Auth runs over to D11, fires Cosmogone South-East, and retreats to E10.


Originally posted on 2017-02-27 05:52:00

I move as much as possible towards the Smithy. It's a shame I'm about as fast as a brick wall.
Upon hearing Chloe, I turn to her "I HAVE HEALTH! I GOT THIS!"
...teleport me to G11

Originally posted on 2017-02-27 11:13:00

Update completed!

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 22:18:00

Let's do this. I move to J14 and trade out my normal axe for the Gaia Axe. Because more damage (probably). And I use the AGI orb

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 22:21:00

I revive HealerX at K6, and move to K5.

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 22:22:00

oh wait I missed an update
geurilla warfare

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 22:47:00

i am dead. not big soup rice.

Originally posted on 2017-02-28 23:28:00

I move to E-10 and attack feducci?
BBN13 moves to H-12 and uses inception on I-13

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 00:22:00

"Oh, this can only end so well with double the power of making things die from Poison damage."

Lyra takes the title. It's just some small slip of Paper with "Master Statistician" written on it. In crayon or some other equivalent material. Huh. That would explain the ease of being able to add it to other trinkets: It is literally a piece of paper that you can tape to something, like, I dunno, the Trinket Lyra is already using.

And that's what Lyra does: Literally duct-tape the title onto the trinket she already had. Miraculously, nothing seems to have blown up. Except one of the mountains in (where else?) Nightmare Mountain. It's totally destroyed, for probably related reasons. Something equally odd or stupid happens to the Trinket... it may have been rebalanced. May have.

Soul of TRUST
"What, you think there's only 7 soul colors? Your mind is like that of a small child."
Effects:

• Something "HE" related will still probably happen on death. Nobody could fix that.
• Allows the wielder to cast Sleep in place of Root, in terms of debuffs.
• Doubles the amount Damage over Time debuffs deal (in terms of damage, clearly).
• "Team Triumph": If an ally heals you, they independently gain 50% of the HP they healed you for, rounded down. (e.g. The Author heals Lyra for 12 HP; Lyra counter-heals The Author for 6 HP)

MOVE: D14
APPLY Bleed IN DIRECTION North

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 00:36:00

Toast moves to J11 and revs up with Fire. She then flies up to see what people (specifically the NPCs) can do.

Yo Mari, you might want to get outta here. I've searched and searched, but there really seems to be nowhere that is particularly safe. And personally, I'd prefer it if you weren't dead.

Battlefury: Rez Cyan!
Cyan: Be rez'd by Battlefury and rez Insert!
Insert: Be rez'd by Cyan and Mindcrush the Assassin.

Future!Alt excuses herself from her card game, due to the appearance of these o m i n o u s figures.

...I'll come back to finish the game later. There's something I need to check out.

She flies off to the bonfire and cautiously approaches the female figure there.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 13:04:00

Chlorin switches to the x2 Scope and snipes the Santa-NK1.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 15:52:00

I attack the saber.

Originally posted on 2017-03-01 22:53:00

In combat, the Operative takes a look around, then turns to Mari. Or, rather, sticks his head around the corner of the wall to chat with her.

"What Toast said is correct. Assuming Fedduci charges north, he'll be able to cover virtually the entire area up there. If you want to stay in battle, though, you're welcome to head to... I9. That should be safer than where you are, at least, and you'll be able to try taking a shot at the Assassin."

He then moves down to F14 and slashes at Gary The Cold Soup with his katana in flame mode, retreating to G12 to avoid close range retaliation.


Out of battle, that Operative can't help but smile faintly at the sleepy Marron. Not fighting things for once does feel quite relaxing. Something just bothers him, though... He stands up, walks a little distance away, then leaps up into the air, landing a few seconds later near the transmissions hub. Upon touchdown, he decides to take a look around, and thus soon notices the odd figure there. In the most eloquent of ways, he describes exactly what he thinks about the situation.

"...Eh?"

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 00:01:00

<UPDATE DELAYED>
I don't think there's enough posts for a proper update, and I have a bit of annoying homework. Sorry.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 00:45:00

@bfury REVIVE ME YOU EGG
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When revived, HealerX moves as far away from the bosses as possible, Life-Bottles/Revives Insert, and moves as far away from the bosses as possible using retreat.

Originally posted on 2017-03-03 10:06:00

Roxxanne self-casts Counter, then punches Gary, and then lands a Heaven Breaker on Gary if applicable, before bouncing to L6, regardless of if the Assassin is there.

