Spongebawb, realizing his epic fail, pulls out his Unenchanted Modular Golden Spatula! He then dips in a water block from the mild flooding, and, deciding the area needs a more watery makeover, intensify's the rain! Dipping the Unenchanted Modular Golden Spatula in water turned it into a Water-Enchanted Modular Golden Spatula, enchanting actions with water, but weakening any other action that does not involve water sans cooking, as it is, after all, a Spatula.

Note: Enchantments last for a turn, and cannot be reused for three turns. Modules require a 10-charge to be usable then another 10 charge for each module added. Cooking is the default enchantment when another is not in use, and as mention in the attack Cooking attacks will not be weakened if they are not the enchantment.

3/5
2/10

Originally posted on 2016-02-21 22:50:00

When the amulet is disabled, Verdana falls to one knee to catch his breath, as if the stress on his mind was inducing stress on other parts of his body. Considering he's clearly not human, maybe that is the case... regardless, his almost ever-present grin seems to twist a little, turning into an outright vicious grin.

...MUCH better...

The alignment tag next to his name cracks audibly, and begins fluctuating through different colours. He ever so slowly begins to rise, gravity wobbling and turning to push outwards, conveniently tossing CharaIsInnocent quite some distance should she happen to be within potential melee attacking range.

Those restraints reminded me too much of my time as just another fragment of someone else's personality... but now, heh... I actually feel free again.

His grin widens even further, to the point where it's seriously questionable how he can even make that expression. He reaches out, gravity shifting once again to yank CharaIsInnocent back over to him and into his grasp. There's also some evident space warping going on, as suddenly he seems a lot bigger. He grins at the comparatively rather small psychopath, waving another hand to send the Error Gasterblaster that would otherwise try to interfere with his attack spiraling away in a twist of gravity and wind.

Free... to do the things that I want to do... I wonder what Minecraftian flesh tastes like.

...Okay, yep, I'm definitely spoilering this in case someone gets triggered, because it's probably more NSFW than his earlier comment.



Heh... heh... damn, that felt good...

He then pulls out a handkerchief to clean his glasses as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened, and this is presumably the part where CII's pet Glitch Gasterblaster blasts him in the face, isn't it. Because, let's face it, the theme of Verdana's attacks at this point seems to be that they're drastically stronger than most attacks, at the cost of screwing him over in an almost embarrassingly bad way later down the line if not right after he finishes them.

Element Fire: 4/5

Originally posted on 2016-02-22 08:28:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456076024))

Sorodin> ...sure. Any reason you want us dead, aside from the fact that we have Narrative insurance and all that? I CHECKstevei. Charging Entitiesis Fun! 3/10 Unearthly Ties ((Originally this was going to be used to bring Ascension to the battlefield, and then to purify the Corruped Airship to get stevei to be AG, but now IDK what it will be.)) Charge Attacks are Fun! 9/10 (+1 from Ascension)

(Fallen From Grace) stevei: I'm here, I own this server, and you are the most likely people to oppose destroying reality.
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: Guess who has to go?

stevei: Hostile / Conflict
Admin of AscensionCraft who really likes summoning things from the Universe of Mario. Immune to death from lack of integrity, but is still effected by things that happen on respawning with no integrity. Conflict is a charged attack that turns two targets into a Hostile that cannot be used on Godmodders, Descendants or the three admins.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1456077914))

Gun Boy 8/10 Hats and Swords 8/10 Giant Stone Middle Finger && Spikes = Razor Middle Finger 2/2 Basically done. I use a slingshot to launch the Giant Stone Middle Finger at jAFK. "Gorilla" you, they say.

jAFK takes 9 damage.

QUOTE (TwinBuilder @ (time=1456086422))

DTG was a mistake.

Can you elaborate on that? Why is DTG a mistake? Is this a problem with DTG in general, Pain and Suffering or another spinoff. If it's Pain and Suffering, can you tell me what that is so I can fix that, in story, gameplay and most other problems. If it's a problem with DTG in general, then I have no idea what I can do to fix that, apart from if it's a problem with players in general.

Just in case you were wondering, Pain and Suffering is not intended to be canon in any way, shape or form, and couldn't be canon even if I wanted it to be due to Terraria being the last canon session.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456095052))

Spongebawb, realizing his epic fail, pulls out his Unenchanted Modular Golden Spatula! He then dips in a water block from the mild flooding, and, deciding the area needs a more watery makeover, intensify's the rain! Dipping the Unenchanted Modular Golden Spatula in water turned it into a Water-Enchanted Modular Golden Spatula, enchanting actions with water, but weakening any other action that does not involve water sans cooking, as it is, after all, a Spatula. Note: Enchantments last for a turn, and cannot be reused for three turns. Modules require a 10-charge to be usable then another 10 charge for each module added. Cooking is the default enchantment when another is not in use, and as mention in the attack Cooking attacks will not be weakened if they are not the enchantment. 3/5 2/10

Water actions have the effect of a Level 1 alchemy for the next turn if you use the Water-Enchanted Modular Golden Spatula. Non-water actions lose effectiveness.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456129736))

When the amulet is disabled, Verdana falls to one knee to catch his breath, as if the stress on his mind was inducing stress on other parts of his body. Considering he's clearly not human, maybe that is the case... regardless, his almost ever-present grin seems to twist a little, turning into an outright vicious grin. ...MUCH better... The alignment tag next to his name cracks audibly, and begins fluctuating through different colours. He ever so slowly begins to rise, gravity wobbling and turning to push outwards, conveniently tossing CharaIsInnocent quite some distance should she happen to be within potential melee attacking range. Those restraints reminded me too much of my time as just another fragment of someone else's personality... but now, heh... I actually feel free again. His grin widens even further, to the point where it's seriously questionable how he can even make that expression. He reaches out, gravity shifting once again to yank CharaIsInnocent back over to him and into his grasp. There's also some evident space warping going on, as suddenly he seems a lot bigger. He grins at the comparatively rather small psychopath, waving another hand to send the Error Gasterblaster that would otherwise try to interfere with his attack spiraling away in a twist of gravity and wind. Free... to do the things that I want to do... I wonder what Minecraftian flesh tastes like. ...Okay, yep, I'm definitely spoilering this in case someone gets triggered, because it's probably more NSFW than his earlier comment. Spoiler Alert His grin suddenly turns vicious as he moves to take a bite out of CharaIsInnocent's shoulder, teeth somehow sharpening mid-bite to tear deep into the flesh and gristle, perhaps even tearing into the bone if there is some to crush. He savors the moment for a second, then releases CII's shoulder from his mouth, makes a dual grab with both hands, and pulls at the tatters of shoulder joint that remain, one in each direction. All through his outright disturbing attack, he continues to maintain that ever persistent dark grin, and those irisless blue eyes. At last, when the arm has been broken free of CII's body, he purposefully uses the arm he just tore off to clobber her in the face, unleashes a point blank blast of flame from his hand into her open wound, and punts her away like some discarded ragdoll. Afterwards, to follow up on the threat he made just prior to the attack, he takes hold of the severed arm and rips into it with his teeth, blood scattering across the soil, and his clothes. Thankfully, them being red makes them easier to hide the stains. Then, after all that, just to add insult to injury, he tosses the arm he tore from CharaIsInnocent over behind his shoulder, the discarded limb smacking hard against the ground behind him. Heh... heh... damn, that felt good... He then pulls out a handkerchief to clean his glasses as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened, and this is presumably the part where CII's pet Glitch Gasterblaster blasts him in the face, isn't it. Because, let's face it, the theme of Verdana's attacks at this point seems to be that they're drastically stronger than most attacks, at the cost of screwing him over in an almost embarrassingly bad way later down the line if not right after he finishes them. Element Fire: 4/5

CII's Gasterblaster isn't able to react in time as you completely and utterly rip through her.

