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Anyways, all 3 Skillpoints are put into STR. Now Chlorin is super stronk. Chlorin switches out his Cloak of Concealing for the Crimera Cloak.

Alright, crafting time.



Summary:
Items Used: (1) Titanium Revolver, (1) Longsword, (4) Wooden Planks, (1) Durasteel Ingot
Result: (1) Titanium Revolver Carbine (They're a thing, search up Revolver on Wikipedia, scroll down, and you'll see one.)

Titanium Carbine (8-10) Damage. 4 Range, 1 Retreat. Weapon Skill: Modify. Change your bullet type and/or sight type. Free action.

This replicates to actual Chlorin.

Originally posted on 2017-04-16 03:41:00

"What was that for? I just wanna hug things! I like hugs and cuddles with everyone ever!" Temmie!Roxxanne whines.

"Also, why is he all of a sudden my 'boyfriend?' That's ridiculous, we've only known each-other for days in real time. Its called bein' a fwiendawey. Stupid narrative conventions."

Roxxanne puts three skillpoints into HP, bringing her up from 29 to a solid 35. Now we're talking a tough customer. She also 'puts' three Skillpoints into SPC, or rather, Ire, remembers that I already did that and he never logged it.





Originally posted on 2017-04-16 14:48:00

"Well, there goes the Bechdel Test." - New Frank/Jax, Red vs. Blue Season 15

Dimitri's sides fly out of the portal, regrow into a clone Dimitri, and starts kek-ing heavily. He then goes to the shipping cavern to check if Roxxanne X Mari is there.

In all seriousness, he starts mining in that cavern Chlorin built, and starts kek-ing again, this time at the fact that Inkscalibur is a ranged weapon, and a sword, and therefore it can use the aimbot scope, which specifies no scoped swords, but can still be applied to all ranged weapons, so DTG: Chaos is literally unplayable.
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INPUT: 10 MP, Aglet, Anklet of the Wind, 8 Iron Ore

OUTPUT: Frostspark Boots. Yeah.

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 06:00:00

Update complete! While I would've liked to get the Zone 5 battle started, I needed to do things. So yeah.

Originally posted on 2017-04-17 23:56:00

Emerald notices that he is an extreme glass Cannon, and grins. He wonders if he should be the fourth player, and asks Darkside if he can join in. After receiving permission from Toast, he spawns on H12. He throws his other 2 Skill Points into AGI. He changes his special from being shield based, to damage based. Mostly the same, but instead, all players within Range 2 gain +2 DMG for 2 turns, and their first attack after this is a minicrit

Originally posted on 2017-04-18 00:05:00

Toast puts one skillpoint into HP and three into STR. She sits for a bit, then jolts suddenly, and takes a phone out of her jeans. After a quick scan of the screen, she stows it back where it came from and looks back up.

Oh shoot, there's a fight happening back in Zone 1. I'll have to go help out at Zone 5, so do you and Ette want to go check that out? Alt's there already, so I'll basically be around anyway. Is that all good?

If Marron's like "sureyeahcool" then Toast will head over to Zone 5. If Marron's like "yeahnahidunno" then Toast will either chill in the haus with Marron, or swap places with Alt and have her go check out Zone 5 while she does Duke with Marron, depending on what she prefers.

(man why can't conditionals work in real life)

~~

Alt/Toast moves to K6 and revs up with Light!

Originally posted on 2017-04-18 04:22:00

I ask if theres anything significant about the one temmie in tem shop colleg branch that has a piece of gold maybe, then dig for the gold vein in the forbiden chamber
I then dig around the glowing root in the mithril place

Originally posted on 2017-04-19 13:18:00

Operative responds to Chloe's query by stating that he finds version 3 to be the most appealing to him (Yay for teamwork!), then glances over at The Clearing via egregious use of questionable directions. There's a pause.

"I sense something. Sort of like a really big piece of pork. Also, fish. When you've done whatever you wish to do with the amulet, wanna head down there together and see what that's all about?"

He gladly awaits an answer. It also seems like he doesn't plan to go into Zone 5 soon, unless he's badly needed there to help out in some way.

