Regenerators regen a certain amount of HP! The Doll Interfaces, and disappears. The Lament's charges max out!

The Doggeration chases onto Leviathan, and inflicts Radiation Omega, whilst dealing 10,000 damage! ConnectS ponders the meaning of her name, shrugs it off as a sirry animu name, before stretching towards Emerald, almost hugging him, actually hugging him,and dealing 5 damage and 8% sanity damage due to the sheer amount of horrific animu shenanigans. Frosty decides the best step to take in killing you is to assault Maddy, dealing (10 - 1) damage!

Rengar uses Thrill of the Hunt! +90% dodge for three turns, until he attacks! The Hippopatoplatypus gains Double Action using 7! Lack uses No More Room! The first Minecraft Elite dies of a lack of space, ConnectS takes 60,000 damage, Rounding to Zero gets buffed! A Reality Archon uses the Perfectly Generic Object. It does nothing. The rest, lead by the APNN, rush Khonsu, dealing 20,000 damage, before the APNN rushes forth, and deals 100,000! Khonsu is annoyed!

Everything else dogpiles on Leviathan, dealing 150,000 damage! Leviathan staggers back, before getting up, fueled by the infinite salt that I'm connected to you, before getting up, and revealing a new feature - bosses are now somewhat resistant to entities, and can't be killed by them!

The Operative looks at the PGO, and thinks about a pretty girl cloaked in flames. Demonologist's influence somehow reaches out, Demonologist decides this refers to her, before the Operative swings his sword, opening up a rift to hell! The Toaster and Magikarp abruptly die! The Elites and Garbage Mooks rush Pricey, but Pricey gets nuked by the anti-idle tech! They run into the anti-idle tech, which suddenly buffs them, before rushing Darkside for 5 damage!

Bucket waits for a second. A bullet hits his face, dealing 20,000 damage! A horde of wolves then pounce on him, Wolf Pack summoned! Bucket then rips the bullet out, and stabs Auth with it! 8 damage! USRP reveals its status as an usurper, and busts out of BOPNR, before booping the ne'er-do-well on his possible existent nose, with his cutlass! 40,000 damage!

Trademark stares longingly at the Minecraft Elites, ripped directly from 2. A shackle on its being pulls it back, before it creates a shield, composed of five Lawsuits! Don't get sued!

Khonsu's time powers rev up, and it splits some of its matter through time, before recoalescing for 25,000 HP! It warps to Emerald's group, before challenging the APNN and Emerald to a duel! They find themselves timelocked, though Emmy can almost definitely break everyone out! I'm sure there's no catch. Definitely. Disregard that Temporally Anomalous tag!

Leviathan is angry, very, very, angry. Do you know what doesn't require macrohydrokinesis, but is more efficient yet less brutal with it? Causing people to instantly explode! BOPNR is instantly executed, to JOE's lament. Your entity shall rest in piece, you classy, perceptive, blue man. Leviathan consumes the blood, becomes like you, drawing the ire of Frosty, and gains no Wave Power, due to it being disabled. Instead, he gains 40,000 HP.

Heresy gets prissy about the Infinite Ketchup being Neutral, subjects to the urge for power and to make all serve like a good godmodder girl, and annihilates it. She then drinks with Leviathan, and attempts to steal my present, giving a +1 to all AGs whilst she's at it.

I get salty, give a +4 to both PGs, and smash her into the dirt. 2 damage. Good think she's finally becoming prim and proper, though, just like an actual godmodder. I wonder what she has against Uzi. Anyway, I then leave my present in its case for just a bit, but pocket it harder, before realising that I forgot to make Hell's Rain rain! It rains! 7 armour piercing damage to all non-PG players, minus Emerald, due to being in a timeloop!

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> α. THE LEVIATHAN .α <
β. PROJECT TERMINUS .β
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ω. THE PRE-TRIAL .ω
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fun with endbringers
The Memorial of the Suffering.
The Itinerary
[ALL]: Destroy Leviathan and Khonsu.

Hell ~Leviathan and Khonsu~
Lives: [III] [10/10 Players Alive, 7 Required Dead to Lose a Life]
FIELD EFFECT: Hell's Rain: Players take 3 damage per turn.
FIELD EFFECT: Hurricane [5/5 Turns Remaining]: Everything takes 10,000 damage, 75% chance to hit!

[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 27/34 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Bloodlines (Applied Regeneration): None. Heartbeat: [IIII]
[AG] TrickleJest: 23/30 HP, 1 AC, Regeneration (3 HP), Evasive (50%). Rage Vial: 0/10. Power Box: 0/2. .
[AG] Toast/Noah: 2330 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 126,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Instant Death To The Killer Upon Dying. Hex Circles (x40)
[AG] JOEbob: 13/20 HP, 10% Critical Chance. Can Convert Damage to Shielding At a 1:1 Basis. 1 AC. Artifact Retainer.
LVL: 11%, 9,000/15,000 Damage, 0/40 Energy (+5 per turn, Evasive (50%)
[II] [II] [II].
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 17/24 HP, 2 AC. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
['AG'] battlefury13: 8/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance.
Extracts Candles With Sufficiently Powerful Attacks! Psiform: Entropyform: [III], Chaos Control: [IIII].
[AG] Pionoplayer/monkeyjoe5: 13/20 HP, Regeneration (5 HP). 5 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Combo), 30% Integral Armour, 30% Sanity Armour!
[AG] Emerald_Mann: 15/20 HP. 92% Sanity. Hera Syndrome.

[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 4/20 HP, 1 AC, Counter Queen.
[N] DarkSide/Hollow Knight: 15/20 HP, Evasion (33%), 26,000 Soul - 0 per turn.

[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 20/27 HP. Evasive (50%), 40% Integrity, 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 10% Sanity Armour, 50% Retribution Damage. Finally on the suffering train.
25 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18).
Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [IIIII], Shatterpoint: [IIIII I]
[PG] Jondanger23: 25/25 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP). +3 AC: III.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, 100% Heat, Elementally Charged: IIII.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II] +3 AC: III.

