I object at the Game Master so hard that The Crystal takes a bunch of damage.

"You think you're complete? What about my heal on myself? What about Toast's... doing whatever they were doing! You haven't even acknowledged our posts! How can you claim to have completed your update! Actually finish it!"

My notebook glows as it properly alters the update to acknowledge the posts lacking response.

Due to that... The Crystal cracks. Fourth Wall shenanigans.

I also remember to update my charges this time.

Reparation of the Narrative: 5/20

Force of the Rebellion: 4/20

+3 to Battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-10-24 07:54:00

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 1/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 1/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
I finish my copy of the giga gun
10/20 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
10/20 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife
I decide "screw it" and will now work on the combo charges.
+1 to revan, jon and cyan

I'm still pondering upon what I shall do in my mostly uninvolved state to actually get involved without pissing off multiple parties.
But mainly, I'm busy, so a random summoning orb drops out of sky and summons an Angry Train to the AG's side, because they need some serious backup.



Originally posted on 2016-10-24 17:14:00

Ok, FINALLY COMPLETE.

* This is it.

* Dr.T Obtains the UCSGG™
Dr.T: About time.

* Dr.T Spends all of his 6 charges on the next antic he's about to pull off.
* Dr.T Dramatically opens his eyes. Suddenly, a transmutation circle appears on the ground in front of him. It opens a portal to a purple dimension, devoid of anything at all, then, a 10 foot statue of Nelson Mandela floats out of the rift, as soon as it leaves, the rift closes and the statue hits the ground once more, standing tall.
The Stone man now starts to crack.

Dr.T: The right man in the wrong time can make all the difference in the world. Now go face them, Mandela. For great justice.

* The Rock starts to shine, it explodes in a ray of blindingly shiny dust.
From the debris of the fallen, it stands tall.
He was 10 feet tall and fully robot from the neck below and a tutu in his metallic body.
The mighty [GIANT ROBOCOP MANDELA] is here to DEFEAT YOU!!!

* ROBOMANDELA Draws and raises his gun. You feel lucky you aren't the Dogmodder right now, unless you are, in which case, you're screwed. He fires his gun, unloading 26 bullets into Psi.

Charges: 1/7

Originally posted on 2016-10-25 02:48:00

Revolver (Immersive Engineering) && Mana Spreader (Botania) = Mana Revolver (Level ?: 1/?)
Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level ?: 2/?) (Kanon should be able to sing into this and have it fire lasers, allowing me to do song attacks)
Mastery of the Aspects: 9/20
An Entity: 4/20

+2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Cyan

[TBA]

Originally posted on 2016-10-25 03:17:00

Gabriel uses Blossom Forth! Unleash the beast, my friend.

Razihel equips the Thaumostatic Harness. Like he should have last turn, unless it doesn't take up any armor slots.

He casually takes the Spectre of the Earth, since Verdana is inactive. He shoves the Wand of Ignis into it, draining the Spectre of its burns, directing its Terra vis into it, and basically majjykally repairing it.

He then buys an use of the Deck of Spellcards from Piono for 4 store credit, then applies its effects to the Shard.

Other than that, take the rest of the action, Hugmaster.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5) (6/6) (Done!)
Wand of Ignis: A wand made out of Cinder Wood, capped with Hellstone. Has the greatest affinity for Ignis vis, and comes with an embedded Wand Focus: Fire.
Infused Aqua Gem (Oval Cut) && Molotov Cocktail || (Flashbang Suit && Thaumium Chestplate) = Frigidflash Chestplate (Level ?) (1/?)

Startup Repair: 13/20 (+3 CobaltShade, +1 Piono)
Player 1, Step Up!: 13/20

+1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-10-25 12:45:00

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 2/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 2/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
12/20 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
12/20 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife
+1 to cyan, QT and bfury

Cyan has purchased one use of the Deck of Spellcards
Via proxy, Eric stands on the edge of Fortress's Walls, and throws out whichever randomly selected spellcard is randomly selected.
Bad stuff hits the shard, positive stuff gives boosts to whatever is on Cyan's side.



Originally posted on 2016-10-25 13:55:00

A little lady, bearing a multitude of mechanical modifications to her body enters the field through a portal.

Code Fraissa enters the field. Scanning nearby area and possible course of actions.

She readies her arm cannons to fire at anyone who threatens her.

--

1/20: Code Fraissa Strafe: An augmentation for Fraissa's machinework. Stats:
25 Durability. Enemies may choose to attack this for 1 durability instead of Fraissa.
Damage Boost: Fraissa gains a +15000 damage boost for her attack this turn. May be used multiple times a turn, but she gains 3000 less bonus damage amd consumes 1 durability per extra usage.
Strafe: Fraissa and the modification cannot take damage for the turn. She also deals half her standard attack damage to up to two enemies and all enemies that attempts to attack her. Costs 3 Durability.
Repair: Fraissa skips her action and repairs the modification for 1 durability.
Target Lock: Fraissa scans a target. Her next attack against the target deals double damage. Costs 2 Durability.
(Tweak numbers pls.)

1/20: Code Fraissa Reboot: A failsafe modification that activates when Fraissa would take lethal damage. (Stats W.I.P.)

--

+3 Speed.

--

(Is this good?)

Originally posted on 2016-10-25 14:42:00

[TURN 1]

LIFE: 14/20 (Average Condition?)

Action: I look at the Shard however... I use a red bow which fired at the Shard then I generate a blue axe and I toss it at the shard.

Axel does not simply exists (due to the sacrifice)...

Charges:

High... 15/15 +2 from Comp

I summon a Rip Core. It is neutral and is part of the Factory of High Quality Rips.

Quality... 15/15 +2 from Comp

I summon a Rip Spire. It is also neutral and is part of the Factory of High Quality Rips.

"Here are your Fortress supplements for you."

Video Game... 5/15 +4 from GM message

Rips. (HQVGR Upgrade) 5/15 +4 from GM message

Charge Storage: +2 from Eric.

