Pindar quickly builds a TNT cannon and launches a block of TNT at the wall.

Enchanted Diamond Sword && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Blade 5/6
Enchanted Bow && Redstone Repeater && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Chainbow 5/6

Breakfast 13/15 crystal x3, toast
Time Cube 2/15

+3 to Crystal



Originally posted on 2016-03-21 18:13:00

3/3 for the purplecharged xbox: This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple.
Infinity flame bow AND obsidian bucket = obsidian-tipped terror 1/4
1/15 for earthen constructs
1/15 for Hero of earth
+1 to toast, teag and battlefury.

Eric does one of two things.
If the griefer plane is still intact, he smashes it into little tiny pieces with The Reforger, then moves back into the Fortress.
If the griefer plane is NOT still intact, then he goes into the fortress, and uses the deck of spellcards.
If the effect deals damage or inflicts debuffs, it is directed to legaggedon/baseBreaker
If the effect heals, it's directed to the fortress.
If it's an offensive buff, it goes to pindar/spongebawb/Mars
If it's a defensive buff, it goes to the various buildings within the Fortress.

I'd just like to say, I like how open to variety this game is. DTG seems to get better with age, even in the spin-offs.
You're doin good consumer, you're doin good.
Although working with others to try and get an event centered around them might be a good idea to counterbalance the fact that it happens with me basically by default every so often.


I'm giving a flat 5 store credit boost to everyone who's been helping out in the fight in the fortress, as a thank-you for helping me out since I don't have enough +1s to hand out to everybody.

Originally posted on 2016-03-21 18:38:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458492981))

Pindar empties a bucket of water on Roswell, extinguishing her. Roswell: Attack the arsonists. Enchanted Diamond Sword && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Blade 4/6 Enchanted Bow && Redstone Repeater && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Chainbow 4/6 Breakfast 8/15 Time Cube 1/15 +3 to Crystal Spoiler Alert Enchanted Obisidan Helmet: A helmet of cracked black obsidian that glows with a pale blue sheen. Gives 1 armour. Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate: A chestplate of cracked black obsidian that glows with a pale blue sheen. Gives 1 armour.

Roswell is no longer burning.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1458494939))

Exalted Virtues: Valor 5, Conviction 5, Compassion 1, Temperance 1. Willpower: 10, 10/10 temporary WP remaining. Essence: 2. Upgrade to 3: 0/30. Charms: Hungry Tiger Technique, First Melee Excellency, First Martial Arts Excellency, [CPoV]Rapid Vicissitudes of War Mudra, [CPoV]War-Slaying Parry, [CPoV]Steel-Bolstered Warrior Secrets, [CPoV]Serene Battlefield Commander Meditation, [CPoV]Crimson Panoply of Victory Form, Dipping Swallow Defense, Bulwark Stance. Reference links: http://exalted.xi.co.nz/wiki/MartialArts/C...yofVictoryStyle for [CPoV]-marked Charms. Charm effects: Hungry Tiger Technique (1 mote for 1,000 extra damage), First Melee Excellency (Variable number of motes for variable general attack boosts; 2 motes for 1,000 damage, other effects to be determined), First Martial Arts Excellency (Presumably the same as First Melee Excellency), [CPoV]Rapid Vicissitudes of War Mudra, [CPoV]War-Slaying Parry, [CPoV]Steel-Bolstered Warrior Secrets, [CPoV]Serene Battlefield Commander Meditation, [CPoV]Crimson Panoply of Victory Form, Dipping Swallow Defense, Bulwark Stance. Generic Charge 1 15/15! (+6 from NumberSoup) Essence Upgrade part 1: 2/15 Sealed Beast 1/15 +3 to NumberSoup. Ioun Stone && 3-dot Solar hearthstone == Ioun Hearthstone 2/5 Hmm, the Charm effects look good so far. I understand the change to HTT, since Exalted is a game balanced around 'hit infrequently, but hard' while DTG is a game balanced around 'hit relatively lower but constantly'. I think Excellencies should give general boosts to attacks, such as increased hit chance when the user wants, or damage boost when the user wants, but so far the 2 motes for 1,000 damage thing lets them be balanced around HTT, which can only be used once per attack and so should have a better efficiency. Nice. In any case, 15-post charge expended! Mars raises their spear, swirling patterns of Essence surrounding them, then brings it down, ripping open a red-glowing tear to places unknown. Out falls... a giant, extremely bad-smelling rotten hamburger. Eugh. Seriously, this thing - wait, it just got up. It has eyes? And now it's just pulled out a massive meat cleaver with arms made of the same horrible meat as its weird patty. This thing looks... hungry. Harmburger summoned! This... thing doesn't have much I can say about it. It's just a generic entity.

In case they aren't good enough, just ask to change them.

Hamburger summoned.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1458506861))

+1 to crystalcat, +1 to engie, +1 to numbers 2/10 HAHAHAHA 2/5 WELL '80s PacMan Vest || Liquid Entropy && Broken Arcade Screen = Glitch Destabiliser (Level 5 - 2/5) Ets dashes over to the RED Soldier, despite him being blue. "You know, we should hang out sometime. ...Hmmm. I just need to check one thing: How big are your shoes?" Ets bends down and looks at the soldier's shoes. When they inevitably look down to compare their shoes with Ets' shoes, they get an uppercup of glitch with a side of "PSYCHE" Ets glitches away, leaving a note saying: "HaHaHa! PRANKED! (oh and also this message will explode now)' The message exploded, throwing small tetris blocks at his nose.

