Lyra moves out onto L2, and waits for the Author to spawn beside her...
(I don't think I made it obvious Lyra is joining the fight, since you seem to have not put Lyra onto that little list. )

"You really sure this is a good idea? I'm not gonna stop you, but still... do you feel okay?"

"...It's not like you can respond right now, though; there's a few hardware limitations for that."

Lyra pulls out the fan, which begins to burn yellow...
And smacks Author upside the face with it. The fire immediately goes straight for him, and then... well, I'll let Author go from there.

Lyra uses Infecting Spirit on The Author! The Author was possessed by [color=#D5CE02]Offbeat...
The Author gained x2 Action! The Author gained an additional 25% Status Effect Immunity!

Originally posted on 2017-05-27 18:47:00

I put 3 points into MP, 4 into HP, and spawn at J3.

Originally posted on 2017-05-27 20:19:00

First, replace portal with ice pillar,
spawn in 3-j. go to 6-j. use portal, redirect attacks to one of the glyphs.
spawn on K-3 and use ice pillar on I, J, and K 6--------

Originally posted on 2017-05-27 22:54:00

"...Looks like my team needs me. Eh, I'll send another clone in there."
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A DarkSide Clone spawns into the WARE fight at (F3), move to (F5), then use Turn() and TemsTwo (TemSide will spawn on (F4)). This should be out of range, thus, out of mind.

Originally posted on 2017-05-28 02:19:00

Out of battle actions: Oppy nods.

"It's exactly as large as the stories say. I think the size of it may be part of why there's a lot of oddities around regarding it..."

Then, he takes a sip of Temmie Tea. Time shenanigans mean that he can be here and also in another place at the same time. That other place being the WARE battle. Because lel.

"Hmm, questions about the mindscape... hmm... I'm not sure what to ask. What's it like here, aside from the local wildlife being kinda aggressive?"

Battle actions: Operative spawns in at N3, walks to P7, then turns to face Ware.

"...Hmm. You might be a problem..."

There's a pause. Suddenly, there appears to be an armor-like projection of electrical sparks surrounding himself. He's used Static Shield on himself, it seems. He may have an autododge ready, but better safe than sorry.

"But, hey. If there's one thing we as a group are good at, it's solving problems. Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Heh... We solve practical problems. For instance, what're we gonna do to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing us some structurally superfluous new behinds?"

He flashes Ware a grin.

"You'll catch on soon enough."

Originally posted on 2017-05-28 02:50:00

Roxxanne switches to Enchant: Fire before the battle begins. She'll do more damage with Fire than with Light, methinks. She will also switch out Gravball for Temstwo. Ire. Coughcough.

"Hello, Irecreeper person! I haven't met you before. Well, actually... I guess that Thyme thing lets you know? Oh, did you see me while I was in Thyme mode myself? Was I really supercute?... Off-track. Uh, well. You probably know who I am, more than you should. So, uh."

"Well, as it happens, the world has decided to do something impossible and apply a Divine Shield to itself! That way, when you try to annihilate existence, it'll no-sell, and it'll be too tired for you to try it again afterwards! So, yeah! That's a thing that is a thing. Crazy, huh? Seriously though, we're not letting you pop existence's Divine Shield! Oh, oooh oh oh! If you can give me some more Thyme, I can make some more Thyme tea or somethin' and I can keep you company for a while instead! Wouldn't that be more fun? ... You probably don't have more Thyme. Ugh. Still, that would be cool right? We could do weird things together and you wouldn't feel as bad! Right? Oh, also, uh, do you like puppies? I like puppies. I think you like puppies too! If you blow up the whole world, you'll hurt all the puppies and they'll be sad! And then you'll be sad, because making puppies sad inflicts Despair on you! Infinite Range! Proven fact, colon three! So don't do that!"

"...You're just gonna ignore everything I just said, won't you? Mph. That's dumb. OK, OK. I can't really grant your request to end the world, but what you really want is for the suffering to end, right? For you to stop having to feel everything and just feel happy! That's exactly what I heard out of that, and I know psychology, colon three! So, yeah. I'll help you, if you just, you know. Stand still and let us blow up these Glyphs. It'll be cool. You won't be hurt at all. You only have 1 HP. You'll die painlessly. And then, no more pain foreverier, colon three!"

