you fools
i have the ghostpage
...
what's with everyone's ghost page obsession anyway

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 15:29:00

I don't know, I use 25 posts/page so I can't really see them /shrug

Lyra invests all 6 Skillpoints into HP. Be afraid of the (35+(6*2)=47) HP Foxgirl now if you aren't.

[color=#CC99FF]SPAWN: H7
MOVE: H6
"That's a nice player setup you got there. It would be a real shame if you... forgot your boss immunity."
APPLY Sleep IN DIRECTION North
RETREAT: F7

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 16:04:00

Spawn: H7
Move: H6
Attack: Paladin
Retreat: H8

Originally posted on 2017-02-15 22:23:00

HealerX just chills in the background, waiting for stuff.
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"Yes, Marron. We'd like +o hear abou+ +ha+ day."

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 04:08:00

Before he does anything else, Operative turns to Marron with a low growl, unsheathes his katana, and... apparently blurs right past her. There's an initial apparent lack of anything happening. Marron might then feel something pretty much akin to the feeling of a feather settling on her wrist, and if she glances down to check it, she'd be able to see the faint line of a thin slice right there. Regardless of if she's got clothing covering that wrist up or not, the cut would be so shallow it doesn't even bleed. At this point, Operative walks past her from behind, then glances back for a moment.

"Nice haircut."

...Marron might be confused, as she probably hasn't had a haircut recently. Nonetheless, if she checks, she may find that her hair has been cut back by a tiny amount. Less than half a centimeter at the most, and with very fine points to the tips of each individual hair. Once she's clicked as to what happened, Operative just smiles knowingly at her, then sheathes his katana and turns to Chloe.

"She's right on one detail. I won't outright stab her. So... huh. The woods sound nice. Don't mind the spiders all that much. I have usually found myself fond of them so long as they don't harm me. Helps keep the fly population down."

At the mention of valentine's day, and the subsequent stuff, he blushes and grins awkwardly, replying that he'd be okay with fighting alongside Chloe, just so long as she makes sure to prioritize her own survival over his since he'll just come back if beaten down. Now then, time to enter the fight proper...

>Spawn at H10, cast Counter on self, contemplate swapping Shock out for another buff spell

Originally posted on 2017-02-16 16:46:00

<UPDATE POSTPONED>
You'll probably need more people entering the battle if you want to live and stuff.

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 00:09:00

I spawn in somewhere, IDK.

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 00:11:00

Roxxanne switches her Enchant to Enchant Light before she hits up the battle.

With that, she spawns at I9. Temmie Hero spawns at I10, the Scale serpent spawns at H10, and the Glitch Skeleton spawns at J9. Roxxanne uses both Counter and Splash Enchant Weapon Light on her position, hitting all of her summons in the process, before tucking herself in at M13. The Temmie Hero moves to H13 and uses Spinning Flakes, signature move extraordinaire, with no retreat. The Scale Serpent moves to G12 and smacks Zombie Elf 1, with no retreat. The Glitch Skeleton will scoot over to H11 and peck at the Gingerbread man.

My self-strat for this is to have my minions take care of the christmas stuff, and Roxxanne will just take this turn preparing for next turn, wherein she will murder the pants off of the squishier bosses. She doesn't want that Prankster getting in easy super-powerful buffs, after all.

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 07:06:00

/rpnull

Toast walks up to the Operative and tugs his shoulder roughly, forcing him to turn around and face her. The first thing he would notice would likely be her wings, which were unfurled to their maximum length (which was about 6 metres from tip to tip), and poised, quivering, like vipers ready to strike. The next thing would probably be her face, which was clearly not impressed with his latest performance.

It might seem all fine and well for you to do your whole 'intimidation through edginess' thing on people, but you don't have to be a gorilla about it. You can't go around dealing out threats like cheap cigars: I'm sick of it, and I'm know other people are too.. I don't want to see your katana anywhere close to Marron, or being used to perform anything even remotely resembling a threat, otherwise you'll have me to answer to.

She moves to turn away, then stops herself halfway.

...And don't be all like "oh toast just said i couldnt use my katana so i can still intimidate people with-" No. That qualifies as being a gorilla.

She turns away for realsies this time, entering/rentering the fight. If Marron is there, she also speaks to her.

For the record, I don't actually hate Chloe. I barely know the girl. But one thing I can't stand is when someone tries to threaten my friends; even more so when they're a gorilla about it; and especially when they're edgy.

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 18:22:00

I swap Prayer for Flash, then join the final boss rush at H7, cast Flash on H3, then move to K9. But not before somehow redirecting the damage to Marron's haircut to a bush in need of trimming.

