+3 Piono

Maddison sprays magic water onto the Needledog, making the needles fall off and probably reducing its damage.

Originally posted on 2017-01-26 15:28:00

level: 5%
Vengful god 6/(current max, whatever it is)
cracked world 1/(current max)
Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl6 6/7
Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 8/8 Done!
next alchemy: Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl ? 1/?
The handcrafted weapon of a distant hero. this kattana awakens a strange power in the user, the most common types being considered demonic and divine. the most skillful wielders can release long range shockwaves and create temporary black holes, as well as teleport using a technique called "blinking".
I attack Kha'Zix again, using the crystaline chestpiece to manipulate ambient power and launch blasts of purple and cyan light.

Originally posted on 2017-01-26 19:02:00

I join a thing, because why not. I join Neutral for now, as I won't get involved until prepared or sufficiently persuaded. I begin the charges
Staff of White Magic: 1/20. Description when I'm less lazy
Sword of Black Magic: 1/20. Description when, again, I'm less lazy

Originally posted on 2017-01-28 20:23:00

8 days, again? I was hoping for 7 but got up in DLE posting. Have a local +2 for your regards!

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QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1484778109))

energy amount at turn start: 25/25 [=====] at post end: 00/25 [=====] level: 5% aron re-purposed to be a delayed voidmist. 5/(current max, whatever it is) +3 from tricklejest voidmist 20/20 re-purposed to be aron hm, i get a twenty five... this is gonna be fun =) so i can only buff myself with the 25? and i suppose it probably can't add to the leveling... so this will apparently summon a PG elite if i do it? Fine. I summon Foundation of the suffering (with 20 charges and 25 energy) 0 attack. specials: foundation deepen 1/3 increases mhp and hp. Prepared 1/5 ???can only be used in conjunction with a 20+charge has as much HP as possible with this charge and such, 5% hp regen does not affect entity advantage Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl6 5/7 Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 7/8 I take a present. having talked to consumer, I decide to start killing things. I attack Kha'Zix, running forward with wandsword and the end of the void. I cut at it with the sword and jump over, creating a rift with the end of the void, making it fly into a wall of spikes, and encase it in sparkling blue energy, as dark purple light begins to gather around the end of the void, and i point it at the cage, a dark... fuzziness? around it and everything within looks like pure black with the previously mentioned purple border. I turn into a black wisp vanish. in a black-purple realm formed by my mind and maintained by the end(of the void), 2 bodys appear. Kha'Zix and me. it runs forward, enraged by my attacks, and impales itself on a purple spike. wrenching free, it finds i'm standing on a small hill of crystals, and charges at me again... only to grasp empty air and sail into a cave, which it traps itself in by making the ceiling break. it looks up, and sees me  on its head, sticking my tongue out. it jumps upward, and impales itself on a stalactite, before slowly sliding down. the cave proceeds to collapse, crushing it. the black world then vanishes, and it falls to the ground where it was, badly battered.

Foundation of the Suffering summoned! As soon as it reveals it doesn't effect the entity advantage, an array of spacetime anomalies blast the entity advantage out of reality. It looks like we won't be needing that, not any more!

Kha-Zix takes 20,000 damage! You level up by 1%! You're out of energy for only +5,000 HP!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1484792097))

90/100 for █████████ 2/100 for ████████ +1 to cyan, revan and toast Tick, tock. Have any of you ever felt empty? Like you've had something essential removed from you? Believe me, I understand that feeling. VERY well in fact.

Colon Solidus.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1484799109))

/placeheld 6/20 (+1 by Piono) 4/20 +1 to Piono, Toast, and Cyan

As a note, Ace is removed from the Battlefield due to Revan being gone for a while.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1484803879))

+3 to Toast Maddison smiles devilishly before turning The Bloat into a troll and raining buckets on it. It becomes extremely embarrassed and jumps into a pit of acid. Maddison then buys +1 Max HP from Toast, if that's how it works.

The Bloat takes 14,000 damage!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1484955167))

​19/20. Next. (+3 from Redstone, +2 from Cyan and Jon, +1 from Battlefury, Piono and Revan) 2/20. Last. 1 spare charge. +1 to Piono, Cyan and Jon '80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 2/8) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Noah gains 24'000 research from dealing 6 damage to Ascension. He then shifts, freezing time. He takes out Staller's Glory and fires arrow after arrow at The Bloat. The arrows remain suspended in the air. He continues this, peppering the area around Bloat with arrows until there are so many that it is almost impossible to discern one arrow from the next. He then takes a metaphysical needle and thread, and pulls them through slots at the back of each arrow, and arrow, and connects the other ends to specific segments of reality. Noah stands back and demonstrates a little known fact: Time actually works like clapper lights. He claps twice, and a ballistic barrage of bolts impale Bloat, simultaneously tearing at the fabric of what lets it exist.

The Bloat takes 22,000 damage, and gets Stunned! You then gain 66,000 research!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1484956505))

oh buoy a fifty charge. I have no idea what to do with this (I assume it's for character upgrades?) I then throw the Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup at the Psi-Dogmodder. DELIRIUM: 8/35 (+1 from Revan, +1 from Toast, +3 from Alicia) (upping this to a 35) +2 to Toast, +1 to Revan.