The RED Space Soldier takes 7,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458511386))

respawn and do a distracting respawn dance charges for copin convenice 12/15... so close... Determination: 1/15 Determination :1/15 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors 1+ to final battel

You respawn. No assists while dead.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458516723))

Anti-Ground Laser Array II: 10/10 (like lots of +1s) They are summoned but won't do anything until the ship reaches orbit. +3 to Verdana Charge: Orbital Fighter Squad: 1/15

Anti-Ground Laser Array summoned, which I'll assume are different than the Weak Anti-Ground Lasers.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458560538))

Ooo, idea. Verdana snaps his fingers, expending the 15 post charge through the combined power of Teag and Alicia's assists... but nothing happens. Well, not anything immediate, if the sudden arrival of a heavily-armored hulking brute meandering onto the battlefield is any indication. He seems slow. Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60000/60000 (acts at end of EoTB) (20% miss chance unless unarmored) (Football Helmet: 12000/12000, immunity to critical hits while active) (Stolen TV: 25000/25000, resistant to consecutive attacks while active) (Stolen Computer Screen: 15000/15000, resistant to charge attacks while active) (Rubber Bands X20: 1000/1000 each, breaking these causes the Lesser Brute Psychopath to lose 2% attack power per broken band) Lesser Brute Psychopath is wielding what, quite frankly, looks like he just tied a car battery to the end of an olden-day car jack with a bunch of rubber bands. Because that's what it is. His ability to hurt things isn't all that noteworthy, especially if his armor starts to slip off, but under the protection of a ton of shit he stole from random mall shops, it's going to take a while to put him down. Seriously, guy's got more total health than friggin Destruction has. But, again, his attacks are weak compared to what his health would imply, and he is slow. Painfully so. Yeah you guys can totally see the imagined strategy on how to neutralize him can't you It's probably worth noting that Verdana does nothing else this turn. It's probably to balance the fact that he just summoned a meat shield on steroids. This next thing is not a summon I promise: 7/12 (+1 from Alicia) (+1 from Ets who I would appreciate a lot more if they weren't currently killing one of my summons)

Lesser Brute Psychopath summoned, but Alicia buffs his position in the battlefield to last PG, as being behind Alicia looks kind of awkward.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458573894))

@conumser: Ack! I didn't mean ultimatum! I'm just used to using that because it's the level 10 version of the giga gun, and I've been using that one instead for a long time. I meant the giga gun (level 5) 6/6 for the superconductor supercomputer: This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. 2/3 for the purplecharged XBOX 8/8 for earthen rage 4/4 for convenient nope button +1 to toast, FBSN and battlefury Okay, before I do any action, I'm going to do some retcon-stuff-things. fun fact, I'm planning to introduce a number of other elements along a similar (although not identical) addition plan to the earth elementals, and I realized that after a bit of that, the battle update would get WAY too crowded just because of the different types of entities on the field being such a large number, so I'm shrinking all three of the earth entities down to the earth archons and dirt barracks (you suck B1nary). dirt barrack new stats: 30K health, 20 earth archons a round (without the spire). Current health (due to damage dealt to the other buildings): 18K (30K minus all the damage dealt, meaning I just lost 15K total health to my spawning buildings). Similarly, to do a little of clearing up right here and now, the 5 earth sprites and 2 minor earth elementals dissolve and reform, creating the number of earth archons that would've existed had they been generated as archons instead of as sprites/elementals. (this number is, according to calculations of 1 earth sprite being worth 5 archons and 1 minor elemental being worth 20, 65 archons. If I'm right this also slightly decreases my offensive power, but slightly increases the total health because of the way the minor elementals were balanced.) Okay, that bit of world update simplification completed, let's move on to actual actions. Eric looks at the griefer plane, which, although grounded, still seems to be spitting griefers into the Fortress. "...Really?" "REALLY?" "That's just not cool bro." He twirls uranium's umbrage a few times, then holds it at his side, sort of like that one girl in smash bros that suddenly swipes you off the screen right after posing. He then splits into three, summoning both of his time clones. And suddenly there are three flashes, and suddenly there are three massive slices through the griefer plane, two of them forming a V, the last splitting that V down the middle. The two outer Erics disappear, leaving Eric holding his sword behind him in a proper ninja pose. He turns around and sheathes his sword, watching as the plane spontaneously explodes in all three places, despite there not having actually been anything to blow them up. "I know that cool guys don't look at explosions, but I think turning around and waiting for it had a better effect this time." And then the stone dentures land in the plane's engine again, causing a massive chain reaction through the entire plane, sending pieces of it flying everywhere. 4/4 expended! Convenient nope button pressed! 4 charge should be enough to put the embassy up to it's proper strength, is it not? As on the first offense, the curse of repetition doesn't nerf the entity in question by half it's power, meaning a charge of the same amount should be enough to restore the powers of the PG embassy, given that the AG embassy required only 4 charge to get everything. The Narrator, having proven his point, drops a rock on the conveniently placed Nartator Brand ™ Convenient Nope Button, restoring the negative balancing effects to the PG embassy to make it match the AG embassy- and, oh dear, it seems that the defense turrets are out of commission because of the system upgrades. Looks like a player (entity or Descendant) will need to spend an action to get them back online (one action for both) As a side note, I'm nerfing the negative effects of the embassies. I went back and read and realized that their effect could be summarized as: fortress-affiliated entities and players deal quadruple damage to aggressors, whether in the fortress or not, and deal double damage (with twice the crit chance to on TOP of that) to anything that has an aggressor of the same alignment, again, regardless of whether or not in the fortress. Obviously, this is a problem. I'm going to change it so that the negative effects are merely than all PG and AG aggressors INSIDE the fortress take quadruple damage while still labeled as aggressors and within the fortress, instead of keeping that quadruple damage debuff once they leave, as well as granting double damage to all their allies. Conversely, to make it so this actually has an effect as well as making it so that the buildings within the Fortress can actually be targeted by a strike force, I'm ALSO removing the instant ejection of aggressors. To summarize the personal rebalancing. Original stats of the embassies: Grants regen to all affiliated entities, whenever there is an aggressor of the same alignment anywhere in the game, fortress-affiliated players and entities deal quadruple damage to those aggressors and double damage to everything else of that alignment, as well as auto-kicking any aggressors of that alignment that attempt to spend time in the Fortress. Revised stats of the embassies: Grants regen to all affiliated entities, aggressors of the same alignment take quadruple damage while inside the Fortress. Actually, scratch that. Quadrupled is still too much. Revised stats of the embassies: Grants regen to all affiliated entities, aggressors of the same alignment take quadrupledouble damage while inside the Fortress. If I can have the quadrupled damage, that would be nice, but I suspect that would break everything REALLY hard. Anyways, convenient nope button pressed and stat discrepancies properly fixed, it's time to put on a smack-down. 8/8 expended! Earth rage activated! Let's see about breaking you guys... Suddenly, the wall protecting the PGs topples inwards, landing on diamond king, destroying the wall and preventing diamondking from tanking for his allies. Following this comes the massive wave. A wave of earth. A massive storm of spikes and rock flies towards the griefers and anti-descendants. The group of hostile warriors are caught up in a storm of earthen fury, not big enough to be called a crust tsunami, but is indeed a massive wave in the surface of the ground. The earth rips up their armor... it isn't the same armor-piercing rocks that shredded Alicia's armor just a short while ago, but rocks moving at this speed are still deadly. And they don't have to pierce godmodding armor. Those that have armor only have that which is typical of the regular players, the ones fighting here haven't gotten to use the alchemiter, and as such are fighting entirely on their own. (as a note, aggressors can't make use of the Fortress's facilities while labeled as such, so if they want to use the alchemiters there, a PG who isn't labeled as an aggressor yet will need to do it for them.) This does not go well for them, just as you would expect. They are torn to shreds. If there is any leftover damage after this attack ends, it all goes to legaggedon. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 19 finalbattlestartsnow: 12 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 2 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