Originally posted on 2017-02-17 23:39:00

"OK, stop. Just, both of you, can it, please, before this turns into another argument and then we have to toss one of you into a fiery pit." Roxxanne says, a little forceful. "I'm very tired of all the drama. I want to pet my new puppy, not worry about you two trying to murder the other!"

/nullish

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 00:36:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN>
Redstone swaps for Flashbang and Incendiary, while Toast talks with Marron. She says that she doesn't need to talk about it. Marron lets out a sigh of relief.

tc: Good.
tc: Besides, no use getting worked up that way before a fight, right?

She then warns Marron that Chloe may be involved in the fight.

tc: That doesn't matter.
tc: Just as long as I don't stand right next to her, then maybe her boyfriend won't get overprotective and I'll be completely fine.
tc: Say, what's in that battle, anyway-

She takes a peak, and sees two rotting, disgusting Elf Zombies. She promptly backs away, rattled.

tc: ...
[small][small]tc: ffsdfssdfff[/small][/small]
tc: S-Sup, Alt! I'll be right with you!

She scurries up the tree, and joins Alt in the branches. She also tells Ette that she's free to go and help Toast in the fight. She nods, and prepares to follow Toast into combat. Elsewhere, Darkside takes the time to rest up and fully restore his HP. He also Crit-Augments. Lyra decides to +12(!!) her HP, while Marron slaps HealerX for asking to hear about that day. She's almost certainly not going to listen to you...

The Operative then decides to be quite rude to Marron. This... escalates, as you'll probably see below. So there's more on that later. Roxxanne then swaps for Enchant Light, as Battlefury swaps for Flash. Sadly, the damage to Marron's hair cannot be fixed, except by time. The Author then does some crafting, but before that, he talks with Marron. While she DOES listen, she's still pretty pissed from her encounter with the Operative.

tc: Well, if you had functional eyes and half a brain, you could see that she's not DEAD, so to say. I fixed her.

Her voice begins to crack.

tc: B-But she still did d-die. Twice. Both t-times within a rather short period actually...
tc: ...I-I REALLY don't want to talk about it, alright!?

Auth then makes some absolutely delicious candy using ALL the Halloween Candy, and the Generic Chocolate Treats. He also makes a Sugared Flower, for free kinda.

Then suddenly, seemingly taking place on a chat client of sorts, the conflict between Marron and the Operative hits its apex. In the resulting chaos, the Operative is violently murdered with Chloe blissfully unaware. Marron meanwhile, is busy celebrating her slaughter.

tc: Yessss, that felt great!
tc: Sure, it wasn't as good given that he agreed to it...
tc: But making him shut the hell up... so satisfying!
tc: ...
[small][small]tc: ...S-Should I thank him for that or not? It was a-actually pretty nice of him to let me kill him with absolutely no effort, but he's still a gorilla and he certainly deserved that...[/small][/small]

Then, a bunch of people join the Final Rush: Teag, Redstone, Toast, Insert, JOE, Emerald, Lyra, Jon, HealerX, Soup, Roxxanne, Battlefury, Auth, and Ette! Chloe, thanks to a concerning lack of Operator, almost stays behind... but Toast has asked for her assistance, so she goes anyway. Once there, she promptly asks Toast something...

ga: Hey, have you seen Op? I thought we were heading to the Rush together., but now he's nowhere to be found!
ga: At least the lava pool was nice. I'm actually pretty happy that Marron flung me in~

...Before leaving with Toast, Ette leaves a gift for the Operative in the inventory as a ways to say "sorry for my sister's actions". Nobody's sure where she got it from, but hey. Free stuff.

<BATTLE: FINAL RUSH, TURN ONE>
Alright, some things to note:
-Soup is forced to write a two-paragraph essay about Sock Monkeys. Failure to hand something decent in by next post will result in instant death.
-Chloe has been targeted by Thamiel. She might hit one of your rank pretty hard if allowed to act.
-The Mage, the Assassin, and Delsin have been given Divine Shields. Like the ones the Rallying Blade gives.
-The Mage will nuke the center if not killed.
To top it off, all foes in the battle are taking 20% less damage for the time being. Have fun.

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 02:24:00

ewa

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 04:14:00

Auth shakes his hand, condensing all the blood on his skin into a mere small orb. Even though he's a Vampire, he dislikes blood. So he places in in a cube of ink. And places that in his pocket. He knows someone who might want it. But before he can give it to them, Auth needs to prepare some things. He looks around. The Masters have slinked off... somewhere. He sees nine sets of footprints, going in nine different ways. Auth knows the Masters will be back, so he meanders around Zone 4 for a little while.