It is. Your 35 is illegal, as Piono's 100s are 5 20s using the charge connector. Sorry. Psi throws a dog at the Infinite Ketchup, before it pierces through him, dealing 2 damage!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1484967776))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: CHAIN BROKEN. I vote for early Impetus. Dis gon b gud. Razihel opens the AG present, then notices the Impetus charge. "..." "..." Then it dawns on him why everyone is gorillaed. "HOLY gorilla SHE'S GONNA DO A COMB RAVE!" After realizing that he killed Aghanim's Conglomerate with his 40-post charged attack, and that Impetus is a thing, he does the same panic-victory dance HealerX did in the mindscape. Incredible. Meowmere (Terraria) && Gambol Shroud (RWBY) = Meowception (Level ?) (1/?) Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (3/?) "oooooooooooooo": 2/20 fresh jimmy: 2/20 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Early Impetus voted for. You open the AG Present, and get a Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus - goddammit SONG. A Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus, you know what I'll call it the SONGination, has three charges, which do whatever the user wants with the power of a 3 / 5 / 7 post charge. You do a victory dance, which is strange as, well, you'll see.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1484996627))

Verdana quickly nicks the Gravity Core, seeing as the old owner probably isn't in any shape to use it right now. Then, he pauses. And he begins to turn to stare at the Fortress. There's... something of a dangerous look in his eyes. And, what was it, that minor detail that makes his current feelings so completely different from his usual relentless psychopathy? Oh yeah... he's not smiling right now. "Well now. Somebody is going to have to get badly, badly hurt. Alicia, say what you will and have me do what you feel works, but I feel oh so much like it's time to invest in a career in demolition crewman."

You take the Gravity Core. Murder the gorilla, brutally and efficiently, like what you specialise in.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1485239250))

20/20. Next. DONE. 6/20. Last. (+2 from Jon, +1 from Cyan) 1 spare charge. +1 to Piono, Redstone and Revan. '80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 3/8) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Noah flicks his hands through the air dismissively, sending luminous orb directly into Maddison Dela. Redstone loses 6 Store credit, gains 1 MHP, while Noah loses 50'000 Research. Next is expended. Next is summoned. Next. [N] 100'000/100'000hp. No attack. Passive - Next: Pick two entities. While you are alive, these entities will take 50% damage, and reflect the other 50% back to their attackers. You cannot target yourself with this. Queue: Gain an additional target permanently. Cooldown: 5. Noah then bashes Kha'Zix with Staller's Glory, before taking out a blowtorch and welding it's wings and legs together. No-one ever expects the blowtorch. "Honestly, between all of this, I'm probably best off with the AGs. If anything, I'll needs some allies that I didn't summon myself. I'll continue to provide character upgrades, regardless of faction, however. ... Actually, let's just call this Evil versus Oblivion, to a smaller scale. This place does look like it's going to fall apart pretty soon though." In a spectacular twist of events, Noah becomes an AG. Lack attacks Ascension. Perspective continues to reflect the visage of Ascension, but attacks Kha'Zix. Next targets Lack and Perspective.

Next summoned! You become an AG, and I profess my hatred for all AGs. Your entities are also AG now

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1485331861))

Jest is once again killed by TrickleJest. Too much roleplay. I'm just gonna be me. So I wack the fuck out of the cultists. I use 6 store credits from Toasse's store to purchase an HP up. Or at least, reserve a spot. And I use the 50 charge and split it in half to get 25/25 and use it to upgrade my HP and my regen, I guess. I don't know how much that'll give me, but it'll give me something. And I split my 20 post into 10/10 to upgrade HP and regen as well. Bing-Bing-Bong: 18/20 ???: 1/20 +3 to Joe.

You get +10 HP and +3 Regen! That's pretty tanky.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1485340247))

Uh. Sorry about that! Auth collects the 50 CP given to him, and then takes the 20 Charge he had ready. Options, options. Time to perform the classic duty of a Support. Auth expends his Charge, Reparation of the Narrative. An invisible force binds itself to Auth, raising his MHP by 5! Auth then takes the 50. He's suspicious of it, given its source, but isn't inclined to look a gift horse in the mouth. He takes the 50, and turns 10 points into 1 HP Regen. He turns the remaining 40 Points into... I don't remember what you said, Consumer, but I think it was a charged heal and the ability to bestow regen? Anyway... Ability 1: Bloodlines: Bestows +2 HP Regen to a player, or 8k HP Regen to an entity. Lasts until I give it to someone else lol. Ability 2: Heartbeat: Honestly, it's just a ripoff of Ace's Healing Item... Auth snags a Gift, for the lack of anything better to do.