Everyone, excluding the SRCDKs and the Tainted Koopa Troop stare at you. CharaIsInnocent's avatar collapses to the ground, not respawning for the next two turns. Alicia realises what force she could be commanding, stevei realises that you could be an excellent puppet to the Conflict and you realise that you got hit by literally every bullet in Danmaku Paranoia, killing you and disabling it's effect for the remainder of the turn.

**Divinity Alicia111: Now, Verdana, I've got an excellent offer. Even though you're currently respawning, you should still be able to hear this. Join me, and you gain the support of easily the most powerful person currently on the server and an immediate assist.
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: Join the Conflict, and you will become all-powerful.

Joining the Conflict is becoming neutral and stating to that you wish to ally with the conflict, instead of just going neutral. You get to decide what alignment you join / stay, out of the three possible alignments, after respawning. Be warned, if you do stay as an Anti-Godmodder, there will be sceptics of your true allegiance.

---

Cia sat in her bedroom on her laptop. She clicked on Respawn. Nothing happened. She clicked on it, again, and again. But nothing happened. She clicked harder. But nothing happened.

Grow up.
Why don't you shrug it off, for a while, and go back?
You aren't going to kill anyone, anything, by just letting it rip into you.
Next time, fight back. Kill it.
Remember, stay determined.
To destroy.

Cia looked up at nothing.

Cia / CharaIsInnocent: What about my level up?
You don't deserve a level up from that pitiful performance.

---

All Hostiles take 12 integrity damage.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei restores the Corrupted Airship's integrity by 40%, while the Corrupted Airship idles. The Tainted Paratroopas and Koopas half Joey's health, while the Tainted Goombas and Bloopers kill Spongebawb.

The SRCDKs continue their war and knock 50 Paratroopas out of the air. CII's Error Gasterblaster, which is renamed to Cia's Error Gasterblaster, gasterblasts the last Error Gasterblaster, instantly killing it. While CII is dead, it gains a permanent crit.

Ascension fills the Corrupted Airship with TNT, and sets it alight, dealing 15,000 damage.

Koishi fires at Ascension, dealing 14 damage. jAFK fights stevei, dealing 9 damage. Error Sans lowers the integrity of the Corrupted Airship by 20, while Error Joey attacks real Joey for 6 damage.

Alicia idles as there isn't that much she wants to kill.

The Tainted Koopa Troop explode due to having no integrity, before the server is hit with a massive downfall of Flux Rain. A horde of Wisps and Thaumic Slimes appear, condensing from the Flux rain while the water in the lobby quickly becomes Flux Goo.

[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.
All> Defeat stevei

AG> Summon entities.
AG> Protect Ascension.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Defeat jAFK.
AG> Destroy Error Sans.
AG> Kill Alicia111.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.
PG> Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 40% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 40% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Fluxed Rain (Thaumic Slimes and Wisps have a 50% chance of appearing each turn, players have a 10% chance of being Flux Poisoned per turn.) IIIIII
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE



[AG?] engie/Verdana: 0/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 4/20 HP, 73% INTEGRITY
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 4/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 0/20 HP, 73% INTEGRITY

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Spongebawb without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 47/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Conflict: IIII, 0% INTEGRITY
[H] Corrupted Airship: 209,000/300,000 HP, 2% INTEGRITY
[H] Wisp: 100/100 HP (x500)
[H] Thaumic Slimes 200,000/200,000 HP (x5)

[AG-PL] Ascension: 68/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIIII

[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 34,000/40,000 HP (x5)
[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: 0/20 HP (x3), Overkill: II
[N] Cia's Error Gasterblaster: 34,000/50,000 HP, Criticals on all attacks while CharaIsInnocent is dead.

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 82,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire
[PG-PL] jAFK: 72/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Mind Control Amulet: 235,000/250,000 HP + Regen (1,000 HP), Verdana's Resistance Chance (85%), Disabled.
[PG] error sans: 89% INTEGRITY, Highly Evasive (72%). Current Target: [H], Current Pattern: Blue String(s) of Death (Reduces integrity, prevents dodging.)
[PG] Error Joey: 25/25 HP, Error Shielding: 100%

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-22 10:48:00

*yawwwn* Okay I'm... back...
Crap. Eric got killed while I was gone, didn't he?
Erm...
This is awkward.
...
...
OH HEY LOOK A BRICK WALL!!!

A giant brick wall descends from the skies, slotting itself down around Ascension, followed by a steel dome, teleport displacers, and a gigantic row of mirrors.
Now hopefully Ascension will stay alive long enough to even out the battlefield enough to be actually interesting. It's no fun if one side has too much of an advantage.
The brick wall, right now, is not a complete defense, it's HP is still pretty low, and all but the weakest of attacks (anything that deals less than 50 damage to entities that have their health measured in the thousands) will punch right through it.
However, it does have a distraction measure. Because of forced stupidity for rule of funny, nobody has any clue where Ascension is, all anyone knows is that there is a large, extremely pointless Neutral brick wall sitting off to the side of the battlefield.

((As a side note consumer, you've escalated the power creep a bit too much. You have a large number of entities on the field with equivalent strength to end-game bosses from DTG2, and this is starting out with a very low charge cap. I'd recommend doing an effective combat reboot by having Ascension wipe every entity group with more that 50K health off the face of the server, and then get KOd by something else, because seriously, if the power scale doesn't get dropped down fast, things are going to go really sour for EVERYBODY.
Take this from someone who never learned how to keep power creep under control. It sucks for the players AND the GM.))

2/3 for the Unforger... hm... who am I gonna have use this? Eric's daed and I can't find his corpse...
4/10 for random destruction. Yeesh this battlefield is a mess. These things look like a 10 hit charge won't even dent them...
1/2 for moldy cheese wedges... Oh that's odd, my charge list from terraria seems to have rebooted, that might be a problem when it hits the charge cap though...

Originally posted on 2016-02-22 18:02:00

Spongebawb reminds everyone that he is a sponge right before death- namely, by budding an extremely-fast growing clone of himself, who spends a turn growing up.

[quote((As a side note consumer, you've escalated the power creep a bit too much. You have a large number of entities on the field with equivalent strength to end-game bosses from DTG2, and this is starting out with a very low charge cap. I'd recommend doing an effective combat reboot by having Ascension wipe every entity group with more that 50K health off the face of the server, and then get KOd by something else, because seriously, if the power scale doesn't get dropped down fast, things are going to go really sour for EVERYBODY.
Take this from someone who never learned how to keep power creep under control. It sucks for the players AND the GM.))][/quote]

if there are any issues, logical or otherwise, please point them out.

Note: Comparison has major homestuck spoilers due to my choice of object to compare to.
Whoops, i misread something. Fixing argument in progress.

i agree with this message. To demonstrate, the current page is 5, which is very early. Lets use Error Sans as an example. He has two gaster blasters to protect him- each with 50000 hp, or about a ten charge summon (10000 + 4000x10= 50000, according to the DTG0 entity hp calculations) has a high dodge rate AND a attack that hits everything in a faction. Lets compare to one of the end bosses of DTG2 act three- . For reference, was the final boss of a major event dungeon which had a huge impact on the storyline of dtg2. He had somewhere between 200-300k HP, with no dodge and a large number of ability's. This, of course, is the result of being a both a , and having been made with a . Error Sans, on the other hand, has a total of 100k hp not to mention absurd dodge rate., and is the result of a one-post-summon plus buffing the likes of which we have only seen from UserZero and Richard, both of which had Omega Plus when they performed those actions.

Now, for Error's sans godmodding buffer. She is gamma ranked. However, from the one post i have seen her attack, despite her claims of divinity, by DTG standards she is quite weak, dealing only 20k damage per round while Richard at the same rank was dealing 50K, before he buffed it up to 60K, and because of power creep, we can assume it has gone up to 70k or 80k, while userzero is dealing up to 300k on some rounds.

My point being?

