Razihel charges up a HUGE attack.

Infinite, in-, and -infinite power:
-10 pionocash. (charge combination)
Razihel shoves Orb Psi into Rapture. According to Piono, the creator of that OP sword, Rapture has zero energy shielding. None. Zilch. Nil. This means that anything that's standing near it that isn't the wielder gets fried by ten to twenty elemental energies at the same time. Piono also said that Rapture and its previous iterations were direct portals to the elemental planes. So that means...

First up is fire. Orb Psi gets dunked into a pit of Fire Elementals wielding Chinese ripoff Infernal Torments, loaded with Chinese ripoff Origin Blaze Rods, Chinese ripoff Transcription Rods, name any Chinese ripoff of any fiery rod, they've got it. They start firing, then Orb Psi gets horribly roasted.

Second up is wind. After Orb Psi's incineration, it goes through a portal, directly into a jet engine blade spinning at 420,696,969 miles per hour, then into the forceful punch of a Wind Golem, which knocks it into the next dimension.

Next, it's earth. Orb Psi immediately meets an Earthbomb to the face-analogue after visiting this dimension. In fact, it's nothing but Earthbombs rapidly flying into Orb Psi. It gets knocked back into the next destination on Orb Psi's Vacation in Various Elemental Areas.

After that, Orb Psi flies into the boundless sea that is the water dimension. What happens next is- <DATA INCOMPATIBLE. INITIATING CLEANUP.> Due to the water being glitchy, the water dimension is defragged for a long time, but Orb Psi gets messed up a lot. Its glitchy remains glitch into the next dimension.

Ice. All around Orb Psi is a multitude of sculptures of Wood Man with speech bubbles that all say "ice." The sculptures awaken, and repeatedly impale Orb Psi with leaves made out of ice. The orb gets teleported to the next area.

Light. Orb Psi is used as a disco ball for a disco dance floor, using lasers that somehow hurt it, and are in different strengths, sizes, and firing rates. The string suspending it snaps, and it falls, then breaks. Another teleportation happens.

Darkness. Orb Psi is met by many clones of Battlefury's DTG Chaos build, in the Shadow Realm. They start repeatedly slashing it with the Ripper's Blade, although that's in Lyrascape. The Ripper's Blades become waves of pure telefrag that head into Orb Psi, and kill it into the next dimension.

Void. Orb Psi is slowly and painfully morphed into a hybrid between its current form and a Perfectly Generic Object. The transformation would be agonizing, IF ORBS OF GODMODDING ENERGY COULD FEEL PAIN. It is too generic to save now at this point. But let's continue.

Space. Orb Psi gets lost in a sea of SPAAAAAAAAAAACE Cores that regularly emit neurotoxins that somehow affect orbs of godmodding energy. The stacks of Badly Poisoned go up exponentially, due to the sea having a total of zero healing sources. Orb Psi eventually gets out of the sea of Space Cores.

Entropy. Orb Psi is met by a horde of bunnycats, which all do the /, then the <, then the 0, then the >. Like a million ripoff Crimson Scales smash into Orb Psi, and explode, with all negative effects. It is then shoved into a Cluckin' Bell.

Order. Big Smoke asks Orb Psi for two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda. The memes, the DNA of the soul, is physically ripped out of Orb Psi, to create that large order. Orb Psi takes huge damage from this, due to Chairiel mechanics.

Distortion. Orb Psi's form is twisted up again, but by the community of DeviantArt. The cansur of each new corruption of its form increases with every polymorph, so high, that Orb Psi temporarily gains sentience, changes it back, destroys this zone, and loses sentience just in time for the next trip.

Creation. A crowd of 420 engineers start building Level 3 sentries, Level 2 sentries, Level 1 sentries, dispensers, and teleporters to shoot down Orb Psi as it falls into the zone. A storm of missiles, bullets, and exploding structures completely obliterates Orb Psi.

Oblivion. For the Red vs. Blue reference, Orb Psi is dunked into a giant mug of Red Bull, which gives it loads of energy, which makes it bounce off the walls repeatedly, until it shatters from the sheer force. Again.

Reality. Orb Psi visits Reddit, browses the site for a while, and then its sides start going into orbit, then down into the orb again, causing it to be completely destroyed. Its remains fall into the Battlefield.

Razihel then shoves Orb Psi's ashes into the Awakened Giga Gun, sending it into one last dimension and gaining another revstack.

Finally, Dakka. There's so many bullets Orb Psi lags out and quits the game. Kek.

REVSTACKS: 2.

Overkill goes to Ascension.

Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (5/6)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (1/?)

Infinite, in-: 20/20 (Autocompleted)
-infinite power: 20/20 (Autocompleted)

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2017-01-11 09:20:00

Voidmist 20/20 may still be here
Steffen 1/20
Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 6/8
Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl? 4/?
i continue mining for the previously mentioned material

Originally posted on 2017-01-12 10:54:00

Shaken Soda && Revolver = Explosive Soda Revolver 3/??? (consumer y u no give level)
Can Opener && Hyper Batteries = Rapid Can Opener 1/???

