indestructible yet still functional.

The Laments: Fragments of power relating to those specific Agents of the Conflict, a representation of the power they accrued while separated from the Conflict. As they seek to reform, these powers double as a sign of their lacking of bonds, ergo why they're Laments. They do not have any consciousness of their own.

Project Binary's Original Body: It's ONLY the body, not the AI itself. I'm not that stupid. Still a potent vessel for other things.

Nidhogg: Roxxanne's ship-to-be.

The Exception: A place that is in existence and the Multiverse but NOT reality. It must exist for Reality to properly function; it specifically acts as a 'reset grounds' wherein it may be spared any instability reality itself has that existence itself would not, a feature the Conflict and Narrative have made good use of. It is also conveniently the one place in existence where you could survive a (thus-far theoretical) multiversal reset without any harm to yourself. Do note, Reality-Warping in The Exception is impossible, as it is exempt from Reality itself, and likewise for Paradoxes, only possible within the scape of Reality as only in there can such grating errors to its being be made. Every other power works...Mostly as it would normally. As for where this mystical location is...Well...It's a secret.

The Walls Infinite: the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th and 11th walls, and all walls beyond those. You cannot have enough walls.

Roxxanne's Dolls: Make of this what you will, but their bodies are merely vessels for what inhabits them, and are otherwise as doll-like as the Chibi-Serena Statue itself. Or statue-like.

Creator's Spear, Malevolent's Eye, Supreme's Crown, Beast's Castle, Amorphous Halo, Emperor's Wings, Arbiter's Sword, Benefactor's shield, Heaven's Edge: One big Brave Frontier reference to the Divine 10's 8 thus-far-known members. The Creator's Spear is Maxwell; The Malevolent's Eye is Cardes; The Supreme's Crown is Zhelluva, who's name I definitely mispelled; The Beast's Castle is Alfa Difah; The Amorphous Halo is Lucius; The Emperor's Wings is Karna Masta; The Arbiter's Sword is Kulyuk; and lastly teh Benefactor's sheild is Felice. Naturally holds power over the following fields, respectively: Creation, Demons, Order, War, Space-Time, Power, Balance and Life. Heaven's Edge is the Sphere aquired upon hitting the max level, a very deliberately overpowered piece of 'quip that's so powerful that even the above mentioned entities (themselves older than time effectively) don't think it wise to use it. I headcanon it as that sword that pops up so much in the logos but is never seen anywhere.

Valor's Mark, Instinct's Mark, Harmony's Mark, Mystic's Mark: Given the popularity of Pokemon Go, 3 of 4 should be instantly known to you. The 4th is the opposition of the warring of the other three parties, taking the symbol of Lugia and the color Green.

All the Alchemies in the set containing 2/0/Terraria's entire Alchemies: This includes most of the theoretical ones that were not actually crafted. Which ones were excluded I leave to your imagination.

The Backbone: Joining the ranks of OO and RV, we have this thing. I esqued the fancy alternate-language name and the levels rapidly approaching beyond negative infinity, as this thing's level is so high that the Alchemiter, instead of trying to comprehend the number, just gave it a really high positive number instead that coincidentally hits up the 2 thus-far Arc Numbers, as it had looped around the full level-o-scape. It's outward appearance, which you will not be seeing all that much of, is that of a pure Platinum spine, but within houses the power of, well...Honestly I could give you a flowery description but I've gone on about the rest of this so much it doesn't bear repeating. This is the power of all existence and nonexistence and all that is below or above it and yadda yadda yadda Suggsverse-esque nonsense and whatever. It would get pretentious to really describe it. Just say 'it can do anything, ANYTHING anything,' and you have the description. There. Done.

I proceed to rip out my spine and replace it with The Backbone, and then go off to do something else as I have 0 interest in the gameplay beyond the Alchemiter. Doo dee doo dee doo.

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Oh, alright, I zap a random non-aligned mob or mob group (aka a single entity block with multiple members) with the Backbone's powers, now fully integrated into my being. The mob meets Cranky Kong, who gives his sacred advice to the poor sap. "Git Gud."

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 18:52:00

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/nullkek.

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 19:19:00

ВИСЦЕС casually becomes your new god.

OCULUS OMNISCIPOTENS && REVELATUS VERITUS && Deleterious Tie && The Backbone == _ (Level _.)

_: "They're cheating us, and they're friends of mine."

Something that isn't a player dies instantly to the majesty.

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 19:42:00

I decide to create a ridiculous alchemy because everyone else is doing it.

