Razihel continues guarding, this time using the Wand of Ignis to create a wall of fire in front of him.

Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = ??? (Level ?) (q/?)
Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (7/8)

Startup Repair: 9/20
:kek:: 10/20

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2016-11-17 04:44:00

[TURN 1]

LIFE: 13/20 (Average Condition?)

Action: I have to heal myself

Charges:

Video Game... 14/15 +1 from Noah

Rips. (Factory of HQVGR Upgrade) 14/15 +1 from Eric

Charge Storage: +1 from Eric.

+1 Eric (Really need to protect the Fortress ASAP), Sp33d0n and Noah

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

SPOIL: Spider Spawner 1/3 (Charges every turn)

Damage Dealt: 179,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-11-17 16:52:00

(Toast, can I get another 5% Dodge for Three Credit please?)

Ace sighs looks like it's up to her to heal her allies. As usual. Ace expends her Healing Item upon the 0rigin Terror Blaze. She begins by taking a page out of the Cultist of Shub-Niggorath's book and first using healing energies upon the Terror Blaze. She then begins burning a few lines around the 0rigin Blaze creating a circle around it. The circle carved out with scorched ground begins creating a magma like substance around encircling the 0rigin Terror Blaze. It asorbs the heat and starts drawing the magma within itself. The Terror Blaze begins to heal, mending itself via and the molten rock. The Blaze's body fusing with the magma to replenish itself, slowly becoming healthier. The process works like a charm however as the Blaze returns to normal. Well, about as normal as a giant Terror Blaze can be. It desires more however.

OneofSwords: Damnit, uhhhh gimme a sec.

Ace spawns several lava buckets and splashes the 0rigins Blaze with them, the contents turned into valuable health. But it still desired even more.

OneofSwords: Greedy bastard...

Ace pulls out a potion as well as a shovel and pick, both made of godmodding energy and code. She then turns on flight and digs down. First, her shovel swiftly dug through the dirt before having to switch to the pick encountering stone. She continued deeper slinging through blocks ignoring iron and coal. She digs into a a Fortress which was ignored but its spawner was picked through. She digs past spiders, creepers, zombies, and skeletons each having the common sense to leave Ace alone. She eventually digs straight into a massive cavern, lowering herself in with flight she speeds through looking for the tell tale glow of lava. And there she sees it's comforting light. Warm friendly and inviting now to Ace then the fear which causes most players. She then teleports the 0rigin Terror Blaze over and pushes it in.

It sponges up the lava, and it is satisfied.

Ace teleports back onto the surface with the 0rigin Terror Blaze healed up.


??? 20/20
Ace increases her evasion to 50% She is now the dodgest dodger around.


??? 4/20

The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR]
The Four Aces && Dogaway && Perfectly Optimized Code (Level 0) = Anti-Dog Firewall(An Ace themed version of DOG Armor CONSUMER, ALCHEMY ME PLEASE)
+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Jon

Originally posted on 2016-11-18 04:01:00

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level ?: 1/?)
Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level 7: 5/8)
foliage.exe: 7/20 (+1 from Cyan)
unify.exe: 11/20

+3 to Toast.

It turns out UNBEATABLE MODE AIRMAN, despite his name and description, was actually just Airman with a few extra fans glued to him, and the real attack was in the lasers, which were not countered. They immediately freeze the 0rigin Terror Blaze before tossing one of its rods into deep space.

Originally posted on 2016-11-18 09:14:00

notes: aid: Toast, Cobalt, Pricey
I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit.
15/15 for metal defenses
15/15 for psychic defenses
4/100 for Equivalence
1/100 for Panopticism
+1 to revan, pricey and cyan

both 15 post charges are properly expended. Metal and Psychic defenses are mounted on the Fortress.

Eric decides that the giant obnoxious dog needs to go, so he begins setting to work on creating a massive construct.
He swirls about his magic wand (yes, he still has that. It makes him look like a pansy when he uses it but hey, he's an elf, what's new?)
As he does this, rock and ice rise up into the air, in a very large amalgam...
It sort of resembles an L?

Suddenly, everyone realizes that it is a massive, spiked boot.
Eric turns around, flourishes, and kicks the dog.
And by that I mean the giant boot punts the Guardian Failure through a tree. And another. Wow that kick had a lot of momentum, the Failure still hasn't slowed down...
Ah well, it'll stop eventually.



Originally posted on 2016-11-18 17:46:00

Having recently watched an episode of Jontron, I come up with an idea for an attack.

I quickly fashion a door made out of jet-black steel, and take a shimmering key make of Platinum, encrusted with Sapphires and with intricately carved patterns. Don't look at them too hard, they'll cause your eyebrows to burn off, hair to turn white and cause insanity, without fail.

I open and pass through the door, but I leave it open. If one was to look, they wouldn't see the other side of the Battlefield, they would see a massive, impressive library...

office.

The Author opens twists a knob, then opens another door. Then he comes back after a few minutes, with a tall, red-haired man in Polymer Combat armour.

You bastard, I have work I'm trying to do!

I am fully aware.

Where the hell are we?

The Battlefield.

Oh not this again. I fought against Richard-

That's not the right Godmodder, that's not why I brought you here.

The man, who I will reveal to be Hunter Wright, looks at Echidna.

What is that...?

That, my """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""friend"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""", is Echinda. Don't worry about him.

The Author turns around, looking for Noah. He sees him in the Distorted Forest.

Ah. I still think I can make the shot.

What on earth are you going on about?

Noah is in that forest. I intend to feed you to his demon.

Wow, what a surpri-

The Author dropkicks Hunter towards Noah and his Demon. He intends to feed him to the demon.

