I slap a bandaid on Bucket's shoulder. This somehow heals him.

Bucket uses Bullet Shuffle on the Army of Super Charged Creepers.

The Garbage Mountain summons five Garbage Zombies, two Styrofoam Alligators, and a Sewage Slime.
Sewage Slime: 75,000/75,000 HP
Attacks:
Consume: The Sewage Slime latches on to an entity and deals 10,000 damage to them every turn, while healing the Sewage Slime for 10,000 health every turn.
Split: The Sewage Slime splits into two Lesser Sewage Slimes.
Lesser Sewage Slime: 37,500/37,500
Attacks:
Consume: The Lesser Sewage latches on to an entity and deals 5,000 damage to them every turn, while healing the Lesser Sewage Slime for 5,000 health every turn.
Split: The Lesser Sewage Slime splits into two Even Lesser Sewage Slimes.
Even Lesser Sewage Slime: 18,750/18,750
Attacks:
Consume: The Even Lesser Sewage Slime latches on to an entity and deals 2,500 damage to them every turn, while healing the Even Lesser Sewage Slime for 2,500 health every turn.

Four of the zombies bash Joe, while the other uses Vomit Garbage on him.
The Alligators use Chomp on the Coleg Creeper.
The Sewage Slime uses Consume on the Coleg Creeper.

generic charge: 6/25 (+1 from Engie)

terribly generic charge: 6/25 (+1 from Engie)

+2 to Engie, +1 to the Fortress Store.

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 19:24:00

23/25. Phobos.
5/25.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+3 to Battlefury

Lack uses No More Room on the Doggeration and Bucket, acting last of the AGs, if possible.
Rengar remains stealthed.
Ravenous gnaws at the air.
Super Galaxy Rumble dramatically drills Bucket!
Prototape uses Second Draft.

Noah hands Coleg Creeper a candle. And another candle. Yet another candle. More candles. Candle, after candle. Candle, after candle Coleg Creeper stuffs into its mouth. Candle, after candle until Noah runs out of candles. After candle, there are no more candles. The hunger has been satisfied. For now.

You've lost 1 x Unaccountably Peckish (new total 4 - There is a certain degree of slathering).



Originally posted on 2017-04-02 22:17:00

3 to Piono

The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet attacks the Khonsu.

LOOT CRATE (Forgot to type it in last turn I posted)
A huge crate with a R spray-painted on it falls on the Leviathan. It explodes into an array of weapons, one of which is a steel bat. Maddison picks this up and smashes the Leviathan in the eyes 20 times. Maddison then grabs a Gunblade, jumps down, fires in the Leviathan's face. She double-jumps onto the Leviathan's neck and hacks and slashes before stabbing it in the nape. Next, Maddison runs down and grabs a bag of guns. She then grabs the Rifle Tower, a gigantic fusion of a gun and the Eiffel Tower. She magically aims it at the Leviathan with her bare hands and fires. Finally, she picks up a sword and generically throws it in the Leviathan's Face.

For her normal action, she takes the Shrapanel Grenade and throws it at the Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 01:56:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

HalfAstral!Razihel checks to see if he can be meguca now. Again.

Razihel makes 100,000 wads of meatpaste out of his one million meat pancakes, and uses them to fix up the Skeletoneers' Association.

The SONGination fires off its Perfectly Generic Object randomly. Twice.
The Skeleton Warrior wails on Khonsu.

Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (5/9)
Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (5/9)

Lime Sandwich II: 7/25 (2 out of 4)
SMALL LOAN OF ONE MILLION KEKS: 1/25

+3 Fortress.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 08:57:00

7/20 for more character upgrades.
1/20 for more character upgrades
+3 to the Fortress store

That Objection having been thrown out, I go back to murdering the Minecraft elites. I grab one by the ear, drag him along the ground for a long distance while giving him a scathing reprimand. Then throw him into a lava pit when I finish.

Fortress charge storage: 26
RIPerroni: 15/15 Neutral
The Hero We All Wanted: 11/15 AG

15/15 for RIPerroni... A bad moon rises, dark clouds cover the sky in wisps, leaving small cracks for the moonlight to stream through. A wolf howls in the distance, indicating the start of a cheesy horror movie (That was a pun by the way, add it to the Joke Elemental's power). A group of children sit in a pizza parlor, listening to the old man who runs the place detail and ancient story.
Suddenly, there is a thump thump thumping. It comes from one of the ovens. The old man freezes. "It has returned".
There is an enormously loud crash, but before the monster can make it to the front of the parlor and horrendously murder the poor saps who were set to be the movie's first victims, there is the sound of a portal, and the sound is gone.

Skeletal Pizza summoned to the battlefield as a hostile entity! Another mostly-standard entity. It will, however, inflict "Spooked" on anything it attacks, causing them to take minicrits for the following 2 rounds.



