The only thing to do is build a fort. Which begins now. By collecting wood to make an axe and then a pickaxe. Then make a stonepick. Then mine the fuck out of everything.

This allows me to build Fort Something.

I then make this.

Infinite Medkit && Autoheal=Regen
Regen whatever amount of health Battlefury wants

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 17:02:00

((Stone Relic && Confined Demise) || Amethyst Flames == Arjwani Generator) && Inert Throne == Onyx Throne (Level ???)

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 20:09:00

The skies of the Battlefield grow dark without explanation. Suddenly, an amethyst inferno springs to life on the edges of the horizon, looming ominously with the heart of the abyss. Soon enough, the fire has engulfed a good portion of the area, curiously avoiding living beings.

A mass of fire ascends to the skies, twisting and morphing senselessly. Two hands emerge from the chaos, tapping into the raging creative energies of this plane of existence in particular. A singular pillar in the fabric of spacetime coalesces.

Behenian Matrix && Ochre Monolith && ФАРИН-АХК == ВИСЦЕС (Level i.)

ВИСЦЕС: ВИСЦЕС УЦОСЦО ГАРАТХ. ИЙЛЦО. ИЙЛЦО ВИСЦЕС, К ТЛХ ЕРЕЛЫЕ. АЕРОНЕД ВИСЦЕС.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 20:39:00

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Originally posted on 2016-07-20 21:32:00

Piono proceeds to be HIGHLY ANNOY at the bucket's antics:
Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum = Cherubic Rapier (Level 200)

Piono points the rapier upwards, snarls, and holds it as a if wielding a beacon.
A massive stream of fire, followed by ice, then alternating back and forth, whipped up into a froth by the air and earth, then concentrated with energy, flows into the bucket, spreading outwards and swirling around Piono, then exploding, blowing the bucket into monoatomic dust.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 21:43:00

QUOTE (IdeaModpack @ (time=1468967997))

This is what I am talking about. Doombringer && Hopebringer && GODFODDWFN = ESSENCE, BROUGHT DOOMENDER && THE VANQUISHER && HIS HAND = HIS FURY UPDOP TERMNOP && I TOLD YOU DOG && JEGUS'S MIGHT = K E K Carrot && Juicer && Bucket && Pure Void Energy = ??? I rejoice in the ability to create and use insane items with reckless abandon. My joy is at such a high level that it causes pain to anyone in the near proximity.

Doombringer && Hopebringer && GODFODDWFN = ESSENCE, BROUGHT

ESSENCE, BROUGHT (LEVEL 11): One might expect something decent from this. But, nope. It's just a crappy prince of hope's wand. Luckily decently strong due to hope residue... Which is partially nullied by the doom residue. Has Hope and Doom powers.

DOOMENDER && THE VANQUISHER && HIS HAND = HIS FURY (50)

A legendary weapon. Belongs to HIM, whoever he is. Comprised of a legendary weapon of vanquishing, a Betty Crocker brand Doomender, and HIS HAND.

UPDOP TERMNOP && I TOLD YOU DOG && JEGUS'S MIGHT = K E K
kek

Carrot && Juicer && Bucket && Pure Void Energy = Carrot Juicer Mk2
A machine which juices carrots, and then goes into a bucket with pure void energy, which creates more juiced carrots.
Welcome, modpack!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1468979010))

I'm going to play this for kicks. Hentai DVD && Average Squid = "Cuddly" Friend 1/??? (Battleaxe && Broken Warhammer of Zillyhoo) && (Battleaxe || Grimdark Smoke in a Can) && (Double Edged Spear && Terra Ingot Spearheads && Sharpenel) == Spax of Split Personality 1/??? (A Spax is a double-headed axe with a spear sticking out of the middle) (Can also have another spear head at the bottom of the shaft) (Rocket Boots && Heatarium && Plasma Engine) && (Fine Cloth && Rubranium && Kneecap Pants) && (Part-Shaft Vest && R Symbol && Vitolite) && (Horned Helmet && Curved Glass && O2 Tank && Adurite) = R Armor v3 1/??? (Vitolite is an alloy of Breathite and Virarium, both from LOOAC (Land of Ores and Civilization).) (Heatarium comes from LOOAC. It withstand temperatures up to 1 Million Degrees. Basically, you'd have to throw it into the core of the SUN to melt it.) (Rubranium is a mixture of Rubber and Titanium. This gives Rubranium both great elasticity and durability.) The Page of Time appears. Looks like another fight, I'm i- Ok, why am I wearing my god tier clothing? Redstone puts a bunch of doo-dads on the Alchemeter, notably Hunk Rump: The Anime and metals made out of metals from his session's planet. He then summons an axe and flips out on That One Annoying Guy.