[A] The Ribbon: Heavily Damaged. "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] Ultra Wurtz's History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and three random, high intensity, unremovable, DoT effects, and a random boss status effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).
[A] The Wand of the Skies: 1,000/10,000 Damage - 1,000 Per Turn. 0 Stacks. Skyland [III] [20 Stacks] [Joe].
[A] Staff of White Magic: 50/50 Charges! 5: Status Removal, 25: Revival! [Emerald]
[A] Magic Umbrella: Protects the wielder from field and status effects. [Jon]

[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] Doggeration: 290,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Any Status Effect Ever. Sing With Me: [III]
[H] ConnectS: 206,000/266,000 HP. Strands: [IIIII].
[H] Frosty the Snowman: 300,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Frozen. Antartica: [III]. Freeze Canon: [IIIII].
[H] Wolfpack: 10,000/10,000 HP (x3).

[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 150,000/200,000 HP, 3 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus: 200,000/200,000 HP. Golems: 20,000/20,000 HP (x5) (+1 per turn). Double-Action. 3: [III], 5: [IIIII], 7: [IIIII II]. [Cyan], Double Time: III. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[AG] Lack: 100,000/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Ravenous: 110,000/110,000 HP. 20,000 Attack, Automatically Kills Enemies With Under 20,000 HP. [Toast]
[AG] Prototape: 30/30 Frames (x3), First Draft, Second Draft.[Toast]
[AG] Blood OP, No Really: 0/150,000 HP + Regeneration (20,000 HP), Mutations: None, Tier: 1, Blood: 0/30,000 HP. Duality: [IIIII]. [Joe]
[AG] Super Galaxy Rumble: 220,000/220,000 HP. 0 Heat (-25 per turn). [Toast]
Firey Spirit of the Yordle Inferno! [0/2] [II]. Turbo-Shock Rockets! [1/4]. Audacious Bravery Shield! [0/2] [|] Super Galaxy Comeback Breaker: [IIIII IIII].
[AG] Reality Archons: 20/20 HP (x80). [A] Perfectly Generic Object. [Enerald]. [b]Hera Syndrome[/b].
[AG] Heretical Facsimile of Trickle's Wrath. [Trickle]
[AG] Magikarp: 0/1 HP. Probably secretly a good. Guess What This Does: [IIIII IIIIII IIIIII].
[AG] Angry Toaster: 0/25,000 HP.
[AG] Tainted Magikoopas: 20,000/20,000 HP (x6). Tainted Geometry: [III]. [Joe]
[AG] The Skeletoneers' Association: 200,000/200,000 HP. Skeleton Warriors: 5,000/5,000 HP (x1). Right Parenthesis: [[b]III][/b], Plus Sign: [[b]IIIII][/b], Terrible Haiku: [[b]IIIII II][/b].
[AG] Army of Super Charged Creepers: 1/1 HP (x60,000). 2/2 Turns Until Exploding.
[b][AG] The Coleg Creeper: 228,000/250,000 HP. Mony: 0. tem needs money: [IIIII]. tem gains money: [IIIII]. tem cleanses money: [IIIII].[/b]
[b][AG-BOSS] Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja: 300,000/300,000 HP. Inflicts Poison. Evasion (125%). Transformation: [[b]II]. Into the Shadows: [III], Euphoria: [IIIII IIIII]. [Emerald and Co]. Hera Syndrome.
[/b][/b]
[N] Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup: 0/45,000 HP. Barrier: 0/30,000 HP.

[PG] [Timeline ???] Kha'Zix: 0/220,000 HP, Temporally Anomalous, 0 Evolution Counters, Inflicts Isolation on being unattacked for a turn. Temporal Execution: [II], Void Assault: [III], Guardian of Time: [IIIII IIIII]. [Verdana].
[PG] The Operative: 15/15 HP. 75% Counter Chance! [Verdana]. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[PG] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: [III], Execute: [IIIII I].
[not-PG] Minecraft Elites: 0/50,000 HP. 50,000/50,000 HP (x3). Snakeeyes: [III], The Return: [IIIIII].
[PG] Garbage Mountain: Infinite HP. 9/10 Turns Left. [Jon]
Garbage Zombie: 10,000/10,000 HP (x3).
Styrofoam Alligator: 20,000/20,000 HP. Fatal Chomp: [IIIII].
[PG] Bucket: 150,000/170,000 HP. Ignores Evasion. Bullet Shuffle: [[b]II][/b], Bullet Tornado: [[b]IIII][/b], Bullet Dance: [[b]IIIII I][/b], Heads or Tails: [[b]IIIII I][/b], Bullet Ballet: [[b]IIIII III][/b].
[PG] Unusually Strong Regular Pirate: 200,000/200,000 HP + Regeneration (30,000 HP). Pistol: 5/5 Ammo.
[PG] Trademark: ™/™ HP. The Number Between My Curses: [IIIII]. Corporateclustergorilla: [IIIII]. Order: [IIIII]. 5/5 Lawsuits!
[PG] Khonsu: Body: 180,000/300,000 HP. Core: 700,000/700,000 HP. Regeneration (25,000 HP). Temporally Anomalous! Inflicts Hera Syndrome, Deals Sanity and Integrity Damage! Locked in a duel with the APNN and Emerald!
Timelock: [II]. Magabeuna: [[b]III]. Arcana: [IIIII I].
[BOSS] The Leviathan: Body: 642,000/750,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP). Core: 1,750,000/1,500,000 HP, Regeneration (25,000 HP). 80,000 Wave Power + 10,000 per turn. Radiation ω: IIIII. Scythe of Prevention: No Wave Power! I
Arkslayer: [II], Newfounded Kyoto: [IIII], I Call Upon Thy Brother And Thy Sister: [IIIII], 34.5 [IIIII], And Thus These Waters Wish to Die: [IIIII I].[/b]

[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 8/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.



Originally posted on 2017-03-28 18:16:00

I shunt my granted +2 to the Fortress.
18/20 for more character upgrades.
5/20 for more character upgrades.
+3 to the Fortress store

Not having a lot of time to make my post due to having other obligations to fulfill at present, I simply have monkeyjoe throw a medkit at the minecraft elites.
Wait, that's not a medkit, it's a block of C4 with a red cross painted on it.
Oh well, looks like the distraction was enough to fool the minecraft elites.