The Author adjusts his hat, after Hunter gets launched into the Forest. Then he actually uses an attack.

The Author prepares government sponsored propaganda stories advertising against Alicia. He provides merchandise, he speaks at events across the world, he...

I may have run out of ideas.

But he does walk up to Alicia. He gives her a hat. A hat that looks like this:


And he puts it on her head. This causes her to take damage due to the Anti-Alicia message. For extra keks and s, even make her change her name from Alicia to something else.

Special Attacks:

Reparation of the Narrative: 9/20

Force of the Rebellion: 15/20

Alchemies

Truths, Mysteries and Lies Hidden, Remembered, and Weaponised: (((Ink && Blood = Violant Ink) && Vial of Master's Blood= Revoloutionary Violant Ink)&& Author's Pen=Quill of Legendary Remembrance) && ((((Searing Enigma&&Notebook=Notebook of Truths)&&Impossible Theorem= Notebook of Truths and Mysteries)&& Rumormaster's Network=Notebook of Truth, Mysteries and Lies)&&Light of Gant= Notebook of Hidden Truths, Mysteries and Lies)
Turn 5/8

+3 to Piono again.

Originally posted on 2016-11-19 03:43:00

Raincoat && Rainbow Hoodie = Stain-Proof Rainbow Hoodie 5/6

Soda 6-pack && Grenade && 12 Tanks of C02 = Soda Bomb 3/3 Done!

Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Posion Ketchup Gun 1/???

Living Infinite Ketchup Packet 4/7 (+1 from (all) Toast(ers toast toast))

+2 Toast, 1 Piono

Code steps on a ketchup packet then slips, which then makes him fall onto a spring that throws him into a wall, which deposits him into a hole full of spikes, which stretches out with Code impaled, which eventually splits Code in half.

Originally posted on 2016-11-19 05:32:00

20/20 Spare.
19/20 Spare? (+3 from cobalt, +2 from redstone, +1 from pricey, piono and cyan)
2 spare charge

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Codex: 9999999 = The Angel's Inscription (Level 6 - 6/7)

Demonite Chainmail || (Tar && Demon Dust) = Tarmail (Level 7 - 6/8)
Reduces incoming Mark of Dog stacks by 1, and prevents Psi and Envoy stacks from incrementing on their own.

+1 to piono, pricey and cobalt

'Spare.' becomes a spare charge, as expected.

Revan gains another 5% dodge, losing 3 store credit. Noah loses 25'000 Research in the process.

Nomad pulls up a couple of shields made of sandstone around the Singers.


I put those spoilers together for some reason.

Originally posted on 2016-11-19 07:21:00

i scream "Boot to the Head" at Eric's giant boot. It promptly stops it's attack to give eric a Boot to The Head.

Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.


15/20 1+ from Revan, 2+ from piono
8/20

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Originally posted on 2016-11-23 19:29:00

Irongutta hastily bashes the PETA protester(s?) upside the head with his 'Uge Wrench, knocking a few teeth out in the process. Darn hippies.

---

+3 to Revan

Charges:
A Couple of Cans: 16/20 (+1 from Revan)
Da Flygitz: 1/20

Alchemies:
'Uge Wrench && Mithril Bars && Vitality Booster = Ruby Wrench (Level 7: 6/8)
Further upgrades to the 'Uge Wrench have made it a deadly weapon. Reforging the weapon with Mithril makes it even stronger. A spherical ruby has been set into the head of the wrench. It isn't known where Irongutta found it, but rumors about stones like this one say that they fill the owner with a warrior's strength.

(Super Stikkbomb && Melta Canister) && RNG Device && Stress-Inducing Timer && Magnetic Bonding Mechanism = Da Puzzle Bomb MK1 (Level ?: 1/?)
Who ever would've guessed that an Ork would be able to manipulate RNG devices to create this puzzling bomb. It first affixes itself to a target using a magnetic locking system and activates its timer and one wire module. Using a rather convenient bomb manual that comes with the bomb (not by Irongutta's own choice, but the Law of Fairness seems to cause one to spontaneously appear) someone can use an action to try and solve the wire module by cutting the correct wire. Otherwise, it will explode the next turn and deal severe damage.

Originally posted on 2016-11-23 19:52:00

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1479328562))

19/20 Spare. 12/20 Spare? (+3 from redstone and cobalt, +1 from cyan, piono 1 spare charge Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Codex: 9999999 = The Angel's Inscription (Level 6 - 5/7) Demonite Chainmail || (Tar && Demon Dust) = Tarmail (Level 7 - 5/8) Reduces incoming Mark of Dog stacks by 1, and prevents Psi and Envoy stacks from incrementing on their own. +1 to piono, redstone and cobalt I toss my remaining assignments at the First Guardians, and force them to complete them. If they fail, they get an E and lose all self esteem for some amount of emotional (read: sanity) damage. If they succeed, they give me enough time to do a decent attack, meaning they'll take more damage anyway.

The 0rigin Terror Blaze blocks the First Guardians, setting the assignments on fire but petering out and losing 10,000 HP.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1479330382))

I rage the the Gate got taken down so fast, and use generic edgelord powers to make a Slugga Boy's head explode. Pin uses Blood Bomb on the Tundra Mammoth. chagre: 4/20 (+1 from Revan, +1 from Piono, +1 from Alicia) +1 to Revan, +1 to Engie, +1 to Piono

You don't make one Slugga Boy's head explode, you make two's heads explode.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1479332150))

notes: aid: Toast, Cobalt, Pricey I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit. 14/15 for metal defenses 13/15 for psychic defenses +1 to cyan, toast and jon Eric decides that now's not the time to ease up on spoil spam and slam-dunks the Origin Terror Blaze with a mighty Verboten Jam (not quite chaos dunk but it'll do) performed through application of Gravitational orb.