Maddison goes up to Ascension and asks:
Hey! What's 9 +10?
Ascension responds with 19.
Wrong answer! It's 21! I''ll give you another chance since I'm so nice, and you're so powerful, which means you're smart. What's 9 + 10?
Ascension sighs and responds with 21.
Wrong answer! It's 19! I''ll give you another chance since I'm so nice, and you're so powerful, which means you're smart. What's 9 + 10?

Maddison keeps doing this until Ascension gets tired of her playful additude and jumps into a convenient lava pool.

Originally posted on 2017-01-14 15:58:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 3.

Razihel throws Ascension into the now definitely-dead Orb Psi, and fires the Awakened Giga Gun on him.

Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (6/6) (Done!)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (2/?)

"oooooooooooooo": 1/20
fresh jimmy: 1/20

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2017-01-16 09:33:00

Ace plucks a free Christmas gift nervously and opens it.

4/20 (+ 3 by Toast and Piono)

3/20 (+2 by Dogman and Jon)

+ 1 to Piono, Dogman and, Jon

Originally posted on 2017-01-18 09:43:00

Well, might as well have Kha'Zix focus Fate, seeing as isolation bonus. Also, Verdana gonna use the Splinter Buster's single-shot-targeting attack on Fate too, unless he can't use it, in which case IDK just have him crush her armor or something with gravity.

Originally posted on 2017-01-18 09:57:00

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1483769514))

20/20. Preparing... (Auto-Complete) DONE. 20/20. Different ways of seeing the same problem. (Auto-Complete) DONE. 2/20. Next. (+1 from battlefury and revan) +1 to piono, revan, cobalt Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Noah pokes Echidna lightly with a roasted cashew, dealing 0 damage. Instead, he opens the N present. ''Different ways of seeing the same problem' charge expended! Perspective summoned! Perspective. 80'000/80'000hp. 1 AC. Mirror, Mirror. Each turn, after attacking, target an entity or player. Your next attack will have damage equal to the damage they took between you targeting them and attacking, with a modifier based on the type of entity that you targeted. If multiple modifiers apply, the lowest will be used. Player: x2. Hostile: x1.75. Elite: 1.75x. Boss: 1.5x. ~ Other: x2. 'Preparing...' charge EXPENDED! uh. I don't actually know what to put here. 'Preparing...' charge UNEXPENDED!

You open the Neutral present, and get the Staller's Glory. Perspective summoned!

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1483817708))

Ace stares in horror as the Spy dies, she didn't mean to... "Oh my God." But she did, and now the Spy was dead, and it was partially her fault. She refuses, to watch her allies die like this, she's sickened, by her mistake. She grabs the Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath and seals their wounds protectively. She hugs the Cultist who looks uncomfortable in this situation. She gets ahold of herself before eventually and releases the Cultist who shuffles awkwardly off. Sanity Armor 20/20 (Consumer Autocompleted) ((SAN damage is stupid and you know it, so I have decided to put a stop to that.)) Ace mentally constructs a representation of the Four Pillars of Sanity within her mind, allowing her to create some defense against the mental trauma everyone loves inflicting upon her. She feels mentally stable, she's not going to break like Ascension. She refuses that fate, she'll be strong, she needs this stability within her. ??? 20/20 Untitled by Animal Collective now regenerates 10% Anti-Rhythm every turn at the bequest of Nyarlathotep who appears to be enjoying the song on repeat. The eldritch sensibilities in music are strange to fathom. +1 to Speedon, Piono, and Toast

The Cultist is healed for 15,000 HP! 10% Sanity Armour granted, and 10% Anti Rhythm regen granted!

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1483827413))

85/100 for Equivalence 1/100 for Panopticism +1 to toast, bfury and revan 2 toast, 1 bfury, 1 revan

And now we just wait and see.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1483832488))

Nova Cataclysm && Ignis Imbued Fire = Hellfire Cataclysm (Level ?, 1/?) (Enderium Ingot || Diamond Chestplate) && 10x Module Slot = Modular Enderium Chestplate (Level 7, 1/8) [!] 1/20 [?] 1/20 +3 to Toast. Kanon uses the Scryer Shard to empower v4 Flower. Then she chugs a healing potion.

v4 is dead! You heal for 3 HP!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1483852590))