You get +2 HP from the Gift, and Bloodlines / Heartbeat! You additionally get +5 HP!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1485341382))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. Razihel thwaps the Nuclear Chair at Bloat, giving it cancer, but since it is already cancer, it turns it into a fractal-y recursive cancer, that then gets telefragged by itself. Meowmere (Terraria) && Gambol Shroud (RWBY) = Meowception (Level ?) (2/?) Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (4/?) "oooooooooooooo": 3/20 fresh jimmy: 3/20 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Bloat takes 15,000 damage!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1485403959))

96/100 for ██████████ 3/20 for ███████████████████ +1 to revan, toast and cyan But I'm so close to getting rid of it. So, SO close. It will be nice to become what I was always meant to be. And it will be so nice to do it over all of your corpses. Eric and demonologist, having delivered the ultimatum, will return to the Fortress. They're still needed there.

Eric and Demonologist ditch.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1485444497))

+3 Piono Maddison sprays magic water onto the Needledog, making the needles fall off and probably reducing its damage.

The Needledog has no Needles - why do people keep screwing with me why is that blood
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The Needle Dog takes 30,000 damage.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485457349))

level: 5% Vengful god 6/(current max, whatever it is) cracked world 1/(current max) Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl6 6/7 Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 8/8 Done! next alchemy:  Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl ? 1/?  The handcrafted weapon of a distant hero. this kattana awakens a strange power in the user, the most common types being considered demonic and divine. the most skillful wielders can release long range shockwaves and create temporary black holes, as well as teleport using a technique called "blinking".  I attack Kha'Zix again, using the crystaline chestpiece to manipulate ambient power and launch blasts of purple and cyan light.

Kha'Zix takes 16,000 damage!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1485635005))

I join a thing, because why not. I join Neutral for now, as I won't get involved until prepared or sufficiently persuaded. I begin the charges Staff of White Magic: 1/20. Description when I'm less lazy Sword of Black Magic: 1/20. Description when, again, I'm less lazy

Welcome to the game!

Originally posted on 2017-01-28 20:23:00

You can't regenerate HP on full HP, and you can't regenerate HP on most null turns, if I recall correctly. Oh yeah, this is a null turn! We've been getting them a lot lately, but guess who it isn't a null turn for? That's right, me, Ally.

I activate Down to Size. Now, the AGs are heretically oversized, and I get the unfortunate feeling that with my GM sense they're about to get bigger, but there's really one figure who honestly needs some good, old, Downsizing.

JOE. Something tells me that versions of you do similar tactics in other timelines, right down to the chain of being. I was going to summon this entity with this Aron guy, but I'd really appreciate backup. I take out a pen, before righting TM on a piece of player, copyright going to me. Suddenly, all paper in the area belongs to me, and the paper forms and forms. The Great Spirits of Bureaucracy and Megacorporation leer at the assembled paper, and send a shard of themselves, an Assassin down into the assembled paper. The paper darkens and shifts, before a reaper forms, cloaked in shadow. Instead of the signature scythe, it carries a scroll, containing patents upon trademarks upon registered trademarks upon copyrights.

Meet my good friend, Trademark, everyone! What? I'm supposed to tell you how to kill it? Well, you don't kill it by removing the trademarks from its HP.

I think there was something else that needs to be cut down to size! Right, Psi! Howyadoing?

The Psi Dogmodder: Pretty fine.
The Psi Dogmodder: So, I get to exit the stage for a decent while. I hoped to get off Chaos Control, but eh, I'm fine with that.
The Psi Dogmodder: Watcha going to kill me live, in your infinite salt.

I am going to kill you with-

Oh. Psi got axed from the game, and took extra mental damage from the sheer horror of that pun.

heresyofnothing: sory i didnt mean to
heresyofnothing: aiming for blue maniac over there,she is on the long list of people who trigger me
heresyofnothing: like terrible and old people as opposed too cool and new people
heresyofnothing: like you descendants
heresyofnothing: on second tjhout i totally meant to do that
heresyofnothing: and im totally on you terrible and old descendant's team
heresyofnothing: not that i want to deal with your matters, i just want to make you cooler and newer
heresyofnothing: also where are my teammates :<

This was the previous GM's idea, wasn't it. Right up with that idiot I conscripted who was personally offended by the existence of Descendants. Anyway, you Anti-Godmodders get a cool and new version of Uzi who is just an Alpha. I don't think she's actually related to Uzi, but time-shenanigans may render that true or false at any time. I get backup, you get backup. We're even. You know, except for me being the Gamma godmodder and main antagonist who is not salty at all, and you being the Descendant skrubs with someone pretended to be the Omega Pluses, and I don't even like either of the Omega Pluses.
Okay, so backup summoned, what's next? I'd love to summon my good entity friend, Leviathan. Leviathan’s such a nice friend, but wait. There are two more things I need to do. First, the 23rd Lament becomes PG.

Second, I activate Impetus. The entire Battlefield becomed closer to the Fortress, which looms above you, tall and brooding. Do you really want to go in there? The last time someone tried to invade the cannons alone were enough to obliterate the resistance from miles away. You should know, you all were there.

Five minutes ago, wait SONG get out of my box.

No, you're not a narrator, I am. I belong here more than you do. What did you do with our lovely GM, by the way? Are they still kicking around in that box?

