TemSide leaps into the portal at (F7), coming out on (L8). Prime!DarkSide follows close behind, but stops before the portal at (G7). They both do not use up their Turn(), but do switch to Table Form.

If I CAN store my Turn() for later: End it there.
If NOT: Meditate

Originally posted on 2017-06-09 22:51:00

Chlorin moves to O11, Blinks to Q10, switches to Scouter Scope and snipes the TW Glyph with a Frozen Hallow Bullet. Chlorin then moves to Q8.

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 00:02:00

aaaaaa

I move to P9, and briefly ponder my lack of cooking skills. Clearly, right now, at this specific moment in time, mid-battle, is a good time to bake a cake. Surely, this is a good idea that cannot go wrong in the slightest!

...Oh. Oh, no. OH, NO. Hang on one minute, I'm getting ready for the long haul tonight.

[big][big]-----------Crafting... Start?-----------[/big][/big][big][big][/big][/big]

Probably as a result of fear of premature game over, everybody in the fight, WARE included, faints of a heart attack... and wake up to the set of a cooking show. Everybody faints again, wanting no part of this, but are woken up by the loud antics of Lyra putting all the stuff she's presumably going to use on the counters. You can't see them all, but they're presumably correct enough, right?

Lyra herself now has clearly prepared this occasion, seeing as there's a legitimate setup of cameras, microphones strung about the place, and a big banner overhead that was probably drawn in about an hour that tells you in no uncertain terms that this is "Cooking with Lyra!". ...No, really, that's what it says. Take my word for it, especially since half of you are currently passed out in the audience and the other half are envying the ones who don't have to deal with what's about to happen.

...After all of 3 minutes, Lyra herself barges onto the stage, sending the metal door off their nonexistent hinges and flying into the set, miraculously landing directly into the window attached to the "first wall", or the one you can see from your seats; it predictably breaks into a thousand pieces, most of which cut the cloth setup behind it to give the illusion there's an outside to the studio; there actually is, and you can see it through the holes. You're probably somewhere back on Nightmare Mountain, but your attention is currently being kept on whatever Lyra's about t-
oh sweet merciful <Religious Figure> she's in a maid outfit

"Hello, everyone! I'm Lyra, and welcome to today's cooking show!"

This does nothing to calm your nerves, especially as the banner is lowered into frame... and also falls down, this time landing directly onto the floor and falling down, revealing the cardboard it was taped onto. You suddenly have questions as to why there's a cardboard banner and a metal door in the same set, but that thought is suddenly stopped as Lyra starts talking again.

"On this episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake!"

...And at that moment, all of your fears are suddenly confirmed that this is going to be the biggest trainwreck that most of you will ever witness, probably. Most of you start watching the resulting show out of sheer curiosity. After all, there's some kind of barrier separating your audience chairs and Lyra's set, so you reasonably assume you aren't going to die from this... you hope, anyway.

"Now, I know what you're all thinking down at home..."
"But Lyra, nobody in their right mind would want to eat a Soap Cake, much less create one!"
"...And you would be totally right in that regard, if you didn't forget one little thing about me and this show; none of us are in our right mind, so it's perfectly okay for us to create this!"

"But nobody cares about these ramblings, you wanna see me make the food, right? Well, let's get started!"

Lyra then proceeds to tear out an entire cabinet and flip it upside-down, "gracefully" dumping all the contents on the counter. You can see quite a few things in there... half of which you seriously question if they're meant to be in with the rest of the items.

"Now, for this recipe, you'll want to make sure you have the following:

• Cake Mix (available at your local Tem Shop! [small]That's our product placement, right? You guys are paying for this show, after all. ...WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU NEVER AGREED TO THIS?![/small])
• Eggs
• Butter
• Milk
• 3 Fruitcakes
• at least 6 Valentine's Day Chocolates
• a Jack-O-Melon
• The most gorillaed up route in existence
• And, last but definitely the most important, some fine quality soap!