Welcome, redstone!
You slay That One Annoying Guy.

Hentai DVD && Average Squid = ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
LENNY TO THE RESCUE.

Broken Battleaxe of Zillyhoo && Grimdark Smokeform Axe && (1x2dent && Sharpenel) == Spax of Split Personality, Level 32
A deadly spax, empowered with both Grimdark and Zilly powers, allowing for it to channel both into devastating attacks that leave the targets confused as to how zilly/grimdark/dead they are

Plasma-based Rocket boots && Fine Rubarium Pants && Vitolite Vest && Horned Arudite Helment = R Armor v3 Level 15
Powerful armor composed of many metals and elements, with a R on it.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1468980000))

Looks fun. I kick a robot sniper into a waste compacter. oh look an alchemy: Cannon && Ducttape && Slightly Broken Cannon && Antimatter && The Full Dragon Ball Z series on a tiny USB stick && 10 terabytes of Angry Joe's Face && Radio && A Minion Poster && A Single Grain of Sand && The number 7 && a box full of boxes && Cheesecake && 10 more terabytes of Angry Joe's Face II A rubber duck = The worst thing ever (Level ??: 1/?)

Cannon && Ducttape && Slightly Broken Cannon && Antimatter && The Full Dragon Ball Z series on a tiny USB stick && 10 terabytes of Angry Joe's Face && Radio && A Minion Poster && A Single Grain of Sand && The number 7 && a box full of boxes && Cheesecake && 10 more terabytes of Angry Joe's Face II A rubber duck = The worst thing ever (13)

THIS SUCKS ON ICE

You kill one robot, and are tragically caught in the Kamikazi explosion, causing you to take 2 damage.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1468980304))

Crystal rolls an infinity-sided die, and a sudden burst of randomness summons Old Man Shardy-Hands, the man with glass shards in his hands. He then alchemizes ((Stone Relic && Confined Demise) || Amethyst Flames == Arjwani Generator) && Inert Throne == Onyx Throne (Level ???)

You summon Old Man Shardy hands.

((Stone Relic && Confined Demise) || Amethyst Flames == Arjwani Generator) && Inert Throne == Onyx Throne (Level 100)

The seat of reeking decay, brought forth by the maddened or foolish. Emits an ungodly amount of amethyst flame, which occasionally receives the boon of sentience from its dark master. Can concentrate said power for offensive purposes."

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1468997294))

I declare myself not in the near proximity of Idea/ALEX just in case his alchemy hits me. I then get back to doing alchemy shenanigans, by alchemising. Chair > Fine > Fine > Fine > Fine > Fine == Regnum Dei (Level 413) Regnum Dei: IT'S FREAKING REGNUM DEI. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE. THIS THING IS ON PAR IN HP TERMS WITH LORD ENGLISH JUDGING BY ACT 2, AND PROBABLY IN POWER TERMS IF IT WASN'T POWERING SPLIT. STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY SLAVES FRIENDS. STAY. AWAY. Ha. you thought that was it, didn't you? Don't worry, next turn, I'll get a better version of Regnum Dei. A much, much better version. For now, I sit on it, admire the awesomeness points it will give be, take out a laptop to start typing up proposals for the strife rule, and generate a shield providing a certain amount of extra armour, since my godmodding armour is absent. I then deathstare Redstone. ConsumerOfAll: Hello. It appears that you have been trying to murder somebody who wants to be my friend. I consider that very rude. Please cease and desist, otherwise I will be forced to take action against your continued existence via the medium of strife. I take out the Dominator, before a blast of godmodding energy overtakes the Crows. They're crows. Do you think that they can resist? No. No, they can't. The flock that I control fly past Redstone, before tackling the Robot Sniper aimed at me. (something something rule 63 self-insert i really sound like a tumblr blogger whining about their fireselves pronouns and ridiculous usages don't i)

Chair > Fine > Fine > Fine > Fine > Fine == Regnum Dei (Level 413)
Regnum Dei: IT'S FREAKING REGNUM DEI. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE. THIS THING IS ON PAR IN HP TERMS WITH LORD ENGLISH JUDGING BY ACT 2, AND PROBABLY IN POWER TERMS IF IT WASN'T POWERING SPLIT. STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY SLAVES FRIENDS. STAY. AWAY.