Originally posted on 2017-04-03 15:31:00

(/null) Okay... say we make a custom unit/creature, are we allowed to make a drawing/art of it to show everyone? Just curious, as I'm feeling like making an army of a certain unit i have imagined several times before.


Originally posted on 2017-04-03 22:17:00

QUOTE (robby214ty @ (time=1491254229))

(/null) Okay... say we make a custom unit/creature, are we allowed to make a drawing/art of it to show everyone? Just curious, as I'm feeling like making an army of a certain unit i have imagined several times before.

So long as it's not nsfw, then yeah, you can give image reference.
/null

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 23:09:00

level: ?%
0/? energy
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 15/25
finishup 2/4
+3 WoS,
7k wandofskys damage.
obsidian && diamond leggings = obsidian leggings 5/6 level 5
obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 2/? lvl?

I spend my action trying to buff my action last post, empowering it as much as possible.

Originally posted on 2017-04-04 00:04:00

Verdana looks vaguely pissed at the wolfpack after they're done taking bites out of him. Seconds later, everyone on the battlefield gets to witness the sight of three flaming wolves being flung across the battlefield, except for the fact that one of them is actually bloody chunks of meat, the second one has no limbs left and has had both eyes gouged out, and the last one appears to have soiled itself from the traumatic experience it just got put through.

With that done, Verdana then turns around, dives into a kitchen, and tries to remember how to bake fairy bread.

The one from outside dimensions: 16/25 (+2 from Jon)
+3 to Jon

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 10:26:00

24/25. Phobos.
6/25.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+3 to Battlefury

Noah uses The Staller's Glory on the concept of Ravenous' missing health. In typical Descendant fashion, Ravenous' missing health is casually slaughtered by a series of creative and unexpected manueveres performed in succession by Noah. Perhaps this was in a fashion where the health stood a chance, only to have its hope dashed at the last second. Another, more common possibility is that the health was completely curbstomped by the sheer unblockable power of the attack made by the Descendant. No, it wouldn't have been a particularly fair fight at all.

Regardless of the means, the fact is that Ravenous' health has suddenly increased as a result of Noah's onslaught. The partial concept of nonexistence that the empty portion of Ravenous' health bar held never stood a chance.



Originally posted on 2017-04-07 12:42:00

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QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491061558))

level: "14%" (given the 30,000 damage to bucket, 16%) 28?/"70" energy slashy slashy 11/11 Activating, I discover the attack boost of charges is lower then I thought, and decide to increase wand of skys' max damage buff, as that will serve me better in the long term. wand of skys' max damage increases to 13,000. if theres more i can do, increase stack generation rate. Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 14/25 new: finishup 1/4 +2 WoS, +1 fortress store. 12k wandofskys damage. (blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 6/6 done obsidian && diamond leggings = obsidian leggings 4/6 level 5 obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 1/? lvl? placeholder. hah, I beat piono to it by sheer coincidence of reload time. I proceed to decide on who to nuke with a discharge and... well... you'll see. I also augment this attack with as many prayers of the damned and as much energy as I can. khonsu it is, not that I could change it at this point if I wanted to. oh god, this monstrosity... here is approximately what would go into any logs of its creation: Spoiler Alert day 1: ok day 2: ok day 3: ok, I'm not going to have this work that way. instead i'ma kill khonsu day 4: ok day 5: oh gdi, I forgot to make that part move. time to waste 3 days day 6:wasted day 7: wasted. day 8: ok, now back to work. day 9: ... I forgot to move it again. day 10: wasted day 11: ok that part looks horrible. day 12: making clouds of dust takes forever day 13: still takes forever day 14: lost 3 days of progress day 15:wasted day 16:wasted day 17: wasted. day 18: ok, now I'm done that lase- wait theres 2 more gdi. day 19: wait, I never used that orb. day 19- home: ok off to work day 20: ok day 20-home: ok day 21, both: ok day 22-24, both: ok day 25: done day 25- home: ok day 26h:  that looks horrible day 27h: well I guess its ok yesterday-h: wait what. why are these things scattered everywhere. aaaaaaaaaaaa. negative frames, 20 crashes AAAhhhhh! today-H: ok, i fixed it. mostly. ... text section of the attack: it looks like khonsu is the soul survivor of that massive laser. he should have a heart, a lot of people try really hard and he kills them. by the end of it, people wouldn't call him heartless if he pressed FIGHT. looks like he ran out of time. I'd say his death is clear beyond a shadow of a doubt (because at the end, with the laser, everything has a shadow, and then the shadows fade, including the soul's shadow) its a bleeding shame too. (his health bar bleeds, the sword-wound bleeds, the bulletboard bleeds, etc.) all these puns attract a bad-pun-loving group who feel obliged to help me in the fight to make puns. all the puns they, and I, make go into teralunes savior and temporarily transform it into punmoons ambassador, sword of puns. using punmoons ambassador, I gather energy then blink, moving faster then the speed of light, allowing me to access the mainframe that provides magic in harry potter, somehow. the mainframe had predicted i would do this 6 hours ago, so it made a copy of me to preform the actions i would do (its like time travel, but without any time travel.) my version the mainframe made 6 hours ago proceeds to attack khonsu, raining blow after blow on him before redirecting a good deal of hells rain onto him, before creating an orb of huri-rain and throwing it at him, dealing heavy damage. I then summon all of the "totally" "plentiful" fans of my animations, and they charge khonsu, trying to make sure he takes enough damage to make my animation accurate. I then slam bolt after bolt of red or heavenly light on him, before finally casting a hologram so the damage he has just taken is invisible. also wow, that was 34 seconds of animation. excess damage goes to healing the ninja thing we have, the one with a ton of HP and 125% dodge chance,  somehow.