The 0rigin Terror Blaze gets slam dunked in the face, via the Gravitational Core, failing to exist. You take 2 damage.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1479332771))

Ace decides she is going to need a power boost for this next one, she spends this action charging up for a crit. Code starts to drip off of her, she's ready for this. ??? 19/20 (+1 from Jon) ??? 4/20 The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR] The Four Aces && Dogaway && Perfectly Optimized Code (Level 0) = Anti-Dog Firewall(An Ace themed version of DOG Armor CONSUMER, ALCHEMY ME PLEASE) +1 to Piono, Dogman, and Jon

Your next attack will minicrit.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1479357851))

Razihel continues guarding, this time using the Wand of Ignis to create a wall of fire in front of him. Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = ??? (Level ?) (q/?) Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (7/8) Startup Repair: 9/20 :kek:: 10/20 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Maroon Sandstone Chair && Uranium Ingot = The Nuclear Chair (Level 5: 1/6)
You guard harder.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1479401525))

[TURN 1] LIFE: 13/20 (Average Condition?) Action: I have to heal myself Charges: Video Game... 14/15 +1 from Noah Rips. (Factory of HQVGR Upgrade) 14/15 +1 from Eric Charge Storage: +1 from Eric. +1 Eric (Really need to protect the Fortress ASAP), Sp33d0n and Noah Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee SPOIL: Spider Spawner 1/3 (Charges every turn) Damage Dealt: 179,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Just because you have to, doesn't mean you will. You don't.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1479441675))

(Toast, can I get another 5% Dodge for Three Credit please?) Ace sighs looks like it's up to her to heal her allies. As usual. Ace expends her Healing Item upon the 0rigin Terror Blaze. She begins by taking a page out of the Cultist of Shub-Niggorath's book and first using healing energies upon the Terror Blaze. She then begins burning a few lines around the 0rigin Blaze creating a circle around it. The circle carved out with scorched ground begins creating a magma like substance around encircling the 0rigin Terror Blaze. It asorbs the heat and starts drawing the magma within itself. The Terror Blaze begins to heal, mending itself via and the molten rock. The Blaze's body fusing with the magma to replenish itself, slowly becoming healthier. The process works like a charm however as the Blaze returns to normal. Well, about as normal as a giant Terror Blaze can be. It desires more however. OneofSwords: Damnit, uhhhh gimme a sec. Ace spawns several lava buckets and splashes the 0rigins Blaze with them, the contents turned into valuable health. But it still desired even more. OneofSwords: Greedy bastard... Ace pulls out a potion as well as a shovel and pick, both made of godmodding energy and code. She then turns on flight and digs down. First, her shovel swiftly dug through the dirt before having to switch to the pick encountering stone. She continued deeper slinging through blocks ignoring iron and coal. She digs into a a Fortress which was ignored but its spawner was picked through. She digs past spiders, creepers, zombies, and skeletons each having the common sense to leave Ace alone. She eventually digs straight into a massive cavern, lowering herself in with flight she speeds through looking for the tell tale glow of lava. And there she sees it's comforting light. Warm friendly and inviting now to Ace then the fear which causes most players. She then teleports the 0rigin Terror Blaze over and pushes it in. It sponges up the lava, and it is satisfied. Ace teleports back onto the surface with the 0rigin Terror Blaze healed up. ??? 20/20 Ace increases her evasion to 50% She is now the dodgest dodger around. ??? 4/20 The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR] The Four Aces && Dogaway && Perfectly Optimized Code (Level 0) = Anti-Dog Firewall(An Ace themed version of DOG Armor CONSUMER, ALCHEMY ME PLEASE) +1 to Piono, Dogman, and Jon

The Four Aces && Dogaway && Perfectly Optimized Code (Level 0) = Anti-Dog Firewall (Level 7: 1/8) [DOG ARMOUR]
Your dodge is now at 50%, and caps there for balance purposes! You are now effectively a god. You try to light the 0rigin Terror Blaze's ashes, but unfortunately, ressurrection isn't something a godmodder of your rank can do. Have a crit for your efforts.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1479460475))

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level ?: 1/?) Wand of Create Monster && Scroll of Taming = Wand of Summon Familiars (Level 7: 5/8) foliage.exe: 7/20 (+1 from Cyan) unify.exe: 11/20 +3 to Toast. It turns out UNBEATABLE MODE AIRMAN, despite his name and description, was actually just Airman with a few extra fans glued to him, and the real attack was in the lasers, which were not countered. They immediately freeze the 0rigin Terror Blaze before tossing one of its rods into deep space.

Nova Catalyst && Self-Propelled Anti-Material Rocket Launcher = Nova Rocket Launcher (Level 5: 1/6)
Broken Alicia waves a "Piono Ruins Everything" banner, whilst staring at the Author and Nomad.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1479491207))

notes: aid: Toast, Cobalt, Pricey I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit. 15/15 for metal defenses 15/15 for psychic defenses 4/100 for Equivalence 1/100 for Panopticism +1 to revan, pricey and cyan both 15 post charges are properly expended. Metal and Psychic defenses are mounted on the Fortress. Eric decides that the giant obnoxious dog needs to go, so he begins setting to work on creating a massive construct. He swirls about his magic wand (yes, he still has that. It makes him look like a pansy when he uses it but hey, he's an elf, what's new?) As he does this, rock and ice rise up into the air, in a very large amalgam... It sort of resembles an L? Suddenly, everyone realizes that it is a massive, spiked boot. Eric turns around, flourishes, and kicks the dog. And by that I mean the giant boot punts the Guardian Failure through a tree. And another. Wow that kick had a lot of momentum, the Failure still hasn't slowed down... Ah well, it'll stop eventually.

