I'M STILL NOT FREAKING DEAD!
...and I'm going to be very very soon
I attack SHAME clone, then walk AWAY from SHAME, to I13, and drink some Sparkling Antivenom Juice

Originally posted on 2017-03-29 10:36:00

Oh for cryin' out loud.

DarkSide, after flipping off SHAME, activates Dragon Forme, switches to Table Form, eats the Author's Feast, and moves to (H7). In that order. "TRY ME!"
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"Eh, I much prefer cod myself. But I might have a bite to eat later."
Clone!DarkSide opens the recently fished crate, and opens it. He then casts his line out again.

Originally posted on 2017-03-29 20:42:00

I move to J9, genericattack SHAME, and get the [EXPLETIVE DELETED] outta there, retreating to L9.

Originally posted on 2017-03-29 21:15:00

I attack the clone.

Originally posted on 2017-03-29 21:56:00

Auth looks at Ette, and seeing her poor condition makes Auth feel terrible. Auth points his blade at her, and a blast of crimson ink envelops Ette, helping to slowly stitch her back together against the poison.

Chloe has remarked the air is painful to breathe... Auth goes to button up his jacket... which he forgot.

Blast! My jacket...

Auth shrugs, and leans on Inkscalibur after he's used it to heal Ette.

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 01:55:00

sure, that'd be pretty cool

Toast moves to N11, attacks ShameClone4, then retreats to L9.

Face!Toast attacks ShameClone3 then flies to H5.

~~

Alt stares blankly at the seaweed she just fished out.

I suppose it's not completely useless. Maybe I could make something delicious out of it...

She takes a few of the smooth stones, then uses a chisel to cut deep grooves into them, and catchments within those grooves, facing the same direction. Each of these are placed at the bottom of the stream running into the lake, with the catchments facing opposite to the current. Hoping that it's saltwater, Alt travels an indeterminate amount of time forward, where she picks up the rocks and scrapes out any salt that may have collected. Lacking anywhere else to put it, she captchalogues the salt with her lattice modus.

She then returns to the present, and pulls the salt from her sylladex. Although her modus usually links things together, she captchologued the salt as one pile, rather than twenty thousand grains- which is useful. Now she takes up once of those carving knives for wood (or just uses her hand) and grabs a wooden planks. An eternity later, and she's left with a few fine wooden skewers. She skewers the seaweed on the... skewers, and sets them going over the fire. Not IN the fire, but just close enough to cook them. Once those are cooked, she adds a bit of salt, placing the rest of the pile in the inventory.

Then she goes fishing again. Nice.

Okay, I'm not actually sure how good these will taste. They might taste terrible, or they might taste like sushi or something. Or both.

Originally posted on 2017-03-30 02:23:00

"Well, guess we're wrapping towels to our faces and dipping those in water to help us breathe.
That's a good idea, and it's probably scientifically correct!"

MOVE: I6
USE THE CONE-Y THING SOUTHWARDS, DESPITE ATTACKING BEING A THING
YOU CAN'T MISS LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT'S NOT AN ATTACK Kappa
APPLY MILK
PROFIT OFF THE [big][big]SICK 2 HP BONUSES FOR ATTACKING[/big][/big]
RETREAT: H4

...Why am I here again?
to fufill the quota of zone map actions you dip
Okay.

I head out towards the Cavern Mouth, and note how it's still totally collapsed. This, logically, makes a second collapse next to impossible, making the threat non-existent.
But just in case, I make sure to place down some supports with the wood planks, even though I can't because the area is collaps- This is stupid. I'm just going to literally clear out the entire cavern by jumping on the top of the cave and digging directly down to the Iron. Since everything that could fall down was mined out by this ingenious tactic of top-down mining, there is no way there can possibly be a collapse. I then climb out via the hole I just created to reach it. It's a brilliant tactic.

Originally posted on 2017-03-31 02:16:00

<ANNOUNCEMENT>
While I won't be able to update today, I do have a special treat in store for everyone: I finished up Hollowed Temple V2!

Download Link

FEATURES:
>New HARD MODE: Press 1 before 0 to enable it!
>Gotta be quiet? Press M to mute the game like never before!
>Gotta stop playing for whatever reason? Press P to pause the game... also like never before!
>Yes, the fourth phase is nearly impossible in hard mode. Deal with it.
>Upload the code at the end of Hard Mode for a bonus!
>Read the first letter of every point. What does that mean...?
CONTROLS:
>Arrow Keys: Move
>Z: Shoot
>Shift: Move Slowly
>M: Mute
>P: Pause

Originally posted on 2017-03-31 22:27:00

Since Ire asked for all of our clones to take action, my Clone obtains some Veils-Velvet and Master's Blood by lighting St. Cerise's Candle. Somehow. Which, for some reason, literally just spawned in the Creature Testing Chamber, where my clone totally is.