Blood Armour: bluud

That was amazing. JOE, that was one of the best things you've ever made, even if Khonsu is far more bestial than that, not so derpy, and completely lacks a soul. 100,000 damage, +50,000 HP to the Joke Elemental, which leads itself to your service due to your contribution to the art.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1491061610))

If not already registered, Verdana summons 1000 reality archons to the field under the PG banner. 20/20 for more character upgrades. 7/20 for more character upgrades. +3 to the Fortress store 20/20 expended: I give myself +1 max hit point. I bring up the ultimate of courtroom weaponry. KHONSU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HIT THE NINJA, The ninja's entire gimmick is having dodge so high that nothing can hit it, and Khonsu hasn't even BEGUN doing things to negate that absurd dodge chance, so being able to hit for a certain 50K damage against the Boss, which should be able to mop the floor with Khonsu anyways when relating their rough power scales, is against the mechanics of the game. I take this objection, roll it up into a ball, and then throw it at Trademark at superspeed. Followed by another OBJECTION just because shouting OBJECTION is fun. Fortress charge storage: 10 RIPerroni: 10/15 Neutral No Fortress charges today.

APNN heals, but loses 15% evasion chance! Trademark loses a Lawsuit! Verdana gains 1000 reality archons!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1491138578))

I tell the APNN to continue slaughtering Khonsu, and tell all 80 of the Reality Archons to kill Khonsu. I also use the Staff of Absolute Healing, getting rid of 5 charges in order to heal myself. SoAH now at 45 charges. Regen happens, and it's at 46 (Not sure yet)(previously SoWM): 11/20 Ninja Gear: 12/20 Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 7/8 +3 The Fortress

Your entities shall do as you say! You heal for 10 HP!

QUOTE (robby214ty @ (time=1491140705))

User: Cain joins the server. "Hello! I've heard about you alicia, my my this is quite a mess. As usual I'll have to clean up a godmodders mess so they have a chance. because, as we know, They always, eventually, fail." [PG] Cain starts summoning a Gelatin monster, that can stretch really far and has the force of 0.3 hulks 1/??? Gelatin monster compass && bow and arrow = homing arrows impending death 1/???

...
......
..........
............
I feel insulted.
Uh, welcome! Glad you had the common sense to join the only good side, even if you don't have proper respect for your God-Queen!

Compass && Bow and Arrow == Impending Death (Level #: ?/?)
I don't know what's up with that. You get it instantly, apparently? Try using it, and then underestimate me.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1491142749))

Hey, I made an ARG for you,9Consumer. Hopefully the time and effort I spent on doing this (which was a lot) will be converted into at least somecdamage. If aRclue doesn't make sense and is just jumbled letters, that probably means it's an imgur picture. I will kindly ask any other playersENOTyto spoil the ARG for Consumer if he hasn't finished it yet. Thank you. The first clue is hidden somewhere in this post. Good luck.

[center]AFTER WAY LONGER THAN WHAT IT SHOULD TAKE

...

why does possibly Annis get that and not me
should I feel insulted
I would do if it wasn't for the fact that my membership in your company allows me to summon enslaved Eldritch Abominations
because that's apparently a thing you have

100,000 damage to Leviathan!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1491143080))

I see Cain join the server and laugh "he gonna die" I then return to what I was doing, and tell my entities to continue murdering Khonsu, attacking him myself with a Katana Keyblades Sharpened Keys: 12/20 Ninja Gear: 13/20 Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 8/8 I take my finished Alchemy out of the Alchemiter, look at the stats, and put it on +3 The Fortress

You deal 15,000 damage to Khonsu!

