Verdana frowns a little. While he is both incredibly powerful and pretty good at annihilating Archons, the sheer number of them combined with their advantage in their home territory of the fortress is causing him to slowly become overwhelmed by them. Thus, he realizes that he might not be able to keep up a sustained assault inside the grounds of the fortress. He pauses. Wait...

"Oh, of course. You lot are truly becoming incredibly BOTHERSOME to me. I see... Well then!"

He proceeds to skyrocket upwards, then hurtle backwards and out of the fortress grounds. The archons that he attracted the attention of would probably have gone back to patrolling the fortress to make sure no intruders got in, albeit for one small problem. They're being constantly pelted with a stream of multi-elemental artillery, explosions rippling out through the fortress at the impact and attracting a hell of a lot more attention to the albino than was already present. He just hovers in place, surrounded by various constructs of multiple elemental designs, each one seemingly a siege weapon in its own right. After a few seconds of barrage, he stops it only so he can speak up.

"Bring it!"

Then, the sound of ticking clocks can be heard as he begins to move about the field at an incredibly rapid pace, continually barraging the fortress with all weaponry. Naturally, just catching him (let alone hitting him) is going to be extremely difficult with what he's doing... They're going to have to come out and chase him personally just to stand a chance at getting to him.

Inside the fortress proper, Kha'Zix leaps backwards a little and readies his blades when he sees the Psychic Lords. Those are going to be a bit of a problem for him to get past if they notice him... Thankfully, one of Verdana's elemental bombardment shots proceeds to smash into the ground right in the middle of the Psychic Lords, scattering them apart and providing a very convenient distraction for the Void Reaver to use. And he uses it well, quickly ducking back into a convenient gap in one wall and waiting for a moment. One of the Psychic Lords lands near him, suddenly very isolated from the rest of its peers, "face"-up and "staring" at Kha'Zix. The void reaver grins. A flash of the blades, and the Psychic Lord's head-equivalent pops clean off, with Kha'Zix opting to then drag the body into the building so it lessens the chance of him being discovered.

Once his target has been... properly disposed of, so to speak, Kha'Zix then takes a look outside. Presumably, that artillery strike from Verdana should've drawn enough attention from the Psychic Lords to keep them away from Kha'Zix, allowing him a perfect opportunity to quickly sneak past where they were. He sticks to the shadows, trying his absolute best to avoid having any further resistance pop up and impede his progress, sheathing his blades so the purple glow won't interfere with his stealth.

Raiding Party: 11/25 (+4 from Alicia, +2 from Jon)
The one from outside dimensions: 1/25
+2 to Jon

Originally posted on 2017-02-09 12:30:00

Oh hey my GM power has increased. The Sidequest ticks and tocks and waits for a while longer.

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QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1485986055))

wait why Inventory: Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2] Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7] Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 20/20 20/20 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

Because I deemed it so.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1485987554))

100/100 for █████████████████ I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector. 7/20 for I don't even know anymore 5/20 for still no idea +1 to toast, cyan and bfury You see, these cultists were trying to make a Terminae. A fools' errand, especially since they had no idea what a Terminae even was. They managed to make plenty of other horrifying monsters. I thought of summoning a few here, but I had better things to do.

"Better."

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1485993681))

22/25. Last. (+3 to Trickle, +1 from Cyan, Battlefury, Piono) 3/25. Come Home. +1 to Piono, Battlefury and Cyan. '80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 7/8) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Please excuse me a moment. Noah strolls over to the Needledog, and taps them on the shoulder with The Cursed. Mind your head. He sweeps The Cursed in a wide cresent, tearing the Needledog in two, insteuntly deafing it. Also, in unrelated events, he gains 40'000 Research from attacking Ascension with Staller's Glory last turn.

The Needledog is dead! You gain 400,000 Research from the clean, whole, kill of something with alien biology and your attack on Ascension!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486038468))

level: 8+% energy: 8? Vengful god 12/20 11 cracked world 4/20 3 +3 toast Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 3/11(?) perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 2/8 lvl7 EDIT: if I understood right, I'm going to be dead when the dops done. If so, replace this with me respawning *you hear the words Oooops sorrrry as I vanish in a flash of light and respawn

You respawn! You can't charge whilst respawning, this isn't a simulation!

