what the actual gorilla OOC consumer it's been a fortnight

Oh well. As compensation, first, entity damage is reduced to 2/3s of what it should be, and second, I will give really in depth responses to everyone! Yay!

and then the dop got nuked and then I didn't work on it

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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1486675065))

100/100 for █████████████████ I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector. 10/20 for I don't even know anymore 10/20 for still no idea +1 to jondanger, cyan and revan I awoke... sort of. My consciousness was limited at that time, but the first thing I was aware of was EVERYTHING. Everything in a limited area that is. I had sort of... spread out into the far corners of the lab, and I could feel the source of the pain. You see, the lab was located in the Void, the caustic energies of which would constantly burn into the sides of my awareness as my semi-omnipresent "ability" tried to spread me out. I promptly went insane again as my previously mortal consciousness attempted to comprehend all of the atoms in the lab at the same time.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

You know what? Every time you dump my backstory, I'll dump mine. Alicia Cambridge was born to an uncaring Casey and Jack Cambridge on February the 3rd, [redacted], in a symbolic and honestly terrifying hospital, in a shard of hell.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486683743))

level: 8% energy: 16? Vengful god 19/20 +5 hesyofo cracked world 6/6 using +1 cyanogynist next: my second force 2/20 +1 from hesyofo. +3 tricklejest Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 6/11 perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 5/8 lvl7 I buy the increased crit chance from toast. I sigh, then make all people in the fortress who the below will effect  recieve the mental message "I hope this makes up for that... mistake, of mine..." followed by the message "oh" "the PG's will be exempt from this boost, for their leader has harmed me, and weakened me as well." "that rules out..." "everyone with more them 1% heat." "I guess theres nothing for me to do then" "O h W e l l . . ." I then use  these pictures that didn't do anything last round, and cracked world I get a heat-gain reduction, becoming harder to be instakilled (as a result) and a temporary (one action) damage boost. i also extend some of the heat-reduction effect as thanks I blink into the fortress, land on the ground, and do one extremely loud and too high-pitched to hear screech, right at the door, (where I landed). I then run forward, straight toward the spire (which I located with echolocation), before turning myself intangible and floating through the fortress for a while. after a while I turn back to normal and land in a large atrium. my body ripples with energy, sending slowly fading images of myself in random directions, which then all zip inward. I jump upwards, looking through the windows of the atrium (which is not deserted, but nobody notices me because of the prior thing with the 1st image which makes it harder to notice me.) after locating the spire, I land on the ground and split in three. the first fades from view and slowly walks through the halls towards the spire. the second crouches, jumps into the air, crashes through the windows, and lands on the roof of the fortress, and the third starts running around away from the fortress, killing random archons, in order to throw them off track. the first continues to walk, leaving no traces except minor changes in the layout of dust, before realising it would be much better to float above the ground, and floats around for a while, continuing to move towards the spire. the 2nd clone, several sectors away, twit- theres a muffled explosion, centred on the 2nd clone. when an archeon investigates, theres a stream of smoke in the corner of its vision, and my clone moves backwards out of the cloud, dragging a fair bit of smoke with it. [I repeat, this is a clone of me, and it is several sectors away. this should not affect my heat. if my clone notices my heat rising by even 3 percent, total, It will vanish. it can sense heat and is always attentive because I can control these quality’s in clones. this is intended to harm an archon and lower my heat by drawing attention to the clone] the clone lands on a small hill-thing in the fortress’s roof and looks at the archon, before deciding to swap the archons places with 2 of the psychic lords near kha'zix. [meaning: this attack section will target 2 of the psychic lords in kha'zixes area. the lords are teleported away first, so it won't raise his heat.] the clone then yells "Sigil prodi!" and grabs a cane out of the air, smacking it into the ground and enveloping the trio in an indestructible orb of starry light. after that, the clone... shifts? in tone, darkening from the normal cyan to a dark-blue colour. the psychic lords shrug and attack it, but wait! psychic doesnt affect dark. my clone smiles evily and grabs a scythe out of thin air, ripping their stomachs out with a slash, and lands behind them as they stagger back, drawing in darkness, and turns again. he blinks over to one of the lords, and slashes at it with a wave of shadowy energy, smashing it back into the wall. the other leaps at him, but stops in midair, held by an unknown force. my clone turns and thrusts his hand backwards towards the first lord, smashing them both into one another. as they stagger to their feet, my clone looks at them disapprovingly. Still Alive? Let Me F I X T H A T. theres a flash, and by the time anyone can see again, one of the lords has been torn apart, and the others cowering in the corner. my clone is starting to have trouble keeping the orb of starry light up, but it should last another minute. 59 seconds left: my clone leaps at the remaining lord, and the lord prepares an orb of energy. 58 seconds left: my clone jumps over the orb of energy, using a black glyph as a platform. the lord looks in surprise. 57 seconds: he lands infront of the lord, sweeping his feet across the floor to knock it off its feet and gathering crackling black energy in one hand. 56: the lord lands on the ground, moving backwards slightly, and my clone sweeps its hand upwards, sending a wave of energy forward 55:the energy impacts, arcing across the lords body and slamming him into the bubbles edge. 54: twin blades appear in my clones hands, one dark and jagged, the other elegant and bright. 53:the lord shivers in the corner, still stunned from the energy wave, as I blink right over, raising the dark blade high. 50: the lord starts to be able to move right as I stab the blade down. 45: a cloud of dust obscures all vision, moving around. 40:the cloud fades and I fire a wide beam of energy at the lord, smashing them into another wall. 39: the elegant blade has shattered, and the other one supercharged with black energy, 36: I stab the lord, killing it, and vanish. as i do so, the orb vanishes, and another psychic lord is teleported over, being immediately slashed in half with a scythe and ripped into a hundred pieces, which each land on the ground before being bombarded with explosive orbs the size of a grain of sand, which are also very quite. the next moment, a 3M wide beam shoots out from an orb of dark and vaporises the remains. my first clone keeps sneaking around towards the spire and hopefully reaches it. I maintain a general invisibilty effect throughout, so nobody, especially not the archons, sees me.