Boots of Absolute Agility: Boots that give you absolute mastery over the aspect of movement. You can move perfectly through the first three dimensions, distorting reality to fly and teleport, in addition to going extremely fast.

QUOTE (robby214ty @ (time=1491143615))

Cain says "Sorry, if i offended you alice. I just... I'm not used to godmodders as powerful and strong as you. I hope you can forgive me" I take a rock off the ground and throw it at the pun monster. "Tis a shame i can't make puns or the pun monster would get stronger." 2/??? gelatin monster compass + bow and arrow = homing arrows (impending death) 2/???

It's okay I guess I don't know when salt is someone's speciality they get offended very easily

20,000 damage to the Pun Monster! +10 Audience members!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1491157476))

I slap a bandaid on Bucket's shoulder. This somehow heals him. Bucket uses Bullet Shuffle on the Army of Super Charged Creepers. The Garbage Mountain summons five Garbage Zombies, two Styrofoam Alligators, and a Sewage Slime. Sewage Slime: 75,000/75,000 HP Attacks: Consume: The Sewage Slime latches on to an entity and deals 10,000 damage to them every turn, while healing the Sewage Slime for 10,000 health every turn. Split: The Sewage Slime splits into two Lesser Sewage Slimes. Lesser Sewage Slime: 37,500/37,500 Attacks: Consume: The Lesser Sewage latches on to an entity and deals 5,000 damage to them every turn, while healing the Lesser Sewage Slime for 5,000 health every turn. Split: The Lesser Sewage Slime splits into two Even Lesser Sewage Slimes. Even Lesser Sewage Slime: 18,750/18,750 Attacks: Consume: The Even Lesser Sewage Slime latches on to an entity and deals 2,500 damage to them every turn, while healing the Even Lesser Sewage Slime for 2,500 health every turn. Four of the zombies bash Joe, while the other uses Vomit Garbage on him. The Alligators use Chomp on the Coleg Creeper. The Sewage Slime uses Consume on the Coleg Creeper. generic charge: 6/25 (+1 from Engie) terribly generic charge: 6/25 (+1 from Engie) +2 to Engie, +1 to the Fortress Store.

Mobs summoned! Bucket healed for 20,000 HP!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1491167836))

23/25. Phobos. 5/25. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +3 to Battlefury Lack uses No More Room on the Doggeration and Bucket, acting last of the AGs, if possible. Rengar remains stealthed. Ravenous gnaws at the air. Super Galaxy Rumble dramatically drills Bucket! Prototape uses Second Draft. Noah hands Coleg Creeper a candle. And another candle. Yet another candle. More candles. Candle, after candle. Candle, after candle Coleg Creeper stuffs into its mouth. Candle, after candle until Noah runs out of candles. After candle, there are no more candles. The hunger has been satisfied. For now. You've lost 1 x Unaccountably Peckish (new total 4 - There is a certain degree of slathering).

Your entities will do as they say, except, I question why Lack has No More Room. Didn't he just use it two turns ago? So, Lack doesn't do as you say!

The Coleg Creeper loses 1 Unaccountably Peckish, before snapping at you! CONSUMECONSUMECONSUME
10 damage! -2 Unaccountably Peckish!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1491180965))

3 to Piono The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet attacks the Khonsu. LOOT CRATE (Forgot to type it in last turn I posted) A huge crate with a R spray-painted on it falls on the Leviathan. It explodes into an array of weapons, one of which is a steel bat. Maddison picks this up and smashes the Leviathan in the eyes 20 times. Maddison then grabs a Gunblade, jumps down, fires in the Leviathan's face. She double-jumps onto the Leviathan's neck and hacks and slashes before stabbing it in the nape. Next, Maddison runs down and grabs a bag of guns. She then grabs the Rifle Tower, a gigantic fusion of a gun and the Eiffel Tower. She magically aims it at the Leviathan with her bare hands and fires. Finally, she picks up a sword and generically throws it in the Leviathan's Face. For her normal action, she takes the Shrapanel Grenade and throws it at the Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus.

Leviathan takes 45,000 damage! One of the SONGination's Golems takes the hit!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1491206234))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. HalfAstral!Razihel checks to see if he can be meguca now. Again. Razihel makes 100,000 wads of meatpaste out of his one million meat pancakes, and uses them to fix up the Skeletoneers' Association. The SONGination fires off its Perfectly Generic Object randomly. Twice. The Skeleton Warrior wails on Khonsu. Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (5/9) Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (5/9) Lime Sandwich II: 7/25 (2 out of 4) SMALL LOAN OF ONE MILLION KEKS: 1/25 +3 Fortress.

+20,000 HP!