L.armor 20/20 autocompleted is there a rule about leveling systems? if so, how much do they cost? is 20 charges enough? what about 40? if 20 is enough, i use L. armor to create a leveling system that i will detail shortly. if 40 is enough and 20 is not, i use both if aloud. if neither of these works, i will decide what to do after being informed. base level: 5% i increase in level % every time i use the system to do anything other then prepare/generate energy, so essentially when i use energy to do things uses of system: generate energy to do actions that would otherwise take several turns without it being interruptible (EG: i want to change weather but it will take 2 rounds to do so, i can use energy to do it in one round so people don't counter it part way through.) portals (need 10% to do one per turn, can be done once every 2 turns at base) essentially, the DLE thing as a leveling system. feel free to define how quickly i level up however you like, decimal %'s are fine and its supposed to be slow anyway. at 25% level, i can alter the system slightly at 50%, i can do that again at 100%, i can improve the system and raise the (level) cap using 5 turns of energy. energy generation limits: at 5% i generate 5 per turn, when i have 5+ stored, i generate 4, when i have 9+ stored, i generate 3, when i have 12+, i generate 2, at 14+ its 1, i always generate at least one. if i had 6%, then it would be 5% gen at 6+ stored, 4% gen at 11+, 3% at 15+, 2% at 18+, 1% at 20+.      Voidmist 20/20 autocompleted IFF the leveling system can be done with 20 charges or less, this charge stays for now, otherwise it is consumed. (is it 3 posts or 3 EOTB's that charges get 'nuked' after? +3 tricklejest     Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 5/8     Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl? 3/? [GM did not specifie level] i grab AG present, if there is more time in my action, i go mining for the crystal again. alsoyeslordenglishisreleventwhatisyourMETAleveltoolowto"""remember"""it? EDIT: please just go with meta knowledge you (should?) have, that was supposed to make things quicker, not longer and simpler, not more complicated.

Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl6 3/7
You have infinite Crystallised Pheblotinum now that you've gotten it. I don't entirely get your levelling system. I get that energy is a sort of action boosting thing, and I getthat there's a level % thing, but self-modifying levelling systems are kind of abusable, and I don't fully understand the energy generation limits.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1483995080))

8/20. Next.(+3 from Cobalt, +1 from Revan and Piono) 1/20. Last. 1 spare charge. +1 to piono, battlefury, revan '80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = ? (Level ? - 1/?) Noah starts playing a Battleheart Legacy port on his laptop. He goes for perhaps the most powerful build, the Ninja/Rogue/Battlemage (since it scales so well). Now, why is this build so powerful? Well, it can do about 2000 damage to all enemies in a fairly large line pretty reliably. Basic attacks do abooout 80-120 damage, even more if you crit (which isn't very unlikely). Combine that with the Intelligence scaling and stun chance from Thundering Weapon, and the immense burst you get from the rogue skills... you have a pretty neat operation. Noah transports Ascension into his game, as per usual for his video game attacks, and goes ham. Thundering Weapon! Stun chance on all attacks, bonus Intelligence-scaling damage. Stealth! +50% damage and guaranteed crit on next attack. Blade Rush! The 2000 damage thing I was talking about. Twin Strike! x3.5 basic attack damage per weapon, for a total of x7. Shadowstep! x7.5 basic attack damage on a target + autododge. Mana Strike! Tons of damage + stun, because thunder weapon. Flame weapon! Resets mana strike, bonus crit chance, bonus intelligence scaling damage. Mana Strike! A bit less AoE damage, but hits twice, because of Flame Weapon. Arctic Weapon! Resets Mana Strike, freezes enemies, bonus intelligence scaling damage. Mana Stike! Deals a bunch of damage in a line, freezing everything it touches! Assasinate! Deals increased damage based on how much health the target is missing. And I mean a LOT of damage. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7: 1/8)
Ascension takes 6 damage!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1484029432))

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = 3/? ?? Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = 3/? ?? I use my sanic speed to open my present, a bunch of Misc Presents, and the AG present. Inventory: Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2] Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7] Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 28/29 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm anti pagebrekosk 21/22 uh 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

I gave those alchemies levels. You open up the Psiform, a Bracelet that has three forms: Entropyform, which inflicts integrity damage and does cool entropy things, Dogform which inflicts stacks of Psi's Mark of Dog and Fillerform, which removes the need of effort in attacks but ruins creativity bonuses.
Each of those forms have a special: Bracket Hell, Doggers and Wall of Text, each acting as an enhanced action! Doggers also has a summoning capability. You get a +3 to both charges, and then run out of sanic speed.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1484091343))

I whack Echidna with a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe. charghrrgegegeg: 20/20 (autocompleted) I use that chreuhrteahrheshfarge to summon everyone's favorite Isaac boss, The Bloat. stats The Bloat: HP: 100,000/100,000 Attacks: Leap: The Bloat becomes airborne for one turn, and deals 25,000 damage to one target and 2,500 damage to eight other targets. Blood Fountain: Deals 5,000 damage to the Bloat, deals 5,000 damage to every melee attacker that attacks the Bloat for two turns. Dual Brimstone: 15,000 damage to two targets. Passives: Huge: Takes 25% more splash damage and cannot dodge. Bleeding: Loses 5,000 health each turn. Peepers: HP: ∞/∞ (x2) Attacks: Drift: 10,000 damage, 25% hit rate. Passives: Floating: Airborne. cool and good charge: 2/20 (+1 from Revan) +1 to Revan, +2 to Toast.