Fortress charge storage: 12
Punishment 10/10 AG
Tanks A Lot 2/10 Neutral

10/10 for Punishment. I survey the battlefield, a it seems to be a dark and stormy fight going on, and everyone's future is looking quite cloudy. I meanwhile have my head in the clouds trying to figure out what the stratus on my next entity shall be. And then a bolt out of the blue. These horrific puns! They keep a cumulus-ating. If I don't there'll be some kind of pun-ishment. They might through me in the pungeon, or even worse, the punitentiary. Even worse because I punted off the first subject halfway through the chain!
All of these gosh-awful puns string together and form a massive summoning circle, a well rounded convention, even if some might call me square for such a cliche. And out from it comes...
The almighty JOKE ELEMENTAL

The Joke Elemental is an Anti-Godmodder entity with moderate stats, aside from gaining power for every post that has a pun or otherwise terrible joke in it. This isn't a permanent power increase, just from posts in the same round as the attack in question.



Originally posted on 2017-03-28 18:23:00

level: 14%?
14?/70 energy

stabby stabby 9/10 +1 herseyofnothing
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 12/25 +1 herseyofnothing
+3 wand of skys
7k wandofskys damage
(blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 4/6
obsidian && diamond leggings == obsidian leggings 2/6 level 5
why my guy die.
...
I point out that the spoils list says the tainted scepter thing is fine, and if it is, use it instead of acting.
tainted magikoops attack bucket.
I attack bucket, throwing several large rocks at him and then playing the drums on his bucket with energy blasts in a complex pattern. eventualy, I grow bored and levitate the bucket, then whack bucket with it repeatedly, before putting it on one of my feet and stomping on him hard, repeatedly.
I then threaten him with the prospect of having to fight a bucket-roo and remind him that regardless, it won't be long till he kicks the bucket. I finish with a final burst of light from above that looks suspiciously like a meteor.

Originally posted on 2017-03-28 20:02:00

I tell the APNN to continue slaughtering Khonsu, and give 40 Reality Archons the job of breaking us out of the time loop. I tell the other forty to help murder Khonsu
(Not sure yet)(previously SoWM): 10/20
Ninja Gear: 11/20
Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 6/8
+3 The Fortress

Originally posted on 2017-03-28 21:16:00

I throw JOEbob into a pit of infinite salt.

Bucket dumps a clip into the Coleg Creeper.

Garbage Mountain spawns five more Garbage Zombies.
The Garbage Zombies all use Bash on JOEbob.
The Styrofoam Alligator uses Chomp on the Coleg Creeper.

generic charge: 4/25 (+2 from Best Godmodder)

terribly generic charge: 4/25 (+2 from Best Godmodder)

+2 to Engie, +1 to the Fortress

Originally posted on 2017-03-29 00:06:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

HalfAstral!Razihel checks to see if he can be meguca now.

Razihel teleports Leviathan to a city populated entirely with super-buffed Zelda chickens. It lands on most of the city, then it does nothing. Until a tsunami of said chickens washes down on Leviathan, and gives it a good death by pecking.

"I tell people gorilla, and they don't listen. You just don't hit a chicken in Zelda. Even I know that. And I'm a goddamn donkey, for crying out loud." - Dunkey

Soul Sandwich:
A sandwich falls into Razihel's hand.
[A] Soul Sandwich: Stores the soul of a recently-deceased entity of choice. With a 25-post charge or more, the holder can assimilate one of its abilities. Very hard to steal.

The SONGination uses 3 and 5 to gain a bit of max HP.
The lone Skeleton Warrior wails on the Garbage Zombies.

Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (4/9)
Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (4/9)

Lime Sandwich II: 6/25 (2 out of 4) (+1 hersheyofnutshack
Soul Sandwich: 25/25 (Done!)

+3 Fortress.

Originally posted on 2017-03-29 03:28:00

19/20 for more character upgrades.
6/20 for more character upgrades.
+3 to the Fortress store

I pick up a large needle cannon and fire it into the styrofoam alligator and the garbage zombies. Spreading the damage so that it kills one of the garbage zombies before doing anything else.
Then I feed them all to Ravenous and cackle as I manage to effectively deal 50K damage in one attack by abusing an entity's passive.

Fortress charge storage: 12
Tanks A Lot: 10/10 Neutral
RIPerroni: 2/15 Neutral

10/10 expended for Tanks A Lot: And then a portal opens up on the battlefield. You hear the roar of gunfire and explosions. Through the portal you can see a historical battle. A particularly strong history buff would recognize it as the Battle of Hamel, fought July 4th, 1918, an allied victory, but at the point where you are, with stray bullets and artillery shells occasionally making their way through the portal, the battle is still in full swing, perhaps even at its breaking point.
There is a rumble, and you see several large armored figures come up over the crest of the hill... and then one of them barrels right through the portal, which closes behind it.
The Mk V British Landship continues charging forward as it exchanges the sound of one battlefield for the sound of another. Finally, it slows to a crawl, and then to a stop. A figure pokes his head up out of the top hatch. You hear a voice calling from below: "Oi Ernie, why've we stopped?"
"Uh... Come take a look, Ben."
The first figure climbs out of the way as a second figure pokes his head up, then yelps and ducks as a fireball almost takes his head off.
"Where are we Ernie? And more importantly, who do we shoot!?"
"I dunno lads. I say we just shoot at anyone and everyone until we figure out which side is ours."
"Sounds like a plan."

Hostile Mk V Landship added to the battlefield. This is another mostly regular entity. It has a bit less health than your average entity does, but it has a single armor point to make up for that.



Originally posted on 2017-03-29 15:46:00

level: 14%?
14?/70 energy

stabbylashy stabbylashy 10/10 11 (increased in size so as to not go off on the april fools dop.)
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 13/25
+1 WoS, +2 fortress store.
9k wandofskys damage
(blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 5/6
obsidian && diamond leggings = obsidian leggings 3/6 level 5
so, I was going to drop this decently long animation and a 10 charge on konosu or however his names spelled, but then I realised next dop was on april 1st.
so nah, not happenin'.
I decide to kill the Styrofoam alligator, then suddenly realize the following:
wand of skys damage boost= 9k
terralunas savior damage boost: 5k
9k+5k damage = 14k damage.
short attacks normally deal like, i dunno, 5,000 damage is my guess?
as such, I decide to not spend too much effort here- I'll need it for slashy slashy.
I gather a small orb of cotton-candy coloured light near the tip of the wand of skys, clone myself, and fire the light in a beam at the alligator. my clone blocks the beam with teralunas savior, redirecting the light to create a cage of sorts. my clone then twirls at the aligator and sends a compressed hellfire energy orb down, shredding apart a section of its mouth, and blinks out, handing teralunas savior to the original me and disintegrating. I then spin on my toe and blink behind the aligator, slashing it using the momentum of my spin, and stab it in the stomach, burning it up. extra damage, should there be any, is absorbed into a small box, then redirected into bucket.