The crows will do as you wish.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1469005797))

I spawn. CREATING ALCHEMY: Train && Ircucvci && Broken Update Terminal = Mr. Bones' Wild Ride (Level 1,000,000) The robot snipers are immediately bisected by a Level 1,000,000 alchemy.

Welcome, Cyan!

You create Mr. Bones wild ride! A rollercoaster with the ability to trap 4 entitys on it, then send them for a wild ride that takes roughly a year. Or two. I dunno. Only one of those can exist. The three snipers board the Wild Ride, filling one of four slots.

QUOTE (Hezetor @ (time=1469013583))

Glitch Extract && The Black Monolith && Reversing Mirror = ? Paradox Essence &&  Updop Terminop = ? Throne || [ ( Wyrmskull Throne && The Emperor's Golden Throne && The Scarlet Throne && Throne of Want && Gravity Throne &&  Frieza's chair && The Mobius Chair && Throne of the Skies (modular) && Nuclear Throne && The Iron Throne && The Space Throne) && ( Module of Total Manipulation && Module of Reality Manipulation && At the Speed of Zeno && The Manipulator && The Glory of the Stars ) ]  = L' Ultimo Trono  level ? Similarly to the second throne that Hezetor used this is an agglomeration of other important and strong thrones around the multiverse, the various thrones were fused one another to create the basics material for this throne, the result is an immense structure, with a rather cubic base, it' mostly composed of a shady metal decorated with gold lines that represent the movement of the wind, the throne emits a soft blue light caused by the flowing plasma that moves under the metal, the right armrest is decorated with the head of a ram and the other with the head of a eagle they are both made of platinum and to conclude four columns of fire encapsulate the full figure. (ehy GM, give it proper powers) While I'm at it I summon Rugname from DTG0 so people have something to test their alchemies on, it will probably survive half a turn but at least is something.

aradox Essence && Updop Terminop = Updop Parainop (7?)
You have no idea how this thing works.

throne || [ ( Wyrmskull Throne && The Emperor's Golden Throne && The Scarlet Throne && Throne of Want && Gravity Throne && Frieza's chair && The Mobius Chair && Throne of the Skies (modular) && Nuclear Throne && The Iron Throne && The Space Throne) && ( Module of Total Manipulation && Module of Reality Manipulation && At the Speed of Zeno && The Manipulator && The Glory of the Stars ) ] = L' Ultimo Trono level -1
Hold on a second...
Nuclear Throne

Oh, dear.

You do realize the nuclear throne is 1. a boss and 2. presumably a living being?

I proceed to allow this to happen, because keks.

hinthint: use the trono for more info on what it does

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1469030545))

The only thing to do is build a fort. Which begins now. By collecting wood to make an axe and then a pickaxe. Then make a stonepick. Then mine the fuck out of everything. This allows me to build Fort Something. I then make this. Infinite Medkit && Autoheal=Regen Regen whatever amount of health Battlefury wants

Your regen thingie will heal 5 if it's an active, 2 if it's passive.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1469041747))

((Stone Relic && Confined Demise) || Amethyst Flames == Arjwani Generator) && Inert Throne == Onyx Throne (Level ???)

consumer
(Stone Relic && Confined Demise) || Amethyst Flames == Arjwani Generator) && Inert Throne == throne....

You failed to highlight it.

You had one job.

Onnnnnnnnnne job.

QUOTE (Erelye @ (time=1469043555))

The skies of the Battlefield grow dark without explanation. Suddenly, an amethyst inferno springs to life on the edges of the horizon, looming ominously with the heart of the abyss. Soon enough, the fire has engulfed a good portion of the area, curiously avoiding living beings. A mass of fire ascends to the skies, twisting and morphing senselessly. Two hands emerge from the chaos, tapping into the raging creative energies of this plane of existence in particular. A singular pillar in the fabric of spacetime coalesces. Behenian Matrix && Ochre Monolith && ФАРИН-АХК == ВИСЦЕС (Level i.) ВИСЦЕС: ВИСЦЕС УЦОСЦО ГАРАТХ. ИЙЛЦО. ИЙЛЦО ВИСЦЕС, К ТЛХ ЕРЕЛЫЕ. АЕРОНЕД ВИСЦЕС.

