>Vote Take Down, spawn in somewhere between (H15) and (N15), and Razorblade Typhoon Devout 7. Upon death, bounce to Devout 8.

If the spaces indicated are unavailable, instead take up (L13) and do the above.
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Dark's left arm proceeds to become a drill. A functional one. Somehow. This is used for digging.
Still though, why would he form a drill from his hand... to dig through what equates to splinters? Oh well, at least it's effective.

Originally posted on 2017-07-12 23:13:00

Battlefury uses the sheer burn that Auth just took to deep-fry the glitch zombies.

Originally posted on 2017-07-13 02:33:00

Clone Dimitri teleports to the Clearing, then grabs Omo.
I know wha+ I'm doing! I'm a cer+ified doct+or!
CD then gently places Omo in the Great Tree's hollow space, magics a lever on the tree, then pulls it, dispensing purification sap on her.
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A monitor displaying a red heart on it appears next to Mari.
He already has a girl now.
A recording of Roxxanne after she triple-punched the TWGlyph plays.
"I've got some interest in Auth, but I'd rather this all go down while we maybe date, calmly, away from life-or-death situations, elsewhere, if at all."
Roxxanne said that. Your argument is now invalid.
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Dimitri spawns at E14, moves to (Mr) E10, shoots Devout1, Manacannons the Fossil, then retreats to F11.
Dimiheart spawns at E14, then moves to E11.
I vote for Thunder.

Originally posted on 2017-07-13 05:04:00

I vote for protect.
I then use summon. again.
this summon has: 39 skill points to use
11 -1 (atkmode)+10 [skillpoints] =20 HP
4 + 8 (skillpoints)=12 MP
9 dodge points, raising dodge chance to 50%.
100% electric resistance. (costs 4 points)
8 points left.
>Ranged attack mode [8 points on damage- damage rises to 9-10]
another custom spell, if thats all right: lightning rod. 7 MP to use. all electric attacks this turn (or 2-3 if all is too costly) will target you, regardless of range. heal 1 HP per 10 damage the attack would do to a 0-resistance person.
this summon spawns on 11E.
meanwhile, I cast Debug V on the glitch zombie to turn it into a normal zombie, before spawning another speed III villager to run it in circles. while they run, I create several dispensers which shoot potions of healing. zombies take damage from these and villagers heal. you can imagine what happens next.

Originally posted on 2017-07-13 11:49:00

Rip Emerald, killed by making something really awesome
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In battle, Emerald votes for Dragon Claw, moves to D11, rangeknife Pushbacks the Fossil to H6, and retreats to D14
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Emerald teleports himself about 10 feet into the wall and plants an explosive which then explodes

Originally posted on 2017-07-13 11:52:00

Chlorin votes for Dragon Claw.

Chlorin then moves to H11 and shoots Devout 2. He then backs to J13.



Originally posted on 2017-07-13 16:29:00

>Vote for Dragon Claw, spawn TemSide on (O14), and meditate if possible.
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Dark goes ahead and keeps digging.

Originally posted on 2017-07-13 17:19:00

I vote for Dragon Claw, and then meditate.

Originally posted on 2017-07-13 20:50:00

Siria recoalesces from raw mindscape particles, since I recently realized that insisting on nanobots really doesn't do much inside a mindscape. She sees the Great Mythril Hole, and pulls out a Drill Containment Unit from nowhere, hops into the Drill Mount it creates, and basically tears through everything separating the Holequest crew from the mythril, getting as much Titanium as she can on the way.

Originally posted on 2017-07-14 00:03:00

Vote for Dragon Claw.

A black Aura surrounds Auth after the turn ends.

uA: You dare hijack my body to heal your allies? Such sacrilege.

A glittering bolt of ink pierces the Devout 1, Auth having stepped forward onto I12 and pointed his hand towards it. He doesn't even need to use his sword.

Neddy 1 moves to J15, and uses Tincture of Vigour on Neddy 2. Neddy 2 moves to N14, and attacks Devout 8 with her stick.

Auth then continues to speak towards the False God.

uA: You are a god, you say!? I think not! You are no god. You are an amalgamate with delusions of grandeur. You can't even speak on your own! Use your own voice, if you are so powerful. You shouldn't need to take the voice of others. You are a False God, forged from the visions of deluded freaks. We will lay waste to you, for you stand between us and our goal. Pretender, make way for the will of true gods!