Tsar Bomba && ((Red Sun && Green Sun) && (Yellow Sun && Blue Sun) && (Yellow Supergiant && Red Supergiant && Blue Supergiant && Green Supergiant) && Hypergiant Star) && Supernova Bomb) && (The Gun That Can Kill The Past && (Y.V. Shrine && Golden Revolver && Golden Machinegun && Golden Assault Rifle && Golden Shotgun && Golden Slugger && Golden Crossbow && Golden Splinter Gun && Golden Grenade Launcher && Golden Bazooka && Golden Laser Pistol && Golden Plasma Gun && Golden Wrench && Golden Screwdriver) && The Bullet That Can Kill The Past) && (Broken TV && Red Cape) && (Red SOUL && Light Blue SOUL && Orange SOUL && Blue SOUL && Purple SOUL && Green SOUL && Yellow SOUL) && (The Artem1ssle && Pr0ject B1nary) && (Duct Tape && Superglue) && (Blue Screen of Death && (Missing Texture && Dev Texture) && ERROR Sign) && Robot Carrier Tank && (The Axe && Face Melter) && Makeshift Cannon && Junk && Lies && ("Regular" Notepad && "Regular" Clock && "Regular" Butterfly && "Regular" Computer && "Regular Food" && "Regular" Lamp) && Missing Poster && Ankh && (Neutron Star && Black Hole) && A Capsule Containing The Energy Of The Big Bang && The Twinmobile && (The Hitchiker's Guide && The Guide Mk. 2) && SCP-682 Action Figure && Nice Meme && Nice Meme Website II Tommy Gun = Armageddon Cannon v.1 (Level ℵ⁰)

Time to explain some of the stuff in it that people might not know.
Supernova Bomb: When used causes every star in the universe to blow up.
TGTCKTP: Self-explanatory.
TBTCKTP: Also self-explanatory.
Broken TV: A broken TV.
Red Cape: A cape once worn by a great hero.
Robot Carrier Tank: A massive vehicle that houses robots.
The Axe: A weaponized guitar.
Face Melter: Also a weaponized guitar.
Makeshift Cannon: A makeshift cannon. Pretty much destroys everything, but has only one use.
All the "regular" items: The objects from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
SCP-682 Action Figure: An action figure of SCP-682.
Nice Meme: Nice meme!
Nice Meme Website: Nice meme website!

Now to explain the actual alchemy.

Armageddon Cannon v1: A tommy gun decorated with images of every single event to ever happen. When used, it lets out an enormous muzzle flare that swallows the entire planet and surrounding area in flames. Keep out of reach of children and pets.

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 20:23:00

Hellfire Shotguns && Doomsday Collider = DIE, DIE, DICE!

(Literally Every Alchemy In Existance, Currently, Previously, And To Come(&&)) || Estis Finis || Tachyon Collider == a (Level - (the combined total of all alchemies made and to be made + 10, which is a value I call) Green.)

Yes, this is an alchemy called a.

You are now You.
You seem to be talking in second person.
You seems to change to third occasionally, but you don't know why.
You define your new alchemy's purpose to keep You alive.
Due to Estis Finis, it not doing so would make it redundant.
Which means it can't.

Originally posted on 2016-07-23 00:12:00

In an explosion of pointless and irritating rainbow-coloured confetti... nothing appears. A few moments later, the sound of a truck reversing can be heard, as a massive toy helicopter flies out of the ground, glitches out in the air, and becomes several trees embedded in various random pieces of terrain, including other trees. Soon enough, a man wearing pink cartwheels out of the ground, performs a backflip, and lands on his head, standing in place on his head with absolutely no difficulty as his neck stretches out to around 137m long. He then phases his hand out of existence, an arcade machine appearing out of thin air, proceeding to glitch out and fire out a slot machine from the insert coin slot. The slot machine lands on the ground, lever triggering, causing a series of giant symbols to appear in the air above the man, flickering at random, until two of the symbols are of clown facepaint, and the last one appears to be a musical note. Then, a song begins to play, coming from everywhere and nowhere...

https://soundcloud.com/gyrotron/extreme-sou...own-megamix-iii

The man disappears, then appears in seven places on the ground, then teleports to a single place, standing there with his arms folded. Then, he rams one hand into his ear, a giant hand appearing in the air right behind him, pointer finger outstretched, disabling everyone else's ability to speak just long enough for him to make an announcement.

"Pooping incandescent cheeses is considered a criminal offence in certain planets southwest of the seventy-second day of scarlet yellow."

The statement is somehow so odd, and yet perfectly understandable, that nearby brains proceed to combust, then explode due to pressure buildup in the skull. The man responsible coughs, then removes his pair of sunglasses, revealing another pair of sunglasses. It seems that Destrier Zero has decided to show up in probably one of the only places likely to let him use his powers.

Y'all are so boned

Originally posted on 2016-07-23 01:24:00

The Alchemiter flashes a bright orange. Again.

Artificial Guardian && Trickster Locket && Grimdark Pulse Gauntlets && Grimbright Techwings && Solar Flare Greaves && Solar Flare Chestplate && Solar Flare Helmet && Reinforced Frost Armor && Pendulum (the Terraria alchemy) && Runestrider && Destiny's Call && Shield of the Godslayer && Red Sun = HYPERION (Level 1337)
The guardian (not to be confused with First Guardians) of the Red Sun.

"'SUP."

Hyperion then proceeds to press buttons on the Alchemiter.

Broken Prototype Medigun && A flat 1 level decrease = BROKEN Prototype Medigun (Level -1)
The other kind of broken. Constantly heals the wielder.

Destiny's Call || Shield of the Godslayer = ?
Shield of the Godslayer || Destiny's Call = ?

Hyperion STRONG punches the Cursed Crystals (not the players), causing them to explode with Red Sun energies.