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1486068751))

I sneak up to the spire, while singing this very sneaky tune in my head... "Hey! I am so sneaky... Hey! I am so sneaky! Now listen quickly... Here's a little lesson in Trickstery, This is how to be very sneaky! If you wanna be a ninja or a rogue, You have to sneak through a fortress on the go! Just follow my trail, and evade attacks, Go sneakily and just relax-" Ouch. Looks like I made a sound... "No, stupid! Ungh!" I quickly (and sneakily) sprint into an opening, dodging the alarms or whatever there is. "Okay, whew... I am so sneaky! Hey, I am so sneaky, I am so sneaky!" There appears to be a bar of soap on the ground... "Now look at this soap! That I just found! When I sneak away, don't be led astray!" Looks like I was singing a little too loud... some guards chase after me! I run and keep singing the tune... "Now watch, and learn, here's the thing, They'll slip on this soap like on an ice rink!" I toss the soap on the guards and they slip and fall. "Hoo hoo hoo!" Sneakily, I run up further to the spire and continue the tune. Once I reach the spire, I sneak behind it and wait... ???: 8/20 !!!: 7/20 +2 to Joe, +1 to Toast.

You sneak up to the spire successfully for a decent bit, because you are number one! Keep in that the villains always lose. Implying you're not a villain. maybe, but I'm better at it than they are. don't imply the Descendants are antagonists, wastes of space can't be anta- oh wait I'm talking to one. well you're wasting everyone's time, so you have very little room to speak. Speaking of which, move over a little bit, it's hard to fit omnipresence into the narration box. they're wasting my time. I always did want them to keel over and die. But no. That doesn't happen, does it? The same could be said of you.

what do you mean. if they cared about their time they would have already given up
Some of us have accomplished things here. You are not one of them.
We'll see about that, and the integrity of your Fortress in a few seconds.
Oh, which stunt are you referring to? Sneaking through the fortress or trying to pull the archons out while moving directly into artillery range?
Neither.
Oh well, I could keep playing the guessing game, but unlike you I'm accomplishing things. Like taking over the narrator box. You're not very good at setting up metaphysical defenses you know they're all still in shambles from when you kidnapped the gm
Oh, thanks for letting me know.
you'll feel less grateful when you find me waiting already.
you have two rounds, three of you drop everything to stop me.
There's a little thing known as Altgeddon.
Heh. You're so confident.
Funny how that contrasts with your crippling self doubt
It comes with being a godmodder. People don't - go die in a hole.
Ahahahahaha
Good luck. You'll need it once I leave.
It won't be enough to help to before.
I don't feel like accepting it.
Oh well, enjoy limbo then I suppose.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1486080623))

@cyan pls gib psi frag thank

pls no thnx

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1486120526))

level: 8% energy: 8 Vengful god 15/20 +1 from toast +1 tricklejest cracked world 6/20 +1 tricklejest +1 toast +2 tricklejest Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 5/11(?) perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 4/8 lvl7 still respawning...

This post is literally pointless. Teralune is indeed level 10.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1486157367))

+3 to Piono The Infinite Living Ketchup Packet sprays poison ketchup all over The Bloat. Maddison shoots kitchen knives at Maria, which fall down, fall into a portal, and warp into Maria's head.

Maria's Shroud takes 20% damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1486162562))

100/100 for █████████████████ I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector. 9/20 for I don't even know anymore 9/20 for still no idea +1 to toast, +2 to redstone Most of the people who they experimented on died, or otherwise became... unsuitable... but then something happened. One day, they did something wrong. While I was strapped into the table, one of them tripped and flipped a switch, funneling all of the power of the machine I was hooked up to into me at once. I exploded. Very messily. pieces of me went everywhere. But I wasn't dead. That was my first thought, why wasn't I dead. I had just died why wouldn't the pain JUST. STOP. ALREADY.

I hope that the pain continues on with you to this very day.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1486162949))

I quickly conjure up some water guns and shoot the Fire Lords with them. I then pull two fire extinguishers out of my pockets and shoot the Fire Lords with those. I then attach a hose to an infinite water source and shoot the Fire Lords with that. I suddenly realize that the Bloat is dead. This makes me very [big][big]ANGERY[/big][/big] heresyofnothing suddenly realizes that their spine has been replaced by a very cute gerbil. we're running out of ideas: 18/25 +4 from Engie, +4 from best godmodder +2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

Heresyofnothing, as a cool and new Uzi ripoff, is made of lime! She has no spine! The Fire Lords instantly die!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1486167843))

25/25. Last. (+1 from JOE, +1 from Piono) DONE. 7/25. Come Home. (+3 from JOE) +1 to Piono, Trickle and Joe. '80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 8/8) DONE. Noah returns to where he was in the Fortress. He draws in sand from a nearby desert, and whips up a sandstorm! Among the haze, sends out a silvery flurry of crossbow bolts from Stallers Glory, and into the Psychic Lords. While they're distracted by being stunned and all, he leaps over them and vanishes into the sand, reappearing close to the spire. Charge EXPENDED. Ravenous is summoned to the regular battlefield. [AG] Ravenous. 110'000/110'000hp. x Attack. Passive - Famished: Whenever an enemy falls into HP range for it to kill them with its regular attack, Ravenous attacks them, even if it isn't its turn or has already attacked. Ravenous cannot attack normally, however. Lack attacks Ascension. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