You are left dazed at this ingredient list, mainly because the first half makes sense and the second half doesn't in the slightest. You still watch in some odd mix of horror and amusement as Lyra actually starts to make whatever the heck she's making.

"Now, first, we're going to need to separate these Fruitcakes into their base atomic molecules, so we're going to need to bring out the Dwarf Fortress Certified Atom Smasher^TM for this job!"

The entire floor gives way as a freaking drawbridge erupts from the ground, the set flipping over to accommodate the new tool. An entire drawbridge. Lyra then sets down the fruitcakes directly below where the drawbridge would normally fall down below, walks over to the lever set up beside it, and flips the switch.
...After seeing a brief view of Fruitcake gore, Lyra pulls the switch again, bringing back up the now pulverized Fruitcakes... neatly separated into colored piles of what looks to be dust. Judging from Lyra's confident stance, this somehow worked as Lyra intended it to.

"Under normal circumstances, people don't technically have one of these in a person's kitchen, but you can probably find one in your local abandoned castle! You have one nearby your town/village, right?"

Lyra takes the red pile of dust and watches the actual set come back to existence, the other piles of dust eventually resting on one of the back counters.

"Next, we need to prepare the Jack-O-Melon to bring out the texture of our soap cake, so let's do that!"

Lyra grabs the Jack-O-Melon and throws it up in the air, having it land directly onto the counter. Lyra then, in a spectacle you probably will forget, brings out a sword and cuts it into bits... which stay in the air until Lyra actually sheathes it. Suddenly, gravity remembers it exists, and the Jack-O-Melon smashes into its respective pieces as well in a much less clean method, splattering the remains of the carved watermelon on the set and on Lyra's clothes; not that she seems to mind. Lyra then grabs the candle in the middle of it.

"We just need the waxy part of it, though, so you can just smash it on the floor and yank it out, too, if you lack the sword. I don't think there are any cleaner methods for this, though, so if you find one, please do it."

Miraculously, Lyra does not do something stupid with the Valentine's Day Chocolates, and instead sets them aside. Probably for decoration or eating as a snack, but you suspect it's the latter. Lyra then takes the Cake Mix, Butter, Eggs, and Milk... which Lyra is currently drinking.

"Sorry, have to check to see if this is still fresh, and it totally isn't, so now we have to go find more!"

Lyra promptly runs out of the door, and you can hear her vomiting out of the shot before she's just totally gone... and suddenly a television screen just drops down onto the set, since you can't exactly get out of your current area. You are suddenly viewing a totally different program, where Lyra is now donned in a pattern that definitely denotes grey camouflage, with a flashlight beaming on her face... mainly because the entire rest of the screen is entirely black. Suddenly, you're watching a hunting show.

"Uh, hello there, guys, and welcome to the dark side of the Nightmare Mountain. I'm here to see if I can find some high-quality milk here. There are probably tons of things that will try to kill me in this quest, but let's do this [REDACTED]."

The flashlight goes back to actually moving, and you get a nice view of mostly nothing but rocks, rocks, and more rocks.

"Hello? Where's everybody? Is there not anybody who can possibly help me find some milk? I trust you, this is very important!"

This continues for a good ten minutes before Lyra gives up and literally yells:

"HELLO?! IS ANYBODY THERE?!"

Almost as if by magic (or post-production), a carton of milk suddenly just appears in the small beam of flashlight you've been restricted to see... and it has googly eyes taped to it.

"OH NO, NOT THE GOOGLY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAA-"

You can only assume that the best battle sequences in DTG: Chaos history occurred from there between Lyra and the Googly-Eyed Milk Carton, at least if you could properly see it because the flashlight has suddenly pissed off into the depths of the unknown.

Eventually, the television fades back into the ceiling, and Lyra stumbles back into view... somehow with her ears and half of her clothing on fire. From a Milk Carton. At this rate, you actually have stopped caring about whatever she's been doing to the laws of physics and keep watching the show. It's suddenly become comedic.