+1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Dr. T

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 166,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-10-25 17:21:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1476808068))

Ace looks at the Cultist wincing at how he seems to be the punching bag of everyone around him, OneofSwords: Aw Jesus Christ, guys stop beating the poor Cultist up. OneofSwords: Man, and I thought people hated me. Ace decides to test out her godmodding abilities some more. She concentrates upon something from long ago and pulls it from her distant past. Something to save the Cultist from some wounds. The form shimmers into existence as godmodding energy creates matter. The form becomes readily apparent to be... A box of Looney Toons bandages. Ace stares at them incredulously, she was expecting something a little well, stronger. Like a healing elixir or some archaic book of knowledge which could tell her exactly what wounds afflicted the Cultist and how to heal them. Not the band-aids she used as a kid... (And as an adult. The Crawling Chaos snickered.) However, they were infused with godmodding energy, that would make them pretty powerful. What the hell, she doesn't have anything else to heal the Cultist with. She moves the heavy robes of the Cultist aside and examines the wound. It's more of a metaphysical wound but it somehow left a clear cut. She slaps a few Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck band-aids on it. Good as new, and in about 3 minutes the band-aids did peel off revealing unmarred flesh. Indeed, good as new. In fact, better than new the Cultist has never had so many healing energies flow through them. They're simply overflowing with life and decide to return the favor to Ace. Y'golonac the Defiler 9/20 (both +3 from Consumer) Aced 14/20 Outer Statue (Level 4) | Reflectinator The Four Aces | Reflectinator +1s to Topazian, Dogman and Piono

Outer Statue (Level 4) | Reflectinator == The Despair Statue Beta Edition (Level -1)
oh god no

The Four Aces | Reflectinator == The Four-One (Level 4: 1/5)

The Cultist is healed back to full. Again.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1477258930))

I turn a few Plant Archons into potatoes. The Recon Robot scans the Plant Archons. Great Wall of Walls: 8/20 (+1 from Revan) +1 to Revan, +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie

200 Plant Archons are suddenly eaten by a rampaging dog.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1477267617))

. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 11/20 +4 from revan and piono 7/20 1+ revan 2+ piono

Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1477267825))

Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 5/5) Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level ?: 1/?) (Kanon should be able to sing into this and have it fire lasers, allowing me to do song attacks) Mastery of the Aspects: 8/20 An Entity: 3/20 +2 to Cyan, +1 to Piono "The [big]☞🕆👍😐[/big]? Another variant?" Kanon stares at her Dark Carnival variant. "Ugh, I hope their version of my sister isn't gonna be here anytime soon." (Cue the Shard preparing Dark Carnival Anon as its next summon.) She then pulls out the Heckler & Remington MSR416 and fires it at the Shard and the Giant Roblox Warrior. Note that the GM has not given a description for it, so give one plox.

Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 1/6)
Heckler & Remington MSR416: An unholy abomination of gun technology that somehow works.
The Survivalist: An other abomination of gun technology with a scope that doubles as a laser pointer, the ability to fire incendiary rounds.

You only manage to fire it at the Shard, dealing 10,000 damage.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1477276762))

Armored 10/10 The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath gains an armor made of sinew growing around them which blocks 10000 damage from every attack directed at them. Aced 19/19(+1s from Dogman, Piono, and Jon) Ace activates Aced giving her as high of a crit as she can get. She also uses Shatterpoint giving her a free crit on the Shard. Nyarlathotep consults with Revan's helmet and expends 10 Rage to give her another crit. Ace finds that the Mime Counterpart of herself is frankly too much to not decide to blissfully ignore. To even fathom, she decides that the Shard needs to go because the Mime Ace is creepy to levels that are simply untolerable. And if more mimes can be summoned that's something she'd never repeat. Ever. She focuses, drawing breaths in and out in and out. She needs to start and end this fight before it even has a chance to begin. First, a bit of energy flows about slowly strengthening  Ace before the godmoddng energy swirls around her like a whirlpool, she absorbs it into her body looking no different than before except a tad more confident. She gets the Scryer Shard's attention by sending several volleys of energy bolts crackling its way. Each of them different elements such as flame, ice, void, divine, godmodding, dark, light, and countless others. They move in formation like a swarm of locusts of devouring the living in the area. In this case it's not crops but a rather pesky They slam into it with a solid impact scattering bits of debris from it in all directions. OneofSwords: Hah! This is getting sort of fun! Ace feels unsure despite her small victory. This part will probably be dumb but she has no idea what to do and she thinks this might be her best shot at doing anything useful. She decides to change into something more formal. She claps twice her hands as the Battlefield is immersed in total darkness. Faint rustlings of clothing can be heard and after a few moments she repeats her claps and let there be light. Ace stood in a rather cheesey looking stage magician garb. A tailcoat suit with a red bowtie and the ever present top hat seemed sort of goofy and rather nice. She stood proud and tall against the Shard. OneofSwords: Let's get this on. Ace examines the base code of the Scryer Shard and notices it's HP value. She immeditately subtracts directly from that. Then a maelstrom of battle modifed playing card also know as razor edged cards cuts through the Shard's health quicker than they could cause horrible internal bleeding for living beings. Ace then starts dealing her hand. Ace of Diamonds Wealth rains from the sky in gold and diamonds. the gold pelts the lucky boss causing the damages to its body. It's like hail but heavier, and more valuable. The diamonds also have found a place by going into the body like arrows except more sharp and far less likely to break. It's like being pelted by rocks and a splinter gun for the closest comparison for a human. Quite frankly its a horribly agonizing experience. But hey, its like drowning in a pool full of oil. You're rich but won't have the chance to spend any of it. Ace of Clubs The Shard suddenly finds thunderstorm overhead. And is then struck by lighting, twice, followed by ball lighting swerving into him. Several fractions then attack the Shard by using fire charges and arrow machines both setting the Shard aflame and riddled with arrows. It appears to have been chosen by a lottery to be made an example of.  Several creepers are then are supercharged by lighting and blow up a rather hapless player who was building a massive TNT canon. The Scryer Shard is caught in the violent detonation and is thrown about like a ragdoll upward before landing in a crater of stone, not a very comfortable landing. Ace of Hearts Ace walks to the smoking Shard and sets the Ace of Hearts in front of it, this card was created with a little help from the Cultist. The Shard attempts to flee but can't as if by an invisible bond. It then starts to feel weaker, and weaker, and weaker. The Shard realizes that it has been subjected to life drain, a rather cruel skill which takes life and places them in items. The Scryer Shard seems to deflate ever so slightly as the life force leaves it. The Ace glows ever faintly as it consumes all the life it can take. Ace pockets the Ace of Hearts, It seems nice as a souvenir and it means the Shard has less HP win and win. Except for the Shard, but that's okay nobody likes the Shard anyway. Ace of Spades The final Ace and most potent all all. Ace holds in her hand her namesake. She looks at the weakened Shard with boredom. OneofSwords: Glad, this is over soon. She charges towards the Shard and leaps before making a slicing motion with her cardhand as the Shard writhes in abject agony from the attack. Ace hacks away at the Shard reducing it to its death. Cutting apart the Scryer Shard simple reeks over a pleasurable mindlessness to the End. A simple matter of not if it's going to live but how close is it dying soon. And Ace keeps on cutting turning this into a slaughtering or even butchering the Shard as it is simple taken apart. She delivers hundreds of clean cuts from every direction cutting bits off of it as the Shard starts to shake and tremble as it falls apart. Cracks run through its body exposing brilliant interior filled with light. The hairline widens into canyons as the light consumes the Scryer Shard. And then the Shard dies. Outer Statue (Level 4) | Reflectinator The Four Aces | Reflectinator +1s to Jontron, Dogman and Piono