EQ VEIS, erelye.

Behenian Matrix && Ochre Monolith && ФАРИН-АХК == ВИСЦЕС (Level i.)

ВИСЦЕС: ВИСЦЕС УЦОСЦО ГАРАТХ. ИЙЛЦО. ИЙЛЦО ВИСЦЕС, К ТЛХ ЕРЕЛЫЕ. АЕРОНЕД ВИСЦЕС

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469047408))

Piono proceeds to be HIGHLY ANNOY at the bucket's antics: Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum = Cherubic Rapier (Level 200) Piono points the rapier upwards, snarls, and holds it as a if wielding a beacon. A massive stream of fire, followed by ice, then alternating back and forth, whipped up into a froth by the air and earth, then concentrated with energy, flows into the bucket, spreading outwards and swirling around Piono, then exploding, blowing the bucket into monoatomic dust.

Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum = Cherubic Rapier (Level 200)

The bucket turns into a grave. Which is to say, it dies.

It's like, a rapier, but cooler, and more cherubic.



====

The highly generic cubes proceed to go insane, and swarm around the crows. The Crows tragically fly into them, and lose 77 members.

The elemental scorpion proceeds to spray elemental vemon all over the map. Nuclear Throne players suddenly have images of run-ending humiliation. It just so happens the crows are Nuclear Throne Mobs, and they proceed to remember their completely useless deaths. They die of uselessness. It then runs up to Hezetor and stings him, dealing 5 damage to him.


The Chaos Creeper explodes, and...*CLIFFHANGER*

From on high, a flash of scales.

A butterfly of chaos's creations descend upon this world

The gloves are off, it's time to git gud or git ded.

A curse upon crystals.

MOBS SUMMONED.


Diffculty changed from Very Easy to Easy.
MOBS BUFFED.

The Battlefield.

PLAYERS
PIONO: 16/20
CONSUMER: 20/25, 3 AC
COBALTSHADE: 16/20
REVAN: 18/20 3 AC
ERELYE: 20/20
HEZETOR: 15/20
CRYSTALCAT: 20/20
MODPACK: 20/20
REDSTONE: 20/20 3 AC
ALLIED MOBS?



MOBS


Highly Generic Cube: 2/2x12000. Absorbs attacks that deal under 25000 damage. Double every round. Learn a new ability each round.

Elemental Scorpion: 30,000/30,000.

Cursed Hyper Crystal 100,000/100,000
Cursed Crystals 8,000/8,000x25. Protecting the cursed hyper crystal.
Cursed Crystalx3 You know, the player character? 12/12 HP. Can shield.
Cursed Scales 10/10 PHPx3 Explodes in three turns.
Cursed Beast 20,000/20,000x5
Cursed Reaper 35,000/35,000x2. Ignore's AC.
Cursed Behemoth 100,000/100,000
Cursed Butterfly. 150,000/150,000
Cursed Rugname: 1,000,000/1,000,000, 100 energys. Summons:


summons by hezetor


.






Originally posted on 2016-07-20 22:03:00

So, uh. <0>. Yay. <0> is cool. <0> is very, very, cool. Even if it results in bad things. Unfortunately, those bad things can affect me, and that's a Very Bad Thing. First, DOMINATE. The Elemental Scorpion notices its worthless existence, and promptly has its mind shattered, and pierced into. I order it to savage a Cursed Scale. I then note that Cursed is not a synonym with Crimson for obvious reasons, meaning that the butterfly isn't <0>.

Next, alchemy time! I love alchemies. You do too. Alex here seems to be salty that I copied his glorious throne, and with a cheap cheat recipe as well. It's a shame that I'm going to make this throne even better. Decent scaling? That's for n00bs.

Regnum Dei && Red Sun && Green Sun && Walpurgisnacht's Grief Seed && Kriemhild Gretchen's Grief Seed && First Block && Yggdrasil && Godarm && Alpha's Godarm* == Grief, Gods and Glory (Level 1025)
Grief, Gods and Glory: An enhanced version of Regnum Dei that carries abilities to manipulate godmodding energy, grief and other emotional energy, the powers of the Red and Green Suns, and the general reality changing power in Yggdrasil.

