The update has been completed. Welcome to pain and suffering.

Originally posted on 2016-11-30 21:34:00

I pull out a Pocket Scanner 5000, and scan Pin. I then throw the scanner at Ascension.

Pin uses Burrow.

chagerergerge: 8/20 (+2 from Revan, +1 from Piono)

+1 to Revan, +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie

Originally posted on 2016-11-30 23:59:00

Is my last post still going to happen, or do i have to post again?


Originally posted on 2016-12-01 11:26:00

@JOE: Nah, your first post is still fine, but you can and should still make a second one, as in P&S each player gets 2 posts every round

Thanks to Toast, Cobalt and Pricey, not a whole lot got done but enjoy 20 store credit in each of your names. All 3 of them are marked as "allies" as well.

I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit.
18/100 for Equivalence
3/100 for Panopticism
+1 to pricey, toast and jondanger

Eric continues ensuring the Echidna receives a beating from the artillery by shoving a massive ice spike through them and leaving them hanging up in the air where not only are they an easy target but they will take extra damage upon being hit.



Originally posted on 2016-12-01 17:15:00

L.armor 2/20
Voidmist 2/20
I continue mining for a strange type of crystal, which is highly useful for manipulating a rare form of energy. please roll a random number generator for 5% chance of success
i alchemize wand with focus: portable hole && ender pearl. 2/?
i forget if we can have multiple alchemies going. if so i continue Sword || Wand. 2/?

Originally posted on 2016-12-01 17:32:00

??? 10/10 (+1 Jon)
Ace expends this charge on the Cultist, no taking obscene amounts of mortar damage for you. (Cultist is immune to mortars) She then gives him a bit more max HP with whatever is left over from the charge.

Ace decides of a way to thank Broken!Alicia, she'll break down the Broken Orb and give it as a gift. It's the least she can do. She feels the Orb with a bit of godmodding and covers it. She then begins probing it for weaknesses, you see all things have the tiniest imperfections, however small they exist and Ace can feel the imperfections of the Broken Orb. A small little dip in the Orb, invisible to the eye but Ace can feel it with her godmodding. It almost feels glaringly obvious, she wonders if this is why godmodding corrupts people and turns them into sociopaths. Everyone suddenly seems imperfect compared to you because their faults are on display. She fills the flaw of the Broken Orb with a white substance oddly sweet smelling. It swells causing a bit of the Orb to develop a crack running from the dip. It contracts and melts filling both the crack and the dip. It balloons again, this time if you were to pay attention you could see faint spiderweblike cracks form from the resulting fracture.

The cracks are quickly filled by even more of the white expanding substance, it is now clearly visible from a distance as if it was the motar in between bricks. It then expands again but this time it doesn't stop expanding. It fills up the flawed Or causing even more cracks which the rising substance quickly fills the new cracks and expands even more causing an endless cycle of filling an another crack and causing another. The stuff is seeping out of the cracks and has almost completely swallowed up on halve of the Broken Orb which appears to no longer be just a few cracks but fissures running down both sides of the Orb. It begins to heat up a bit causing the Broken Orb to become hot to the touch and in plain terms probably quite painful if anyone even was stupid enough to touch it, to the point of leaving burns on the skin. Ace, then ducks for cover as the thing glows brightly before it explodes, a brilliant white light emerging from every crevice. When the dust settles the Orb is somehow still intact albeit highly damaged.

??? 6/20 (+1 Dogman)

The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR]
Anti-Dog Firewall (Level 7: 4/8) [DOG ARMOUR]

+1 to Speedy, Dogman, and Jon

Originally posted on 2016-12-01 23:30:00

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level 5: 2/6)
Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level 7: 6/8)
foliage.exe: 8/20
unify.exe: 12/20

+3 to Toast.

Kanon takes the Bloodied Crimson Sword and impales several thousand Cultists of the Beast, sapping 250 LP from each one.

Yes, they are equivalent to animals in terms of LP.

Originally posted on 2016-12-03 02:22:00

Verdana decides he's kind of lazy this turn, and just decides to do something simple. That simple thing being quickly giving Nettori-X a guaranteed crit and letting it handle the rest of the things.

Originally posted on 2016-12-06 10:10:00

14/20. Taking a load off. (+3 from Sp33ed and Cobalt, +1 from piono)
1/20. ...Need?
3 spare charge

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+1 to piono, cobalt and trickle

Demonite Chainmail || (Tar && Demon Dust) = Tarmail (Level 7 - 8/8) DONE.
A set of made of a thick material that seems to change physical state constantly. Mechanically speaking, it reduces incoming Mark of Dog stacks by 1, and prevents Psi and Envoy stacks from incrementing on their own.



