[TURN 2]

LIFE: 14/20 (Average Condition?)

Action: I decide to purge the Cultists of the Beasts by splashing oil all over the cultists while I set them on fire then I bash them with the flame axe and also pump all of them into a pit of the anti-cultists.

The pit contains Dead PETA Protestors, monsters, spikes, lava and eventully another pit of Failed RP Characters.

I also vote for all specials of Ascension.

Charges:

You... 13/20 +1 from Eric.

Monster... 13/20 +1 from Eric.

Charge Storage: +1 from Eric.

+1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Razihel

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

SPOIL: Spider Spawner 0/3 (Charges every turn)

Damage Dealt: 179,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-12-26 11:20:00

Jest still doesn't know what's going on. That doesn't really matter.
What the fuck is [A] though?! And what's a Singer?!

Jest craps his pants and throws the shit at the cultists, killing them.

We Are Number Waluigi: 21/???
Bing-Bing-Bong: 14/???

+3 to Toast.

Originally posted on 2016-12-26 11:34:00

To any players who are new to this game read this.
[A] means Artifact. It is a extremely powerful item that used by a wielder and are stronger than most items you see (Except Spoils of War)

Singer means that is against the forces of Broken enemies

also, the Charge Cap is 20, keep in mind.

/helpfulnullpost

Originally posted on 2016-12-26 12:52:00

I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit.
46/100 for Equivalence
16/100 for Panopticism
+1 to toast, cyan and pricey

Eric hears something, nods and says something into... an earpiece? And launches himself away on a burst of air, heading back to the fortress.



Originally posted on 2016-12-26 17:36:00

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level 5, complete, no desc given)
Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level 7, complete, no desc given)
Nova Cataclysm && Ignis Imbued Fire = Hellfire Cataclysm (Level ?, 1/?)
+3 to Toast.

"Toast, I'll take 3 max HP."

Piko and v4 flower will fire off shots at Nettori-X again.

Originally posted on 2016-12-27 00:22:00

20/20. (+3 from Cobalt, +1 from Piono)
6/20. Let's get ready... (+3 from Trickle, +1 from Battlefury and Cyan)
3 spare charge
+1 to piono, battlefury, trickle

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

"...The name's Noah, but yeah, I can help you with that."

Noah throws his hand into the air. Three orbs of light circle it, before colliding with Kanon. Each one, quite simply, grants her 1 MHP, for a total of 3 MHP. Neato. Noah loses 150k Research, and Cobalt loses...

"That'll be... 18 credit. Wow, not many people buy that much," he mutters to himself, "Although, that does mean that I'm almost out of Research, so I'm going to need to attack something now..." He trails off, walking away...

...Right into Cantor, who was barely even trying to hide his motives. "You should have said so sooner- What kind of demon would I be if I didn't provide for my host? Make it happen, universe."

Cantor expends the 3 spare charges, and the new charge that just finished. A patch of bushes and a purpleish portal appear a few metres apart. Out of the portal comes a similarly colored, purple, insectoid-looking alien with mantis-like scythes for hands. Out of the brush leaps what can only be described as a knife cat with dreadlocks. It tackles the alien, and they recklessly try to maim one another. This happens for some time, but after a few minutes of stalemate, they step back, and look around them. The insectoid realises the power it could achieve with the PG faction, and begins to shift towards them. Meanwhile, the knife cat stares back at the AG faction, and admires the pride and power associated with the AG faction.

They lock eyes with one another, before fading into the surroundings, reappearing only with their new factions.

(If 4 20-post charges is overkill, put any residual charge into health for each of them, otherwise, stats are below.)
​


Engie controls Kha'Zix, Any AG can control Rengar.

~~



Originally posted on 2016-12-27 03:31:00

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = 2/? ??
Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = 2/? ??

I drop the town of Batman [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman,_Turkey] on Orb Omega. Every single one of it's inhabitants come out and beat Orb Omega with their superweapons, the Starkiller Base On A Stick. They then use the planet-destroying function to explode Orb Omega, before a bunch of X Wings On Sticks explode them all. Unluckily, Orb Omega is caught in the blast radius.


Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.


28/29 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

anti pagebrekosk
21/22 uh

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Originally posted on 2016-12-31 01:16:00

The dop is tomorrow, in addition to AliciaQuest and trial design. If you somehow miss a post, and you aren't joining, I am not sorry for.
Toast, in future, continue bug me relentlessly if I take too long to dop without a reason. That goes to the rest of you.

Originally posted on 2017-01-05 20:12:00

??? 12/20 ( +2 from Dogman and Jon)
??? 4/20 (+1 from Dogman)
+1 to Jon, Dogman, and Toasty

Originally posted on 2017-01-06 15:21:00

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1482532079))

15/20. (+3 from Cobalt, +1 from cyan) 20/20. ...Need? DONE. 3 spare charge (+1) +1 to piono, cyan and cobalt Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg For now, '...Need?' becomes a spare charge.