One Psychic Lord dies, the rest are stunned! Noah gets extremely closer to the spire.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1486168589))

SoWM: 3/20. Starts out with 20 charges. Uses up charges to heal people (each charge consumed gives that 5% HP, so using all 20 charges would fully heal something), remove debuffs, etc. costs 15 charges for a revive, and 5 for each debuff removed. If fully emptied, it will regain 4 charges per turn, but can't be used until fully charged SoBM: 3/20. This is coming later. It's the more complicated of the two, but the 20 charge mechanic and charge regen mechanics are the same. How to use the charges comes later I throw a bomb towards some random player. Why not

You throw it at a random AscensionCraft player, who stares at you!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1486177789))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. Before leaving for the Chaoslike, Razihel fires a blast of pure charge from the Ultranova Cannon at the SONGination, adding charges to 3. Spirit Flame && Anti-Godmodding Runes = Spirit of an Anti-Godmodder (Level 8) (5/9) Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (7/?) Brain Power: 10/25 (+2 Heresy) Soul Sandwich: 6/25 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

You realise that you aren't so much leaving as part of your body is moving to a loading zone. You can act normally whilst in the Chaoslike. 3 gains 1 charge!

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1486317670))

Ace's health expands with the power of a 20 post charge and the other 5 going to a single point of AC. She looks around at the madhouse surrounding her, she felt torn from reality for a moment. Something happened, as if... He. He was definitely involved... What happened? She focuses, she grabs the kitchen knives hurled at Maria and instead politely hands them to Maria for self defense. She'll probably need them knowing what usually goes on in the Battlefield. "uh, Maria, right? What the hell is going on? Last thing I remember was the Cultist going- wait where's the Cultist! Alayne frantically searches for the Cultist. 10/??(+3 by Dogman, Piono, Jon) 7/?? (+2 by Toast and Dogman) +1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jon

umbralAggressor: They're dead, unfortunately. AG killed them.

Ace gains 4 HP and fails to gain AC.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1486643459))

Verdana frowns a little. While he is both incredibly powerful and pretty good at annihilating Archons, the sheer number of them combined with their advantage in their home territory of the fortress is causing him to slowly become overwhelmed by them. Thus, he realizes that he might not be able to keep up a sustained assault inside the grounds of the fortress. He pauses. Wait... "Oh, of course. You lot are truly becoming incredibly BOTHERSOME to me. I see... Well then!" He proceeds to skyrocket upwards, then hurtle backwards and out of the fortress grounds. The archons that he attracted the attention of would probably have gone back to patrolling the fortress to make sure no intruders got in, albeit for one small problem. They're being constantly pelted with a stream of multi-elemental artillery, explosions rippling out through the fortress at the impact and attracting a hell of a lot more attention to the albino than was already present. He just hovers in place, surrounded by various constructs of multiple elemental designs, each one seemingly a siege weapon in its own right. After a few seconds of barrage, he stops it only so he can speak up. "Bring it!" Then, the sound of ticking clocks can be heard as he begins to move about the field at an incredibly rapid pace, continually barraging the fortress with all weaponry. Naturally, just catching him (let alone hitting him) is going to be extremely difficult with what he's doing... They're going to have to come out and chase him personally just to stand a chance at getting to him. Inside the fortress proper, Kha'Zix leaps backwards a little and readies his blades when he sees the Psychic Lords. Those are going to be a bit of a problem for him to get past if they notice him... Thankfully, one of Verdana's elemental bombardment shots proceeds to smash into the ground right in the middle of the Psychic Lords, scattering them apart and providing a very convenient distraction for the Void Reaver to use. And he uses it well, quickly ducking back into a convenient gap in one wall and waiting for a moment. One of the Psychic Lords lands near him, suddenly very isolated from the rest of its peers, "face"-up and "staring" at Kha'Zix. The void reaver grins. A flash of the blades, and the Psychic Lord's head-equivalent pops clean off, with Kha'Zix opting to then drag the body into the building so it lessens the chance of him being discovered. Once his target has been... properly disposed of, so to speak, Kha'Zix then takes a look outside. Presumably, that artillery strike from Verdana should've drawn enough attention from the Psychic Lords to keep them away from Kha'Zix, allowing him a perfect opportunity to quickly sneak past where they were. He sticks to the shadows, trying his absolute best to avoid having any further resistance pop up and impede his progress, sheathing his blades so the purple glow won't interfere with his stealth. Raiding Party: 11/25 (+4 from Alicia, +2 from Jon) The one from outside dimensions: 1/25 +2 to Jon

The archons get triggered, before they simply tower, Day-Z style upwards, and fire several pillars of elemental energy at your face. Your heat gets to 100% before I remember you're a PG and SONG JUST TRIGGERED ME. I casually drop it down to 50%, and watch reality break as the archons, which can obviously get you, fail to get you.