Starting by passing by Marron, Toast, The Operative, Chloe and everyone else. Marron has shoved Chloe into lava.

Excuse me.

Auth looks at Ette, and Chloe.

Your sister... died? My god... I'm... I'm so sorry.

Memories of an almost-albino girl with blonde hair flood in. Auth's twin sister, Alicia. Outside the Mindscape, a massive Space Dragon Library is celebrating her success at fixing something major.

Auth looks sadly at Marron.

I understand if you do not want to talk to anyone barring Toast. About what happened. If you wanted to talk so someone about it though, I'm perfectly willing to lend an ear to you if you want to tell the story.

Auth kneels down to Marron, and says some things intended to be comforting. This intention can be easily heard in his voice. Afterwards, Auth stands up, before The Operative does what he does.

Excuse me, Mr. Operative! That is quite impolite, and you could have killed her with that wrist slash. Don't do that, please! I ask that you be more understanding of Miss Marron's distaste for Miss Elem, for that context is... fair.

CRAFTING: VALENTINE'S CHOCOLATE:

Used: 10 MP, Halloween Candy (xall), Generic Chocolate Treat (also all).

Effect: Consumable, restores 4 HP. 3 can be eaten/turn.

Auth stands up, then heads over to the Tea-house, where he had a kitchen set up. He pulls out pots, some trays and baking paper. Auth also collects all the Halloween Candy. It's outdated. He decides to turning into something more... thematic. Using his MP, he summons several cocoa beans, sugar, and milk. Auth puts the beans into a tray, and then puts them into a preheated oven. Twenty minutes later, Auth takes them out. He opens up all the shells, allowing the edible bean part out back onto the tray. The shells all go in a bin. Auth removes the husks from the chocolate with a spoon, having placed all the beans into a pot. Auth pulls out a juicer. He slowly pours all the cocoa beans into the juicer, collecting Cocoa liquor and removing the remaining husks.

Auth collects some cocoa butter, having missed it when he collected other ingredients. He has a ton of sugar, so he's good to go there. He takes some milk powder, equivalent to the cocoa liquor, and melts down the cocoa, and butter. Auth puts the melted chocolate-ish things into a grinder, and adds the sugar and milk powder. He sets it to go. Now, normally it takes ten hours to grind properly, but Auth can't wait for that long for chocolate to be made, so TIME MAJIKS accelerate it to it being ready. It remains liquid the whole time. Auth then ensures the chocolate liquid is of an appropriate temperature, before pouring some of it out onto the bench. He works it with a spatula he had laying around. Auth slowly adds more chocolate, as the stuff he's working becomes cold and difficult to work. He continues that until it becomes difficult to work again, returning it to the bowl with the hot, melted chocolate. It's the right temperature.

Auth cleans the beginning pot, before tipping the halloween candy into it. He uses the heat to gently melt the candy into a sugary, tasty goo. He does not have too much to do here, so he pulls out a heart mold. Lots of them. He carefully pours a little of the candy goo into the hearts, allowing them to reset into the heart shapes. Auth takes the heart-shaped candy, and encases each individual one in chocolate. He has enough, so allows everything to reset. After finishing, Auth collates all the chocolate. Into a massive pile. It's big. Auth takes one piece from the top of the pile, and eats it.

It's sweet, and is hard, though not so hard it can't be eaten. It tastes nice to Auth, even though he isn't really a sweet tooth. Auth takes off his coat, before...

CRAFTING COMPLETE!

Wait, hang on, someone else is coming. It's... Mr. Apples! With a completely clean robe, okay.

He's carrying a pot. With a flower in it.

Delicious Friend!

Mr. Apples. I was just about to summon a friend of mine, what's up?

I discovered something! I'd bet you can use it, we smelt you cooking!

And what would that be, Mr. Apples?

Ta-da!

Mr Apples reveals the contents of the flower pot to Auth. A tall flower, a crimson rose, with a child's face in the bloom.

The... Exceptional Rose!

Auth staggers back a little. He knows Mr. Apples doesn't mean anything by it, but still...

I... hm.

Thank you. I...

Auth picks the bloom off the flower. Quickly, decisively. There's no sound from it.

Only one thing I can think of with this.

Auth places it on the cooking bench. His intention is simple. Crystallize it in sugar. It's simple to do.

CRAFTING: SUGARED FLOWER

Used: Honestly, 15 MP is it. I want to make things, but material is nonexistent.

Effect: Restores 5 MP. Can be used to confirm any given ship, so long as person X gives it to person Y.