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 15:20:00

I sharpen Frosty's knife.

+1 toast
+2 Piono

3/25 +1 from toast
2/25


Originally posted on 2017-03-30 20:30:00

22/25. Phobos.
4/25. (+1 from Battlefury) If it's transparent, it's also invisible.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+3 to Battlefury



Originally posted on 2017-03-31 01:56:00

Well, next update is an april fool's update day coincidence thing, so Verdana does nothing of value. He does at least take the time to banana peels down in front of all the AG entities, ensuring that at least one of them is going to slip and whiff their attack during the EoTB, but he's not actually sure which one will do so, which is not helpful.

What, did you expect him to do something genuinely meaningful on the one day of the year where nobody takes anything seriously?

The one from outside dimensions: 13/25 (+2 from Jon)
+1 to Fortress, +2 to Jon

Verdana proceeds to file a purchase request for 1000 Reality archons with the 100 accumulated store credit.

Originally posted on 2017-03-31 12:43:00

Hey there, everybody! You probably already know who I am, either by DLE or just seeing my posts in this thread. Okay, that was sort of a joke, everybody knows who I am. ;D
We have decided to complete the dop-swap we wanted to do for about a month now with Consumer and it's my turn to dop. Sorry if I'm a little rusty, DLE was on hiatus for a while, but I'll try my best. I mean, the Establishment does not need to try. We are the best. 

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1490721799))

I shunt my granted +2 to the Fortress. 18/20 for more character upgrades. 5/20 for more character upgrades. +3 to the Fortress store Not having a lot of time to make my post due to having other obligations to fulfill at present, I simply have monkeyjoe throw a medkit at the minecraft elites. Wait, that's not a medkit, it's a block of C4 with a red cross painted on it. Oh well, looks like the distraction was enough to fool the minecraft elites. Fortress charge storage: 12 Punishment 10/10 AG Tanks A Lot 2/10 Neutral 10/10 for Punishment. I survey the battlefield, a it seems to be a dark and stormy fight going on, and everyone's future is looking quite cloudy. I meanwhile have my head in the clouds trying to figure out what the stratus on my next entity shall be. And then a bolt out of the blue. These horrific puns! They keep a cumulus-ating. If I don't there'll be some kind of pun-ishment. They might through me in the pungeon, or even worse, the punitentiary. Even worse because I punted off the first subject halfway through the chain! All of these gosh-awful puns string together and form a massive summoning circle, a well rounded convention, even if some might call me square for such a cliche. And out from it comes... The almighty JOKE ELEMENTAL The Joke Elemental is an Anti-Godmodder entity with moderate stats, aside from gaining power for every post that has a pun or otherwise terrible joke in it. This isn't a permanent power increase, just from posts in the same round as the attack in question. Spoiler Alert stock: Charge connector: allows you to string together up to 5 of your own charges. Requires 5 store credit per charge in the string. Troop summonings: types and their number per store credit listed below: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_g-8pQW...dit?usp=sharing stored credit. Revan: 55 battlefury: 68 finalbattlestartsnow: 19 pricey: 66 topaz: 56 toast: 61 numbersoup: 60 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 99 Darkside: 25 ire: 15 Alicia: 75 sunnyau: 20 francisco: 4 Cyan: 35 bomber: 16 jondanger: 35 feathered dragon: 2 jetset: 10 quantum: 3 cobaltshade: 17 Tabbune: 7 Speed: 6 redstone: 22 cobalt: 20 pionoplayer: 15 JOEbob: 5 Emerald: 3 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You summon the Joke Elemental who gets stronger with every pun!
The poor Elites get confused for a second before one of them gets blown into the sky, 15,000 damage.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490727725))

level: 14%? 14?/70 energy stabby stabby 9/10 +1 herseyofnothing Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 12/25 +1 herseyofnothing +3 wand of skys 7k wandofskys damage (blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 4/6 obsidian && diamond leggings == obsidian leggings 2/6 level 5 why my guy die. ... I point out that the spoils list says the tainted scepter thing is fine, and if it is, use it instead of acting. tainted magikoops attack bucket. I attack bucket, throwing several large rocks at him and then playing the drums on his bucket with energy blasts in a complex pattern. eventualy, I grow bored and levitate the bucket, then whack bucket with it repeatedly, before putting it on one of my feet and stomping on him hard, repeatedly. I then threaten him with the prospect of having to fight a bucket-roo and remind him that regardless, it won't be long till he kicks the bucket. I finish with a final burst of light from above that looks suspiciously like a meteor.

You fail to use the Scepter.
Bucket takes 30,000 damage! Oh no, not the puns!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1490732169))

I tell the APNN to continue slaughtering Khonsu, and give 40 Reality Archons the job of breaking us out of the time loop. I tell the other forty to help murder Khonsu (Not sure yet)(previously SoWM): 10/20 Ninja Gear: 11/20 Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 6/8 +3 The Fortress

The APNN tosses the Archons forward into Khonsu dealing 20,000 damage, then uses its slick ninja moves to deal a whopping 100,000 damage! However, the other Archons fail to break you out of the time loop.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1490742416))

I throw JOEbob into a pit of infinite salt. Bucket dumps a clip into the Coleg Creeper. Garbage Mountain spawns five more Garbage Zombies. The Garbage Zombies all use Bash on JOEbob. The Styrofoam Alligator uses Chomp on the Coleg Creeper. generic charge: 4/25 (+2 from Best Godmodder) terribly generic charge: 4/25 (+2 from Best Godmodder) +2 to Engie, +1 to the Fortress