The Shard does not die, instead wavering massively. 200,000 damage. Some sort of scales lock against each other, again, and again, before something scries out very, very, far.
You notice the sudden maxing of Mass Broadcast. Well, this is fair. In other news, the Cultist gains 3 armour.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1477292094))

I object at the Game Master so hard that The Crystal takes a bunch of damage. "You think you're complete? What about my heal on myself? What about Toast's... doing whatever they were doing! You haven't even acknowledged our posts! How can you claim to have completed your update! Actually finish it!" My notebook glows as it properly alters the update to acknowledge the posts lacking response. Due to that... The Crystal cracks. Fourth Wall shenanigans. I also remember to update my charges this time. Reparation of the Narrative: 5/20 Force of the Rebellion: 4/20 +3 to Battlefury

Fixed. Toast wasn't doing anything. It would have probably been more efficient to PM me on Discord.

Alicia quietly points out to you that the Crystal is not an acceptable synonym for uh, space worm flesh made out of wormholes.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1477325691))

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 1/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies. Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 1/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target. I finish my copy of the giga gun 10/20 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife 10/20 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife I decide "screw it" and will now work on the combo charges. +1 to revan, jon and cyan I'm still pondering upon what I shall do in my mostly uninvolved state to actually get involved without pissing off multiple parties. But mainly, I'm busy, so a random summoning orb drops out of sky and summons an Angry Train to the AG's side, because they need some serious backup.

I decide to let this through. Angry Train summoned.

QUOTE (QuantumThingue @ (time=1477360095))

DON'T READ THIS YET IT'S NOT DONE. '^' Spoiler Alert * This is it. * Dr.T Obtains the UCSGG™ Dr.T: About time. * Dr.T Spends all of his charges on the next antic he's about to pull off. * Dr.T Dramatically opens his eyes as his body starts to glow and float. Suddenly, a transmutation circle appears from the ground in front of him. It opens a portal to a purple dimension, devoid of anything at all, then, a 10 foot statue of Nelson Mandela floats out of the rift, as soon as it leaves, the rift closes and the statue hits the ground once more, standing tall. The Stone man now starts to crack. Dr.T: The right man in the wrong time can make all the difference in the world. Now go face them. For great justice. * The Rock starts to shine, it explodes in a ray of shiny shards which blind anyone who tries to look at it. From the debris of the fallen, it stands tall. The mighty [GIANT ROBOCOP MANDELA] He was 10 feet tall and fully robot from the neck below it sported a tutu in his metallic body. [ YET TO FINISH THIS, WELP] Seriously, just move along. Nothing to see here. You looked didn't you? ¬¬

Yes, I did. How much charge do you have, to make it easier to draw up stats?

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1477361860))

Revolver (Immersive Engineering) && Mana Spreader (Botania) = Mana Revolver (Level ?: 1/?) Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level ?: 2/?) (Kanon should be able to sing into this and have it fire lasers, allowing me to do song attacks) Mastery of the Aspects: 9/20 An Entity: 4/20 +2 to Sp33d0n, +1 to Cyan [TBA]

It was not announced.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1477395903))

Gabriel uses Blossom Forth! Unleash the beast, my friend. Razihel equips the Thaumostatic Harness. Like he should have last turn, unless it doesn't take up any armor slots. He casually takes the Spectre of the Earth, since Verdana is inactive. He shoves the Wand of Ignis into it, draining the Spectre of its burns, directing its Terra vis into it, and basically majjykally repairing it. He then buys an use of the Deck of Spellcards from Piono for 4 store credit, then applies its effects to the Shard. Other than that, take the rest of the action, Hugmaster. Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5) (6/6) (Done!) Wand of Ignis: A wand made out of Cinder Wood, capped with Hellstone. Has the greatest affinity for Ignis vis, and comes with an embedded Wand Focus: Fire. Infused Aqua Gem (Oval Cut) && Molotov Cocktail || (Flashbang Suit && Thaumium Chestplate) = Frigidflash Chestplate (Level ?) (1/?) Startup Repair: 13/20 (+3 CobaltShade, +1 Piono) Player 1, Step Up!: 13/20 +1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono. I question your life decisions in making me take over ever- Razihel suddenly notices the fact that forcefully fusing Terra and Ignis essentia, or essentia of any type is a bad idea. I'd like to think that I know at least something about thaumaturgy. The Spectre of Earth explodes in his face, sending a blast of disruption outwards. Some purple vine covers Kit Mime Edition, before she begins to warp. Her mind falls more than it already has, and the distortion affects her heavily, before Razihel waves his Sceptre, sending Kit deep into the ground. Lifecontroller [12/20] ==================== What is Will But A Miserable Wreck [10/10] [DONE.] ==========

Infused Aqua Gem (Oval Cut) && Molotov Cocktail || (Flashbang Suit && Thaumium Chestplate) = Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7: 1/8)
Gabriel is in Incarceration hell, and can't act! The Thaumostatic Harness is not an armour alchemy, though you do take the Spectre of Earth, and ruin it by turning it into the centre of a flux explosion, for 5 damage to yourself, and 24,250 damage to Mime Kit.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1477400104))

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 2/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies. Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 2/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target. 12/20 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife 12/20 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife +1 to cyan, QT and bfury Cyan has purchased one use of the Deck of Spellcards Via proxy, Eric stands on the edge of Fortress's Walls, and throws out whichever randomly selected spellcard is randomly selected. Bad stuff hits the shard, positive stuff gives boosts to whatever is on Cyan's side.