Five lords horribly die, and you extremely quickly get to the Spire! I'm quite offended. Bullying my PGs? Seriously, mean.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1486695980))

9/25. Come Home. (+1 from Cyan) 1/25. 19X0's Rewind +1 to Piono, Battlefury and Cyan '80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 8/8) Done... last turn. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Noah figuratively grabs JOE by the wrist, and imparts his knowledge of hitting things very very hard. JOE gains a 5% chance to critically strike, and loses his accumulated store credit. Noah loses 35'000 Research following this transaction. Ravenous is no-one's 'work' but my own. He then decides that being a tanky sandman is cool, so he expends 375'000 (!) points of research into gaining 5 maximum HP. whewlad Stealing another artist's work is simply unoriginal, and makes for an overall boring experience. Now that absurd character upgrades have been completed, Noah tosses a single grain of sand at the spire. It sails far over the heads(?) of the defenses, effectively unnoticed. After all, what danger could a single grain of sand be, compared to everything else they had seen? If they destroyed every grain of sand that passed through the Fortress, they would be spread far too thin. Noah could live with such a deed, but I would feel dirty; tainted. Regardless, it lands near Trickle and Jon. He uses Shifting Sands on the grain. Now there is a rather confused-looking grain of sand lying among a couple of Psychic Lords, and a particularly relaxed-looking Noah beside the Spire. Even so... it wouldn't be incorrect to say that Ravenous belonged to someone, though not in the state you see it now.

JOE gains 5% Critical Chance! You gain 5 maximum HP! You reach the Spire!

I disagree with your statement about theft. As a godmodder, everything belongs to me, unless something stronger than me takes it, and then I simply stab them in the face, and take everything that belongs to them. After I took AscensionCraft, I thought I'd take a shard of the Conflict, and bend it to my will, just to make myself look particularly powerful. Broken Alicia hasn't done it yet, has she? Anyhow, everyone's art is mine, because I say so, and I'll make it better than they ever could.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1487029150))

I stuff TrickleJest into a very tiny box, and throw that box into a wormhole that leads to the ceiling of the room we're currently in. we're running out of ideas: 23/25 (+2 from Engie, +1 from Piono, +1 from Revan) +1 to Engie, +1 to Piono, +1 to Revan

The box breaks. Not yet.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1487039868))

100/100 for █████████████████ I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector. 12/20 for I don't even know anymore 12/20 for still no idea +1 to toast, jondanger and bfury Oh look, you've made it to my door already. Lovely. Why don't you make yourselves comfortable while I bring more archons up out of the catacombs and alert them to your presence. In the meantime Alicia, I think you've run out of time. You haven't got nearly enough Descendants to my tower to make a difference. I think I can safely say: Check. Mate. : D

You know what. Screw it, and screw you. Descendants, want a free ride to the spire? I'll teleport anyone who wants to be there to the spire.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1487222339))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. Razihel drinks a Potion of Invisibility 2, then tiptoes into the Fortress. The SONGination uses 3. A rising piano melody starts playing in the background. Two to the one to the one to the three. 2-1-1-3. 2 + 1 + 1 + 3 = 7. I like good gorilla and I like good tree. In PanaceaQuest, Panacea mentioned trees that give birth to kittens. Let's skip ahead. Three to the one from the one to the three. 3-1-1-3. The absolute values of 3+1 and -1-3 are 4. 4-1-3. 413. You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood is Homestuck confirmed. A spirograph appears behind the SONGination. The synthwave-rap combination stops, and emerges as a Speed Upgrade. The SONGination gains Double Time for a few turns. Spirit Flame && Anti-Godmodding Runes = Spirit of an Anti-Godmodder (Level 8) (6/9) Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (8/?) Brain Power: 13/25 (+2 Piono and Toast) Soul Sandwich: 7/25 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to Joe.

