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Originally posted on 2017-04-03 23:25:00

Operative briefly turns and acknowledges Patient 2's little moment of badassery with a nod, then glares at SHAME, looking quite angry already. He does not seem to be affected by the cognitohazard, since he's managed to successfully glare through faulty perception directly to where SHAME is actually standing.

"If Chloe dies because of your attacks, I will vivisect you. Without anesthetic. I do not care how many hundreds of health you currently have, but... they say that, in the mindscape, being on low health while having high maximum health is agonizing. I wonder if I could keep you going on only 1 health forever... You don't want to give me the motivation to try that."

If the Shame Clone is still alive, Oppy quickly runs down to finish it off, then retreats away from SHAME. If it isn't, then... eh... he meditates, I suppose, and asks Patient 2 if there's any spare pills.

Originally posted on 2017-04-04 01:35:00

MOVE: L8

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 00:46:00

DarkSide moves to (J9) and guards.

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 01:00:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-NINE>
JOE decides to attempt to go South again. Now, there's a few problems here; you've spread yourself really thin via method of 7001 clones, and you've told 6990 of them to commit suicide; 6000 to deal with 3, and 990 have been told to walk west, off into nothingness.

Naturally, there's a clone uprising, and JOE Prime is torn apart in the proceeding riot. The crowd of clones suddenly poofs once JOE Prime dies. Another productive move. Maybe you should consider getting actual help to go south. Or just be patient.

And, uh... that's it for this part of the dop. Well then. Also, JOE: I'd highly advise that you stop trying to go south. You have been warned.

<BATTLE: POISON = HIGH, TURN FOURTEEN>
Chloe is going to succumb to injuries soon, so you might want to tend to that. Also, one of you is in position to be taken by the plague next turn. I'd advise killing her now.


Originally posted on 2017-04-05 02:00:00

I activate dogsong because reasons

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 02:15:00

I create 200 clones instead. the first 100 distract 3, and the next 50 try to go through. the last 50 sneak by afterwards. however, I make sure to keep them mentally connected and controlled by me, which while it means I will experience death several times, also ensures they do what I want.
I see the warning, heed it, and go exploring for ores to mine, then mine them, on a random map

Originally posted on 2017-04-05 12:12:00

Chlorin picks up 6 Cobblestone and 2 Wooden Planks. Chlorin uses magical powers to create sticks out of the Wooden Planks. He then creates simple pickaxes out of the sticks and the cobble. He then treks to the Waterfall and mines out some more of the caved in area. He then takes 8 Wooden Planks and builds some support so that the Waterfall doesn't cave in again.

Originally posted on 2017-04-06 03:04:00

I attack SHAME.

Originally posted on 2017-04-06 05:11:00

DTG: Chaos is slowly turning into RWBY Volume 3. It's killing off all the waifues.
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He moves to H8, uses a statuscleanse railgun blast on Chloe to totally bring down the debuff, manacannons SHAME, and retreats to F6.

"BE +HERE WI+H YOU IN A MINU+E, +OAS+! I JUS+ HAD AN IMPOR+AN+ APPOIN+MEN+ WI+H CHLOE!"

Originally posted on 2017-04-06 05:30:00

Ow, ow, ow! My brain is not supposed to bend that way!

Toast starts to wince, but halfway through decides that wincing is a complete waste of time, as there are much more important things to be doing. To be specific, Toast moves to H10, attacks SHAME and retreats to G8, while Face!Toast does the same, the difference being that she(?) retreats to F8 instead.

~~

Alt goes and casts another line. She hums softly to herself, and ponders her existence. Afterwards, she stands up, turning to Mari and Darkside.

I'll be back in a few minutes. I just remember something which I need to check out.

First of all, Alt heads over to the Inferno Arachnid and asks about the mimic. How dangerous it is, could we kill it, etc. Since she can't speak spider or anything, she uses gestures and hand signals to convey this. Since spiders have twice as many limbs to gesture with, they should logically be twice as skilled at understanding gestures as the average person. After that, she walks to the Great Tree, heads into the Tree Hollow and slowly peeeeels away the bark hiding the treasure chest, then opens it. Hopefully it isn't trapped. If nothing stops her from doing so, Alt casually strolls back to the lake.

Originally posted on 2017-04-06 06:13:00

@Patient 4: Please Pill Up the Temmie Hero.

@HealerbotX: Heal and Debuff-Cleanse Chloe!

@Chloe: Move to G7 and maybe switch up forms for something suited to killing SHAME fast? I'unno.

The Temmie Hero will move to K7 and Spinning Flakes, restoring a lot of HP. Tem will then move to I7.

Roxxanne will step to H10, basic attack twice and then double-punch SHAME right in the face, as SHAME is down to less than 1/3rd of their HP and thus Roxxanne can use Heaven Breaker (remember: +3 damage on Heaven Breaker!). "You're totally losing, you're totally losing! Greater than colon three! We're badass, you're a weiner! Heeheeheheeheeeheeheeee, Colon D!" She then moves to H8.

@Auth: Move last. Move to G9. heal+Irrigo north. Retreat to F10.

@Everyone: Anyone needing a heal badly should move to North of Auth, where they can get healed in his splash. Keep in mind, we're all taking 6 damage this turn on top of whatever else SHAME decides to throw at you, so you may need healing more than you realize it to prevent Plague from murdering you.

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"Tem can fish, colon three!" Temmie!Roxxanne says, still attached to Mari's backpack, somehow. She proceeds to throw a tiny fishing rod into the lake. She then realizes her mistake, and tosses a tiny fishing line into the lake, attached to another tiny fishing rod.