Razihel can't be meguca just yet.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1491229914))

7/20 for more character upgrades. 1/20 for more character upgrades +3 to the Fortress store That Objection having been thrown out, I go back to murdering the Minecraft elites. I grab one by the ear, drag him along the ground for a long distance while giving him a scathing reprimand. Then throw him into a lava pit when I finish. Fortress charge storage: 26 RIPerroni: 15/15 Neutral The Hero We All Wanted: 11/15 AG 15/15 for RIPerroni... A bad moon rises, dark clouds cover the sky in wisps, leaving small cracks for the moonlight to stream through. A wolf howls in the distance, indicating the start of a cheesy horror movie (That was a pun by the way, add it to the Joke Elemental's power). A group of children sit in a pizza parlor, listening to the old man who runs the place detail and ancient story. Suddenly, there is a thump thump thumping. It comes from one of the ovens. The old man freezes. "It has returned". There is an enormously loud crash, but before the monster can make it to the front of the parlor and horrendously murder the poor saps who were set to be the movie's first victims, there is the sound of a portal, and the sound is gone. Skeletal Pizza summoned to the battlefield as a hostile entity! Another mostly-standard entity. It will, however, inflict "Spooked" on anything it attacks, causing them to take minicrits for the following 2 rounds

20,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite! Skeletal Pizza summoned????

Saturnz Pizza summone-
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<0> RIPOFF FROM THE FORTRESS RESUMMONED! It appears to basically be Neutral, for now.

QUOTE (robby214ty @ (time=1491254229))

(/null) Okay... say we make a custom unit/creature, are we allowed to make a drawing/art of it to show everyone? Just curious, as I'm feeling like making an army of a certain unit i have imagined several times before.

Yep.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1491260643))

level: ?% 0/? energy Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 15/25 finishup 2/4 +3 WoS, 7k wandofskys damage. obsidian && diamond leggings = obsidian leggings 5/6 level 5 obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 2/? lvl? I spend my action trying to buff my action last post, empowering it as much as possible.

15,000 damage to Khonsu!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1491557180))

Verdana looks vaguely pissed at the wolfpack after they're done taking bites out of him. Seconds later, everyone on the battlefield gets to witness the sight of three flaming wolves being flung across the battlefield, except for the fact that one of them is actually bloody chunks of meat, the second one has no limbs left and has had both eyes gouged out, and the last one appears to have soiled itself from the traumatic experience it just got put through. With that done, Verdana then turns around, dives into a kitchen, and tries to remember how to bake fairy bread. The one from outside dimensions: 16/25 (+2 from Jon) +3 to Jon

Wolves killed!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1491565363))

24/25. Phobos. 6/25. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +3 to Battlefury Noah uses The Staller's Glory on the concept of Ravenous' missing health. In typical Descendant fashion, Ravenous' missing health is casually slaughtered by a series of creative and unexpected manueveres performed in succession by Noah. Perhaps this was in a fashion where the health stood a chance, only to have its hope dashed at the last second. Another, more common possibility is that the health was completely curbstomped by the sheer unblockable power of the attack made by the Descendant. No, it wouldn't have been a particularly fair fight at all. Regardless of the means, the fact is that Ravenous' health has suddenly increased as a result of Noah's onslaught. The partial concept of nonexistence that the empty portion of Ravenous' health bar held never stood a chance.

Ravenous healed for 30,000 HP! +45,000 Research!

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 20:46:00

Regeners regen! 3 damage to all players! JOEbob is killed! Maddy is put on 1 HP, and I decide that Hell's Rain probably should stop killing people.

The Doggeration resets the Coleg Creeper's Unaccountably Peckish. ConnectS eats the Ribbon, becoming a magical girl, gaining 30,000 HP. I hand Razihel a note from the Incubator Hivemind - kill this abomination pretending to be a meguca, and you'll get the ability to make a contract. The Landship shoots Lack for 20,000 damage! Saturnz Pizza spoops DarkSide, dealing 5 damage and spooping him!

The Avatar rushes towards Leviathan, dealing 100,000 damage! Leviathan isn't happy with that, and tackles it to the ground, before throwing it into a pit! 50,000 damage to Leviathan, 100,000 damage to the Avatar!

Prototape uses Second Draft, losing 15 frames and giving Noah 225,000 Research! SGR deals 25,000 to Bucket! The AGs win the r/place contest by using preextant AGs, where the PGs didn't find any! The Coleg Creeper eats 60,000 HP off of Ravenous , and becomes permanently Peckish! It instantly goes mad, joining the Hostiles, in addition to gaining Ravenous' consumption aura!

Everyone else rushes towards Leviathan, dealing 200,000 damage! Leviathan screams!

Oppy throws the PGO at Lack, dealing 30,000 damage! The Minecraft Elites signal to the Reality Archons, before they obiliterate Lack, before reconstituting it as one of them via... logic? The servants of the First Guardian of Terraria kill the Joke Elemental! The USRP deals 40,000 damage to the Skeletoneer's Association!