Roxxanne, after that nonsensical ramble, will spawn on L3. The Temmie Hero will spawn on M3. The Glitch Skeleton will spawn on M4. The Scale Serpent will spawn on L4. Roxxanne will use TemsTwo immediately and spawn in her Temmie self at M4, then use her typcial Splash Enchant targeted at herself to buff her whole merangie of summons.

Roxxanne and her partners will wait for Auth to spawn, take Offbeat's buff, and bless the party with buffs. Then, they'll divide. Roxxanne and Temmie Roxxanne will use Move 7 to move to, respectively, G5 and F7. "Irecreeper, try to hit me! I bet I can dodge it! Hit me, silly! Try it!". The Glitch Skeleton will move to M4 and Focus, and the Scale Serpent will slither to I4. The Temmie Hero will move to K5, use Temmie Flake Masses to spawn flakes at M7 and H5, and park it there for now.

Originally posted on 2017-05-28 02:59:00

Auth opens his mouth.

Well... maybe that guardian was connected to your consciousness if it didn't work? Perhaps, and this is just me theorizing, if someone that wasn't connected to you through magic or such were to watch over you...

Auth has an idea.

Well, I'd be happy to keep guard over you while you try to get some rest, if you will permit me to do so. I completely understand reluctance, though. And of course...

Auth thinks quietly to himself for a moment.

The issues related to the memory orb aren't really the orb itself, but the memories it contains, am I wrong? If we can find a solution for the assumed nightmares that the orb causes, then we can get you some rest.

Auth drums his fines on the blank page of his book thoughtfully, allowing Omo to begin her story. Auth listens attentively, writing down every word. Then, when Omo stops...

Of course I'm still interested, and I'm listening, but I understand that it might be painful to think about. Please, if you need some time, take as long as you need.

Meanwhile, the Spectre with Marron follows her back to the Clearing. Before they make it, Auth replies to Marron.

Of course, Miss Marron. I don't believe that there should be in-fighting among allies. I would protect you, should it come to a fight.

Auth smiles as they walk, and when they reach the clearing, Auth tips his hat.

Evening all.

Auth takes a seat near Marron.

Hey, Miss Marron, I could help teach you to fire that thing without being knocked over later, if you'd like. You wouldn't need to repay me or anything, it's more principle that now you've got it, you should be able to shoot it properly.

Auth then directs his attention to Ette, right as Marron says that she can do Soulpuppetry or something like that.

And may I just say, Miss Marron, that you did an absolutely spectacular job with Miss Ette? I'm actually sort of jealous of your ability to do that. And she's so soft! You must have used fabric of the highest degree, and you must be no less than a master seamstress. No less for your sister, right? It's wonderful that you care for her so much.

Auth laughs.

It kind of makes me think of what Genoa did for me...

Auth laughs gently, before stretching.

Meanwhile, the Spectre with Roxxanne turns red, slightly.

Oh, Roxxanne, it's nothing, don't mention it.

The Spectre floats along side Roxxanne into the WARE fight. Then floats backwards.

A mere Spectre such as myself isn't prepared for this. Better get the real Auth.

And so, the Spectre melts away, to the Library with Auth.

A fight, you say? Against WARE? Didn't you mention them, Miss Omo?

When it is confirmed that yes, it was mentioned, Auth nods his head. The Spectre grows to Auth's normal proportions at his assertion.

I might not be here personally for a while, I have a WARE to slay. But this Spectre can take care of things for me. Hold out, alright?

Auth rushes to the WARE fight, on K2. Lyra and Auth have organised what happens next already.

No, Lyra, in fact, I do believe this is a bad idea. But... I mean... it's probably going to turn out okay, so everything will be fine. I feel fine.

Auth sighs, then stands tall.

Do it, quickly please. Not because I'll change my mind but because the tension is hurting my back.

Auth is then-






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The brilliant yellow fire subsides. Auth looks unscathed, except for the change in colour of his outfit. Going from a warm black and gold to a soft gold and dark yellow is his coat, and his pants are now bright yellow as well. His hat is gold with a black stripe. His eyes as well, have taken on a yellow tint.

He's been knocked out. He'll get up any minute.