The Embassies have had their stats revised, with the PG defense turrets being disabled and the Barracks merged at a lot higher stats then that, equivalent to what they had individually.
[100 Blocks High] **Mates B1NARY: There seems t0 be al0t of 1rrat10nal hatred t0wards pe0ple w1th the name 'B1NARY'. 1t wasn't me, 1t was that vandal guy.
The Griefer Airplane takes 14,400 HP of damage. Somehow piercing through zones, the wall falls down and breaks, preventing DIAMOND_KING from tanking, and every griefer or Anti-Descendant takes 1,500 HP of damage, rounding down to 1 HP if measured by player HP. This causes legageddon's Destruction Meter to gain 1% and the Fortress to take 250 HP of damage due to baseBREAKer's passive.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458583999))

Pindar quickly builds a TNT cannon and launches a block of TNT at the wall. Enchanted Diamond Sword && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Blade 5/6 Enchanted Bow && Redstone Repeater && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Chainbow 5/6 Breakfast 13/15 crystal x3, toast Time Cube 2/15 +3 to Crystal Spoiler Alert Enchanted Obisidan Helmet: A helmet of cracked black obsidian that glows with a pale blue sheen. Gives 1 armour. Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate: A chestplate of cracked black obsidian that glows with a pale blue sheen. Gives 1 armour.

Unfortunately, the wall has been destroyed.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458585526))

3/3 for the purplecharged xbox: This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Infinity flame bow AND obsidian bucket = obsidian-tipped terror 1/4 1/15 for earthen constructs 1/15 for Hero of earth +1 to toast, teag and battlefury. Eric does one of two things. If the griefer plane is still intact, he smashes it into little tiny pieces with The Reforger, then moves back into the Fortress. If the griefer plane is NOT still intact, then he goes into the fortress, and uses the deck of spellcards. If the effect deals damage or inflicts debuffs, it is directed to legaggedon/baseBreaker If the effect heals, it's directed to the fortress. If it's an offensive buff, it goes to pindar/spongebawb/Mars If it's a defensive buff, it goes to the various buildings within the Fortress. I'd just like to say, I like how open to variety this game is. DTG seems to get better with age, even in the spin-offs. You're doin good consumer, you're doin good. Although working with others to try and get an event centered around them might be a good idea to counterbalance the fact that it happens with me basically by default every so often. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 24 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 2 numbersoup: 5 crystal: 5 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio. I'm giving a flat 5 store credit boost to everyone who's been helping out in the fight in the fortress, as a thank-you for helping me out since I don't have enough +1s to hand out to everybody.

The griefer airplane crashes and burns. The griefers inside explode, before ragequitting. And by ragequitting, I mean realising that they can't leave, so disappear to go play Factions, or grief other bases.

Thanks. If anyone wants a sidequest centered around them similar to the battle around the Fortress, then try to prove yourself dangerous enough for something like that to happen to you, or get Alicia mad.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Meowstic, the Hellkite Dragon and the Hamburger rush the RED Space Soldier, causing him to activate Nuclear Barrage Pattern Omega. Alicia uses godmodding to make sure he doesn't end up targeting a PG, and the Fortress guards the entities inside of it, making him target Mars, Ets, Meowstic, the Hellkite Dragon and Hamburger. Only the Single Hellkite Dragon is hit head on, but Meowstic and the Hamburger are caught in the blast for 12,000 HP of damage and Radiation Poisoning. anti-narration throws a boomerang at Mars, hitting them and killing them. The Space Station reaches Orbit. Destruction, at Alicia's will, moves to the Fortress to act as a meatshield. The Lesser Brute slams into the Hellkite Dragon for 7,000 HP of damage.

Alicia gives Verdana and teag2 a +1, before undisabling the Turrets. Due to godmodding, this does not use up her action, which she expends by erasing the Dim Desert, turning it back into an normal Desert.

In the Fortress:
Earth Archons spawn. 60 of them including the effect of the Earth Spire. justaprank snipes down 4 Arsonists, while AllScope uses Consulting Faction. Several members of his faction drop down, ready to fight for a bit. Unfortunately, they appear slightly dazed, not acting yet. The Swarms hit DIAMOND_KING with enough force to break his armour, causing legageddon's Destruction Meter to go up by 10% while the massive Horde of Archons kill the Trapmasters, and 4 Arsonists. Roswell then kills 3 Arsonists.

B1NARY respawns. The Arsonists heat the rock in the Earth Spire up, to the point where it turns into lava, making it take 5,000 HP of damage. The Anti-Descendants rush Pindar and Eric for a whopping 4 damage, excluding armour. n00bKILLER knocks the Spire down while baseBREAKer takes out a chisel and chisels at the Barracks for 8,000 HP of damage. The Fortress takes 2,000 HP of damage due to baseBREAKer's passive. legaggedon finds his mind slightly influenced by the presences of Destruction, gaining 20% to his Destruction Meter. They before perform a dual attack on SUPERAWESOME, summoned by AllScope, which kills him.

The AG Alchemy Turret destroys the PG Defense Turret, but the PG Alchemy Turret cripples the AG Alchemy Turret.
[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111, especially as she suffers from low defense.
[AG]: Fully disable the Luminous Desert.
[AG]: Kill extremely powerful PG entities, such as Destruction and anti-narration.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] crystalcat/Mars: 0/20 HP, Essence: 2, Personal Motes: 16, Peripheral Motes: 31, Willpower: 10/10

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Ets: 20/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP, In the Space Station

[AG] Meowstic: 32,000/70,000 HP, Radiation Poisoning: III, Listen: IIIIIIIIII, Stored Power: I
[AG] Single Hellkite Dragon: 24,000/60,000 HP, Radiation Poisoning: III
[AG] Hamburger: 48,000/60,000 HP, Radiation Poisoning: III

[N] Fortress: 77,750/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.