The Guardian Failure warps away, growling.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1479527019))

Having recently watched an episode of Jontron, I come up with an idea for an attack. I quickly fashion a door made out of jet-black steel, and take a shimmering key make of Platinum, encrusted with Sapphires and with intricately carved patterns. Don't look at them too hard, they'll cause your eyebrows to burn off, hair to turn white and cause insanity, without fail. I open and pass through the door, but I leave it open. If one was to look, they wouldn't see the other side of the Battlefield, they would see a massive, impressive library... office. The Author opens twists a knob, then opens another door. Then he comes back after a few minutes, with a tall, red-haired man in Polymer Combat armour. You bastard, I have work I'm trying to do! I am fully aware. Where the hell are we? The Battlefield. Oh not this again. I fought against Richard- That's not the right Godmodder, that's not why I brought you here. The man, who I will reveal to be Hunter Wright, looks at Echidna. What is that...? That, my """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""friend"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""", is Echinda. Don't worry about him. The Author turns around, looking for Noah. He sees him in the Distorted Forest. Ah. I still think I can make the shot. What on earth are you going on about? Noah is in that forest. I intend to feed you to his demon. Wow, what a surpri- The Author dropkicks Hunter towards Noah and his Demon. He intends to feed him to the demon. The Author adjusts his hat, after Hunter gets launched into the Forest. Then he actually uses an attack. The Author prepares government sponsored propaganda stories advertising against Alicia. He provides merchandise, he speaks at events across the world, he... I may have run out of ideas. But he does walk up to Alicia. He gives her a hat. A hat that looks like this: And he puts it on her head. This causes her to take damage due to the Anti-Alicia message. For extra keks and  s, even make her change her name from Alicia to something else. Special Attacks: Reparation of the Narrative: 9/20 Force of the Rebellion: 15/20 Alchemies Truths, Mysteries and Lies Hidden, Remembered, and Weaponised: (((Ink && Blood = Violant Ink) && Vial of Master's Blood= Revoloutionary Violant Ink)&& Author's Pen=Quill of Legendary Remembrance) && ((((Searing Enigma&&Notebook=Notebook of Truths)&&Impossible Theorem= Notebook of Truths and Mysteries)&& Rumormaster's Network=Notebook of Truth, Mysteries and Lies)&&Light of Gant= Notebook of Hidden Truths, Mysteries and Lies) Turn 5/8 +3 to Piono again.

Broken Alicia, having forseen this looks at you, looks at Noah's Demon, wonder how you got Hunter's corpse in the Distorted Forest, looks at you, looks at Noah's Demon, realises that the barrier is going down this turn, presses a button, before teleporting away. You then force Alicia to wear a cap. This does nothing but cause her to get triggered, vibrating again, and again, before crashing into the ground, damaged. As you've offended two Alicias in a turn, Alicia Prime thus takes 3 damage.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1479533528))

Raincoat && Rainbow Hoodie = Stain-Proof Rainbow Hoodie 5/6 Soda 6-pack && Grenade && 12 Tanks of C02 = Soda Bomb 3/3 Done! Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Posion Ketchup Gun 1/??? Living Infinite Ketchup Packet 4/7 (+1 from (all) Toast(ers toast toast)) +2 Toast, 1 Piono Code steps on a ketchup packet then slips, which then makes him fall onto a spring that throws him into a wall, which deposits him into a hole full of spikes, which stretches out with Code impaled, which eventually splits Code in half.

Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Poison Ketchup Gun (Level 3: 1/4)
Code Fraissa has probably left due to statements in Discord, is your teammate and a girl. You instead hit somebody named Code, who comments on your rudeness.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1479540092))

20/20 Spare. 19/20 Spare? (+3 from cobalt, +2 from redstone, +1 from pricey, piono and cyan) 2 spare charge Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Codex: 9999999 = The Angel's Inscription (Level 6 - 6/7) Demonite Chainmail || (Tar && Demon Dust) = Tarmail (Level 7 - 6/8) Reduces incoming Mark of Dog stacks by 1, and prevents Psi and Envoy stacks from incrementing on their own. +1 to piono, pricey and cobalt 'Spare.' becomes a spare charge, as expected. Revan gains another 5% dodge, losing 3 store credit. Noah loses 25'000 Research in the process. Nomad pulls up a couple of shields made of sandstone around the Singers. #rp_heck "What the even...?" Nomad watches Hunter's body soar through the air. He stops it before it hits the ground, suspending it in the air using the conparitive gravity of a nearby star, with Case By Equinox. "Why would I even want thi--" If you don't want it, I'll gladly take it. The burgandy, translucent orb (one that had been making its way back to the battlefield for some time now) floats a few metres from Nomad. Smoke begins to condense and manifest around the orb. The smoke seems to be yearning for form, aching for it's own body. Smoke gathers from the area, making limbs, and vague features. After a time, Archaic wrappings seem to manifest themselves from nothing, and wrap around the figure's vaguely defined limbs. What now stands where the orb was is a figure about twice the size of Nomad (who wasn't short by any means) yet significantly thinner. Although, figure was a rather vague term. It's frame was composed of a thick black smoke, pierced only by eyes that burnt like red hot coals and the orb, now in pieces and strewn across it's torso. Surrounding this was a series of wrappings which only covered parts of the figure's body, the rest being the ever shifting smoke. Welcome back, Cantor. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm positively famished. You hid your tracks well but... Before Nomad can respond, a tendril of smoke wraps around the body, which had now been suspended in the air for a while. The tendril shifts, and is suddenly composed of a black, sticky substance, which lifts Hunter's body over Cantor's head. ...you forget that I'm part of you. If you really wanted me gone, you had the chances to do so. Cantor's eyes flicker blue, and he releases Hunter. It's not long before your own curtain call, you know. The wrappings around Cantor flurry rapidly, curling up his left arm to form a colossal maw. The body descends into the makeshift jaws, and is swallowed whole. Delicious. If Cantor had a mouth, you figure he would be smiling wickedly at Nomad. He takes a deep bow, as if he had swallowed a sword, rather than a living body. At that, he vanishes into thin air- or smoke, rather.

