Another ghost page? Taking that a well

placeheld for now.

Originally posted on 2017-03-22 06:53:00

Operative: Move to E6 via ignoring ZoC, slash SClone 1 with katana, retreat to D4, tell patient to take cover somewhere nearby and make the most use of my ZoC possible.

Originally posted on 2017-03-22 14:32:00

i move to j10 and guardian, before retreating to L9

Originally posted on 2017-03-22 23:12:00

Right, your job is to support our team. Just like I do. We need light enchants... but you're a devil. So you're really up to you own whims.

Auth instructs, before moving to H10 and aiming Inkscalibur south-east, sending light enchantments south-east.

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 00:00:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-FIVE>
Hey, heads up; there's a poll on the first page if you weren't aware of that yet! If you haven't checked it out yet, I would advise doing so.

Clone JOE decides to get outta there, and absconds to the West. This surprisingly works. He finds himself on the outskirts of that gigantic wooden sphere. A figure follows JOE out of the sphere; it appears to be some strange creature with a stone bust for a head? It looks at JOE, says something along the lines of "low quality", then gestures into the sphere. Suddenly, eyes materialize out of thin air around JOE, each of them with a scar running horizontally across the middle. The one summoning the eyes is unseen, but presumably inside the building.

Then, a figure rushes out of the doorway. It's longer, taller, slimmer, and generally more gorillaed up looking than the others. It begins to dig into its own face with sets of deadly-looking claws. None of the figures seem to be moving in to attack JOE... what's happening? It seems he gets to live for one more turn. Meanwhile, actual JOE respawns. Whoa. Clone Chlorin then moves to Zone 1, and manages to dodge railguns for all of two seconds before getting impaled and then dusted by some railguns. At least he managed to get 5 pieces of Iron Ore before then.

And, uh, that's it for this part of the update. Say, don't forget to use your clones to go and grab those ores that have appeared in a lot of zones. It makes updating more interesting.

<BATTLE: SHAME'S HOSPITAL PARTY, TURN TEN>
Not much to say. Just keep not being poisoned, don't be silly, and drop SHAME to 50% HP. Then die. Also, I realized that I've undertuned SHAME, so if you're all fine with it, I'll up SHAME's overall power a touch. Of course, you'll receive compensation if I do so; 3 Gold. Whoa. Monies.

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 00:17:00

"I saw your battle out there. I know what you're capable of. Come on, hit me with it!"
Let's retune some bosses. And when I say bosses, I just mean SHAME.

~~

Toast stares at her Face!Self.

Yeah... even by my standards, this is a bit wierd. It doesn't feel... natural.

Toast stares for a few moments more, before uncomfortably going to do her own thing. She dashes over to M5 and slashes Clone2 from head/head analogue to toe/toe analogue.

Meanwhile, FacelessAutomaton!Toast moves to G8, attacks Clone1, then retreats to H7.

:highqualityrips:

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 04:13:00

>clonemeinzone5: go west, but slowly, and once you reach the outskirts of a destroyed world, go south.
>normalmefightingSHAME: F9 and cast portal.

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 10:10:00

I move north-west one and hit the SClone1. I'd rather keep the clones dead than try to murder SHAME. I'll leave that to the damage dealers, I'm just a tank. And because I'm greedy, I'll go ahead and equip all 4 HP orbs, and the Mana Orb. I should probably use my spells at some point

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 10:13:00

HealerX moves to F3, applies a Divine Shield to himself, and retreats to G2.

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 12:17:00

"AHA! You have fallen into my meticulously planned trap card, your infuriationieriner of me so great that you are now blind to the fact that you are about to take THREE digits of damage for your foolish foolishness, you fool! Greater than three!"

Roxxanne moves to G10. First, she uses another Splash Enchant, centered this time on Emerald. It should grant him and Auth stronger buffs, while granting Roxxanne, Tem Hero and Teag buffs themselves. Not the best use of it ever, but hey. She then punches SHAME before bouncing to I12.

The Tem Hero uses Temfist on SHAME, then moves one space upwards, then uses Spinning Flakes, and then moves two spaces away, to I11. Heroic Hoi should bump total damage to the 90s or so.

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 13:21:00

Jon respawns at M4, whacks S. Clone 2, and retreats to N6.