Oh, I stuffed them into the metaphysical incarnation of basements. They're having so much fun (liar), you can clearly see them enjoying the pain and suffering of everybody involved. Look, they're even writing a list of every entity who dies. Isn't the former GM such a nice person?

You're probably going to have a bad time with that when they get back, just a warning. They were nicer than you at the very least, I thought the two of us had a truce?

You are the main thief of my spotlight, after all. I'm not a particular fan of that. And getting back?

Hah.

That's the problem with you godmodders, always so cocky. While we were bantering here I had the cannons open fire on the Descendants. Your move.

(Note that you are not taking any damage right now. SONG is a skrub, like you Descendants.)

Consomme over there, I'm not sure if they're Annis or whatever, is setting up a little quest to rescue herself and a bunch of other people - oh. Oh. Eh, they're Descendants, and previous GM fiat means that every Descendant I care about is immune. Keep firing, it makes my life easier.

At point blank range? There's no chances to set that to 0. They're going to get hit, and they're going to take lots of damage.

GM fiat, silly SONG.

AND YOU. CAN'T. STOP IT. I'm in the GM fiat box too.

Well, uh, I'm in it stronger! For now.

Good luck getting into my castle with only two Descendants by the way. I'm sure you'll enjoy that.

Heh. If there's one thing that can harm you, it’s Descendants.

What are you waiting for? Get into his castle!? No, not all of you, I need to torture about half of you pre-Leviathan.

Oh yeah, horrible tortures! Sorry for being just a bit scatterbrained about this, but the Trials Ruleset is on! Have fun!
[big]IMPETUS.
How to Play.[/big]
Welcome to the Endgame or Lategame, Descendant skrubs and Jon and Verdana! In celebration of this, the charge cap is raised to 25 and the alchemy cap to 10! I’d make a witty comment about this rule being the only one you can read, but this is an entirely text based game so that would fall flat.

Now, cool and new Trial rules! First off, I am mostly invincible. I’m not completely invincible until I get to 10 HP, but if you somehow hit me, it will deal absolutely massive damage to the PGs or the current boss.

Next, Lives! “Does this mean we can lose?” Yes. Yes you skrubs. You can lose now. How can you lose? By running out of group lives. How do you lose lives? Well, you start with three, and every time more than 66% of the playerbase remains dead at once, you lose a life. Additionally, if you fail events, you lose a life. If you run out of them, the Narrative changes course to make me win and you lose, just like how it should be!

Now the OOC GM (who is an idiot now screw you two you’re as bad as the IC GM) is getting tired, so have this how to play on Impetus, written by a good SONG.

We should really get back into time shenanigans, shouldn’t we.

"Your goal here is to get into and infiltrate the Fortress, specifically the main citadel. You also need to not get caught by the archons. If your Heat level hits 100%, you'll be caught, and then promptly drowned by angry elemental soldiers. Having it go up aside from that might get you tangled in a fight with lesser guards. You might also sometimes find other people who the archons haven't caught yet, if you can rescue them they can make a distraction for you to lower your Heat level.
Be clever in your actions on how you try to stay hidden and you'll keep your Heat meter low, but don't forget to keep moving forward. You need to stop whatever SONG is doing in the Fortress Keep."

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[IMAGE IN REPLACEMENT DUE TO THE EVENTS OF IMPETUS.]
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β. ????? .β
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δ. ????? .δ
ε. ????? .ε
ζ. ????? .ζ
ω. THE PRE-TRIAL .ω
THE TRIALS
א. ASCENSION .א
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SONG is such a lovely and kind person, isn't he?
The Memorial of the Suffering.
The Itinerary
[SONG] die in a hole
[ALL]: Prepare for Impetus, or kick it off early?

The Battlefield ~Pre Impetus~
Anyone Can Die.
Lives: [III][11/11 Players Alive]

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 27/27 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Bloodlines (Applied Regeneration): None. Heartbeat: [IIII]
['AG'] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance, Psiform: Fillerform: [III], Chaos Control: [IIIIII]
[AG] TrickleJest: 30/30 HP, Regeneration (3 HP), Evasive (50%).
[AG] JOEbob: 20/20 HP, LVL: 6%, 5,000/15,000 Damage., 25/25 Energy (+5 per turn), Evasive (50%)
[AG] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 136,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 24/24 HP, 2 AC, Shielded. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.

[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Awakened Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Deflect (15%).
[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 20/20 HP,
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 23/23 HP, 80% Sanity.
[N] Emerald_Mann: 20/20 HP

[PG] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II][/color]

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Doll: "Does whatever I want it to." ~ Haruhi Suzimiya, DTG0. ???, (Alicia).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).

[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] Doggeration: 55,000/70,000 HP, Inflicts 2 status effects, out of 2 sets of 4.
[H] Needledog: 130,000/160,000 HP, Grants Allies Abilities, The Cycle: [III], The Garden: [IIIII].

