I move to L8.

Originally posted on 2017-07-04 20:54:00

Toast moves to L6, whacks The Duelist with her chainsaw (although her heart isn't really in it), then retreats back to M6. She calls over to Darkside, "Darkside, I know exactly what you mean. I feel like I'm going to need therapy once we're all out of here, or... something."

Frowning to herself, she kind of just slumps on the ground, fiddling with the convenient mindscape-phone which she apparently has. With her defence, it's not like she's in any danger of anything beyond an existential crisis.

~~

Future!Toast systematically captchalogues the bones of the Glitch Skeleton, using her LATTICE MODUS. As stated forever ago, the LATTICE MODUS combines everything in the Captchalogue Deck into one card. Once that has been done, she chucks it back out into the cavern- "it" being a horrific mash of bones and glitch.

Originally posted on 2017-07-04 22:47:00

Rikoriko joins Toast and Emmy in digging a hole, summoning up an Orb, and then playing HIGH SPEED TENNIS FOR TWO. Rikoriko wins HIGH SPEED TENNIS FOR TWO, and slams the Orb into the ground! The ground is more hole and less ground.

Originally posted on 2017-07-04 23:59:00

if duelist not dead: M11 -> M7 attack duelist.
if duelist dead: m11->m7 attack thyhan4

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 00:03:00

In battle: Oppy falls completely silent after the death of the Coder. There isn't really anything he can say right now about it. Instead, he just stares at the Duelist for a while.

"..."

Eventually, he decides he might as well do something, and that something is refreshing the Static Shield by casting it on himself again. He really needs that +10 AC to, you know, not die horribly. Aside from doing that, it seems like he's not really comfortable with doing anyth-

The Duelist may feel the sensation of being hugged by somebody who's apparently made of wires, as well as a quiet voice trying the best it can to apologize for the way events are turning out. But only for a brief while. Not long enough to slash the one responsible. He's not that stupid. Even if he's acting that way, for the most part, in terms of this battle.




Out of battle: Oppy, after being basically humiliated by Mari's complete lack of subtlety about the situation and being blasted with lightning for it, just remains where he is in the crater for a while, body convulsing slightly as electrical pulses run wild through it. Given time to sort things out, he can eventually get those pulses under control and stop them from tampering with his ability to do basic things, like move. Slowly but surely, he sits up, looking perhaps a bit out of it in terms of mental state, and of course blushing a little. Partially out of embarrassment, partially out of...

"...Uhm... Well. At... least I have an answer to that question, now... Theory confirmed, Marron. Thanks for the, uh, help, Mari."

There's a pause. He turns to Chloe, noticing the somewhat stunned state she's in. As soon as he's sure it's safe and the electrical pulses won't jump between physical contact, he moves over to gently hug her.

"...You okay?"

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 01:26:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIVE>
Auth starts the turn by trying to defend Omo still. While things are bleak, he decides that the best course of action would be to fling a flaming sword at the Sphere. The wooden Iti-launching cannon bursts into flames... only to promptly convulse and fold in on itself, smothering the fire out of existence. The cannon then re-extends out of the sphere, along with a gigantic wooden speech bubble. The bubble reads "RUDE", and then it leads "MY FIRE IS BETTER THAN YOUR FIRE". The cannon then seemingly glides across the surface of the sphere, growing several prongs that cluster near the tip of the cannon. Once the cannon is pointed at the Library, a melody of purple and red light begin to culminate in the center of the cannon, with the prongs keeping the energy stable.

A single match then extends out of the Sphere, promptly ignites itself via striking a seeker. The seeker is turned to dust by the force of the impact. The match is then tosses in a beautiful arc that then falls into the orb of light in the cannon. What surges forth is a swirling surge of 100% laser, that streaks forward and very slightly instant kills 78% of the Fragmented Library. If Auth was alive to see the aftermath, he'd see a text bubble seeing WARE lamenting over how he can't do that to the sphere as that'd probably destroy it and also he laments about how he wasted a really good entropy roll on shooting Auth seriously come on-

...It's a little hard to see what's happened to the Library. Maybe waiting a turn to investigate would be a good idea. Meanwhile in a hole that was not hit by a gigantic laser, Toast decides to loot the Glitch Skeleton's bones, before throwing them all back in a ball, dealing (10) damage to the poor skeleton. Riko also jumps in the hole, and tennis-es some progress into the hole. +8% Progress. Darkside also takes a handful of Splintered Dirt from the hole... which hurts to pick up with bare hands, dealing (1) damage to him. x98 Splintered Dirt obtained. +2% Progress. He also decides to slaughter what's left of the Glitch Skeleton, killing it! The zombie left in the pit decides to bash Emerald around for (6) damage. Nothing else seems to spawn in the hole, but the Digger adds more disruption just by existing. +10% Disruption! It seems that the digging has also uncovered a Titanium vein; how lovely!