Echidna is dead! Her spoil will be stated when I refactor the Battlefield! Bloat summoned! Leap's splash is stronger, but only applies to two targets!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1484126414))

Razihel charges up a HUGE attack. Infinite, in-, and -infinite power: -10 pionocash. (charge combination) Razihel shoves Orb Psi into Rapture. According to Piono, the creator of that OP sword, Rapture has zero energy shielding. None. Zilch. Nil. This means that anything that's standing near it that isn't the wielder gets fried by ten to twenty elemental energies at the same time. Piono also said that Rapture and its previous iterations were direct portals to the elemental planes. So that means... First up is fire. Orb Psi gets dunked into a pit of Fire Elementals wielding Chinese ripoff Infernal Torments, loaded with Chinese ripoff Origin Blaze Rods, Chinese ripoff Transcription Rods, name any Chinese ripoff of any fiery rod, they've got it. They start firing, then Orb Psi gets horribly roasted. Second up is wind. After Orb Psi's incineration, it goes through a portal, directly into a jet engine blade spinning at 420,696,969 miles per hour, then into the forceful punch of a Wind Golem, which knocks it into the next dimension. Next, it's earth. Orb Psi immediately meets an Earthbomb to the face-analogue after visiting this dimension. In fact, it's nothing but Earthbombs rapidly flying into Orb Psi. It gets knocked back into the next destination on Orb Psi's Vacation in Various Elemental Areas. After that, Orb Psi flies into the boundless sea that is the water dimension. What happens next is- <DATA INCOMPATIBLE. INITIATING CLEANUP.> Due to the water being glitchy, the water dimension is defragged for a long time, but Orb Psi gets messed up a lot. Its glitchy remains glitch into the next dimension. Ice. All around Orb Psi is a multitude of sculptures of Wood Man with speech bubbles that all say "ice." The sculptures awaken, and repeatedly impale Orb Psi with leaves made out of ice. The orb gets teleported to the next area. Light. Orb Psi is used as a disco ball for a disco dance floor, using lasers that somehow hurt it, and are in different strengths, sizes, and firing rates. The string suspending it snaps, and it falls, then breaks. Another teleportation happens. Darkness. Orb Psi is met by many clones of Battlefury's DTG Chaos build, in the Shadow Realm. They start repeatedly slashing it with the Ripper's Blade, although that's in Lyrascape. The Ripper's Blades become waves of pure telefrag that head into Orb Psi, and kill it into the next dimension. Void. Orb Psi is slowly and painfully morphed into a hybrid between its current form and a Perfectly Generic Object. The transformation would be agonizing, IF ORBS OF GODMODDING ENERGY COULD FEEL PAIN. It is too generic to save now at this point. But let's continue. Space. Orb Psi gets lost in a sea of SPAAAAAAAAAAACE Cores that regularly emit neurotoxins that somehow affect orbs of godmodding energy. The stacks of Badly Poisoned go up exponentially, due to the sea having a total of zero healing sources. Orb Psi eventually gets out of the sea of Space Cores. Entropy. Orb Psi is met by a horde of bunnycats, which all do the /, then the <, then the 0, then the >. Like a million ripoff Crimson Scales smash into Orb Psi, and explode, with all negative effects. It is then shoved into a Cluckin' Bell. Order. Big Smoke asks Orb Psi for two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda. The memes, the DNA of the soul, is physically ripped out of Orb Psi, to create that large order. Orb Psi takes huge damage from this, due to Chairiel mechanics. Distortion. Orb Psi's form is twisted up again, but by the community of DeviantArt. The cansur of each new corruption of its form increases with every polymorph, so high, that Orb Psi temporarily gains sentience, changes it back, destroys this zone, and loses sentience just in time for the next trip. Creation. A crowd of 420 engineers start building Level 3 sentries, Level 2 sentries, Level 1 sentries, dispensers, and teleporters to shoot down Orb Psi as it falls into the zone. A storm of missiles, bullets, and exploding structures completely obliterates Orb Psi. Oblivion. For the Red vs. Blue reference, Orb Psi is dunked into a giant mug of Red Bull, which gives it loads of energy, which makes it bounce off the walls repeatedly, until it shatters from the sheer force. Again. Reality. Orb Psi visits Reddit, browses the site for a while, and then its sides start going into orbit, then down into the orb again, causing it to be completely destroyed. Its remains fall into the Battlefield. Razihel then shoves Orb Psi's ashes into the Awakened Giga Gun, sending it into one last dimension and gaining another revstack. Finally, Dakka. There's so many bullets Orb Psi lags out and quits the game. Kek. REVSTACKS: 2. Overkill goes to Ascension. Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (5/6) Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (1/?) Infinite, in-: 20/20 (Autocompleted) -infinite power: 20/20 (Autocompleted) +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Orb Psi is dead, as is Agnahim's Conglomerate! Their spoil will be stated post refactoring! Ascension takes 12 damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1484218444))

Voidmist 20/20 may still be here Steffen 1/20 Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 6/8 Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl? 4/? i continue mining for the previously mentioned material

You don't need to mine to get materials.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1484409514))

Shaken Soda && Revolver = Explosive Soda Revolver 3/??? (consumer y u no give level) Can Opener && Hyper Batteries = Rapid Can Opener 1/??? Maddison goes up to Ascension and asks: Hey! What's 9 +10? Ascension responds with 19. Wrong answer! It's 21! I''ll give you another chance since I'm so nice, and you're so powerful, which means you're smart. What's 9 + 10? Ascension sighs and responds with 21. Wrong answer! It's 19! I''ll give you another chance since I'm so nice, and you're so powerful, which means you're smart. What's 9 + 10? Maddison keeps doing this until Ascension gets tired of her playful additude and jumps into a convenient lava pool.