Starting with you! Razihel gets an instant teleport to the Spire! The SONGination gains Double Time for three turns! See, this is what you can do with Heresy's buff! You've unfortunately given me ideas, as a note.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1487312001))

Ace blinks and takes a second to process the news. "Oh God no." She decides to immediately focus on patching up Maria's Shroud to ignore the loss of her first entity. She sends strands of godmodding energy through the torn Shroud and slowly binds them together with a simple motion of her hands moving in opposite directions as if tightening them herself. The Shroud quickly is sealed up by the assistance and the Godmodding holds it together nice and tight. Each of the strands then dissolve into the Shroud as if being assimilated by it. The resulting blend causes the Shroud to quickly become good as new if not completely the same as before. "Thank you Maria." She says with her tone lost in herself, she sounds miserable. 12/?? (+1 by Piono) 9/?? (+1 Jon) +1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jon

You heal Maria's Shroud to max! Oh, boo hoo, Ace, or according to the horrible GM's document, Alanye? Pretend I never said that. OOC and IC distinctions are weird, I probably shouldn't have mentioned that! Anyway, Ace, welcome to losing entities fun land, otherwise known as my life! Hey! What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? I think it's a monster.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1487330310))

SoWM: 4/20 (IIRC) SoBM: 4/20 I play chess against myself and manage to lose

well done

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1487439757))

i teleport into the fortress and sneak around Meanwhile, far away from the fortress, a projecter starts playing Bill Wurtz's History of Status Effects. The archons are distracted by the glory of Bill Wurtz. 20/20 20/20 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

instant reach

also go use your charges doggo

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1487597099))

level: 8% energy: 16? nullified... Vengful god 20/20 Using! my second force 6/20 +1 toast (thanks ) +2 tricklejest (also thanks) new charge: flames 1/25 +3 toast Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 7/11 perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 6/8 lvl7 vengeful god provides me with a special that is like [||] [||] [||], so it can keep growing for up to 6 rounds, can only be used in multiples of 2, and when you use it it boosts an actions damage. name: prayers of damned. normal action: I make a small, shallow, and almost impossible to perceive in any way mark on the ground, and then split in 2, one melding into the mark i made and the other warps towards the psychic lords in sector how are you attracting so much heat, and flashes suddenly. a bubble of photonegative space forms and grows, surrounding me and the lords, and shrinks down to 3 milimeters, shrinking me and the lords with it.  we can no longer be detected, nor interfered with. there are 2 lords in the bubble. they eye me uncomfortably as an icy 'brass knuckle' of sorts with several spikes forms on each knuckle and a stone rod of ~1/2 a meter in length forms in the air, which i catch with my right hand. the lords try to leave, running towards the edge of the bubble, but theres a crackle of electricity and i'm between them and the end. I punch one and it soars into the center,while the other has to dodge back as firey glyphs appear at its feet. "Your stuck here with me =)" they try to leave again, but get smashed by a stone fist and fly into a blade that manifested in the middle of their flight. Stay one of them lunges at me with an orb of energy while the other trys to call for backup, to no avail. as the orb nears me i vanish, leaving only a crackle and faint smell of ozone, and appear behind him. I punch him upwards and before he can even start to fly upwards smash him with the rod and cause it to crash into the other lord, and they both sprawl on the ground. I wave my hand and an array of ice shards and stone arrows forms behind me. these things proceed to fly forwards and impale the lords, before shattering and leaving shards within. using these shards, I levitate the lords and smash them into various hazers like fire walls and lacks of air and such. I make one more shard of earth, this one the size of a Clementine seed, and twirl my finger, twisting the shard with it. the shard spins and spins, twirling up a small whirlwind, and start manipulating the air to provide less friction. as it speeds up, the shard moves backwards ever so slightly and my eyes start to gain a dull brown glow, followed by the rest of my body. I move my hand as if to swat a fly and the shard flys forwards, creating a sonic boom and fusing with the air it hits, going from a small shard of earth to a ball of super-heated plasma,and smashes into the lords, obliterating them entirely. it only stops when it hits the end of the orb, upon which it bounces right back and smashing into the lords remaining ash. it then twists slightly as i blink my eye and flys right up my nose, which ought to be painful but instead leads to me absorbing all its mass energy. which allows me to then vaporise the remains again, with a dark explosion that absorbs all the matter in its radius in order to destroy all minds and intelegences except those specified to not be destoyed, like myself, within a 10-meter radius. this results in the complete and total destruction of the lords minds, if they still existed.   [not done?]