After update lag and attempts to delay my suffering, the first post is null. Weepee.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1482564417))

Razihel votes for Ascension's specials once more. 15-post Spare Charge: Razihel's next attack is buffed to the greatest extent of a 15-post charge. ---- Orb Omega falls off the Aghanim's Conglomerate, and into a nearby portal, leading to the Elemental Plane of Tumblr. Currently, it is in the DashCon zone, redeeming its extra hour in the ballpit. The collective disappointment of the people that attended it, along with the infinite possibilities of 47,000 dollars, crash down onto Orb Omega's feelings-analogue, transforming emotional damage into physical damage. It is then transferred to the Homestuck section of Tumblr. The hype train for Hiveswap then runs Orb Omega over. Repeatedly. It is then returned to the Battlefield, where a punch lands on it, appearing to deal lots of damage, but in fact dealing no damage at all. It then gets distracted trying to get the drink out of its hair-analogue, when suddenly, a .jpeg car runs over it, and falls into the ocean. The driver of the car teleports him and Orb Omega into a soccer field, where another man kicks it into a nearby helicopter, whose blades shred Orb Omega into tiny, .jpeg-y bits. Orb Omega reforms after a second, on top of a staircase. The other man trips on it, and both the man and Orb Omega fall down the stairs. Orb Omega teleports back to the battlefield, deformed, .jpeg-ed, and absolutely destroyed. Razihel just opts to shoot its remains with the Awakened Giga Gun, gaining a stack of rev. After all of this, Razihel swoops down and opens the AG Present. Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (4/6) Spirit Flame (Terraria) && Anti-Godmodding Runes = ??? (Level ?) (2/?) Etzer: 3/20 (+1 Toast) :kek:: 13/20 That one 15-post spare charge I nearly forgot: USED. +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Orb Omega takes decent damage before I start shielding it with GM fiat. Nettori-X then takes 30,000 damage from deflection.
Spirit Flame (Terraria) && Anti-Godmodding Runes = The Spirit of An Anti-Godmodder (Level 8: 1/9)

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482567673))

L.armor 17/20 Voidmist 14/20 i clarify that A. energy is a resource that won't matter till i finish charging, but if you must know is the thing for the stuff in the game with the lord of the language. then i go mining for it again, rolling 5% chance of getting any. feel free to make TNT appear or something if i roll low. alchemies: Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 3/8 Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl? 1/? +3 tricklejest

The game with the Lord of the Language? What's that? Mavis Beacon? I feel that Lord English might be relevant here but oh well. You roll a 30, before TNT appears and blows up on your face. 4 damage.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1482598170))

Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Posion Ketchup Gun 4/4 Done. Shaken Soda && Revolver = Explosive Soda Revolver 2/??? Living Infinite Ketchup Packet 7/7 Summoned! Living Infinite Ketchup Packet, HP: 20,000 / 20,000 HP [N] +2 Cyan, 1 Piono Maddison spends this action on putting more Tar into Tar, healing Tar.

Tar is healed for 8,000 HP!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1482603310))

L.armor 18/20 Voidmist 15/20 I don't have any idea who to attack, so i go mining for the A energy crystal (5% succeed rate), with what it is being previously specified, last post. Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 4/8 Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl? 2/?

The Curse of Repetitiveness tells you to go do something. It also tells you that you can simply just put in the A. Crystal, no mining required.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1482637982))

Ace glares at Alicia, "Y'know, you're one salty bitch. I mean you constantly have to hide behind insane bullshit to stay alive and somehow we still come out on top but all you can do is just stay butthurt and blame everyone else around you for your own problems." Ace sighs, she grabs the Spy and hurls it in front of the Motars, throwing the obviously evil trenchcoat wearing weirdo into the fire of its master's mortars. Several energy chains of light then wrap around the Spy's body before locking it in place straight front of the Mortar. It's a death by irony by which is believably amusing as it will blown to pieces by its masters. Which begs the irritating question of why suffering must be so abjectly painful for our entities... I stop gazing at my navel and start writing again. Ace isn't exactly keen on the whole murder thing but it's the best she can do right now to prevent the Spy from hurting people. Her people. She is responsible for what happens to them and she supposes that is a damn good reason to kill the Spy. She decides to spray paint a target on the Spy, just in case they miss at point blank. She then opens the Christmas present to the Broken PGs because they could use some Christmas Cheer. ??? 12/20 ( +2 from Speedon +1 from Piono) ??? 4/20 (+2 from Jon) +1 to Piono,+2 to Speedon