[AG] Fate Testarossa: 60,000/150,000 HP, Invincible, Evasion (13%), Blitzkrieg: [III], Chaos Splinter: IIIII IIII, Isolated: I. [Pantheon]
[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 115,000/200,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Hyper Vulnerable to Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: [III] [Pantheon]
[AG] Gomez: 8/20 HP, Protecting JOE and Trickle, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: [II]. [Pantheon].
[AG] RoboMandela: 60,000/140,000 HP. 5 AC. Freedom Cannon A: [2/5], Freedom Cannon B: [4/5], Peacetimer: [1/3]. The Mandela Effect: [III]. [None.]
[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 150,000/200,000 HP, 2 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII]. [None].
[AG] Foundation of the Suffering: 115,000/115,000 HP, Non-Combat, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Foundation Deepen: [III], Prepared: [IIIII + 20].
[AG] Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus: 200,000/200,000 HP. Golems: 20,000/20,000 HP (x1) (+1 per turn). 3: [III], 5: [IIIII], 7: [IIIII II]. [Cyan].
[AG] Lack: 100,000/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]
[AG] Perspective: 80,000/80,000 HP, 1 AC, Targeting: Ascension.
[AG] Next: 100,000/100,000 HP. Targeting: Lack + Perspective. Queue: [IIIII]

[N] Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup: 45,000/45,000 HP.

[PG] [Broken] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 35,000/75,000 HP, 0% Sanity, Modifies Entity Stats on Hit, Regeneration (15,000 HP), A Tongue Verboten: [IIII]
[PG] [Broken] Untitled by Animal Collective: 100% Anti-Rhythm, Regeneration (10% Anti-Rhythm), Protecting the Scourge! AHHHHHH: [III], Being Piono Is Suffering: [IIIII], Aries Armour: III
[PG] [Broken] Maria: 50/50 HP. 100% Shroud, 100% Retribution Damage. Adminstration: [II], Void Assault the Ripoff: [III], Follow the Leader: [IIIII], I Am Nothing: [IIIII IIIII]

[PG] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: [III], Execute: [IIIII I], Mind Marked.
[PG] Kha'Zix: 134,000/220,000 HP, 0 Evolution Counters, Inflicts Isolation on being unattacked for a turn, Void Assault: [III]. [Verdana].
[PG] The Bloat: 49,000/100,000 HP - 5,000 HP, 25% extra damage from Splash, No-Dodge. Peepers (x2): 25% Hit Rate! Stun: II. [Jon]
[PG] Trademark: ™/™ HP. The Number Between My Curses: [IIIII]. Corporateclustergorilla: [IIIII]. Order: [IIIII].
[PG-PL] Ascension: 86/125 HP (x2), Double-Action, Memoir: That Stick That Hit Uzi + Rapture [Element: Mind]. Ascendant Glory: [III], Phoning In: [IIIII], The Morning Star: [IIIII II], 2-Drunkness: II, 1-Psi Assault: II. [Alicia]

[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 10/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.

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The Fortress
[N] Crowd of Archons (x901,000). 0% Heat. Will throw you out immediately if you trigger their ire. Fire power: More than you want to deal with. I’ve added a few new types since you last checked.



Originally posted on 2017-01-28 20:24:00

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = Silinium Bombardier (Level 2: 4/3) fin
Silinium Bombardier && Storage Cannon && Radioactivity and Chaos = 1/? ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = 4/5 Radioactivity And Chaos



HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


i remove Ascension's Face and tape it to the Needle Dog

Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.


20/20


20/20

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

Originally posted on 2017-01-28 22:17:00

I throw a splash potion of harming at the Bloat. Since the Bloat is undead, this heals him.

I then use the 50 to up my HP to 25, AC to 2, and funnel the rest into regen.

I then attempt to sneak into the fortress with the best stealth device in the known omniverse: a cardboard box.

the 35 goes back to being a regular 25, and is renamed to "we're running out of ideas"

also it's now at 9/25, which is cool

and good.

I then toss Engie a +2, and toss a +1 at Bomber.

Originally posted on 2017-01-28 22:41:00

100/100 for █████████████████
I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector.
4/20 for ███████████████████

You know what? I think I shall take my sob story further down, where its safe from certain prying eyes. If you want to see my story, you will not see it in the updates.