Joe almost drowns in the heap of salt, 3 damage.
Bucket deals 50,000 damage to the Coleg Creeper! 
The Garbage Mountain spawns Garbage Zombies which deal 4 damage to Joe.
Alligator chomps the Creeper, 5,000 damage.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1490754531))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. HalfAstral!Razihel checks to see if he can be meguca now. Razihel teleports Leviathan to a city populated entirely with super-buffed Zelda chickens. It lands on most of the city, then it does nothing. Until a tsunami of said chickens washes down on Leviathan, and gives it a good death by pecking. "I tell people gorilla, and they don't listen. You just don't hit a chicken in Zelda. Even I know that. And I'm a goddamn donkey, for crying out loud." - Dunkey Soul Sandwich: A sandwich falls into Razihel's hand. [A] Soul Sandwich: Stores the soul of a recently-deceased entity of choice. With a 25-post charge or more, the holder can assimilate one of its abilities. Very hard to steal. The SONGination uses 3 and 5 to gain a bit of max HP. The lone Skeleton Warrior wails on the Garbage Zombies. Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (4/9) Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (4/9) Lime Sandwich II: 6/25 (2 out of 4) (+1 hersheyofnutshack Soul Sandwich: 25/25 (Done!) +3 Fortress.

Leviathan takes 20,000 damage from the chickens! Ouch!
The SONGination gains a little max HP using 3 and 5.
Artifact summoned!
The Skeleton Warrior deals 5,000 damage to a zombie.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1490798782))

19/20 for more character upgrades. 6/20 for more character upgrades. +3 to the Fortress store I pick up a large needle cannon and fire it into the styrofoam alligator and the garbage zombies. Spreading the damage so that it kills one of the garbage zombies before doing anything else. Then I feed them all to Ravenous and cackle as I manage to effectively deal 50K damage in one attack by abusing an entity's passive. Fortress charge storage: 12 Tanks A Lot: 10/10 Neutral RIPerroni: 2/15 Neutral 10/10 expended for Tanks A Lot: And then a portal opens up on the battlefield. You hear the roar of gunfire and explosions. Through the portal you can see a historical battle. A particularly strong history buff would recognize it as the Battle of Hamel, fought July 4th, 1918, an allied victory, but at the point where you are, with stray bullets and artillery shells occasionally making their way through the portal, the battle is still in full swing, perhaps even at its breaking point. There is a rumble, and you see several large armored figures come up over the crest of the hill... and then one of them barrels right through the portal, which closes behind it. The Mk V British Landship continues charging forward as it exchanges the sound of one battlefield for the sound of another. Finally, it slows to a crawl, and then to a stop. A figure pokes his head up out of the top hatch. You hear a voice calling from below: "Oi Ernie, why've we stopped?" "Uh... Come take a look, Ben." The first figure climbs out of the way as a second figure pokes his head up, then yelps and ducks as a fireball almost takes his head off. "Where are we Ernie? And more importantly, who do we shoot!?" "I dunno lads. I say we just shoot at anyone and everyone until we figure  out which side is ours." "Sounds like a plan." Hostile Mk V Landship added to the battlefield. This is another mostly regular entity. It has a bit less health than your average entity does, but it has a single armor point to make up for that. Spoiler Alert stock: Charge connector: allows you to string together up to 5 of your own charges. Requires 5 store credit per charge in the string. Troop summonings: types and their number per store credit listed below: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_g-8pQW...dit?usp=sharing stored credit. Revan: 55 battlefury: 68 finalbattlestartsnow: 19 pricey: 66 topaz: 56 toast: 61 numbersoup: 60 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 99 Darkside: 25 ire: 15 Alicia: 75 sunnyau: 20 francisco: 4 Cyan: 38 bomber: 16 jondanger: 36 feathered dragon: 2 jetset: 10 quantum: 3 cobaltshade: 17 Tabbune: 7 Speed: 6 redstone: 22 cobalt: 20 pionoplayer: 18 JOEbob: 5 Emerald: 6 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Wow, uhm, that was some good passive abuse right there. Garbage Zombies and Alligator wiped out!
Mk V British Landship summoned.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490883657))

level: 14%? 14?/70 energy stabbylashy stabbylashy 10/10 11 (increased in size so as to not go off on the april fools dop.) Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 13/25 +1 WoS, +2 fortress store. 9k wandofskys damage (blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 5/6 obsidian && diamond leggings = obsidian leggings 3/6 level 5 so, I was going to drop this decently long animation and a 10 charge on konosu or however his names spelled, but then I realised next dop was on april 1st. so nah, not happenin'. I decide to kill the Styrofoam alligator, then suddenly realize the following: wand of skys damage boost= 9k terralunas savior damage boost: 5k 9k+5k damage = 14k damage. short attacks normally deal like, i dunno, 5,000 damage is my guess? as such, I decide to not spend too much effort here- I'll need it for slashy slashy. I gather a small orb of cotton-candy coloured light near the tip of the wand of skys, clone myself, and fire the light in a beam at the alligator. my clone blocks the beam with teralunas savior, redirecting the light to create a cage of sorts. my clone then twirls at the aligator and sends a compressed hellfire energy orb down, shredding apart a section of its mouth, and blinks out, handing teralunas savior to the original me and disintegrating. I then spin on my toe and blink behind the aligator, slashing it using the momentum of my spin, and stab it in the stomach, burning it up. extra damage, should there be any, is absorbed into a small box, then redirected into bucket.