I'm not even sure what you're doing, but the Psychic Lords are very dead.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1487629369))

15/25. Come Home. (+3 from JOE, +1 from Cyan, Piono and Battlefury) 2/25. 19X0's Rewind +1 to Piono, Battlefury and JOE Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Ravenous dissapates into smoke and sand. It navigates to Noah through the haze of battle, then joins him by the spire. Since it may be relevant, Noah uses the Delta spear on himself, Trickle, Engie, Jon and Ravenous. It really should have charged by now. Rengar uses Savagery on Ascension, and I wonder how many stacks it actually has. Lack attacks one of the Minecraft Elites.

Ravenous joins you. You use the Delta Spear, which is likely not charged due to Null turn hell, on yourself, Trickle, Verdana, Jon and Ravenous. Rengar will use Savagery, which had a singular stack, and then ticked away as I mistakenly assumed it ticked down. Have 3 stacks of Savagery for that. Sorry about any trouble! I totally have no ulterior motive as this game's godmodder!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1487981636))

+3 to Toast The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet attacks a Minecraft Elite. Maddison uses the Poison Ketchup Rifle to spray Ketchup into the Minecraft Elite's mouth.

Your entities will do as you say! A Minecraft Elite takes 15,000 damage!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1488252610))

Verdana, upon seeing the massive pile of Archon bodies, suddenly has a very happy look on his face. It seems he has a plan for them now, as he just heads on over to the pile, concentrating some type of magical aura around himself... It then becomes very obvious what he's wanting to do as the magical aura around him proceeds to yank in virtually every body he walks into. Naturally, it might bother a few people that he's doing that, given the idea here is to not draw a crapload of attention to oneself, but... eh. Just let him do that. Maybe he'll get stronger from it in some way. Because absorbing things tends to equal big gains. Meanwhile, Kha'Zix. Given that there isn't really anything to attack at the Spire right now, he can't really go and do anything of his own. So, he just remains there and waits. And waits. And waits. And presumably recovers a fair amount of health during his waiting, since that's kind of a League thing in the first place anyway. Or, if it turns out there actually is an enemy... er... His W heals him according to game mechanics, right? Easy thing to do there, just have him void spike the enemy target and heal off of that. Raiding Party: 17/25 (+4 from Alicia, +1 from Jon) The one from outside dimensions: 2/25 +2 to Jon

You absorb it, and gain generic ultra high damage powers as well as a status effect allowing for more shenanigans! Kha'Zix will do as you say and actually do it now for sanity purposes! He heals 25,000 HP.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1488274689))

I block the attack from Jon, making sure to go out of the box by thinking outside the box. I then cram Jon into the outside of the box.  The box gets frustrated and stops existing, thus meaning that there is no box and there was no box. Ever. So if there is no box, there is no outside of the box. Guess who's outside the box. Jon. And if there is no outside, then Jon is nowhere. Meaning Jon doesn't exist. CHARGES ---------- ???: 10/20 !!!: 10/20 ---------- +2 to Joe, +1 to Toast.

HE WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU SILLY MAN

Jon would take damage, but armour tanks it. Thank god.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1488310345))

i sneak closer 20/20 20/20 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

You slam into the spire.

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 19:34:00

Regeners regen.

The Spire is idle. Wait for next turn, and then we can kill SONG, yay! I'll repeat again, any Descendants that want to go to the Fortress can get automatically teleported there by yours truly, just ask.

The Doggeration deals 40,000 damage to next and inflicts a stack of... oh my god Maria and whatever screwed up coalition you own, Ms. Cambridge the Alternate, what drunken madness possessed you to do this, and inspire this abomination to inflict such a pain. I mean, I know under the previous GM's law, we stole a lot of things from 0. I was going to finish stealing things from 0 by stealling DTG0's sheer difficulty back to here, but no. The terrible GM steals Uzi, and you have to steal the Technical Mark of Dog but even better and actually traumatic ripoff. Why.

Yukari Yakumo and Gomez kill a Minecraft Elite! Rengar and the SONGination deal 14 damage to Ascension! Lack deals 30,000 damage to a Minecraft Elite. Next takes 30,000 damage! Infinite Ketchup kills a Minecraft Elite!