You use the Deck of Spellcards on the Shard, and get Subterranean Rose, yet again! Vines come out of the ground, before walls of roses slam into the Shard for 30,000 damage! Razihel is then given a 20,000 HP barrier.

QUOTE (Tabbune @ (time=1477402937))

A little lady, bearing a multitude of mechanical modifications to her body enters the field through a portal. Code Fraissa enters the field. Scanning nearby area and possible course of actions. She readies her arm cannons to fire at anyone who threatens her. -- 1/20: Code Fraissa Strafe: An augmentation for Fraissa's machinework. Stats: 25 Durability. Enemies may choose to attack this for 1 durability instead of Fraissa. Damage Boost: Fraissa gains a +15000 damage boost for her attack this turn. May be used multiple times a turn, but she gains 3000 less bonus damage amd consumes 1 durability per extra usage. Strafe: Fraissa and the modification cannot take damage for the turn. She also deals half her standard attack damage to up to two enemies and all enemies that attempts to attack her. Costs 3 Durability. Repair: Fraissa skips her action and repairs the modification for 1 durability. Target Lock: Fraissa scans a target. Her next attack against the target deals double damage. Costs 2 Durability. (Tweak numbers pls.) 1/20: Code Fraissa Reboot: A failsafe modification that activates when Fraissa would take lethal damage. (Stats W.I.P.) -- +3 Speed. -- (Is this good?)

Welcome, Tabbune! Code Fraissa walks in, before firing her canon at every PG, H and N entity, causing it to overload and fail to work for a few seconds. She then decides to go into counterattacking. Code Fraissa Strafe is likely going to get nerfed.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1477412515))

[TURN 1] LIFE: 14/20 (Average Condition?) Action: I look at the Shard however... I use a red bow which fired at the Shard then I generate a blue axe and I toss it at the shard. Axel does not simply exists (due to the sacrifice)... Charges: High... 15/15 +2 from Comp I summon a Rip Core. It is neutral and is part of the Factory of High Quality Rips. Quality... 15/15 +2 from Comp I summon a Rip Spire. It is also neutral and is part of the Factory of High Quality Rips. "Here are your Fortress supplements for you." Video Game... 5/15 +4 from GM message Rips. (HQVGR Upgrade) 5/15 +4 from GM message Charge Storage: +2 from Eric. +1 Eric, Sp33d0n and Dr. T Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 166,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

The Shard takes 13,000 damage, before you generate a Rip Core and Spire, for that beloved pionocash.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners gain 1 HP. Battlefury finally remembers that he's insane, and while AFKing, sees yet another generic and eldritch entity. This causes the Radiation that he's infected with to sprout off, and become a dog at the cost of Battlefury taking 5 damage. Pricey passes his sanity rolls and Cyan takes 3 damage. The Pain disappears with the other artifacts as it remembers that it's master is gone.

The Radiation Dog gets behind the Tredog to do its dog like sniping properly, whilst the Tredog immediately slams into Razihel's Barrier for 10,000 damage. Festus then crashes into the Tredog, knocking it drowsy, before the Giant Roblox Warrior falls asleep, taking 25,000 damage. Kit is then healed by NoLegs for 10,000 HP, whilst having her dreamer death field expand. The Angry Train drops into the Battlefield, and immediately chooses the most vulnerable target, Mime Kit, who remembers that she's supposed to be in a dream state just before getting flattened out on the field. Her body is absorbed into the Angry Train, which somehow becomes angrier.

The Plant Archons create a storm of vines that run into the Shard for 20,000 damage, whilst the Earth Archon and Cultist heal Ace for 3 HP. The Recon Robot, which still has scans the Plant Archons to the point where 200 of them burn across the ground.

As the Plant Archons fall back, they notice something dreaded approaching. Something lashes out at the elemental energy inside of them, before scattering it to the wind. Everybody then turns to the Despair Statue, which begins to grow taller, reaching above the clouds, and stopping right under the height limit. Those who managed to see above see a man standing above, holding a baton. The ground twists in dread, distorting Shubb-Niggorath's Blessing to only affect Ace and co, before it whispers into their minds, giving them some form of power.
[Broken] Alicia111: So, Ace, what do you first want to learn about godmodding?
[Broken] Alicia111: Now that this thing is up, I can talk to you more easier, and also spread my influence.

As Broken!Alicia and Ace talk, the Statue above turns towards the AGs and Descendants, and does nothing. Yet. You get a horrible feeling that you don't want it to do anything at all. Anyway, meet the Teacher. If you get hit by it, prepare to suffer. If you're with Revan, you get buffs.

The Shard spins around, before searching far, and wide, via Mass Broadcasting. It finds five attacks from sessions both known and unknown, before analysing them, and replicating them. First of all, Code Fraissa immediately notices mice crawling onto her, staring blankly, before squeaking, again, and again, and again. Her senses are overloaded, before the mice break their skulls. A cascade of tongues barrage her for 8 damage, via the power of the Funnymouse, A Funny, funnymouth. Alicia claps her hands, and Mime Ace bends to her will, before staring at her counterpart. Her tongue again, dangles from her mouth, and a tale of bluud and the apocalypse rings, again, and again, in Ace's ears, before Mime Ace explodes, dealing 50% sanity / integrity damage to her.