Our godmodder here is currently way to weak to just pull of a mind control and buffing like that. Additionally, despite being much weaker than Richard, she managed to buff a one-post summon to someone near power. Well, not that close, but still. There are also the slimes, which, while they are [H] have no discovered weakness, and judging by their HP are likely buffed one-post summons or major plot enemy's. At least the boss is decently balanced- 100K is not bad for a boss, so agreeing with the above on the ground that the boss stays.

EDIT; Even with me having misread Error sans HP, its still a bit op. Plus, he still has a large dodge and his attacks still hit entire factions. Still, there are probably huge logical holes that i left since some is based off a misreading of information. Still, the part about the buffing being OP still apply's, and the comparison still stands, just not as strongly.


Again, if there are any issues, logical or otherwise, please point them out.

Oh, wow, the spoilers wrecked the post. Oh well.

4/5
3/10

Originally posted on 2016-02-22 22:10:00

Sorodin applauds slowly at Verdana's attack.

Sorodin> It's a bit of a shame that KO'd you. I kinda wanted to see the closing act.

I start building a brick wall on the OTHER side of the battlefield from piono's. And another. And another. Soon, there's a whole army of 1hp brick walls on one side of the battlefield. I then proceed to do the same thing with all the other sides. For the lolz, I decide to stick some explosives in some of them, to punish people using AoE attacks.

Charging Entities is Fun! 4/10

Charge Attacks are Fun! 10/10 EXPENDED!

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...back in Illaria...

The stronghold where Koishi had escaped from only minutes ago was crumbling. Upon the disappearance of Koishi, Golferno had given in to his fiery temper and gone berserk, smashing everything he could find, which unfortunately was limited to the pillars holding the room up. All three doorways were sealed shut, so there was no way out. Of course, Golicethor and Golferno couldn't die, but being buried under rubble was not pleasant, especially when it took upwards of 47 centuries to get out from under it. Golicethor, being the more... cool-headed guardian, was searching around frantically for a way to escape. After a bit, something caught his eye. It was nothing more than a ripple in the air, but it could be his way out. He ran towards it, dragging Golferno along with him. On the final stride though, Golferno broke free and smashed the last remaining pillar. Golicethor dove through the portal, and took a look back. All that was visible now was the rubble of the destroyed room. Angrily, he stepped towards the battlefield, ready to make his mark in the new land.

((I have no idea whatsoever what the heck the word 'balancing' means. Please forgive me. ))

[AG] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice [AG]
HP: ∞/∞
Attacks:
Crystalize
Revives one Icy Crystal. HP is equal to the amount of frozen enemies times 10,000. 3 turn startup time. All entities defrost.

Icy Breath
Golicethor breaths frost down on enemies. Roll a d20. If the output is 2 or lower, nobody gets Frozen, if it's between 2 and 10, 1 enemy gets Frozen, if it's in between 10 and 19, 2 enemies get Frozen, and if the output is 20, 5 enemies get Frozen.

Frostbite
Golicethor chooses one to two enemies and freezes a limb off of them. Double damage if the enemy is Frozen, and this attack is considered Focused if Golicethor only chooses one.

Frosty Wind
Golicethor shatters one of his Icy Crystals in exchange for either a powerful AoE attack, or making all enemies on field Frozen. Golicethor cannot use Crystalize the next turn.

Arcane Death
Golicethor harnesses the runes flowing out of his crystal sockets, casting an arcane spell which instantly eliminates a non-boss enemy or deals heavy damage to a boss. 7 turn charge. Can only start charging once Golicethor's crystals are all broken, or alternatively, it charges one every 5 turns if one is broken, and one every three turns if two crystals are broken.

Passives

Frozen Skies
When Golicethor is on the field, the weather will turn into Snowing, which makes all ice-based entities get 1000 HP regen a turn excluding his Icy Crystals and himself. Fire-based and water-based entities will also take damage over time.

Frost Touch
All of Golicethor's standard attacks have a 30% chance to inflict Frozen.

Life Crystals
Once all three of Golicethor's Ice Crystals are shattered, his HP will change to 100,000, but he will no longer be able to use Crystalize and his attacks will no longer have a random chance to inflict Frozen.

[AG] Icy Crystal x3 [AG]
50,000 HP
No attack.
These are embedded in Golicethor's body, and without them, he will become vulnerable.

(Frozen enemies cannot attack and have a random chance of defrosting each round, starting off really high, and then decreasing in 10-20% increments (whatever is right for the balance).

I really have no idea what this charge is for. 1/10

+1 redstone, +1 battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-02-22 23:41:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456184470))

Sorodin applauds slowly at Verdana's attack. Sorodin> It's a bit of a shame that KO'd you. I kinda wanted to see the closing act. I start building a brick wall on the OTHER side of the battlefield from piono's. And another. And another. Soon, there's a whole army of 1hp brick walls on one side of the battlefield. I then proceed to do the same thing with all the other sides. For the lolz, I decide to stick some explosives in some of them, to punish people using AoE attacks. Charging Entities is Fun! 4/10 Charge Attacks are Fun! 10/10 EXPENDED! =-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=- Welp, pressing tab posts it. Better remember that.

Hey, it means i can get my attacks out sooner.
6/6 Fluxbob TaintPants 1+ from topaz
When the new spongebawb grew up, he made a single mistake- Walking around in the tainted, fluxy water without protection. As we all know Sponges absorb water. So, naturally, once spongebawb stepped in the fluxy water, he absorbed a great portion of it. This, of course drove him insane. Before long he was no longer Spongebawb Rectanglepants, but rather the flux-filled demon Fluxbob Taintpants.
Fluxbob TaintPants
[n] 40000/40000. Greatly empowered by the flux, and will not die or be a non-neutral until the flux is done away with and his HP is at one, upon which he can be killed, and will respawn as a normal Spongebawb. Soaking up 5% of the tainted water per turn to make himself stronger.

Fluxbob Taintpants take a Golden Spatula and infused the water it with Taint, then launched a huge taint wave at the boss. Did i mention it's moving at an absurd speed, and is 50ft tall somehow?

Fluxbob will not attack Spongebawb.


3/10
1+ topaz

Originally posted on 2016-02-22 23:51:00

Blah blah crystal dome we've been over this already. However, at Stevei's words, a furious pair of twin blue eyes ignite and glow through the crystals. Verdana seems PISSED.

You did NOT just say that... do you really mean to ask me to join the Conflict? The very same cosmic force that was responsible for Binary's creation? Heh...

The crystals ignite.

I've had a very good view of the events regarding the Conflict and it's effects on my word. I had a great view of the entire world being subjugated under the rule of an overgrown purple calculator. I had a great view of the blood that stained my clothes, my hair, and the knife that I was forced to use to stab my family to death for my own freedom. I had a great view of all three or four dozen of the people that I stared down through the scope and pulled the trigger against. I had a great view of the last man who burst into my room and the blood that spilled from his neck when I severed his spine. I had a great view of all the bullets, kicks, and rifle butts smacked into my body, again and again, until I fell unconscious. I had a great view of the barge that took me up and showed me that I was not the only one to go through such treatment. I had a great view of my own arms, still bent at angles no arms should reach thanks to my bones breaking. I had a great view of all of those months that I sat alone in my corner in the boring prison. I had a great view as the moon prepared to slam into earth, wiping out everything that my world had ever been.

Verdana is SERIOUSLY pissed as the crystals crack, then shatter, leaving him standing still, staring directly at Stevei with those blank blue eyes. He isn't smiling.

And you... you dare ask me to join the very force that ruined my life? I was happy back then. It didn't even matter that I wasn't truly my own being, instead just another personality fragment. That is a type of happiness I can never have again, thanks to that MISTAKE you claim to be something worthy of worshiping. You see what happened to her?

He points to where CharaIsInnocent's avatar collapsed to.

If you ever try to convince me to side with the Conflict again, or you dare beg for me to show mercy to you or any other being who would serve the Conflict... I will end you in ways that make what I did to her look like a fucking daydream in Pyroland. Do you understand?