"...*cough* So now that we have all of our ingredients, now we just have to..."

Lyra takes all the currently used ingredients and smashes them into roughly a circle on the counter.

"...put these into a bowl, and of course, add extra soap for that extra taste!"

Adding at least half a container of dish soap to the circle of... well, something, Lyra then puts the bowl on top of everything to cover it, then scrapes it off the edge of the counter... into another bowl, of course! Because this isn't convoluted at all!

"And now that we've got everything prepared, it's time for mixing!"

Lyra pulls out a... an actual bloody mixing tool (which I forget the name of) and brings it close to the mixture... before the bowl itself starts to spin. Not the tool, the entire bowl. Lyra is at this point deliberately trying to not bake a cake properly or this is all some sick joke and oh look it's done mixing. For the most part, anyway; the entire carton and candlewax kind of are just there at this point. Uh, so now what comes next?

"Now with all of this done and complete, we're going to put this bad boy in the pfffffffffffff- aaaah ha ha ha ha!"

Lyra... Lyra, what's so funny? This is starting to scare me not because this is quite literally the silliest thing that has ever been done, but because of how, with the state of everything, you laughing is suddenly pretty scary.

...Lyra? Lyra, please answer. I'm getting scared.

"30 seconds in an actual oven? Yeah, right! Who would want to waste that much time baking this?! No, I have a much more potent solution that will certainly bring out the flavor!"

Lyra... oh. Oh. She's not actually going to try what we all think she's trying to do, is she? I mean, she just got out the Megumin cosplay and everything, so now I think we should all be concerned with the situation we've found ourselves in, but-

"Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark...
[color=#3333CC]Lyra, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! This is a terrible idea of cooking food, much less preparing it! What are you doing?!
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
There are people right there in the audience, and I'm pretty sure that despite the barrier, they all are in grave danger if you pull this stunt off!
The time of awakening cometh.
And even then, what makes you think this is going to work? This spell is extremely volatile, could be very inaccurate, and will incinerate everything in its path, including the set!
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
I don't even know why I'm trying to reason with you; it's not like you can hear my shouts of panic here, I'm just a narrator! Why am I doing this? It's... probably piece of mind.
appear now as an intangible distortion!
Look, the point i'm trying to make here is that you're making a mistake here... but then again, Lyra. I guess that this is normal, but...
Dance, dance, dance!
This is the most ludicrous show of extreme things I've ever seen, and I know the source material you're quoting! I watched it with you! ...Wait, doesn't that make me partially responsible for this? Oh. Well, great, now this is my fault, too!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
Ugh, can anyone even hear me, and for that matter, does anyone want to at this rate?! People are going to get seriously hurt from this to the point of possible team wipes!
a destructive force without equal!
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, LYRA?! WHY AM I QUOTING SAMMY CLASSIC SONIC FAN NOW? I'M REALLY HAVING A PROBLEMATIC DAY NOW.
Return all creation to cinders,
...Uh, eh he he, Chaos, you're not eavesdropping on this, are you? In... in that case, please send an escort team to get everybody out of this before people die.
and come from the abyss!
Or, or better yet, you guys can see this post. You guys can respond, right? Don't waste any time, and get out of this now, man, now! Before your characters are incinerated!
This is the mightiest means of attack known to man,
But... but wait, it's already too late, isn't it? It's already done! Set in stone! Nobody technically can respond until this post goes out! This is pointless!
the ultimate attack magic!
...Uh, by any chance, I wonder if any of my pals are on call. Maybe there's a shred of hope left in me that I can somehow bring this back and save some pe-

[big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big][big]EXPLOSION![/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big][/big]

Oh. Whoops. I guess it's too late now. Well, time to watch the fireworks. Not much else I can do.