[PG] anti-narration: 5/5 HP, Deals criticals towards Descendants.
[PG] Space Station: 25,000/25,000 HP, Shields: 10,000/10,000 HP, Anti-Fighter Laser Beams: 2,000/2,000 HP (x2), Weak Anti-Ground Laser: 4,000/4,000 HP (x1), Anti-Ground Laser Array: 40,000/40,000 HP Power Usage: IIIIIIIIII, In Orbit: III
[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, Football Helmet: 12,000/12,000 HP, Stolen TV: 25,000/25,000 HP, Stolen Computer Screen: 15,000/15,000 HP, Rubber Bands: 1,000/1,000 HP (x20), 20% to Miss while armour is intact, Football Helmet gives immunity to criticals, Stolen TV makes consecutive attacks less effective, Stolen Computer Screen makes charged attacks less effective, Rubber Bands make the Lesser Brute Psychopath lose attack when destroyed.

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Vulnerable: I

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 200)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 20/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/20 HP, Has 1 Armour
[N] NumberSoup/Pindar13: 15/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Has 2 Armour (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II
[N] airhornMeister: 20/20 HP
[N] csgod: 20/20 HP
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x29), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 38,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x120)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 10/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II

[PG-PL] B1NARY: 20/20 HP (x2), Aggressor, Zero-One-Zero-One: IIAS Y0U MENT10NED EARL1ER, A T1MEL1NE C0NTR0LLED BY A B1NARY? S0UNDS ABS0LUTELY PERFECT.
[PG] Griefer Arsonists: 4/5 HP (x6), Aggressor.
[PG] Anti-Descendants: Player Strike Forces: 9/10 HP (x4), Fated to Die Squad: 1,000/1,000 (x49), Aggressor, Deals criticals towards Descendants.
[PG] n00bKILLER: 19/20 HP (x2), Aggressor, Deals mini-criticals on entities with less than 10,000 HP, and criticals to entities that have less than 5,000 HP.
[PG] baseBREAKer: 19/20 HP, Aggressor, Deals a quarter of his damage and of the damage dealt to him to the Fortress.
[PG] legageddon: 19/20 HP (x3), Aggressor, Destruction Meter: 119%
[PG] Destruction: 125,000/125,000 HP

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 10/20 HP

[AG] Alchemy Turret: 2,000/6,000 HP, Using: Giga Gun (Level 5)

PG Embassy:
[PG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Using: Nothing



Originally posted on 2016-03-21 18:45:00

Enchanted Diamond Sword && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Blade 6/6
Enchanted Bow && Redstone Repeater && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Chainbow 6/6

Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.

Pindar examines the Obsidian Chainbow for a few minutes, then deciding to try it out on Destruction. She aims at it, and moves to draw the string, before correcting herself. She presses the trigger, waits about two seconds, then presses it again. Pindar repeats this process several times, sending a half dozen bolts at Destruction. None miss. Pindar cheers this silently.

Roswell: Attack Destruction

Breakfast 14/15
Time Cube 3/15

+3 to Crystal



Originally posted on 2016-03-21 20:44:00

2/4 for the obsidian tipped terror
(enchanted bow AND pile of water) AND heavenly glowstone = ecliptic crossbow 1/4
2/15 for earthen constructs
2/15 for unrelated to earth auxiliary upgrades
+1 to battlefury, toast and teag.

entity orders: Okay, doing the calculations, the sprites will kill baseBREAKer (hooray for automatic defenses!) and still have enough attack power left over to inflict some hurt upon legageddon. The earth archons will follow up by trashing him, and if they have any leftover firepower, drop some serious hurt on n00bkiller and B1nary.

Eric steps forwards and whips out Card #3 from the spellcard deck (yay random roller thingie that consumer made!)
If it deals damage or inflicts debuffs, hit the anti-descendants up.
If the effect heals, drop it onto the Fortress itself
If it's an offensive buff, boost the wisp swarms (and the archons if two groups are targeted with such)
If it's a defensive buff, hand it out to me, pindar and the various non-Descendant players.



Originally posted on 2016-03-21 20:45:00

Kk
Orbital Fighter Squad: 2/15
Healing Aura: 2/15 (+1 Alicia)
+3 to Verdana

Originally posted on 2016-03-21 22:42:00

Spongebawb summons a horde of newbs with absurdly high end Tekkit Gear- For refrence, they have the armor made of Iridum that took an absurd amount of power and can take a nuclear blast at point blank to kill, and weapons that shoot enough arrows to put the old Spambot to shame. They have absurdly lethal weapons. Then, they learn to left click... While poor noobkiller is in front of them. Then, one of them switchs to the flying ring, and pulls out the arrow ring. They use it to shoot a small stream of arrows at the Arsonists, but soon learn that switching to the spam mode is excellent for filling them with arrows.

Then, Spongebawb floods the fortress, providing [N] and [AG] entitys with AA armor and Depth Strider boots while everything else drowns. Once the flood is over, he calls in a storm. Since the [PG] faction is soaking wet, the lightning fries baseBREAKER and legageddon, who also steps on a lego... That is spiky and covered in heart-stopping posion. Yikes. Then, Spongebawb tosses and traps some of them in the nether, and once they escape from the nether, tosses them into a pool of lava. He then drops a red matter charge that is ignited above the pool of lava. The [PG] entitys who were the unlucky target get a message about being one day from retirement and a 100000$ paycheck. Then, a guy called "commonsourceofretirony" comes along and beats them to a pulp/
15/15 ??? 2+ from piono
[AG] Aliciaisoverrated 20/20 X2. Summoned on the battlefield.
Ignore's godmodding.
Player Special: Godmodder's Are Easy To Hit: |||

Determination: 2/15
Determination :2/15
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors
1+ to final battel

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 01:29:00

+1 to battlefury +1 to teag, +1 to piono
3/10 HAHAHAHA
3/5 WELL

'80s PacMan Vest || Liquid Entropy && Broken Arcade Screen = Glitch Destabiliser (Level 5 - 3/5)

Eh. For now.

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 06:33:00

Verdana seems to have turned his attention elsewhere, staring at a completely different world... a completely different set of events... something about six particularly bad choices that six particularly foolish people made. He just stares, and stares, and stares. Then, finally, he speaks.

Well, they just summoned Omega Flowey in one of the canon sessions. That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone do... if any of the people responsible ever come here, I will tear them limb from limb. Repeatedly.