Maria cackles like a madwoman, before stabbing Next. I'm not going to even describe it. It's a half-attempt at an horrific abomination that I will spoil all surprises for, and say is foreshadowing for a horrific event later on. Something to do with the crossed out Trials, I bet. Thank god she can't do anything properly with that. She also switches up her 5 turn charge to 'Vengeance', and sets it to activate the moment it hits 5.

The Lament uses Inventory to pocket the Instrument. I hammerspace it. The Minecraft Elites use Snakeeyes, and pray to many, heretical incarnations of their lord and savior. He is, and he is lord. An orchid light glows, before Emerald and Madison take 10 damage and 25% integrity damage! Trademark sits around on its charges, and points out that Yukari was in TvT. Suddenly, she takes 75,000 minicritical damage from the revelation. Ascension takes a word out of Psi's book, and deprives the Descendants of all glory of his death. He stabs himself with a Canoe, and +2s the Return. This is bad for everyone. Unfortunately for me, that's one turn without him. I guess Trademark will have to pick up the slack.

The Uzi ripoff +2s all AGs, before realising that they're getting mauled. She raises her hand, and summons a Colegmerate ripoff. Such originality. Wow. I wonder what horrible things Uzi did to her to make her hate her so much.

I +4 all PGs, before crushing the Virus. This nukes Ace's barrier, deals (75% - 15%) integrity damage (I know you hate it), and puts her on the suffering train! Yay, Ace! Now you're about to find out what it really means to be a godmodder! I'll prepare my plans! Prepare for something to kill you any second now! Welcome to hell.

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I think we have more godmodders at this point than the main timeline's 0.
The Memorial of the Suffering.
The Itinerary
[SONG] die in a hole
[ALL]: Help SONG die in the hole. Also, attempt to kill Maria.
[AGs]: Kill the PG elites.
[PGs]: Ruin the AG entity advantage.

The Battlefield ~Pre Impetus~
Anyone Can Die.
Lives: [III] [11/11 Players Alive, 7 Required Dead to Lose a Life]

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 14/27 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Bloodlines (Applied Regeneration): None. Heartbeat: [IIII]

[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 10/20 HP, 75% Integrity.
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 23/23 HP, 80% Sanity.
[N] Emerald_Mann: 10/20 HP, 75 Integrity.

[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 27/27 HP. Evasive (50%), 40% Integrity, 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 10% Sanity Armour, 50% Retribution Damage. Finally on the suffering train.
25 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18).
Barrier: 0/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [IIIII], Shatterpoint: [IIIII I]

[A] The Ribbon: Heavily Damaged. "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: Heavily Damaged. "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Doll: Heavily Damaged. "Does whatever I want it to." ~ Haruhi Suzimiya, DTG0. Interfacing: [III]. (Alicia).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).

[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] Doggeration: 300,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Any Status Effect Ever. Sing With Me: [III]
[H] ConnectS: 266,000/266,000 HP. Strands: [IIIII].

[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 30,000/200,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Hyper Vulnerable to Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: [III] [Pantheon]
[AG] Gomez: 1/20 HP, Protecting JOE and Trickle, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: [II]. 1-Distorted. [Pantheon].
[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 150,000/200,000 HP, 3 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus: 200,000/200,000 HP. Golems: 20,000/20,000 HP (x4) (+1 per turn). 3: [III], 5: [IIIII], 7: [IIIII II]. [Cyan], Double Time: III.
[AG] Lack: 100,000/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]. [Toast].
[AG] The Coleg Creeper: 250,000/250,000 HP. Mony: 0. tem needs money: [IIIII]. tem gains money: [IIIII]. tem cleanses money: [IIIII].
[AG] Next: 0/100,000 HP. Targeting: Lack + Rengar. Queue: [IIIII], cansur: III, Aleph-Gimel-Pe: IIIII. [Toast].

[N] Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup: 45,000/45,000 HP. Barrier: 30,000/30,000 HP.

[PG] [Broken] Maria: 50/50 HP. 100% Shroud, 100% Retribution Damage. Acts As An Avatar To Way Too Many Godmodders. Adminstration: [[b]II], Void Assault the Ripoff: [III], Vengeance: [IIIII], I Am Nothing: [IIIII IIIII][/b]

[PG] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: [III], Execute: [IIIII I].
[PG] Minecraft Elites: 20,000/50,000 HP. 50,000/50,000 HP (x4). Snakeeyes: [III], The Return: [IIIIII].
[PG] Trademark: ™/™ HP. The Number Between My Curses: [IIIII]. Corporateclustergorilla: [IIIII]. Order: [IIIII].
[PG-PL] Ascension: 0/125 HP (x2), Double-Action, Memoir: Vein Matters + The Psy-Godmodder's Canoe. Ascendant Glory: [III], Phoning In: [IIIII], The Morning Star: [IIIII II], Savagery: IIII. [Alicia]

[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 10/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.