Originally posted on 2016-12-07 11:04:00

((The dop should have started around the beginning of December, around the time I noticed there was enough posts, but as most of you have noticed, I've started another, significantly less intense and somehow darker DTG game, Escort the Godmodder, dopping daily. First off, +10 to all charges, and automatic completion of any alchemiter charges you have going. This is to be nice seeing as you're about to get annihilated. Second, dop schedule. P&S will dop as there are enough posts, and around bidaily if there's always enough posts. Escortmodder will dop daily, and I may dop P&S and Escortmodder on the same day if required. Specifics will be made up on the spot.))

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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1479938525))

notes: aid: Toast, Cobalt, Pricey I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit. 11/100 for Equivalence 2/100 for Panopticism Both of these look illegal, but we promise, they have proper immigration paperwork. +1 to speed, redstone and toast Oh, so that's when this happens. You seem bothered by my presence Alicia, well I'll tell you what. Help me out with a certain something and I can be out of your hair, I could even do you a few favors on my way out. Details will be sent to you separately and in a format that others cannot listen in on. Oh, yes, Eric and demonologist. Demonologist heads back to base because unlike Eric, she does not yet have infinite respawns and I don't want her dying for good. Eric is designated as an "ally". Why does this matter? Because the shield went down. Those energy cannons currently stationed on the Fortress walls aren't just for show you know. HAVE ANOTHER OBNOXIOUS GIMMICK EVERYONE! I have decided that if Broken!Alicia wants me to start ruining things, I WILL OBLIGE HER. Every entity starts out with a 25% chance of being hit, there are a couple of different modifiers that can be applied to change it. Entities with player health have a 15% lower chance of being hit. Elite entities have a 20% higher chance of being hit Bosses have a 40% higher chance of being hit. Crowds have a 50% higher chance of being hit. Players can expend focused actions to "mark" an entity or other player. When something is "marked" it will either gain or drop in hit chance by 10% (gains if it's an enemy of the Fortress, drops if it's an "ally") Any entity can choose to "take cover" however this will greatly hinder their offensive capabilities and prevent them from bodyguarding or otherwise block them from helping others. Any entity under cover reduces their hit chance by 25%. However, a large enough entity or another focused player action (or Ally herself) can pull someone out of cover, leaving with reduced attack AND being vulnerable for the round they've been pulled out. On Allies: Anyone marked as Allies has another 10% knocked off their chance of getting hit, and all three of the main "penalties" towards getting hit (elite, boss or crowd) are halved. Finally, on damage: Getting hit can do damage on one of three levels. If someone's "artillery dodge" hit is in the top 40% of the "getting hit" threshold they were near the edge of the blast and only take lightish damage. If they're in the mid 40%, they were close to the blast and in addition to taking moderate damage receive the debuff: shellshocked which makes them take extra damage from incoming attacks the following round. Anyone who is in the bottom 20% of their failure margin was hit directly, and in addition to taking massive damage, are hit up with stunned and shellshocked for two rounds. The larger the entity, the more damage it will take upon being hit Of course, the godmodders are immune to this. Keep in mind, you guys are far enough away that only my dedicated artillery can have any hope of hitting you right now. Get any closer to the Fortress and I'll be able to start picking and choosing my targets. In short: GET OFF OF MY LAWN YA WHIPPERSNAPPERS This is a warning to EVERYONE. If you don't want to be nuked into oblivion, or at the very least want the opportunity to survive long enough to bring people with you, give me a reason. At this point I'm not certain I should trust ANY of you near a city full of innocent bystanders, and the only person here who I am on good enough terms separately to give even some leeway provides enough of her own to live with it. So either move your pretty little war somewhere else or eat ****. Eric starts by punting Echidna into the air with a massive tree, forcing the abomination's already abysmally low dodge chance through the floor. More is coming.

Mhmhmhmhmhhhhm. I immediately make the Pro-Godmodders currently there immune to the artillery fire, and add it. I also change marking to make it go up and down as a player wants it to. Echidna loses 10% dodge chance.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1479996489))

Ace is a bit peturbed by all that is happening and starts charging up a minicrit, she's going to have to make this one hurt. She then notices the backup portal from Broken!Alicia OneofSwords: Broken Alicia, you are the most beautiful motherfucker I know. Like a godsend you supply me with all I need and more. OneofSwords: Thank you. ??? 8/20 (+3 Bomber) ??? 4/20 (+1 Dogman and Piono The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR] Anti-Dog Firewall (Level 7: 3/8) [DOG ARMOUR] +1 to Bomber, Dogman, and Jon