His voice sounds... strangely solemn for once. He bows his head.

You bastards over there had better know what you're doing... Walker, at this point, I suspect you might have to activate Museiken. Also, as much as I hate the guy, get my counterpart out of there with what's left of his soul still inside him.

...Verdana's probably speaking into a communicator of some kind. Which he is, judging by the fact that he's holding a gigantic brick of a phone that looks like it came from the 90s. After a moment's pause, he sighs, clarifies to Walker that he did just say Museiken, which I doubt any of you are going to get, then sheathes the phone, turning back to the battle at hand. He seems... distracted.

Those... idiots...

His next attack, a bolt of highly destructive Lightning clean through the Single Hellkite Dragon, seems just a little unfocused, and (relatively) unimpressive compared to his usual absolute madman tendencies with power. His gaze seems to be flickering around the battlefield, as if watching in case there's any risk at all of a particular being starting to encroach on the battlefield. Could it be that Omega Flowey's presence in another timeline might be actually causing Verdana to be fearful of something happening?

Not A Summon: 12/12 (+3 from Teag, +1 from Alicia) (Holding onto this for a better time)
Boat: 2/8 (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 11:40:00

You know, I kinda wish we had more regulars here. I suppose that would put more strain on consumer though... just can't win. :\
3/4 for the obsidian tipped terror
3/4 for the ecliptic crossbow.
4/15 for earthen constructs
4/15 for auxiliary upgrades
+1 to battlefury, toast and teag

And thanks to battlefury's summon, Alicia no longer has the entity advantage.
Since no one else has done anything about the double vulnerability, I think I'll try.

The words appear in Alicia's mind...
Hello again Alicia. Are you enjoying losing on the one front you're actually trying to fight on?
Keep this up and the AGs will roll over you.
Alicia hears a rumbling from underground.
Oh no not again.
It's time for a lesson in consequences.
She sidesteps the first spike, and then the second. Then she recognizes the stone.
This is the same kind of rock that shredded her armor.
She's not likely to fare any better if she gets hit.
You see, if you HADN'T targeted the fortress...
She moves up into the air, only to see a massive floating island dropping straight towards her.
Then you'd have enough entities around...
She cleaves through it with her weapon... barely.
To help you fight back against me.
And she discovers that there is another floating island coming down that was just above that one.
Not that that would help much against this kind of thing, true...
She continues cleaving her way through the stack of falling islands, projecting more and more force to avoid being crushed.
But similarly, if you hadn't targeted the Fortress...
Finally, the islands stop. Then she looks to either side. Slicing the islands in half has made two halves of a mountain... with her in the middle.
I wouldn't be attacking you right now.
She starts moving before the rumbling starts, zooming for the nearest exit... above. The mountain scrapes inwards, the two halves starting to recombine, attempting to crush Alicia between them.
Consider this another lesson.
She zooms out the top right as the two halves crash together with a monument crash.
Think long and hard before making new enemies.
And she immediately gets caught by the rock spike heading the other way.
She slams downwards with the great force of the strange rock that she's just been impaled by. All the way through.
She slams into the mountain's top, making a small crater, and looks down.
Yup, those rocks can go through her even more easily than they went through the armor.
The rock spike fades away, and Alicia looks around.

In addition to having hopefully damage Alicia, there's now a mountain in the middle of the main battlefield.
Mountain: Hp: obscene. Attack power: Why would it have any? Effect: None unless someone else decides to do something to it. Could potentially become the terrain if enough people move there. Will be left behind if the battlefield relocates.



Originally posted on 2016-03-22 14:36:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458593069))

Enchanted Diamond Sword && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Blade 6/6 Enchanted Bow && Redstone Repeater && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Chainbow 6/6 Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Pindar examines the Obsidian Chainbow for a few minutes, then deciding to try it out on Destruction. She aims at it, and moves to draw the string, before correcting herself. She presses the trigger, waits about two seconds, then presses it again. Pindar repeats this process several times, sending a half dozen bolts at Destruction. None miss. Pindar cheers this silently. Roswell: Attack Destruction Breakfast 14/15 Time Cube 3/15 +3 to Crystal Spoiler Alert Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.

Destruction takes 12,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458593152))

2/4 for the obsidian tipped terror (enchanted bow AND pile of water) AND heavenly glowstone = ecliptic crossbow 1/4 2/15 for earthen constructs 2/15 for unrelated to earth auxiliary upgrades +1 to battlefury, toast and teag. entity orders: Okay, doing the calculations, the sprites will kill baseBREAKer (hooray for automatic defenses!) and still have enough attack power left over to inflict some hurt upon legageddon. The earth archons will follow up by trashing him, and if they have any leftover firepower, drop some serious hurt on n00bkiller and B1nary. Eric steps forwards and whips out Card #3 from the spellcard deck (yay random roller thingie that consumer made!) If it deals damage or inflicts debuffs, hit the anti-descendants up. If the effect heals, drop it onto the Fortress itself If it's an offensive buff, boost the wisp swarms (and the archons if two groups are targeted with such) If it's a defensive buff, hand it out to me, pindar and the various non-Descendant players. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 24 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 2 numbersoup: 5 crystal: 5 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

I can confirm that piono did indeed roll for it, and the result was three. You activate, Instinct "Release of the Id", taking 2 damage and dealing 20,000 HP of damage to both types of Anti-Descendants, killing two members of the Player Strike Force, and 20 of the Fated to Die Squad.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458600124))

Kk Orbital Fighter Squad: 2/15 Healing Aura: 2/15 (+1 Alicia) +3 to Verdana

Alicia's assists go to both charges, by the way.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458610156))

Spongebawb summons a horde of newbs with absurdly high end Tekkit Gear- For refrence, they have the armor made of Iridum that took an absurd amount of power and can take a nuclear blast at point blank to kill, and weapons that shoot enough arrows to put the old Spambot to shame. They have absurdly lethal weapons. Then, they learn to left click... While poor noobkiller is in front of them. Then, one of them switchs to the flying ring, and pulls out the arrow ring. They use it to shoot a small stream of arrows at the Arsonists, but soon learn that switching to the spam mode is excellent for filling them with arrows. Then, Spongebawb floods the fortress, providing [N] and [AG] entitys with AA armor and Depth Strider boots while everything else drowns. Once the flood is over, he calls in a storm. Since the [PG] faction is soaking wet, the lightning fries baseBREAKER and legageddon, who also steps on a lego... That is spiky and covered in heart-stopping posion. Yikes. Then, Spongebawb tosses and traps some of them in the nether, and once they escape from the nether, tosses them into a pool of lava. He then drops a red matter charge that is ignited above the pool of lava. The [PG] entitys who were the unlucky target get a message about being one day from retirement and a 100000$ paycheck. Then, a guy called "commonsourceofretirony" comes along and beats them to a pulp/ 15/15 ??? 2+ from piono [AG] Aliciaisoverrated 20/20 X2. Summoned on the battlefield. Ignore's godmodding. Player Special: Godmodder's Are Easy To Hit: ||| Determination: 2/15 Determination :2/15 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors 1+ to final battel