The Operative then remarks that his question has been answered. Mari proceeds to bash her head against another tree, slaying it instantly.

ut: gorilla
ut: please tell me it's "no" so i won't feel awkward when i zap you to death later for accidentally making me test that
tc: Called it! He's a freaky masochist!
ut: actually he only went that his question was answered, idiot
tc: Wha-
tc: Well, I guess you're right.

Marron then turns a flush red- it seems to be more anger than embarrassment.

tc: Wait, wait, WAIT.
tc: If he IS a masochist...
tc: What if he WANTED me to kill him back then so he could get off to it or something!?
tc: ...I've been used, haven't I?
tc: The worst part is that I can't kill him for this offense because he'd enjoy it.
ut: we still don't have explicit confirmation
tc: Oh, here's a theory for you; what if he already knew he was a masochist, and wanted to get zapped by you just because?
ut: i mean maybe
ut: let's let him talk first

While the scientist and the puppeteer bicker, the Operative checks up on Chloe, giving her a gentle hug. Her shaking slows, and she finds the strength to sit herself up.

ga: I-I'm f-ii-ne, j-just rat-ther sho-o-ocke-d-d at t-the mo-o-oment.
ga: I c-could go fo-or a b-b-it of heal-l-ling, th-hough.

She gives a soft, if somewhat weak smile. Meanwhile, Marron talks with Auth, who'd added onto his post.

tc: Huh, your coat did you in?
tc: Well, that's a dumb way to crack your skull-
ct: (That reminds me...)
ct: (Sis, when you used to wear your cloak, it'd get caught on things all the time and I'd need to fix up your nose like every other day.)
ct: (It was kinda cute how red-faced you get whenever you flopped over like that... and less cute how many tissues I needed to buy to deal with your nose.)
tc: ...Ette, now is not the time to share slightly-embarrassing tidbits about my past.

While Marron goes back to deliberating with Mari, Ette decides to tend to the Author.

ct: (You're okay, right? I wish I could fix you up faster, but I don't actually know any healing magic. All I can do is needlework and bandages, but it tends to suffice.)
ct: (I wish I did know some magic; it'd make fixing up sis so much easier whenever she gets hurt. Which usually happens every two to three days.)

Ette kneels by Auth, waiting to see if he needs any help.

<BATTLE: THE ROOM, TURN TEN>
The Duelist is but a single attack away from death. Maybe just kill her now, or buff up people while there's still time...? It's your choice, really.

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 02:08:00

Alt casually slides into the 'conversation' with Ette and Auth, as one does, "I'd offer to teach you some of my 'magic' ," she says to Ette, air quotes included, "Buuuuut it's structured entirely like a language. It may well be a language, for all I know. Either way, it requires spoken word to work, which means you might not be able to learn it. [small](plus there are all the inevitable grammar complications)[/small]. I could teach some to Marron if she's interested, but for now..."

She now turns to Auth. "...Do you have any objections to me commanding your body to be repaired?"

~~

Toast meditates.

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 04:27:00

Okay. That was a huge gorillaing laser. Guess we'll wai-

NO! SHE IS STILL ALIVE!

How did you get here?

NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! KATTY CELESTE, REPORTING FOR DUTY!

Get the gorilla out of here. I have some guy called the Skybreaker on speed dial. He sounds dangerous.

GIVE ME THE TERMINAL!

NO!

THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER~

Wait. I hear something. It sounds like- aaaaaaaaand the roof's gone. See you later, Kat.

See ya, Paco!

How did you know my NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE?

*
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Our good friend Paco, the previous narrator of the Cyan series, has possibly died in a tornado. Now let's get to work.

Ahem.