You deal 20,000 damage, before the Spy screams "WAIT MISS ACE THE PRIME GOT SOMETHING WRONG I'M ON YOUR TEAM". He actually is on your team. You get a critical as a refund. You open the Broken PG present, and get a copy of the song Untitled by Animal Collective. I recommend you Descendants all listen to it, it's a particularly soothing song, and I listened to it every time Dogboy angered me.
[small][small]When you come back screaming, blame the Overlord of the Emerged Lands and Animal Collective, not me.[/small][/small]

Using my powers as GM, I can safely say keep Untitled by Animal Collective alive. Kill everything else, but if that thing dies, you'll lose a very useful entity.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1482663486))

[TURN 1] LIFE: 14/20 (Average Condition?) Action: Not this time, but I would be pretty nice for this action, I shake my Spider Spawner for more Mechanical Arthropods to guard me again. I also open a present. Charges: Do(d)ge rate up! 15/15 This one gives me extra Dodge rate for me (You decide but it will be permanent). Armour Up! 15/15 I get some armour points from my charge (You decide but it will be permanent)... (+10 to all charges from that announcement) You... 12/20 +1 from Eric. Monster... 12/20 +1 from Eric. Charge Storage: +1 from Eric. +1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Razihel Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee SPOIL: Spider Spawner 3/3 USING... (Charges every turn) Damage Dealt: 179,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

You do that.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1482706583))

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = 1/? ?? Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = 1/? ?? I shove a unstable explosive Uranium Ingot into orb Psi Inventory: Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2] Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7] Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. note: 10+ from previous dop 27/28 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm anti pagebrekosk 20/21 uh 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = Silinium Bombardier (Level 2: 1/3)
Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = Radioactivity and Chaos (Level 4: 1/5)

Orb Psi suddenly locks the uranium behind a barrier.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1482707223))

I channel the Spirit of Christmas, and pull out a ridiculously oversized rocket launcher. It proceeds to fire a massive Christmas-tree shaped missile at Ascension. I then (very carefully) open the PG Present. Pin uses Hidden Between Worlds chagerergerge: 16/20 (+1 from Piono) +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie, +1 to Revan

Ascension takes 3 damage! You open the PG Present, and Psi looks very confused. Using my magical GM powers I can tell you that that present got swapped out, and it's the same deathtrap that my accursed sister and Razihel fell into. Goddammit. The present is a doll, and I take it as an Artifact, before it grants defense to Orb Psi.

Pin will do as you say.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1482751259))

[TURN 2] LIFE: 14/20 (Average Condition?) Action: I decide to purge the Cultists of the Beasts by splashing oil all over the cultists while I set them on fire then I bash them with the flame axe and also pump all of them into a pit of the anti-cultists. The pit contains Dead PETA Protestors, monsters, spikes, lava and eventully another pit of Failed RP Characters. I also vote for all specials of Ascension. Charges: You... 13/20 +1 from Eric. Monster... 13/20 +1 from Eric. Charge Storage: +1 from Eric. +1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Razihel Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee SPOIL: Spider Spawner 0/3 (Charges every turn) Damage Dealt: 179,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

20,000 Cultists die.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1482752069))

Jest still doesn't know what's going on. That doesn't really matter. What the fuck is [A] though?! And what's a Singer?! Jest craps his pants and throws the shit at the cultists, killing them. We Are Number Waluigi: 21/??? Bing-Bing-Bong: 14/??? +3 to Toast.

Pricey explained this very well. We Are Number Waluigi has to be used or nuked. Anyhow, 10,000 cultists die.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1482756733))

To any players who are new to this game read this. [A] means Artifact. It is a extremely powerful item that used by a wielder and are stronger than most items you see (Except Spoils of War) Singer means that is against the forces of Broken enemies also, the Charge Cap is 20, keep in mind. /helpfulnullpost

Thanks, Pricey. +1, local, for that.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1482773767))

I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit. 46/100 for Equivalence 16/100 for Panopticism +1 to toast, cyan and pricey Eric hears something, nods and says something into... an earpiece? And launches himself away on a burst of air, heading back to the fortress.

oh no oh no

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1482798139))

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level 5, complete, no desc given) Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level 7, complete, no desc given) Nova Cataclysm && Ignis Imbued Fire = Hellfire Cataclysm (Level ?, 1/?) +3 to Toast. "Toast, I'll take 3 max HP." Piko and v4 flower will fire off shots at Nettori-X again.