You begin to prepare to Minicrit. I roll my eyes and check my documents on my plans to kill you, and everything else that wants to kill you.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1480014862))

[TURN 1] LIFE: 13/20 (Average Condition?) Action: Charges: Video Game... 15/15 This one is the Rip Barracks to make it fair, this can generate roughly 10 Rip Archons while these have 70 HP each (the Entity HP. Not the Player HP) Rips. (Factory of HQVGR Upgrade) 15/15 Ladies and Gentlemen! I present you... HQVGR Factory Rebooted! It is the new version of the HQVGR that has more HP than the original form will generate more Rip Supporters (adding a 1/10 chance of a Unsynced Rip Supporter with a higher stats but gets out of control easily) while Generate High-Tier Rip Supporter has a shorter cooldown but new ones as well as the old ones. List of new High-Tiers can be summoned Woodman Rip Supporter: High HP/Med ATT Ability: Leaf Shield: Shields themselves or throw them at the enemies for Med-High damage with a medium to long CD nice. Bean Rip Supporter: Low HP/High ATT Ability: BEANED: Makes a ear-blasting noise dealing high damage but a long cooldown (due to security) Rental Rip Supporter: Med HP/Med ATT Ability: BAN ALL MASHUPS: Shoots a target for really high damage with a really long cooldown ITS THE NUTSHACK generates a Nutshack Rip Supporter which these have less HP/ATT than a 7 Grand Dad Rip Supporter but it can take 5 turns to generate one Charge Storage: +2 from Eric. +1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Razihel Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee SPOIL: Spider Spawner 2/3 (Charges every turn) Damage Dealt: 179,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Pricey, as I have hijacked the GM possession, I'm inclined to be nice. As such, I think summoning may be a better option right now. You use the feared Curse as your action, anyhow.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1480052171))

I shove Orb Prime into a Orbshredder. It's like a paper shredder, but with a orb. Inventory: Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2] Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7] Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 16/20 9/20 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

The Orb Prime is reduced to Excellent condition.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1480056134))

Raincoat && Rainbow Hoodie = Stain-Proof Rainbow Hoodie 6/6 HAM! Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Posion Ketchup Gun 2/4 Magnum Revolver || Cue Ball = White Magnum 1/??? Because DTG is OBVIOUSLY about being as stupid as possible! Living Infinite Ketchup Packet 5/7 +2 Toast, 1 Piono Maddison promptly flips out on galactic proportions, causing Ebola, Cancer, and the Bubonic Plague to slip into certain veggies, which are conveniently eaten by the PETA Protesters.

Magnum Revolver || Cue Ball = White Magnum (Level 10: 1/11)
10,000 of my cultists, get the name right, drop dead.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1480058936))

20/20 Spare? DONE. 6/20 Taking a load off. (+2 from redstone and battlefury, +1 from piono) 3 spare charge Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +1 to piono, redstone and battledog Codex: 9999999 = The Angel's Inscription (Level 6 - 7/7) DONE. I have no idea what this thing is. Demonite Chainmail || (Tar && Demon Dust) = Tarmail (Level 7 - 7/8) Reduces incoming Mark of Dog stacks by 1, and prevents Psi and Envoy stacks from incrementing on their own. Another charge, another spare.

Angel's Inscription: Hebrew writing that starts ROS-AILE-KAPHILUTON-MIRAKOI-KALANIEMI-TSHANA-KAI-KAI-EPHSANDER-GALISDO-TAHUN and ends MEH-MEH-MEH-MEH-MEH-MEH. Grants the divine spark of life to whatever you use it on, acting as a weak summoning alchemy.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1480355476))

I join the battle as an Anti-Godmodder, of course. My edge skills still haven't evolved far enough for me to be PG yet. Might someone tell me what's going on? We Are Number Waluigi: 1/??? Bing-Bing-Bong: 1/???

Hello, I am and Alicia, the main antagonist, and this War is a mess. Your team is trying to kill me and prevent me from conquering multiple iterations of Minecraft, my team is trying to conquer multiple iterations of Minecraft, that alternate me's team is trying to do the same whilst leaving everything in shreds and there's a guy who's trying to defend his home by brutally destroying the people that he deals with. The main things to kill are my staff, and a mound of corpses called Echidna, though you should check the battlefield for more details.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1480441217))

A figure appear. it seems there is much to do. L.armor 1/20 Voidmist 1/20 I begin mining for a strange type of crystal, which is highly useful for manipulating a rare form of energy. please roll a random number generator for 5% chance of success i alchemize wand with focus: portable hole && ender pearl. i froget if we can have multiple alchemies going. if so, Sword || Wand. Anti Godmodder. +3 to Tricklejest