SHE CAN'T BE DEAD! SHE CAN'T BE! AND I KNOW WHY!
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LOOPHOLETECH LEVEL 12: GMBS COUNTERHAPPY
I REFUSE THAT REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT WITH MY OWN!
Here are the possible reasons why Omo isn't dead.
1. The 12% that survived is the part with Omo on it.
2. The desk blocked all the damage for Omo. It only says that the desk is mostly dead. It doesn't say about Omo, right? RIGHT!?
3. She might have Survivor. Every waifu has Survivor. Xavier counts because Mari.
4. IF YOU KILL HER OFF, ALL OF TUMBLR WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATE. I thought Chaos was a 2.5 on the GMBS scale! That's what Katty would have said, but she'd add much more Tumblrspeak.

And what are you, gorillaing gay? Why do you care so much about the waifus?

What was that. Oh, never mind. And last but not least...
5. Three words. Scrolls of Historia. If it was confirmed that she did die, it would have been two turns since the beam. Two uses of Historia means two turns back. If she did die, I'll just buy another one. You mean Dimitri will just buy another one.

Shut up, random light blue text.

You can't win, WARE. She's right, you know.
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Clone Dimitri WILL CHECK THE FRAGMENTED LIBRARY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
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Dimitri moves to H12, then meditates. Because he doesn't have enough MP to revive Auth. Oh, Author and Stella, together in death~
Dimiheart moves to I13, and Katty here learns that I too, have Razihel on speed dial.
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Originally posted on 2017-07-05 05:06:00

Battle action: I suppose I'll go last this turn. Of course, if anyone else tries attacking the duelist, then I'm getting in the way of their attack, since I want this to be a special moment, and having someone else take it away would not be very special. It'd be very irritating.

Anyway, Oppy, seeing that the duelist is only one attack away from death, immediately walks over to O7 and takes a moment to stare at her in pity... Then, he crouches down to sit with the duelist, evidently quite concerned at how she's doing.

"Jeez... 7 health. That looks like it hurts."

There's a pause. He decides to ask the duelist if she wants her end to be over with quickly, or if she'd rather live a little longer. If she wants it over with quickly, then skip to after the end of this paragraph of stuff. If she'd rather spend some more time in the land of the living, he'll just talk to her instead. What about? Oh, I dunno. Whatever she's interested in talking about, probably. Like perhaps he could talk to her about the world he came from, or perhaps talk to her about more recent events like the adventures in the mindscape. Perhaps he could talk to her about the star wars prequels if she's interested in that for whatever reason. For example, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life, etc etc... Or perhaps, maybe she'd rather listen to Oppy's stories about the person he used to be, and the life he led before he became what he is now. Considering the circumstances of what's happening, maybe she'd prefer him to talk about what might await her in the afterlife, given the various possibilities of an after-death existence. If he's going to be talking about afterlives, well, of course he's going to mostly cover the topic of the more positive or neutral afterlives one could visit. Eventually though, he's going to run out of things to talk with her about. Or maybe she requested he just shut up and get things over and done with already. Either way, if it's time to make it happen, Oppy sighs and realizes he cannot delay anymore. Thus, he turns to face her directly and nods.

"I'll make this quick. I hope this doesn't hurt..."

He then draws his katana, shuffles towards her, hugs her tightly again, then plunges the blade of the katana through her back... and out of his own back. He stares into her eyes all the while. He can't let himself look away. The regret in his eyes...

...Is surprisingly not regret over having unintentionally gotten himself killed too.

"...Oh... I stabbed myself too, huh? ...heh... how fitting. Eh. I'll admit, that was kinda intentional on my part. My own attack should be strong enough to pierce my armor. That way, I'll end up dead for sure, heh... I'll see if I can accompany you to the door of whatever afterlife you end up in. I'll have to turn back at the door, though. Ain't done out here yet..."

In all likelihood? Yeah, he'll probably die at the same time as the Duelist, all things considered. Exactly the same time... Well, he also has to turn to Temmie Roxxanne and cough to attract her attention before he dies, then respond to her.

"This is not me hitting on someone, and you have read the situation horrifically wrong. What exactly is so flirty about oneself being killed off? Especially considering death, for me, is about as much of a botheration as having to walk down to the grocery store? I'd debate the idea that alternate versions of someone are pretty much the same person differentiated in not-that-major ways, and several of the other me's out there in the world would back me up on that, but that'll just prove to be very tiring for the both of us... if you'll excuse me..."