Alicia then decides that No-Legs, as a healer, should get Down With the Sickness! No-Legs suddenly notices that a bucket of green paint has fallen on it, somehow marking an X. It turns completely green, before loosing its grip on Kit ever so slightly, infected with four stacks of the XBONIC Plague. Alicia then grabs the Shard, before stuffing it into a basketball, and slamming it into the Author as he talks about reperation and prepares to suplex Alicia. Slam, get down with the Verboten Jam. The good news is that you've only been mostly annihilated instead of completely.

Alicia then decides that as she is a nice person (hahaha), she'll just waste the last action on sending Kit into some sort of despair, despair, total, mind crushing and total, the type that leaves its marks endlessly. The Shard coincidentally uses Trigger afterwards, and simply disappears.

As the Shard disappears, Kit simply breaks down, her eyes opening, Festus collapses, before her eyes close yet again, and she rises up again, completely and utterly empty, with the Shard still gone. A scythe appears in her left hand, a broom appearing in her right, whilst Alicia stands behind her. Well, this just got more interesting.

Dark Carnival Kanon takes out a finished version of the Laser Gun, and sings. Battlefury wavers, before everything turns into honks and discord. Some of the dog in him is erased from reality, and turned into paradoxes. In particular, we get 6726, which causes The Harvest to get maxed out. Battlefury also takes (3 + 1) damage.

Alicia gives a +1 to Jondanger, and becomes pleased with her recent preformance. She takes out a chainsaw, before timestops. Within seconds, it whirs up, dragging elemental energy from the atmosphere and also the Archons, which fail to exist for much longer, but whatever, they're Archons. She carves a few hundred punctuation marks on the floor, causing a few hundred curses to sprout into existence, half of them rushing towards Kanon, and half of them rushing towards the Psi-Dogmodder. A few curses create terrible punctuation versions of Alicia and her chainsaw, before Alicia kicks back, and flashsteps next to Psi.

Kanon gets the easier part of it, the terrible punctuation Alicias and a few ASCII Alicias simply cutting off her arm for 5 damage. They then go back towards Psi, before sending a massive wave of curses towards him. Some sort of slime spawns on top of him, completely and totally binding him, before whispers of the ages rush into his avatar. He pauses, before sand falls on his face, and he gets cut by the wave of terrible punctuation Alicias, again, and again, and again, repeatedly.

Despite many cuts, Psi only takes 1 damage. Alicia then shows Psi a document.

Metaphysical Annihilation: 500,000/500,000 SP
Fills By: Whatever Alicia Wants It To Fill By (xWhatever Value Alicia Wants It to Fill As)
Deals heavy metaphysical damage to the target and their stats. And also whatever Alicia wants it to do. I don't know why I'm referring to this in third person, but whatever.

Psi suddenly notices that his Barrier Strength and Godslayer are missing, before a goat falls on his head for 2 damage. Battlefury takes :Alicia and appends \Alicia to her, before completely changing his and Psi's tactics.

Psi teleports to the top of the Teacher, before warping its blessing to a cascade of barking. He raises his hands to the sky, before dogs begin to fall from it, splashing and sinking into the ground, barking again, and again, endlessly. All that Psi has influenced has become dog. Arf. Arf. The ground is dog. The sky is dog. The Mates' Base's ashes are dog. All has bowed down, via the power of Dogscaping. He then proceeds to turn everything into A Complete and Utter Nightmare.

The Battlefield turns upside down, before turning back, leaving a few things static. The Dog Residue Rain is set to max! The Recon Robot becomes heavily vulnerable to splash, before a light tremor dealing 0.5 damage somehow completely annihilates it! No-Legs, the Cultist and the Giant Roblox Warrior have other passives ruined! A layer of brainwashing that Alicia had placed on Dark Carnival Kanon to prevent her from being an insane clown suddenly snaps, causing her to go true Hostile! Also the Bard is corrupted by Psi!

I stop speaking in exclamation marks as everybody notices the quite different field situation.

---

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] Consider focusing down Psi himself, seeing as he can quickly replenish his horde of dogs.
[ALL] Destroy the Teacher.

[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.
[AG] Destroy the Shard.
[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Dog Residue Rain (100%) (Increases by 10% whilst under 50%, and 5% while over 50%, can not go below 100% intensity. All entities on a side that Psi decides to hate on have an intensity percent chance on getting several stacks of the Mark of Dog.)
Terrain: Dogscape (25%) (Increases Dogscape amount by 5% per turn. Dog entities gain 10% damage and 5% Damage Reduction based on the amount of Dogscaping. Screws around with magic, often corrupting it.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE [3 vs 4]



+1 AC: I, Armour Inversion: II, Curse of Armour Removal: II.
[AG] battlefury13: 4/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate.
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 8/24 HP, Barrier: 10,000/20,000 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Author: 1/20 HP.
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.
[AG] Tabbune/Code Fraissa: 12/20 HP.

[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 15/20 HP.

[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 10/23 HP, 50% INTEGRITY, 50% Sanity, Evasive (10%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 10,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Massively Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] Tredog: 88,500/100,000 HP, Drowsy, Inflicts the Envoy's Mark, Rising Ground: I[b]III[/b], Annoyed: III.
[H] Radiation Dog: 20,000/20,000 HP, Inflicts Radiation.
[H] [The Carnival Overtaking] Kanon: 15/15 HP Generates Paradoxes, ???, The Bard: [b]III.[/b]

[AG] Gabriel: 20,000/60,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Entity Attacks, 150% Retribution Damage to Players, Blossom Forth: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b].
[AG] No-Legs: 110,000/110,000 HP, Uses an entity as a meatshield, heavily debuffing them but heavily buffing everything else on their team, Latched to Kit, The XBONIC Plague: IIIIIIII.
[AG] Angry Train: Core: 50,000/50,000 HP, Carriages: 10,000/10,000 HP (x6), Armour-Pierces, Kill Counter: 1, Unload: II, Fear and Loathing: II.
Nightmare Fuel: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b] (243,000 Damage Taken)
[/b]
[N] Plant Archons: 0/50 HP (x600).
[N] Earth Archons: 0/100 HP (x87), Guarding Ace.
[N] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 75,000/75,000 HP, Corrupter, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Mother's Milk: IIII.