Light emanates from behind Auth. It forms a strange shape, something akin to a human. Seems like he is delivering Judgement upon the Pretender.

ZONE ONE

Auth looks at Marron.

uA: ...

uA: Well, yeah, I'm not saying that I haven't failed more, so...

Auth looks quite shocked when Marron points out what his name implies.

uA: I thought that it would imply that I was a talented Author, not that I was a genius.

Auth does a slow facepalm when Marron guesses that "The Author" isn't even his real name.

uA: I wonder what ever could have given you that idea? Yes, my parents decided that a good name for me would be "The Author". Of course it isn't my real name.

Then, he puts his hand back down. Ink grips Mari's rock and pelts it at her.

uA: I'm not desperate. Seriously. Also, no I wouldn't. Honestly, Mari. That's not funny.[/b]

Auth gives Mari a snide look.

[b]uA: Oh Maaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiii! I'm not interested in dating a rock!

Auth then glares at Mari.

uA: "She" is a non-sentient Rock, Mari. She can't date things.

Auth is clearly unappreciative of Mari's jeering.

Auth is visibly panicked when Operative shocks Omo and sets her on fire.

uA: Um, um, we need to, um, running water. Cold running water? That's how you take care of normal-people burns. Um, um...

While Auth panics, he watches Dimitri take Omo to the big pink tree. Auth sits by the cavity Omo was put into and waits nervously to see if she'll be okay.

Originally posted on 2017-07-14 02:08:00

"...Pathetic..."

Surf missed! Silent taunts the Fossil!

Silent watches the Fossil soar to H6! Silent moves to F8! Silent attacks the Fossil! The Fossil has been Badly Poisoned! Silent retreats to F9.

Originally posted on 2017-07-14 02:37:00

Edgy, Toast thinks to herself, unimpressed. Promptly, she proceeds to rev up with Electric, and vote for Dragon Claw.

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Alt continues to be a chill.

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Future!Toast remembers that the best offence is a good defence. So therefore, she captchalogues a bunch of loose splinters and uses her LATTICE MODUS to weld them into supports for the cavern. This should reduce the disruption, and due to the fact that a good defence is the best offence, this should also provide some progress to the mythril.

Originally posted on 2017-07-14 04:37:00

I vote for Dragon claw. Protect and Thunder already got a vote, so everyone else vote Dragon Claw and stay back.

Foxxanne listens to the Tumblerite for a second, then speaks, irritated. "Excuse me. I need to go urinate in a few jars, then plan on throwing them at you later."

A second, then, "Does no-one from this Tumblr place have any tact with even the most mild forms of romance whatsoever?! Holy shit, I'm not of age, and neither is he! We're not even at first base! It's been like a week at most!... I think! Time's weird around here but it hasn't been long period! It's not been long. I'm just flat-out disgusted by all of this romance talk at this point! I can't talk about anything I feel for the feeling of having everyone pounce on it! Do you understand how absolutely frustrating that is?! On top of managing some of the most rambunctious pack of lunatics ever conceived?! I am personally amazed at how cohesive everything's been, and we've suffered multiple moments of stupidity from people despite clear orders already, already having seemingly permanent casualties, it's just, augh! I'm ready to freaking explode from all this stress! It's not fun doing this! It's not cool! I'm not happy about it! I'm ready to just freaking kill something! I know what's gonna be up there, that thing tempting everyone with some obvious murderous solution because he needs the Mindscape good and unstable to get out-and I'm gonna be good and murderous to his filthy little winged ass when I get there, because fuck you!"

Actual fire snorts out of Foxxanne's nostrils as she huffs and turns her back to whoever the stupid shipping girl is. She stomps the ground with her paws, ineffectively, before moving away.

If the shipping girl follows she gets stabbed in the shoulder by a tail that abruptly stretched and turned into steel.

It appears this was the straw that broke the camel's back... Again.

Meanwhile, Roxxanne in the battle moves to F7, kills Devout 1, pounds upon the Fossil with another blow, and then retreats to I4. "...You mean Ire?"

Originally posted on 2017-07-14 13:20:00

Assuming I didn't vanish randomly, I move to I8 and attack the Devout. I vote for Dragon Claw.