RP: Oppy can't help but feel this has not gone quite as well as he was hoping it would go. He decides he'll answer them soon, but also that he'll have to do something for Chloe first, given that she could... probably use some healing, according to her. Thus, he decides to take a look in the inventory.

"...Neggs... Pills... elaborate fish things... The Quiche... The soap ca- who the bloody hell is going to actually want to eat that, anyway?... some other things... hmm..."

He eventually decides to hand Chloe a valentine's chocolate. Or two, if she wants more than one. Not because he wants to make the situation elsewhere a whole lot worse, but because nobody's going to mind too much if just one goes missing, since they heal not that much on their own. No point in using an entire valuable burrito, even if it is a favorite of Chloe's... I mean, she doesn't exactly seem "half health" type injured, right? After that, he decides to turn to Mari and Marron, mostly to try to remedy the situation a bit.

"Now, hold up a sec there, ya both... I legitimately didn't know beforehand, and it was just a curiosity kinda thing. Now that I have my answer, [small][small][small][small]by the way that's a yes unfortunately[/small][/small][/small][/small] I don't really feel like going any further into it, else things would get far too weird. Weirdness beyond what I suspect the others are willing to tolerate. And, I'll be blunt with the both of you for a second or two here..."

"Mari, I believe your issue was that I'd made it too public. Here's the thing. I was whispering, and you somewhat completely didn't whisper in the slightest, so the lack of subtlety is actually more your fault. Just because it was being discussed in somewhat open areas doesn't mean it can't be subtle, namely through, you know, not yelling loudly about it and firing off a giant attention-grabbing lightning bolt. And even then, since you had an issue with it, what exactly prevented you from just quietly requesting we move elsewhere to discuss the subject? That would've solved the problem you had with the situation, as opposed to basically making it a dozenfold worse."

"Marron, you seem to only really look for the worst in people, and that's kinda hurtful. I'm aware you've probably not had the nicest series of events happen in your life, all things considered, but would it really hurt ya to try to have a more positive outlook on other beings? Back then when I let you kill me off, I genuinely wasn't aware of the possibility of what might happen, and all I really wanted to do was ensure ya felt a little better... Look. I'm many questionable things, I'll admit to that much, but I wouldn't manipulate someone into doing something for my own satisfaction. That's just too low. Like getting an arthritic person to do limbo."

There's a pause. Oppy glances at Mari, then at Maron, then at Mari, then at Marron again. He twitches a little.

"...I don't like the way the two of you are looking at me. It feels like the two of you are plotting something, and I get the feeling I'm not going to like the outcome..."

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 06:55:00

Roxxanne buffs up with Counter and moves to I10 to grant DarkSide halved MP costs. Temmie Roxxanne waits, crouching, and then interrupts the Operative's dear moment by stealing his sword. Yes, right out of his hands. That doesn't even require superhuman feats, that's just the 90 Pickpocket perk in Skyrim-that's the level that a Master Pickpocket teacher can get you to, and thus, presumably their own skill level. And Temmie Roxxanne is right behind him and smaller than him.

I'm sorry, Roxxanne's theft skills were mostly informed? Screw you, not anymore.

"OK, Op, your devotion to Chloe has entered the realm of the straight-up creepy with this, and while I'm hardly innocent of making perfect sense every second of the day, I'm kind of sick and tired of anything and everything to do with romance at this stage. And this is really creepy romance. You're hitting on Chaos's mental version of WARE's mental version of Chloe Elem now, and that version has nothing to do with... Chaos's mental version of Chloe Elem... OK, you know what, that's still really creepy romance to someone I heavily suspect to be underage, and you're definitely not. Bad Oppy! No 'cute' moment for you!"

...Temmie Roxxanne then stabs the Operative and the Duelist right through the chest, seppuku style, granting him his weird-ass moment anyways. Except way faster. They both die immediately on the last move of the turn. She then turns to everyone else.