[PG] Recon Robots:
Recon Robot 1: 0/40,000 HP, Blast Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP, Vulnerable to Splash, Research Bar: 80% [[b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b]==], Brain Scan: I[b]I[/b].
[PG] Giant Roblox Warrior: 83,500/110,000 HP, Sleeping, Inflicts Content.
[PG] [Broken] The Teacher: 200,000/200,000 HP. All Entities Allied with Ace Receive Random Buffs, All Entities Attacked by the Teacher Receive a Debuff Every Turn.
Afflicted: None. Lesson: 1. Lecture: III, Everchanging Methods: II > III.
[BOSS] Kit, the Scryer: 225,000/225,000 HP, Immune to Weather and Terrain, Quadruple-Action. Copying: [Sandfall Ampersand, The Conglomerate, The Limbo Gatekeeper]. Struggle Count: 3.
Shard Specials: Redefinition: III, Mass Broadcast: IIIII, Lucid: IIIII
Copied Specials: [Zodiac Alter: [b][b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], God Complex: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]II, The Harvest: [b][b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Power Cleaning: IIIII].
[PG] [O)_(O] Ace: 0/10 HP, 7 AC, Honk Honk: III.
[b][PG] [O)_(O][/b] Kit: 0/40,000 HP, 75% Damage Reduction from Non-Sleeping Targets, Immune to Weather and Terrain, HAHAHA: III.

[/b]
[GM] Alicia111: 36/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Worldshifter: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 10/20 HP, 2 Actions, A Complete and Utter Nightmare: II[b]I[/b].

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The Fortress

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 22/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): IN[b]ACTIVE.[/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!, [/b]Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.



Originally posted on 2016-10-25 20:58:00

Before bad bits of ETOB happen:

OneofSwords: Oh, Hey, Broken Alicia... And you brought a friend. Hi there... Giant Rockman Teacher.
OneofSwords: Can you teach me how to godmod attacks people throw at me and Cultist guy? I'm pretty sure that would be highly useful.

Nyarlathotep moves ever slightly up from a ornate lawn chair and waves at the Teacher to greet the only person here who properly enjoys despair. He then continues watching the chaos.

After the bad bits of the ETOB

Ace feels herself become less real, less existent. She thinks for a moment trying to remember things. Things that made her whole. She tries to remember her full name. She gets lost on the middle bit. She tries to remember where she went to school. She can only remember going to college. She tries to remember were her favorite restaurant is. Nothing.

She remembers when she was just going to stay at home and play some video games. She giggles to herself. They become mixed with sobs. Ace stops giggling, it wasn't really all that funny. She tries to think of her family or any of her friends. Complete blank. She starts to understand what needs to be done. She needs a hard reboot, a respawn... Her sobs dry up and she's going to do it with style.

Ace begins to crit/hypercrit, this needs to be amazing.
??? 11/20
??? 1/20

The Four-One (Level 4: 3/5)
The Four Aces && How to Mantian Your Sanity for Dummies= (Some sort of SAN armor)

+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Jontron

Originally posted on 2016-10-27 03:37:00

Area scan failed. Initiate Protocol: Giant Hunter.

She looks at the largest enemy nearby, The Shard. Her laser cannon-mounted robotic appendages sprout from her back and start shooting at the Shard.

Requesting help in assessing the situation.

--

2/10: Code Fraissa Strafe (Let's get this out quicker. I also want to save the epicness of 20 for something bigger in her arsenal. Please tell me how you'd nerf it, Con.)

2/10: Code Fraissa Reboot: Stats:
Low HP. High attack.
Last Act: After it is used, it is stored until Fraissa takes lethal damage. When she does, she instead activates this modification. Fraissa will die with the modification is destroyed quickly (3 turns)
Phantom Machine: Once per turn, she gains a stack of Phantom. When she would take damage, she loses a Phantom stack and prevents that damage instead. Whenever something dies, she gains 1 stack.
Ghastly Aura: Deals {a very small amount of} damage to all enemies every turn.

--

+3 to Pionoplayer

--

Let's try alchemizing:

Laser Blaster && Spare Battery = who tf knows?

(Is this good?)

Originally posted on 2016-10-27 09:24:00

I listen intently to Alicia.

"Oh, yeah. I'm well aware. My Objection was intended to deal damage. I also misread the thing and forgot it was the Shard, rather than the Crystal. Fortunately... this should be a decent reparation."

Despite my Alicia prempting my attack, I go thorugh with it anyway.

I grab Alicia, and suplex her into Kit. I fully expect her to teleport away before it hits, so I also prepare an Elbow Smash if she does.

After damaging the Shard, I greet Fraissa.

"Hi. Welcome to the Madhouse. Thanks for the assistance against... um. Everyone."

Special Attacks:

Reparation of the Narrative: 6/20

Force of the Rebellion: 9/20 +3 from Tabbune, +1 from Pricey.

Alchemies:

Truths, Mysteries and Lies Hidden, Remembered, and Weaponised: (((Ink && Blood = Violant Ink) && Vial of Master's Blood= Revoloutionary Violant Ink)&& Author's Pen=Quill of Legendary Remembrance) && ((((Searing Enigma&&Notebook=Notebook of Truths)&&Impossible Theorem= Notebook of Truths and Mysteries)&& Rumormaster's Network=Notebook of Truth, Mysteries and Lies)&&Light of Gant= Notebook of Hidden Truths, Mysteries and Lies)
Turn 1/8

+2 to Tabbune, +1 to Pricey

Originally posted on 2016-10-27 11:05:00

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 1/7)
Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 3/6)
Mastery of the Aspects: 11/20 (+1 from Cyan)
An Entity unify.exe: 5/20

+3 to Piono.

"Gah, what the $null?!"
Kanon's severed arm exposes several wires, leading into her body. Luckily, being what is basically the humanoid form of a voicebank, she can regenerate parts of her body as wireframe. Her arm promptly regenerates as a wireframe (meaning no HP healing), and she picks up her old arm and stores it in storage.