The Alligator already got nuked, unfortunately.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1490902248))

I sharpen Frosty's knife. +1 toast +2 Piono 3/25 +1 from toast 2/25

Frosty gets a damage boost!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1490921777))

22/25. Phobos. 4/25. (+1 from Battlefury) If it's transparent, it's also invisible. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +3 to Battlefury Ye Olde Character Upgrade Shoppe Welcome to my character upgrades shop! It's a bit of a wierd concept because my stock is limited by how much damage I do. Because of that, the shop may sometimes be closed, so I can get some more Research. Anytime you give me a charge, you get store credit equal to that amount (not retroactive), then can use that credit to buy stuff. I also might give store credit for other miscellaneous stuff. Store Credit- Battlefury: 27 Cyan: 22 Engie: 3 Feathered: 5 Ire: 6 Jetset: 9 Jon: 4 Piono: 20 Pricey: 10 Revan: 3 Cobalt: 8 Bomber: 1 Redstone: 10 Speed: 3 Trickle: 11 JOEbob: 0 DarkSide: 2 Now for the interesting stuff! Stock- +1 maximum hp (if you have less than 25) = 50'000 Research = 6 store credit. +1 maximum hp (if you have 25 or more) = 75'000 Research = 9 store credit. Solid choice. Always nice to have more hp. You can't go past 27 maximum hp. +5% dodge = 25'000 Research = 3 Store Credit. Nice if you like not dying, but are also feeling lucky. Stacks additively with itself. +5% Crit = 35'000 Research = 4 Store Credit. Nice if you like not not killing your enemies, but are also feeling lucky. Stacks additively. +1 Armor = 100'000 Research = 12 Store Credit. yey armor. Stackable. Capped at 3 armor, generally. 1 HP Regen = 100'000 Research = 12 Store Credit. Not stackable. +Dog Armor = 50'000 Research = 6 Store Credit. Reduces incoming Mark of Dog stacks by 1. Prevents Psi and Envoy marks from incrementing on their own. bark More stock to be added as I get ideas. I also take more specific requests, if you want. Just ask for a quote.

Hm.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1490960609))

Well, next update is an april fool's update day coincidence thing, so Verdana does nothing of value. He does at least take the time to banana peels down in front of all the AG entities, ensuring that at least one of them is going to slip and whiff their attack during the EoTB, but he's not actually sure which one will do so, which is not helpful. What, did you expect him to do something genuinely meaningful on the one day of the year where nobody takes anything seriously? The one from outside dimensions: 13/25 (+2 from Jon) +1 to Fortress, +2 to Jon Verdana proceeds to file a purchase request for 1000 Reality archons with the 100 accumulated store credit.

The banana peel, unfortunately, drops straight on the Leviathan, disabling his attack!

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Entities with regeneration regenerate HP! The Hurricane strikes (most) entities for 10,000 damage!
Doggeration deals 10,000 to the Coleg Creeper and gives him the "Unaccountably Peckish" debuff. Coleg Creeper will now chomp one of its allies for five turns, dealing 10,000 damage! ConnectS connects a weapon and the Joke Elemental together, basically stabbing it, 20,000 damage. The Wolfpack chomps on Verdana, while the Landship bombards Bucket, 20,000 damage.

A lonely Skeleton Warrior deals 5,000 damage to a Garbage Zombie. Piono manipulates Ravenous' passive, allowing him to destroy both the Styrofoam Alligator and the Garbage Zombies. The Reality Archons fail to break out of Eme's time loop, the other half attacks Khonsu. APNN also gets in on the fun and deals 100,000 damage to Khonsu. 

Bucket throws a giant bucket at TrickleJest, who starts questioning his life before bucket explodes, dealing 8 damage. 
The 23rd Lament fuses with Khonsu, giving him three new moves and boosting his HP!
Trademark looks over to see if anyone can be sued and stops at Joe, rushes over to him and sues him! Joe's HP is decreased to 2.
Khonsu uses his new-found powers to deal 50,000 damage to the APNN!
Unfortunately, Engie's banana peel makes Leviathan trip... on the AG entities! Leviathan's turn is skipped, while all AGs take 40,000 damage. Then, out of nowhere, the AG entities all fall onto the Hostile entities, making them take 40,000 damage, too! The giant clustergorilla of AGs, Hostiles and the gigantic Leviathan all smash on the ground, the ground shakes as bits and cubes fly into the air, painted by the blood of the entities. The bits and cubes, however, gain sentience and remain in the sky. Wait... what the fuck!? The cubes all come together to spell out the words... r/place. THIS IS ENTIRELY THE WRONG TIME FOR THIS I AM VERY ANGRY AND TRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yes, r/place is actually in this game! If you don't know what r/place is, why are you even here? Your job is to ACTUALLY go to r/place and find a spot to spell out either the words AG or PG (Neutrals can go do whatever) and then show it to me/Consumer, NO BAMBOOZLING! The winners will literally gain the r/place, which is actually pretty strong. 

Heresy smashes the Unusually Strong Regular Pirate into a wall, but turns out the wall is made of cake, so they both chow down on it. However, turns out the USRP is actually allergic to cake and takes 60,000 damage.
Alicia notices that a weird Establishment man is doing the narration, so she stabs me and sends me back to Hell. Well, if you're going to be that rude, I might as well leave. I was going to offer you a spot in TrickleJest Inc., too. Oh well. However, upon hearing this, Alicia rushes to me and says "please let me join your company". And also "and please also go PG", which are totally real quotes by totally real people (No, but seriously, these are IC quotes by Consumer). Alicia is officially registered into TJI and by extension the Establishment. I then whisper something secret-ey into her ear. She gives a nod and winks back.

Oh, and happy belated April Fool's day, I guess.

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working on it
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β. PROJECT TERMINUS .β
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δ. ????? .δ
ε. ????? .ε
ζ. ????? .ζ
ω. THE PRE-TRIAL .ω
THE TRIALS
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fun with endbringers
The Memorial of the Suffering.
The Itinerary
[ALL]: Destroy Leviathan and Khonsu.

Hell ~Leviathan and Khonsu~
Lives: [III] [10/10 Players Alive, 7 Required Dead to Lose a Life]
FIELD EFFECT: Hell's Rain: Players take 3 damage per turn.
FIELD EFFECT: Hurricane [4/5 Turns Remaining]: Everything takes 10,000 damage, 75% chance to hit!
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 27/34 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Bloodlines (Applied Regeneration): None. Heartbeat: [IIII]
[AG] TrickleJest: 15/30 HP, 1 AC, Regeneration (3 HP), Evasive (50%). Rage Vial: 8/10. Power Box: 0/2. .
[AG] Toast/Noah: 24/30 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 126,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Instant Death To The Killer Upon Dying. Hex Circles (x40)
[AG] JOEbob: 2/20 HP, 10% Critical Chance. Can Convert Damage to Shielding At a 1:1 Basis. 1 AC. Artifact Retainer.
LVL: 11%, 9,000/15,000 Damage, 0/40 Energy (+5 per turn, Evasive (50%)
[II] [II] [II].
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 18/24 HP, 2 AC. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
['AG'] battlefury13: 8/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance.
Extracts Candles With Sufficiently Powerful Attacks! Psiform: Entropyform: [III], Chaos Control: [IIII].
[AG] Pionoplayer/monkeyjoe5: 18/20 HP, Regeneration (5 HP). 5 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Combo), 30% Integral Armour, 30% Sanity Armour!
[AG] Emerald_Mann: 15/20 HP. 92% Sanity. Hera Syndrome.