He then turns to Alicia, takes slow and steady steps towards her until he's almost close enough to breathe on her... it's from this extremely personal distance that she may notice his eyes seem a little wet, as if he's not quite succeeded at holding back tears. He manages a sad smile.

Well... I doubt the AG team would ever truly accept me back if I tried to stay with them. And becoming neutral isn't going to win me any favors right now. Ultimately, Alicia... I feel like siding with you is my best option.

Should she not make any attempt to stop him, he'll then try to hug her and bury his face into her shoulder, evidently sick of trying to hide his inner turmoil any longer. Especially since his tirade against Stevei brought up some past memories that he doesn't seem fond of.

Originally posted on 2016-02-23 09:38:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456164138))

*yawwwn* Okay I'm... back... Crap. Eric got killed while I was gone, didn't he? Erm... This is awkward. ... ... OH HEY LOOK A BRICK WALL!!! A giant brick wall descends from the skies, slotting itself down around Ascension, followed by a steel dome, teleport displacers, and a gigantic row of mirrors. Now hopefully Ascension will stay alive long enough to even out the battlefield enough to be actually interesting. It's no fun if one side has too much of an advantage. The brick wall, right now, is not a complete defense, it's HP is still pretty low, and all but the weakest of attacks (anything that deals less than 50 damage to entities that have their health measured in the thousands) will punch right through it. However, it does have a distraction measure. Because of forced stupidity for rule of funny, nobody has any clue where Ascension is, all anyone knows is that there is a large, extremely pointless Neutral brick wall sitting off to the side of the battlefield. ((As a side note consumer, you've escalated the power creep a bit too much. You have a large number of entities on the field with equivalent strength to end-game bosses from DTG2, and this is starting out with a very low charge cap. I'd recommend doing an effective combat reboot by having Ascension wipe every entity group with more that 50K health off the face of the server, and then get KOd by something else, because seriously, if the power scale doesn't get dropped down fast, things are going to go really sour for EVERYBODY. Take this from someone who never learned how to keep power creep under control. It sucks for the players AND the GM.)) 2/3 for the Unforger... hm... who am I gonna have use this? Eric's daed and I can't find his corpse... 4/10 for random destruction. Yeesh this battlefield is a mess. These things look like a 10 hit charge won't even dent them... 1/2 for moldy cheese wedges... Oh that's odd, my charge list from terraria seems to have rebooted, that might be a problem when it hits the charge cap though...

Erm...
Eric is perfectly fine! See, look on the battlefield, there he is! (You would usually have the same amount of health you had before you left, but I accidentally destroyed my hidden list of idlers.)

Brick Wall summoned. Ascension cannot be targeted while it's alive.

About the power creep, I don't disagree with you. While this is Pain and Suffering, it's still meant to be fun and there are very few entities summoned by the players.

Ascension realises that the Anti-Godmodders are ridiculously weak, and prepares to wipe the field of Hostiles and Pro-Godmodders.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456179032))

Spongebawb reminds everyone that he is a sponge right before death- namely, by budding an extremely-fast growing clone of himself, who spends a turn growing up. ((As a side note consumer, you've escalated the power creep a bit too much. You have a large number of entities on the field with equivalent strength to end-game bosses from DTG2, and this is starting out with a very low charge cap. I'd recommend doing an effective combat reboot by having Ascension wipe every entity group with more that 50K health off the face of the server, and then get KOd by something else, because seriously, if the power scale doesn't get dropped down fast, things are going to go really sour for EVERYBODY. Take this from someone who never learned how to keep power creep under control. It sucks for the players AND the GM.)) if there are any issues, logical or otherwise, please point them out. Note: Comparison has major homestuck spoilers due to my choice of object to compare to. Whoops, i misread something. Fixing argument in progress. i agree with this message. To demonstrate, the current page is 5, which is very early. Lets use Error Sans as an example. He has two gaster blasters to protect him- each with 50000 hp, or about a ten charge summon (10000 + 4000x10= 50000, according to the DTG0 entity hp calculations) has a high dodge rate AND a attack that hits everything in a faction. Lets compare to one of the end bosses of DTG2 act three- Spoiler Alert Doc Scratch . For reference, Spoiler Alert Scratch was the final boss of a major event dungeon which had a huge impact on the storyline of dtg2. He had somewhere between 200-300k HP, with no dodge and a large number of ability's. This, of course, is the result of being a both a Spoiler Alert first guardian , and having been made with a Spoiler Alert magic cue ball and Lil' Cal combined with the power of the green sun. . Error Sans, on the other hand, has a total of 100k hp not to mention absurd dodge rate., and is the result of a one-post-summon plus buffing the likes of which we have only seen from UserZero and Richard, both of which had Omega Plus when they performed those actions. Now,  for Error's sans godmodding buffer. She is gamma ranked. However, from the one post i have seen her attack, despite her claims of divinity, by DTG standards she is quite weak, dealing only 20k damage per round while Richard at the same rank was dealing 50K, before he buffed it up to 60K, and because of power creep, we can assume it has gone up to 70k or 80k, while userzero is dealing up to 300k on some rounds. My point being? Our godmodder here is currently way to weak to just pull of a mind control and buffing like that. Additionally, despite being much weaker than Richard, she managed to buff a one-post summon to someone near Spoiler Alert Doc Scratch's power. Well, not that close, but still. There are also the slimes, which, while they are [H] have no discovered weakness, and judging by their HP are likely buffed one-post summons or major plot enemy's. At least the boss is decently balanced- 100K is not bad for a boss, so agreeing with the above on the ground that the boss stays. EDIT; Even with me having misread Error sans HP, its still a bit op. Plus, he still has a large dodge and his attacks still hit entire factions. Still, there are probably huge logical holes that i left since some is based off a misreading of information. Still, the part about the buffing being OP still apply's, and the comparison still stands, just not as strongly. Again, if there are any issues, logical or otherwise, please point them out. Oh, wow, the spoilers wrecked the post. Oh well. 4/5 3/10

You respawn. No charging while dead.

Error Sans' massive dodge is supposed to be offset by the fact that he loses dodge chance when he's attacked, but he is very OP for a one-post summon. Koishi, on the other hand, has three health bars, so your comparison of being balanced isn't that accurate. She still has less health than the Colegmerate in total.
You get the imminent feeling that Alicia is going to show you why she isn't weak.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456184470))