Auth grabs an egg, cracking it open. Auth takes out a dish, and takes great care to ensure that only egg white is put into the dish. Auth also takes a bowl, and pours sugar into it. A soft-bristled paintbrush is what Auth next takes from the bench. Carefully, Auth paints the entire thing with the egg white, ensuring the bloom stays in pristine condition. Auth slowly and carefully sets down the fragile bloom, next to the bowl of sugar. Auth promptly dips the flower into it, coating some of it. The insides of the flower are difficult, however, so Auth picks up the bowl, and carefully sprinkles sugar between the petals, so every single petal is covered in sugar. Auth sets the sugared bloom on a plate, which he promptly covers in sugar. And strawberry sauce, because... I dunno. Reasons. Auth accelerates time around that flower by an hour, allowing the sugared flower to set.

Valentine's Day was recently. This should make a good gift for someone to give to someone else.

CRAFTING COMPLETE

Auth takes the pile of chocolates, and puts them in blue boxes. A whole bunch of them.

Auth doesn't package it yet, but...

Hey Roxxanne!

Auth calls for his friend. Who he knows has a MASSIVE sweet tooth. He hopes she hears his call. I'm going to assume she does.

Roxxanne, I have something for you to try.

Auth walks past his blood-soaked jacket, to the stack of boxes full of chocolate.

Here, would you try these? I made them... Oh, they're thematic, because Valentine's Day was recently. That's why the shape is... what they are.

Auth waits for Roxxanne to eat the chocolate.

Have as much as you like. I made a lot.

Auth fails to realize that A BATTLE HAS STARTED. When he does, he picks up his sword and dashes to the battle... forgetting his coat. Auth, in a white shirt and black vest, spawns in on I7, and instantly moves to J10. He swings his blade South-East, applying Cosmogone to The Operative, Glitch Skeleton, The Scale Serpent, The Tem Hero and Dirtbag Number 13. Auth then summons an Ink Specter back where he was, and phases into it.

What did you think, Roxxanne?

(wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
(I don't think these are good enough for crafting, especially the latter one, but I try.)

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 06:44:00

Roxxor confirmed.
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"[BASS-BOOS+ED LOUD NIGRA NOISES]"
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HealerX spawns at I7, moves to K7, Manacannons Epsilon-Delsin, blasts him again (with the LERailgun), and retreats to I8.

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 11:31:00

Toast receives a severe case of Melody, from me.

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 17:16:00

Sup.

~~

>Toast: Poker face.
Oh yeah, he'll be here in a minute or two.
...I'm sure he's just doing a dramatic entrance or something.

~~

Okay, we have a few important things that people need to do. Some I have already addressed directly, and thus won't be in this post.

@Teag, after I attack, could you Melody me? That way I will be able to hit Placebo twice, and then a few others will be able to finish him/her/tem off.

@Mari, spawn on Lyra's head at F7, then move to E3 and beam right.

If you have no idea what to do, just attack something random.

As a result of Massacre, Toast's wings now better resemble tattered banners rather than phoenix wings, and have taken on a shade of crimson. Additionally, a strip of red war paint has appeared above and below each of her eyes and across her eyelids, giving her an otherwordly look.

She moves to E9, then uses Whir Up-er!, this time with Ice! Using her second action, she whacks the Placebomodder with the pointy end of the Jadesaw. After being Melody'd by Teag, she absolutely beans the Placebomodder, slashing him another two times!

Originally posted on 2017-02-18 23:50:00

move to j7, throw dynamite fish at L7, use Absurdly Powerful Magicks on Epsilon-Delsin.

Originally posted on 2017-02-19 02:56:00

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Try to kill the Mage and/or Placebomodder. While have a plan to get rid of Placebomodder this turn, if the Mage lives, we will be [big][big]EXPLOSION![/big][/big] 'd at the center and hit for a lot of damage, while the Placebomodder will get Chloe to harm somebody. Neither of these situations are preferrable.

MOVE: E8
APPLY Glitched TO Placebomodder
RETREAT: D11

Originally posted on 2017-02-19 03:19:00

As DarkSide wakes up, he realizes that he's missed quite a bit. Though he doesn't dwell on it, and while he was worried about the possible state of the team's morale, heads off to the battle to murder someone. Right after putting his 3 skillpoints into AGI. Gotta get that stat back up.

He spawns in at (I8) while in Chair Form, slides over to (L9), and Trueforms to whatever damage would kill Epsilon at this point. If Epsilon would die, he takes it's place at (M8).

If the Placebomodder wouldn't be at 1 HP by the end of the Player turn, then Dark changes course, spawning somewhere (again, still in Chair Form), walking up to the Placebomodder, and hitting him, using up a Trueform as necessary to secure damage. Then, I let the Operative attack.

Originally posted on 2017-02-19 03:30:00