[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 4/20 HP, 1 AC, Counter Queen.
[N] DarkSide/Hollow Knight: 15/20 HP, Evasion (33%), 26,000 Soul - 0 per turn.

[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 20/27 HP. Evasive (50%), 40% Integrity, 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 10% Sanity Armour, 50% Retribution Damage. Finally on the suffering train.
25 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18).
Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [IIIII], Shatterpoint: [IIIII I]
[PG] Jondanger23: 25/25 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP). +3 AC: III.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 24/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, 100% Heat, Elementally Charged: IIII.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II] +3 AC: III.

[A] The Ribbon: Heavily Damaged. "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] Ultra Wurtz's History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and three random, high intensity, unremovable, DoT effects, and a random boss status effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).
[A] The Wand of the Skies: 1,000/10,000 Damage - 1,000 Per Turn. 0 Stacks. Skyland [III] [20 Stacks] [Joe]
[A] Staff of White Magic: 50/50 Charges! 5: Status Removal, 25: Revival! [Emerald]
[A] Magic Umbrella: Protects the wielder from field and status effects. [Jon]
[A] Soul Sandwich: Stores the soul of a recently-deceased entity of choice. With a 25-post charge or more, the holder can assimilate one of its abilities. Very hard to steal. [Cyan]

[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] Doggeration: 280,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Any Status Effect Ever. Sing With Me: [III]
[H] ConnectS: 206,000/266,000 HP. Strands: [IIIII].
[H] Frosty the Snowman: 290,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Frozen. Antartica: [III]. Freeze Canon: [IIIII]. Attack boost!
[H] Wolfpack: 10,000/10,000 HP (x3).
[H] Mk V Landship: 40,000/40,000 HP. 1 AC. 

[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 100,000/200,000 HP, 3 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus: 190,000/240,000 HP. Golems: 20,000/20,000 HP (x5) (+1 per turn). Double-Action. 3: [II], 5: [IIII], 7: [IIIII II]. [Cyan], Double Time: III. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[AG] Lack: 60,000/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Ravenous: 60,000/110,000 HP. 20,000 Attack, Automatically Kills Enemies With Under 20,000 HP. [Toast]
[AG] Prototape: 30/30 Frames (x3), First Draft, Second Draft.[Toast]
[AG] Super Galaxy Rumble: 170,000/220,000 HP. 0 Heat (-25 per turn). [Toast]
Firey Spirit of the Yordle Inferno! [0/2] [II]. Turbo-Shock Rockets! [1/4]. Audacious Bravery Shield! [0/2] [|] Super Galaxy Comeback Breaker: [IIIII IIII].
[AG] Reality Archons: 20/20 HP (x70). [A] Perfectly Generic Object. [Enerald]. [b]Hera Syndrome[/b].
[AG] Heretical Facsimile of Trickle's Wrath. [Trickle]
[AG] Tainted Magikoopas: 20,000/20,000 HP (x4). Tainted Geometry: [III]. [Joe]
[AG] The Skeletoneers' Association: 150,000/200,000 HP. Skeleton Warriors: 5,000/5,000 HP (x1). Right Parenthesis: [[b]III][/b], Plus Sign: [[b]IIIII][/b], Terrible Haiku: [[b]IIIII II][/b].
[AG] Army of Super Charged Creepers: 1/1 HP (x20,000). 1/2 Turns Until Exploding.
[AG] The Coleg Creeper: 113,000/250,000 HP. Mony: 0. tem needs money: [IIIII]. tem gains money: [IIIII]. tem cleanses money: [IIIII]. Unaccountably Peckish: IIIII.
[b][AG-BOSS] Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja: 210,000/300,000 HP. Inflicts Poison. Evasion (125%). Transformation: [[b]II]. Into the Shadows: [III], Euphoria: [IIIII IIIII]. [Emerald and Co]. Hera Syndrome. 
[/b][/b][AG] Joke Elemental: 10,000/60,000 HP. Grows stronger with puns. [Piono]

[N] r/place: 400,000/400,000 HP.  Evasion (20%). Rainbow Road: [IIIII]. FLAGS EVERYWHERE: [IIIII I]. The Void: [III]. LOCKED DOWN UNTIL CLAIMED!

[PG] The Operative: 15/15 HP. 75% Counter Chance! [Verdana]. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[not-PG] Minecraft Elites:. 35,000/35,000 HP. 50,000/50,000 HP (x2). Snakeeyes: [III], The Return: [IIIIII].
[PG] Garbage Mountain: Infinite HP. 8/10 Turns Left. [Jon]
Garbage Zombie: 0/10,000 HP (x8).
Styrofoam Alligator: 0/20,000 HP. Fatal Chomp: [IIIII].
[PG] Bucket: 90,000/170,000 HP. Ignores Evasion. Bullet Shuffle: [[b]II][/b], Bullet Tornado: [[b]IIII][/b], Bullet Dance: [[b]IIIII I][/b], Heads or Tails: [[b]IIIII I][/b], Bullet Ballet: [[b]IIIII III][/b].
[PG] Unusually Strong Regular Pirate: 140,000/200,000 HP + Regeneration (30,000 HP). Pistol: 5/5 Ammo.
[PG] Trademark: ™/™ HP. The Number Between My Curses: [IIIII]. Corporateclustergorilla: [IIIII]. Order: [IIIII]. 5/5 Lawsuits!
[PG] Khonsu: Body: 150,000/375,000 HP. Core: 700,000/700,000 HP. Regeneration (25,000 HP). Inventory: [b][III], Execute: [IIIII I], Enervate: [III]. Temporally Anomalous! Inflicts Hera Syndrome, Deals Sanity and (Boosted) Integrity Damage! Locked in a duel with the APNN and Emerald! 
Timelock: [II]. Magabeuna: [III]. Arcana: [IIIII I].
[BOSS] The Leviathan: Body: 602,000/750,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP). Core: 1,750,000/1,500,000 HP, Regeneration  (25,000 HP). 90,000 Wave Power + 10,000 per turn. Radiation ω: IIII. Scythe of Prevention: No Wave Power! I
Arkslayer: [II], Newfounded Kyoto: [IIII], I Call Upon Thy Brother And Thy Sister: [IIIII], 34.5 [IIIII], And Thus These Waters Wish to Die: [IIIII I].
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[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 8/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.