The first attacks going against the Singers should be blocked, but you sense that things will likely destroy your shields. You also kill and consume Hunter.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1479929363))

i scream "Boot to the Head" at Eric's giant boot. It promptly stops it's attack to give eric a Boot to The Head. 15/20 1+ from Revan, 2+ from piono 8/20 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Eric takes (4 - 2) damage.

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1479930723))

Irongutta hastily bashes the PETA protester(s?) upside the head with his 'Uge Wrench, knocking a few teeth out in the process. Darn hippies. +3 to Revan Charges: A Couple of Cans: 16/20 (+1 from Revan) Da Flygitz: 1/20 Alchemies: 'Uge Wrench && Mithril Bars && Vitality Booster = Ruby Wrench (Level 7: 6/8) Further upgrades to the 'Uge Wrench have made it a deadly weapon. Reforging the weapon with Mithril makes it even stronger. A spherical ruby has been set into the head of the wrench. It isn't known where Irongutta found it, but rumors about stones like this one say that they fill the owner with a warrior's strength. (Super Stikkbomb && Melta Canister) && RNG Device && Stress-Inducing Timer && Magnetic Bonding Mechanism = Da Puzzle Bomb MK1 (Level ?: 1/?) Who ever would've guessed that an Ork would be able to manipulate RNG devices to create this puzzling bomb. It first affixes itself to a target using a magnetic locking system and activates its timer and one wire module. Using a rather convenient bomb manual that comes with the bomb (not by Irongutta's own choice, but the Law of Fairness seems to cause one to spontaneously appear) someone can use an action to try and solve the wire module by cutting the correct wire. Otherwise, it will explode the next turn and deal severe damage.

(Super Stikkbomb && Melta Canister) && RNG Device && Stress-Inducing Timer && Magnetic Bonding Mechanism = Da Puzzle Bomb (Level 10: 1/11)
11,500 PETA Protesters bite the dust!

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners do not regen. What? Aren't you tired of that sentence being repeated over, and over again, every, update? I definitely am, and I'm tired of this.

Perhaps I'm just jealous, perhaps I'm just sheltered, unused to war, unused to being battered again and again, downtrodded, angered, smashed against the pavement, against the ground, humiliated again, and again by AscensionCraft's heroes! I will admit, I am unused to it from AscensionCraft's heroes, but I am used to it from so many others, younger, older than me. Jane, my own twin, Carla, Alex, Mother and Father - no, Casey and Jack, my classmates, my 'friends', practically everybody who's ever met me.

I would say that I'm sorry that I'm ranting, but I'm really not. Sometimes, you just have to let your emotions go into the wind, stop bottling them up, and let them out, it all go free, to start screaming, start shouting. I wonder, is that our point of divergence, Broken me?
[Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: Seeing as I don't remember hating my family that badly, yes it is.
[Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: I find it so, so funny that you're technically the one who broke, though, Prime. A spark of sadism, a spark of Conflict, can do that to different people.

As my counterpart, the sadist, speaks, the First Guardian suffers, saddened, bothered, and the Update Terminal lags, stopping the world for about an hour here, and god knows how long outside of the Fourth Wall. I don't particularly care, it is like how I felt.

I pause for a second, unsure what to say, what to type. I could exposit my backstory here, tell you about why I do this, why you have to search for it, but no. I'll make you hunt, scavenge for it, like the worms you are, crawling on the ground, because if it wasn't for the First Guardian's 'kindness' and the Narrative's protection, I'd have wiped the floor with you, obliterated, executed you. I'm tired of my will being subverted by you Descendants, by SONG, by myself, by everything really, and I'm going to show that.

Ascension, yes, you, take it away!

***Ascension, after the destruction of his admin's only faction, had been recruiting AscensionCraft's best players to fight against Alicia (yes, I'm still narrating) and the temporal anomalies. It was a remnant of his elitist life style, caring mainly about the best of the best, and his friends and not the common, and the newbs were useless to him, unlike to myself, a godmodder who can brainwash and empower. They had set up base far from the Ascendants 1.0's current base, in the End, a place ravaged by time's shaking, by remnants of the Mates, related to extremely minor Agents of the Conflict.

This brings us to the present, Ascension and his four admins, talking to an ensemble of the gods of the Pantheon of TV Tropes, particularly a non-void tainted FEZ wielder, the creator of a fantasy world, a 2D brawler and a dark magical girl.

"We desperately need your help," the dark magical girl appeals, desperately begging at Ascension. Ascension and co, having listened to a monologue that I care not to describe here, nod, before a streak of blue and amber appears in the End, hurtling towards the dark magical girl. You see, the dark magical girl, who is also an Alicia with blonde hair under technicalities, is carrying an artifact known as Agnahim's Scepter, an artifact that empowers the wielder's main ability, whether magic or godmodding. I happen to want that artifact.