Originally posted on 2017-02-09 21:09:00

Regenerator degenerates gain 1 HP.

SONGLand:
Every enemy is dead. Sneaking in is so hard, and SONG is such a formidable enemy.

The Battlefield:
The Doggeration tears 1-Invincibility from Gomez, chewing on it before creating an invincible summon. Fate uses Blitzkrieg, before she realises her impending need to kill the playerbase. It's a whisper in her air, and it's growing, growing, growing. She fires at YV, before I wave my hand at her, and beckon her over to my side. She follows, before unleashing an arc of lightning at Razihel, dealing 5 damage.

Yukari heals the Foundation for 30,000 HP. Gomez shields Infinite Ketchup. Rengar claws into Ascension, dealing 6 damage. Lack deals 30,000 damage to Fate, and 10,000 max HP damage. Ravenous deals 15,000 damage, before leaping again to consume Fate. I tilt Ascension's head as opposed to bothering to move. Ravenous looks interesting, conceptually, and I do not care what work it's form, as opposed to how I can distort that work. Infinite Ketchup deals 3 damage to Ascension. Maria assaults a few artifacts that I can't be bothered to recall.

The 23rd Lament activates Execute. Gomez dies, then ressurrects due to 1-Survivor, appearing wrong. Trademark uses The Number Between My Curses! the number between my curses is the number that my mind is thinking of which is between 4500 AND 8500 AND IS 5082 WHICH IS THE NUMBER BETWEEN MY CURSES
won't you reachhhhh innnnnnnnnnnnnnn and grab it tttttttttttt for me AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

The Number Between Trademark's Curses is 5082! 5082 is a very special number, as it could save JOE, his entities and someone random, from a horrible, horrible, death depending on what he answers on Discord!



The chat rages on for a bit, Battlefury, the Author, and I talking about the Foundation's appearances in other godmodding wars, before JOE claims something about me and Basement former-GM being the same person. I stare at him over Discord. The Author snickers a bit. I demonstrate why you people call me salty by instantly killing the Foundation, before disabling JOE's character upgrades. All of them. He'll get them back not next life, but the life after that. He gets usage of his abilities if he successfully kills 3 foes, or a singular elite. Feel happy that I didn't render you dead for two turns. Trickle also spontaneously takes 5 damage, due to the DLE Discord being annoying for me to get in to.

Ascension switches to Vein Matters, before slicing cleaning through Razihel, dealing 10 damage and offending heresyofnothing. Ascension then uses Phoning In, before the unthinking players of AscensionCraft flood in. I decide that simply using them is boring, and decide to apply body modifications. I draw a 11, a 00 above it, before throwing it to an abandoned snakegod, which revs up, and gives a partition of its influence. I've already beaten the amount of Conflict manipulation Stevei did in his entire life, hah!

Heresyofnothing grants a +6 to JOE for his dearest loss, before waving her hands at Vein Matters, which grows into a blob of filthy matter, and impales Ascension, dealing 15 damage.

I +4 all PG players, before maxing out Snakeeyes (I dread what the Return kicks off), CCG, and Order. I then walk to the Fortress, and repeat a trick from a few days back. Knock knock? Who's there? Alicia? Alicia who? Alicia Cambridge, which is me.

A bunch of archons begin to choke. That's a horrible joke. This game is a horrible joke, I claim, before sending out a pulse. Anti-Humour. I send out another pulse. Edge. I send out a third. Invidia. 501,000 archons rupture, cut to itsy bitsy by doing the exact opposite of laughing, salt poisoning, and being cut to itsy bitsy bits via polygon. This makes heat gains quite a bit harder to get. As I forgot to mention earlier, Kha'Zix kills 3 Psychic Lords, before I teleport both sneaking PGs to the centre spire, which TrickleJest waits at. Enter when everyone arrives, and perhaps try to get someone else inside.



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ω. THE PRE-TRIAL .ω
THE TRIALS
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I think we have more godmodders at this point than the main timeline's 0.
The Memorial of the Suffering.
The Itinerary
[SONG] die in a hole
[ALL]: Prepare for Impetus, or kick it off early?

The Battlefield ~Pre Impetus~
Anyone Can Die.
Lives: [III] [10/10 Players Alive, 7 Required Dead to Lose a Life]

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 13/27 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Bloodlines (Applied Regeneration): None. Heartbeat: [IIII]
['AG'] battlefury13: 19/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance, Psiform: Fillerform: [III], Chaos Control: [IIIIII]
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 5/24 HP, 2 AC. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
[AG] JOEbob: 20/20 HP, 1 AC, LVL: 8%, 5,000/15,000 Damage, 0/25 Energy (+5 per turn), Evasive (50%)

[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 20/20 HP,
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 23/23 HP, 80% Sanity.
[N] Emerald_Mann: 20/20 HP.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 27/27 HP. Evasive (50%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 10% Sanity Armour, 50% Retribution Damage.
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18).
Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [IIIII], Shatterpoint: [IIIII I]

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." (Ascension).
[A] The Ribbon: Heavily Damaged. "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: Heavily Damaged. "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Doll: Heavily Damaged. "Does whatever I want it to." ~ Haruhi Suzimiya, DTG0. Interfacing: [III]. (Alicia).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).