Originally posted on 2017-01-28 22:53:00

level: 6%
energy: 0?
Vengful god 10/20 +3 from tricklejest
cracked world 2/20
+3* tricklejest
[the free 25 is used to give me one of the following:
greater base damage
greater crit chance
greater crit damage
or any sort of damage buff.]
Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl6 7/7 Done!
Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 2/11(?)
perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 1/? lvl?
"this katana has powers over perception and blood, drawing on both at will.
when both are used at once, the consequences could be disastrous, but if your stuck between a rock and a hard place, it might be worth it. [small]or if your a descendant[/small] Its power seems to be restricted somehow?"
I leap forward, and slash Kha'Zix with the pickaxe of earthen power, landing a deep gash, and cyan energy twirls from the crystalline chest-piece, spinning around the pickaxes tips, and leaving slowly fading trails behind itself. I throw the pickaxe at them, and it lodges into their skull-analogue, beams of light shining out from the point of impact. I jump backwards as their head-analogue begins to crack, and land just as the explosion launches the pickaxe back towards me, catching it with one hand and almost instantly running forward, throwing the pickaxe as a boomerang mid-run. right after I release it, I accelerate, arriving on the other side of Kha'Zix about 1/2 a second before the pickaxe, and punch it at a ~22.5 degree angle relative to perfect horizontal, causing the pickaxe to embed itself into its side as it falls to the ground. I then roll under a random fireball that was only there so I have an excuse to roll, and snatch up the pickaxe, bringing kha'zix with me. Kha'Zix is helpless, and I shake the pickaxe over a spike pit, dislodging Kha'zix into it, and deciding to use the "Earthen Power" part. glistening balls of light flow from the chestpiece to the pickaxe, and it glows a light brown. I thrust the pickaxe upwards, and my enemy is launched into the air with a spire of rock. a flick of the wrist later, and about 20 chunks of rock float into the air, with me on one of them. I throw the pickaxe at him, and it bounces off all the rocks, landing 15 hits on him. I then leap forward, and my rock chunk moves a bit to help me. after landing quite a few more gashes, I impale him with 298 thin earth spikes that then snap and get stuck in his body, followed by sticking the pickaxe in their head-analogue, where it makes all the dirt expand and tear Kha'Zix apart.

I thank tricklejest twice, and marvel at the idea that we might give +3s now due to being unaware of this

Originally posted on 2017-01-28 23:51:00

Staff of White Magic: 2/20. I'll write up a description eventually... just you watch
Sword of Black Magic: 2/20. Ditto
I hide in a nearby place where I can hide (circular logic!), then begin forging two items of magic, a Staff and a Sword

Originally posted on 2017-01-29 00:28:00

@Dogman: CHA<0>S C<0>NTR<0>L. S<0>LIDUS. CRITICAL MASS. D<0> IT. N<0>W.
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<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Razihel grabs Trademark, bodyslams it into the Elemental Plane of Fair Use, then watches the huge anti-matter/paradox reaction explosion from the safety of the battlefield.

The SONGination and its Golems delivers a shipment of crude, unrefined Whoop-Hind to Ascension.

Meowmere (Terraria) && Gambol Shroud (RWBY) = Meowception (Level ?) (3/?)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (5/?)

"oooooooooooooo": 4/25
fresh jimmy: 4/25

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2017-01-29 01:58:00

14/20. Last. (+2 from Cyan and Consumer, +1 from Battlefury and Piono)
1/25
1 spare charge (20) IN USE.

+1 to Piono, Battlefury and Cyan.

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 4/8)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Noah activates his spare charge at long last.

'Spare Charge That I Forgot The Name Of' EXPENDED.
~ATH UPGRADED.

Killing Noah will now effectively instantly kill you, with the only exceptions being Bosses and Alicia. To bosses, a different amount will be in place. Likely more than 60'000 damage, as that's what it was previously. Yes, he'll get that pissed when you kill him now. No, this isn't OP since you can just *not* kill him.

Noah takes up Staller's Glory once more and impales Ascension on the end. He leaps high into the air, then fires the bolt he's impaled on, sending him far into the distance. Once he hears a resonating 'thud' he pulls back on the rope connecting the bolt and the crossbow, pulling Ascension into a pit of snakes. Large snakes. And scorpions. Small scorpions. They tend to be the most dangerous.

I think I'll also take control of Rengar, since who would understand him better?

Rengar uses Savagery on Ascension.
Lack deconstructively applies itself to a problem; said problem being The Bloat.
Perspective continues to focus on the damage Ascension takes, before attacking it himself.
Next continues targetting Lack, but moves Perspective's targetting onto Rengar.



Originally posted on 2017-01-29 11:24:00

[OOC] So, I've been thinking about the TrickleJestian rules of DTG roleplay.
Consomme's probably familiar with them. They're very loose and I change them around a bit, but the usual constants are no Mary Sues, all characters must be OCs, inspired characters are okay but those that are flat out the same (i.e. RPing as Mario) are not allowed (although I don't do inspired shit anyway, if anyone is inspired that means they're inspired from another character of mine, i.e. Trickle is inspired from an early character called Watt Tesla and they look strikingly similar although Watt is long gone). Another common rule of mine is making the characters flawed. Not all characters will be as flawed as Trickle or Jest, but I tend to give them some flaws. Backstories are also important, but that's just the common rule of roleplay. Trickle and Jest have a backstory, although they lack motivation and that's something I should work on. Basically, I'm rambling. I should get on with the post, really. I just started this bit because I was conflicted whether using TrickleJest (me) or not as an RP is allowed by my rules, frankly I don't really care, all this roleplay is getting me confused. [/OOC]

I use Bing-Bong-Bing or whatever the fuck it was called to give me and Joe an AC point. Hopefully this is enough for that, if not, I upgrade both of our health.
Sorry for the annoying health upgrades, I just joined in the late game and being prepared is good.