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 22:03:00

As DarkSide gets rez'd, a loud roar could be heard from the earth after the revive was cast. It was time.
Dragon Forme used!
The black dragon himself shoots up from the ground, and glides to (K4), whacking the Clone there with a non-elemental strike. He then slides an axe over to the nearby patient, wanting him to take it to better protect himself. He retreats to (I6).
Ignore this.
---
As Clone!DarkSide was sitting around doing nothing, he sort of wanted to get back to fishing, in the Recollection Woods lake. So, he gets up from his seat, and lets Mari know. "I'm going to go back to Recollection Woods to do some fishing. If you need anything, just holler out. I'll hear it."

And thus, he sets off, fishing rod in hand.

Once there, he applies the standard bait; the Woodworm; to the hook, and casts his line out into the lake.

Originally posted on 2017-03-24 01:08:00

... DarkSide, Kamikaze penalties. You can't Rez until next turn.

HealerX, change your action! That can't be done (starfox)!

Originally posted on 2017-03-24 18:33:00

Teag, having not expected to still be alive, figures that other people might like some AC so he heads to I12 and uses Guardian.

Originally posted on 2017-03-25 01:21:00

Chlorin throws a Flashbang at G10. He accidentally overcooks the grenade and gets blinded yells GRENADE!

Originally posted on 2017-03-25 01:49:00

I move to F8 and attack the clone.

Originally posted on 2017-03-25 20:38:00

MOVE: M5
ATTACK: Shame Clone 2
RETREAT: N4

Originally posted on 2017-03-25 23:21:00

Operative: Move to L3, slash the Shame Clone 2, beckon to Patient 2 to move behind me and prepare to pills. I may need them if I get hit too badly, but I clearly don't need them YET. In fact, if I don't get hit at all, it may be better for Patient 2 to give themself pills.

Originally posted on 2017-03-26 00:27:00

move to k6

Battlefury's clone, in the meanwhile, melts a iron bar and makes a number of square metal sheets. He then writes random correspondence on the square metal sheets.

Originally posted on 2017-03-26 00:42:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX>
Reminder that there is a poll on the front page.

JOE decides to walk slowly to the west, despite the concentration of deadly creatures. Surely, any option would be better than slowly walking to the west. As he walks to the west, the eyes around him flutter shut. He feels a massive, stabbing pain in his eyes, which promptly begin to ooze red. He then breaks into a sprint as one of the creatures, apparently done with the self-harm, goes down on all fours and begins sprinting towards JOE. He finds himself tackled to the ground, and oh god jesus christ what the [b]gorilla i do not want to describe this oh god.[/b] The pain is not short lived in the slightest, but needless to say, JOE expires. His clone respawns back in Zone 4.

Darkside's Clone then tells Mari that he's going to the Recollection Woods to do a spot of fishing. Mari nods, then sits up and plants her feet upon the floor. She pushes herself up, and manages to stand. While her legs do shake a little, it seems that she's steady enough.

ut: I-I think I'll come with you.
ut: I figure it'd be good idea to try and walk, at the very least. See if I'm strong enough to at least do that.
ut: Maybe I could also catch lunch or something.

Mari walks with Darkside towards the Recollection Woods lake, relying on an MX-Drone for support when she needs it. Once at the lake, she takes a seat down at one of the log benches, and props her arm up on her knee, and then lets her head rest on her fist. Meanwhile, Darkside manages to catch 6 Bass, and 3 Salmon. Mari seems to be interested in the salmon...

Battlefury's Clone, back in Zone 4, uses a piece of Iron Ore in the creation of 10 Correspondence Tablets. Meanwhile, Toast's clone decides though the discord to open up Redstone's present. Inside is a little, intricate carved figurine that seems to have been carved over the course of a thousand years. The work is simply immaculate, and radiates with perfectness. The oak of the wood is unblemished and smooth, and the podium that the figure stands upon has little pebbles worked into it in such a way that it looks like the figure is on a castle tower.

...

Also, the figurine is of Chaos teabagging.

...Toast isn't sure what she expected. Wooden Figurine obtained.

<BATTLE: SHAME'S HOSPITAL PARTY, TURN ELEVEN>
Yes, those "!" squares are all going to spawn clones. Yes, the GM wants you to all die. Anyway, things to note are JOE's death via poison and flashbangs, which left a corpse that you should all dispose of. Also be selective of who drops SHAME to 600 HP. Just a thought.

Originally posted on 2017-03-26 02:00:00