I mindblast shame

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 01:41:00

DarkSide CritAugments Jon, then moves (down+left) and levels the Antimatter Bayonet at SHAME once Lyra applies a healthy dose of Weaken on her. Preferably after Roxxanne's Bloody Eruption as well.

@Jon: Act LAST this turn. Move to either D9 or E9 to hit SHAME.

@Everyone else: Keep either D9 or E9 free for Jon to get in. Attack SHAME to get those friendship stacks up! Also throw as many splinters as possible at her! You'll see why.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 05:22:00

Roxxanne's response to SHAME is raw sarcasm, despite being dizzy, feeling sick and in terrible pain.

"Yes. Totally possible. A vampire that can use magic to override your mutations to whatever they want, a guy who drinks liquid eternal life, various robots, a cyborg who's almost totally a robot, a puppet, at least two entities that can be loosely said to be ghosts, a guy who probably turns all the disease cells to molecular dogs if they get too close, basically a human-sized star, an AI who is nonbiological... Yes. All totally weak to disease and thus you. And that's ignoring how most of us are typically capable of resurrection-based immortality. The only reason you can damage half of us is that Chaos chooses to interpret your abilities in some really weird-ass ways. And also gave you an actual physical body, which is going to be a sudden inconvenience in a moment."

"I may be a cocky bitch, but I'm a cocky bitch who's right! You're not scary! You're just a bully!"

Roxxanne moves to F9 (she isn't ending her turn there, Doomed or not) and makes SHAME feel stupid for not just using a Needle Shot to remove all of Roxxanne's debuffs instead of trying to HP-to-1 her. Roxxanne uses Bloody Eruption on SHAME, which, in this case, exploits the opening in SHAME's eyeball to blow open SHAME's entire face, creating an opening that negates a whole 4 AC, coincidentally exactly how much AC SHAME has right now. This would blind her but SHAME's face is clearly just for creepiness factor and doesn't factor into any need for her to see. Roxxanne then Punches and Heaven Breaker's SHAME in her purely vestigial face and throws Splinters at them for good measure, before bouncing to H10.

The Temmie Hero moves to I8 and uses Spinning Flakes on the area there. It should do some good. Tem then retreats back to K7.

@DarkSide: Critaug Jondanger. You are in range to do it.

@Toast: Melody Jondanger. You are also in range to do this by moving up, with one clone even.

@Jondanger: Move to D9 after getting Critagumented by DarkSide AND melodied by Toast, then use a basic attack on SHAME and retreat to any space that isn't within the C2-G9 range, which is where SHAME's laser is. If you missed, come back to D9 and hit again and then retreat to C2-G9 again. State that you move the last in the turn if at all possible, to maximize the amount of Friendship damage you get in before you hit.

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Meanwhile, Temmie!Roxxanne is very sad and wet. "...I just wanted to fish..." Roxxanne proceeds to make cute, sad noises befitting a small animal. Which she is, being a Temmie. A very small, cute animal.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 05:23:00

HealerX moves to E9, boops SHAME, who is on E10, with one of his railgun shots, manacannons her, aiming at E10, and retreats to B7.

A spectre of a Luminite crown appears above HealerX, who has now taken the form of his old identity as Dimitri Aerov, but slightly more mechanical.

"No. I+ is you who is doomed."

The crown disappears.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 05:57:00

Face!Toast moves to D9, attacks SHAME then retreats to C10.

Toast moves to D11 and uses Melody on Jon after he attacks.

Marron, Ette, you better get out of here before she does her--

Toast coughs heavily, and spits out a few drops of lime-colored blood.

Before she does her laser thing! We can almost certainly take her down this turn, but I don't want to take that risk, just in case.

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Alt prepares for an epic confrontation against the hornets. She does so by taking a handful of sticks from the fire, extinguishing them all, then waving the produced smoke around to see if it will deter them. Or at least makes the drowsy or something. I dunno.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 10:10:00

I appear to have been of the mauled. Luckily I have a clone! ...which decides to go fishing? Alright, my clone is fishing

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 11:21:00

I keep mining where i already started, since there are apparently ores around here somewhere
also a bunch of clones infiltrate zone 5


Originally posted on 2017-04-09 13:21:00

-this action comes last-

Move to D9, genericattack SHAME, retreat to B11.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 16:14:00

Chlorin reminds JOE to put up supports for the cave every once in the while to prevent another collapse. He then goes to the Cavern of OCs, notices the Lack of Structural Stability and makes supports with 6 Wooden Planks. Finally, he goes over to The Park in Zone 4. He smelts 12 Cobblestone and uses the resulting Stone to make a base (not a base of operations, that kind of base that's basically a foundation for something). He then places the Stone Middle Finger in the center.

Beautiful.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 22:25:00

MOVE: J8
ATTACK: Shame Clone 4
APPLY Weakened


Originally posted on 2017-04-10 23:54:00

Operative appears to briefly disappear from sight. Then, he's reappeared at F11, smacked Shame with his katana, and ran off to E13.

"I don't know about you, but you seem to have forgotten how much health you have remaining. You're going to die soon, and there isn't a thing you can do about it since there's so many of us. Isn't that a SHAME."

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I have no words

Originally posted on 2017-04-11 00:16:00

I move to F11, attack Shame, and retreat to H13.