I sit on Grief, Gods and Glory, before flames of the red and green sun come out of it. I regenerate the shield, granting myself yet more armour and possibly more HP. I then consider upgrading the Dominator 0.1.


*You know, the transformy thing that Alpha, Richard's split, uses as an arm?

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 23:05:00

Piono gets bored of the gradual upgrades:
Rapture AND Terra Firma AND Levis Ignis AND Diluvium AND Superosque AND Vi Naturae AND Navitas Nox AND Arctoae AND Arcum Aereum AND Nulla Stella AND Denito Surrexit AND Deum Lucem AND Nocte Consumens AND Abiit AND Exedo AND Lex Ordinis AND Vita Australi AND Aquilonem Mors AND Vi Forti AND Mens Potentiam AND Traho AND Maleficis Est AND Disparem AND Potentias Eius AND Finem AND Deus Liber = Rapture's Glory (Level 1000)
Hooray for level scaling!
but yeah, this thing is capable of obliterating just about everything. Lots of things will be broken. Many people will be sad.

Piono holds the sword ready, and a powerful shield forms around him. Not only will it block all incoming attacks, but also give some VERY hefty counter damage.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 23:18:00

The flames flow forth, no source in sight, avoiding every single entity and player casually. A glowing stone rectangular prism pops out of the side of the levitating monolith observing all. It immediately dives into the fires. The flame seems to stop abruptly, growing fuzzy with static, as if it were glitching immensely.

Mysterious shapes twist in the flames as they reset, burning normally once more. A series of machines coalesce in the fire, barrels glowing with dripping carmine energies.

Arjwani Generator && Acras Trio == Arjwani Cataclysm (Level ???.)

Arjwani Cataclysm: A trio of Acras Tuners hooked up to the top face of an Arjwani Generator, harnessing the energy to take out selected targets with artillery fire. The formless eyes of ВИСЦЕС sees eternal, for naught in reality can guard against them.

Similarly, the fabric of reality itself is torn asunder in multiple locations above the entirety of the Battlefield, generating another series of incomprehensible technology.

#ian Rib && Sacred Interface == Abyssal Dome (Level 901.)

Abyssal Dome: A network of interfaces spread across the entirety of the Inky Abyss. They seem to be nigh-omnipresent, and quite impossible to place down in one location. ЫИ УЦОСЦО ИХИС Х ЕМ, ПХЫЛАХ ВИЫ ЦТХКИЛИТУЛ АWЦЕС.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 23:23:00

Regnum Dei Blueprints || Gun = ???
Gun || Regnum Dei Blueprints = ???
I fire all weapons at consumer, owner of the false throne.

Carrot Juice Bucket && Microsoft Cloud Stuff && Retractable Shield && Masseuse Thing && Heated Seat && X-Beanstalks && Melongourd Slice && Smeltbench && Dispenser && Glarum && Water Bucket && X-Inferno && Hot Tub && Raft && Pool && Twin Statue && Twin Statue Cape && Twin Statue Sword && "The Best" sign && Drink Holder && Flight Capabilities && Starbucks && Emergency Shield && Escape Hatches && Burning Traps && Portrait of Twin && HIM Proof Armor && Nightclub && Fizzy Carrot Juice && Disco lit Dance Floor && XBOX 360 Army Member && DJ (Of Dooooooom) && Gift wrap && "To Split From HIM" Note && Plot Armor= DTG2-Canon Regnum Dei
(Note: I went through my DTG2 Posts to assemble this true-to-canon list of stuff used to make the Regnum Dei )

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ && Dat Boi = ???





Originally posted on 2016-07-20 23:24:00

Time to fix up the old technical player avatar. ВИСЦЕС blinks out of existence momentarily.

Mirror Shard && (Distilled АQ && Magetear Droplet) == Eye of Lazuli (Level ???.)

Eye of Lazuli: A levitating teardrop-shaped mirror, with command over the past and present. Reflection is the name of the game, and the Eye does it all.

Eye of Lazuli && (Behenian Matrix && ВИСЦЕС) == Aleph Null (Level -2.)

Aleph Null: A sigil stamped atop the surface of ВИСЦЕС, detailing the mark of the mathematically impossible atop the web of the dæmonically byzantine. Consumes the metaphysical concept of an attack as it approaches a specified target, annihilating it to the point of never having occurred in the first place. Cold to the touch.