Originally posted on 2017-07-14 21:25:00

Battle: Oppy runs over to F7, shanks the Fossil again with electric katana mode, then retreats to- actually, from the look of things, if he retreated to the holy ground I initially took a look at, he'd get stuck with Badly Poisoned in the event that the fossil teleported to G12. That's probably even worse than the hit from Dragon Claw, given the damage reduction from both Holy Ground and shard bulk passive. G7 and H7 aren't good, either, that still provides a risk if the Fossil goes to J10. Given the 67% chance of being badly poisoned if he retreats, Oppy opts to stay where he is on F7. He even votes for Dragon Claw, just to drive the point in that he knows damn well what he's risking here.

"There are no gods. There are only things that claim to be them, and things that slay those things."


Out of battle: Oppy facepalms.

"That was supposed to have a defibrilator-like effect. Granted, I have absolutely no idea how those work beyond delivering electric shocks to people and healing them somehow, but points for trying? Well, at least she has legs again now. That helps."

There's a pause.

"Actually, lemmie see how much max MP I have... drat, no, can't use Revive. A heal will have to do."

Cue him casting a max-INT Heal from a fair distance away, targeting Omo with it in the hope that traditional healing methods work on her. Should that still fail, he stares for a moment, then forms an idea.

"Diagnosis: we have no idea how much health or max health she has. Recommended treatment: apply percentile healing. A dose of Elaborate Fish Thing should work. Trust me, I'm a certified idea guy."

Pause.

[small][small]"Also, do you think Marron would really fix up the dimensions? All things considered, I figure she'd collaborate with Mari to get me turned into a girl too, then consider it job done when the clothes fit me for the wrong reason."[/small][/small]

Originally posted on 2017-07-15 01:50:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND NINE>
Clone Dimitri hoists up Omo, then drags her to the Great Tree's hollow area. He then magic's a lever on the tree, and flips it. Somehow, despite the lever not originally being part of the tree, sap begins to pour all over Omo's body. Dimitri then realizes that "hey maybe this is the equivalent of pouring blood all over her body", but the sap does seem to have a positive effect on her overall. The burns seem to fade somewhat due to the status-effect curing properties of the sap. This doesn't exactly fix her bloodloss problem, as pouring blood all over people really doesn't tend to help with bloodloss. Meanwhile, the... Tumblr person decides to talk with Mari.

ut: He... has a girl? Huh. Didn't think he had it in him.
ut: ...Well, it's still fun to tease him.
[small][small]ut: I also had slight hopes that to make a point or to meme or something he'd make out with the rock[/small][/small]

Auth then facepalms at Marron's assumptions.

tc: B-But "The Author" is the most pretentious name possible!
tc: ...Meh.
tc: So, if that's not your real name, then what is?

Auth then lobs Mari's cobblestone waifu at her. It collides with her lip-to-lip, the red solution making up the 'lips' burning her face. Of course, she also gets to suffer from head trauma due to rock tossing. And now, she's blushing... and also turning red with anger. Oh boy.

ut: Guh... T-That hurt, y-you...
ut: YOU LITTLE gorilla!

She promptly lunges at Auth, knocking him to the ground. After a tiny bit of ground-and-pound, Mari is forcibly dragged off of Auth by means of Chloe. No matter how much she flails and slaps, she can't break free of her younger sister's stronger hold.

ut: CHLOE WHAT THE gorilla-
ga: N-No no no! Don't hurt him!
ga: He just threw a rock at you! He doesn't deserve a beatdown!

Chloe wrestles to keep her under control, having good success. After a few seconds, the feisty scientist stops struggling and clawing, but Chloe's still holding her tight. The Operative then casts Heal on Omo! This seemingly very simple solution... actually seems to stabilize her. She's still not in a great state, but at least she won't die. He then shares a few whispers with Chloe...

ga: M-Maybe. Also, she can't turn you into a woman. That's Lyra's job.
[small][small]ga: Also please don't go to her for clothing help that'd probably end really badly no offense to her[/small][/small]