Welcome, JOE. You don't actually need to roll to create materials for alchemisation, but I do anyway, and you get a natural 2, where 95 is required to succeed. You run out of your hole in the ground with a massive serpent chasing you, dripping Generic Crystal That Manipulates Rare Energy's liquid form, not necessarily what exactly you're looking for, but still a strange type of crystal which is highly useful for manipulating multiple rare forms of energy.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1480487426))

Auth watches the entirety of that mess. Did.. did I cause that? Uhm? S-sorry? [small]what the hell am i saying[/small] The Author feels a minute string of sympathy for Alicia. He can't explain why. Not enough sympathy to swap sides. But some sympathy. The Author, being unsure what do do, backs up away from the Fortress and heals Razihel. He doesn't want to deal with Eric and SONG's crap. He wanted to help them, but... They clearly don't want help. +3 to Toast

Hmmmhmhmh is my only response to your 'sympathy'. Razihel is healed for 3 HP, and SONG clearly wants help.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1480550379))

I pull out a Pocket Scanner 5000, and scan Pin. I then throw the scanner at Ascension. Pin uses Burrow. chagerergerge: 8/20 (+2 from Revan, +1 from Piono) +1 to Revan, +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie

I give the results of your scan in private, as you are on my side. Pin will do as you say. Ascension takes 3 damage.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1480591615))

Is my last post still going to happen, or do i have to post again?

It's still going to happen.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1480612550))

@JOE: Nah, your first post is still fine, but you can and should still make a second one, as in P&S each player gets 2 posts every round Thanks to Toast, Cobalt and Pricey, not a whole lot got done but enjoy 20 store credit in each of your names. All 3 of them are marked as "allies" as well. I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit. 18/100 for Equivalence 3/100 for Panopticism +1 to pricey, toast and jondanger Eric continues ensuring the Echidna receives a beating from the artillery by shoving a massive ice spike through them and leaving them hanging up in the air where not only are they an easy target but they will take extra damage upon being hit.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1480613526))

L.armor 2/20 Voidmist 2/20 I continue mining for a strange type of crystal, which is highly useful for manipulating a rare form of energy. please roll a random number generator for 5% chance of success i alchemize wand with focus: portable hole && ender pearl. 2/? i forget if we can have multiple alchemies going. if so i continue Sword || Wand. 2/?

You actually continue running from that one Serpent.
Wand with Focus Portable Hole && Ender Pearl == The End and the Void (Level 5: 2/6)
Sword || Wand == Wandsword (Level 1: 2/2)
Wandsword: A sword that casts magic.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1480635021))

??? 10/10 (+1 Jon) Ace expends this charge on the Cultist, no taking obscene amounts of mortar damage for you. (Cultist is immune to mortars) She then gives him a bit more max HP with whatever is left over from the charge. Ace decides of a way to thank Broken!Alicia, she'll break down the Broken Orb and give it as a gift. It's the least she can do. She feels the Orb with a bit of godmodding and covers it. She then begins probing it for weaknesses, you see all things have the tiniest imperfections, however small they exist and Ace can feel the imperfections of the Broken Orb. A small little dip in the Orb, invisible to the eye but Ace can feel it with her godmodding. It almost feels glaringly obvious, she wonders if this is why godmodding corrupts people and turns them into sociopaths. Everyone suddenly seems imperfect compared to you because their faults are on display. She fills the flaw of the Broken Orb with a white substance oddly sweet smelling. It swells causing a bit of the Orb to develop a crack running from the dip. It contracts and melts filling both the crack and the dip. It balloons again, this time if you were to pay attention you could see faint spiderweblike cracks form from the resulting fracture. The cracks are quickly filled by even more of the white expanding substance, it is now clearly visible from a distance as if it was the motar in between bricks. It then expands again but this time it doesn't stop expanding. It fills up the flawed Or causing even more cracks which the rising substance quickly fills the new cracks and expands even more causing an endless cycle of filling an another crack and causing another. The stuff is seeping out of the cracks and has almost completely swallowed up on halve of the Broken Orb which appears to no longer be just a few cracks but fissures running down both sides of the Orb. It begins to heat up a bit causing the Broken Orb to become hot to the touch and in plain terms probably quite painful if anyone even was stupid enough to touch it, to the point of leaving burns on the skin. Ace, then ducks for cover as the thing glows brightly before it explodes, a brilliant white light emerging from every crevice. When the dust settles the Orb is somehow still intact albeit highly damaged. ??? 6/20 (+1 Dogman) The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR] Anti-Dog Firewall (Level 7: 4/8) [DOG ARMOUR] +1 to Speedy, Dogman, and Jon

You damage, no other words needed for that, the Broken Orb massively. Guess who's going to horribly die this turn?