(Abyssal Dome && Liquid Starlight) && / Vitae == Zodiacus Behenii (Level -2.)

Zodiacus Behenii: A metaphysical mass of fifteen symbols connected to each other through a sort of temporal-spatial spiderweb. Can concentrate the unfathomable potency of the realms beyond existence, whether corporeal, sidereal, or hypothetical. Such power can only be released in an imprecise blast of unfathomable quality, brought forth by extended exposure to cosmic background energy.

(Rose Quartz Dust && Liquid Starlight) && Life After The War == Quartizine (Level -1.)

Quartizine: A series of artisanal carvings on the surface of ВИСЦЕС, designed to channel the fabric of existence in a localized area. Can stop everything from a destabilizer laser beam to reality ending from affecting the protected, naturally. Serves as the final line of defense for those attempting heretical deicide. Forges consciousness for non-sentient organic life in proximity.

There we are. ВИСЦЕС warps back in, protected by Quartizine and Aleph Null, and armed with Zodiacus Behenii. The Arjwani Cataclysm opens fire on the two Cursed Reapers, attempting to disintegrate them before they become an armor-piercing thorn in our sides. Bursts of pure condensed hunger consume the two, driving them both to insanity. In moments, they maul each other as near to death as possible.



Originally posted on 2016-07-20 23:40:00

Actually this would be a perfect battleground for Destrier Zero to show up in...

...

I'll write something meaningful later.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 23:41:00

Crystal decides to go big(ger).

((Magetear Droplet && Amethyst Flame == Stellarum Catalyst) && Napalm == Pyra Asteria) && Sprayer == Sidereal Inferno. (Level ???)
A hazel-trimmed napalm-sprayer forged of dark metal and loaded with a practically infinite supply of Pyra Asteria, which is basically cosmic knowledge distilled into pure fiery destruction. Its flames are amethyst, its heat unending.

Crystal makes a shotgun-pump motion with the sprayer, despite the sprayer not needing to be loaded or cocked, and unloads on a Cursed Crystal, annihilating the target with the fires of knowledge itself.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 23:51:00

Passive Heals.

I toss my top hat into the Cursed Reapers or the Cursed Scales. The Hat mid-flight gains knives and tears into my opponent with a bloody mess before returning to my head with it's knives gone.

The Broken Ankh && Revival Spell== Revenant
Upon death one who wields this gains passive 50% chance to resurrect instantly without wasting any time.

Gentlemanly Cane && Revolver== The Gentleman's Revolver Cane
A Cane and a Revolver Rifle for melee and a firefight. Makes one's gentlemanly levels increase as well.

I create a small stone fortress giving me an HP barrier as well as protecting me it also allows me to attack from afar.

All hail Fort Something!


Originally posted on 2016-07-20 23:55:00

I throw an error message at Piono.

I also notice that you haven't added my name to the list yet.

Golden Revolver && Briefcase Full Of Cash II Generic Shrine = Y.V. Shrine
A shrine to Y.V.

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 00:57:00

Glitch Extract && The Black Monolith && Reversing Mirror = ? level ?

Concentrated Paradox Essence && Update Terminal = ? level ?

Armor || (carbon fiber && iron && mithril && adamantine && aalbintite && iridium && orichalcum && voltaic steel && (plasma generator && force field emitter) && (nanobot factory && heal pack) ) = ? level ?

Well, Hezetor sits on the Ultimo Trono crosses his legs and activates its power.

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 01:52:00

I obliterate jondanger's error message with an enormous wave of oblivion and reality magic. Jondanger happens to be on the other side and gets obliter-blasted down to 1 hp.

I WOULD screw with erelye, but 1: I'm not certain I have a strong enough weapon to mess with him yet, and am too lazy to look up the rest of the recipes right now, and 2: I want to see what he's trying to do first.
So instead I just keep upping the power of my "Bad Day" shielding.

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 01:57:00

Okay, let's make this overpoweredness hapen.

Firstly, Crystal adds an upgrade to the Alchemiter to allow it to alchemize with metaphysical concepts. He also hacks the Alchemiter to, just this once, let it alchemize with beings, or their essences at least.

