*SNAP AWAKE* GAAH, WHY DO I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP!? ZACK, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS!?
Yeah, been away for a while and forgot this universe existed. Don't blame me; I had stuff to do.
Eugh, whatever. Now what're we doing, what're we fighting, and what're we lookin' for? Wait, it looks like the rush is still on, and there's space! I'll be right there!
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I rush to the Foe Rush, and spawn at (K12). I run to (H8), and augment myself! Time for things to die.

Originally posted on 2015-12-24 06:45:00

Here, you think you're cool teag?
I decide to up your ante by not only having a DTG fanfic with shipping, but I ship RICHARD AND USER ZERO!!!

Damage values: 9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^9)))))))
"Stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly"

Eat your heart out Chara.

Originally posted on 2015-12-24 20:50:00

I ship Toast x ~Toast.

~-

Toast wakes up with a start. ~Toast begins to comfort her.
~T: What is it, dear?
T: I just... I had a nightmare
T: Some sick bastard shipped us together.
~T: Who the hell would do such a thing?
T: Yeah, it's not like this is a thing, is it??
Toast and ~Toast laugh, slightly nervously.
~T: Of course not... Unless you want it to be...
T: Do you?
~T: *blush*
Fanfic intensifies.

Originally posted on 2015-12-24 22:50:00

Uhh, if I can leave, I leave and go back to the bed place.

Originally posted on 2015-12-24 22:53:00

Okay, odds are, no update today. Need to help with Christmas Eve dinner.

Originally posted on 2015-12-25 00:27:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1450990239))

Here, you think you're cool teag? I decide to up your ante by not only having a DTG fanfic with shipping, but I ship RICHARD AND USER ZERO!!! Damage values: 9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^9))))))) "Stick this in your pipe and bleed to death slowly" Eat your heart out Chara.

OH GOD NO.
Teag takes 999999999999999999^99999999999999999999^9999999999999999999999^9999999999999999999999^googol^googolplex^googolplexian Shipping Damage
<3
<|3
_ | / _
...
...
...
GAME OVER.
Our fate lies with you...
Teag! Stay determined...
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY DETERMINED WITH DTG FANFIC WITH SHIPPING?
AND RICHARD WITH USER ZERO? HOW THE HELL WOULD THAT F$&ING WORK? GAHAHAHAH* &$&*#&*$@(*)*(!$#(*@$(@)ING @$*(%)@)!*&%*@%*@*!ERS!!!
In his rage, Teag deals 999999999999999999^99999999999999999999^9999999999999999999999^9999999999999999999999^googol^googolplex^googolplexian damage to himself.
<3
<|3
_ | / _
...
...
...
GAME OVER.
Don't lose hope!
Teag! Stay determin-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
Teag's signature is still dead. Would somebody cast Revive on it please? I don't have that spell...

Originally posted on 2015-12-25 01:16:00

The best part is that the damage rollover is so high that you're still taking damage when you respawn, so you die again automatically.

I drop a cup of lifenoodles onto teag's signature, because this gag is running a bit thin.

Originally posted on 2015-12-25 02:02:00

Yay my sig is back!
Any time now there will be an updoot.

Originally posted on 2015-12-25 21:14:00

=TURN SIXTY-THREE=
cc: ze(t)(t)a!
cc: you go(t)(t)a be a reindeer, ri(t)e now.
...what? What's this all about-
cc: hush
cc: i
cc: made
cc: presen(t)s!!!
cc: (whi©h are se©re(t)ly (t)raps, all of (t)hem)
FINE.

-18- Turns until someone tries to divide by zero.

Coolestar stands by the railgun, and simply pays attention to everything. Including the podium that the Railgun rests on. As it turns out, there's a small device attached to the trigger of the railgun. Might wanna be careful with how you deal with that. Pricey then vanishes to the AFK tab, as he's going somewhere, probably. Piono then successfully ID's the Scale Behemoth as an elite (except it's probably gonna appear more than once), and fixes his INT, and changes equipment.

Chaos then deals (9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9^9) damage to your meme. Only he has permission to deal such high damages. Darkside then joins the Foe Rush.

=BATTLE: THE ENGINE TESTING ROOM, TURN THREE=
Well, it's a 3v3. Your armor will last for one more turn, but the Scale Behemoth still poses a huge threat! And if the Scale Beasts target Tazz, that could prove to be ugly if they actually hit him!
ga: Hey, need a bit of help? I could come over and give you all a hand.

=BATTLE: FOE RUSH ZONE ONE, TURN THREE=
If it wasn't for that lucky stun by Piono, Wilson would probably be very, very dead. Or at the very least, in plenty of pain. Toast also rolled a perfect 1 on his shot, missing the Glitch Creeper despite the -10% Foe Dodge from Prone. RNJesus giveth, RNJesus taketh away. Also, Willow lived somehow.

=BOTH BATTLES=
Chaos flies over the battlefield in a sleigh, throwing presents down! Three in the Engine Testing Room, and four in the Foe Rush! Each present might be a trap of sorts, or obtain buffs / items! Kill the presents to open them, or simply stand next to them for an insta-kill free action! Who knows what you might want to do? Foes won't open the presents, so don't worry about that.

Originally posted on 2015-12-25 22:22:00

Question, ire, do we get to open the presents if we leave them for the end of the fight?
Also, darkside went in to help out with the engine room fight.