And, in a moment, the entire set is now blown to shreds by the sheer force of the blast that occurs... alongside the entire area it was built upon, which is not coincidentally built into Nightmare Mountain. The entire top half of the mountain breaks apart, before literally flinging itself outwards, killing the current map and landscape deader then dead. The entire site is nothing but a smoldering ruin, everybody having taken (1) damage from the shards that could break through your barrier [Yes, this includes you, Glyphs and WARE]. All you really can do is watch as Lyra crumples to the ground and stays there for a full hour before finally getting back up.

"...Nailed it. In the meantime for everyone at home during that, you should think about this scrumptious cake that will soon caress your taste buds."

It takes another good minute before you notice the bowl is actually perfectly destroyed, leaving nothing but a charred crisp of almost-edible food on the scraps of counter remaining from the armageddon you just had to witness.

"And, once baked, you take that cake and slather it in your icing, strawberries, and chocolates!"

With this stupid arc finally coming to a close, Lyra finally prepares the cake with... well, what she just said she would do. It looks childish, but at least it looks slightly edible now. Considering you saw the entire process of this being baked, though, not like you'd ever actually eat this.

"And we're done, so now it's time to give it to your friends and be experienced to have them punch you in the face for being a terrible cook!

...So that's it for today's episode, and until next time, stay squeaky!"

Well then, I guess that's over. Now to see the results of this, I guess.

[border=blue,1,dashed]Lyra's Soap Cake: Absolutely disgusting. Cleans all your debuffs, and restores (21) HP; because nobody would ever logically eat this whole thing, it has 3 uses![/border]

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 00:45:00

I move to F9.

Originally posted on 2017-06-10 21:38:00

Okay, I'm just going to declare this now, due to stress levels and such;

DTG: Chaos will be going under a hiatus for a little, due to exams.

I might update once or twice during the hiatus if I really feel like it though, so maybe check back once in a while...?

Originally posted on 2017-06-12 02:08:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY>
Probably the one exampause update! Yaaaaay!

In response to Alt, Ette provides a bit of guidance on how to fix up Marron's arm.

ct: (Well, all we'd need to do is cut off her puppety arm,
hand it over to you, and let you stuff in a robotic skeleton or something.)
ct: (It's probably not nearly that simple, but I sure hope it is.)
ct: (And sure, we'll fix up Prime Toaster's arm! So thoughtful of you, Alt~)

Alt then mentions something about her blood malfunctioning, and Ette 'giggles.'

ct: (I don't think blood can malfunction, Alt-y.)
[small][small]Meanwhile, Marron is all like "What, nobody finds the sombreros weird? Why would I have a sombrero, anyway!?"[/small][/small]

Auth then does a lot of things, again. To start, he does the most anime / childfilm thing possible; rising up, and hugging the malicious floating Omorika. Omo, not being very physically powerful, struggles to break free of his grip. All she can really do is claw and struggle like a feral beast, dealing (4) damage to Auth in the process. In the midst of this, Auth materializes some Ink Specters, and shut the Sleeper up permanently. Then, an entire storm of Iti rains down from the heavens, being fired from cannons that have materialized on the outskirts of the Sphere. Auth's newly renewed army cuts through the newly summoned horde, but for every Iti killed, two more majestically fly in slam into where it used to stand, before viciously clawing and biting back at the specters. Eventually, Auth and his specters are forced into a circle around Omo's desk. She then manages to mutter something. Something not completely insane...

gg: Y-Your word...

She begins to struggle less and less, but the Iti are still flooding in. Maybe just try and hold out a bit longer...? Anyway, Auth also keeps trying to defend himself again Marron. She groans and facepalms when she determines that he can't take a joke. He then talks about Roxxanne being wonderful.

tc: Okay, look; you're terrible at hiding it! You totally love her!
tc: But seriously! What do you see in her?
tc: I see someone who tried to kill me with a laser, crush my spirit, and someone who's also... really creepily positive.
tc: ...How the gorilla can anyone like her exist? What the gorilla do you see in her!?

