First, let's put my 3 Skill Points into SPC.

Auth listens to Ire's plea in silence. Then, he nods at the end.

uA: Sir Ire... I may not have the best understanding of what is happening at present here, especially when it comes to things like Entropy, however... your message is perfectly clear. You require aid, in the real world, out of here. What is happening to you will cause complete and utter instability to ripple throughout all of reality. Well...

uA: What sort of person would I be if I were to decline? I vow, I shall take up this ordeal in order to prevent the destruction letting this lie would cause. I will take it up...

He turns his gaze to Roxxanne.

uA: For those unable to be there themselves. I will take it up for those people who are under threat. This is my vow, Judgement my witness, bind my life and soul to these words.

A shimmering chain of light cracks down from the sky, binding itself to Auth's wrist. It shines with a blinding light, before dissipating, leaving a chain mark on Auth's wrist.

uA: It will fade when my work is complete. Or at least, that's the idea.

With Roxxanne, Auth is completely unconscious while draped over Roxxy's shoulder. While he is there, Roxxanne may note something rather odd, that being Auth's weight. He is extremely light, and one can be reasonably certain that this Auth is the real one.

On the journey Auth is taking with Roxxanne, he remains passed out the entire time. Only when they reach the cavern mouth does he rouse.

uA: Wha... where are we?

He drops the question to listen to Roxxanne's words.

uA: I guess... that works. I'll try to ingnore them in future, but...

Auth looks down toward the ground, as if reflecting upon the experience.

uA: Please understand, Roxxanne. I was scared during that. I was really scared! This weird man I don't recognise starts starts saying my name everywhere. That's something only four (soon to be five) people should know. One is my twin sister, one is my surrogate mother who is also a dragon, and the other two...

Auth seems to tear up a little.

uA: It doesn't matter. I was scared, and I responded with what was jumping through my head, and I'm sorry.

Auth sighs, lightly.

uA: I had intended to tell you, actually. After we'd left the Mindscape, I didn't think I'd get a chance before then. But you know it now anyway, right?

Auth shakes his head.

uA: Seeing as it's just the two of us right now, though... I'm going to tell you. Um, yeah.

Auth takes a deep breath.

uA: My name is Peter. Peter Bartholomew Geraldson. It's been a pleasure, Roxxanne.

Then Auth leans back.

uA: I should probably eat something. I had throw my own blood to get Hez to stop.[/b]

Auth is notably paler looking. He looks up at Roxxanne, and then down at his hand, covered in a viscous, red-purple liquid. And then back at Roxxanne. And then back at his hand.

[b]uA: A-ahhh! While you were carrying me I accidentally bled all over you! I-I'm so sorry![/b]

Auth rummages around, before passing Roxxanne a towel to remove his strangely-coloured blood.

[b]aU: Ask her about it. Now! You're away from prying ears.

Auth nods.

uA: Hey Roxxanne, what comes to mind when I say "Olympia"?

/wip

Originally posted on 2017-07-25 03:51:00

Battle: Oppy invests 2 points in MP, 6 points in SPC, then inhales deeply and exhales.

"I can't promise anything. But somebody will be sent. That much, I can guarantee. I don't know who will go, I don't know what they will do... but there will be somebody."

Beat.

"I know it's not a very comforting thought. But somebody affiliated with the same people as myself will go. It's up to them to decide how to go about what they need to do."

Originally posted on 2017-07-26 18:07:00

"I promise you, I will do everything in my power to fulfill your request."

Wait, who's this?

It's DCCCV. He's always been here, but you people just happened to have never noticed. Passive Perception is a weird thing, isn't it?

DCCCV
HP: 38 (10 skill points, +3 from strength)
MP: 11 (1 skill point)
STR 4 (+9 skill points)
AGI 12 (30 Skill Points, Marron's Cloak)
INT 1
SPC 1
AC 0

Weapon: Gaia Axe
Helmet: Temmie Tophat
Armour: Marron’s Cloak (+1 Agi 10% dodge +3 style) ((I have no qualms about this.))
Trinket: Toxic Scanner (100% hit chance, 1 hp regen)

Skills:
Blade Rush
Counter

Special:
Devour
Sp needed: 60
Damaging and Killing Enemies (x5)
Steals 7 MP from a Target within range 6

So I joined. Please do tell me if anything looks really wrong with my character.