As the blue and the amber fly towards Ascension and co, they hit a temporal anomaly. Just as planned.

Time splits.

In the first, the prime timeline, Alicia laughs, and Alicia swears. The FEZ wielder warps space around the blue, but the amber pierces through, goldenrod energy, light but efficient, glowing. The creator of fantasy manipulates the boundaries of distance, and the boundaries of existence, but the amber survives, avatar hurt but still going on, before warping and taking the sceptre, warping back away, out of the void.

In the second, the broken, a beast made of so many stitched together parts has a crystal ripped out of it, the beast becoming weakened, and not as engorged, it's invincibility gone. Yes, that's Echidna, yes, it just got nerfed. Thank me later.

In the third, a timeline locked, I don't tell you anything. Telling you the process of how I found this version of the sceptre is dangerous, though I'm sure that the amber, the Alpha that you saw so long ago would love to tell you as soon as she earns her freedom.

In the fourth, and final, the omega, a timeline disturbed, perverted, a manipulator, putting Islington to shame talks to several Agents of the Conflict, the dark magical girl, the dark magical girl's genetic source and their mother, a puppet and a gladiator, before the amber flies in, similar tactics used against a more veritable onslaught, magic saturating the burning fires of the end as the amber alpha tries to survive against the backslash and caret combined with the strongest of sorcery and space warping around itself. The amber girl's HP ticks down, 10 going to 7 going to 5 going to 3 before something crashes in, weaving through worlds, analysing, splitting through dimensions, many hands reaching out, and grabbing the staff for the amber.

Well done, Ancilla, I never thought you and your brother would be so eager to do that for me.
amber: I'm not. ADVENT's hurt and unavailable for comment.

Oh, okay. Go back to base. That's an order.

After Ancilla's, well, Amber's, now, efforts, I take the three staves and an orb, and cause it to stretch out, to grow, modifying itself, warping, growing out, creating branches of itself that stretch out, warping, growing, before it and myself radiates power, the goldenrod of godmodding. Heh. I'm so much stronger now. I wave the conglomerate of sceptres, specifically Agnahim's Scepter, around, blasting the Teacher and the Giant Squid into void, into absolutely nothing. I hold it up, before waving it at my Pro-Godmodders, and power flows into them. The PETA Protestors multiply, gain new passives, new leaders, Flaaghra-X turns into a beast of ancient origins and I fuse Pin with Amber's beast, becoming a threadworm. Verdana, if you want to, take control of Flaaghra-X. Jon, please keep control of Pin.

Whilst I gain power, Broken Alicia rips open a portal to her own timeline, time crying, before the Distorted Forest disappears, instead turning into a Desert with the Fortress in the distance. As she does that, I hold up the conglomerate of Agnahim's Scepters, or Agnahim's Conglomerate, and warp over to the Desert, the Battlefield following me.

Last time we had a paradigm shift like this, it was oh so brutally cut short. Let me fix that.

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I am not your kind GM, though I will be taking over for the foreseeable future, so there will be no How to Play, only suffering, and future plotlines waiting to be tied up in my grand play. Here, we have an Artifact Boss which can not be stolen, a crawling lump of flesh backed by Broken Alicia's portal, and a horde of allies who you will desperately need. Yes, your damage is going up for this. Have fun, so, so much fun.

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[ITINERARY]
[AGs / Ns] No. Kill yourselves, please.
[SONG] I'm going to stay neutral on this raid.
[PGs]: Uh, Ascension has to die, as does Psi? Chaos Control will lead to bad things.

[THE DESERT BATTLEFIELD]
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [7 vs 3]

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 13/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 10/24 HP, 2 AC, SHIELDED, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance, Well Fed: II
[AG] Sp33d0n: 15/20 HP
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 20/20 HP
['AG'] ['Broken'] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate,
Demonic Contract (III & III)

[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 16/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Awakened Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Deflect (15%).
[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 20/20 HP.
[N] [Singer] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 7/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%), Cursed.
Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: IIII, Element Swap: III
Sight (Armour-Piercing): INACTIVE., Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): INACTIVE., Presence (Common Status Immunity): INACTIVE.
[N] [Singer] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, 220,250 Research, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP), Cursed
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)
[N] [Singer] CobaltShade/Kanon: 14/20 HP, Cursed, 13 EXP.


[PG] Jondanger23: 11/20 HP.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 9/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 23/23 HP. Evasive (50%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18),
Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: IIIIII

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: IIII, Execute: IIIIII.

[AG-PL] Ascension: 100/100 HP, Current Weapon: Axe Me Another Day. Sky-Slammer: III > Sunriser: IIIII > Ascendant Glory: IIIIIII.
[AG] Fate Testarossa: 150,000/150,000 HP, HP Based Evasion (0%), Blitzkrieg: III.
[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 200,000/200,000 HP, Takes Less Damage from Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: III
[AG] Gomez: 20/20 HP, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: II.
[AG] Tundra Mammoth: 36,000/80,000 HP, Stampede: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b]
[AG] RoboMandela: 140,000/140,000 HP, Guarding the Giant Squid. 5 AC. Freedom Cannon A: [5/5], Freedom Cannon B: [5/5], Peacetimer: [2/3]. The Mandela Effect: III.
[AG] [Singer] Mechanical Arthropods: 1/1 HP (x45,000) + 5,000 per turn, Guarding Pricey, Parasite: [b]III[/b].