As for my attack, I don't. Seriously. I don't think attacking really matters, so I attempt to evade all attacks targeted at me.

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???: 4/20
!!!: 1/20

+3 to Joe.

Originally posted on 2017-01-29 14:35:00

"Murder? I can do that."

Verdana cracks his knuckles. In the background, just as the 298 earth spires from Joe's attack would have impaled Kha'Zix, a sudden surge of gravity yanks the bug-assassin out of harms way and over to Verdana's side. He'd probably have complained about not being saved earlier on, but is pre-silenced by Verdana flashing him a quick glare to shut him up pre-emptively. Then, the albino quickly makes a short explanation and plan to him, before turning and marching on the fortress, while Kha'Zix appears to vanish from sight.

A moment later, outside the fortress gate, Verdana is standing alone. He stares at the entrance to the fortress for a moment, knowing full well that he's standing outside THE front gate, then does exactly what one would be expecting him to do and smashes the gate aside with an incredibly forceful pulse of gravitational pressure. Shards of gate just end up flying all over the place, Verdana walking through the frame of the gate without pausing in stride, watching as some of the shards crash against buildings and fortress decorations and everything, creating one incredibly loud racket of noise. He smirks a little at what awaits him, continuing to advance. As he walks, empty buildings begin to crumble around him from his mere presence, the ejection plates of the fortress cracking and snapping clean in half even before he reaches them. Naturally, considering the noise, Archons would soon come to try to stop him or throw him out or something like that. He's glad. He wants it to happen. He'll rip them all to shreds if given enough time...

Earth Archons? Smashed to pieces and ripped apart via sheer gravitational force. Fire Archons? Dispersed in a splash of water, then blown away into the wind in a puff of smoke. Water Archons? Armies of plants rocket up from the ground and absorb their entire bodies into their being, then collapse in on themselves and dry them out in moments. Air Archons? Dragged into the earth the moment they come into view, then crushed by pressure until they explode. Plant Archons? Swallowed up in a flash of flames and roasted into something that not even a vegetarian would eat. Energy Archons? Verdana pretty much yanks them into his body by force and absorbs them, obliterating any semblance of life in them without bothering to think about it. Ice Archons? A series of lava torrents rise up from the ground, collapse in on the Ice Archons, and then they are not there anymore. Lightning Archons? Metal shards rip out from the ground and stab them, then recede with the electric potential dispersed into the soil. Metal Archons? Frozen solid, then shattered once they've become brittle fragile shells of their former selves. Psychic Archons? Verdana isn't entirely sure what to do about those ones, but they don't pose a threat to him in the first place due to how his body works, so he leaves them be if they give up, or just subjects them to the torment of rapidly being firebombed and drowned and shredded and earthsmashed and various other things. And that's to say nothing of the elite elemental beings, which Verdana doesn't even have to use specific elemental counters on and can just crush with gravity and lock down with time to his heart's content.

...The only thing he does not have a proper answer outside of "throw away with gravity" for is the Demopans. But, given the way he can rip through the other forces, that shouldn't be a problem, right? Especially since they NEED to get into melee range to be able to hit him, and with the stakes as they are right now, Verdana is NOT going to just stand there and let melee characters run up to him anymore.



Meanwhile, in another section of the fortress well away from Verdana's incredibly loud and attention-grabbing chaotic battle against literally everything, Kha'Zix the Void Reaver exits invisibility, safe inside one of the abandoned houses. As was detailed to him, his orders are to try to get to the main fortress keep and obtain as many supporting forces on the way as he can. If he can manage to keep momentum up and sneak quickly enough, he might be able to grab a sizable enough force from whoever's still alive in the fortress, keep them away from Verdana's chaotic assault on the fortress, and get to where he needs to be. His invisibility and mobility should come in handy for making sure he gets through undetected. With his objective known to him, Kha'Zix revanishes, beginning on his way to try to reach the keep.