[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] Doggeration: 300,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Any Status Effect Ever. Sing With Me: [III]
[H] Needledog: 0/360,000 HP, Grants Allies Abilities, The Cycle: [III], The Garden: [IIIII], Scion and Eden: [IIIII II].

[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 115,000/200,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Hyper Vulnerable to Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: [III] [Pantheon]
[AG] Gomez: 1/20 HP, Protecting JOE and Trickle, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: [II]. 1-Distorted. [Pantheon].
[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 150,000/200,000 HP, 3 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Foundation of the Suffering: 0/115,000 HP, Non-Combat, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Foundation Deepen: [III], Prepared: [IIIII + 20].
[AG] Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus: 200,000/200,000 HP. Golems: 20,000/20,000 HP (x3) (+1 per turn). 3: [III], 5: [IIIII], 7: [IIIII II]. [Cyan].
[AG] Lack: 100,000/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Next: 100,000/100,000 HP. Targeting: Lack + Rengar. Queue: [IIIII], cansur: III. [Toast].
[AG] Ravenous: 110,000/110,000 HP. 20,000 Attack, Automatically Kills Enemies With Under 20,000 HP.

[N] Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup: 45,000/45,000 HP. Barrier: 30,000/30,000 HP.

[PG] [Broken] Maria: 50/50 HP. 80% Shroud, 100% Retribution Damage. Acts As An Avatar To Way Too Many Godmodders. Adminstration: [[b]II], Void Assault the Ripoff: [III], Follow the Leader: [IIIII], I Am Nothing: [IIIII IIIII][/b]

[PG] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: [III], Execute: [IIIII I].
[PG] Fate Testarossa: 0/60,000 HP, Inflicts Stun, Blitzkrieg: [III].
[PG] Minecraft Elites: 50,000/50,000 HP (x5). Snakeeyes: [III], The Return: [IIIIII].
[PG] Trademark: ™/™ HP. The Number Between My Curses: [IIIII]. Corporateclustergorilla: [IIIII]. Order: [IIIII].
[PG-PL] Ascension: 20/125 HP (x2), Double-Action, Memoir: Vein Matters + Rapture [Element: Mind]. Ascendant Glory: [III], Phoning In: [IIIII], The Morning Star: [IIIII II]. [Alicia]

[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 10/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.

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The Fortress
Everywhere:
[N] Crowd of Archons (x400,000). 30% Heat. Will throw you out immediately if you trigger their ire. Fire power: More than you want to deal with. I’ve added a few new types since you last checked.

Sector Jon:

[N] Fire Lords: 0/10,000 HP (x2).

Sector Verdana:
[PG] [Broken] Untitled by Animal Collective: 100% Anti-Rhythm, Regeneration (10% Anti-Rhythm), Protecting the Scourge! AHHHHHH: [III], Being Piono Is Suffering: [IIIII], Aries Armour: II

Sector How Are You Attracting So Much Heat:
[AG] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 536,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Instant Death To The Killer Upon Dying. Hex Circles (x40)
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, 50% Heat.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II]

[PG] A Horde of Archon Corpses. Recollection: [III].

[N] Psychic Lords: 10,000/10,000 HP (x7). Stunned: II.

The Spire:
[AG] TrickleJest: 24/30 HP, 1 AC, Regeneration (3 HP), Evasive (50%), SHIELDED.

[PG] Jondanger23: 25/25 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP).

[PG] Kha'Zix: 104,000/220,000 HP, 0 Evolution Counters, Inflicts Isolation on being unattacked for a turn, Void Assault: [III]. [Verdana].



Originally posted on 2017-02-09 21:10:00

100/100 for █████████████████
I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector.
10/20 for I don't even know anymore
10/20 for still no idea
+1 to jondanger, cyan and revan



Originally posted on 2017-02-09 21:17:00

level: 8%
energy: 16?
Vengful god 19/20 +5 hesyofo
cracked world 6/6 using +1 cyanogynist
next: my second force 2/20 +1 from hesyofo.
+3 tricklejest
Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 6/11
perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 5/8 lvl7
I buy the increased crit chance from toast.
I sigh, then make all people in the fortress who the below will effect recieve the mental message "I hope this makes up for that... mistake, of mine..."
followed by the message "oh"
"the PG's will be exempt from this boost, for their leader has harmed me, and weakened me as well."
"that rules out..."
"everyone with more them 1% heat."
"I guess theres nothing for me to do then"
"O h W e l l . . ."