The Temmie Hero will move to L11, use Spinning Flakes to hit the Everscream and heal DarkSide a bit, and then move to J11; Temmie can take a few hits. It will then execute Heroic Hoi, doubling damage for the next turn and burning all MP. It's very important that tem stays within close range of Smithy; if this works, then we can secure a kill, especially if he's buffed.

Next turn, Roxxanne will chug a manapot to get some extra mana for her splashbuff, part of the Tem-killing-smithy strat. Not now, though. Just letting you all know.

@Gladius: It may be beneficial for you to consider moving more towards where Temmie is so you can more efficiently Pyrokinesis tem to Smithy. But I'm not really outright saying you should, right now; as long as you can move to tem and shove tem towards Smithy.

Originally posted on 2017-03-04 00:35:00

DarkSide Final Form 20%(or about 12-13 hp)'s the Elf Archer with Elementless damage. Unless it has been hit already, in which case I just use what's absolutely necessary.

Originally posted on 2017-03-04 01:18:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND TWENTY>
Pricey spends 3 SP to upgrade his SPC...? That doesn't sound right. What he does do however, is spend 3 Skill Points to level up his SPC. He also joins the battle. Lyra then tapes the "Master Statistician" title to her SOUL... of Dreams. This creates the SOUL of Trust! Alt then heads to the Bonfire, and approaches the female figure. The moment Alt gets close to the figure, her head whips around and the entire area around her bursts into a purple flame. A garbled voice pours out of her mouth. While it'd almost certainly be encoded, my normal text-encoding site is down. So, uh, pretend that you needed to decode this text and that it's all ominous and everything.

He did this. He's the reason we're all going to burn. He could've created whatever sort of force he wanted. But he stole them all when we needed them most, all so that he could fight his silly war.

She walks towards Alt. The flames appear to crescendo, the fires swooping towards her body. She lights ablaze. Her smile is large, unreal, and full of razor sharp teeth. Her eyes have shrunken into tiny, purple pinpricks.

Then, he had the gall to come back. We couldn't kill him. And now, we're all going to burn.

Droplets of purple drip from her eyes, before the inferno in the area converges upon her and promptly turns her to ashes.

cc: ...
cc: i (t)hink i re©ognized her.
cc: she looked... familiar. ire never really in(t)era©(t)ed wi(t)h her mu©h, bu(t) she's defini(t)ely familiar.
cc: ...i did see her in (t)he general area where "ware" was flipping (t)he hell ou(t), (t)hough.
cc: memories are weird.

The ashes begin to swirl, then congeal into a memory orb of sorts. It flies away, and directly into the portal to the Phantasm. The Operative then heads to the transmissions hub, where the male figure, in a similar fashion to the female one, begins to speak something.

My mistakes. They must be corrected.

He turns around. A pair of gigantic purple hands materialize behind him. He seems to smile softly as he walks towards the Operative.

I'm sorry, Ire. You must be corrected. I can't let you exist any longer. You keep reminding me of the times I've failed. Fourteen whole times, and you'd think I'd learn. I'm truly pathetic, aren't I? But once you're gone, I can start anew. I can forget about all of this. I can revert her. Then maybe...

...Maybe it'll stop watching me.

He promptly fades away, and the tapes that he was carrying drop to the ground. Coder's Logs 4, 5, 6, 7, AND 8 obtained! Oh boy. LORE DUMP INBOUND.

...Meanwhile, Marron wakes up in the branches of the tree, letting loose a large yawn. She gently rubs her eyes, and then realizes that she had a pillow on her. She picks it up, and quizzically looks at it. She still sounds somewhat tired as she asks her a question.

tc: Hey Alt, was this pillow you...?

<BATTLE: FINAL RUSH, TURN FIVE>
Nemeria is here! Smash her sacs and then she'll pop! Be wary of the two other bosses on the field still; they can hit really hard! You should also finally deal with those Everscreams before they harm even more people. And the Elf Archer, who got their focus charged up. Play your cards wrong, and this turn won't be pretty.
/working

Originally posted on 2017-03-04 01:18:00

I move wherever I can mindcrush the Assassin and be safest, then mindcrush the assassin.

Originally posted on 2017-03-04 01:28:00

I 360 no scope mindblast feducci

Originally posted on 2017-03-04 02:34:00