Anyways, I switch to spear form (5-5 damage with two shots! I think I'm gonna be upping my Int some more. Which means I might end up wanting to swap out one of my skills again. Especially since enchant weapon still seems pretty lackluster now that I look at its stats even with the strength boost added to it) and spike the steaming present with a double shot then drop prone with my retreat value to avoid getting incinerated by whatever comes out of it. Never mind. I want to save whatever explosion that present unleashes for next wave, when I can potentially catch enemies in the blast. I drop prone and spike the glitch creeper with a double shot instead.

Strategy: Somebody get Willow out of there! She's effectively an extra party member and if we lose her we're down our best meatshield. Insert, drop some healing on her. everyone else, spread out a bit. Not too much, the spiders will be easier to deal with if we're a bit closer together, but there are several enemy types with AoE and we don't want to all be in one cluster if some of those show up next wave.
Also, I think we might be able to drop the crawler AND the drone, but I'm not sure.

Random thoughts: Looks like we're getting another toxic mail. Darkside, you'll want to claim that, even if it drops your MHP by 2, it ups your AC again AND gives you a nifty counter passive.
So, ire. I'm looking at the legendary weapons and realized that of the three we've gotten, the Clentaminator sort of gets the short end of the stick. Both of the others are potentially harmful to someone who doesn't have a well optimized build for their use, but for someone who is properly outfitted and willing to make certain sacrifices, they become nigh unto game breakers.
To wit:
The Web. Yeah, it's a nice weapon with decent damage and a +2 to agility, but this weapon is wasted on anyone who isn't a tank. The agility may seem out of place but it gives a tanky build something that is sorely needed; more movement capability. Additionally, that ability it has is going to be utterly useless if the user doesn't have some seriously buffed up HP. The only two people I see using it well with their current builds are its current owner and MAYBE redstone if he were to change up his equips a bit.
Lightform: This one is less specialized than The Web, but it pretty much forces you to build a well rounded character. If you don't have the strength stat, your two big damage dealing forms are going to be mostly useless. If you don't have the agility, trying to change forms will leave you stuck perpetually. If you don't have the intelligence, you lose your two most potent forms.
The Clentaminator: It's a gun with two alternate ammos. Like, seriously. All this really gives to pit/patch is the ability to change up his shots a little bit. And gold's really tight. Honestly, the stat increase that the two solutions (which would ideally being used against high health enemies such as bosse- oh wait, bosses are immune to curse, and most are immune to burn as well.)) give honestly doesn't justify it right now. I think that the clentaminator should have both; a. an upgrade to the solutions. Not too big, mind you, but enough to justify the fact that you have to spend gold to get it to stop being a slightly below average weapon, and b. give access to more types of solution as the game goes along.
That's just my two cents though, so yeah.
/idletypingbecauseI'mbored.

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 00:47:00

I8 Heal Willow

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 00:52:00

Would a railgun be the same sizeish as a sniper rifle? EDIT: Thanks, but it really came down to retrieving it. I could probably perform some sort of Sniper Rifle <-> Railgun swap miracle with Shifting Sands. Although that means it would NEED to go with either engie or I because we are the only ones with Snipers right now and otherwise I or engie would be without a weapon. I would guess that coolestar could probably work it out though, if this is a problem.

Toast uses Shifting Sands on Willow then moves down to E10. She then prolongs her turn for as long as possible to taunt the present nearby. Somehow.

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 01:12:00

@toast: yes, roughly. but looking at engie, he's a lot better equipped to use the thing.

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 01:17:00

@piono: Relating to the Clentaminator: Eh, I guess I should do that. And maybe add a new solution right now. Solution buffs, and the Green Solution is now available for purchase!

... WHOOPS FORGOT DARKSIDE'S POST. Added!

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 01:27:00

Question: Can we move/hit diagonally? If so, I head over to D8 and punch the Teeth Present. If not, I go to H9 and open the Unstable Present.

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 03:37:00

Why not just steal the entire area near the Flaming Railgun?

JOHN CENA moves to get into Medicate range of Willow, then Medicates her. I, on the other hand, augment myself and move to H10.

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 10:15:00

I slice at the Behemoth.

Shouldn't I have poisoned the thing?

I propose a new skill, a version of Guardian:

Protect (6(?) MP)
You gain +4 AC for two turns. (+1 AC per 2 INT) (+1 Duration per 3 INT)

I also propose a new weapon:

Shield: (5-6) damage, 1 range, 0 retreat (Melee)
Weapon Passive: +2 AC, allows AC to be increased as a normal stat (3 skill points/stat point)

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 16:41:00

@teag! NOOO!!! Don't open any presents right next to a lot of other players. Especially one labeled 'unstable'. You're asking for a TPK right there. Wait until you have some enemies to blow up if it turns out to be a trap, THEN open it.
@engie: Because that wouldn't get rid of the defenses. They'd still be there. Inside of the zone and potentially capable of shooting at us from inside our own inventory.

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 16:50:00

MOVE: D7
ATTACK: S. Beast1
TURN END

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 16:53:00

@Numbersoup: Poison fixed.

@Teag: Diagonally moving / attacking is a thing, yes.

@Everyone: The elites in the Foe Rush won't drop their equipment, but they might drop other goodies.

Originally posted on 2015-12-26 18:09:00