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1480731739))

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level 5: 2/6) Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level 7: 6/8) foliage.exe: 8/20 unify.exe: 12/20 +3 to Toast. Kanon takes the Bloodied Crimson Sword and impales several thousand Cultists of the Beast, sapping 250 LP from each one. Yes, they are equivalent to animals in terms of LP.

I convert that to hitpoints, and have you deal 14,000 damage.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1481019049))

Verdana decides he's kind of lazy this turn, and just decides to do something simple. That simple thing being quickly giving Nettori-X a guaranteed crit and letting it handle the rest of the things.

You give Nettori-X a crit. Normally, this would be a minicrit, but I like my followers.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1481108696))

14/20. Taking a load off. (+3 from Sp33ed and Cobalt, +1 from piono) 1/20. ...Need? 3 spare charge Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +1 to piono, cobalt and trickle Demonite Chainmail || (Tar && Demon Dust) = Tarmail (Level 7 - 8/8) DONE. A set of made of a thick material that seems to change physical state constantly. Mechanically speaking, it reduces incoming Mark of Dog stacks by 1, and prevents Psi and Envoy stacks from incrementing on their own.

Another place holder bites the dust.

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 20:41:00

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners. Regen. 1 Hp. Razihel regenerates a further 1 HP. Goddamn those sentences are tiring. I roll my eyes as a massive of artillery flies across the Battlefield, before flashstepping to my frontroom, telekinetically updating, and rolling 17 d100s. Yes, I am nice, the playerbase gets spared. Fate Testarossa, the Mechanical Arthropods, Edgelord Prime, Echidna and Crocomire are all the target of a veritable offense of bullets and heal, Fate taking 10,000 damage in a near scrape, half of the Mechanical Arthropods being flattened. I notice that the dice representing the Guardian Failure's hit chance is near 100, and that if it wasn't outright immune it would likely be roasted alive.

The Guardian Failure then proceeds to waste it's immunity on protecting the Broken PGs, and is nuked with the power of two near 100s. I think myself was salty about that, but oh well, it was GM ordained. no it wasn't

The 23rd Lament as a vaguely generic puzzle entity does a vaguely generic puzzling thing, such as being salty that Psi keeps getting nulled, which I see as a good thing. Execute maxes out, before Lindt suddenly erupts, maws reaching out from her flesh growing from her. Goddammit Battlefury. She becomes a dog, and rushes over to the Pro-Psi side. Suddenly, Nettori-X's maws explode.

I remember to bring up that the Pantheon gods and Ascension have came here to kill me. How horribly rude.

Ascension takes out Axe Me Another Day, and stares at me. How disgustingly rude. He runs forward, before aggressing Echidna in a generic and Homestuck way, smashing it with his axe. 40,000 damage. He shouts something to SONG, something about helping out that I am deliberating unhelpful with. I am not salty at all. Ascension's weapons, are for note, Axe Me Another Day, a generic attack, Bow Down to the King, high damage that deals random status effects, Crystal Glory, a sword that makes Ascension more evasive every time it's used, Grinddown, a chainsaw that has hidden effects and OH MY GOD NO HE DOES NOT HE DOES NOT HE DOES NOT HE DOES NOT HE DOES NOT NONONONONONONONONONONONONO KILL ME NOW. If you aren't PG, I'm blocking all communications about what this is until he uses it.

Fate whispers something, before bombarding Echidna with an array of magic and lightning, dealing 30,000 damage to a First Guardian. She points at Agnahim's Conglomerate, before Yukari teleports over to it, and alters a few boundaries, the boundaries of damage and appearance, causing it to shatter. Gomez raises his FEZ, before the newcomer Joebob and the Tundra Mammoth have parts of themselves begin wrapping into second and fourth dimensions, granting them 50% evasiveness. Fun for me. He then clips part of the Enthralled Crocomire into the ground for 10,000 damage.The Tundra Mammoth rushes into Echidna and deals 15,000 damage, whilst RoboMandela activates both Freedom Cannon cannons, points them and fires them at Echidna, dealing 40,000 damage.

Tar grabs out, and consumes as many Slugga Boys as possible. The Vile Gates create two Leapers before they assault and Tar assault the Slugga Boyz, Tar consuming three of them whilst the Leapers deal 2,000 damage to the last remaining one. The Trukk proceeds to run as far as possible to the AG side, a Slugga Boy shooting at the Tundra Mammoth as the Trukk prepares to arrive to Yukari. Demonologist rushes towards the First Guardians, before summoning up a scythe, cleaving one's metallic head off, dealing 15,000 damage.