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The Fortress
Everywhere:
[N] Crowd of Archons (x901,000). 30% Heat. Will throw you out immediately if you trigger their ire. Fire power: More than you want to deal with. I’ve added a few new types since you last checked.

Sector Verdana:
[PG] [Broken] Untitled by Animal Collective: 100% Anti-Rhythm, Regeneration (10% Anti-Rhythm), Protecting the Scourge! AHHHHHH: [III], Being Piono Is Suffering: [IIIII], Aries Armour: II

Sector How Are You Attracting So Much Heat:
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, 75% Heat, Elementally Charged: IIIII.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II] +3 AC: III.

[PG] A Horde of Archon Corpses. Partly Absorbed. Recollection: [III].

[N] Psychic Lords: 0/10,000 HP (x7). Stunned: II.

The Spire:
[AG] TrickleJest: 27/30 HP, 1 AC, Regeneration (3 HP), Evasive (50%), SHIELDED +3 AC: III.
[AG] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 536,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour. +3 AC: III.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Instant Death To The Killer Upon Dying. Hex Circles (x40)
[AG] JOEbob: 20/20 HP, 1/3 Kills, 5% Critical Chance, 1 AC, LVL: 8%, 5,000/15,000 Damage, 0/25 Energy (+5 per turn, Evasive (50%) [II] [II] [II].
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 6/24 HP, 2 AC. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
['AG'] battlefury13: 19/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance, Psiform: Fillerform: [III], Chaos Control: [IIIIII].

[PG] Jondanger23: 25/25 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP). +3 AC: III.

[AG] Ravenous: 110,000/110,000 HP. 20,000 Attack, Automatically Kills Enemies With Under 20,000 HP. +3 AC: III.

[PG] Kha'Zix: 129,000/220,000 HP, 0 Evolution Counters, Inflicts Isolation on being unattacked for a turn, Void Assault: [III]. [Verdana].



Originally posted on 2017-02-28 19:34:00

I stand awkwardly next to the spire. The sheer awkwardness causes the crowd of archons to get so bored they decide to murder each other for the next five seconds

20/20
20/20

I somehow cram both charges into the Ultra Wurtz, mostly because i'm drained for quick ideas

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 22:25:00

I apologize to Jon for trying to kill him and wait.
While deflecting all attacks.
ALL OF THEM.
Also, I switch my charges to 25ers via the power of arcane magicks.

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CHARGES
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???: 11/25
!!!: 11/25
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ALCHEMY
Stick && Another Stick = Holy Stick of The God of Stickness (Level ?)
Knife && Ouch, Very Hot = 1000 Degree Knife, This Time It's Actually 1000 Degrees Celsius Making It Much, Much Hotter (Level ?)

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+2 to Joe, +1 to Toast.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 08:45:00

level: 8?% I dealt 70,000 last round i think? which would make me have level 11? assuming i could still level at the time.
energy: ??EDIT:wait, I have to kill 2 more things?
my second force 11/20 +2 hesyofo +1 cyanogynist +1 toast
wand of skys [renamed] 2/25
+1 toast +2 tricklejest
EDIT2: I buy increased crit chance again.
Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 8/11
perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 7/8 lvl7
I greet tricklejest, then preform the clone effect for acting that i did in my 2nd post last round to grab a (misc) present, then send a clone of mine to attack the weakened minecraft elite. the clone jumps over to it and kicks it straight in the head, knocking it back and making it stumble backwards. as it starts to fall, I blink behind it and land a spinning punch, knocking it the other way. another Blink and I uppercut it, launching it upwards. after several seconds of flight, It starts to fall downwards. since most of its momentum was upwards, I am able to arrive at its landing location well in advance of its own arrival. I prepare, taking out a large, heavy, crystal-covered gauntlet, putting it on my right arm, sipping some nondescript beverage, gathering energy in the gauntlet, and inviting 30 people over to watch the fireworks. this all happens before he reaches the ground for 2 reasons: the rule of funny, and because I Punched him/it REALLY FREAKING HARD. anyway, when I punch it, It flys right into the fireworks the 30 people I invited set up for celebration, setting them all off at once and smashing it backwards. however,the force of my punch was So big the explosion only reduced its momentum 1/413 of the way to stopping, assuming we take the floor as a reference point. the fireworks and elite, flying off into random directions, then fly through a variety for spacial rifts, resulting in the minecraft elite being hit by each and every one of the fireworks while still being a fantastic fireworks display. the people who came and set it all up thank me for saving their display, somehow not realising I'm the one who smashed it in the first place. as thanks they each take one of the following weapons out of their butt and attack the minecraft elites smoldering body with it.
the options are as follows: magicwand, sword, pickaxe, axe, dagger, slingshot, bow, spear, kopesh, katana, black hole generator, extremely short range nuclear sticky bomb, arrow, fist, turd, mouse, real mouse, cheese lump, poison cookie, or tablet of arcane might.
as well, my main self starts to create a general field of protection from perception by hostile beings and/or archons. I then create a relatively realistic image of an empty hallway, and compel all archons not to think too much about it.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 14:54:00

SoWM: 5/20
SoBM: 5/20
+2 to myself. But that doesn't work. +2 to nobody
I throw my 50 points in Evasion

Originally posted on 2017-03-02 21:50:00

update complete!