Sorodin applauds slowly at Verdana's attack. Sorodin> It's a bit of a shame that KO'd you. I kinda wanted to see the closing act. I start building a brick wall on the OTHER side of the battlefield from piono's. And another. And another. Soon, there's a whole army of 1hp brick walls on one side of the battlefield. I then proceed to do the same thing with all the other sides. For the lolz, I decide to stick some explosives in some of them, to punish people using AoE attacks. Charging Entities is Fun! 4/10 Charge Attacks are Fun! 10/10 EXPENDED! =-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=- ...back in Illaria...   The stronghold where Koishi had escaped from only minutes ago was crumbling. Upon the disappearance of Koishi, Golferno had given in to his fiery temper and gone berserk, smashing everything he could find, which unfortunately was limited to the pillars holding the room up. All three doorways were sealed shut, so there was no way out. Of course, Golicethor and Golferno couldn't die, but being buried under rubble was not pleasant, especially when it took upwards of 47 centuries to get out from under it. Golicethor, being the more... cool-headed guardian, was searching around frantically for a way to escape. After a bit, something caught his eye. It was nothing more than a ripple in the air, but it could be his way out. He ran towards it, dragging Golferno along with him. On the final stride though, Golferno broke free and smashed the last remaining pillar. Golicethor dove through the portal, and took a look back. All that was visible now was the rubble of the destroyed room. Angrily, he stepped towards the battlefield, ready to make his mark in the new land. ((I have no idea whatsoever what the heck the word 'balancing' means. Please forgive me. ))                                                                                       [AG] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice [AG]                                                                                                   HP: ∞/∞                                                                                             Attacks:                                                                                             Crystalize Revives one Icy Crystal. HP is equal to the amount of frozen enemies times 10,000. 3 turn startup time. All entities defrost. Icy Breath Golicethor breaths frost down on enemies. Roll a d20. If the output is 2 or lower, nobody gets Frozen, if it's between 2 and 10, 1 enemy gets Frozen, if it's in between 10 and 19, 2 enemies get Frozen, and if the output is 20, 5 enemies get Frozen. Frostbite Golicethor chooses one to two enemies and freezes a limb off of them. Double damage if the enemy is Frozen, and this attack is considered Focused if Golicethor only chooses one. Frosty Wind Golicethor shatters one of his Icy Crystals in exchange for either a powerful AoE attack, or making all enemies on field Frozen. Golicethor cannot use Crystalize the next turn. Arcane Death Golicethor harnesses the runes flowing out of his crystal sockets, casting an arcane spell which instantly eliminates a non-boss enemy or deals heavy damage to a boss. 7 turn charge. Can only start charging once Golicethor's crystals are all broken, or alternatively, it charges one every 5 turns if one is broken, and one every three turns if two crystals are broken. Passives Frozen Skies When Golicethor is on the field, the weather will turn into Snowing, which makes all ice-based entities get 1000 HP regen a turn excluding his Icy Crystals and himself. Fire-based and water-based entities will also take damage over time. Frost Touch All of Golicethor's standard attacks have a 30% chance to inflict Frozen. Life Crystals Once all three of Golicethor's Ice Crystals are shattered, his HP will change to 100,000, but he will no longer be able to use Crystalize and his attacks will no longer have a random chance to inflict Frozen. [AG] Icy Crystal x3 [AG]           50,000 HP           No attack. These are embedded in Golicethor's body, and without them, he will become vulnerable. (Frozen enemies cannot attack and have a random chance of defrosting each round, starting off really high, and then decreasing in 10-20% increments (whatever is right for the balance). I really have no idea what this charge is for. 1/10 +1 redstone, +1 battlefury

You create 250 1HP brick walls on every side of the battlefield. Golicethor summoned. Due to needing more player summoned entities, he gets away with a smaller nerf than usual, which is to say that his Icy Crystals only have 20,000 HP, and he only has 30,000 HP when descending to the battlefield.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456185091))

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456184470)) Sorodin applauds slowly at Verdana's attack. Sorodin> It's a bit of a shame that KO'd you. I kinda wanted to see the closing act. I start building a brick wall on the OTHER side of the battlefield from piono's. And another. And another. Soon, there's a whole army of 1hp brick walls on one side of the battlefield. I then proceed to do the same thing with all the other sides. For the lolz, I decide to stick some explosives in some of them, to punish people using AoE attacks. Charging Entities is Fun! 4/10 Charge Attacks are Fun! 10/10 EXPENDED! =-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-==-=- Welp, pressing tab posts it. Better remember that. Hey, it means i can get my attacks out sooner. 6/6 Fluxbob TaintPants 1+ from topaz When the new spongebawb grew up, he made a single mistake- Walking around in the tainted, fluxy water without protection. As we all know Sponges absorb water. So, naturally, once spongebawb stepped in the fluxy water, he absorbed a great portion of it. This, of course drove him insane. Before long he was no longer Spongebawb Rectanglepants, but rather the flux-filled demon Fluxbob Taintpants. Fluxbob TaintPants [n] 40000/40000. Greatly empowered by the flux, and will not die or be a non-neutral until the flux is done away with and his HP is at one, upon which he can be killed, and will respawn as a normal Spongebawb. Soaking up 5% of the tainted water per turn to make himself stronger. Fluxbob Taintpants take a Golden Spatula and infused the water it with Taint, then launched a huge taint wave at the boss. Did i mention it's moving at an absurd speed, and is 50ft tall somehow? Fluxbob will not attack Spongebawb. 3/10 1+ topaz

You would summon Fluxbob, but you need the entire turn to respawn.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456220322))

Blah blah crystal dome we've been over this already. However, at Stevei's words, a furious pair of twin blue eyes ignite and glow through the crystals. Verdana seems PISSED. You did NOT just say that... do you really mean to ask me to join the Conflict? The very same cosmic force that was responsible for Binary's creation? Heh... The crystals ignite. I've had a very good view of the events regarding the Conflict and it's effects on my word. I had a great view of the entire world being subjugated under the rule of an overgrown purple calculator. I had a great view of the blood that stained my clothes, my hair, and the knife that I was forced to use to stab my family to death for my own freedom. I had a great view of all three or four dozen of the people that I stared down through the scope and pulled the trigger against. I had a great view of the last man who burst into my room and the blood that spilled from his neck when I severed his spine. I had a great view of all the bullets, kicks, and rifle butts smacked into my body, again and again, until I fell unconscious. I had a great view of the barge that took me up and showed me that I was not the only one to go through such treatment. I had a great view of my own arms, still bent at angles no arms should reach thanks to my bones breaking. I had a great view of all of those months that I sat alone in my corner in the boring prison. I had a great view as the moon prepared to slam into earth, wiping out everything that my world had ever been. Verdana is SERIOUSLY pissed as the crystals crack, then shatter, leaving him standing still, staring directly at Stevei with those blank blue eyes. He isn't smiling. And you... you dare ask me to join the very force that ruined my life? I was happy back then. It didn't even matter that I wasn't truly my own being, instead just another personality fragment. That is a type of happiness I can never have again, thanks to that MISTAKE you claim to be something worthy of worshiping. You see what happened to her? He points to where CharaIsInnocent's avatar collapsed to. If you ever try to convince me to side with the Conflict again, or you dare beg for me to show mercy to you or any other being who would serve the Conflict... I will end you in ways that make what I did to her look like a fucking daydream in Pyroland. Do you understand? He then turns to Alicia, takes slow and steady steps towards her until he's almost close enough to breathe on her... it's from this extremely personal distance that she may notice his eyes seem a little wet, as if he's not quite succeeded at holding back tears. He manages a sad smile. Well... I doubt the AG team would ever truly accept me back if I tried to stay with them. And becoming neutral isn't going to win me any favors right now. Ultimately, Alicia... I feel like siding with you is my best option. Should she not make any attempt to stop him, he'll then try to hug her and bury his face into her shoulder, evidently sick of trying to hide his inner turmoil any longer. Especially since his tirade against Stevei brought up some past memories that he doesn't seem fond of.

You respawn and join the Pro-Godmodders. The Mind-Control Amulet forgets to exist.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: That's a sad story.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: One I don't really care for at all.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: Apart from the fact that you might rip my avatar to shreds if I try to convince you to join the Conflict.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: Remember that Alicia and her Pro-Godmodders are doing the work of the Conflict, no matter how indirectly.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: We don't have the same goals, but that's something you might want to think about.

Alicia accepts your hug and gives you a +2.

To answer Tazz and piono's comments below, Error Sans is meant to lose evasiveness on attack. His massive amount of evasiveness isn't giving him many friends, so as an act of the Narrative (balancing), he finds that is disabled for the rest of the time he's here, which is to say, automatically evade attacks. This may be overkill, but it's a decision supported by most of the community for balancing. Don't expect to regularly have an entity's property taken away from them, but balancing is a major concern right now. It shouldn't be after the field wipe.

Error Sans deals 12 integrity damage to all hostiles.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei attempts to slice Sorodin in half, but notices that he accidently ran into the H-side Brick Walls, destroying all of them. Danmaku Paranoia deals 7 damage to him. The Corrupted Airship explodes from lack of integrity, and the Wisps and Thaumic Slimes avenge the Corrupted Airship by taking advantage of the fact that Error Sans has lost his dodge chance by rushing him en mass for 45% integrity damage. Danmaku Paranoia kills 80 of the Wisps and deals 8,000 damage to all Thaumic Slimes before forcing them to split.

The SRCDKs also get in on the kill Error Sans action, dealing 20% integrity damage. CII's avatar continues to regenerate before respawning, while her Gasterblaster blasts at the next best thing to recently respawned Verdana, Error Sans! He dies of 24 critted integrity damage.