Suddenly, a bunch of Earth Archons show up. A lot of them, about the amount that Piono has in the entire Fortress, created from dust, out of nowhere. This is not suspicious at all. Edgelord Prime decides to take out the Edgerifle, and snipe Madison for 5 damage. The Cultist strikes out at Fate, dealing 10,000 damage before cutting out the HP Based part of her evasion, Echidna uses Siege Mode, hunkering down, snake tails growing from it, small beasts growing and dying before it burrows into the ground, and space warms. It is now closer to the Fortress, increasing the Artillery hit chance, and begins to warp the Battlefield closer to the Fortress, slowly but surely. It then begins to spawn small beasts that don't immediately die, though not yet.

The Cultists of the Beast and Strudent brigade RoboMandela, dealing 40,000 - 20,000 damage. Nettori-X grows vines, and strangles Kanon, Trickle and Auth, dealing 5 damage to all of them. Pin burrows beneath both the earth and dimensions.

I +2 Jon and Verdana, before activating Pain and Suffering, Depression and Despair, and Perversion and Disgust. The Orb Prime glows blue, before Ascension begins to squirm, worms crawling up his skin, down his throat, not just on his avatar but in real life, dealing 25 damage and weakening his attack. That was without any effort from me, by the way. Edgelord Prime suddenly kneels down, a purple aura surrounding him, and suffers. He is experiencing Crippling Despair, annhilating his mental defenses and making his attacks that aren't to my will nigh useless. Perversion and Disgust starts lightly, casting a Tick Tock effect on the Tundra Mammoth.

The Psi Dogmodder poses, activating the Dogstriker and Dogslinger Stances. Nettori-X finds that a frog is on its back, croaking. This must be the work of An Enemy Stand, Psi forces it to stay, before a stand reaches up, piercing through it, before he cuts it and the stand. Nettori-X is forced to say that what just happened to it is fabulous as it takes 150,000 damage, and is forced to remain, a fuschia brand glowing bright on it. I wave the Orb Prime at it, and force it to stop.

The Orb Broken then has a bullet run through it, appearing to deal no damage but in actuality dealing quite a bit of damage.

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[ITINERARY]
[AGs / Ns] No. Kill yourselves, please. And maybe vote for Ascension's specials.
[SONG] I'm going to stay neutral on this raid.
[PGs]: Uh, Ascension has to die, as does Psi? Chaos Control will lead to bad things.

[THE DESERT BATTLEFIELD]
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [7 vs 3]
Song's Artillery: 35% chance of damaging normal entities.
15% chance of damaging entities with player HP.
55% chance of damaging elites.
75% chance of damaging bosses.
85% chance of damaging crowds.

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 15/24 HP, 2 AC, SHIELDED, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance, Well Fed: II
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 10/20 HP
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 20/20 HP
['AG'] ['Broken'] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate,
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] TrickleJest: 15/20 HP
[AG] JOEbob: 20/20 HP, Evasive (50%)

[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 16/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Awakened Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Deflect (15%).
[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 15/20 HP.
[N] [Singer] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 8/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%), Cursed.
Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: IIII, Element Swap: III
Sight (Armour-Piercing): INACTIVE., Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): INACTIVE., Presence (Common Status Immunity): INACTIVE.
[N] [Singer] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, 220,250 Research, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP), Cursed
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)
[N] [Singer] CobaltShade/Kanon: 9/20 HP, Cursed, 13 EXP.

[PG] Jondanger23: 11/20 HP.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 9/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 23/23 HP. Evasive (50%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18),
Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: IIIIII

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: IIII, Execute: II[b]IIII[/b].
[H] Hellhound: 100,000/100,000 HP, Empowers Pro-Psi Entities, Lesser Dogs: 20,000/20,000 HP, BBB: III.

[AG-PL] Ascension: 72/100 HP, Current Weapon: Axe Me Another Day. Sky-Slammer: III > Sunriser: IIIII > Ascendant Glory: IIIIIII, Weakness: III
[AG] Fate Testarossa: 120,000/150,000 HP, Evasion (13%), Blitzkrieg: III.
[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 200,000/200,000 HP, Takes Less Damage from Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: [b]III
[/b][AG] Gomez: 20/20 HP, Protecting JOE and the Tundra Mammoth, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: [b]II[/b].
[AG] Tundra Mammoth: 31,000/80,000 HP, Evasive (50%), Tick Tock: I, Stampede: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b]
[AG] RoboMandela: 120,000/140,000 HP. 5 AC. Freedom Cannon A: [4/5], Freedom Cannon B: [4/5], Peacetimer: [2/3]. The Mandela Effect: [b][b]I[/b]II[/b].
[AG] [Singer] Mechanical Arthropods: 1/1 HP (x22,500) + 5,000 per turn, Guarding Pricey, Parasite: [b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b]