"This didn't happen. This definitely didn't happen. None of this ever happened," Temmie Roxxanne declares, pointing at everyone in the room. Literally everyone, even the Anomaly who's deathbound anyways, and the Chaos Butterfly on her back, her arms twisting all over to just make sure she's pointing at everyone. "No, none of this ever happened. Our version of events will have us fight whatever was in the EN-Glyph instead of this one, and we used the orb on This Glyph instead, because it just crossed the line officially. Line, crossed, fucking crossed. The last time it crossed the line officially I got a whole city to burn down my own house, because it was infested with demented sue-thralled tricksters hell-bent on stuffing themselves down my own throat, and that was the line fucking crossed for pretty much everyone too. This is infinitely more creepy than mrs. 'I have a god of entropy fused to my back,' or me on Thyme, or even my Magical girl outfit, which needs changes as I don't want a flipping mouth on my skirt. I have my limits. We're not talking about this, ever. No. Just, just no!"

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 17:39:00

Emerald gets pissed and stabs the Glitch Digger. Repeatedly. Until it dies. Then he mines some titanium!
~~~~~
He also casts Counterhappy on himself. What else is he to do?

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 17:40:00

i jump in the hole and summon a ton of dogs to mine some ores

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 22:13:00

go to N10 and do nothing i guess.
meanwhile another me jumps into that hole and casts several magicmissile glyph/wards, which will trigger and fire magic missile at any hostile to breach the line.

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 22:47:00

Lykari moves to M7, shoving JOE out of the way to M8, and watches as some kind of disagreement blooms between the Operative and Roxxanne.
...And at that point, something nobody ever expected to be seen did: An actually, legitimately annoyed Lykari.

"Dear <RELIGIOUS FIGURE>, this is the most childish argument I've seen all 3 hours! I can agree that the source of problems is a little concerning, but I have the feeling that attempting a global retcon is going a bit too far, especially when you're already trying to nullify the intended action. I also find it a bit appalling that you're team-killing for any reason whatsoever."

Before either Temmie!Roxxanne or Operative can perform their respective actions at their spaces (after Operative "moves"; the turn order is wacky today), Lykari snaps her fingers and hey why do I feel sle-

"There. Now this doesn't have to escalate any further with all parties asleep. And just as an extra precaution..."

Lykari follows up by grabbing a Cinder Fruit and throwing it at N5, which thanks to the power of elemental modifiers, is a confirmed kill.

"And none of that can ever happen."

Originally posted on 2017-07-05 23:17:00

C!Chlorin tries to be smart and runs around the area where the railguns blasted him were. He sneaks up on them and uses his stronkness to extract them from their positions. If that suceeds, he mines up the rest of the Iron Ore. If it does not, he does not mine the ore and does the following instead. He then walks over to the Clearing. He waves in the general direction of everyone once.

Sucess Dialogue
Howdy.
I saw lotsa people here, and since everybody is out mining, I decided I would chill out here for a bit while other me beats up some random fellas.
In other news, I mined some iron, so you guys can do stuff with that.
I'm also very buff. Well, I feel very strong at least.
I wish I could flex, but I'm more explodey than other starmen or stargals so that'd make me explode.

Failure Dialogue
Howdy.
I saw lotsa people here, and since everybody is out mining, I decided I would chill out here for a bit while other me beats up some random fellas.
In other news, I tried to disarm some of the super fast projectiley turret thingers but that failed so I blew up.
I'm also very buff. Well, I feel very strong at least.
I wish I could flex, but I'm more explodey than other starmen or stargals so that'd make me explode.

Meanwhile, Chlorin does a victory dance to celebrate the fact that the party is out of instant death paranoia hell and back into murdering WARE.

Originally posted on 2017-07-06 00:20:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-SIX>
Alt 'slides' into a conversation with Ette, and mentions something about magic.

ct: (...Voice only? Aw...)
ct: (As much as I like the softness of my puppet body, it can be really annoying sometimes...)