Raiding Party: 3/25 (+2 from Jon)
+2 to Jon

Originally posted on 2017-01-30 08:48:00

level: 6%
energy: 0?
Vengful god 11/20
cracked world 3/20
+3 tricklejest

Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 3/11(?)
perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 2/? lvl?
I gather energy with the crystal chestpiece, and release a shockwave of sound, recording the corridors of the fortress, and notice kha'zix sneaking around because echolocation. still a bit annoyed
about him vanishing mid attack, I lift a small chunk of rock and get on, proceeding to soar soundlessly toward kha'zix. now, kha'zix would probably be running from the first explosion, but it is covered
by verdana fighting her way through. a few controlled sound bursts to update my knowledge, and I arrive, jumping off the boulder and letting it sail straight into the invisible kha'zix. at this range, speach will be enough for the echolocation, so I start talking.
why hello there kha'zixInoticedsomeonesavedyoufrommyattackrightbeforeicouldhavefullyvaporisedyouandihavedecidedthatiwillkeepattackingyousinceanyreinforcements
yougetaremyenemysithinksoyeachandalsoiamstilltalkingsoicanecholocateyouandyouare
probablyunconsiousbynowduetothebatteryofattacksyoucan'tseesinceyoureyesdon'tabsorblight
whileinvisiblesoyoucan'tseeandyeahandibetyourgoingtodieprettysoonoratleastberenderedunabletofinishyourmission, ay?
hey, george is in AAA, ay. AAAA,ay?no,not AAAAA,Ay. AAA,Ay? AAAA,ay, like i said ay.
as i say this, the rock splits into pieces and spins around me, protecting me from harm, and I draw earth toward me, strengthening the wall. kha'zix tries to escape,
but gets smashed by large slabs and boulders, knocking them back into place. after a short while, the rocks fly at it and covers kha'zix, dragging them out to where
Verdana is, and making them look like an earth elemental. after Verdana attacks it, i throw kha'zix all the way to the moon, and make a new mountain there to smash
them back down to earth, where they land on an extremely short range nuclear mine, which blows up, launching him into a pink velvet hammer, which smashes them
into a giant stone pinkie finger, which bends down and smacks them into a giant hand of rocks, which crushes them, and proceeds to knock them around a Lot, and
stab them a few times for good measure. they are then thrown straight towards heresyfo..., so heresyo will try to kill them. of course, I stop kha'zix from hitting them,
and then dig a hole to the earths mantle, drop them in, and then launch them out through a volcano, right into a meteor thats moving at mach 7. they then get pelted
with rocks and bits of space junk, before i finally finish off with a giant rock- laser powered by the chestpiece and pickaxe, which makes them go through a weird rift into
the void, get hurt due to inhospitable conditions, and sends them back to this world.

"hm"
"I wonder how the world will prevent things like "I turn intangible and float through, using echolocation-based knowledge to guid myself to [place i am going]"
"Seems like it doesnt"
"This shouldn’t be hard then."
[when going through the fortress, I mean.]

Originally posted on 2017-01-30 12:38:00

Update either tomorrow or Wednesday, depending on the amount of posts. As a note, more people should likely go into the Fortress, as failing that will likely be bad.

Since I'm somewhat worried, does everyone understand how to get into the Fortress? I feel that a lot of people are confused about it.

Originally posted on 2017-01-30 19:01:00

I am confused about the fortress in general, as well as why we would go there, since the goal is to kill alicia, not SONG.
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-01-30 19:11:00

100/100 for █████████████████
I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector.
6/20 for I don't even know anymore
2/20 for still no idea
+1 to cyan, toast and bfury

1 cyan, 1 toast



Originally posted on 2017-01-31 03:27:00

16/20. Last. (+1 Piono)
2/25. Come Home.

+1 to Piono, Battlefury and Cyan.

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 5/8)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Noah scatters particles of sand across the ground between Kha'zix and JOE. He sets them vibrating furiously, effectively disrupting his echolocation entirely. As he does so, he creates a wall of sandstone, and whacks JOE with it, pushing him into a second one. While he is sandwiched between the two, he has a friendly discussion with him.

Do you have any idea how much heat you would generate if you went in after Kha, shouting at the top of your lungs!? Yeahno, it's really not worth it.

He keeps JOE there for a few more seconds, leaning against one of the walls, before pushing off and letting them crumble to the ground. In turn, JOE too crumbles to the ground, somehow undamaged.

You'll get a chance to kill him later, but honestly this operation will go a lot more smoothly if Kha'Zix is involved.



Originally posted on 2017-01-31 08:35:00

Kha'Zix, in the middle of sneaking around the fortress, notices Joe's approach from behind. The void reaver would probably have been struck by the relentless storm of attacks from Joe, if it weren't for the fact that he's banking on one thing. That being the idea that an invisible Kha'Zix would be a blink Kha'Zix. Unfortunately for him but fortunately for the assassin of the void, this is not the case. Thus, when the rock is sent towards him, Kha'Zix responds by jumping out of the way in a flap of his wings, turning around with a visible scowl of irritation and readying his blades and spikes. Something looks different about him now. There's an air of... is that... A sudden burst of Descendency? Was this part of Verdana's plan? Considering the remark Alicia made about Descendants, it's entirely possible that he chose to factor that in...

"You still pursue me? Begone, you fool. You're not worth eating!"

Naturally, Joe has probably not opted to begone. Thus, Kha'Zix growls, then sharpens his blades by scraping them against one another, slashing at the slabs and boulders to dice them apart so he can use stealth to get away. Combined with the sand encasing him from Noah's intervention, it's going to be downright impossible to track him down now... Although, his image does appear in front of Noah just for a moment to nod a gesture of thanks to him. Then, he's off. Deeper into the fortress. Moving even faster now, just in case Joe STILL goes after him for some inane reason. Mercifully, Verdana's extremely loud and chaotic battle at the other end of the fortress should help keep the heat off of what just happened. I mean, would you be paying attention to a minor conflict between a void reaver and a... erm... person, or would you be paying attention to a massive battle between one guy with a battery attached to him and a literal army of basically every element?

Raiding Party: 4/25
+2 to Jon

Originally posted on 2017-01-31 08:45:00