[N] Tar: 50,000/100,000 HP, Resummons copies of dead enemies, Vile Counters: 11. Assimilated: [The Gate]
Vile Gate: 7,500/7,500 HP (x2). Vile Leaper: 100/100 HP. (x3)
[N] Trukk: 45,000/55,000 HP, Slugga Boyz: 3,000/5,000 HP (x1), Moving: True, Evasion (25%), Da Red Wunz Go Fasta: III, Jink: IIII.
[N] Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1220).
[N] [Singer] demonologist/Gale: 25/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour

[PG] [Broken] The Guardian Failure: 0/5 HP, Guarding the Broken Pro-Godmodders, Godmodding Energy: 5, Refill: [b]I.
[/b][PG-PL] [b][Broken] [/b]Edgelord Prime: 55/55 HP, Counters hard, counters edgily, Crippling Despair: III.
[PG] [Broken] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 88,000/75,000 HP, Modifies Entity Stats on Hit, Regeneration (15,000 HP), A Tongue Verboten: [b]I[b]I[/b][/b][b]I[b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[b][BOSS] [Broken] Echidna: 505,000/600,000 HP. Victims: [???-Ranked Godmodder, Crocomire-X].
Adaptations: [Siege Mode: 10% Damage Reduction + Slowly Moves Closer to the Fortress, Aura of Empowerment: All Allies Have Improved Attack, Spawner: Spawns Thralls].
Scourge Queen: [b]I[b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]I. The First Guardians: 55,000/100,000 HP, 100,000/100,000 HP (x2)[/b][/b], Blinded: II.
Enthralled Crocomire-X: 40,000/50,000 HP. Shifter: [b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]I, The Walking Wall: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]II.[/b]

[PG] The Cultists of the Beast: 1/1 HP (x76,000), Beasts: II, Indoctrination: [b]I[/b]IIII, Milk of the Mother: IIIII.
Strudent: 100,000/100,000 HP, ???.
Lindt: 100,000/100,000 HP, Empowers PG Entities, Terror Wolves: 20,000/20,000 HP +1 per turn, Psi's Mark of Dog: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]
[PG] Nettori-X: 150,000/200,000 HP, Maws: 0/10,000 (x4), Adaptations: [], Inflicts Rooted, Infestation: I[b]I[/b], Hivemind: III.
[PG] Pin: 160,000/160,000 HP, Burrowing, ???, Hidden Beneath Worlds: III, They Lie: IIII [LOCKED], They Work: IIIII [LOCKED], They Sunder: IIIIIII [LOCKED].

[GM] Alicia111: 30/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Worldshifter: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[A-BOSS] Agnahim’s Conglomerate: Empowering Alicia’s Godmodding and Mental Influence, Application: I, Pantheon: II.
Orb Prime: Excellent Condition, Pain and Suffering: [4/5].
Orb Broken: Supermassively Damaged, Depression and Despair: [4/5].
Orb Psi: Excellent Condition, Boundary Unawakened: IIIIIIIIII.
Orb Omega: Excellent Condition, Perversion and Disgust: [4/5].

[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 7/20 HP, 2 Actions, Chaos Control: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]II[/b][/b]

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The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-12-16 20:43:00

Ace steals the Broken Orb.
OneofSwords: Yoink.
According to the rules of the power of yoink, all proprietary claims are invalidated by the thief when invoking such a power. Ace tosses it into the backup portal. It is an early Christmas present from her. She'll probably find more use out of it than Chariot!Alicia ever could.

She turns on Voice Chat.
(Voice Chat) OneofSwords: Guys, fucking focus. Alicia Prime is the big threat here, take her and her thugs out then we can worry about anything else. I'll see what I can do about the mortars.

??? 8/20 (+1 to Piono)
??? 1/20

The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR]
Anti-Dog Firewall (Level 7: 4/8) [DOG ARMOUR]

+1 to Speedy, Dogman, and Jon

Originally posted on 2016-12-16 22:02:00

I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit.
30/100 for Equivalence
14/100 for Panopticism
+1 to toast, revan and pricey

I bounce the luminous orb between Echidna, Echidna and the guardian failure.



Originally posted on 2016-12-17 03:15:00

16/20. Taking a load off. ( +1 from piono)
2/20. ...Need?
3 spare charge

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+1 to piono, cobalt and battlefury

Noah uses the Delta Spear on Tar, Eric, Ascension, himself and Verdana.