Trademark idles for a short while, but not before Auth combusts into character upgrades for Robby. That's a +100 that can only be used for character upgrades, +50 that you get for joining the game. Khonsu uses Timelock, and locks the timeloop. Wait, shouldn't that be accelerated time? Uh, uh, who cares? The Reality Archons die, Emmy and the APNN take 40,000 damage before becoming Temporally Anomalous, which will probably eventually end up adding Hostiles to the Great Stack, such as the other Landship that appeared just now

Leviathan uses Arkslayer. The waves form into a great sword, before Leviathan drops on the SONGination, and cleanses it. Water floods its being, before ripping through it, dealing 150,000 damage! The water from Arkslayer then begins to trickle down onto the Golems. Leviathan turns towards them, before obliterating them!

Frosty didn't attack because it was too busy pointing towards the husk of the dog bat on the battlefield! Mr. Doggen summoned! It's under Battlefury's orders, but if not ordered, it will attempt to consume. The Coleg Creeper is remarkably more docile whilst it's alive.

Heresy is screaming. She +3s all AGs, before taking out her Ripoff Axes. She swings them at the Doggeration, dealing 180,000 damage!

I +4 all PGs, before granting Trademark Blitzkrieg, Triple-Action for a singular turn! I realise that being a member of TJI means that I'm a member of the Establishment which apparently exists which means I'm with the Conflict and Narrative which means less Hostiles, which is good. I then blow up the Landships and Doggeration.

ALICIA: Wait, aren't we allies now?
FROSTY: Nah, I'm a rebel.
ALICIA: It's my way or the highway

I then deal 100,000 damage to Frosty, because you all know how I am when people disobey me!

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THE IMPETUS
> α. THE LEVIATHAN .α <
β. PROJECT TERMINUS .β
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δ. ????? .δ
ε. ????? .ε
ζ. ????? .ζ
ω. THE PRE-TRIAL .ω
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fun with endbringers
The Memorial of the Suffering.
The Itinerary
[ALL]: Destroy Leviathan and Khonsu.

Hell ~Leviathan and Khonsu~
Lives: [III] [10/10 Players Alive, 7 Required Dead to Lose a Life]
FIELD EFFECT: Hell's Rain: Players take 3 damage per turn.
FIELD EFFECT: Hurricane [4/5 Turns Remaining]: Everything takes 10,000 damage, 75% chance to hit!

[AG] TrickleJest: 15/30 HP, 1 AC, Regeneration (3 HP), Evasive (50%). Rage Vial: 8/10. Power Box: 0/2. .
[AG] Toast/Noah: 12/30 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 396,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Instant Death To The Killer Upon Dying. Hex Circles (x40)
[AG] JOEbob: 0/20 HP, 10% Critical Chance. Can Convert Damage to Shielding At a 1:1 Basis. 1 AC. Artifact Retainer.
LVL: 11%, 9,000/15,000 Damage, 0/40 Energy (+5 per turn, Evasive (50%)
[II] [II] [II].
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 16/24 HP, 2 AC. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
['AG'] battlefury13: 5/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance.
Extracts Candles With Sufficiently Powerful Attacks! Psiform: Entropyform: [III], Chaos Control: [IIII].
[AG] Pionoplayer/monkeyjoe5: 16/21 HP, Regeneration (5 HP). 5 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Combo), 30% Integral Armour, 30% Sanity Armour! Spooped: II
[AG] Emerald_Mann: 7/20 HP. Temporally Anomalous. 92% Sanity. Hera Syndrome.

[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 1/20 HP, 1 AC, Counter Queen.
[N] DarkSide/Hollow Knight: 12/20 HP, Evasion (33%), 26,000 Soul - 0 per turn.

[PG] Jondanger23: 25/25 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP). +3 AC: II.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 24/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, 100% Heat, Elementally Charged: III.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II] +3 AC: II.
[PG] robby214ty: 20/20 HP.

[A] The Ribbon: Heavily Damaged. "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] Ultra Wurtz's History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and three random, high intensity, unremovable, DoT effects, and a random boss status effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).
[A] The Wand of the Skies: 1,000/10,000 Damage - 1,000 Per Turn. 0 Stacks. Skyland [III] [20 Stacks] [Joe]
[A] Staff of White Magic: 46/50 Charges! 5: Status Removal, 25: Revival! [Emerald]
[A] Magic Umbrella: Protects the wielder from field and status effects. [Jon]
[A] Soul Sandwich: Stores the soul of a recently-deceased entity of choice. With a 25-post charge or more, the holder can assimilate one of its abilities. Very hard to steal. [Cyan]