Nova Rocket Launcher: It's a rocket launcher, that on launch, will cause blocks within radius to simply disappear.
Wand of Summon Familiars [SUMMONING]: A wand of summon familiars. Open waving this /, you can summon a weak and random Nethack monster.
Your entities will do as you say.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1482809487))

20/20. (+3 from Cobalt, +1 from Piono) 6/20. Let's get ready... (+3 from Trickle, +1 from Battlefury and Cyan) 3 spare charge +1 to piono, battlefury, trickle Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg "...The name's Noah, but yeah, I can help you with that." Noah throws his hand into the air. Three orbs of light circle it, before colliding with Kanon. Each one, quite simply, grants her 1 MHP, for a total of 3 MHP. Neato. Noah loses 150k Research, and Cobalt loses... "That'll be... 18 credit. Wow, not many people buy that much," he mutters to himself, "Although, that does mean that I'm almost out of Research, so I'm going to need to attack something now..." He trails off, walking away... ...Right into Cantor, who was barely even trying to hide his motives. "You should have said so sooner- What kind of demon would I be if I didn't provide for my host? Make it happen, universe." Cantor expends the 3 spare charges, and the new charge that just finished. A patch of bushes and a purpleish portal appear a few metres apart. Out of the portal comes a similarly colored, purple, insectoid-looking alien with mantis-like scythes for hands. Out of the brush leaps what can only be described as a knife cat with dreadlocks. It tackles the alien, and they recklessly try to maim one another. This happens for some time, but after a few minutes of stalemate, they step back, and look around them. The insectoid realises the power it could achieve with the PG faction, and begins to shift towards them. Meanwhile, the knife cat stares back at the AG faction, and admires the pride and power associated with the AG faction. They lock eyes with one another, before fading into the surroundings, reappearing only with their new factions. (If 4 20-post charges is overkill, put any residual charge into health for each of them, otherwise, stats are below.) ​ Rengar (AG) Rengar, Pridestalker. [AG]. 110'000/110'000. Unseen Predator - Passive: If Rengar wasn't hit by any attacks last turn, his attack this turn goes up by one Crit Stage. If his target wasn't hit by any attacks last turn, his attack this turn goes up by one Crit Stage. These don't stack with each other. Fierce - Passive: Whenever Rengar hits an enemy with an attack, he gets a stack of Ferocity. At 5 stacks of Ferocity, he can cast an empowered version of an attack. Bonetooth Necklace - Passive: If Rengar kills Kha'Zix, his current and maximum health is increased by 40'000. Attacks: Bola Strike: Deals 8'000 damage and prevents the target from dodging for 3 turns. Ferocity Bonus: Target additionally takes 20% increased damage for one turn. Savagery: Deal 12'000 damage to a target and apply a stack of Savagery to the target. Each stack of Savagery increases Rengar's damage by 1'000 against that target. Ferocity Bonus: Deals 20'000 damage and applies 2 stacks. Battle Roar: Rengar restores health equal to half of the damage he took last turn. Ferocity: Rengar additionally gains 2 AC and immunity to negative status effects (cleansing any that he currently has) for two turns. Special Attacks: Thrill of the Hunt: Rengar disappears from view for up to three turns, gaining 90% dodge for the duration. Attacking will interrupt the effect, but critical hit, ignoring AC. Cooldown: 5. Kha'Zix (PG) Kha'Zix, Void Reaver. [PG]. 130'000/130'000hp. Unseen Threat - Passive: If Kha'Zix isn't attacked for a turn, or uses Void Assault, his next attack will inflict the primary target with the Isolated debuff for two turns. Targets with the Isolated debuff can't be assisted by allies directly, including bodyblocking. Adaptive - Passive: For every 2 enemy stacks Kha'Zix kills, Kha'Zix gains 1 evolution point, for a maximum of three total (including those spent). If Kha'Zix kills Rengar, he gains an additional evolution point, and brings the maximum to four. Evolution points can be freely spent to 'evolve' Claws, Wings, Spike Racks or Camoflauge. Attacks: Taste Their Fear: Kha'Zix deals 12'000 damage to an target. If the target is Isolated, he deals 20'000 damage instead. Evolved Claws: Isolated damage is increased to 30'000, regular damage is increased to 15'000. Void Spikes: Kha'Zix 8'000 damage to a target, then deals 2'000 damage to two random allies of the primary target. Evolved Spike Racks: Deals 9'000 and 4'000 damage respectively, and restores health equal to damage dealt. Leap: Kha'Zix gains 20% dodge for two turns, and deals 3'000 damage to 3 targets. Evolved Wings: Additionally ignore bodyguarding next turn. Special Attacks: Void Assault: Kha'Zix vanishes for a turn, gaining 60% dodge and refreshing Unseen Threat. This be used in addition to other actions, but if used before another ability, the dodge will be cancelled. Cooldown of 3 per charge, holds up to 2 charges. Evolved Camoflauge: Terrain switches will instantly refresh a charge, and the charge maximum becomes 3. Engie controls Kha'Zix, Any AG can control Rengar.