There's a brief silence.

tc: B-But yeah. Friends is fine.
tc: Are we cool yet?

She extends an arm out in friendship. She's not exactly smiling or anything- she's just sorta stern and unamused looking, if a little blushy. Then, Bandanna Ziah joins the game! While you've picked a bit of an awkward time to join the game (we will be done in 3 battles, after all), I still do hope you enjoy your time here! Anyway, he then joins the battle with WARE! Roxxanne then talks a bit with Mari.

tc: ...Being a storm elemental makes me cute? What?
tc: Well thanks, I guess.
tc: ...And I guess my hair is on fire, isn't it. Shouldn't be a problem...
tc: If I apply what you told Chloe, then...

Mari uses a jolt of electricity to crack open a bottle of bottled bottled water, the contents of which pour out over her head. The flames sizzle out of existence, not sparking due to transcendent abilities.

tc: And, as for you?
tc: I'd say that Lyra has the kitsune look down better than you.
tc: But, you don't look horrible.

She pokes and feels up her hair, still standing out on its ends.

tc: ...There's no way I look cute right now, seriously.
tc: My hair's all weird, and I'm covered from head to toe in ash. I need to take a freaking shower.

She floats off, passing the Operative on the way back to Zone 4. He's currently talking with Chloe.

ga: Animatronic, huh?
ga: I... don't like those things. Sorry if it's kinda mean to your friend or anything, but they really creep me out. It took some time for Chaos to round up the original Freddy memory, and... well, it was traumatizing, to say the least.
ga: And then there's the fact that I witnessed Golden Freddy gorilla you and Redstone, and that wasn't pleasant...
ga: He seems interesting, though. Both of your friends are really interesting, honestl-
ga: Oh, hey Mari! You alright?

Mari floats over to Chloe and the Operative, then promptly jabs her sister right in the face. She lets out a little yelp, and caresses the impacted area.

ga: O-Ow...
ut: That's for clobbering me, damn it!
ga: I-I'm sorry! It was the quickest way to knock you out, a-and well, I didn't really want to waste Roxxy's time finding some... chloroform, or something like that.
ut: It's fine, I guess...
ut: Certainly better than witnessing a bolt of lightning obliterating my body, anyway.
ut: Anyway, I'm a storm elemental now. A storm elemental who really needs to take a shower.
ut: Surely, this is as good an idea as dropping a hairdryer in a bathtub.
ut: Later.
ga: B-Bye!

Mari floats through the portal, presumably heading to what's left of her house in Zone 4. With Mari gone, the Operative asks Chloe a question.

ga: Y-You really want to test that still?
ga: Well, I still think it stands that she'd be the least likely to kill you...
ga: I-I'm not bringing the subject up to her, though!
ga: "Hey, brother-turned sister! Could you electrocute my boyfriend to see if he likes it or not?"
ga: I, uh, don't think I could look her in the eye after asking that.

Lyra then decides to bake a cake. Absolutely everyone is briefly teleported to a cooking stage, where they get to witness Lyra "bake" a cake! With soap. She gets some cake mix, eggs, butter, 3 whole Fruitcakes, 6 Valentines Chocolates, a Jack-O-Melon, the most gorilla'd up route in existence, and some fine quality soap! Marron, probably the only realer baker in the audience, decides to give her thoughts on the whole thing.

tc: ...This makes me really, really angry.
tc: Cooking a soap cake seems like a good way to lose half an hour.
tc: Lyra! THE BAKING GODS HATE YOU!

Then she explodes the hell out of the cake, creating a perfectly good Soap Cake somehow because physics is already a foreign concept. Lyra's Soap Cake obtained. Somebody should feed it to Marron and see if she dies. Anyway...