The Arsonists take 2 HP of damage, while n00bKILLER takes 12 HP of damage. legageddon and baseBREAKer then take 10 HP of damage, with baseBREAKer dealing 2,500 HP of retribution damage to the Fortress. Aliciaisoverrated summoned, and I'll assume the Player Special requires votes.
**Divinity Alicia111: What did I do to you, Aliciaisoverrated?

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1458628408))

+1 to battlefury +1 to teag, +1 to piono 3/10 HAHAHAHA 3/5 WELL '80s PacMan Vest || Liquid Entropy && Broken Arcade Screen = Glitch Destabiliser (Level 5 - 3/5) Eh. For now.

Unfortunately, Pain and Suffering updates daily.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458646843))

Verdana seems to have turned his attention elsewhere, staring at a completely different world... a completely different set of events... something about six particularly bad choices that six particularly foolish people made. He just stares, and stares, and stares. Then, finally, he speaks. Well, they just summoned Omega Flowey in one of the canon sessions. That is perhaps the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone do... if any of the people responsible ever come here, I will tear them limb from limb. Repeatedly. His voice sounds... strangely solemn for once. He bows his head. You bastards over there had better know what you're doing... Walker, at this point, I suspect you might have to activate Museiken. Also, as much as I hate the guy, get my counterpart out of there with what's left of his soul still inside him. ...Verdana's probably speaking into a communicator of some kind. Which he is, judging by the fact that he's holding a gigantic brick of a phone that looks like it came from the 90s. After a moment's pause, he sighs, clarifies to Walker that he did just say Museiken, which I doubt any of you are going to get, then sheathes the phone, turning back to the battle at hand. He seems... distracted. Those... idiots... His next attack, a bolt of highly destructive Lightning clean through the Single Hellkite Dragon, seems just a little unfocused, and (relatively) unimpressive compared to his usual absolute madman tendencies with power. His gaze seems to be flickering around the battlefield, as if watching in case there's any risk at all of a particular being starting to encroach on the battlefield. Could it be that Omega Flowey's presence in another timeline might be actually causing Verdana to be fearful of something happening? Not A Summon: 12/12 (+3 from Teag, +1 from Alicia) (Holding onto this for a better time) Boat: 2/8 (+1 from Alicia)

The Single Hellkite Dragon takes 9,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458657411))

You know, I kinda wish we had more regulars here. I suppose that would put more strain on consumer though... just can't win. :\ 3/4 for the obsidian tipped terror 3/4 for the ecliptic crossbow. 4/15 for earthen constructs 4/15 for auxiliary upgrades +1 to battlefury, toast and teag And thanks to battlefury's summon, Alicia no longer has the entity advantage. Since no one else has done anything about the double vulnerability, I think I'll try. The words appear in Alicia's mind... Hello again Alicia. Are you enjoying losing on the one front you're actually trying to fight on? Keep this up and the AGs will roll over you. Alicia hears a rumbling from underground. Oh no not again. It's time for a lesson in consequences. She sidesteps the first spike, and then the second. Then she recognizes the stone. This is the same kind of rock that shredded her armor. She's not likely to fare any better if she gets hit. You see, if you HADN'T targeted the fortress... She moves up into the air, only to see a massive floating island dropping straight towards her. Then you'd have enough entities around... She cleaves through it with her weapon... barely. To help you fight back against me. And she discovers that there is another floating island coming down that was just above that one. Not that that would help much against this kind of thing, true... She continues cleaving her way through the stack of falling islands, projecting more and more force to avoid being crushed. But similarly, if you hadn't targeted the Fortress... Finally, the islands stop. Then she looks to either side. Slicing the islands in half has made two halves of a mountain... with her in the middle. I wouldn't be attacking you right now. She starts moving before the rumbling starts, zooming for the nearest exit... above. The mountain scrapes inwards, the two halves starting to recombine, attempting to crush Alicia between them. Consider this another lesson. She zooms out the top right as the two halves crash together with a monument crash. Think long and hard before making new enemies. And she immediately gets caught by the rock spike heading the other way. She slams downwards with the great force of the strange rock that she's just been impaled by. All the way through. She slams into the mountain's top, making a small crater, and looks down. Yup, those rocks can go through her even more easily than they went through the armor. The rock spike fades away, and Alicia looks around. In addition to having hopefully damage Alicia, there's now a mountain in the middle of the main battlefield. Mountain: Hp: obscene. Attack power: Why would it have any? Effect: None unless someone else decides to do something to it. Could potentially become the terrain if enough people move there. Will be left behind if the battlefield relocates. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 25 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 3 numbersoup: 5 crystal: 5 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

I wouldn't really mind having more people.

Due to the strain on Alicia's mind and having weaker armour, she takes 1 damage. It appears that she'll summon the next boss on her next defeat, whether that's in the Fortress or taking more damage. Mountain summoned.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Mountain stands still and looks pretty.

Meowstic and the Hellkite Dragon go for a team attack on the Football Helmet, destroying it. The Harmburger cuts some of the Rubber Bands up, destroying 10 of them while AIO jumps at Alicia. Alicia dodges with no godmodding required.

anti-narration deals 4,000 damage to the Single Hellkite Dragon. Literally, like dealing out cards. The Space Station uses its Anti-Ground Laser on the Single Hellkite Dragon, killing it. The Lesser Brute Psychopath manages to miss trying to kill Aliciaisoverrated.

Alicia gives +1s to Verdana and teag2, before reminding Aliciaisoverrated that they may be able to escape godmodding, but they can't escape the power of an admin by giving Instant Damage to them, dealing 10 damage to them. She then does the same to every player in the Fortress and the Archons, dealing 10 damage to each of them, excluding armour and killing 20 of the Archons.