[N] Tar: 50,000/100,000 HP, Resummons copies of dead enemies, Converts, Vile Counters: 10. Assimilated: [The Gate]
Vile Gate: 7,500/7,500 HP. Vile Leaper: 100/100 HP.
[N] Trukk: 45,000/55,000 HP, Slugga Boyz: 5,000/5,000 HP (x4), Moving: False, Evasion (25%), Da Red Wunz Go Fasta: III, Jink: IIII.
[N] [Singer] demonologist/Gale: 25/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, +3 AC: I.

[PG] [Broken] The Guardian Failure: 3/5 HP, Guarding the Broken Pro-Godmodders, Godmodding Energy: 5, Refill: [b]I.
[/b][PG-PL] [b][Broken] [/b]Edgelord Prime: 55/55 HP, Counters hard, counters edgily.
[PG] [Broken] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 88,000/75,000 HP, Modifies Entity Stats on Hit, Regeneration (15,000 HP), A Tongue Verboten: [b]I[b]I[/b][/b][b]I[b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[b][BOSS] [Broken] Echidna: 600,000/600,000 HP. Victims: [???-Ranked Godmodder, Crocomire-X]. Adaptations: [Siege Mode: ???, Aura of Empowerment: Alliesgain moderately better attack.]. Scourge Queen: [b]I[b][b]I[/b][/b]II. The First Guardians: 100,000/100,000 HP (x3)[/b][/b], Blinded: II.
Enthralled Crocomire-X: 50,000/50,000 HP. Shifter: II, The Walking Wall: III.

[PG] The Cultists of the Beast: 1/1 HP (x100,000), Beasts: II, Indoctrination: [b]I[/b]IIII, Milk of the Mother: IIIII.
Strudent: 100,000/100,000 HP, ???.
Lindt: 100,000/100,000 HP, Empowers PG Entities, Terror Wolves: 20,000/20,000 HP +1 per turn.
[PG] Nettori-X: 200,000/200,000 HP, Maws: 10,000/10,000 (x4), Adaptations: [], Inflicts Rooted, Infestation: I[b]I[/b], Hivemind: III.
[PG] Pin: 160,000/160,000 HP, ???, Hidden Beneath Worlds: III, They Lie: IIII [LOCKED], They Work: IIIII [LOCKED], They Sunder: IIIIIII [LOCKED].

[GM] Alicia111: 30/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Worldshifter: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[A-BOSS] Agnahim’s Conglomerate: Empowering Alicia’s Godmodding and Mental Influence, Application: I, Pantheon: II.
Orb Prime: Perfect Condition, Pain and Suffering: [5/5].
Orb Broken: Excellent Condition, Depression and Despair: [5/5].
Orb Psi: Excellent Condition, Boundary Unawakened: IIIIIIIIII.
Orb Omega: Excellent Condition, Perversion and Disgust: [5/5].

[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 7/20 HP, 2 Actions, Chaos Control: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b]III[/b][/b]

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The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-11-23 20:01:00

notes: aid: Toast, Cobalt, Pricey
I have no good alchemy ideas and I'm bored with the taking advantage of the awakener formula. Anyone who desires for assists with making alchemies, simply tell me what to do and you'll get the alchemy at the expense of 1/2 its level in store credit.
11/100 for Equivalence
2/100 for Panopticism
Both of these look illegal, but we promise, they have proper immigration paperwork.
+1 to speed, redstone and toast

Oh, so that's when this happens.
You seem bothered by my presence Alicia, well I'll tell you what. Help me out with a certain something and I can be out of your hair, I could even do you a few favors on my way out.
Details will be sent to you separately and in a format that others cannot listen in on.
Oh, yes, Eric and demonologist. Demonologist heads back to base because unlike Eric, she does not yet have infinite respawns and I don't want her dying for good.

Eric is designated as an "ally". Why does this matter?
Because the shield went down. Those energy cannons currently stationed on the Fortress walls aren't just for show you know.

HAVE ANOTHER OBNOXIOUS GIMMICK EVERYONE! I have decided that if Broken!Alicia wants me to start ruining things, I WILL OBLIGE HER.
Every entity starts out with a 25% chance of being hit, there are a couple of different modifiers that can be applied to change it.
Entities with player health have a 15% lower chance of being hit.
Elite entities have a 20% higher chance of being hit
Bosses have a 40% higher chance of being hit.
Crowds have a 50% higher chance of being hit.
Players can expend focused actions to "mark" an entity or other player. When something is "marked" it will either gain or drop in hit chance by 10% (gains if it's an enemy of the Fortress, drops if it's an "ally")
Any entity can choose to "take cover" however this will greatly hinder their offensive capabilities and prevent them from bodyguarding or otherwise block them from helping others. Any entity under cover reduces their hit chance by 25%. However, a large enough entity or another focused player action (or Ally herself) can pull someone out of cover, leaving with reduced attack AND being vulnerable for the round they've been pulled out.

On Allies: Anyone marked as Allies has another 10% knocked off their chance of getting hit, and all three of the main "penalties" towards getting hit (elite, boss or crowd) are halved.

Finally, on damage: Getting hit can do damage on one of three levels. If someone's "artillery dodge" hit is in the top 40% of the "getting hit" threshold they were near the edge of the blast and only take lightish damage. If they're in the mid 40%, they were close to the blast and in addition to taking moderate damage receive the debuff: shellshocked which makes them take extra damage from incoming attacks the following round. Anyone who is in the bottom 20% of their failure margin was hit directly, and in addition to taking massive damage, are hit up with stunned and shellshocked for two rounds.
The larger the entity, the more damage it will take upon being hit

Of course, the godmodders are immune to this.
Keep in mind, you guys are far enough away that only my dedicated artillery can have any hope of hitting you right now. Get any closer to the Fortress and I'll be able to start picking and choosing my targets.
In short: GET OFF OF MY LAWN YA WHIPPERSNAPPERS

This is a warning to EVERYONE. If you don't want to be nuked into oblivion, or at the very least want the opportunity to survive long enough to bring people with you, give me a reason.
At this point I'm not certain I should trust ANY of you near a city full of innocent bystanders, and the only person here who I am on good enough terms separately to give even some leeway provides enough of her own to live with it.
So either move your pretty little war somewhere else or eat ****.