<BATTLE: WALUIGI TIME, TURN FIVE>
63 63 3a 20 20 4f 68 20 64 65 61 72 2e 20 4d 6f 76 65 20 74 68 72 6f 75 67 68 20 74 68 65 20 43 6f 64 65 20 52 75 6e 65 73 20 74 68 69 73 20 74 75 72 6e 20 69 66 20 79 6f 75 20 6b 6e 6f 77 20 77 68 61 74 27 73 20 67 6f 6f 64 20 66 6f 72 20 79 6f 75 2c 20 61 73 73 75 6d 69 6e 67 20 79 6f 75 20 68 61 76 65 20 66 75 6c 6c 20 48 50 2e 0d 0a 63 63 3a 20 49 66 20 79 6f 75 27 72 65 20 66 61 72 20 6f 75 74 20 6f 66 20 70 6f 73 69 74 69 6f 6e 2c 20 49 20 63 6f 75 6c 64 20 74 65 6c 65 70 6f 72 74 20 79 6f 75 2c 20 73 6f 2e 2e 2e

Originally posted on 2017-06-16 00:22:00

Creo pitches in with Auth.
"I overheard ya. Dude we live in a world where you can make a trash cape look awesome, infuse elements into people, go into people's mindscapes, summon sombreros outta nowhere, and make a military of ink people. Nothing is impossible. If you can think about it, you can do it."
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Dimitri moves to J6, heals Jon (+divine shield), puts a Manacannon shot in Seeker3's head, then slides to J7.
Dimiheart floats to J8.
Creo moves to H13, scythes the CRGlyph, then retreats to I14.

Originally posted on 2017-06-16 04:10:00

I'm going to be fast here: Roxxanne and Auth kissing right now would also mean Saide and Offbeat are kissing, and that is both incest and selfcest, somehow. That is where I draw the line. Don't even think about joking about it right now, that's downright disgusting.

Roxxanne-well, would it actually be Roxxie in this form?-will move to F12 and doublepunch the CR Glyph, with a bonus Heaven Breaker because the CR glyph is down to 1/4th HP. "WARE, please, Roxxor is popular but right now we're also both foxgirl sisters and arguably both half of the same person. Incest is disgusting, darling..." She then bounces to D11. "... Please tell me that I'm not the only one who thinks that about it right now," Roxxie adds, giving an extra-special glare towards Lyra and Authbeat. The kind that tells you that there is a right answer to that question. In any case, the damage dealt mathematically means that even without any crits the CR glyph is down.

Temmie Roxxanne will move to J6, apply Counterhappy, punch the Seeker to hopefully kill it, and bounce to H6.

The Temmie Hero moves to I12 and Guard.

Notmary will move to N4 and throw a Grenade at the TW Glpyh. This should avoid the full HP nuke by way of self damage.

The Scale Serpent moves to P6 and throws caution to the wind with an Entropic Fang on the TW Glyph.

@Everyone: Basic rules; make sure you're not at full HP via the code runes if you're not already. If you don't have more than 22 HP after making sure you're not at full HP, don't be close to the top. Keep away from WARE. Focus on buffing this turn, if you can do so without healing others to full HP; destroying the TW glyph is a bad idea but damaging it isn't.

Oh! the CR Glyph is dead from Roxxanne's attack alone. Altogether, each hit does 42 damage, with a heaven breaker it totals to 129, safely more than the HP of the CR Glyph. In other words, do NOT attack it. You are wasting your time and effort. the TW glyph should not be killed this turn accordingly. Even, and especially, if you can.

Originally posted on 2017-06-17 02:32:00

I move to J7, whack Seeker Numero the Third, and retreat to J8.

Originally posted on 2017-06-17 02:36:00

"WARE, you are invading my personal space and I find it to be slightly awkward. Please go away, buddy. Now."

Lyra subjects the WARE to Fear. Not that it needed more, but now WARE is just scared of Lyra. This probably serves no real purpose except to make WARE not violate Lyra's physical space. Lyra then moves to N10.

Originally posted on 2017-06-17 23:06:00

Eurgh. What the heck?!
Toast equips a 'what even' expression, continuing to question the sanity of those around her, like a sane person would. She hopes that people begin to join her in the Sane People Club. Eventually, she turns back to herself, uses Limit Break, and chooses Massacre as her new special.