Originally posted on 2017-07-26 22:52:00

Oh, 3 points in MP, nice.

Hezetor simply pales a bit at the greetings of Rikoriko and doesn't really get much of the paper.
Until metareality shenanigans occur as the FILTHY METAGAMER he is as well after which he is totally triggered.

"That's... so chaotic! And as such bad!"


He then talks to Marron.

"Yes, young lady, Empire-Builder, in general Universal Builder if you will. What exists I exploit and what doesn't I create."

"Edgier version of Chaos? What you mean?"

"And no, I don't have my forces at full here, only this mind projection I'm using to be in this place while I do something else, because sometimes you have to do things yourself, or at least let a beta mental projection of yourself do things for you. And I'm "big of a deal", no matter the form or the place, I remain myself, I'm Hezetor and only the slight mention of my name is enough to make lesser men tremble. Now you know my name and what it implies, what is yours young lady?"

Then he addresses Omo.

"No, I don't look familiar, in fact I'm an alien life form from your point of view. Anyway, continue, there was a problem and some of what you said was lost. And tell me about this Chairheir. You were also narrating a story to P- the Eternal Author continue that as well."

To conclude he looks at Auth.

"But of course I will stop saying your name, Eternal Author, now that you asked politely, after all I'm known for being a polite being. Plus, be careful to keep your demons in check, you never know what they might do when they are set free."

Originally posted on 2017-07-26 23:33:00

Siria is suddenly once again a thing, with +2 SPC and +3 AGI, and the remaining 2 skillpoints into HP. A >PROMISE is made by some kind of narrative force swirling around her. That would be me, by the way.

In Holequest, Siria emerges from dormancy and pulls out what may be the most massive gun anyone here has ever seen. Said gun fires, and a slightly less large gun extends from its barrel on a spring. Then that gun fires, and another, smaller gun emerges from its barrel... Continue this until you hit 'pistol for ants' level. Said pistol for ants then fires a massive energy beam that annihilates the Villager Zombie, and whose recoil also pushes all the nested guns back into the largest gun's barrel.

Originally posted on 2017-07-26 23:43:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO>
I'm ready for SKILLPOINT HELL guys lets do this

<SKILLPOINTS!!!>
Okay, we'll be covering every single skillpoint allocation first off. Other actions will be covered in a different section!
Toast: +1 SPC, +1 AGI(orb), Equipping Nightmarron
Dimitri: +1 SPC, Healmore -> Melody
Emerald: -1 STR, +1 STR (orb), +1 AGI, -1 AGI(orb), Pushback -> Sword Beam
JOE: +ICan'tComprehendWhatTheHellYouWantMeToDoWithSkillpoints, Special Change (take a look please), Ice Pillar -> Razorblade Typhoon, SLOT ERROR -> SLOT ERROR
Roxxanne: +6 MHP
Mabuz: +4 SPC, +1 MMP
Chlorin: +1 INT
Jon: +1 INT
Auth: +1 SPC
Operative: +2 SPC, +2 MMP
Hezetor: +3 MMP
Siria: +2 SPC, +3 AGI, +4 MHP
Lyra: +6 MHP
Chloe: +2 AGI, +2 MHP
Marron: +1 STR, +2 MHP
Mari: +Crippling Indecisiveness

<NOT SKILLPOINTS>
Emerald decides to mush together all of the Dog Items into a big ball to see what happens. The resulting mass of items promptly gains sentience, deems Emerald to be unworthy, then swallows him whole. The items then unfuse, but it seems that there's a few more chunks of Dog Residue now. Rikoriko then attempts to say a certain someone's name, but is cut off by random lag and ends up saying something about pasta instead of the name she was trying to say. She then offers something up to Mari; the ability to polymorph into whatever form she wants. She perks up.

ut: Oh? I'm interested.
ut: While being a chick has been nice and all... it's kinda lost its novelty.
ut: I'd gladly accept the change. Just maybe don't change me back into a dude yet, as the Temmies may or may not still be after me.