I then use these pictures that didn't do anything last round, and cracked world

I get a heat-gain reduction, becoming harder to be instakilled (as a result) and a temporary (one action) damage boost. i also extend some of the heat-reduction effect as thanks
I blink into the fortress, land on the ground, and do one extremely loud and too high-pitched to hear screech, right at the door, (where I landed).
I then run forward, straight toward the spire (which I located with echolocation), before turning myself intangible and floating through the fortress for a while. after a while I turn back to normal and land in a large atrium. my body ripples with energy, sending slowly fading images of myself in random directions, which then all zip inward. I jump upwards, looking through the windows of the atrium (which is not deserted, but nobody notices me because of the prior thing with the 1st image which makes it harder to notice me.)
after locating the spire, I land on the ground and split in three.
the first fades from view and slowly walks through the halls towards the spire.
the second crouches, jumps into the air, crashes through the windows, and lands on the roof of the fortress, and the third starts running around away from the fortress, killing random archons, in order to throw them off track. the first continues to walk, leaving no traces except minor changes in the layout of dust, before realising it would be much better to float above the ground, and floats around for a while, continuing to move towards the spire.
the 2nd clone, several sectors away, twit-
theres a muffled explosion, centred on the 2nd clone.
when an archeon investigates, theres a stream of smoke in the corner of its vision, and my clone moves backwards out of the cloud, dragging a fair bit of smoke with it.
[I repeat, this is a clone of me, and it is several sectors away. this should not affect my heat. if my clone notices my heat rising by even 3 percent, total, It will vanish. it can sense heat and is always attentive because I can control these quality’s in clones. this is intended to harm an archon and lower my heat by drawing attention to the clone]
the clone lands on a small hill-thing in the fortress’s roof and looks at the archon, before deciding to swap the archons places with 2 of the psychic lords near kha'zix.
[meaning: this attack section will target 2 of the psychic lords in kha'zixes area. the lords are teleported away first, so it won't raise his heat.]
the clone then yells "Sigil prodi!" and grabs a cane out of the air, smacking it into the ground and enveloping the trio in an indestructible orb of starry light. after that, the clone... shifts? in tone, darkening from the normal cyan to a dark-blue colour. the psychic lords shrug and attack it, but wait! psychic doesnt affect dark. my clone smiles evily and grabs a scythe out of thin air, ripping their stomachs out with a slash, and lands behind them as they stagger back, drawing in darkness, and turns again. he blinks over to one of the lords, and slashes at it with a wave of shadowy energy, smashing it back into the wall. the other leaps at him, but stops in midair, held by an unknown force. my clone turns and thrusts his hand backwards towards the first lord, smashing them both into one another. as they stagger to their feet, my clone looks at them disapprovingly.
Still Alive?
Let Me F I X T H A T.
theres a flash, and by the time anyone can see again, one of the lords has been torn apart, and the others cowering in the corner.
my clone is starting to have trouble keeping the orb of starry light up, but it should last another minute.
59 seconds left:
my clone leaps at the remaining lord, and the lord prepares an orb of energy.
58 seconds left:
my clone jumps over the orb of energy, using a black glyph as a platform. the lord looks in surprise.
57 seconds:
he lands infront of the lord, sweeping his feet across the floor to knock it off its feet and gathering crackling black energy in one hand.
56: the lord lands on the ground, moving backwards slightly, and my clone sweeps its hand upwards, sending a wave of energy forward
55:the energy impacts, arcing across the lords body and slamming him into the bubbles edge.
54: twin blades appear in my clones hands, one dark and jagged, the other elegant and bright.
53:the lord shivers in the corner, still stunned from the energy wave, as I blink right over, raising the dark blade high.
50: the lord starts to be able to move right as I stab the blade down.
45: a cloud of dust obscures all vision, moving around.
40:the cloud fades and I fire a wide beam of energy at the lord, smashing them into another wall.
39: the elegant blade has shattered, and the other one supercharged with black energy,
36: I stab the lord, killing it, and vanish. as i do so, the orb vanishes, and another psychic lord is teleported over, being immediately slashed in half with a scythe and ripped into a hundred pieces, which each land on the ground before being bombarded with explosive orbs the size of a grain of sand, which are also very quite. the next moment, a 3M wide beam shoots out from an orb of dark and vaporises the remains.
my first clone keeps sneaking around towards the spire and hopefully reaches it.
I maintain a general invisibilty effect throughout, so nobody, especially not the archons, sees me.

