Are you for real, another ghostpage?

Originally posted on 2017-01-31 12:57:00

now why'd he have to go and do that?
G-crystal to J-13
DBN12 use inception on 13-I
I attack ornstien and retreat to 12-G- if i read my stats wrong move to 12-G, attack ornstien, retreat to 13-F.

Originally posted on 2017-01-31 23:25:00

Chlorin shoots the Glitch Skeleton and retreats to F14.

Originally posted on 2017-02-01 01:35:00

In the battle, Operative proceeds to move to K9-

"Oh, Ornstein, orny orny Ornstein~ Is that a weakness to Electric element that I see there? I think that's a weakness to Electric element that I see there!"

Ornstein proceeds to have precisely half of a millisecond to brick his pants before he's suddenly set upon by an electricity-surrounded Operative. AKA, the one thing you do not want to be set upon by if you have a weakness to electricity. If it'd do more damage, then Operative just overrides his own enchant weapon buff to make use of that weakness to electricity more, but if it doesn't actually benefit him, he probably won't do it. Then, once Ornstein has had time to realize that ow that hurt, Operative has already vanished, moving back to uwotM8.


Not-in-battle Operative nods to Chloe, makes a quick promise to her that he'll figure something out by talking to Chaos about it, clarifies that actually the other descendants are just a bunch of self-serving arses that happen to have a common interest makes a vague noise in terms of whether the other descendants are his friends, and pauses. He seems unsure what to do now.

Originally posted on 2017-02-01 16:04:00

I roll back to H14 before meditating then Temcey being as a dumbass moves to G10 and meditates itself.

I put Healmore on my TMR skill-list

Originally posted on 2017-02-01 20:36:00

I move to C9, and whack the Glitch Skeleton.

Originally posted on 2017-02-01 21:02:00

MOVE: J8
APPLY Badly Poisoned IN DIRECTION South
RETREAT: M5
TURN END

Originally posted on 2017-02-02 01:20:00

<TURN TWO-HUNDRED AND TEN>
Not much to cover in this part of the dop today. Anyway...

Oriko decides to join the battle at Anor Londo, transforming into riko for some reason. Outside of the battle, The Operative nods to Chloe, and then suddenly becomes unsure as to what to do.

ga: If you really have nothing to do, you could simply come fishing with me.
ga: I mean, you might need a fishing rod that's capable of fishing in lava to join me. We could share the rod, though.

She then manages to pull up a Golden Crate.

ga: Oooh, nice!
ga: Here; you can also open this box.

Pricey then equips Healmore. That's it for this part of the update!

<BATTLE: ANOR LONDO, TURN FIVE>
There's been 5 deaths this turn (mostly summons), but Ornstein's been RNG'd a 50% weakness to Ice! Abuse this chance, and blow a hole in him! Also be sure to revive your fallen members, and find a way to deal with all that poison. Or it'll kill all of you. Kill all of you very dead.

Originally posted on 2017-02-02 02:00:00

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEED
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HealerX moves to G15, revives Auth on I14, and retreats to E16. No Manacannon smackdown this turn.

Originally posted on 2017-02-02 07:44:00

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Originally posted on 2017-02-02 23:03:00

((For the turn posted above, again.))
Mabuz will use Guard! Wew.

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 02:55:00

Auth flies through the air as he is hit by an Arrow.

Gah! I... think a visit to... the boat... man is... [small]in...[/small] [small][small]order...[/small][/small]

Auth collapses, and drifts into sleep.

splash

A rocking sensation. Murmurs, a clicking sound.

OH, A NEW ONE.

Ouch. Not quite.

A black cloaked figure turns to face Auth. He is now on a slow boat, passing a dark beach on a quiet river.

OH, AUTHOR. LONG TIME, NO SEE. WHY ARE YOU HERE? I THOUGHT YOU DRANK HISPERIDEAN CIDER?

Died on the Surface, annoyingly.

BLAST. CAN I DO ANYTHING TO HELP YOU THERE?

My body is currently somewhere which required intervention by someone nearby. Nothing can be done from here.

BAH. HOW ABOUT A GAME WHILE YOU WAIT THEN?

Come on, good sir. You know you'll lose.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

Auth stares at the Boatman.

JUST PLAY. CAN YOU BE WHITE FOR A CHANGE?

It's almost like you want to lose.

The Boatman sighs. The Board is set.

Auth sits at the White Side, the Boatman at Black.

Their game end with Auth victorious, after a long fought duel of black and white, bone and ink. Auth knew the game was over twenty moves before the Boatman conceded. Auth knocks the king into the boat.