Ette suddenly goes limp, flopping on the floor like a stuffed animal dropped by a child. She then rolls around aimlessly for a little from side to side, before rolling over to Marron's side. Her body then springs up, and she's now standing by Marron's side.

ct: (I should be thankful for what I have, though.)
ct: (I just sometimes wish that- ugh...)

Alt then mentions teaching it to her sister.

ct: (Oh, that'd be nice! Teach it to her if she wants.)
ct: (She does already seem to be a capable mage, though.. Perks of being an original character, I think.)
ct: (She's not very good at it though, besides some basic elemental stuff and of course, puppet-y stuff.)
ct: (Maybe the lessons would be good for her? At least teach her a bit before you leave the Mindscape if you plan to.)

Then, Dimitri(?) does something, reminding the GM that things should be happening at the Fragmented Library. And they do! The laser beam fades, leaving whatever ruins are left of the place in one piece. Along with this, the gigantic laser cannon that the Sphere just fired retracts into the main structure. Clone Dimitri's checking allows him to see this information. Neato. The Operative then goes to help Chloe. He rummages through the inventory, eventually deciding that a piece of Valentine's Chocolate would help her. She gingerly nibbles away at a piece of chocolate.

ga: A-Ah, i-it's s-so-

She pauses, and takes a single sip from a Green Sap Jar, not consuming the whole thing.

ga: ...That feels much better.
ga: But yeah- it's so sweet!
ga: Just like you~

She winks and smiles towards the Operative. A piece of cheese materializes in the inventory due to reasons. Then, with a flick of the wrist, Chloe sends what's left of the chocolate spiraling upwards into the air, before allowing the sweet treat to land directly on her tongue. The chocolate is then consumed in full. With Chloe satisfied, the Operative checks up on both Mari and Marron, sharing a few words with them.

ut: I think we've already hit the crux of weirdness. Eldritch monstrosities? Sure.
ut: Kinks, though? Unexplored, uncharted, undefined territory.

He decides to be blunt with the two girls, starting with Mari. She rather quickly gets offended and shout-y.

ut: What, you're blaming me on taking it public!
ut: I-It was your fault! Mentioning these things to your girlfriend in a public place, THEN even when I might've heard something, elaborating on it all while I'm listening!?
ut: You're kinda dumb, you know that?
ut: But... I guess I could've just taken it somewhere else to talk with you. I was just really slightly seriously disturbed at the time.
ut: Sorry.
[small]ut: Even though it was your fault.
ut: Also, the answer was yes. ABORT PLAN, ABORT PLAN[/small]

Then with Marron. Unlike the scientist, she sounds more timid and far less angry. She's still certainly angry, though.

tc: I... guess it wouldn't really kill me to be slightly more positive. Sis does tell me to look on the bright side sometimes.
tc: ...I guess today isn't a horrible day. In fact, it could be one of my better ones.
tc: There's nobody trying to kill me, I have friends and allies around, a Toaster, and my sister doesn't need to fret about me breaking another bone today...
tc: ...It's hard to be positive in here, though. It's far too dangerous and Chaos is a gorilla. Once I escape this place and get away from Chaos, maybe I'll be able to actually change.
[small]tc: Maybe some time outta here with Toast would help me unwind...
tc: Also, I'll second that, Mari. ABORTING PLAN![/small]

The two awkwardly shuffle away from Operative, never breaking eye contact with him as they step backwards. The two continue to stare him down once they're some ways away from him.

ut: I can assure you we're not plotting anything.
tc: Can confirm; we weren't plotting to do anything to you...

Emerald, in somewhere that isn't Awkwardness Clearing, decides to rapidly stab a Glitch Digger until it dies. It gets better, only taking (7) damage in the process. Battlefury decides to jump in the hole as well, and mines a bit of the Titanium Vein via summoning dogs. However, the dogs don't have any means to mine the ore, so they just rub their face against the minerals until they eventually break off. 13 pieces of Titanium obtained! JOE then sets a magic missile ward down, which promptly triggers upon the Glitch Digger and obliterates it! The Glitch Zombie, all alone in the hole now, slaps JOE for (7) damage. Then, given how Zombies seem to work in Minecraft, mitosis happens, creating another Zombie. Science! Chlorin then sneaks up to the railguns in the Makeshift Shack area, which don't seem to be the quickest at turning to obliterate him. He manages to remove 50% of the railguns before the other set decides to put a hole in him. They succeed. Three Railgun Turrets obtained, however.