Originally posted on 2016-12-18 08:06:00

L.armor 12/20(?)
Voidmist 12/20(?)
+3 Tricklejest
I attack the snake thing with the Magicblade, and if that doesn’t work, use the End of the void to. . . whats the end of the void do? do i get to chose? regardless, i use that.
if its dead, i use the crystal in the alchemie
i finish alchemising wand with focus:portable hole && ender pearl= the end of the void (lvl 5)
Sword || Wand finishes; wandsword (lvl 1)
New alchemies:
Diamond chestplate && that dripping crystal i found = Crystalline chestpiece 1/? lvl ?


EDIT: oh, and the roll thing was so to hopefully get a better item (and the idea was more i don't find it with a lower roll)

Originally posted on 2016-12-18 11:01:00

Auth uses his Ink powers to seal up the wounds that he's gained. He continues backing up *far* from the Fortress.

I haven't... got anything... to say...

Auth begins thinking up a way to cause Alicia to calm down. He doesn't want to go turncoat, but he doesn't want to kill Alicia either.

Something feels like it changes. Like a star is moving towards the Earth...

SPECIAL ATTACKS:

FORCE OF THE REBELLION: COMPLETE! (+1 from Piono, Pricey, Revan)

REPARATION OF THE NARRATIVE: COMPLETE! (+10 from Consumer, +1 from Revan)

+2 to Revan, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-12-19 11:32:00

L.armor 16/20 +3 from tricklejest
Voidmist 13/20
assuming I killed the snake, I return to mining, roll with the same chance, but this time looking for another kind of crystal that produces A. energy
Alchemies:
Diamond chestplate && that dripping crystal i found = Crystalline chestpiece 2/? lvl ?

Originally posted on 2016-12-20 11:59:00

Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Posion Ketchup Gun 3/4

Shaken Soda && Revolver = Explosive Soda Revolver 1/???

Living Infinite Ketchup Packet 6/7

+2 Toast, 1 Piono

Maddison slaps some explosives into Pin's face, which explode.

Originally posted on 2016-12-20 16:09:00

I detonate some explosives that just happened to be right next to Tar.

Pin uses Blood Bomb on RoboMandela.

chagerergerge: 14/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Revan, +1 from Piono)

+2 to Revan, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-12-20 23:56:00

Razihel equips the Frigidflash Chestplate. He also votes for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ASCENSION'S SPECIALS.

Razihel pulls out the ReshiRazor, the Rapier of Readiness, the Wand of Aer, and the Wand of Ignis. He then places them on an Infusion Altar, with a familiar ninja sword in the middle.

The ReshiRazor glows an unholy white light, before firing a laser of cansur at the Runic Matrix. The ninja sword emanates with pure, undistilled cansur straight from DeviantArt.

The Rapier of Readiness drips hype fuel, which flows into the Runic Matrix, giving the ninja sword a coating of pure hype fuel.

The Wand of Aer's vis fires straight into the Runic Matrix, and into the sword. The sword starts floating.

The Wand of Ignis just sets the Runic Matrix alight, as well as the sword. Since technically, only one type of vis was fired straight into the sword, no flux explosion happens. The hype fuel turns into wild flames of hype and cansur.

The Firestorm Katana has temporarily been given life. Terrible, terrible life. Razihel strikes at the Orb Prime, then-

Both Orb Prime and Razihel have disappeared. Only the Firestorm Katana remains. It shakes violently.

Meanwhile, inside "the Firestorm Katana," Razihel and Orb Prime float inside an obsidian box. Razihel channels the energies in the sword, then subjects it to many cancerous memes, fire majykks, air majykks, and hype fuel. This dangerous combination gives it a deadly blast. To Orb Prime's face-analogue.

Razihel teleports back to the battlefield, and detonates the Firestorm Katana, with Orb Prime still inside. He then throws a grenade from the Frigidflash Chestplate to the sword's ashes, encasing it in a Giant Burning Ice Middle Finger. Now that's in-silt to injury.

For that spelling mistake/pun, Orb Prime phases into the GBIMF, and suddenly explodes into 4830 silt particles.

Startup Repair:
Spectres of Windows 98 windows appear around Ascension. They all say something about "startup repair." While this is happening, the damage from the worms seems to slowly mend itself.

Mechanically, Ascension gains 2 regen.

Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5) (2/6)
Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (8/8) (Done!)
Frigidflash Chestplate: A chestplate with thaumic grenades attached to it. When detonated, it encases nearby enemies in a thin layer of ice. BURNING ice.

Startup Repair: 20/20 (+10 from Alicia) (DONE!!!)
:kek:: 11/20

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2016-12-21 03:41:00