In the Fortress:
Fortress maintenance happens. justaprank and AllScope murder the remaining Arsonists causing legageddon's Destruction Meter to go up, and csgod and airhornMeister kill 12 Fated To Die Squad members. The swarms kill baseBREAKer, legageddon and the Fated to Die Squad, causing the Destruction Meter to increase by 35%. The Earth Archons kills n00bKILLER and brings B1NARY to 1 HP. Roswell attacks Destruction for 12,000 HP of damage.

B1NARY swings his sickle at the Barracks, dealing 10,000 HP of damage. Destruction's presence increases the Destruction Meter by 20%, before it roars at the Archon, rending 26 of their forms into dust.

The AG Alchemy Turret kills the PG Alchemy Turret.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111, especially as she suffers from low defense.
[AG]: Fully disable the Luminous Desert.
[AG]: Kill extremely powerful PG entities, such as Destruction and anti-narration.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] crystalcat/Mars: 0/20 HP, Essence: 2, Personal Motes: 16, Peripheral Motes: 31, Willpower: 10/10

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Ets: 20/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP, In the Space Station

[???] Mountain: 500,000/500,000 HP

[AG] Meowstic: 30,000/70,000 HP, Radiation Poisoning: II, Listen: IIIIIIIIII, Stored Power: I
[AG] Harmburger: 46,000/60,000 HP, Radiation Poisoning: II
[AG-PL] Aliciaisoverrated: 10/20 HP (x2), Godmodders Are Easy To Hit: III

[N] Fortress: 75,250/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.

[PG] anti-narration: 5/5 HP, Deals criticals towards Descendants.
[PG] Space Station: 25,000/25,000 HP, Shields: 10,000/10,000 HP, Anti-Fighter Laser Beams: 2,000/2,000 HP (x2), Weak Anti-Ground Laser: 4,000/4,000 HP (x1), Anti-Ground Laser Array: 40,000/40,000 HP Power Usage: IIIIIIIIII, In Orbit: III
[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, Stolen TV: 25,000/25,000 HP, Stolen Computer Screen: 15,000/15,000 HP, Rubber Bands: 1,000/1,000 HP (x10), 20% chance to Miss while armour is intact, , Stolen TV makes consecutive attacks less effective, Stolen Computer Screen makes charged attacks less effective, Rubber Bands make the Lesser Brute Psychopath lose attack when destroyed.

[GM] Alicia111: 47/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 200)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 10/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 1/20 HP, Has 1 Armour
[N] NumberSoup/Pindar13: 9/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Has 2 Armour (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II
[N] airhornMeister: 20/20 HP
[N] csgod: 20/20 HP
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x37), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 30,500/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x104)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 10/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II
[N] Earth Spire: 2,500/15,000 HP, Broken.

[PG-PL] B1NARY: 1/20 HP (x2), Aggressor, Zero-One-Zero-One: IIAS Y0U MENT10NED EARL1ER, A T1MEL1NE C0NTR0LLED BY A B1NARY? S0UNDS ABS0LUTELY PERFECT.
[PG] Anti-Descendants: Player Strike Forces: 9/10 HP (x2), Aggressor, Deals criticals towards Descendants.
[PG] n00bKILLER: 0/20 HP (x2), Aggressor, Deals mini-criticals on entities with less than 10,000 HP, and criticals to entities that have less than 5,000 HP.
[PG] legageddon: 0/20 HP (x3), Aggressor, Destruction Meter: 179%
[PG] Destruction: 101,000/125,000 HP, Aggressor.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 10/20 HP

[AG] Alchemy Turret: 2,000/6,000 HP, Using: Giga Gun (Level 5)

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...



Originally posted on 2016-03-22 18:55:00

Oops. Had lots of problems over the past few days. Got +3, so...
10/10 Charge complete, waiting for EoTB.
5/15 Summon that shall take you on

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 20:08:00

4/4 for the obsidian tipped terror: This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch.
4/4 for the ecliptic crossbow: A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac.
5/15 for earthen constructs
5/15 for auxiliary upgrades
+1 to FBSN, toast and battlefury

Eric is about to charge forwards into the anti-descendants, but then stumbles and falls.
He is critically wounded, but that doesn't mean he's useless.
He steps back and raises his arms, earth magic beginning to swirl up and around him.
He rises into the air on a pillar of stone...
Concentrated suicide attack begun. I will finish this in my next post, the power of both free actions will be combined to increase the power of it.



Originally posted on 2016-03-22 20:30:00

Whoops, never made a post.
Mars respawns.

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 20:35:00

Breakfast 15/15

Maisie calling
>Answer<|Answer with Video|Decline

Hey hey, I notice you're not using any of the new mods.<
>Oh yeah, I haven't had time to try them out!
Well let me give you a demonstration, hmm?<
>Go for it!

Roswell: Use Abduction on Destruction

Roswell slides a flashing beacon underneath Destruction. A UFO appears in the sky out of nowhere. It stops above Destruction, and a cone of light expands outwards from a hole at the bottom of the ship, immediately surrounding Destruction. The dragon feels itself be sucked towards the ship at a breakneck speed, quite literally. Its head enters the ship first, and its neck snaps as the rest of his body finds itself unable to follow. The UFO shakes slightly at this, then seems to let go, letting Destruction fall to the ground. It quickly flies off into the atmosphere.

That was, uh... Some UFO mod. There's tons of them, just try it out. Anything you can think of really, no idea where all of these came from, to be honest...<
>Alright!

Pindar places a crafting table, and takes out a few food items. She soon manages to craft a plate of breakfast foods, and downs all of it, including the plate. This increases her max health by a modest amount, as well as healing her somewhat. The healing is my free action, not part of the charge.

Wow, that was kinda lame.<
>Oh, shush! I'm being pragmatic!

I retcon Thomas' masonry obsession, because popular depictions of the Illuminati and Masons overlap a lot, and I don't want to be forced to focus too much on Reptilians, because that's too dumb. He'll get a new pet conspiracy later on if it comes up.

A Stick && Some Weird Energy = Fake Wand 1/6
Scanner && Flashlight && Laser && Eye of Providence = Illuminate 1/6

Time Cube 4/15

+3 to Crystal



Originally posted on 2016-03-22 20:49:00

1+ crystalcat +1 to engie, +1 to piono
Got 4+ total.
7/10 HAHAHAHA (+3)
5/5 WELL (+1) EXPENDED.
Burritos 1/15

'80s PacMan Vest || Liquid Entropy && Broken Arcade Screen = Glitch Destabiliser (Level 5 - 4/5)

"HaHaHa! Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Ets pointed to an empty spot on the battlefield. From the ground, a small well appeared. Ets floated over and looked inside. It was completely black, and had no traces of water inside, let alone a bottom.