Kanon then decides to go for the ultimate in deadly attacks. She summons a shell of Nova Cataclysms and IC2 Nukes around Kit, the Scryer. She then summons a shell of Bedrockium Reinforced Obsidian Stone around the shell of explosives, a material that literally cannot be destroyed by any explosion that can actually exist yet can be mined if you hammer away at it for 10 minutes. She then puts a repeater up to the shell and connects a lever to it.

The Obsidian Stone protective barrier visibly shakes, but holds. Kit is not only blown up, but trapped inside the Bedrockium Reinforced Obsidian Stone.

Originally posted on 2016-10-27 12:27:00

Awakened Dog Essence && Chaos Scale Shards = 1/?? ?????
Awakened Dog Essence && Ones and Zeroes = 1/?? ?????

Goddamnit.
I hyperdoot myself, Tredog, and the Teacher.



Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

14/20 3+ from Speed
7/20
1+ revan
2+ piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-27 14:58:00

Welcome Tabbune!
As you have probably guessed from the existence of the shop, and the fact that you're already +3ing me, I have a variety of services for sale. +1s are complementary to all customers I can hand them out to and don't use up store credit. Basically anything I can reasonably provide you with can and will be provided given there is sufficient stored credit under your name. That actually includes some things that aren't listed, but enough idle banter. Welcome to the battlefield and good luck

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 2/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 2/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
^on hold
1/2 and 1/2 for duplicating the two pieces of obisidian armor for Tabbune.
18/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
18/25 for Unusually Progressive Wildlife
(4 charges, not 2)
+1 to tabbune, cobalt and pricey

Eric looks at the screen in Alphys's Lab, watching the ongoing battle.
"That's... very unpleasant looking. I almost want to try and take down some of those monstrosities from the alternate timeline before we have to fight them here."
The words appear in the air:
Don't trouble yourselves. That think would smash itself on our defenses if it even got close.
"That still doesn't assuage my worries for those outside the walls."



Originally posted on 2016-10-27 16:56:00

I dump the radiation dog into a pool of water.

The Recon Robot uses Brain Scan on Tredog. dammit

Great Wall of Walls: 13/20 (+2 from Revan, +1 from Piono, +1 from Alicia)

+2 to Revan, +1 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-10-27 20:45:00

14x2 EXPENDED!
-10 Store Credit!

Player 1, Step Up + Player 2, Step Up:

Razihel types something in the chat.
"/arcadegame1."

A pink inverted triangle burns itself into the ground. Suddenly, a voice booms in the battlefield.

"PLAYER 1, STEP UP."

A blue glowing platform appears below Razihel, carrying him into the sky. Orange energies spiral out of Razihel and the platform as he rises.

"PLAYER 2, STEP UP."

A red glowing platform appears below Kit The Scryer, carrying her up into the sky. The platform crackles with orange energy.

Gravebot is online. It's time for Tennis for Two. Razihel speaks up.

"You know the rules. You've probably seen it in the Second TVTropes Godmodding War, or from when Probect Pinary goes online. Once Gravebot says 3, we type !ping in chat. The fastest !ping gets the point."

"!ping before Gravebot says 3, and you get disqualified. Best of 7. Loser gets sucked into the Happy Cube, and takes loads of damage from insanity."

"Forfeit, and you take damage from dark magics."

"Just so you know, this is streamed to pretty much every gaming streaming website, just like the TVT2 Godmodding War TFT session."

[ROUND 1, START]

[TENNIS IS FUN] [THIS IS A SIMPLE ROUND] [ONE] [ZERO] [NEGATIVE ONE] [NEGATIVE TWO] [NEGATIVE THREE]

KitTheScryer: !ping

A certain dead bot responds.

Gravebot: Pong! 0.3333333 seconds.

[SORRY, THAT WASN'T THREE. KIT IS DISQUALIFIED. 1-0.]

A table materializes near Kit, then she flips it over with rage.

notModpack: K E K

fluoroantimonicacidfan: :upkek: :downkek: :topkek: :lowkek: :strangekek: :charmkek:

Audio Splittio: zimbabwe'd by the negative three

mabel: tennis is way too intense

KitTheScryer: No way! Negative three technically has three in it!

HugmasterRazihel: #BLAMETHEGAME

octothorpe: not this gorilla again

[NICE JOB, PLAYER 1, OR SHOULD WE SAY, HUGMASTER.]

Razihel and Kit ready in !ping.

[ROUND 2, START.]

[ROBLOX] [IT'S] [THE] [NUTSHACK] [IT'S THE NUTSHACK] [IT'S]

[THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

KitTheScryer: !ping

Razihel wonders if it had said "free" or "three." But not fast enough.

[RAZIHEL IS DISQUALIFIED. KIT WINS. 1-1]

Razihel is promptly flooded by free models from Roblox.

sonichu: you're too slow

infiniteAbstraction: You already know what I'm gonna say.

HugmasterRazihel: Blame the game?

TwinBuilder: yesy

[HALF-LIFE 3 IS AN OLD MEME.]

[ROUND 3, START.]

[ONE] [TWO] [TWO EPISODE ONE] [TWO EPISODE TWO] [OPPOSING FORCE] [DEATHMATCH] [ORANGE] [BLUE] [DEFUSE]

[THREE]

HugmasterRazihel: !ping

KitTheScryer: !ping

Gravebot: Pong! 0.000001 seconds. (KitTheScryer)

Pong! 0.696969 seconds. (HugmasterRazihel)

[KIT WINS. 1-2.]

Razihel gets mauled by Combine.

SUPERAWESOME: blam the gaame!

triplequestionmarks: half life 3 confirmed!!!

infiniteAbstraction: #BlameTheGame

[GIT GUD, HUGMASTER. YOU KNOW HOW THIS GAME WORKS.]

[ROUND 4, START.]

[TRIPLE SIX] [FIVE] [FORKED TONGUE] [SUBATOMIC PENETRATION] [RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL] [HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL] [SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE] [RAGING THROUGH MY BONES]

[THREE]

HugmasterRazihel: !ping

KitTheScryer: !ping

Gravebot: Pong! 0.TAKYON seconds.