Hyperion is not near Destrier Zero, and neither are the cursed crystals.


Originally posted on 2016-07-23 03:54:00

(Double Compressed Redstone Block && Redstone Flamer) = Fiery Redstone && Darknight's Blade && (Clockarium && Gearshift) = T1CK. && (Chlorophyte && Magical Moss && Hardium) = Repairite && ((Demonbane Ragripper && Godclock Scythe && Aurem) || Powerball)= Powerball of Extreme Hurt = Bane (Level 666)

Darknight's Shield && Black King Scepter Fragment && (Hardium && Hardite) = Invincite && Molten Ingot && (Spikes && Pipes) = Sharp Pipes && (Soul of Night && Spirit) = Dark Spirit = Dark Shield (Level 50)

SCAR-L && ((Temmie && Knives && Tape) && Bullet Round) = Sharp Bullet Temmie Round && Aimbot && (Change Range Scope && Switch && Iron Sights) = Switch Scope && (900x1000 Bullet Drums || Captchalogue Card) = Hammerspace Drum = DS-99 (Level 64)

Hardium and Hardite are essentially the same thing. Hardite has a Black color, while Hardium has a Dark Grey color.

I equip the Dark Shield. I then throw (Lenny) at the Cursed Beast for some "Fun time."

EDIT: The Dark Shield will not work when using a two-handed weapon. Not that it matters as you'll put the weapon back in hammerspace once you use it.



Originally posted on 2016-07-23 05:57:00

I think that since there's only one of the Backbone in existence thus far this also means I am now your co-god. I guess.

I'm not applying logic to this, guys, I'm just here to do weird stuff. Like so:

IDPD HQ && YV's Mansion && The Mainframe*3/2 && Grayhold Citadel && Aleph Null && Arjwani Cataclysm && Abyssal Dome && Quartizine && The Tower (of Trial 5) && The Godmodder's Castle && Psi's Castle && The Moonbase && The Conclave && The Palace && Fort Knox && The Eye of Notch && "Maniac Mansion" (Aka the primal Nether Fortress he resides in) && H.A.C. Tessaract && Haven && Sethis && Walls of the Tyrant && Deleterious Tie = The Wall (Level ???)
"I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me."

The Trump Quoteoff continues.

The wall's absoluteness obliterates a random hostile entity that wants to melt my face by obliterating it from existence. I then set it up such that it will block an attack aimed at me this turn as well, totally. I will not suffer a Nuclear Beam to the face.

Originally posted on 2016-07-23 08:02:00

Darth Necroa makes a small shrine devoted to Tazz the Nonexistent, and sacrifices a goat.
Then he waits for Revan to find him.

That one Sith is still meditating.
And I am running out of creativity please Battlefury finish the part-dop.

Originally posted on 2016-07-23 09:15:00

The Eclipse (Tazz's ultimate arm replacement thing) && Brine && Markus && Mythos && Omega Godarm && Alpha Godarm && Omega Plus Glove && Hand of Saraswati && Deleterious Tie == Hand of the Tyrant (Level ???)
"He referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it."

The sheer majesty of a facsimile of the hand of the Tyrant himself slays a random enemy entity utterly. Crystal then reshapes his sword into a spear of unreality and throws it at the Cursed Hypercrystal. The spear pierces the crystal and then, almost gently, sucks it out of existence into the howling void beyond.

OCULUS OMNISCIPOTENS && REVELATUS VERITUS && Deleterious Tie && The Backbone == _ (Level _.)

I then casually copy Erelye...
...'s new alchemy.

Let's give it a more interesting description while we're at it...

_: You cannot grasp the true form. Literally. This thing doesn't even have a comprehensible name. Or form. Or level. All that can be known about it is that it is basically the most powerful thing to exist, ever.

Originally posted on 2016-07-23 18:16:00

Armageddon Cannon v.1 && Nova Ball && ([big][big]Infinity Seal[/big][/big] && (Duct Tape && Superglue)) && TRAIN GOD && (Boeing 747 && Boeing 787 && Boeing 707) && (Mega Blast && Godhead) && (Fourth Wall && Fifth Wall && Sixth Wall && Seventh Wall && Eight Wall && Ninth Wall && Tenth Wall && Eleventh Wall && Twelveth Wall && Thirteenth Wall && The Wall) && All the Kidz Bop albums && ((A BILLION UPVOTES && A BILLION DOWNVOTES) && (A Metric Ton of Reddit Gold && A Metric Ton of Reddit Mold)) && A 100 Barrels Of Weed && Hellkite Dragon Corpse && Broken Rocket Jumper && Lead Pipe && Anti-Chuck Norris Turret Tank && (Brine && Markus) &&(Omega Godarm && Alpha Godarm) && Mythos = [b][b]Armageddon Cannon v.2[/b][/b] (Level ℵ¹)

Armageddon Cannon v.2: An upgraded version of the Armageddon Cannon. Instead of firing one massive blast, it fires many more smaller blasts ('smaller' being the size of a small mountain.) Now with color!

I fire a couple blasts at a random mob.

Originally posted on 2016-07-23 18:44:00