<MY FAVORITE ANIME IS HOLES>
Battlefury harnesses the power of sick burns inflicted upon Auth to toss the zombies into a deep fryer! Both of the zombies take (3) damage. JOE then decides to debug the other Glitch Zombie, just to transform it into a regular zombie! He then spawns a villager, which promptly distracts the zombies while dispensers shoot healing potions at them! (6) damage to both Zombies! The dispensers then run out, and the zombies eventually corner and maul the villager. Another zombie rises up. Heck. At least this one isn't strictly offensive. Emerald then teleports himself into the wall and plants an explosive. He forgets to teleport away, so he gets wallgib'd by his own explosion. This does add some digging process though; about 5%. He also adds 10% Disruption. Darkside, undeterred by the madness surrounding him, keeps digging downwards. +2% Progress! Siria then reappears, jumps into the hole, and then promptly digs down and through the Titanium Vein. +4% progress, and Titanium Vein finished off! 27 Titanium obtained! Toast also decides to reinforce the cavern via usage of supports, dropping the Disruption by 10%. It also adds +1% Progress. The zombies then maul JOE and Toast for (6) damage each! The Villager Zombie grants a buff to the first Zombie!

<BATTLE: THE CHURCH OF MISS, TURN THIRTEEN>
i can't believe the fossil missed every single attack this turn

Originally posted on 2017-07-15 02:23:00

First.
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"Dimitri uses meme magic to rename The Fossil to Fox News, because "accuracy may vary.""
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A sound of a shovel knocking someone out is heard from the monitor. The monitor's heart turns light blue.
"...
Yeah, Roxxanne. I know that feeling. In fact, I run an entire school's worth of these pieces of gorilla. I'm actually serious about that, by the way.
I think that's all my fault, but whatever. Just gotta go with the flow of what you've done.
Sorry you had to hear all that from her, Roxxanne.
I'll try to find Paco and bring him back here. Then I'll try to keep her away from this terminal.
Again, very, very sorry.
H___m_____ Cylan of P______ N___ Academy, out. Peace."
The monitor turns to Clone Dimitri.
"Dimitri?"
"What?"
"You've got a crafting station. Use it."
"Got i+, talking moni+or."
Dimitri makes a needle out of a couple of Iron Bars and about ten Glass Shards, fills it with sap from the Green Sap Jar in the inventory, then injects it into Omo's arm.
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Dimitri moves to J12, Manacannons the Fossil, drops a bonus healing railgun blast on the Tem Hero, then shuffles right back to J11.
DimiHeart moves to G11.
Creo spawns at E14, stabs the Fossil in the face, and moves to G13.
I vote for Ice Beam.

Originally posted on 2017-07-15 06:57:00

I craft a bunch (read: 18) of minidispensers with only one inventory slot 16 cobblestone, 2 redstone, 2 bows (via 3 wooden planks (used to make sticks) and 2 ropes) as with normal minecraft, and set them up around middle where everyone is standing, so that they all face out. I then grab another 36 wooden planks, make pressure plates, put one in front of each dispenser, and start filling the dispensers with healing potions that I'm making out of thin air somehow. these dispensers will fire at zombies that attack someone whos within the area they surround, interrupting or weakening the attack.
BATTEL:
dorrito technically existed 2 turns now and uses dupliclone, creating a copy on 15F and movign to 14F.
I call darkside, temside, and tem hero to move towards about J15, then move to 15I , wait for everyone to enter the willbeprotectedarea, and cast Ice pillar, on 14I, 13J, and 12K.
I also call to numbersoup to move to H12 and attack the fossil, then retreat to 14J or any other way they can think of to enter icepillarzone.
I also vote for earthquake.

Originally posted on 2017-07-15 13:56:00

Rikoriko takes out Lightform, and swings it around, again, and again, and again, and again. She then runs it in Shard form through the Zombies. They take no damage. They then die of the inefficiency.

Rikoriko then cuts off her finger. Bad renditions of good characters are more OP than their original renditions, and thus she manifests a little Oriko as a projection from the same Soul Gem. The little Rikoriko travels over to to the Little House, and knocks on the little door.

Originally posted on 2017-07-15 21:47:00

Chlorin becomes more floaty because reasons.

MEDIC! I need healing! Doctor! Just anyone heal me darn it! Anyfolk?!
Wait we have some nice meals in here. I'll eat those instead.

Chlorin eats the Bag of Pretzels and votes for Earthquake.


Originally posted on 2017-07-15 23:12:00