Eric starts by punting Echidna into the air with a massive tree, forcing the abomination's already abysmally low dodge chance through the floor.

More is coming.



Originally posted on 2016-11-23 22:02:00

Ace is a bit peturbed by all that is happening and starts charging up a minicrit, she's going to have to make this one hurt.

She then notices the backup portal from Broken!Alicia

OneofSwords: Broken Alicia, you are the most beautiful motherfucker I know. Like a godsend you supply me with all I need and more.
OneofSwords: Thank you.

??? 8/20 (+3 Bomber)
??? 4/20 (+1 Dogman and Piono

The Four Pillars of Sanity (Level 7: 8/8) [SAN ARMOUR]
Anti-Dog Firewall (Level 7: 3/8) [DOG ARMOUR]
+1 to Bomber, Dogman, and Jon

Originally posted on 2016-11-24 14:08:00

[TURN 1]

LIFE: 13/20 (Average Condition?)

Action:

Charges:

Video Game... 15/15

This one is the Rip Barracks to make it fair, this can generate roughly 10 Rip Archons while these have 70 HP each (the Entity HP. Not the Player HP)

Rips. (Factory of HQVGR Upgrade) 15/15

Ladies and Gentlemen! I present you...

HQVGR Factory Rebooted!

It is the new version of the HQVGR that has more HP than the original form will generate more Rip Supporters (adding a 1/10 chance of a Unsynced Rip Supporter with a higher stats but gets out of control easily) while Generate High-Tier Rip Supporter has a shorter cooldown but new ones as well as the old ones.

List of new High-Tiers can be summoned

Woodman Rip Supporter: High HP/Med ATT Ability: Leaf Shield: Shields themselves or throw them at the enemies for Med-High damage with a medium to long CD nice.

Bean Rip Supporter: Low HP/High ATT Ability: BEANED: Makes a ear-blasting noise dealing high damage but a long cooldown (due to security)

Rental Rip Supporter: Med HP/Med ATT Ability: BAN ALL MASHUPS: Shoots a target for really high damage with a really long cooldown

ITS THE NUTSHACK generates a Nutshack Rip Supporter which these have less HP/ATT than a 7 Grand Dad Rip Supporter but it can take 5 turns to generate one

Charge Storage: +2 from Eric.

+1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Razihel

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

SPOIL: Spider Spawner 2/3 (Charges every turn)

Damage Dealt: 179,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-11-24 19:14:00

I shove Orb Prime into a Orbshredder. It's like a paper shredder, but with a orb.


Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.


16/20
9/20

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan.

Originally posted on 2016-11-25 05:36:00

Raincoat && Rainbow Hoodie = Stain-Proof Rainbow Hoodie 6/6 HAM!

Cyanide in a Can && Ketchup && Rifle = Posion Ketchup Gun 2/4

Magnum Revolver || Cue Ball = White Magnum 1/???

Because DTG is OBVIOUSLY about being as stupid as possible!

Living Infinite Ketchup Packet 5/7

+2 Toast, 1 Piono

Maddison promptly flips out on galactic proportions, causing Ebola, Cancer, and the Bubonic Plague to slip into certain veggies, which are conveniently eaten by the PETA Protesters.

Originally posted on 2016-11-25 06:42:00

20/20 Spare? DONE.
6/20 Taking a load off. (+2 from redstone and battlefury, +1 from piono)
3 spare charge

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+1 to piono, redstone and battledog

Codex: 9999999 = The Angel's Inscription (Level 6 - 7/7) DONE.
I have no idea what this thing is.

Demonite Chainmail || (Tar && Demon Dust) = Tarmail (Level 7 - 7/8)
Reduces incoming Mark of Dog stacks by 1, and prevents Psi and Envoy stacks from incrementing on their own.

Another charge, another spare.



Originally posted on 2016-11-25 07:28:00

I join the battle as an Anti-Godmodder, of course. My edge skills still haven't evolved far enough for me to be PG yet.
Might someone tell me what's going on?

We Are Number Waluigi: 1/???
Bing-Bing-Bong: 1/???


Originally posted on 2016-11-28 17:51:00

A figure appear. it seems there is much to do.

L.armor 1/20
Voidmist 1/20
I begin mining for a strange type of crystal, which is highly useful for manipulating a rare form of energy. please roll a random number generator for 5% chance of success
i alchemize wand with focus: portable hole && ender pearl.
i froget if we can have multiple alchemies going. if so, Sword || Wand.
Anti Godmodder.
+3 to Tricklejest


Originally posted on 2016-11-29 17:40:00

Auth watches the entirety of that mess.

Did.. did I cause that?

Uhm? S-sorry?

[small]what the hell am i saying[/small]

The Author feels a minute string of sympathy for Alicia. He can't explain why.

Not enough sympathy to swap sides. But some sympathy.

The Author, being unsure what do do, backs up away from the Fortress and heals Razihel.

He doesn't want to deal with Eric and SONG's crap. He wanted to help them, but...

They clearly don't want help.

+3 to Toast

Originally posted on 2016-11-30 06:30:00