You all forgot about Temmie Roxxanne. But Temmie Roxxanne didn't forget about you. :3

Originally posted on 2017-04-06 07:53:00

I move to I8 and genericattack the SClone that's right next to me. I then proceed to retreat to H6.

Originally posted on 2017-04-06 22:54:00

I laugh at my fortune and then promptly hit the SHAME clone to the right of myself with my axe

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 18:50:00

Teag walks to the Creature Testing Chamber. He builds a Sentry, and then hits it with his wrench which for some reason makes it target JOE clones. Teag decides not to do this as Joe made a more logical action. He then casually tosses the sentry through the portal and walks to the cobblestone generator. He generates and mines as much cobblestone as he can, which he gives to the Temmies at the new village.

Originally posted on 2017-04-07 18:51:00

DarkSide uses Regeneration. I know it will hit SHAME, but, you see, that's the plan.
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Fishing. Also golden crates.
You know what to do for each.

Originally posted on 2017-04-08 06:35:00

"You MOTHERFUCKER, I literally just told you NOT to do that!"

Operative is beginning to get quite angry. Not angry enough to do something drastic just yet, but one might notice that he's liable to install something new if driven to that point...

Since someone else has Chloe covered, he only moves over to her to give her a tight hug. If either of the shameclones are still alive, they proceed to receive an extremely over-strength Shock bolt to the everything at once, with Operative moving around to I5 so each of them are in range. If they aren't, though, he just moves down a little more to fling the Shock bolt at SHAME instead, who might note that it suddenly hurts 10 times worse than his previous shock bolts have done, then retreats up and away from her. She can't possibly get to him from there, and it's pretty obvious that going after Chloe again is practically a death wish.

...The way he's looking at SHAME right now... Sparks are flying in the air, and the fire of a dark wrath is burning within him. Honestly, it wouldn't be too out of place for Marron to have a similar effect around her if someone murdered Ette. Probably.

Originally posted on 2017-04-08 17:36:00

MOVE: K10
CONE APPLY Burning IN DIRECTION West

[big]"BLASTIX RIOTZ!"[/big]

RETREAT: N9

Originally posted on 2017-04-08 18:25:00

I do... uh...

what Tazz told me to.

Auth moves last, moving to G9, using Irrigo North and then retreating to F10.

Damnable plague. This memory of suffering will fade, I will make it so.

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 00:31:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND THIRTY>
JOE decides to not kill himself by going South again, and instead heads to Zone 2, where he chips away some of the rocks at the Waterfall. It's in the way of some ores, so why not? Chlorin then expends 6 Cobblestone and 2 Wooden Planks on a mining expedition, destroying more of the cavein. He then creates some wooden supports to prevent a second cave-in, using 8 planks. Good idea. Anyway, your combined efforts yield 1,000 total cobblestone.

Alt then goes fishing with Mari and Darkside, getting rewarded with 172 pieces of Non-Descript Trash. She then asks about just how deadly the mimic is. The Inferno Arachnid somehow conveys that upon being opened, it ate a spider, grew arms and legs, and began to murder a bunch of things before getting sealed in a tactical burst of webs. The spider reckons that it could be killed. Alt then peels away some bark from the Great Tree, finding a treasure chest! And a bunch of hornets! It'll probably take a small bit of creativity to secure the chest from them...

Roxxanne's Temclone then reveals that she's still inside Mari's backpack. Mari, having totally forgotten about this, lets out a girly shriek, takes off her pack with great haste, and flings it into the lake. The drone then automatically targets the threat, and ends up shooting Temmie Roxxanne a few times before Mari realizes her mistake and calls it off.

ut: JEGUS! DON'T gorillaING DO THAT!
ut: ...
ut: I'm not really sorry. At all.
ut: You probably deserved it.

Mari does however command the drone to snag Temmie Roxxanne. It then plops her down next to the cooking fire. Teag then builds an Anti-JOE Clone sentry at the Creature Testing Chamber, and mines 200 Cobblestone for the Temmies, which he then delivers. The tems thank Teag for his kind donation, and hand over a Temmie Flake because they can. Darkside's clone ignores the commotion meanwhile, and goes fishing, yielding 3 Salmon and 2 Crimson Tigerfish. He also opens the Golden Crate, finding a Broken Enchanted Sundial. Kinda sad that it's broken, but maybe it could be repaired, or used as a crafting material?

<BATTLE: OH LOOK A SPEECH, TURN FIFTEEN>

It seems that SHAME is pissed, and has taped a speech here.

Is... is that really how you think of me? You think i'm losing?

You... you think i'm too [b]easy, don't you?

[big]ANSWER ME, DAMNIT![/big]

Oh, that's just *precious*. You still think you can win, even though you still don't seem to understand the gravity of the situation. What is killing me going to accomplish? What has any of your incidents done, anyway? All you've been doing is playing god in this pathetic world trapped in a gorilla-y OC's brain, and nothing less. Nothing you have done here matters in the slightest. None of it will effect anything. I will still live on, you won't be able to defeat me, and I can and still will kill you at the first chance I get once you actually meet me.

...Or, better yet...[/b]

SHAME expends 150 MP, calling a weapon into her hand... and it's pulsating violently. Nobody's really sure where she got it, but it seems to be an infected-looking crystal eyeball. That shoots gigantic lasers.

Why don't I skip to the good part and kill you right here, right now?

It occurs to you that you may have just gorilla'd up pretty badly. And yes, that was left uncensored just because.

...SHAME then awkwardly blinks as she realizes that she actually did get censored. Anyway, don't forget to give exact cords as to where you wish to move or target if you're dealing with the Cognitohazards! Nobody's actually been shifted around; for example, Faceless Toast is still at (F8).

Originally posted on 2017-04-09 01:20:00