Doot doot its the mindscape train.

Ow, my face.

Hiya, you!

Um, hello, Miss...?

Oh, good, you're awake! I'm Offbeat!

A bright yellow flame is in front of Auth in front of his mindscape. Auth can't quite see more besides that.

So... where are we? Is this my mind?

No idea, eh heh! It probably is.

Auth looks at the fire.

I know I haven't seen you before, Miss Offbeat. Who are you, exactly, and what are you doing here?

I'm one of Lyra's sisters and I'm here to help!

To help? How do you intend to do that?

Like... this!

The fire flies at Auth, and he wakes up.

The Mindscape Train is leaving!

Owowowowow, my head....

Oh, flashy outfit, nice...

Auth(?) stands up and stretches.

MEANWHILE, both other spectres waver. Then, suddenly, they change. They gain the same proportions as Lyra, dressed in a long dress and with thigh-length blonde hair. The one with Marron has a disapproving look on her face, while she runs her hand through her hair, pushing her fox-ears down, before they spring back up again. The one with Omo shuffles around to make it more comfortable to sit with a tail.

Back at the battle, Auth(?) stares at his sword, enamoured by the glittery colours.

Oooo... pretty... what were we doing again?

With some slight nudging from the Mindscape, she realizes.

Oh oh oh, right! I remember!

He leaps over to L4, in a single, athletic bound. With two bright, wide swings, two arcs of ink fly at Roxxanne. One is swirling beige and the other is deep blue. Peligin and Cosmogone empower Roxxanne, the Glitch Skeleton and the Temmie Hero.

Hooray! I did it!

Originally posted on 2017-05-28 05:51:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1495844842))

...He's happily and giddily hopping around in the air, as if there was an invisible floor beneath him. It's simultaneously adorable and horrifying; mostly the latter.

Huh? WARE is Roxxanne? You all know what this means, colon caret closing bracket, I'm sorry OOC and IC Ire, you didn't deserve this.

Rikoriko shows up on I3, because I'm pretty sure I'm not deathdazed, with a demented smile on her face. She flips the bird at WARE, and unveils her cool and new upgrades!

She's used 8 skillpoints on HP and MP, for increased Not Dying Horribly and Making Your Enemies Suffer Horribly Tech, before perverting the equipment that was once Aaron's into something of her own. The Lock-On Lens is now Allsight, the Nurse's Hat is now Red Ribbon and the Mage Robes are the Minus Robes, newly crafted Mage Robes with MP regen and whatever effects Ire wants to add.

She then changes Revive to A Bad Idea. and Visionary to Nothing Is Sacred.

Finally she summons a restatted Kirika on J2. Kirika is warped, a purplish hue tainted her skin, clothing and hair, signs of distortion acting as marks on her body. She bounces around next to Riko, with a similar demented smile.







Recap:
Riko: Spawn on I3, summon Kirika at J2.
Riko - Statting: Use 8 skillpoints on HP and MP. Change Revive to A Bad Idea, change Visionary to Nothing Is Sacred.
Riko - Crafting: Do a bunch of flavour text changes, then create the Minus Robes - Mage Robes with MP regen.
Consumer: Apologise profusely to Ire for doing this.

Originally posted on 2017-05-28 15:05:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND FOURTY-SIX>
Battlefury tosses all of his points into MP. Toast purchases and applies a Mythril to her Soulfire Anima, then does a bit of stat switching. She then fails to craft Caledscratch, so she swaps to the Jadesaw for now. She and Emerald also find a neato way to communicate in-post, making a sizable hole to the Mythril! While the duo haven't reached it yet, they've managed to make the Root a non-factor in their digging process! However, it seems they've hit a vein of Iron on the way down. There's also the issue of a web of roots down below; it seems impossible to dig around! Creo then tries to explain who he is to Marron.

tc: ...Doesn't ring a bell.
tc: You must be new here or something.
tc: Either that, or you're completely unremarkable in every way.
tc: Maybe it's a case of "and", rather than "or". That's probably the case.