I mindblast SHAME and move to j5.

Originally posted on 2017-04-01 21:52:00

cc: nea(t)
cc: i(t)'s (t)ha(t) (t)ime of year again
cc: (t)he day i ©an finally dop
cc: ...
cc: ...
cc: ...
cc: nope, not feeling i(t) (t)oday
cc: upda(t)ing is (t)oo mu©h work
cc: hm
cc: maybe i'll ge(t) some random saps (t)o wri(t)e (t)he firs(t) par(t) of (t)he upda(t)e for me.
cc: yeah.
cc: (t)here's no way (t)ha(t) could go wrong. on wi(t)h (t)he show!

<UPDATING>

ahem. anyway, on (t)o (t)he firs(t) pos(t), by hardha(t). ahem. es(t)ablishing ©on(t)act...

"You do a thing. A thing gets very angry at you and tells you you should have done some other thing. Then a thing's mother runs up to you and slaps you. You feel humiliated."

i'm ©onfused as (t)o wha(t) (t)he hell a (t)hing is, bu(t) i(t) looks like i(t) lef(t) a bi(t) of (t)hing fur in the area, whi©h hardha(t) pi©ks up. 1 uni(t) of (t)hing fur ge(t). anyway, on (t)o edgefulgod's post. yo lime(t)ex(t) wha(t) you go(t) for me

"The monsters' ears are completely overwhelmed by the screaming clone, and they clutch their ears/ear-analogues, dropping to the ground in intense pain, allowing him to pass! The one that tries to sneak past is sniped by a grue."

poor edgeful, never ge(t)s (t)o go sou(t)h. hell, even when (t)he main gm isn'(t) upda(t)ing, his a(t)(t)emp(t)s (t)o explore fail. anyway, looks like when edgeful2 realized his s©reaming was for naugh(t), 3 de©ided (t)o ea(t) him. again. lo(t)s of blood. maybe a person on dis©oun(t) ©hairheir's (t)eam will be kinder.

Darkside then goes fishing again. He casts his line out, and before long he gets a tug! He reels in and gets... an old boot? Lame. Inside the boot is another boot of the same size, somehow. And inside that boot? Another boot. Looking further into the boot, there seems to be no end to the boots.

infiniboo(t) ge(t)! wha(t) a mys(t)i©al (t)reasure. anyway, dis©oun(t) ©hairheir also expresses his like for ©od over salmon.

ut: Hm. Suit yourself. I'll leave it in the inventory.

mari (t)osses (t)he now-©ooked fish in(t)o (t)he inven(t)ory, bu(t) no(t) before ripping in(t)o one herself. she (t)hen s(t)ands from her log ben©h, and s(t)re(t)©hes.

ut: Hey, I'm feeling much better now.
ut: I could probably go and help with your battle again soon enough... except I'm not in the mood to get ravaged by a tree again.
ut: So... I'll probably just sit it out until the next battle.

anyway, i(t)'s half of puppe(t)oas(t)'s post now. while i don'(t) ship i(t) (t)oo hard, had to make (t)he referen©e.

"Toast creates SALT, then creates SKEWERS. Toast then proceeds to stick SEAWEED on those SKEWERS and promptly SALTS them. You have created SALTED, SKEWERED SEAWEED.
You...you sure this was a good use of your time? You didn't add anything else. I thought you used seaweed to wrap stuff in. Am I thinking of the right thing here? Is there a cultural difference I don't get?
[small]Yeah, use that take.[/small]"

wow. lavender(?)-(t)ex(t) here doesn'(t) even know of (t)he (t)rue flavor of raw seaweed. wha(t) an idio(t). anyway, puppe(t)oas(t)/2 has ©ome in(t)o possession of 4 [caps]salted skewered seaweed[/caps], a(t) (t)he ©os(t) of 16 seaweed, 4 cobbles(t)one, and 8 wooden planks. 4 seaweed (t)o a s(t)i©k, i(t) seems. anyway, looks like some eldri(t)©h highlord responded (t)o anime fox person.