Originally posted on 2017-04-11 00:55:00

AUTH: Aim WEST, stab SHAME in the face about three dozen times.

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 01:36:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND THIRTY-ONE>
Temmie Roxxanne begins the update by making cute, sad noises, probably attempting to get pity from Mari or something. Mari sighs, then face-palms.

ut: Aren't you a thousand or something?
ut: Surely, you don't need to whine about getting shot a few times non-lethally.
ut: Nobody else seems to whine when they get hurt. Even Chloe doesn't.
ut: But whatever. Here.

The MX-Drone flies over to Temmie Roxxanne, which promptly sprays her with a sticky green substance, fixing her right up. Alt meanwhile, at the Great Tree, uses a few sticks from the cooking fire to produce smoke, which she then wafts into the hollow. While several hornets end up flying out of the tree, there appear to be a few more in the hollow still. They appear to be covered in moss, and will probably still sting like a butt, even if they've been made slightly sleepy by the smoke. Emerald's Clone then heads over to the fishing party, and casts a line. He ends up pulling up a live (and very hostile) shark... which promptly dies due to lack of oxygen. 1 Shark obtained. JOE then keeps mining, with Chlorin helping him with the supports. The group obtains 400 Cobblestone, and expends 12 Wooden Planks in the process. Chlorin then goes off on a solo journey, supporting the Cavern of OC's with 6 wooden planks.

He then moves to the Park in Zone 4, smelts down 12 Cobblestone into Smoothstone, and makes a little base for the Not Particularly Large Stone Middle Finger. The middle finger tips over and falls onto his foot, dealing (1) damage. Almost every bone in Chlorin's foot is broken. Assuming he has bones. Or bone-type things. Anyway, it really hurts aaaa.

<BATTLE: r/shamefreakingdying, TURN SIXTEEN>
Jon decides that SHAME has existed for long enough, and lunges through the air, flames curling and twisting off into the air as he spins. The flaming frying pan that is the Over Easy promptly smashes into SHAME's face, causing some lag as the game attempts to render SHAME's face exploding into thousands of little chunks of whatever the hell SHAME is made of. What's left of SHAME's body promptly drops to the floor limply, and vanishes. With all that settled, the area of the Final Rush fades from view, and everyone finds themselves back at that area near the summit.

The moment Chloe finds herself outside once again, her adrenaline gives out, and she tumbles backwards into Ette's arms. She's bleeding quite a bit, but otherwise stable...

ga: I took quite the beating there, didn't I?
ga: I'm just gonna... take a quick... [small]nap...[/small]

Ette helps her down onto the ground, and promptly positions herself in such a way that Chloe is now using her lap as a pillow of sorts. Chloe weakly smiles as she tries her hardest to rest. Meanwhile, Marron is busy dotting about, trying to make sure that Toast is okay.

tc: Toaster, you alright?
tc: Once Ette is done helping Chloe for some stupid reason, I'll get her to tend to you.
tc: But for now, why not pay a visit to my place? I think we talked about me making you something nice~

Marron walks off to her house. Anyway, now would be a good time to prepare for the hell that'll be Zone 5. Do remember that NPC's won't be able to come with you into Zone 5, so be careful with that! Alternatively, you can head NORTH. Both are totally viable options by this point. Also, item nerfs / buffs will be coming out tomorrow! Prepare yourself! If you have any suggestion for item buffs / nerfs, throw them my way. Here's a few items that'll be getting altered, no matter what:

-???'s Bow (buff, lessened healing penalty, +MP)
-Medal of True Heroism (nerf, hp changes, temfist changes)
-Grand Office Doodad, again (nerf, hell if I know)
-Inkscalibur (buff / nerf)

Also, since I'm feeling generous, if there's a few weaker, non-used items that you'd like to "breathe life" into, I'll go and buff those, too. Free of charge.

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 02:00:00

i emit a victory screech

rebalancing: replace resist pierce on dogstick with bonus spell dmg/more reduced MP cost?
i dunno?

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 05:27:00

I... yeah, I think I'll be okay. Just a little bit light-headed, now.

Toast smiles reassuringly, then follows Marron up to her haus.

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Marron should totally chuck her points in STR.

Suggested Changes (possibly more to come?):
Radiance (buff): An increase in the health restored by the special-activated Autorevive. Currently I end up in the kill ranges of most enemies after popping back to life.
Ember (nerf): A possible decrease in the %MHP received by the item.
Augment (nerf): Either adding a damage cap to the spell or having the spell apply flat damage for one attack instead.

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 06:36:00

if applying points to dodge is a thing and 3 points to dodge is enough to get 20% dodge or more, I do that. otherwise I invest in MHP.
I head to the furniture graveyard in zone 3 and try to get the mithril ore.

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 11:54:00

Yeeeeeep. Still dead. My clone continues fishing, somehow underwhelmed by catching a freaking shark. He does stick it into the bottomless alternate universe known as "The Inventory", though. Maybe he can create a weapon out of it. Shamu Fu and what not

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 14:48:00

Teag puts 2 points in to HP and 1 in to MP.

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 18:45:00

I toss my skillpoints into SPC.

Originally posted on 2017-04-12 22:27:00