She smirks, and giggles a little. Elsewhere but not reall, Emerald equips Si'gruit, and swaps for Counter, while +1'ing his HP. He then tosses together ALL the Bacon Strips, ALL the Fish Chunks, 3 Crimson Tigerfish, and 3 Salmon into making an Even More Elaborate Fish Thing. He hands it over to Mari, who starts salivating a little.

ut: D-Dude, I'm already pretty full.
ut: But, it looks so good...
ut: I guess a few bites wouldn't hurt.

She samples the dish, downing a ball of Bacon-wrapped Fishron (which tastes good), some salmon cubes (which taste good), and a cube of Crimson Tigerfish. It apparently tastes pretty good. Mari then gags, and holds both hands up to her mouth. She bolts off towards the lake, and falls onto her knees. She then proceeds to vomit up a good deal of stuff. After taking a moment to collect herself, the scientist picks herself up, walks over to the log benches, and plops herself down, before questioning Emerald.

ut: It was delicious up until the point I vomited.
ut: What... what kind of fish did you use? One of those things should never be cooked, ever!
ut: ...
ut: ...Got any fruit? I'd like to avoid fish for a bit.

While Mari waits, Soup tosses 3 points into MP, and 4 into HP. JOE also swaps some spells around, along with Roxxanne. Auth then does a lot of talking. Seriously. He theorizes with Stella.

gg: Well, they are. That's why they didn't work.
gg: You're welcome to watch over me. It sounds... nice.
gg: I haven't slept... in a long time.

She shifts her weight around, laying her body out across the desk. She notes that Auth was indeed listening to her rambling on about Sussui's history.

gg: Ah, you... liked it?
gg: Interesting. Well, I suppose I'll tell you the rest, then.


She goes silent. What appears to be a bit of sap drips down her face. It's wiped away with the sleeve of her robes.

gg: I... I suppose that's it, really.
gg: What happened after the End War is still being written, so I can't tell you anymore.
gg: Thank you for listening...

She shuts her eyes. It'd probably be best to not disturb her. Then, an Ink Specter takes a moment to talk with Marron.

tc: Hm, you'd really protect me?
tc: Nice to know that I'd have an army of... three people. Or is it four? Toast and Alt are kinda the same person.

He offers to show her how to shoot the rifle. She dismisses him.

tc: Oh, please. I can learn how to shoot this thing.
tc: It's just a matter of stance, right? Stand up, spread my legs out for balance, take aim, and...

She fires a round into a tree. The recoil almost knocks her off-balance, but she manages to not fall over. She's rewarded with a burst of splinters and a fallen tree. This yields 20 Wooden Planks.

tc: ...O-Okay, still a lot of kick. I might be doing something wrong. I'll get used to it, though.

Auth then compliments her work on Ette.

tc: I-Is she really built that well? Heh...

Her face lights up, resembling the flare of the Infernal Sharpshooter's Rifle when it shoots.

tc: H-Hell yeah, she's perfect! I blew a lot of gold on acquiring the materials for her body, and spent several hours stitching her body together just so that it'd be truly perfect!
tc: I-I even took the time to enchant her with a few runes just to slightly shore up her weakness to fire, and to increase the durability of her limbs!
tc: ...I will admit that I couldn't make her proper hands, though. The fingers got mangled easily, and sometimes they'd even just fall off given that they'd be under constant strain and use...
tc: But I did all that I could for her! Plus, I think that she likes having the fatter, cushion-y arms..

Ette, still sitting by the edge of the water, nods her head. She also waves a hearty "hello" over, in her form of sign-language.

tc: Besides, the little "grasping orbs" seem to work nicely for her. And for me, too!

Marron's right arm is made of a black fabric, constructed very much like one of Ette's limbs. It's somewhat skinny near the "shoulder", and rather thick where the hand would be. On the tip of the arm, in a triangle formation, are three little white spheres, each of them somewhat grippy and rough. She giggles a bit, then hears Auth mention something about Genoa...

tc: Hm? Who's Genoa? What'd she do to you?
tc: You don't look like a soulpuppet.

Then, in still-Auth's post wow, an Ink Specter mentions to Omo that a specter will be taking care of things to her. She bobs her head, before nodding off to sleep. Then suddenly, the specters all switch gender just because that's what sorta happened I guess. Mari congratulates Auth on being hip and swapping genders, Marron just sorta shrugs, saying that this is probably par for the course by now, and Chloe and Ette both fail to notice as they seem to be doing something with a fishing rod.