BASTARD.

You wanted the game.

QUIET, YOU.

Cyan uses Revive on Auth.

Oh, well. I'd love to beat you in chess again, but I must leave.

Auth is enveloped in a sudden light, returning to his body. The Masters appear to have expressed zero worry. Auth stares at the hole in his coat and shoulder.

Come on, now, this is my favourite coat.

Auth shows no distress at the hole in his shoulder, merely filling it in with ink, which then colours to look...

normal...

holy gorilla he just sealed a massive wound with ink.

It's nothing to worry about, Roxxanne. Mr. Pages was going to ask if we were in a relationship. Auth glares at Mr. Pages.

Mr. Pages looks aside, slightly embarrassed at being called out.

Auth catches Roxxanne's eyebrows lowering. He isn't sure how to take it.

Uh. Roxxanne, was that really necessary? I... uh, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Auth stops to think as to whether Roxxanne means anything by it. Sometimes, he struggles to get a read on her.

What you did, exactly, was you stopped me from having a total mental breakdown. Thank you.

Auth moves from I15, where he was respawned, to G15. He sprays more Irrigo up, onto Soup, Picey and Dirtbag No. 12.

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 04:16:00

"Looks like I'm the tankiest person alive at the moment. I'll be getting out of your faces."
I move to (H3) and kinda just do paperwork on the table for the turn. Hey, someone's gotta do it eventually. Thank goodness for conveniently appearing pens.
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DarkSide's Shade managed to hear Operative and Chloe talking about needing another fishing rod, maybe.
"I would gladly make another one. It's one of my better creations. Unfortunately, while I could improvise with the Silkweed and the few fish that we have left... we're out of hallowed bars. Cobalt ain't gonna cut it for our purposes, and the rest are simply too good for weapon crafting. Too low of a melting point for the Cobalt and anything common. There's a reason the bars can be made in a simple Hellforge."
Then, something hits him.
"...Actually, it's kind of weird that the stuff you can get from Golden Crates normally... yeesh, we've got some serious discrepancies here. Hopefully there's something like Adamantite in that crate you just fished up. Then I'll get to work on another rod. 'Cause I simply can't use the Mindscape's version of Titanium, and anything lower's just too easy to melt. Actually, hold on..."
He checks out the obviously fake "Mythril" Ingots. If they are what he thinks they are (that being the Terraria variant), then they just might be usable. (Watch me find an actual Mythril in there. Just watch.)

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 04:34:00

Chlorin moves to G11, shoots Ornstein, and RETREAT! RETREAT!s back to G13.

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 05:39:00

Alt goes and checks out the Axe Tree. She 'picks' an axe from the tree, and checks to see if it is any different from the axe she or Toast put in. Either way she opts to lean against the tree and read the book Ette gave on hand-waving.

~~

Toast glides to J8, and remains there until Roxxanne comes along. When she does so, she uses regular Melody on her, then retreats to I6. In the meantime, she chucks a Life Bottle at K9, then pulls Jon out of the puddle formed by it.

I still have no idea how that thing works.

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 07:39:00

DBN12 uses inception on 12 H
newly summoned glitch shard attacks ornstien.
I cast portal.

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 14:21:00

well that was stupid

I faceplant into the ground and wait to be revived.

I smack Ornstein, and then get the hell out of dodge. Or get the hell to J8.

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 20:52:00

"Keukeukeu...somebody picked the wrong time to have an ice weakness."

MOVE: J8
APPLY Glitched IN DIRECTION South
RETREAT: M6

TURN END

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 23:06:00

Roxxanne cheers on her successful re-thingy-ing of Auth (she doesn't appear to quite understand what was going on). "Hooray! I did a thingy, colon three!" She merely colon-threes her way through the rest of the conversation, only stopping to stoop her eyebrows low and mischeviously when Auth rejects the idea of Roxxor being a thing, probably just to torment him.

In-battle, Roxxanne rushes to K9 and, considering Meledy boosts are forthcoming, Roxxanne proceeds to do the rare and highly dangerous quadruple frost punching attack on Ornstein. Roxxanne will also toss in Heaven Breakers if Ornstein manages to dip below 25% HP, which may or may not happen, for the juicy additional DPS. Roxxanne will back off to L7 afterwards.

The Temmie Hero steps to I10 and uses Spinning Flakes, devastating Ornstein and the Anor Archer 2. Tem moves back to their previous position. The Glitch Skeleton moves to L9 and pegs Anor Archer 2.

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 23:59:00

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Originally posted on 2017-02-04 00:01:00