[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] Doggeration: 0/300,000 HP, Inflicts Any Status Effect Ever. Sing With Me: [III]
[H] ConnectS: 236,000/296,000 HP. Strands: [IIIII].
[H] Frosty the Snowman: 190,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Frozen. Antartica: [III]. Freeze Canon: [IIIII]. Attack boost!
[H] Wolfpack: 0/10,000 HP (x3).
[H] Mk V Landship: 0/40,000 HP (x2). 1 AC.
[H] Saturnz Pizza: 200,000/200,000 HP. Inflicts Sp<0><0>ked. I'm Useless: [II]. All My Life: [III]. Soda Cans: [IIIII].
[H] The Coleg Creeper: 173,000/250,000 HP. Automatically Consumes Entities With Under 40,000 HP. devour devour devour: [IIIII]. seekers: [IIIII]. nothing is clean: [IIIII]. Unaccountably Peckish: IIIII.
[H] The Avatar: 400,000/500,000 HP. 90% Integrity! Deals Integrity Damage! Absolutist: [IIIII].

[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 100,000/200,000 HP, 3 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus: 40,000/240,000 HP. Golems: 0/20,000 HP (x4) (+1 per turn). Double-Action. 3: [II], 5: [IIII], 7: [IIIII II]. [Cyan], Double Time: III. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[AG] Lack: 0/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Ravenous: 30,000/110,000 HP. 20,000 Attack, Automatically Kills Enemies With Under 20,000 HP. [Toast]
[AG] Prototape: 15/30 Frames (x3), First Draft, Second Draft. [Toast] ACTION: Use Second Draft!
[AG] Super Galaxy Rumble: 170,000/220,000 HP. 0 Heat (-25 per turn). [Toast]
Firey Spirit of the Yordle Inferno! [0/2] [II]. Turbo-Shock Rockets! [2/4]. Audacious Bravery Shield! [1/2] [|] Super Galaxy Comeback Breaker: [IIIII IIII]. ACTION: Assault Bucket!
[AG] Reality Archons: 0/20 HP (x70). [A] Perfectly Generic Object. [Enerald]. [b]Hera Syndrome[/b].
[AG] Heretical Facsimile of Trickle's Wrath. [Trickle]
[AG] Tainted Magikoopas: 20,000/20,000 HP (x4). Tainted Geometry: [III]. [Joe]
[AG] The Skeletoneers' Association: 140,000/200,000 HP. Skeleton Warriors: 5,000/5,000 HP (x1). Right Parenthesis: [[b]III][/b], Plus Sign: [[b]IIIII][/b], Terrible Haiku: [[b]IIIII II][/b].
[AG] Army of Super Charged Creepers: 1/1 HP (x20,000). 1/2 Turns Until Exploding.
[AG] Joke Elemental: 0/120,000 HP. 30/100 Audience. Grows stronger with puns. [JOEbob]
[b][AG] r/place: 400,000/400,000 HP. Evasion (20%). Rainbow Road: [IIIII]. FLAGS EVERYWHERE: [IIIII I]. The Void: [III].[/b]
[b][AG-BOSS] Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja: 260,000/300,000 HP. Inflicts Poison. Evasion (115%). Transformation: [[b]II]. Into the Shadows: [III], Euphoria: [IIIII IIIII]. [Emerald and Co]. Temporally Anomalous. Hera Syndrome. [/b][/b]

[N] Mr. Doggen: 777,777/777,777 HP 100% Sanity - 5% Per Turn. -5% Sanity Armour. Extracts Candles Upon Doggification. A Reckoning: [IIIII II]. [Battlefury].

[PG] The Operative: 15/15 HP. 75% Counter Chance! [Verdana]. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[PG] Reality Archons: 20/20 HP (x1000).
[actually-PG] Minecraft Elites: 15,000/35,000 HP. 50,000/50,000 HP (x3). Snakeeyes: [III], The Return: [IIIIII].
[PG] Garbage Mountain: Infinite HP. 8/10 Turns Left. [Jon]
Garbage Zombie: 10,000/10,000 HP (x5).
Styrofoam Alligator: 20,000/20,000 HP. Fatal Chomp: [IIIII].
Sewage Slime: 50,000/50,000 HP. Splits on death.
[PG] Bucket: 65,000/170,000 HP. Ignores Evasion. Bullet Shuffle: [[b]II][/b], Bullet Tornado: [[b]IIII][/b], Bullet Dance: [[b]IIIII I][/b], Heads or Tails: [[b]IIIII I][/b], Bullet Ballet: [[b]IIIII III][/b].
[PG] Unusually Strong Regular Pirate: 140,000/200,000 HP + Regeneration (30,000 HP). Pistol: 5/5 Ammo.
[PG] Trademark: ™/™ HP. The Number Between My Curses: [IIIII]. Corporateclustergorilla: [IIIII]. Order: [IIIII]. 4/5 Lawsuits! Blitzkrieg!
[PG] Khonsu: Body: 35,000/375,000 HP. Core: 700,000/700,000 HP. Regeneration (25,000 HP). Inventory: [b][III], Execute: [IIIII I], Enervate: [III]. Temporally Anomalous! Inflicts Hera Syndrome, Deals Sanity and (Boosted) Integrity Damage! Locked in a duel with the APNN and Emerald!
Timelock: [II], Magabeuna: [III]. Arcana: [IIIII I].
[BOSS] The Leviathan: Body: 132,000/750,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP). Core: 1,750,000/1,500,000 HP, Regeneration (25,000 HP).100,000 Wave Power + 10,000 per turn. Radiation ω: III
Arkslayer: [II], Newfounded Kyoto: [IIII], I Call Upon Thy Brother And Thy Sister: [IIIII], 34.5 [IIIII], And Thus These Waters Wish to Die: [IIIII I].
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[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 8/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.