Ascension begins wiping the field to the best of his ability, starting with cutting the Thaumic Slimes into eighths without damaging them at all. He then throws the eighty Thaumic Slimes into the air, landing on the Wisps, Error Joey, jAFK and stevei. Error Joey loses 80% of his Error Shielding, the admins take 9 damage, 100 of the Wisps die, and the field changes for the better. Golicethor begins with Frosty Breath, rolling an 18. He freezes stevei and jAFK.

Koishi fires at Sorodin and Eric, killing Sorodin and dealing 8 damage to Eric. jAFK is Frozen. Error Joey breaks down the PG-Side Brick Walls.

Alicia moves away from Verdana and approaches the newly respawned Spongebawb.
**Divinity Alicia111: I see your inner feelings.
**Divinity Alicia111: You think I'm weak, don't you?
**Divinity Alicia111: You think I'm weak for a Gamma, don't you?
**Divinity Alicia111: I. Am. Not.
I have no clue how she found that out, being that Battlefury said that OOC, but Alicia assists Ascension's field wipe by piercing through Ascension and stevei's Armour and anti-targeting to do 15 damage to each of them, before throwing them into Cia's Error Gasterblaster, killing it. She then cuts down the amount of Wisp's to a more even size by doing... something. They just die. Finally, she throws Spongebawb up into the remaining 1HP Brick Walls, dealing 3 damage to his newly respawned self and destroying the Brick Walls.

In total, that was 67,500 damage. She shouldn't somehow breach the Fifth Wall for a while.

[GM NOTES]
Hopefully, that was a satisfactory field wipe, although it didn't kill that much. This is Pain and Suffering, and although this is early game this is supposed to be hard. Not ridiculously hard or completely unfair, just normal hard. The death of Error Sans should negate most of the unfair elements, but if it still seems/is unbalanced, bring your concerns up per usual.

That breaking the fifth wall rampage should be a one-off, and a lot of us wanted the field wipe anyway.
[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.
All> Defeat stevei

AG> Summon entities.
AG> Protect Ascension.
AG> Defeat Koishi Komeji.
AG> Defeat jAFK.
AG> Kill Alicia111.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Protect Koishi Komeiji.
PG> Kill the AG players.
PG> Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 40% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 40% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Snowing (Ice entities regenerate 1,000 HP) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/20 HP, 73% INTEGRITY
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 4/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 17/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 12/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Spongebawb without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 16/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Conflict: IIII, 0% INTEGRITY, Frozen (40% escape chance)
[H] Wisp: 100/100 HP (x300), 88% INTEGRITY

[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 34,000/40,000 HP (x5)
[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: 0/20 HP (x3), Overkill: I
[N] Brick Wall: 4,000/4,000 HP, Ascension cannot be targeted while alive.

[AG-PL] Ascension: 53/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIIII
[AG] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice: ∞/∞ HP, Ice Crystals: 20,000/20,000 HP (x3), Arcane Death: IIIIIII (Charges on death of at least one Ice Crystal), Becomes vulnerable when Ice Crystals are destroyed.

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 82,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire
[PG-PL] jAFK: 63/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Curse: II, Frozen (40% escape chance)
[PG] Error Joey: 25/25 HP, Error Shielding: 20%

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-23 17:17:00

@balancing: Okay, here's the thing battlefury:
Scratch was fought at the end of Acts 2 and 4 (not really spoiler worthy as both games are over, and nobody really goes back to read them) Both times he had something weakening him, they were both effectively cinematic bosses.
A bigger note to make is Lord English, semi-final boss of Act 2, with 413K health (minus the final death cutscene)
Error sans is a mega entity (my term for entities with health measured in 1s, as they take damage completely differently from others, and tend to be large, plot-relevant characters with absurd amounts of power for their given stats) with a dodge rating that propels his health upwards a great deal. I mean, seriously. A SET dodge rate seriously ruins things on its own since it means no matter how creative your attack is, it STILL has the exact same chance of dealing damage as someone who says: "I hit [insertentitynamehere]" which also completely defeats the point of mega entities! To encourage people to be creative to have a higher chance of dealing damage.

As a side note, the reason I recommended using Ascension for the wipe was because he's literally the only AG entity on the field, which is NEVER a good thing.

EDIT: Okay, it's mostly fixed now. On to shooting things.
Also, I don't think that completely removing E!sans' dodge is required, just make it so it's based more on how effective the flavor text is than just random chance. That's what I was aiming to say. But this works too.
Also, as a side note, I don't think making a DTG game with the express goal of being difficult will go over well. This isn't really the kind of game that does 'difficulty' well. I've seen people try to do it... and it generally doesn't get good reception. DTG is something that's better off when it just sort of... happens.

3/3 for the Unforger... Well, lovely, now I have a giant hammer I can't even use...
5/10 for random chaos. You know, I can't even remember what this was supposed to be.
2/2 for moldy cheese wedges.

"Yo! Doofus! I'm not dead, I stopped to get lunch while you were asleep."
Oh, well, that's embarrassing. Here, have a new hammer.
"Uh... how am I supposed to use this? I'm a wizard, not a paladin."
Oh. Well, um...magic?
"IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!"
Whatever. I'm going to do something about that Error Joey. The Unforger falls from the sky and deals some damage. I dunno, I'm tired right now.
"You just got back from being asleep!"
This is a forum game! I was AFK, not asleep!
"Then why not help out the brick wall?"
Oh! Right!
Um... suddenly, the brick wall becomes plated in extremely dense supersteel with extra code-hardened programming, reflecting any error, glitch or otherwise digital-based damage that might attempt to damage it.

"Hey, what's up with the moldy cheese wedges charge?"
Oh um...
2/2 expended!
Suddenly, a massive fountain of poorly-drawn, poorly-balanced (game-wise) Terraria greatswords explodes out of the ground, impaling numerous N and PG entities with extreme prejudice.
That.
"I... um... are those triangles?"
I was in middle school when I made the mod, don't judge me!

Originally posted on 2016-02-23 17:51:00

ON Twinbuilder: He was dared to make that out of context. MYSTERY SOLVED.

Also, while I have no intention of ruining my life further joining, I will say that I had sans's dodge rate go down per attack for VERY good reason in 0, Consumer (beyond the fact he had 150% and thus needed a method to make it go down); Dodge chance is practically fake difficulty, and for a game like this, the least you can do is play fair for any entity that NEEDS to die and not have them negate damage randomly. I'm only commenting because it seems to be a thing that he's too hard even by the standards you've presented.

Originally posted on 2016-02-23 18:01:00

Somebody once told me you were gonna troll me everyone forgetting i was there now prepare for your end you will not make me cease to exist Ashkantsr comes out of a strange black void as an explosion appears behind him now then first i'm gonna charge for 1 turn so that my gonna be summoned soon character will be invulnerable to mind control so take that also my health is regent for going to the void cafe in the void dimension.
you here a mysterious voice started talking out of the sky
"oh look like there's a other dimension me down there i hope he's not angry because he's attacking everyone."


Originally posted on 2016-02-23 20:13:00

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1456258421))

Somebody once told me you were gonna troll me everyone forgetting i was there now prepare for your end you will not make me cease to exist Ashkantsr comes out of a strange black void as an explosion appears behind him now then first i'm gonna charge for 1 turn so that my gonna be summoned soon character will be invulnerable  to mind control so take that also my health is regent for going to the void cafe in the void dimension. you here a mysterious  voice started talking out of the sky "oh look like there's a other dimension me down there i hope he's not angry because he's attacking everyone."

I'm just going to immediately say TONE THE GREEN TEXT DOWN. It's barely readable and although it's in the forum rules, makes the entire page extremely hard to read.

I could do this in a PM, but it is extremely annoying. Now please edit your post and remove the big tags. There are better ways to draw emphasis to your actions.