~~

Future!Toast continues hacking away at the splinter drift, pausing only to mine the iron ore vein, which may or may not still exist.

Originally posted on 2017-06-18 02:14:00

"What even is happening anymore I'm glad I'm desensitized to this stuff"

TemSide moves to (M5) (Or near the glyph), and does the fiollowing: Razorblade the TW-Glyph, not utilizing tem's Turn(). Tem moves back to (K7).

Prime!DarkSide leaps through the portal, appearing at (L7) or somewhere near, and walks the rest of the way to (N6). He noms on some mashed potatoes before triple-Typhooning the TW-Glyph into oblivion. He retreats to (P7).

Originally posted on 2017-06-18 04:35:00

I move to F11 before anyone else moves and use Guardian.

Originally posted on 2017-06-18 19:53:00

Chlorin moves to P7, throws a Flashbang at the CR Glyph (hurting him in the process), and retreats to P9.

Originally posted on 2017-06-18 21:09:00

With my exams over, updates will now be back on a regular schedule. Update tomorrow!

Originally posted on 2017-06-22 01:58:00

Battle action: Oppy moves to H5, hurls an EMP grenade at I2 because screw you seekers, then retreats to G4.

Nonbattle: Making.

Originally posted on 2017-06-23 01:35:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-ONE>
Welcome back.

Toast keeps mining down to the vein of Mythril, digging up 15 Iron worth of Iron from the ore vein on her way down.

And, uh, looks like that's it for this part of the update. If somebody pings me on Discord, I'll respond to their textposts if they add them while this is happening.

<BATTLE: THE CROSSING, TURN SIX>
63 63 3a 20 54 68 65 79 27 72 65 20 62 6f 74 68 20 69 6e 20 73 65 72 69 6f 75 73 20 64 61 6e 67 65 72 2e 0d 0a 63 63 3a 20 48 65 20 68 61 73 20 67 6f 6e 65 20 74 6f 6f 20 66 61 72 20 64 6f 77 6e 20 74 68 65 20 72 61 62 62 69 74 20 68 6f 6c 65 2e 0d 0a 63 63 3a 20 53 68 65 20 63 61 72 65 73 20 74 6f 6f 20 6d 75 63 68 20 61 62 6f 75 74 20 68 69 6d 2e 0d 0a 63 63 3a 20 49 20 63 61 6e 27 74 20 62 6c 61 6d 65 20 65 69 74 68 65 72 20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 6d 20 66 6f 72 20 77 68 61 74 20 74 68 65 79 27 72 65 20 64 6f 69 6e 67 2e 0d 0a 63 63 3a 20 49 20 6a 75 73 74 20 68 6f 70 65 20 74 68 65 79 20 73 75 72 76 69 76 65 20 77 68 61 74 27 73 20 63 6f 6d 69 6e 67 20 66 6f 72 20 74 68 65 6d 2e 0d 0a 63 63 3a 20 42 65 79 6f 6e 64 20 74 68 65 72 65 2e

Anyway, there's a new screwy battle here this time. Today's gimmick is an invisible foe that can and will instantly kill you! Have fun!

Originally posted on 2017-06-23 02:02:00

Emerald celebrates no longer being a red mist by equipping an INT and a STR orb

Originally posted on 2017-06-23 02:41:00

Dimitri's ghost speaks up.
"Actually, it's Sadie and Offbeat that are sisters. Regular Auth and Roxxanne are unrelated."
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Creo spawns at O13, moves to O10, and stabs ThyHan2.
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idea: frostspark boots + penguin leg + flower boots
more idea: sniper charm + unbreakable string

Originally posted on 2017-06-23 05:11:00

I spawn at G13, whack the Thymebent Hand, and retreat to H14.

Originally posted on 2017-06-23 05:21:00