JOE then investigates a durasteel vein the Landing. He concludes that;
-the vein is not alive
-the vein is very possible to reach; just a little high up
-the vein could probably be mined with a pickaxe or something

He'd also need to determine a way to either dispel the energy or to not get killed by it, as random green energy tends to not do anyone any good. Bergilmir then inquires as to whether anyone's seen him or not. Chloe, by a stroke of GM intervention luck or something, notices him!

ga: Oh, hi! Haven't really seen you around...
ga: If you're wondering what everyone else is up to, they're in this place known as the "Phantasm".
ga: There's a thyme-fused eldritch monster called WARE... and they're all beating up on him at the moment.
ga: At least, I think they are? Roxxy hasn't updated me recently...

Roxxanne then addresses Mari, and discusses what might be happening later.

ut: Working together...?
ut: Oh god, that'll be a sight.
ut: But thanks; I'll see if I can cobble together anything for us using our spare parts...
ut: also Chloe can you let me go now
ga: Fine. If you lay a finger on Auth though, I won't hesitate to pin you down, though.

Mari begins to size up the inventory, looking for parts and materials that might be handy for what she has in mind. She'll probably make something later. Then, some dude named DCCCV appears. He's actually been here the whole time, hiding behind that one tree that always seemed to be out of place everywhere everyone's gone. Weird how things work, huh? Don't forget that until you enter a battle, you won't have a "battle stats readout" thing. Why do I do this? I have no idea. The Great Hezetor then answers Marron's questions and such.

tc: I mean "edgier version of Chaos" as in he sorta has a mindscape empire, an army, and are also probably kinda evil.
tc: The "making lesser men tremble" and the whole "bigshot" thing kinda scream villainous.
tc: ...Anyway, my name is Marron. Marron Nolastname, as a certain somebody neglected me and refused to give me one when creating me.
tc: I'm... pretty good, too! For example, I've-
ut: Actually, the most she's done is help with a few battles and get her gorilla kicked by Roxxanne.
ut: Kinda wish I was there to see the fight. It'd be funny.
tc: ...gorilla off.

Hezetor also continues to address miss Omorika.

gg: I was actually about to say that... and pardon my language, but that he's a gorilla.
gg: Even when he's imprisoned, he's still tormenting us from his prison-turned-fortress...

<HOLEQUEST>
Toast continues her game of Hearthstone with the Mythril Dweevil, slaughtering Patches and healing the Northshire Cleric with her Hero Power. The Mythril Dweevil responds with a Fiery War Axe, which promptly ends the Northshire Cleric. N'Zoth's First Mate then goes face for (1) damage. The Mythril Dweevil then emotes "Heh. Greetings." It is then Toast's turn once again. JOE then creates some unholy combination of a stick and a heckton of dispensers, which... also he goes to Wynncraft???

...His expedition deals (12) total damage to the upgraded Gold Dweevil. It then gets fed up with JOE's dispensers and rolls all over them, instantly destroying them. Mabuz then reanimates his skeletons and assaults the Villager Zombie, dealing (4) damage to it and stuns it! Battlefury follows up on this by singing the glorious United Dogdom's anthem... which suffers a slight damage penalty due to being written by Consumme and not him, but it still deals (9) damage to the Villager Zombie! Siria then decides that enough is enough, and fires a large gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which shoots a smaller gun, which then shoots a massive energy beam which finishes off the Villager Zombie. It also obliterates Mabuz's bone creature, which sends the stun cartwheeling off towards the first Gold Dweevil somehow.

The Mythril Dweevil, currently preoccupied with a certain card game, halfheartedly lobs a bunch of rocks towards the party. They hit Battlefury, Mabuz, and Siria for (5) damage! The first Gold Dweevil is too stunned to do anything, but the second one isn't stunned, and purchases a discount healing potion from the Temmie Shop. It's then flung at the first Gold Dweevil, restoring (6) HP.

<BATTLE: TURN SIXTEEN>
cc: All of you...
cc: Thank you so much. Even if you need to send somebody in your stead...
cc: It's great knowing that we'll all be safe. That this world will go on.
cc: Toast. Dimitri. Emerald. Roxxanne. The Eternal Author. The Operative. Siria. And DCCCV, even though you only just appeared.
[small][small]cc: Also, sup?[/small][/small]
cc: I thank you. Including those of you who maybe forgot to speak up. That stuff happens.

By this point, so much of Ire has vanished that he's now a floating head.

cc: May as well address a few of you more personally...