Kha'Zix and Rengar summoned!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1483146980))

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = 2/? ?? Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = 2/? ?? I drop the town of Batman [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman,_Turkey] on Orb Omega. Every single one of it's inhabitants come out and beat Orb Omega with their superweapons, the Starkiller Base On A Stick. They then use the planet-destroying function to explode Orb Omega, before a bunch of X Wings On Sticks explode them all. Unluckily, Orb Omega is caught in the blast radius. Inventory: Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2] Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7] Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 28/29 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm anti pagebrekosk 21/22 uh 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Activate your charges or lose them, please. Orb Omega is blasted.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1483716103))

??? 12/20 ( +2 from Dogman and Jon) ??? 4/20 (+1 from Dogman) +1 to Jon, Dogman, and Toasty

UPDATE IN PROGRESS: Impetus is where everything goes to hell.

Originally posted on 2017-01-06 21:12:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners recite the syllables, J, H, R, H. They instantly die from i- what, no? Goddammit. They regen 1 HP. Yukari, the Mecha Arthropods and the Trukk take 20,000 damage from Artillery fire! Echidna takes 50,000 damage! You all pass your insanity checks, somehow.

The 23rd Lament uses Execute. Echidna suddenly gets dropped to 1 HP, and is stunned, before something begins to go off. Every Singer takes 5 / 20,000 armour piercing damage, Cursed ones taking another 5 after that. Eric dies. Everybody with +3 AC suddenly has it teared off of them, dealing 3 damage to all of them! Finally, Echidna kneels down, and screams, tearing its body to bits, before dealing 50,000 damage to every entity on the field, including both sets of PGs. Tar, Trukk, the Mechanical Arthropods, and the Cultists of the Beast have been executed! Finally, the Spy gets dropped as an additional result from Execute. Lack is happy with this turn already.

Ascension gets a 23 on his Sanity roll, and the physical incarnation of his sanity falls out, and hits the ground, before breaking.
**Divinity Alicia111: Climatic.
**Ascendants2.0 Ascension: I hate you now.
**Divinity Alicia111: The winning side's always open, if you want.
**Ascendants2.0 Ascension: 'winning'
[b]**Divinity Alicia111: Yes.[/b]

Ascension goes mad, and uses Grinddown, cutting into Gomez for 10 damage! Fate railguns the Green-X out of existence! Yukari barriers Gomez, before Gomez shields Trickle. He then telefrags the Yellow-X out of existence! Robo-Mandela nukes the Red-X out of existence via Freedom Cannon! Rengar savages Nettori-X, doing a minicritical 30,000 damage, and inflicting a stack of Savagery! Lack annihilates Nettori-X! Piko and v4 attack Strudent, dealing 20,000 damage, Infinite Ketchup following up with a further 10,000 damage!

Edgelord Prime takes out a gun, and shoots himself for 5 damage. The Cultist removes Strudent's cultist summoning ability, and deals 15,000 damage! Untitled switches its Crits on Singers passive to a Protecting the Scourge passive, before everything around the Scourge goes insane. The Scourge idles, and continues to charge Cursed.

Pin uses Hidden Beneath Worlds, and goes invulnerable. Kha'Zix uses Taste Their Fear on Fate, and deals 20,000 damage, before Isolating her. Strudent realises that her life is worthless, before firing a cannon at Gomez's barrier, annihilating it.

I +2 all PGs, before using Pantheon and Perversion and Disgust . Agnahim's Conglomerate glows goldenrod, before Orb Omega shatters. I take up Strudent, before stabbing her with a sharpened edge of Agnahim's Conglomerate, and absorbing her life force. I wave it around for a bit, and put it up in the air, before nightmares crawl across the field, assaulting the AGs for no tangible damage, except for Ascension. A hundred knives find their way into Ascension's minds before assaulting it, cutting and realigning it, bringing his fears and traumas to the surface. He shuts down, already insane in a metaphysical sense, before turning back on, allegiances realigned. I mean, he can still think, but he's deeply connected to his avatar, and he's still against me, but he's trapped inside his own mind, but he basically isn't. He shakes, before his avatar is healed, values restored to max, the amount he can respawn being tinkered with and set to twice, before he gains power, so much power, something that hurts him even more.

I then activate Worldshifter, and apply a similar treatment to three quarters of AscensionCraft. What? Should I have not glossed over the fact that I brainwashed everybody in the server who had less than a tiny bit of mind control resistance, or without being in the Fortress? Alright then.

I hate you all. Three-fourths of the server are extensions of my will. Do the maths.

Psi +1s Battlefury, before taking out two two pronged sticks. He throws the first at v4, killing her, before the second prong reaches out, and guts Pin, extradimensionally, dealing only 10,000 damage. v4 becomes a Doggeration. Psi then takes out the Ancestral Gunpowder, and annihilates Pin through worlds, dealing 20,000 damage to Kha'Zix, before I write a note using powers of GM Fiat, stating that Psi can not use the Ancestral Gunpowder to its fullest potential without using a 2 turn Battle Technique designed for it. Psi looks somewhat angered by that, but oh well. Pin becomes a dog as well, with the ability to grant powers to other dogs.

Finally, I steal Psi's present to himself, and reserve it.