Originally posted on 2016-02-23 20:25:00

7/7 Fluxbob TaintPants
When the new spongebawb grew up, he made a single mistake- Walking around in the tainted, fluxy water without protection. As we all know Sponges absorb water. So, naturally, once spongebawb stepped in the fluxy water, he absorbed a great portion of it. This, of course drove him insane. Before long he was no longer Spongebawb Rectanglepants, but rather the flux-filled demon Fluxbob Taintpants.
Fluxbob TaintPants
[AZ] 40000/40000. Greatly empowered by the flux, and will not die or be a non-neutral until the flux is done away with and his HP is at one, upon which he can be killed, and will respawn as a normal Spongebawb. Soaking up 5% of the tainted water per turn to make himself stronger.

4/10
1+ topaz

Originally posted on 2016-02-23 22:39:00

Sorodin does his respawning thing again.

Composition: 40% Regular Water, 30% Colder Water, 20% Slime, 10% Blood.

((Uh, Piono? Look again at the entities.))

Golicethor uses his decently setup action and uses Frostbite on jAFK and stevei.




Originally posted on 2016-02-23 23:58:00

Element Fire: 5/5

Verdana takes a moment to himself, then promptly cracks up in laughter as he realizes that one of the recently summoned entities is literally an ice golem. The fact that he just completed his charge at the same time as that thing came onto the field, to him, is both amazingly convenient timing and just utterly perfect. He manages to calm himself down, then grins.

And what better way to signify my alignment change with some FIREworks?

...That pun was so utterly, horrendously horrible that it's probably dealt actual damage to someone on the field right now. Anyway, he wreathes himself in flames, then spacewarps to just in front of Golicethor, channels the power of his finished charge for a moment, and unleashes it directly onto the ice crystals in an explosion of writhing fire, towering into the sky to an unreasonable height and tinted an unnatural tinge of blue. There's a pause, then the explosion expands to twice the size, and promptly implodes with Golicethor receiving the brunt of the implosion of heat. Admittedly, for just a moment, that explosion resembled a Blue Sun, only... smaller. Well, that's ONE way to show off one's alignment. As the flames fade and die, Verdana promptly falls back to the ground and lands smack in the middle of a giant sigil-esque scorch mark. He's still grinning, and there's a faint blue glow around his body.

Well, that's a start...

He slowly stands back up, back to grinning in an unnerving fashion at pretty much anyone who looks his way. He clenches one fist. It crackles with building energies.

Element Lightning: 3/5 (+2 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-02-24 06:41:00

since i charged for one turn i summon chronos sans from undertronic "you now you reallly didnt need to summon me you now that right ?" well since nearly everyones dead i thought you could help? "sure"[color=#fe0] Thanks

Originally posted on 2016-02-24 08:06:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456249868))

@balancing: Okay, here's the thing battlefury: Scratch was fought at the end of Acts 2 and 4 (not really spoiler worthy as both games are over, and nobody really goes back to read them) Both times he had something weakening him, they were both effectively cinematic bosses. A bigger note to make is Lord English, semi-final boss of Act 2, with 413K health (minus the final death cutscene) Error sans is a mega entity (my term for entities with health measured in 1s, as they take damage completely differently from others, and tend to be large, plot-relevant characters with absurd amounts of power for their given stats) with a dodge rating that propels his health upwards a great deal. I mean, seriously. A SET dodge rate seriously ruins things on its own since it means no matter how creative your attack is, it STILL has the exact same chance of dealing damage as someone who says: "I hit [insertentitynamehere]" which also completely defeats the point of mega entities! To encourage people to be creative to have a higher chance of dealing damage. As a side note, the reason I recommended using Ascension for the wipe was because he's literally the only AG entity on the field, which is NEVER a good thing. EDIT: Okay, it's mostly fixed now. On to shooting things. Also, I don't think that completely removing E!sans' dodge is required, just make it so it's based more on how effective the flavor text is than just random chance. That's what I was aiming to say. But this works too. Also, as a side note, I don't think making a DTG game with the express goal of being difficult will go over well. This isn't really the kind of game that does 'difficulty' well. I've seen people try to do it... and it generally doesn't get good reception. DTG is something that's better off when it just sort of... happens. 3/3 for the Unforger... Well, lovely, now I have a giant hammer I can't even use... 5/10 for random chaos. You know, I can't even remember what this was supposed to be. 2/2 for moldy cheese wedges. "Yo! Doofus! I'm not dead, I stopped to get lunch while you were asleep." Oh, well, that's embarrassing. Here, have a new hammer. "Uh... how am I supposed to use this? I'm a wizard, not a paladin." Oh. Well, um...magic? "IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!!" Whatever. I'm going to do something about that Error Joey. The Unforger falls from the sky and deals some damage. I dunno, I'm tired right now. "You just got back from being asleep!" This is a forum game! I was AFK, not asleep! "Then why not help out the brick wall?" Oh! Right! Um... suddenly, the brick wall becomes plated in extremely dense supersteel with extra code-hardened programming, reflecting any error, glitch or otherwise digital-based damage that might attempt to damage it. "Hey, what's up with the moldy cheese wedges charge?" Oh um... 2/2 expended! Suddenly, a massive fountain of poorly-drawn, poorly-balanced (game-wise) Terraria greatswords explodes out of the ground, impaling numerous N and PG entities with extreme prejudice. That. "I... um... are those triangles?" I was in middle school when I made the mod, don't judge me!

Error Sans is sort of dead now and there isn't anyone else that has a dodge rate, so I'll set that into practice whenever the next entity with dodge exists.

About the difficulty comment, I'm hoping to have the difficulty just come naturally. The rule set makes this relatively hard enough, and we are in the first five pages.

The Unforger: It's a hammer that unforges things.
Error Joey's Error Shielding is completely depleted. The greatswords deal 3,000 damage to every neutral and PG. The Brick Wall gains 4,000 total HP and immunity to integrity damage.

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1456250483))

ON Twinbuilder: He was dared to make that out of context. MYSTERY SOLVED. Also, while I have no intention of ruining my life further joining, I will say that I had sans's dodge rate go down per attack for VERY good reason in 0, Consumer (beyond the fact he had 150% and thus needed a method to make it go down); Dodge chance is practically fake difficulty, and for a game like this, the least you can do is play fair for any entity that NEEDS to die and not have them negate damage randomly. I'm only commenting because it seems to be a thing that he's too hard even by the standards you've presented.

I've already answered this last turn and Error Sans is dead, so I'll just say MYSTERY SOLVED.

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1456258421))

Somebody once told me you were gonna troll me everyone forgetting i was there now prepare for your end you will not make me cease to exist Ashkantsr comes out of a strange black void as an explosion appears behind him now then first i'm gonna charge for 1 turn so that my gonna be summoned soon character will be invulnerable  to mind control so take that also my health is regent for going to the void cafe in the void dimension. you here a mysterious  voice started talking out of the sky "oh look like there's a other dimension me down there i hope he's not angry because he's attacking everyone."

**Divinity Alicia111: I'd think you'd be able to remember your location better.
**Divinity Alicia111: Anyway, I have higher standards then just trolling people, unlike our pitiful excuse of an Omega Plus.
**Divinity Alicia111: Some people say that the purpose of a godmodder is to make people ragequit.
**Divinity Alicia111: I disagree with that.
**Divinity Alicia111: I'm set for much higher goals then that.