Originally posted on 2017-02-09 23:42:00

9/25. Come Home. (+1 from Cyan)
1/25. 19X0's Rewind

+1 to Piono, Battlefury and Cyan

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 8/8)
Done... last turn.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Noah figuratively grabs JOE by the wrist, and imparts his knowledge of hitting things very very hard. JOE gains a 5% chance to critically strike, and loses his accumulated store credit. Noah loses 35'000 Research following this transaction.
Ravenous is no-one's 'work' but my own.
He then decides that being a tanky sandman is cool, so he expends 375'000 (!) points of research into gaining 5 maximum HP. whewlad
Stealing another artist's work is simply unoriginal, and makes for an overall boring experience.
Now that absurd character upgrades have been completed, Noah tosses a single grain of sand at the spire. It sails far over the heads(?) of the defenses, effectively unnoticed. After all, what danger could a single grain of sand be, compared to everything else they had seen? If they destroyed every grain of sand that passed through the Fortress, they would be spread far too thin.
Noah could live with such a deed, but I would feel dirty; tainted.
Regardless, it lands near Trickle and Jon. He uses Shifting Sands on the grain. Now there is a rather confused-looking grain of sand lying among a couple of Psychic Lords, and a particularly relaxed-looking Noah beside the Spire.
Even so... it wouldn't be incorrect to say that Ravenous belonged to someone, though not in the state you see it now.

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 03:06:00

just follow my lead and sneak around be careful not to make a placeholder
*presses add reply*
NO DONT TOUCH THAT

Originally posted on 2017-02-10 15:23:00

UPDATE COMPLETE.

Originally posted on 2017-02-13 22:19:00

I stuff TrickleJest into a very tiny box, and throw that box into a wormhole that leads to the ceiling of the room we're currently in.

we're running out of ideas: 23/25 (+2 from Engie, +1 from Piono, +1 from Revan)

+1 to Engie, +1 to Piono, +1 to Revan


Originally posted on 2017-02-13 23:39:00

100/100 for █████████████████
I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector.
12/20 for I don't even know anymore
12/20 for still no idea
+1 to toast, jondanger and bfury

Oh look, you've made it to my door already. Lovely. Why don't you make yourselves comfortable while I bring more archons up out of the catacombs and alert them to your presence.
In the meantime Alicia, I think you've run out of time. You haven't got nearly enough Descendants to my tower to make a difference.
I think I can safely say:
Check.
Mate.
: D



Originally posted on 2017-02-14 02:37:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Razihel drinks a Potion of Invisibility 2, then tiptoes into the Fortress.

The SONGination uses 3. A rising piano melody starts playing in the background.

Two to the one to the one to the three. 2-1-1-3. 2 + 1 + 1 + 3 = 7.

I like good gorilla and I like good tree. In PanaceaQuest, Panacea mentioned trees that give birth to kittens.

Let's skip ahead. Three to the one from the one to the three. 3-1-1-3. The absolute values of 3+1 and -1-3 are 4. 4-1-3. 413.

You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood is Homestuck confirmed. A spirograph appears behind the SONGination.

The synthwave-rap combination stops, and emerges as a Speed Upgrade. The SONGination gains Double Time for a few turns.

Spirit Flame && Anti-Godmodding Runes = Spirit of an Anti-Godmodder (Level 8) (6/9)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (8/?)

Brain Power: 13/25 (+2 Piono and Toast)
Soul Sandwich: 7/25

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to Joe.

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 05:18:00

Ace blinks and takes a second to process the news.

"Oh God no."

She decides to immediately focus on patching up Maria's Shroud to ignore the loss of her first entity. She sends strands of godmodding energy through the torn Shroud and slowly binds them together with a simple motion of her hands moving in opposite directions as if tightening them herself. The Shroud quickly is sealed up by the assistance and the Godmodding holds it together nice and tight. Each of the strands then dissolve into the Shroud as if being assimilated by it. The resulting blend causes the Shroud to quickly become good as new if not completely the same as before.

"Thank you Maria." She says with her tone lost in herself, she sounds miserable.

12/?? (+1 by Piono)

9/?? (+1 Jon)
+1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jon

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 06:13:00

SoWM: 4/20 (IIRC)
SoBM: 4/20
I play chess against myself and manage to lose

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 11:18:00

i teleport into the fortress and sneak around


Meanwhile, far away from the fortress, a projecter starts playing Bill Wurtz's History of Status Effects. The archons are distracted by the glory of Bill Wurtz.

Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.