[HOW TO PLAY]
Ascension is the pre-25 HP mark elite. 25 HP is where big and bad things come up, and let's be honest, Echidna's dying next round, my staff is dying in the next three, and Impetus is about to go off. Looks like the big, bad, February 11th event is a short ways ahead. This gives me permission to summon somebody with a million HP, and watch how you all make him horribly suffer, before defeating my efforts, because that's what I expect, and I'm tired of it.

Anyhow, Ascension is random. He pulls things out of nowhere, just like you lot, possesses the ability to use any alchemy, ever, a nifty trick picked up from the Shard, and he'll change dramatically on his first death. He's really that simple. Kill him, or maybe kill the Sceptre and Echidna first. Speaking about Echidna, she's a simple matter, whoever kills her first gets the spoil.

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[ITINERARY]
[AGs / Ns] No. Kill yourselves, please. And maybe vote for Ascension's specials.
[SONG] I'm going to stay neutral on this raid.
[PGs]: Uh, Ascension has to die, as does Psi? Chaos Control will lead to bad things.
[ALL]: Prepare for Impetus.

[THE DESERT BATTLEFIELD]
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [7 vs 3]
Song's Artillery: 35% chance of damaging normal entities.
15% chance of damaging entities with player HP.
55% chance of damaging elites.
75% chance of damaging bosses.
85% chance of damaging crowds.
Anyone Can Die.

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 12/20 HP, 50% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 18/24 HP, 2 AC, SHIELDED, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance, Well Fed: I
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 13/20 HP, 80% Sanity.
['AG'] ['Broken'] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 30% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate,
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] TrickleJest: 15/20 HP, 80% Sanity, Evasive (50%).
[AG] JOEbob: 11/20 HP, Evasive (50%)

[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 16/20 HP, 80% Sanity, 2 AC (+1 from the Awakened Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Deflect (15%).
[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 15/20 HP, 80% Sanity.
[N] [Singer] Toast/Noah: 11/25 HP, 80% Sanity, 70,250 Research, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP), 1 Dog Armour, Cursed.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)
[N] [Singer] CobaltShade/Kanon: 2/23 HP, 80% Sanity, Cursed, 13 EXP.

[PG] Jondanger23: 11/20 HP.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 1/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 23/23 HP, 70% Sanity. Evasive (50%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18),
Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: IIIIII

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Doll: "Does whatever I want it to." ~ Haruhi Suzimiya, DTG0. ???, (Alicia).

[???] AG Present: ???.
[???] N Present: ???.
[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] A Present to Battlefury: ???.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x10).

[H] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: III, Execute: IIIIII.
[H] Hellhound: 60,000/100,000 HP, Empowers Pro-Psi Entities, Lesser Dogs: 10,000/20,000 HP (x2), 20,000/20,000 HP, BBB: I[b]II[/b].
[H] Doggeration: 60,000/60,000 HP, Inflicts 2 status effects, out of 2 sets of 4.
[H] Needledog: 160,000/160,000 HP, Gives Pro-Psis Random Abilities, The Cycle: III, The Garden: IIIII.

[AG] Fate Testarossa: 100,000/150,000 HP, Evasion (13%), Blitzkrieg: I[b]II[/b], Isolated: II
[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 80,000/200,000 HP, Hyper Vulnerable to Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: [b]III
[/b][AG] Gomez: 10/20 HP, Barrier: 0/20,000 HP, Protecting JOE and Trickle, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: [b]II[/b].
[AG] RoboMandela: 60,000/140,000 HP. 5 AC. Freedom Cannon A: [2/5], Freedom Cannon B: [4/5], Peacetimer: [2/3]. The Mandela Effect: [b][b]I[/b]II[/b].
[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 200,000/200,000 HP, 0 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: IIIII.

[N] Lack: 100,000/150,000 HP, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: IIII
[N] Lyrical Botanurgist v4 Flower: 0/110,000 HP. Inflicts 1 out of 4 in a set of Status Effects, Psi's Mark of Dog: IIIIIIII[b]II.[/b]
[N] Modular Technologist Piko Utatane: 25,000/110,000 HP. Inflicts 1 out of 4 in a set of Status Effects.
[N] Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup: 45,000/45,000 HP.