Originally posted on 2017-03-02 22:03:00

I play some elevator music while waiting.

we're running out of ideas: 25/25 (+1 from Engie) COMPLETE!

we're running out of ideas 2: electric boogaloo: 6/25 (+4 from Alicia, +1 from Engie)

i expend the charge thing



+2 to Engie, +1 to Revan

Originally posted on 2017-03-02 23:51:00

100/100 for █████████████████
I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector.
16/20 for I don't even know anymore
15/20 for still no idea
+1 to revan, bfury and cyan

Hm. too many of you are getting to the Spire. I'd better brush you off.

Ahem. I tell all the archons to stop fooling around and go on higher alert. This ought to properly jack up that heat rating.



Originally posted on 2017-03-03 01:35:00

21/25. Come Home. (+3 from Redstone, +1 from JOE, Battlefury, Trickle)
3/25. 19X0's Rewind

+1 to Piono, Battlefury and JOE

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

JOE gains another 5% crit. Noah loses another 35'000 Research. JOE loses another 4 credit.

Rengar savages The Doll, ripping it to shreds, then tossing those shreds into a conveniently placed void portal.

Lack opens a misc. present, because why not.



Originally posted on 2017-03-03 01:48:00

+3 to Piono

The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet attacks the weak Minecraft Elite.

The Doggeration suddenly explodifies.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 05:02:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Razihel heals up with a Healing II arrow swarm to the face.

The SONGination uses 3 to teleport ConnectS into the Fortress. Right into the sea of Archons. Which makes her die instantly without anyone except the Archons having to touch her.

Spirit Flame && Anti-Godmodding Runes = Spirit of an Anti-Godmodder (Level 8) (7/9)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (9/?)

Soulbite Alpha: 15/25 (1 out of 4) (+1 Piono)
Soul Sandwich: 8/25

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to Joe.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 07:05:00

INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM [Sector Vertices] [Timeline P&S-Alpha]...
heyo, all! it's me! the edgeman that you called unfair in the beginning of this whole farce. i don't remember what exactly took me out of this war land, but, i've been having a bad time lately, to say the least.

first, i ran into the broken coalition. that was horrible. didn't bother to remember their names, but godmodders with narrative relevance, working together? yeah, no, painful. really, really, painful. they really just wanted to put me through some initiation gauntlet, kill yet another version of themselves, and that was the only reason i'm talking to you right now, otherwise i'd be conceptually obliterated and scattered across the seven seas of heresy.

i escaped, and then they tried that. it was a funny. there were lots of mimes, and lots of dying involved. do i know how the mimes got involved? yes, yes, i do and i prefer i didn't. the mimes then dragged me off to an abyss of heresy and falsification, and then with the sounding of ten thousand trumpets, i saw my Lord, well, a mockery of my Lord. everything's a mockery here, you know? some heretical version of fiction, divided across timelines. it's filthy, you're filthy, and i'm gonna wash you out. anyway, i saw my Lord, the backbone you are without, and he reached his bony hands across me. i gained power, delicious power, like the likes you've never seen, and then he called upon legion, and took a legion's marrow into my bones.

the legion of people who want to murder tito richard richardman are going to be furious, but hey! i have this cold mockery of godmodding, now! stevei was a skrub, really. we're importing better versions of him, so are the broken coalition and the hundred million other forces that want to utilise this godmodding war because...

....