...And that's Speed's post done. Damn, that took a bit. Wow.

Uh, anyway, Riko edits her stats greatly, and also decides to equip a couple of custom things. She does fail to rename her items due to that causing a bit of potential weirdness later, but she does create and equip the Minus Robes, using some base Mage Robes, 1 piece of Cardboard, the Broken Enchanted Sundial, and 13 Hollowed Bark.

And then because I forgot, Chloe responds to the Operative.

ga: ...I kinda wanna see the Mainframe now. Just to witness the whole... scale of it all. I bet it generates its own gravitational field just from sheer mass or something.
ga: And, as for what it's like here in the Mindscape.
ga: As I hear, it's actually... a lot more peaceful than you'd expect. MOST of the wildlife isn't totally vicious and cruel, and the inhabitants are usually nice enough.
ga: I mean, I say that, but we've bumped into a bunch of hostiles. We've been visiting a bunch of the rougher areas of the mindscape. Besides the Recollection Woods; that place is peaceful enough.
ga: Oh, near the outskirts of the Mindscape, there's this beautiful island that the Temmies have told me about. It's this beautiful place with green grasses, loads of trees, open plains, and lots of peace and quiet. It's basically just a vanilla Minecraft landscape, but it sounds nice.
ga: I'd love to go there one day. Get away from the madness of these rougher locales. Maybe we could go when we're done with our mindscape adventure.

She sits quietly, having a few sips from her own cup of tea.

ga: Now, why not tell me a bit more about yourself...?
ga: Like... do you have any good friends? I'd love to hear about them~

Then, Battlefury, Chlorin, Toast, Emerald, Jon, Auth, Soup, JOE, Darkside, the Operative, Roxxanne, Lyra, AND Riko take up arms against WARE! This'll be a battle to remember!

<BATTLE: THE SPHERE, TURN ONE>
Not much to say at the moment, other then that WARE will generate moves to counter you. Of course, they can only be so powerful...

Originally posted on 2017-05-29 01:22:00

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"Oh wait, you couldn't be there. But it would be the former, Marron.

Oop, looks like Dimitri's calling this mech. I'll just control it from here.

And yeah, Ette's pretty cool and good. You did what you had to."

Creo phases out of the mech, which flies into the portal.
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Dimitri :deathstare:s RIKO RIKO RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Dimitri moves to F7, blasts Seeker1, Manacannons CHGlyph, and uses the Creofall Remote to summon Creo's Mech to F10.
XHeart moves to G7.

Originally posted on 2017-05-29 05:04:00

Alt silently questions Auth's foxgirl transformation, before concluding that she needn't worry, since foxgirls are fairly cool.

Toast silently questions Rikoriko's life choices, before concluding that she never really wanted to know anyway.

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...Why do rocks hurt so damn much?

Toast spits out a globlet of forest-green blood, then grins, undetered.

Is that all you got, warhammer?

After being buffed by Auth, Toast moves to H10 and uses Rev Up with Ice! I won't worry about eating food, since there is no statistically significant way for me to die while standing here.


~~

(2)
After Emerald speaks to her, Future!Toast thinks for a moment.

Considering this whole place is made of splinters, using fire might be a poor idea. I'd like to avoid disrupting this place, so perhaps we could find a way to bypass the roots entirely?

~~

Alt reads Ette's handwaving guide, gaining loads of knowledge about handwaving and stuff. Once she's (hopefully) fluent, she heads down to the lake and tries to wave out "Sup, Ette" to Ette.

Originally posted on 2017-05-29 08:29:00

Emerald shrugs "That would probably be the Crimson Tigerfish that shouldn't be eaten.... I have Cinder Fruit but I don't think those are meant to be eaten. I DO have melons though. Here, have some water" He hands her a bottle of bottled bottled water, and 3 melons. No super long post here. Probably
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Emerald sighs, and asks Future!Toast what they should do about the root. He has flaming wings if need be

(3) Emerald shrugs and tries to see if there's empty space beyond the roots that could be teleported into
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Emerald moves into where the XHeart used to be and uses Murder Assistance. If possible, this happens immediately after the XHeart moves.