Originally posted on 2017-04-19 17:12:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FOUR>
Chlorin +1's his STR, and then equips the Crimera Cloak. He then tosses together his Titanium Revolver, a Longsword, 4 Wooden Planks, and 1 Durasteel Ingot together to create the Titanium Carbine, increasing the range of his weapon by 1. Temmie Roxxanne then whines to Mari.

ut: Hey, have you ever considered that maybe, oh I don't know, personal space might be a thing!?
ut: What, have you never been stabbed or injured by any of the random strangers you've hugged?
ut: It's amazing that you're alive, given your apparent lack of self-preservation.
[small][small]ut: Also, don't mind me. I'm just a dirty Roxxor shipper. Hahahaha.[/small][/small]

Roxxanne then applies Points to herself, raising a couple of her stats. Clone Dimitri then investigates the Shipping Wall, and sees that Chaos rather supports "Roxxari". Apparently hate is good grounds for a ship. Dimitri then feels that sticking the Aimbot Scope to the Inkscalibur would almost certainly crash the game... then ignores that feeling and crafts the Frostspark Boots. They appear to have the ability of "Yeah." How nice. Emerald then tries to stick 2 Skillpoints into AGI, but the two skillpoints are too light to trigger the Skillpoint Detection Software that allows people to even spend skillpoints. He also then alters his special, and walks over to bash in Fishron's head. Toast then also skillpoints, and asks Marron to head over to the Duke Fishron fight.

tc: Hm, sure.
tc: I don't really have anything else to do really... and Alt's cool, too.
tc: ...Are you two basically the same person? Or are you two literally the same person?
tc: Clones just... don't really make sense to me. Plus, then there was that copy of you without a face, and that was weird, too.
tc: Be safe, alright?

Marron grabs Therma, and springs out the doorway. JOE then generically digs around the glowing root... or he would, if touching the root didn't cause serious bodily harm to him. Looks like he'll need to be careful and maybe put a bit of effort into going around the thing. He also asks if there's anything significant about that one Temmie with a piece of gold. Tem says that tem is significant. JOE also goes for the Gold Vein in the forbidden chamber, but seriously; ten words won't cut getting to that vein.

The Operative then picks option three from Chloe's list. Chloe smiles.

ga: Heh.
ga: I had a gut-feeling that you'd pick that one~
ga: Anyway, I'll get right on it!
ga: I'll meet you at the clearing in Zone 1, alright?
ga: See you in a bit!

Chloe then slowly lifts the Amulet off of the Operative's body, then performs a crafting sequence, because the GM is not immune to crafting.



Once she's done, she rushes over to Zone 1, where the Operative is waiting for her. She places the amulet around the Operatives neck, before giving him a quick smooch. She then whips out Sunmade, and prepares to do battle with the Duke.

ga: I hope you like the upgrade; I worked pretty hard to type that all out craft it
ga: I'll charge in with you! Just move in whenever, and I'll be with you!

Auth then walks into Zone 5 with another point of SPC in tow, just in time to witness... them.

The WARE Entities all seem to be back. Every single last one of them. The Failure, the rounds of the Chaos Drone still stuck in it's head, a purple liquid oozing out of the wounds. The Mistake, with its glare fixated on Teag, despite him not being in the area. The twins of Error and Corruption, both of them absolutely fixated on Toast. The Broken, glowing with the intensity of the Lightform's healing energy. The Abandoned, with a large chunk of earth embedded within it's bust-shaped body.

...at least, those are the ones everyone can see, anyway. Wordlessly, a battle seems to begin as everything grows silent. Only the looming and slithering of a gigantic beast, seemingly hiding in the purple void surrounding Zone 5, echoes throughout the sphere...

S T R I F E !

<BATTLE: FUN, TURN ZERO>
Have fun, and don't forget to indicate where you spawn in. Be very wary of all the new moves the WARE's have in store... of note is 11, who will perform a TPK if nobody posts any songs within a turn. Be very, very careful.

<BATTLE: HOW DID THE DUKE COME FROM A LAKE, TURN ONE>
While nothing much happened last turn, the wind is now coming from a bothersome direction. Be careful now; don't get blown into the water, and don't get blown into range of a Sharknado!

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 01:40:00

Auth steps into Zone 5, determined glint in his eye.

3 Skill Points into SPC.

Auth first recollects his coat from near the tea house, where it has been cleaned, restitched and neatly folded. Along side it is something that is probably a dress folded up next to it. It sparkles, and absorbs the light around it. It's a dramatic effect. This dress is actually rather-

Oh, come on. Is this a dress for Roxxanne?

A note infront of the two garments reveals the culprit...

"I hope this repays one of my many, many debts to you.
-Mr. Veils"

Auth sighs, putting his coat on, then picking up the dress and fitting it gently into one of his large inside-pockets. He phases into Zone 5, on D9, on top of Jon, and immediately eyes down The Broken.

Well then. You, there. With the Light.

Auth senses that what he is reverses things. Inverts them. Breaks them.

You are enveloped in the Light of one of our allies. Do not think for even a moment that that will protect you. I will take my blade and use it to blot out your life, so it will be.