Pong! TAKYON.0 seconds.

[THE POWER OF HIGH QUALITY RIPS. RAZIHEL WINS. 2-2.]

[DON'T WORRY, RAZIHEL. WE WON'T DO TO YOU WHAT WE DID TO KATHRYN. BECAUSE IT SEEMS IT HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.

Audio Splittio: spoopy

[ROUND 5. DEMOLISH THIS FOOL!]

[EMERALD] [IRON] [GOLD] [LAPIS] [REDSTONE] [NETHER QUARTZ] [STEW] [MEATBALL] [ENDER PEARL] [MUSIC DISC] [INFINITY] [AVARITIA]

[THREE]

HugmasterRazihel: !ping

KitTheScryer: !ping

Gravebot: Pong! 0.420 seconds.

Pong! Infinity seconds.

[RAZIHEL WINS. 3-2.]

A Compressed Chroma Cataclysm appears next to Kit, then blows up in her face.

KitTheScryer: This game cheats!

CosmicLAER: You know what they say.

PitTheAngel: LAER IS HERE

triplequestionmarks: INTERNET POWER KICKING IN

DTG BEING DESTROYED

CANCER SPREADING

#BLAMETHEGAME

[GOOD JOB, RAZIHEL. ROUND 6.]

[FLAME] [MOUNTAIN] [OCEAN] [WHIRLWIND] [LIGHTNING] [IMPOSSIBLE TRIANGLE] [THAUMATURGY]

[THREE]

HugmasterRazihel: !ping

KitTheScryer: !ping

Gravebot: Pong! 0.6 seconds.

Pong! 0.7 seconds.

[R A Z I H E L W I N S] [4-2]

Kit's laptop gets overcharged with essentia, and turns into a Flux explosion. Right in her face.

Then she gets carried off into a hypercube, glowing with unearthly energies. Around 1938373742 MLG memes armed with Mining Lasers set to Scatter slowly show themselves in the hypercube.

"I've got two words for you. Master Spark."

The Mining Lasers fire, creating a field of pure laser around Kit the Scryer, slowly closing onto her until she gets fried.

Razihel flies into the hypercube, grappling her, then throwing her into a conveniently-placed metallic tree, which knocks her into a portal into Oblivion.

Which is where she gets repeatedly blasted by Oblivion energies, forced to play a modded copy of TES Oblivion, where she is spawnkilled by infinite Cliff Racers, debuffed with the Oblivion effect by multiple shadow Bills, and finally repeatedly mauled by the ghost of the Oblivion boss from Terraria. Oh, and she drowns in liquid Draconium, infused with Oblivion energies.

If I have to type in "oblivion" one more time, I will rage.

The hypercube gets filled with the bane of worms. Holy Hand Grenades, which detonate at the count of [THREE.] This gives Kit war flashbacks, which materialize inside the cube to kill her.

Then the Holy Hand Grenades explode, emitting their signature sound. But it wasn't their signature sound.

It was EAS Tones, created by Dr. AT88TV, capable of destroying Supreme AIs. A speaker array appears in the hypercube, repeating the dreaded tones.

RIP headphones users. In this case, Kit is the headphones users. This grammatical error spawns Grammar Hitler and Spelling Stalin, which try to go after Razihel, but he is nowhere to be seen. So they go after Kit.

Razihel pops up, and teleports Kit, Grammar Hitler, and Spelling Stalin to a children's chat site, killing the three from sheer bad grammar.

Since Kit's Nightmare Fuel debuff involves numbers, Mathematical Mao appears and lands a one-inch death punch on her. He then explodes in Kit's face.

Razihel collapses from the sheer creativity of the attack. A rock lands on Kit, crushing her.

And then she gets teleported back to her house. I then decide to pitch into the attack.

Her house is shoved inside an Implosion Compressor loaded with 292923832747 Industrial TNT. It goes off, and Kit is turned into a pile of ashes.

Kek. Razihel is sued for all his mony. Top kek.

Bag of Winds && (Aetherwood && Greatwood Wand Core) && 2x (Sunplate Brick && Gold Wand Cap) = Wand of Aer (Level ?) (1/?)
Infused Aqua Gem (Oval Cut) && Molotov Cocktail || (Flashbang Suit && Thaumium Chestplate) = Frigidflash Chestplate (Level 7) (2/8)

Player 1, Step Up!: 14/14 (Done!)
Player 2, Step Up!: 14/14 (Done!)

+1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-10-28 03:26:00

??? 11/20
??? 1/20

The Four-One (Level 4: 3/5)
The Four Aces && How to Mantian Your Sanity for Dummies= (Some sort of SAN armor)

+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Jontron

Originally posted on 2016-10-28 04:56:00

(Crimtane Bar && Master Blood Orb = Crimson Blood Orb) && (Bound Sword && Dagger of Sacrifice && Crimtane Sword = Crimtane Sword of Sacrifice) = Bloodied Crimson Sword (Level 7: 2/8)
Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level 5: 4/6)
Mastery of the Aspects: 14/20 (+1 from Cyan, +1 from Piono)
unify.exe: 5/20

+2 to Piono, +1 to Cyan

Kanon builds a massive healing cake pentator.
"Pentation. Repeated tetration, or repeated repeated exponentiation.

I'll just put two cakes in and pentate their power by 20."

The result is a cake absolutely dripping with healing powers. She takes one bite and feels instantly rejuvenated, transforming the rest of the cake into ordinary air.

Originally posted on 2016-10-28 14:04:00

Awakened Dog Essence && Chaos Scale Shards = 2/?? ?????
Awakened Dog Essence && Ones and Zeroes = 2/?? ?????

16/16 Goddamnit
Normally i'd just let Cyan and Revan kill the shard, but horrible stuff is gonna happen regardless according to consumer, so i'd figured i'd just mop up this mess.

Anyway, i causally grow my arm to an enormous size, then flatten Kit/The Shard







Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

16/16
8/20
1+ revan
2+ piono,

Originally posted on 2016-10-28 15:04:00