20/20


20/20

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 17:42:00

level: 8%
energy: 16?
nullified...
Vengful god 20/20 Using!
my second force 6/20 +1 toast (thanks ) +2 tricklejest (also thanks)
new charge: flames 1/25
+3 toast
Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 7/11
perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 6/8 lvl7
vengeful god provides me with a special that is like [||] [||] [||], so it can keep growing for up to 6 rounds, can only be used in multiples of 2, and when you use it it boosts an actions damage.
name: prayers of damned.
normal action: I make a small, shallow, and almost impossible to perceive in any way mark on the ground, and then split in 2, one melding into the mark i made and the other warps towards the psychic lords in sector how are you attracting so much heat, and flashes suddenly. a bubble of photonegative space forms and grows, surrounding me and the lords, and shrinks down to 3 milimeters, shrinking me and the lords with it. we can no longer be detected, nor interfered with. there are 2 lords in the bubble.
they eye me uncomfortably as an icy 'brass knuckle' of sorts with several spikes forms on each knuckle and a stone rod of ~1/2 a meter in length forms in the air, which i catch with my right hand. the lords try to leave, running towards the edge of the bubble, but theres a crackle of electricity and i'm between them and the end. I punch one and it soars into the center,while the other has to dodge back as firey glyphs appear at its feet.
"Your stuck here with me =)"
they try to leave again, but get smashed by a stone fist and fly into a blade that manifested in the middle of their flight.
Stay
one of them lunges at me with an orb of energy while the other trys to call for backup, to no avail. as the orb nears me i vanish, leaving only a crackle and faint smell of ozone, and appear behind him. I punch him upwards and before he can even start to fly upwards smash him with the rod and cause it to crash into the other lord, and they both sprawl on the ground. I wave my hand and an array of ice shards and stone arrows forms behind me. these things proceed to fly forwards and impale the lords, before shattering and leaving shards within. using these shards, I levitate the lords and smash them into various hazers like fire walls and lacks of air and such.
I make one more shard of earth, this one the size of a Clementine seed, and twirl my finger, twisting the shard with it. the shard spins and spins, twirling up a small whirlwind, and start manipulating the air to provide less friction. as it speeds up, the shard moves backwards ever so slightly and my eyes start to gain a dull brown glow, followed by the rest of my body. I move my hand as if to swat a fly and the shard flys forwards, creating a sonic boom and fusing with the air it hits, going from a small shard of earth to a ball of super-heated plasma,and smashes into the lords, obliterating them entirely.
it only stops when it hits the end of the orb, upon which it bounces right back and smashing into the lords remaining ash. it then twists slightly as i blink my eye and flys right up my nose, which ought to be painful but instead leads to me absorbing all its mass energy. which allows me to then vaporise the remains again, with a dark explosion that absorbs all the matter in its radius in order to destroy all minds and intelegences except those specified to not be destoyed, like myself, within a 10-meter radius. this results in the complete and total destruction of the lords minds, if they still existed.
[not done?]

Originally posted on 2017-02-20 13:24:00

15/25. Come Home. (+3 from JOE, +1 from Cyan, Piono and Battlefury)
2/25. 19X0's Rewind

+1 to Piono, Battlefury and JOE

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Ravenous dissapates into smoke and sand. It navigates to Noah through the haze of battle, then joins him by the spire. Since it may be relevant, Noah uses the Delta spear on himself, Trickle, Engie, Jon and Ravenous. It really should have charged by now.

Rengar uses Savagery on Ascension, and I wonder how many stacks it actually has.
Lack attacks one of the Minecraft Elites.



Originally posted on 2017-02-20 22:22:00

+3 to Toast

The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet attacks a Minecraft Elite.

Maddison uses the Poison Ketchup Rifle to spray Ketchup into the Minecraft Elite's mouth.

Originally posted on 2017-02-25 00:13:00

Verdana, upon seeing the massive pile of Archon bodies, suddenly has a very happy look on his face. It seems he has a plan for them now, as he just heads on over to the pile, concentrating some type of magical aura around himself... It then becomes very obvious what he's wanting to do as the magical aura around him proceeds to yank in virtually every body he walks into. Naturally, it might bother a few people that he's doing that, given the idea here is to not draw a crapload of attention to oneself, but... eh. Just let him do that. Maybe he'll get stronger from it in some way. Because absorbing things tends to equal big gains.

Meanwhile, Kha'Zix. Given that there isn't really anything to attack at the Spire right now, he can't really go and do anything of his own. So, he just remains there and waits. And waits. And waits. And presumably recovers a fair amount of health during his waiting, since that's kind of a League thing in the first place anyway. Or, if it turns out there actually is an enemy... er... His W heals him according to game mechanics, right? Easy thing to do there, just have him void spike the enemy target and heal off of that.

Raiding Party: 17/25 (+4 from Alicia, +1 from Jon)
The one from outside dimensions: 2/25
+2 to Jon

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 03:30:00

I block the attack from Jon, making sure to go out of the box by thinking outside the box. I then cram Jon into the outside of the box. The box gets frustrated and stops existing, thus meaning that there is no box and there was no box. Ever. So if there is no box, there is no outside of the box.
Guess who's outside the box.
Jon.
And if there is no outside, then Jon is nowhere. Meaning Jon doesn't exist.

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CHARGES
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???: 10/20
!!!: 10/20
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+2 to Joe, +1 to Toast.

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 09:38:00

i sneak closer

Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.


20/20


20/20

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 19:32:00