<BATTLE: THE SPHERE, TURN ELEVEN>
63 63 3a 20 59 6f 75 27 72 65 20 73 6f 20 63 6c 6f 73 65 20 6e 6f 77 21 20 4b 65 65 70 20 6f 6e 20 61 74 74 61 63 6b 69 6e 67 21 0d 0a 63 63 3a 20 44 6f 6e 27 74 20 77 6f 72 72 79 20 61 62 6f 75 74 20 6d 65 2e 20 57 68 61 74 20 6d 61 74 74 65 72 73 20 69 73 20 74 68 61 74 20 49 20 64 69 65 2c 20 61 6e 64 20 79 6f 75 20 73 75 72 76 69 76 65 20 74 68 69 73 2e 0d 0a 63 63 3a 20 4f 6e 6c 79 20 6f 6e 65 20 67 6c 79 70 68 20 6c 65 66 74 2e 20 4a 75 73 74 20 64 6f 6e 27 74 20 6e 65 67 6c 65 63 74 20 74 68 65 20 61 62 65 72 72 61 74 69 6f 6e 73 2e

Originally posted on 2017-07-07 03:50:00

*WARE feels his sins crawling on his back.
@JOE Yes, that is a bad idea. A very, very bad one. The AGR at its current state is basically Too Awesome To Use.
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...She's still alive. SHE'S STILL ALIVE! DEVOLVER DIGITAL COMMENT-CREATED CONTENT IS REAL!

Let's get rooooooooight into the news!
You mean the Clearing? What about i-
...
...
...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Chloe X Operative! Marron X Toast! So many ships! My feels! I-I-I-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
MY EARS! THEY HAVEN'T BLED THIS MUCH SINCE SIIVAGUNNER'S BEAN RIPS!
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Clone Dimitri uses TemsTwo to summon a Temitri (Dimitem?), that transforms into a very cute vaccuum cleaner, then starts sucking up the Iti Fragments into the Inventory.
He doesn't have that spell equipped!
The overworld mechanics and the combat mechanics are two different things.
Wait... so you mean...
Clone Dimitri uses Historia on Omo's upper and lower halves, reverting her state to that of the start of the last turn. Pretty sure the giant laser didn't fire right at the start of that turn.
It fired several seconds later.
You see? You see? I tell people gorilla, and they don't listen.
You just don't mess with the characters. The fandom will do everything in their power to break it apart.
"Even I know that, and I'm a goddamn donkey for crying out loud." - videogamedunkey, 2017
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Update: Apparently you can't use Historia out of battle. That Fir Essence seems good for repairing her.
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>Dimitri moves to F3, goes down to G7, shoots the TWGlyph (Railgun + Manacannon), then retreats to F8.
>DimiHeart spawns on F3, then goes down to F7.
>Creo scythes ChairAb5.

Originally posted on 2017-07-07 06:06:00

I start fixing all the bugs in the zombies, before spawning a villager with speed 3 and an improved AI, allowing it to keep pace and hopefully distracting them from everyone else, and hopefully even letting the villager lure them into dieing from fall damage.
I also poof to L3 and attack seeker 2.

Originally posted on 2017-07-07 13:45:00

Toast is lying on the ground, arms splayed. She uses Melody on Roxxanne upon request, simply saying the letter 'a'.

Originally posted on 2017-07-08 06:25:00

Roxxanne leers at WARE. "Stop insulting my intelligence, WARE. Bad boy."

Temmie Roxxanne moves to K11 and triple-punches the TW glyph, thanks to the power of World Breaker. No retreat.

The Temmie Hero uses Temfist on the TW glyph, eliminating another 3 Divine Shields (and hopefully all of them), then moves to G13 and Flake-spins the Abberation out of existence. the Temmie Hero moves to H11 afterwards.

"Thank you, Toast," Roxxanne says. She'll then move to I11, buffing the Temmie Hero with 100% accuracy (now for a reason), throws an Enchant: Weapon onto Jon, and then punch the vulnerable glyph out of history. With a normal punch. A regular, average, everyday punch. Roxxanne then uses the Melody boost to move to M10, throw Lyra +1 Range. "Heh, here you are, sisters... And sorry about that. Urk. He is being downright scandalous. They've had very good success for only a few dates, but that is way too fast. I've got some interest in Auth, but I'd rather this all go down while we maybe date, calmly, away from life-or-death situations, elsewhere, if at all." Roxxanne says. She then throws a Splash Enchant onto DarkSide, before retreating to L10. "...I look good?" Roxxanne asks, presumably to Lyra.

The Scale Serpent slides over to L7.

@Jon: Don't move, just Guard and help tank WARE's attack that'll cause instant death to someone if 5 of us don't.

Originally posted on 2017-07-08 06:43:00