Ascension jumps in near immediately, taking 3 damage!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1484559225))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 3. Razihel throws Ascension into the now definitely-dead Orb Psi, and fires the Awakened Giga Gun on him. Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (6/6) (Done!) Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (2/?) "oooooooooooooo": 1/20 fresh jimmy: 1/20 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Ascension takes another 4 damage!
yay I got you into UNSONG, no get back in your basement

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1484732589))

Ace plucks a free Christmas gift nervously and opens it. 4/20 (+ 3 by Toast and Piono) 3/20 (+2 by Dogman and Jon) + 1 to Piono, Dogman and, Jon

Your sanity and barrier are healed to full! Healing Item is restoredto full!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1484733454))

Well, might as well have Kha'Zix focus Fate, seeing as isolation bonus. Also, Verdana gonna use the Splinter Buster's single-shot-targeting attack on Fate too, unless he can't use it, in which case IDK just have him crush her armor or something with gravity.

Verdana uses the Splinter Buster! Fate takes 45,000 damage, and 10 stacks of Splinter, boosted by the Bad Ending!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry, that was me taking 5 damage from the deaths of two bosses.

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In preparation for Impetus and the Endgame, all players are healed to full, and given a one round period of invincibility. An announcement:
All new players, from this point onwards, get a 50 post charge to do whatever character upgrades they want with it. Grandfathered in, TrickleJest, Sp33d0n and Jondanger get a 50, and JOEbob gets a 25!

The Lament wonders why nobody's attacking it, before dealing 5 damage to Ascension, no questions asked! Hellhound then grants the Doggeration 10,000 HP, before the Doggeration inflicts 1-Drunkness and 2-Psi Assault onto Ascension! The Needle Dog kills Piko Utatatatatatatatane!

Fate takes 15,000 damage, before firing a volley of shoots at Kha'Zix! Yukari heals herself for 50,000 HP! Gomez uses Revolution, world turning around before Fate, already isolated, is stuffed into one of the many tempo spacial anomalies around here, making her invincible. RoboMandela uses the Peacetimer, healing Fate by 20,000 HP. Rengar deals a minicritical 10 damage to Ascension! Lack deals 6 damage to Ascension! Infinite Ketchup and Perspective deal 5 damage to Ascension!

The Cultist and Untitled brace themselves before the Scourge activates Cursed and -
[THIS IS YOUR NIGHTLY INTERMISSION FROM YOUR FAVOURITE PIONO PLAYER]
You see two shadowy shapes on the horizon, one engulfed in dark energies, demonic. The other is surrounded in a brilliant multi-colored aura shimmering with the power of all of the known elemental planes. Something seems off about them, however. Its definitely Eric and Demonologist, but it doesn't.. feel like them. They move too freely, as if not cognizant of the world around them... or maybe as if they're too cognizant of the world around them.The first thing to snap you out of wondering what's wrong is when demonologist throws down a bolt of darkness into the middle of the group.

"This is your first, last and ONLY warning. We are doing something important in the Fortress, if you people don't leave NOW, then we'll wipe you out as necessary. Stay. Out."

Ring. Ring. Ring.

"h-hello!? P-p-please I know you're out there! Please help, the archons have gone crazy and are randomly attacking and killing people in the streets... taking their souls up to"

Eric whips his arm back and the phone flies into the air. He clenches his fist, the phone crunches into a tiny ball, sparks, and explodes violently as the mini singularity it was turned into is released.
"We will not repeat ourselves."
[THIS HAS BEEN YOUR NIGHTLY INTERMISSION FROM YOUR FAVOURITE PIONO PLAYER]

That was not what I was expecting that happen. That was not what my alternate self was expecting to happen. I guess we could kick off Impetus earlier than usual, or the like, if you players all want to do so?

We were expecting the traitor, and wouldn't ya know it, automagically, the broken traitor is there. It appears that ripping your life force out to spite your enemies isn't particularly good for your health, and thus Maria is the Mute Mayor.

Kha'Zix is salty that he can't attack Fate and thus deals 3 damage to Gomez, straight like that - cut cut boom. The Bloat lasers Yukari and the Doggeration! Ascension stares off with a simple wave of the stick, dealling 50,000 damage to Kha-Zix and 40,000 damage to the Cultist, before waving Rapture at the Cultist, dealing 50% Sanity damage and triggering Ace (hey, technically not damage), screwing with her action, before dealing 10% Sanity damage to Lack and Yukari. He then cuts through the Lament, Marking its mind.