The head rotates towards Roxxanne.

cc: While it might be impossible to convince the Chairians now... I appreciate the effort, miss Roxxanne.
cc: But even then; I really shouldn't have summoned him over. I was too absorbed in the war to really think about the consequences of my action...

Then, it rotates towards the Author.

cc: Auth. If that's your real name...
cc: You shall complete your work! I believe in you! You shal-

The lower part of Ire's jaw vanishes. He quickly pulls some bits of his head over to re-create his jaw.

cc: Wow, time flies when you're dying! But anyway...
cc: This is it now.
cc: And here, I leave you...

Ire's head begins to destabilize.

cc: ...Don't lose hope! You can destroy what's left!
cc: And... good luck!

...Once Ire's head is completely gone, the red soon floods the rest of the skies. Cracks begin to fill everyone's vision; first little hairline cracks, then large fissures. This imaginary pane of glass shatters, sucking everyone inward. Like pieces of a puzzle, everyone's vision slowly fills in as they go spiraling through the red nothingness. Then, they all reawaken within the walls of the Sphere. Splinters rain from above, and the ground is shaking. WARE is screaming, hands clutching his head. Then, the right side of his head explodes, ones and zeroes showering the walls of the sphere. WARE stands in place for a few brief moments, before falling to the ground. His body begins to vanish, ones and zeroes wafting into the air.

Those little binary fragments begin to swirl in the air above where the body used to lie, violently shaking and trying to arrange themselves in any way they can. The form of a woman holding a sword, a certain fossil-type abomination, a wooden figure holding what looks to be a large laser rifle; each of these forms, and millions for are assumed for milliseconds at a time, randomly re-rolling and trying to take a proper stable shape.

Suddenly, for only a second or two, the mass of particles morphs into a familiar visage; two angle brackets flanking a zero; the symbol of the Chaos Butterfly. The zero tears in two and unleashes an ear-piercing scream- one that ripples through the ground, sending up dust and splinters into the air. The butterfly collapses back into itself, once again trying its hardest to assume a stable form. What's left here isn't WARE in the slightest; it's just an error. A program damaged beyond recognition.

All that remains is an error.

[big]You are accosted by the...[/big]

[big][big][big][big][big][big]FATA̷L ͞E͢RR͡O̧R͞[/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]
W̷hat͘ ́Re͟m͞a̛in̴s

...If you'll take a look at the WARE page now, you'll see that Fatal Error has far too much HP and AC to be killed normally. Perhaps reading up on his passives would provide a nice take-off point for defeating him? Also take a look at the terrain on the battlefield; it could prove to be massively helpful...

Originally posted on 2017-07-27 01:15:00

<There was going to be something of actual substance here, but the Tab Suspender Reaper killed it. +6 MHP.>

Originally posted on 2017-07-27 02:19:00

Dimitri takes the stairs to the WARE fight. Creo makes another hole in the Sphere for a dramatic re-entrance.
----
Dimitri takes a look at the free respawn tiles, then at his special. He facepalms.
----
Dimitri moves to G9, shoots Experiment 2 with the Manacannon and railgun combo, then retreats to I9.
DimiHeart moves to E9.

Originally posted on 2017-07-27 06:16:00

Chlorin moves to N7 and shoots Fatal Error. Chlorin then retreats to N5.

Originally posted on 2017-07-27 23:07:00

THIS GOES LAST IF POSSIBLE
Emerald moves to F9, laughing at Fatal Error as he does.
Then he uses Murder Assistance

Originally posted on 2017-07-27 23:13:00

I whack Fatal Error, and getsthefuckouttathere to G7.

Originally posted on 2017-07-27 23:28:00

Alright, so I enter the field on F2, move to E7 and strike experiment 2 with the Gaia Axe. I should be within range of Murder assistance, so that I can take The Experiment down and spawn a Tem with Knives.