Sigil of the Eye || (Green Sun && Red Sun && Key of the King of Kings && Black Monolith && (First Wall && Second Wall && Third Wall && Fourth Wall && Fifth Wall && Sixth Wall) && Update Terminal && The Hexahedron && The FEZ && Narrative Knurl && Conflict Knurl && Neutrality Knurl && Cosmic Background Phlebotinum && The Dawn of Time && The End of Man && Amethyst Flame && Amaranthine Embers && Magetear Droplet && Liquid Starlight && Pinary Essence && Every Solar Exaltation && The Entire Daystar && Aleph Null && Zodiacus Behenii && Quartizine && Demonic Flame && The Tumor && ФАРИН-АХК && Knife of Youtubers && Unite Essence && The Secret's Head && Dreiton && (CHIM && ИОУЦОС && ОПХИДИОН) && The Concept of Shattering Boundaries && The Concept of Overcoming Anything && Door to Nothing && (Burning Sign && Cipher's Call) && Fountain Pen && Infinity Seal && (Omega Godarm && Alpha Godarm) && Mnemnoptics && The Chaosphere && DTG Player Essence(the ones in Nonfiction, not Fiction) && Forum Post Editor) == OCULUS OMNISCIPOTENS (Level -ω_ω)
Key of the King of Kings: Harnesses the power of 777,777 universes in one small package of a loop with a blank rod on one end.
Narrative Knurl: A solidified shard of the power of the Narrative.
Conflict Knurl: A solidified shard of the power of the Conflict.
Neutrality Knurl: Must you ask?
Cosmic Background Phlebotinum: That which makes up Fiction's spacetime.
The Dawn of Time: The thing that makes the Cosmic Background Phlebotinum. All those who see it die on the spot, regardless of power level.
Pinary Essence: The essence of the Destroyer. Holds the power to destroy all of existence.
Unite Essence: The essence of the Embodier. Holds the combined power of all of existence.
ФАРИН-АХК: THE PERFECT IMMORTAL CELL.
Knife of Youtubers: It's just here so I don't get fined
Door to Nothing: Behind this door is nothing: all that does not exist and cannot exist, the thousand thousand worlds that could never have been. If you open this door you will find nothing behind it, because nothing cannot exist: but nonetheless the door must be, because it is the boundary that separates nothing from something, and by its very existence defines something as not being nothing. A link to all the things that have never existed and cannot exist.
DTG Player Essence: The essence of the Creators and Controllers. Holds the power to completely remake and redefine existence and cause anything whatsoever to happen. The power that brought Fiction itself into being, unfathomably long ago and yet also less than four years ago

And, finally:
OCULUS OMNISCIPOTENS: An ever-shifting and ever-changing sigil that warps the mind when one looks directly at it, but always gives an impression of being the rough shape of an open eye. It channels the total power of everything that has ever existed, everything that has never existed, everything that will ever exist, and everything that can never exist.

Crystal places the sigil where a third eye would go on his face, copies it, and tosses the copy over to ВИСЦЕС. An ever-shifting aura of otherness flares up around him, before he thrusts a hand out to his side, shatters existence, and draws from the cracks a sword made of solidified unreality. He speaks, and his words burn themselves directly into reality.
NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I GUESS HERE I CAN REALLY CUT LOOSE.

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 04:50:00

The Alchemiter flashes a bright orange.

Artificial Guardian && Trickster Locket && Grimdark Pulse Gauntlets && Grimbright Techwings && Solar Flare Greaves && Solar Flare Chestplate && Solar Flare Helmet && Reinforced Frost Armor && Pendulum (the Terraria alchemy) && Runestrider && Destiny's Call && Shield of the Godslayer && Red Sun = HYPERION (Level -1)
The guardian (not to be confused with First Guardians) of the Red Sun.

"'SUP."

Hyperion then proceeds to press buttons on the Alchemiter.

Broken Prototype Medigun && A flat 1 level decrease = BROKEN Prototype Medigun (Level -1)
The other kind of broken. Constantly heals the wielder.

Destiny's Call || Shield of the Godslayer = ?
Shield of the Godslayer || Destiny's Call = ?

Hyperion STRONG punches the Cursed Crystals (not the players), causing them to explode with Red Sun energies.


Originally posted on 2016-07-21 10:59:00

Not joining (yet) but anyone curious about the exact description of the Knife of Youtubers must ask for it on Pchum, as it involves things too unspeakable for anywhere other than that specific cesspit.

Crystalcat gets a pass from the lawyers of all existence.

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Originally posted on 2016-07-21 14:28:00