Your health is regenerated from me accidentally destroying my hidden list of idlers.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456267178))

7/7 Fluxbob TaintPants When the new spongebawb grew up, he made a single mistake- Walking around in the tainted, fluxy water without protection. As we all know Sponges absorb water. So, naturally, once spongebawb stepped in the fluxy water, he absorbed a great portion of it. This, of course drove him insane. Before long he was no longer Spongebawb Rectanglepants, but rather the flux-filled demon Fluxbob Taintpants. Fluxbob TaintPants [AZ] 40000/40000. Greatly empowered by the flux, and will not die or be a non-neutral until the flux is done away with and his HP is at one, upon which he can be killed, and will respawn as a normal Spongebawb. Soaking up 5% of the tainted water per turn to make himself stronger. 4/10 1+ topaz

Fluxbob TaintPaints summoned, but nerfed to 28,000 HP due to only being a 7-post charge. I'm not entirely sure if you want him to temporarily be your avatar or not, and his alignment is listed as Anti-Zero (as opposed to Anti-Godmodder) while you mention him to not be a non-neutral until death. I'll just put him in for now.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456271910))

Sorodin does his respawning thing again. Composition: 40% Regular Water, 30% Colder Water, 20% Slime, 10% Blood. ((Uh, Piono? Look again at the entities.)) Golicethor uses his decently setup action and uses Frostbite on jAFK and stevei. Entities [AG] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice [AG] HP: ∞/∞ Attacks: Crystalize Revives one Icy Crystal. HP is equal to the amount of frozen enemies times 10,000. 3 turn startup time. All entities defrost. Icy Breath Golicethor breaths frost down on enemies. Roll a d20. If the output is 2 or lower, nobody gets Frozen, if it's between 2 and 10, 1 enemy gets Frozen, if it's in between 10 and 19, 2 enemies get Frozen, and if the output is 20, 5 enemies get Frozen. Frostbite Golicethor chooses one to two enemies and freezes a limb off of them. Double damage if the enemy is Frozen, and this attack is considered Focused if Golicethor only chooses one. Frosty Wind Golicethor shatters one of his Icy Crystals in exchange for either a powerful AoE attack, or making all enemies on field Frozen. Golicethor cannot use Crystalize the next turn. Arcane Death Golicethor harnesses the runes flowing out of his crystal sockets, casting an arcane spell which instantly eliminates a non-boss enemy or deals heavy damage to a boss. 7 turn charge. Can only start charging once Golicethor's crystals are all broken, or alternatively, it charges one every 5 turns if one is broken, and one every three turns if two crystals are broken. Passives Frozen Skies When Golicethor is on the field, the weather will turn into Snowing, which makes all ice-based entities get 1000 HP regen a turn excluding his Icy Crystals and himself. Fire-based and water-based entities will also take damage over time. Frost Touch All of Golicethor's standard attacks have a 30% chance to inflict Frozen. Life Crystals Once all three of Golicethor's Ice Crystals are shattered, his HP will change to 100,000, but he will no longer be able to use Crystalize and his attacks will no longer have a random chance to inflict Frozen. [AG] Icy Crystal x3 [AG] 50,000 HP No attack. These are embedded in Golicethor's body, and without them, he will become vulnerable.

Piono posted before I finished posting.

You respawn. Golicethor will follow your command.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456296091))

Element Fire: 5/5 Verdana takes a moment to himself, then promptly cracks up in laughter as he realizes that one of the recently summoned entities is literally an ice golem. The fact that he just completed his charge at the same time as that thing came onto the field, to him, is both amazingly convenient timing and just utterly perfect. He manages to calm himself down, then grins. And what better way to signify my alignment change with some FIREworks? ...That pun was so utterly, horrendously horrible that it's probably dealt actual damage to someone on the field right now. Anyway, he wreathes himself in flames, then spacewarps to just in front of Golicethor, channels the power of his finished charge for a moment, and unleashes it directly onto the ice crystals in an explosion of writhing fire, towering into the sky to an unreasonable height and tinted an unnatural tinge of blue. There's a pause, then the explosion expands to twice the size, and promptly implodes with Golicethor receiving the brunt of the implosion of heat. Admittedly, for just a moment, that explosion resembled a Blue Sun, only... smaller. Well, that's ONE way to show off one's alignment. As the flames fade and die, Verdana promptly falls back to the ground and lands smack in the middle of a giant sigil-esque scorch mark. He's still grinning, and there's a faint blue glow around his body. Well, that's a start... He slowly stands back up, back to grinning in an unnerving fashion at pretty much anyone who looks his way. He clenches one fist. It crackles with building energies. Element Lightning: 3/5 (+2 from Alicia)

jAFK is healed for 1HP. I guess he likes bad puns.

Golicethor's Ice Crystals take a mini-critical 12,000 damage each. Just as a note, charge attacks deal (Charge Time * 3,000 + Attack Description Bonus) damage, except on bosses, where it deals (Charge Time * 2,500 + Attack Description Bonus) damage.

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1456301166))

since i charged for one turn i summon chronos sans from undertronic "you now you reallly didnt need to summon me you now that right ?" well since nearly everyones dead i thought you could help? "sure" Thanks

You summon Chrono Sans, who is nerfed due to Error Sans' former existence and Sans' current existence in 0rigins.

Every entity gives you a glare to remind you that most people, are in fact still alive.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei escapes the ice, while half of the horde of Wisps bust down the Brick Wall, revealing, gasp, Ascension! The rest of the Wisps go for a mass shock on the players, dealing 2 damage to all of them.

The SRCDKs kill 150 of the Wisps, while Cia's avatar finishes regenerating.

Ascension runs through stevei, dealing 9 damage and taking 7 damage while Golicethor uses Frostbite, dealing 4 damage to stevei and 9 damage to jAFK. Fluxbob TaintPants uses a heavily tainted spatula on Koishi, dealing 7,000 damage.

Koishi just stands there for a second, as nobody seems to want to have a danmaku battle with her, before resolving to fire at Fluxbob and ashkantsr, dealing 8,000 damage each. jAFK fails to break out of being frozen, while Error Joey kills off stevei.

Alicia changes her skin for a second, turning into Dio Brando. Time stops, and Chrono Sans is completely and utterly surrounded with knives, and punched repeatedly over and over again. Time resumes, and Chrono Sans is ripped into dust, before the spare knives float into ashkantsr and Spongebawb, dealing 6 damage each. She then changes her skin back to her usual, +1s Verdana and waits to see what attacks you can come up with this time.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Corrupted Airship.
[ALL]: Defeat stevei.

[AG]: Summon more entities.
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 40% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 40% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Snowing (Ice entities regenerate 1,000 HP) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 18/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 9/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 4/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Spongebawb without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 0/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Conflict: IIII, 0% INTEGRITY
[H] Wisp: 100/100 HP (x150), 88% INTEGRITY

[N] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 31,000/40,000 HP (x5)
[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: 0/20 HP (x3)

[AG-PL] Ascension: 46/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIIII
[AG] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice: ∞/∞ HP, Ice Crystals: 8,000/20,000 HP (x3), Arcane Death: IIIIIII (Charges on death of at least one Ice Crystal), Becomes vulnerable when Ice Crystals are destroyed.
[AG?] Fluxbob TaintPants: 20,000/28,000 HP, Absorbs 5% of the Taint per turn.

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 72,000/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire
[PG-PL] jAFK: 52/100 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Curse: II, Frozen (54% escape chance)
[PG] Error Joey: 22/25 HP

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-24 17:27:00

Gun Boy 9/10
Hats and Swords 10/10 (Done!)
Hole of Noobs 1/10

Sunglasses && Magnifying Glass = Heatray Shades 1/???

*yawn*
well, I'm-
HOLY, THERE'S BEEN 3 UPDATES WHILE I'VE BEEN GONE?

Well then.

A portal appears from the sky.
Huh?
A dude with a sword comes from the skies, with a monocle and a mustache.
Oh, it's the Killer Intelligent Robot Chap.

K.I.R.K. 50,000 HP / 50,000 HP (AG)

Wisps, eh?
Well then, Pulsar!

K.I.R.K puts his hands up and a large black explosion hits the Wisps.

I use Power Metal to mildly damage jAFK and heal Ascension.



Originally posted on 2016-02-24 23:15:00

K then
Keep forgetting to post
So here it is
(DRUMROLL)
AND HIS POST IS........
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Charging (3/10)

BOOOOOOOOO! BOOOOOORRRINNNGGGG!

Originally posted on 2016-02-24 23:47:00