"PERFECT. Now to get rid of that annoying destruction imposter."

Ets ripped the roof of the well off and grabbed Destruction. Within a fraction of a second it found itself plummeting down the well to it's doom, accompanied only by the "HaHaHa..!" from Ets.

Destruction finally reached the bottom of the bottomless pit. It was dark, and he couldn't feel the walls around him. "That's because in this world, there ARE no walls, let alone rules." The place Destruction was in lit up, and he found himself in a massive, dim dungeon, and the source of the light was two pixellated torches floating behind Ets.

Ets pushed his arms nad hands forward, and chains launched themselves out of his palm. "HaHaHaHa!" They wrapped themselves around Destruction's body and a pixellated 'stun' icon reminicent of retro games appeared above it's head. Before destruction could make any sort of complaint, one if the chains acted as a gag as it wrapped around his head. A second debuff icon joined the first. A speech bubble with '...' in it.

"Ooh this is FUN, I wonder what else I can make."

The chains grew red hot, and a fire icon joined the others. Ets pulled one chain away, leaving only the chain in his right hand and Destruction spinning. He used the remaining chain to throw Destruction up, up, down, down, left, right, left- "Wait."

Ets suddenly remembered that there were no walls here, let alone rules. Destruction's changed was flung out of Ets' grip and he (Destruction) smiled. Had Destruction finally done it? Had he escaped the torment of this glitching abomination? He probably felt contented right now, falling left, down the wallless dungeon... Hang on.

"NO rules, huh."

Destruction finally hit the... wall? But it was strange, because he didn't fall back to the ground, nor could he even feel the ground. It was dark, he couldn't feel anything around him.

"That's because, in this world...
THERE
ARE
NO
RULES.


The wall(?) that was now the ground was lit by two pixellated torches, both which flanked Ets. His tormenter smiled and his eyes flashed millions of different colours.

---

Many hours later, Destruction's torment had been repeated so many times, he had broken every wall in the dungeon, and he managed to escape back through the well. As one last insult to injury, the many debuff icons consumed themselves to cause Destruction's health to begin glitching out. Glit()h acquired.

"How dare he call himself DESTRUCTION?"

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 21:36:00

Spongebawb argees with Verdana that summoning Omega Flowey is the second worst thing someone can do.
The first worst thing is giving him a seventh soul that lacks the compassion that the underground ran on, allowing him to fully use the power of having 7 souls.

He then decides that Destruction really does not deserve the title. Its a dragon.
So what. It has diddly squat for ability's and is just a grunt damage dealer. I can do more in a single post than that "Destruction" fellow can do in three if i had the creativity and power. Plus, its red text effectively makes it a lame ripoff of the Red dragon.

Spongebawb then continues to mop up the PG forces in the Fortress. He pokes binary, causing him to die again. B1anry, for having the most lives of the Players, is dying so often that frankly he might as well give up.
Then, Spongebawb sends the Player Strike Forces on a massive Kerbal rocket to the space station. It teleports there instantly, dispite a massive amount of soild fuel boosters. But as it moves to dock, all the boosters cause it to not only deal with overheating issues, but speed issues.
Needless to say, they all crash. While everyone is distracted by the massive damage caused by the explosion, Spongebawb boards. Firstly, he disables the weapon systems, blowing up the ammo loaders for the cannon and destroying the fire control system. Next, he blow's up the artificial gravity generater, before blowing up a power regluator near the reactor.
But, that's besides the point. He quickly sneaks up upon teag, and whacks him with the dog from his avatar. Teag is covered in dog residue. Oh, did i mention that he is on a giant fire hazard of a space ship? And that dog residue is not only long lasting fuel, but easily catches fire?

Results are... predictable.
Teag is charred to a husk. Meanwhile, Spongebawb reveals the Anti-Matter charges he planted on the reactor core, and blows them up, before moving the space station into the Atmosphere, where it begins to fall to the earth. The Space-Station crashes into the PG embassy, wrecking it's regen bonus, but somehow not it's Critbuff. Spongebawb then tosses it at the respawn point for [PG] players in the fort, hopefully applying overkill. Then, Teag's corpse falls near Alicia. Yes, i am shoehorning a attack on a godmodder into a multitask. However, Teag's corpse is basically the most burnt thing on the server, so Alica moves to verify....

Only for 20 zombies with Sharpness IV and Flame Aspect Two and the best armor you can get with the best enchants on and they can fly and shoot laserbeam sharks that shoot plasma sharks that shoot lasers. They persistently attack Alicia, and for some reason are not harmed by healing magics. Plus, their swords have a modded enchant and all kinds of trinkets on that let them easily penetrate armor. She then runs from them while shooting them with a bow, but accidentally walks onto a blood Altar. Someone accidentally hits her with a Sacrificial Knife while she is on it, dealing 50 damage. Which is of course promptly nerfed by her armor but still.

Then he tosses Anti-Narration into a hole full of TNT inside the fortress, after dragging Anti-Narration back into the fortress.


nope.jepg 1/10
Determination: 2/15
Determination :2/15
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors
1+ to final battel

Originally posted on 2016-03-22 22:18:00

@Battlefury: Destruction is most likely an ASPECT of the Red Dragon. See: War, Rage, Fear. Just saying.

/nullerino

Originally posted on 2016-03-23 02:30:00

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1458700232))

@Battlefury: Destruction is most likely an ASPECT of the Red Dragon. See: War, Rage, Fear. Just saying. /nullerino

Ah.

At any rate, rip tix, 2006-2016

Originally posted on 2016-03-23 04:09:00

Verdana, with nothing better to do, hands anti-narration his 12-post charge.

I'm out of ideas for now, go do something meaningful with this.

He then wanders over to the Harmburger, stares at it for a moment, and then promptly carves it up with a knife, before biting into chunks of delicious, irradiated Harmburger body. The rads would normally be a problem for a human, but... well... he's already demonstrated that fuck nope he ain't a human.

Boat: 5/8 (+1 from Alicia) (+1 from Ets)

+1 to Alicia, +2 to Teag

Originally posted on 2016-03-23 11:04:00