Auth points his blade at it. When he does, he feels something shift in the blade. He isn't terribly worried though.

Cosmogone lights up, and Auth points his blade East, and covers Toast and Roxxanne's arms in orange ink. It's actually warm. After Toast moves off E8, Auth moves onto it.

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 04:18:00

I take an Colossal Fluke Core (http://sunlesssea.gamepedia.com/Colossal_Fluke-Core) or, failing that, a Eyeless Skull (http://sunlesssea.gamepedia.com/Eyeless_Skull), a Hunter's Eye (http://sunlesssea.gamepedia.com/Hunter%27s_Eye), and a Mirror-Charm (http://sunlesssea.gamepedia.com/A_Mirror-Charm).

I also harvest the Silk and thank the friendly spider

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 05:07:00

Clone Dimitri becomes a kek singularity from which no kek can escape, and requests the Frostspark Boots on the Walkthrough.
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Dimitri spawns, and Divineshields Jon.

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 05:11:00

<Reserving post for drama and the low quality music>

"If I deal all 150 possible damage to Rip-boy over there...
...All of you, collectively, owe me a Mythril Ingot and some very high-quality tea. Preferably as soon as you can."

"You want high quality content? Alright.

Here's some high quality content."

[flash=600,400]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg[/flash]

"Or is this not high quality enough for ya? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! OKAY, HERE'S A REAL SONG FOR YOU!"

[flash=600,400]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqHcF74dDVI[/flash]

"FIGHT ME!"

...What have you done to Lyra.

Lyra spawns at D10, and procs Clash of Colors at C11, leaving control to herself.

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 05:19:00

Minutes in the past, but not many...

She is sort-of me. She looks different and gave herself the nickname 'Alt' purely for the sake of reducing confusion with the 'Prime' Toast (which is me). It's a system a decided to use a few years ago, and it seems that other timeline versions of me use it also. Besides that, she never really told much about herself (possibly because I would know most of it already?). Although, I do know that she's me- since she knows some things only I would know, and that she's from a different timeline- her experiences after entering the mindscape are waaaaay different. Apparently the mindscapers in her timeline were pretty disorganised, and generally bad at the 'scaping' of the 'mind' variety. Still don't know if she's going to leave with us or go back to that timeline and help them out. Knowing her (or maybe knowing me?), she'll probably at least try to go back and help them from whatever mess they're in.

Bottom line? Time gorilla. It's wierd.

Back to the present, Toast enters the fight with these... guys. I really don't know what to call them, collectively. She spawns in at E8, collects an Enchant buff from Roxxanne and Cosmogone from Auth, then strolls up to H7. She smiles mischievously at the Error, then uses Whir up-er! with Light.

~~

Alt attacks Duke Fishron then shuffles back to L7.

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 06:01:00

I spawn at E10.

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 18:34:00

I enter Zone 5, spawn at D9, and cast Turn().

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 21:09:00

Chlorin spawns dead center at C10.

Originally posted on 2017-04-20 23:28:00

Roxxanne Spawns in at E9; Of her summonlings, the Tem Hero will be at F9, the Glitch Skeleton at F8, and the Scale Serpent at F10. Roxxanne does her usual opening act, executing Splash Enchant: Light (this will be her Enchant for now) centered on herself, followed by Counter. the Glitch Skeleton will Focus; the Temmie Hero and the Scale Serpent Guard for now.

"The Failure's gonna be super-annoyin' to me if it comes too close to my buddies... Keep smart! Oh, but my attack power is super-useful against the Corruption and the Error! We're gonna have to kill 'em close to the same time... So let's smash 'em up! Don't worry, Woodbury! We're here for you, colon three!"

Who's Woodbury? The world may never know.

FYI, if someone wants a melee damage buff, spawn at E8.

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 20:11:00

ALRIGHT LETS DO THIS! ... didn't actually mean to post that early. Editing this to be relevant. Using the laws of cloning, I spawn in E11 in the < numbers >, and then Defend/Block. Against Duke Fishron, I move upwards to J7 and hit Duke Fishron with the Christmas Tree Sword. Oh hey I actually have Skill Points. Which I throw into Hp

Originally posted on 2017-04-21 22:36:00

Op smiles at Chloe, blushing a little when she kisses him and returning the gesture with a smile, then glances at the battle.

"Heh. Thanks... Anyway, let's head in. F12 and G12 should work as an entrance. Let's try and stick close to each other, okay?"

Once the pair of them have entered the battle, Op... isn't sure what would make a good starting move. Counter, maybe?

Originally posted on 2017-04-22 02:19:00