[PG-PL] [b][Broken] [/b]Edgelord Prime: 33/55 HP, Counters hard, counters edgily, Crippling Despair: I.
[PG] [Broken] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 53,000/75,000 HP, Modifies Entity Stats on Hit, Regeneration (15,000 HP), A Tongue Verboten: [b]I[b]I[/b][/b][b]I[b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[PG] [Broken] Untitled by Animal Collective: 100% Anti-Rhythm, Protecting the Scourge! AHHHHHH: III, Being Piono Is Suffering: IIIII.
[PG] [b][Broken] The Scourge: 100,000/100,000 HP, deals high sanity damage to attackers! Cursed: II.[/b]
[b][BOSS] [Broken] Echidna: [b][b]1[/b]/600,000 HP.[/b][/b]

[PG] Pin: 0/160,000 HP, Invulnerable, ???, Hidden Beneath Worlds: III, They Lie: IIII [LOCKED], They Work: IIIII [LOCKED], They Sunder: IIIIIII [LOCKED], Psi's Mark of Dog: IIIIII[b]IIII.[/b]
[PG] Kha'Zix: 200,000/220,000 HP, 0 Evolution Counters, Inflicts Isolation on being unattacked for a turn, Void Assault: III.
[PG-PL] Ascension: 125/125 HP (x2), Double-Action, Memoir: That Stick That Hit Uzi + Rapture [Element: Mind]. Ascendant Glory: III, Phoning In: IIIII, The Morning Star: IIIIIII

[GM] Alicia111: 30/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Impetus: [b]IIIII[/b].
[A-BOSS] Agnahim’s Conglomerate: Empowering Alicia’s Godmodding and Mental Influence, Application: [b]I, Pantheon: II.
Orb Psi: Perfect Condition, Boundary Unawakened: IIIIIIIIII.

[/b][Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 7/20 HP, 2 Actions, Chaos Control: IIIII

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The Fortress

[N] [Singer] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 0/25 HP, 80 Sanity, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate andHelmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%), Cursed.
Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: IIII, Element Swap: III
Sight (Armour-Piercing): INACTIVE., Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): INACTIVE., Presence (Common Status Immunity): INACTIVE.

[N] [Singer] demonologist/Gale: 24/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.



Originally posted on 2017-01-06 21:15:00

20/20. Preparing... (Auto-Complete) DONE.
20/20. Different ways of seeing the same problem. (Auto-Complete) DONE.
2/20. Next. (+1 from battlefury and revan)

+1 to piono, revan, cobalt

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Noah pokes Echidna lightly with a roasted cashew, dealing 0 damage. Instead, he opens the N present.

''Different ways of seeing the same problem' charge expended!
Perspective summoned!

Perspective. 80'000/80'000hp. 1 AC.
Mirror, Mirror. Each turn, after attacking, target an entity or player. Your next attack will have damage equal to the damage they took between you targeting them and attacking, with a modifier based on the type of entity that you targeted. If multiple modifiers apply, the lowest will be used.
Player: x2.
Hostile: x1.75.
Elite: 1.75x.
Boss: 1.5x.
~
Other: x2.

'Preparing...' charge EXPENDED!
uh.
I don't actually know what to put here.
'Preparing...' charge UNEXPENDED!

Perspective will deal 0 damage on its first turn, and targets Ascension with Mirror Mirror.
Lack will also target Ascension.



Originally posted on 2017-01-07 06:11:00

Ace stares in horror as the Spy dies, she didn't mean to...

"Oh my God."

But she did, and now the Spy was dead, and it was partially her fault. She refuses, to watch her allies die like this, she's sickened, by her mistake. She grabs the Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath and seals their wounds protectively. She hugs the Cultist who looks uncomfortable in this situation. She gets ahold of herself before eventually and releases the Cultist who shuffles awkwardly off.

Sanity Armor 20/20 (Consumer Autocompleted)
((SAN damage is stupid and you know it, so I have decided to put a stop to that.))
Ace mentally constructs a representation of the Four Pillars of Sanity within her mind, allowing her to create some defense against the mental trauma everyone loves inflicting upon her. She feels mentally stable, she's not going to break like Ascension. She refuses that fate, she'll be strong, she needs this stability within her.

??? 20/20
Untitled by Animal Collective now regenerates 10% Anti-Rhythm every turn at the bequest of Nyarlathotep who appears to be enjoying the song on repeat. The eldritch sensibilities in music are strange to fathom.
+1 to Speedon, Piono, and Toast

Originally posted on 2017-01-07 19:35:00

85/100 for Equivalence
1/100 for Panopticism
+1 to toast, bfury and revan

2 toast, 1 bfury, 1 revan



Originally posted on 2017-01-07 22:16:00

Nova Cataclysm && Ignis Imbued Fire = Hellfire Cataclysm (Level ?, 1/?)
(Enderium Ingot || Diamond Chestplate) && 10x Module Slot = Modular Enderium Chestplate (Level 7, 1/8)

[!] 1/20
[?] 1/20

+3 to Toast.

Kanon uses the Scryer Shard to empower v4 Flower. Then she chugs a healing potion.