Originally posted on 2017-04-01 15:20:00

level: "14%" (given the 30,000 damage to bucket, 16%)
28?/"70" energy

slashy slashy 11/11 Activating,
I discover the attack boost of charges is lower then I thought, and decide to increase wand of skys' max damage buff, as that will serve me better in the long term. wand of skys' max damage increases to 13,000. if theres more i can do, increase stack generation rate.
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 14/25
new: finishup 1/4
+2 WoS, +1 fortress store.
12k wandofskys damage.
(blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 6/6 done
obsidian && diamond leggings = obsidian leggings 4/6 level 5
obsidian && diamond chesplate = obsidian chestplate 1/? lvl?
placeholder.
hah, I beat piono to it by sheer coincidence of reload time.
I proceed to decide on who to nuke with a discharge and... well... you'll see. I also augment this attack with as many prayers of the damned and as much energy as I can.
khonsu it is, not that I could change it at this point if I wanted to.

oh god, this monstrosity...
here is approximately what would go into any logs of its creation:

text section of the attack:
it looks like khonsu is the soul survivor of that massive laser.
he should have a heart, a lot of people try really hard and he kills them.
by the end of it, people wouldn't call him heartless if he pressed FIGHT.
looks like he ran out of time.
I'd say his death is clear beyond a shadow of a doubt (because at the end, with the laser, everything has a shadow, and then the shadows fade, including the soul's shadow)
its a bleeding shame too. (his health bar bleeds, the sword-wound bleeds, the bulletboard bleeds, etc.)
all these puns attract a bad-pun-loving group who feel obliged to help me in the fight to make puns. all the puns they, and I, make go into teralunes savior and temporarily transform it into punmoons ambassador, sword of puns. using punmoons ambassador, I gather energy then blink, moving faster then the speed of light, allowing me to access the mainframe that provides magic in harry potter, somehow. the mainframe had predicted i would do this 6 hours ago, so it made a copy of me to preform the actions i would do (its like time travel, but without any time travel.)
my version the mainframe made 6 hours ago proceeds to attack khonsu, raining blow after blow on him before redirecting a good deal of hells rain onto him, before creating an orb of huri-rain and throwing it at him, dealing heavy damage. I then summon all of the "totally" "plentiful" fans of my animations, and they charge khonsu, trying to make sure he takes enough damage to make my animation accurate. I then slam bolt after bolt of red or heavenly light on him, before finally casting a hologram so the damage he has just taken is invisible.
also wow, that was 34 seconds of animation.
excess damage goes to healing the ninja thing we have, the one with a ton of HP and 125% dodge chance, somehow.

Originally posted on 2017-04-01 16:45:00

If not already registered, Verdana summons 1000 reality archons to the field under the PG banner.

20/20 for more character upgrades.
7/20 for more character upgrades.
+3 to the Fortress store

20/20 expended: I give myself +1 max hit point.

I bring up the ultimate of courtroom weaponry.

KHONSU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HIT THE NINJA, The ninja's entire gimmick is having dodge so high that nothing can hit it, and Khonsu hasn't even BEGUN doing things to negate that absurd dodge chance, so being able to hit for a certain 50K damage against the Boss, which should be able to mop the floor with Khonsu anyways when relating their rough power scales, is against the mechanics of the game.

I take this objection, roll it up into a ball, and then throw it at Trademark at superspeed. Followed by another OBJECTION just because shouting OBJECTION is fun.

Fortress charge storage: 10
RIPerroni: 10/15 Neutral

No Fortress charges today.



Originally posted on 2017-04-01 16:46:00

I tell the APNN to continue slaughtering Khonsu, and tell all 80 of the Reality Archons to kill Khonsu. I also use the Staff of Absolute Healing, getting rid of 5 charges in order to heal myself. SoAH now at 45 charges. Regen happens, and it's at 46
(Not sure yet)(previously SoWM): 11/20
Ninja Gear: 12/20
Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 7/8
+3 The Fortress

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 14:09:00

User: Cain joins the server.
"Hello! I've heard about you alicia, my my this is quite a mess. As usual I'll have to clean up a godmodders mess so they have a chance. because, as we know, They always, eventually, fail." [PG]

Cain starts summoning a Gelatin monster, that can stretch really far and has the force of 0.3 hulks

1/??? Gelatin monster

compass && bow and arrow = homing arrows impending death 1/???

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 14:45:00

not quite- in this case, alice111 winning is possible, for once- if she kills 7+ AG's three times(at the same time) then she is officially the winner. in most cases this doesn't happen though.
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 15:08:00

Hey, I made an ARG for you,9Consumer. Hopefully the time and effort I spent on doing this (which was a lot) will be converted into at least somecdamage.
If aRclue doesn't make sense and is just jumbled letters, that probably means it's an imgur picture.
I will kindly ask any other playersENOTyto spoil the ARG for Consumer if he hasn't finished it yet. Thank you.
The first clue is hidden somewhere in this post. Good luck.





Originally posted on 2017-04-02 15:19:00

I see Cain join the server and laugh "he gonna die" I then return to what I was doing, and tell my entities to continue murdering Khonsu, attacking him myself with a Katana
Keyblades Sharpened Keys: 12/20
Ninja Gear: 13/20
Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 8/8
I take my finished Alchemy out of the Alchemiter, look at the stats, and put it on

+3 The Fortress


Originally posted on 2017-04-02 15:24:00

Cain says "Sorry, if i offended you alice. I just... I'm not used to godmodders as powerful and strong as you. I hope you can forgive me"

I take a rock off the ground and throw it at the pun monster.

"Tis a shame i can't make puns or the pun monster would get stronger."


2/??? gelatin monster
compass + bow and arrow = homing arrows (impending death) 2/???


Originally posted on 2017-04-02 15:33:00