Psi +1s Doggo, before realising that he's in front of me in actions time. Yes, you are. Continue. He smacks Ascension in the face for 25 damage, and is about to do that again before Ascension speaks up, and says "nu fk u". He is forced to stop, and buffs Untitled with Aries Armour - not Damage Reduction, but Aries Armour in particular.

I +3 all PGs, before taking out a knife, and cutting through player mercy unvulnerability, just to make a statement. Player mercy invulnerability then falls down, crashing right through Ace's chance of having a happy life, and right through the Cultist, ruining its sanity. It then autokills Hellhound, just because.

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[big]THE PRELUDE
THE IMPETUS
α. THE LEVIATHAN .α
β. ????? .β
γ. ????? .γ
δ. ????? .δ
ε. ????? .ε
ζ. ????? .ζ
ω. THE PRE-TRIAL .ω
THE TRIALS
א. ASCENSION .א
ב. [REDACTED] .ב
ג. [REDACTED] .ג
ד. [REDACTED] .ד
ה. [REDACTED] .ה
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Hey, guys, isn't this Battlefield so lovely and cool and new!
The Memorial of the Suffering.
[center][/center]The Itinerary
[SONG] die in a hole
[ALL]: Prepare for Impetus, or kick it off early?

The Battlefield ~Pre Impetus~
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [5 vs 3]
Anyone Can Die.

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 24/24 HP, 2 AC, Shielded. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 20/20 HP,
['AG'] ['Broken'] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance,
Psiform: Fillerform: [III].
[AG] TrickleJest: 20/20 HP, 80% Sanity, Evasive (50%).
[AG] JOEbob: 20/20 HP, LVL: 5%, 0/15,000 Damage., 25/25 Energy (+5 per turn), Evasive (50%)

[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Awakened Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Deflect (15%).
[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 20/20 HP,
[N] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 70,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 23/23 HP, 80% Sanity.

[PG] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II]
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 23/23 HP. Evasive (50%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 10% Sanity Armour, 50% Retribution Damage.
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18).
Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [IIIII], Shatterpoint: [IIIII I]

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Doll: "Does whatever I want it to." ~ Haruhi Suzimiya, DTG0. ???, (Alicia).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).

[???] AG Present: ???.
[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: [III], Execute: [IIIII I], Mind Marked.
[H] Hellhound: 0/100,000 HP, Ally-Buffer, Lesser Dogs: 10,000/20,000 HP (x2), 20,000/20,000 HP (x2), BBB: [III].
[H] Doggeration: 55,000/70,000 HP, Inflicts 2 status effects, out of 2 sets of 4.
[H] Needledog: 160,000/160,000 HP, Grants Allies Abilities, The Cycle: [III], The Garden: [IIIII].

[AG] Fate Testarossa: 60,000/150,000 HP, Invincible, Evasion (13%), Blitzkrieg: [III], Chaos Splinter: IIIII IIII, Isolated: I
[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 115,000/200,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Hyper Vulnerable to Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: [III]
[AG] Gomez: 8/20 HP, Protecting JOE and Trickle, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: [II].
[AG] RoboMandela: 60,000/140,000 HP. 5 AC. Freedom Cannon A: [2/5], Freedom Cannon B: [4/5], Peacetimer: [1/3]. The Mandela Effect: [III].
[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 150,000/200,000 HP, 2 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII].

[N] Lack: 100,000/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]
[N] Modular Technologist Piko Utatane: 0/110,000 HP. Inflicts 1 out of 4 in a set of Status Effects.
[N] Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup: 45,000/45,000 HP.
[N] Perspective: 80,000/80,000 HP, 1 AC, Targeting: Ascension.
[N] Eric: 100/100 HP. Elemental Mastery [II]. Fantastic Nuke [IIIII].
[N] Demonologist: 100/100 HP. Burning Suns [II]. Hell on Earth [IIII].

[PG-PL] [Broken] Edgelord Prime: 0/55 HP, Counters hard, counters edgily, Crippling Despair: I.
[PG] [Broken] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 35,000/75,000 HP, 0% Sanity, Modifies Entity Stats on Hit, Regeneration (15,000 HP), A Tongue Verboten: [IIII]
[PG] [Broken] Untitled by Animal Collective: 100% Anti-Rhythm, Regeneration (10% Anti-Rhythm), Protecting the Scourge! AHHHHHH: [III], Being Piono Is Suffering: [IIIII], Aries Armour: III
[PG] [Broken] Maria: 50/50 HP. 100% Shroud, 100% Retribution Damage. Adminstration: [II], Void Assault the Ripoff: [III], Follow the Leader: [IIIII], I Am Nothing: [IIIII IIIII]

[PG] Kha'Zix: 170,000/220,000 HP, 0 Evolution Counters, Inflicts Isolation on being unattacked for a turn, Void Assault: [III].
[PG] The Bloat: 100,000/100,000 HP - 5,000 HP, 25% extra damage from Splash, No-Dodge. Peepers (x2): 25% Hit Rate!
[PG-PL] Ascension: 86/125 HP (x2), Double-Action, Memoir: That Stick That Hit Uzi + Rapture [Element: Mind]. Ascendant Glory: [III], Phoning In: [IIIII], The Morning Star: [IIIII II], 2-Drunkness: II, 1-Psi Assault: II.