Originally posted on 2017-01-07 23:41:00

L.armor 20/20 autocompleted is there a rule about leveling systems? if so, how much do they cost? is 20 charges enough? what about 40? if 20 is enough, i use L. armor to create a leveling system that i will detail shortly. if 40 is enough and 20 is not, i use both if aloud. if neither of these works, i will decide what to do after being informed.

base level: 5%
i increase in level % every time i use the system to do anything other then prepare/generate energy, so essentially when i use energy to do things
uses of system: generate energy to do actions that would otherwise take several turns without it being interruptible (EG: i want to change weather but it will take 2 rounds to do so, i can use energy to do it in one round so people don't counter it part way through.)
portals (need 10% to do one per turn, can be done once every 2 turns at base)
essentially, the DLE thing as a leveling system. feel free to define how quickly i level up however you like, decimal %'s are fine and its supposed to be slow anyway.
at 25% level, i can alter the system slightly
at 50%, i can do that again
at 100%, i can improve the system and raise the (level) cap using 5 turns of energy.
energy generation limits: at 5% i generate 5 per turn, when i have 5+ stored, i generate 4, when i have 9+ stored, i generate 3, when i have 12+, i generate 2, at 14+ its 1, i always generate at least one.
if i had 6%, then it would be 5% gen at 6+ stored, 4% gen at 11+, 3% at 15+, 2% at 18+, 1% at 20+.
Voidmist 20/20 autocompleted
IFF the leveling system can be done with 20 charges or less, this charge stays for now, otherwise it is consumed. (is it 3 posts or 3 EOTB's that charges get 'nuked' after?
+3 tricklejest
Diamond Chestplate && Crystallised Pheblotinum = Crystalline Chestpiece lvl 7 5/8
Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl? 3/? [GM did not specifie level]
i grab AG present,
if there is more time in my action, i go mining for the crystal again. alsoyeslordenglishisreleventwhatisyourMETAleveltoolowto"""remember"""it?
EDIT: please just go with meta knowledge you (should?) have, that was supposed to make things quicker, not longer and simpler, not more complicated.

Originally posted on 2017-01-08 05:16:00

8/20. Next.(+3 from Cobalt, +1 from Revan and Piono)
1/20. Last.
1 spare charge.

+1 to piono, battlefury, revan

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = ? (Level ? - 1/?)

Noah starts playing a Battleheart Legacy port on his laptop. He goes for perhaps the most powerful build, the Ninja/Rogue/Battlemage (since it scales so well).

Now, why is this build so powerful? Well, it can do about 2000 damage to all enemies in a fairly large line pretty reliably. Basic attacks do abooout 80-120 damage, even more if you crit (which isn't very unlikely). Combine that with the Intelligence scaling and stun chance from Thundering Weapon, and the immense burst you get from the rogue skills... you have a pretty neat operation.

Noah transports Ascension into his game, as per usual for his video game attacks, and goes ham.

Thundering Weapon! Stun chance on all attacks, bonus Intelligence-scaling damage.
Stealth! +50% damage and guaranteed crit on next attack.
Blade Rush! The 2000 damage thing I was talking about.
Twin Strike! x3.5 basic attack damage per weapon, for a total of x7.
Shadowstep! x7.5 basic attack damage on a target + autododge.
Mana Strike! Tons of damage + stun, because thunder weapon.
Flame weapon! Resets mana strike, bonus crit chance, bonus intelligence scaling damage.
Mana Strike! A bit less AoE damage, but hits twice, because of Flame Weapon.
Arctic Weapon! Resets Mana Strike, freezes enemies, bonus intelligence scaling damage.
Mana Stike! Deals a bunch of damage in a line, freezing everything it touches!
Assasinate! Deals increased damage based on how much health the target is missing. And I mean a LOT of damage.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg



Originally posted on 2017-01-09 20:51:00

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = 3/? ??
Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = 3/? ??

I use my sanic speed to open my present, a bunch of Misc Presents, and the AG present.


Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.


28/29 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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anti pagebrekosk
21/22 uh

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 06:23:00

It has been three eternities, but update complete. This dop features:
- Half the entities on the field dying.
- Alicia turning most of the server against you and forgetting to comment on it.
- Alicia turning Ascension against you and making him stronger than any boss before him, without even giving him a boss rank.
- Alicia about to reach 25 HP.
It also features instant completion of all of your current charges. This does not mean you can freely go over the charge cap, and it does not mean that charges consisting of chains of charges are auto completed, only the first active charge.
As an example:
1/20 + Auto Complete = 20/20
3/20 [2 out of 5] + Auto Complete =1/20 [3 out of 5]

If you complete charges without the auto complete, the autocomplete will not apply to your next charge, to prevent people from going 13/13 + 20/20 or something like that.

(help I'm trapped in the metaphysical equivalent of a basement)

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 19:29:00

I whack Echidna with a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe duct-taped to a pipe.

charghrrgegegeg: 20/20 (autocompleted)

I use that chreuhrteahrheshfarge to summon everyone's favorite Isaac boss, The Bloat.



cool and good charge: 2/20 (+1 from Revan)

+1 to Revan, +2 to Toast.

Originally posted on 2017-01-10 23:35:00