.....

what's so important here anyway. literally nothing. how plot convenient. anyway, you better watch out. everything within this server is trying to kill you, everything outside this server is trying to kill you, and horrible, horrible, ad-libbed things are going to happen to you.

oh yeah. we have a totally-original-transmission-system now. it's even more plot convenient than you experience pain and suffering from at least six major sides. it ruins people's privacy, or you could ask to use these cool and new transmissions, i guess. if you shout loud enough into the ether, you may get answers. gotta leap! bye!
END OF TRANSMISSION.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 19:27:00

level: 8?%
[blocked off]
my second force 13/20 EDIT: +1 from cyanogynist
wand of skys 3/25
+3 tricklejest
Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 9/11
perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 8/8 lvl7 Done!
new alchemy: celestial essence &&wand && liquid phlebtonium= Wand of the skys. this legendary magical artifact (still an alchemy.) from times long past is very powerful, though it is most useful as a conduit for existing strength. it is rumored to have been created by supercharging a normal wand with mystical powers, an act that is only possible with the aid of gods. 1/? lvl?
I grab the sleeping blade of dualty as it manifests in the air before me, and draw the perceptual energy from it to me, becoming invisible, and go looking for a single archon, in an area decently far from the spire. I grab it with a red-blue lash of light, and pull it into a rift leading to the spire. before it can even think, due to the effect of the lash i grabbed it with, I stab it in the torso and send a burst of energy into it, vaporizing it instantly. I then return to the spire and continue to be invisible in a corner
[intent: reduce size of the crowd of archons by one, and hopefully have it count as killing an entity]

Originally posted on 2017-03-06 18:00:00

Minidop on Monday. I urge everyone to post yet again!

Originally posted on 2017-03-11 18:06:00

23/25. Come Home. (+1 from cyan)
4/25. 19X0's Rewind

+1 to Piono, Cyan and Redstone.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Noah correctly gets his +MHP from last turn.



Originally posted on 2017-03-11 22:25:00

Verdana cracks his neck. He's not entirely sure what just happened, but he's really glad to be empowered up even further beyond his normal. Just in case, he decides to pull in a few more corpses to make absolutely sure he'll have enough power for what lies ahead, then turns to the Spire. In a flash of space-elemental energy, he's already there, having instantly moved himself over in an instant. It seems he's ready to see what there is to do.

As for Kha'Zix... well... erm, what else can he really do for the time being? Healing up is basically the one thing to do. Thus, time for more healing up, get himself in better shape. He'll definitely be needing it if he's to hold his own against the adversaries he may soon face. Especially since he's just an Entity-class being in this war. And, as everyone knows, that translates to "pretty much going to die a horrible death".

Raiding Party: 24/25 (+4 from Alicia, +2 from Jon)
The one from outside dimensions: 3/25
+2 to Jon

Originally posted on 2017-03-12 09:32:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Razihel's upper body continues spamming heals in his face. Razihel's legs wait for the basement to load.

Meanwhile, Razihel's mind goes on a Half-Astral trip to where Kyubey is, for some reason.

Even more meanwhile, a glitchy portal appears in the basement, a hand appears out of it, and it sets up a speaker, which plays almost nothing but Xtrullor songs. The hand and portal disappear.

Spirit Flame && Anti-Godmodding Runes = Spirit of an Anti-Godmodder (Level 8) (8/9)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (10/?)

Lime Sandwich: 16/25 (1 out of 4) (+1 Toast)
Soul Sandwich: 9/25

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to Joe.

Originally posted on 2017-03-13 04:05:00

100/100 for █████████████████
I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector.
20/25 for I don't even know anymore
20/20 for but I did have ONE idea.
+1 to toast, redstone and cyan

20/20 expended.
Suddenly, a 20 post charge flies out of somewhere in the middle of the city. It transforms into a massive ball of power along the way and slams straight into the front door of SONG's spire.
The front door is now open.
WHAATT! NO! NO NO NO NO NO!



Originally posted on 2017-03-13 15:22:00

I keep deflecting attacks...
???: 25/25 [+3 from Joe] [+10 from ConchumptiveAbsolutits]
Woah, 25er is done already! W00t!
Using my 25er, I invoke the power of Ragemancy onto myself. Obviously, the real TrickleJest (aka not the character) is a master of Ragemancy, I mean, his title is "The Triggered Schoolboy" so you can see where that came from. Ragemancy is pretty much the perfect magic for masochists.
Ragemancy is an ancient skill of using rage and damage to aid oneself in battle and here's how it works.

Every hit I take will be channeled into pure Rage, and from pure Rage into pure Power.
Every DMG will be directed towards the Rage Vial, collecting all of my pure Rage. Once 10 Rage is collected, I may convert it into one point of pure Power. Power basically boosts my attack by x1.75 (or anything else like that, rebalance away) when I use it. My Rage Vial may only store 10 Rage, and my Power Box can only store two points of Power. This may be increased later on via mysterious methods.

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CHARGES
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!!!: 12/25
!?!: 1/25
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ALCHEMY
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Stick && Another Stick = Holy Stick of The God of Stickness (Level ?)
Knife && Ouch, Very Hot = 1000 Degree Knife, This Time It's Actually 1000 Degrees Celsius Making It Much, Much Hotter (Level ?)

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+2 to Joe, +1 to Toast.

Originally posted on 2017-03-16 16:45:00