"The Cavern Mouth is only collapsed if you believe it to be so -- and you do. You reinforce both belief and collapsed reality with your supports, and dig a hole straight down. Somewhere, in a less forgiving world, you drop into a pit of molten stone, and perish horribly. However, in this one, you successfully grab the iron, and exit. Nice work."

...(t)his is why we hire people with ©on(t)ex(t). but anyway, "anime fox person genderbender i-ship-mari-x-lyra olololo" nabs 50 uni(t)s of iron ore. i(t) also didn'(t) kill her. nea(t). and now our las(t) pos(t) of (t)he day, from *in©oheren(t) barking* was ©on(t)rolled by an au (t)riangle. weird.

The candle then implodes in on itself in the Creature Testing Chamber, revealing a mess of tangled physical typo'd words which then proceed to attempt to attack the clone. As these typo'd words don't bear legs, they merely fall over one another. What they spell out is [insert random text here].

see (t)ha(t) las(t) bi(t)? (t)ha(t)'s wha(t) (t)hey wro(t)e. this sadly preven(t)s bork from ge(t)(t)ing his si©k loo(t). no(t) (t)ha(t) i(t) would've su©©eeded; you'll need some fa(t)e for (t)ha(t).

cc: well
cc: now wasn'(t) (t)ha(t) fun
cc: i hardly needed (t)o lif(t) a finger
cc: anyway, (t)ime for an a©(t)ually-normal ©ombat dop
cc: i(t)'d be funny if waifu died. bu(t) i ©an'(t) (t)ou©h rng.
cc: wolololo
cc: bye

...

<BATTLE: WHOA NICE GRAPHICS, TURN THIRTEEN>
SHAME's used Cognitohazard! Now, don't get confused! If targeting tiles within the green borders, be sure to specifically target which square you're hitting. Failure to do so will result in me nulling your action... or you accidentally hitting someone you may not want to hit.

Oh also, you might want to heal your squishies. SHAME's Plague will wipe them out if you aren't careful with that passive damage.

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 00:58:00

>Operative: Attack SHAME clone 2, retreat around to K3.

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 01:08:00

Actions occur after those in Tazz's post.

Toast moves to K10, attacks Darkside L11, then retreats over the SHAME Clone, to I12. Upon recieving a certain song from a certain Author, Toast flies over to M11 and whacks Darkside L11 a second time. Finally, she dashes to L9, since that just seems to be the palce to be right now.
Face!Toast moves to K10 and uses Melody on Tem Hero, then retreats to J8, and hangs with the sentry.

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 07:39:00

@Patient 3: Please remove that corpse from existence before it comes back to haunt us.

@Emerald: Please attack that SHAME Clone. Our combined damage should kill.

Roxxanne will move to I11 and double-punch the Shame Clone on J11, then retreat to G11.

@Jon: Don't attack SHAME! Let Friendship build up for now, we could get it really high and give you a nuke opportunity. You need to move to get a heal from Healerbot X so just move up to Healerbot's Range and Guard for now.

@Healerbot: Heal Jon, THEN heal Gladius. You need to remove Gladius of a status condition so single-target is more practical for Jon's low HP.

@Gladius: Move the Temmie Hero to M10 with Pyrokinesis, and back out of there so you can get healed by Healerbot X and relieve thyself of Doom.

The Temmie Hero, after being moved to M10 (and hopefully recieving a Melody from Toast), use a standard Temfist + Spinning Flakes combo to deal a ton of damage (+3 to all individual attacks from Roxxanne; remember, Ire!)

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 08:29:00

Understood. I attack the SHAME clone

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 11:21:00

I use Shifting Sands, swapping places with Patient 1, and then move to E3.

Originally posted on 2017-04-02 19:01:00

Auth uses Melody on Toast, like Tazz told me to on Discord.

I might add more later.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 00:26:00

HealerX lags a bit, due to Chloe being unable to respawn. But he goes with the plan anyway.

>HealerX moves to K6, shoots Jon with a bonus healing shot, fires his manacannon on H7, and retreats to L7.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 04:27:00

7001 clones of me all appear at the entrance to zone 5. 4000 of them charge at 3, burying him in a pile of clones. 2,000 stay behind to make sure 3 is still stuck. 10 go to the south. 990 go west to disguise this. the real me also goes south.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 11:57:00

I move to I12 and attack the clone.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 21:28:00

Joe has deathdazed, so.

Originally posted on 2017-04-03 21:50:00