Originally posted on 2017-07-28 00:04:00

I remove 5 SPC from my SPC stat, add 3 to my int, try to put skill points in dodge if possible, and otherwise increase AGI by 3. i also try to put a custom spell thats like a weaker summon in my newly-gained 12-int spell slot.
I then use summon to create a summon:
stats: 30/30 HP 34/34 MP 50% dodge
9 points in dodge.( 50% dodge chance)
caster mode.
19 points in HP.
spell: [name of spell is themed after whatever name you give this summon] deals 100 more damage to bosses who overuse zalgo text in their name and have at least 5 passives. 34 MP. can only be used after 3 turns of life, counting the spawn turn. range 7. does not require LoS.
20 points in MP.
this summon appears on L2.
oh and I use effect 2, gaining +8 AC this turn before this- as such, I get 5 SP on using summon?
if that wouldn't happen don't use effect 2.

HOLES THE MOVIE THE GAME THE MOVIE THE PAINTING THE BOARD GAME THE LAND OF FUTURE PAST THE PLATFORMER THE FPS THE CORKUS
I attack the weaker gold dweevil with a summoned gold pickaxe, mining away at all the non-gold stuff extremely quickly.

Originally posted on 2017-07-28 00:58:00

Future!Toast plays a Radiant Elemental for two mana, then casts Power Word: Shield on it twice for free. Similar to Pot of Greed, this allows her to draw two new cards to refresh her hand. Next, she plays Embrace the Shadow for one mana. Oh dear. Next, she plays two Light of the Naaru on the Mythril Dweevil's face, each dealing 3 damage and summoning a Lightwarden. This leaves it at 8 HP. Afterwards, she simply applies two Flash Heals directly to the forehead of the Dweevil. This cleans out her hand, and the Dweevil's remaining HP.

Toast raises her mismatched hands and slams them down on the game board: "That's the game, boiiii!"

~~

Meanwhile, in her past, Toast moves to H7 and uses Limit Break! She expends the extra 20 SP to make it a free action, and picks Sunfire/Radiance. As before, she elbows a hole in an invisible wall. Before long, a searing heat is summoned, gradually fading after a time.
Sniff
Sniff sniff
...
Do you smell that?
* It smells like suns.

Next, she uses Massacre! She raises Nightmarron into the sky, drawing in the essence of her foes! Her hair cascades through colours, leaving it a dark red, and her phoenix wings become large, banner-like formations.

gorilla, this is edgy, isn't it? I was trying to avoid that.

Two Burritos appearify into existence, significantly reducing her edginess.


Originally posted on 2017-07-28 01:40:00

>Auth: Use Mr Hearts (+%50 Damage) on Roxxanne and Emerald.

Originally posted on 2017-07-28 03:05:00

Roxxanne sighs abjectly at the uselessness of her special, moves to K9 to use it anyways, punches the Fatal Error in the face-analouge, and moves off to N12.

The Temmie Hero will Herobow Experiment 4, move up to J14, Flakespin, and move off to H15 (or H16 if applicable) to inspect the Chair.



Originally posted on 2017-07-28 05:29:00

<What's a "schedule to get things done"? I feel like I'm missing it somehow.>

Lyra moves to H11 and Blade Rushes north-west, going directly though the Fatal Error and landing at L7.

Originally posted on 2017-07-29 01:40:00

Hezetor talks with Marron.

"No, I’m not evil, I remain neutral on that axis of alignment and the weak men that usually tremble at the mention of my name are my enemies, as they know what I’m capable of when they find themselves against me."

The thing about the alignment is what he thinks and says of himself at least, others usually disagree.

"If you lack a last name, or find yourself to don’t like the first one you have, why don’t you grant yourself one? Names have power and to give a name to someone or something is to assure control over it, the moment you were created you were given a name by who made you, a clear indication of who has control over your being, don’t you think?"

Then he refers to the one that interrupted Marron.

"And who are you?"

Then with Omo

"What is the deal with him, the imprisoned one?"


Originally posted on 2017-07-29 17:20:00

--Action--

Mabuz spawns at N3 and moves to O5. He casts Frost Armor on Auth. "May the cold preserve us all."

--HoleQuest--

In the hole, Mabuz procures a small-sized chest and places it before the first Gold Dweevil. It was certainly a curious object that it couldn't possibly ignore. If and when it approaches, the chest flings itself open, revealing rows of sharp teeth. Yes, the tiny mimic promptly starts devouring the Gold Dweevil like it was some sort of cartoonish piranha.

Originally posted on 2017-07-29 18:43:00

Who has need of a warrior of the frost?

Originally posted on 2017-07-29 21:22:00