[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 7/20 HP, 2 Actions, Chaos Control: [IIIII]
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP, Down to Size: [IIII], Impetus: [IIIII].

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The Fortress
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Originally posted on 2017-01-18 20:12:00

energy amount at turn start: 25/25 [=====]
at post end: 00/25 [=====]
level: 5%
aron re-purposed to be a delayed voidmist. 5/(current max, whatever it is) +3 from tricklejest
voidmist 20/20 re-purposed to be aron
hm, i get a twenty five...
this is gonna be fun
=)
so i can only buff myself with the 25?
and i suppose it probably can't add to the leveling...
increase crit chance as much as possible, or any other attack boost.
using the 20-charge, as well as all 25 energy(that I apparently have?), I summon Aron, the design and planing researcher who did well enough to get a name in a world long gone. 0 attack, and he has a system much like Steffans, but with 2 resources; Research points (RP) and Build points (BP). 1RP a turn, 2BP a turn.

Aron starts off by using fortifications so he doesn’t die immediately.
hp is lower then a normal 20 charge entity, but he can regenerate (HP is more like 15 charge entity, regen is like the remaining 5 charges, give or take.(i thought i would have more since +25))
so this will apparently summon a PG elite if i do it?
Fine.
I summon Foundation of the suffering (with 20 charges and 25 energy)
0 attack.
specials: foundation deepen 1/3 increases mhp and hp.
Prepared 1/5 ???can only be used in conjunction with a 20+charge
has as much HP as possible with this charge and such, 5% hp regen
does not affect entity advantage
Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl6 5/7
Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 7/8
I take a present.
having talked to consumer, I decide to start killing things.
I attack Kha'Zix, running forward with wandsword and the end of the void. I cut at it with the sword and jump over, creating a rift with the end of the void, making it fly into a wall of spikes, and encase it in sparkling blue energy, as dark purple light begins to gather around the end of the void, and i point it at the cage, a dark... fuzziness? around it and everything within looks like pure black with the previously mentioned purple border. I turn into a black wisp vanish.
in a black-purple realm formed by my mind and maintained by the end(of the void), 2 bodys appear. Kha'Zix and me. it runs forward, enraged by my attacks, and impales itself on a purple spike. wrenching free, it finds i'm standing on a small hill of crystals, and charges at me again...
only to grasp empty air and sail into a cave, which it traps itself in by making the ceiling break. it looks up, and sees me on its head, sticking my tongue out. it jumps upward, and impales itself on a stalactite, before slowly sliding down. the cave proceeds to collapse, crushing it. the black world then vanishes, and it falls to the ground where it was, badly battered.

Originally posted on 2017-01-18 22:21:00

90/100 for █████████
2/100 for ████████
+1 to cyan, revan and toast

Tick, tock.
Have any of you ever felt empty? Like you've had something essential removed from you?
Believe me, I understand that feeling. VERY well in fact.



Originally posted on 2017-01-19 02:14:00

/placeheld

6/20 (+1 by Piono)

4/20
+1 to Piono, Toast, and Cyan

Originally posted on 2017-01-19 04:11:00

+3 to Toast

Maddison smiles devilishly before turning The Bloat into a troll and raining buckets on it. It becomes extremely embarrassed and jumps into a pit of acid.

Maddison then buys +1 Max HP from Toast, if that's how it works.

Originally posted on 2017-01-19 05:31:00

​19/20. Next. (+3 from Redstone, +2 from Cyan and Jon, +1 from Battlefury, Piono and Revan)
2/20. Last.
1 spare charge.

+1 to Piono, Cyan and Jon

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 2/8)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Noah gains 24'000 research from dealing 6 damage to Ascension. He then shifts, freezing time. He takes out Staller's Glory and fires arrow after arrow at The Bloat. The arrows remain suspended in the air. He continues this, peppering the area around Bloat with arrows until there are so many that it is almost impossible to discern one arrow from the next. He then takes a metaphysical needle and thread, and pulls them through slots at the back of each arrow, and arrow, and connects the other ends to specific segments of reality.

Noah stands back and demonstrates a little known fact: Time actually works like clapper lights. He claps twice, and a ballistic barrage of bolts impale Bloat, simultaneously tearing at the fabric of what lets it exist.



Originally posted on 2017-01-20 23:32:00

oh buoy a fifty charge.

I have no idea what to do with this (I assume it's for character upgrades?)

I then throw the Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup at the Psi-Dogmodder.