Originally posted on 2017-04-07 20:47:00

8/20 for more character upgrades.
2/20 for more character upgrades
+3 to the Fortress store

I pick up and throw an abnormally large rock onto bucket. This makes his head ring a whole lot because of, well, stick your head in a bucket or basket then thwack the top. It hurts.

Fortress charge storage: 14
The Hero That We All Wanted: 14/15 AG



Originally posted on 2017-04-07 21:20:00

level: ?%
?/? energy
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 18/25 +3 hersyofnothing
finishup 4/4 +2 hersyofnothing finish getting the wand of skys to 15,000 max damage.
next: who knos 2/25 +1 hersyofnothing
+3 WoS
12k wandofskys damage.
obsidian && diamond leggings = obsidian leggings 6/6 level 5 Done!
obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 3/? lvl?(guess:5)
p
oh look am ded. respan
tainted magicoopas finish of konosu if possible, else bucket

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 22:40:00

...ain and suffering.

25/25. Phobos.
7/25.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+3 to Battlefury.

Nomad, a name which I forgot to use for a quite some time, translates 50'000 research into a concentrated vial of fighting spirit. Of savagery. Of ferocity. He tosses this vial to the Pridestalker, Rengar.

Drink up, and you'll feel the thrill of the hunt running through your veins once more.

Rengar catches the vial mid-flight, and stares at it sceptically for a few moments, before downing the mixture in a single gulp. Immediately, his blood begins to metaphorically boil, and his heart pumps faster than ever. Rengar's Ferocity increased to 5! Still stealthed, somehow, he smashes the vial against the ground and roars! In his very next movement he leaps out of stealth and onto the recently Peckish Coleg Creeper, using a Ferocity-amplified Savagery. Rengar most certainly hasn't been attacked in the last turn, so this, combined with Thrill of the Hunt's natural crit should end up being a significant amount of damage.

Prototape uses Slideshow on Coleg Creeper.
LACK IS gorillaING DEAD
Super Galaxy Rumble drills Coleg Creeper, then splits two Turbo-Shock Rockets between tem and Leviathan.
r/place attacks Coleg Creeper if they are still alive somehow, otherwise Leviathan.

Meanwhile, Nomad takes up the Delta Spear and uses it on Ravenous, Rengar and the Ninja.



Originally posted on 2017-04-07 23:13:00

/destroy the placeholder 2: placeholder-creator!

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 11:25:00

(/null this part only: I dunno why, or who, changed the homing arrows to impending death, but it works too i guess. un/null)
I start summoning an anti-leviathan bullet for a sniper rifle

"So, Alicia, I must ask you... what are your plans? Because we both no, eentually, either you stop holding back and finish this, which would be NO fun, or they will eventually win. of course you could delay the inevitable... inevitably by giving ME some of your powers. so I could help you out more?" I try to say those words as pleasantly and persuasively as i can.

I throw the impending death at pionoplayer, trying my hardest to get it in his mouth.

Hp:20/20

1/5 A-L bullet
3/20 gelatin monster


Originally posted on 2017-04-09 13:08:00

I delete Hell's Rain.

entity orders: Mr Dogen applies CANDLEON to the Bucket, or alternately the Minecraft Elites, or if that's dead leviathan.

+1 piono
+2 toast
11/25 SALT AND SEA 6+ FROM TOASTER
10/25 SALT AND SEA 6+ FROM TOASTER

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 20:47:00

+3 to Fury

The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet attacks the Leviathan.

Maddison is obviously not in very good shape. She suddenly gets a staff and casts Heal on herself. She then eats a KitKat.

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 22:12:00

UPDOP TERMNOP. Check the polls, please, things will be changing after the beginning of the next Pre-Trial.

Originally posted on 2017-04-10 22:42:00