Originally posted on 2017-05-30 01:56:00

You can't make life decisions if you don't have a life, colon ecks dee, colon carat cloeseng braketee. Rikoriko says nothing to Toast and Dimitri, but smiles, and opens her mouth, which has switched from a grin to a maw.

rr: You seem to be chill, funny, and generally a cool and nice person to have around. That display with the puppies has definitely brightened up my day. Shame the other reality warping sociopaths make me legally obligated to kill you. I hope to meet you again, Ire / WARE, and not inner Ire. Hopefully, next time, we'll meet again as allies in murder, murder, and murder.
rr: Yo, actually, I have an idea! How about this, I use my powers on you, and take a tiny piece who doesn't suffer as much and is less murderous of you out of the mindscape with me? You don't have to fully die, you don't have to suffer, and we make friends!
rr: No, not talking about you, Inner Ire. Screw you.

Oriko will idle and wait for WARE's response. I'm not dumb enough not to try and neuter the power of whatever shard of WARE I get, I do note. Kirika will move to F6, use Steal Your Heart on the CH Glyph, then retreat to G5.

Originally posted on 2017-05-30 10:19:00

I move to L-3, then use ice pillar on O-5, N-6, and L-6.

Originally posted on 2017-05-30 11:07:00

Chlorin moves to H3, switches to Iron Sights and shoots the CH Glyph.

Originally posted on 2017-05-30 15:38:00

I move to I10, bap the ENGlyph, and retreat to K10.

Originally posted on 2017-05-30 16:18:00

Roxxanne is annoyed. 15%! Phooey. "Ire, can you please stop hurting us? Just, no? I don't like doing this! I'll make you uncomfortable! I'll make you so uncomfortable the GM can't even post your actions because he's too busy fainting from reading what I'm doing! Yeah! I'll go there!"

I'd like Roxxanne Prime to be revived at some point, but honestly, save it for next turn. Temmie Roxxanne is nearly as potent.

Temmie!Roxxanne will bound to E7 and whack the CH Glyph via doublepunch, unless Seeker 1 could would instantly die to a single punch, in which case she'll punch Seeker 1 first then the CH Glyph, then retreat to E6.

The Glitch Skeleton gets very salty that the only target he can shoot is the TW glyph, then shoots it anyways point-blank and backs off to M2.

The Scale Serpent will attempt an Entropic Fang upon the TW Glyph, moving to M5. If it has not died, it will retreat to M4.

The Temmie Hero will ping an arrow at the TW Glyph, then move to H4. It will use Temmie Flake Masses again, spawning two more Temmie Flake Masses at D7 and H9. The Temmie Flake Mass at H5 bonks into the regular pillar, accomplishing nothing, while the other one bonks Seeker 5 for some variable damage. It will then retreat to F6.

Originally posted on 2017-05-31 04:18:00

I tell Ware they should totally go along with Riko's Awesome Plan, and then promptly move to H9 and activate dogsong because why not

Originally posted on 2017-05-31 05:27:00

Lyra moves to N3 and snaps her fingers. The TW Glyph suddenly takes damage and catches fire. Lyra then casually moves to O3.

"Okay, new plan. You see this graph?

"I'm going to make sure I update it every turn for the situation. Make a note of the following, please:
* Pink tiles are in Range 3 of 1 of the Glyphs. This isn't anything to be worried about.
* Purple tiles are in Range 3 of 2 of the Glyphs. This might be of concern, but again, not exactly fear-inducing.
* Red tiles? DO. NOT. STAND. ON. THEM. You are going to take huge damage if not just die outright.

Got it?"

Originally posted on 2017-05-31 05:28:00

DarkSide grows the most massive smile you've ever seen from him. He continues to do this as he drinks some Temmie Tea.

He then moves down to (F6), with TemSide moving to (E6).

DarkSide proceeds to eviscerate Seeker 1 with as many Razorblade Typhoons as needed, bouncing to the CH-Glyph when it's dead, and then continuing on the Glyph when it does die. Unless it's already dead, in which case, copy TemSide's action. Partway through, DarkSide noms on a Sugared Flower to get that last Razorblade off.

TemSide fires all tem's Razorblade Typhoons into the CH-Glyph.

Originally posted on 2017-05-31 14:40:00