DELIRIUM: 8/35 (+1 from Revan, +1 from Toast, +3 from Alicia) (upping this to a 35)

+2 to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Originally posted on 2017-01-20 23:55:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: CHAIN BROKEN.

I vote for early Impetus. Dis gon b gud.

Razihel opens the AG present, then notices the Impetus charge.

"..."

"..."

Then it dawns on him why everyone is gorillaed.

"HOLY gorilla SHE'S GONNA DO A COMB RAVE!"

After realizing that he killed Aghanim's Conglomerate with his 40-post charged attack, and that Impetus is a thing, he does the same panic-victory dance HealerX did in the mindscape. Incredible.

Meowmere (Terraria) && Gambol Shroud (RWBY) = Meowception (Level ?) (1/?)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (3/?)

"oooooooooooooo": 2/20
fresh jimmy: 2/20

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2017-01-21 03:02:00

Verdana quickly nicks the Gravity Core, seeing as the old owner probably isn't in any shape to use it right now. Then, he pauses. And he begins to turn to stare at the Fortress. There's... something of a dangerous look in his eyes. And, what was it, that minor detail that makes his current feelings so completely different from his usual relentless psychopathy? Oh yeah... he's not smiling right now.

"Well now. Somebody is going to have to get badly, badly hurt. Alicia, say what you will and have me do what you feel works, but I feel oh so much like it's time to invest in a career in demolition crewman."

Originally posted on 2017-01-21 11:03:00

20/20. Next. DONE.
6/20. Last. (+2 from Jon, +1 from Cyan)
1 spare charge.

+1 to Piono, Redstone and Revan.

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 3/8)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Noah flicks his hands through the air dismissively, sending luminous orb directly into Maddison Dela. Redstone loses 6 Store credit, gains 1 MHP, while Noah loses 50'000 Research.

Next is expended.
Next is summoned.

Next. [N] 100'000/100'000hp. No attack.
Passive - Next: Pick two entities. While you are alive, these entities will take 50% damage, and reflect the other 50% back to their attackers. You cannot target yourself with this.
Queue: Gain an additional target permanently. Cooldown: 5.

Noah then bashes Kha'Zix with Staller's Glory, before taking out a blowtorch and welding it's wings and legs together. No-one ever expects the blowtorch.

"Honestly, between all of this, I'm probably best off with the AGs. If anything, I'll needs some allies that I didn't summon myself. I'll continue to provide character upgrades, regardless of faction, however.
...
Actually, let's just call this Evil versus Oblivion, to a smaller scale. This place does look like it's going to fall apart pretty soon though."

In a spectacular twist of events, Noah becomes an AG.

Lack attacks Ascension.
Perspective continues to reflect the visage of Ascension, but attacks Kha'Zix.
Next targets Lack and Perspective.



Originally posted on 2017-01-24 06:27:00

Jest is once again killed by TrickleJest.
Too much roleplay.
I'm just gonna be me.
So I wack the fuck out of the cultists.
I use 6 store credits from Toasse's store to purchase an HP up. Or at least, reserve a spot.
And I use the 50 charge and split it in half to get 25/25 and use it to upgrade my HP and my regen, I guess. I don't know how much that'll give me, but it'll give me something. And I split my 20 post into 10/10 to upgrade HP and regen as well.

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Bing-Bing-Bong: 18/20
???: 1/20

+3 to Joe.

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 08:11:00

Uh. Sorry about that!

Auth collects the 50 CP given to him, and then takes the 20 Charge he had ready.

Options, options. Time to perform the classic duty of a Support.

Auth expends his Charge, Reparation of the Narrative. An invisible force binds itself to Auth, raising his MHP by 5!

Auth then takes the 50. He's suspicious of it, given its source, but isn't inclined to look a gift horse in the mouth. He takes the 50, and turns 10 points into 1 HP Regen. He turns the remaining 40 Points into...

I don't remember what you said, Consumer, but I think it was a charged heal and the ability to bestow regen? Anyway...

Ability 1: Bloodlines: Bestows +2 HP Regen to a player, or 8k HP Regen to an entity. Lasts until I give it to someone else lol.

Ability 2: Heartbeat: Honestly, it's just a ripoff of Ace's Healing Item...

Auth snags a Gift, for the lack of anything better to do.

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 10:30:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Razihel thwaps the Nuclear Chair at Bloat, giving it cancer, but since it is already cancer, it turns it into a fractal-y recursive cancer, that then gets telefragged by itself.

Meowmere (Terraria) && Gambol Shroud (RWBY) = Meowception (Level ?) (2/?)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (4/?)

"oooooooooooooo": 3/20
fresh jimmy: 3/20

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2017-01-25 10:49:00

96/100 for ██████████
3/20 for ███████████████████
+1 to revan, toast and cyan

But I'm so close to getting rid of it.
So, SO close.
It will be nice to become what I was always meant to be.
And it will be so nice to do it over all of your corpses.

Eric and demonologist, having delivered the ultimatum, will return to the Fortress. They're still needed there.



Originally posted on 2017-01-26 04:12:00