Ghostpage again? Huh. Oh well. I wonder how many times I can nab pageclaim...

Originally posted on 2016-12-20 04:13:00

>WALKTHROUGH UPDATED!

New Entries:
-Mari!Xavier

-Chloe's Build
-Marron's Build

-Scalebrine

-Skeletron Prime Mask
-Crimson Serpent Robes
-Medal of True Heroism
-Ammonomicon
-Cracked Shell
-Shard Bulk

-Cobblestone
-Redstone
-Bottled Bottled Water

-Magical Tome

Originally posted on 2016-12-21 03:51:00

I grab 2 Gold Ingots, a bunch of Silkweed, about 5 Souls of Fright, and a Yarn Ball, as well as about 5 gels. I grind up the gold ingots and set the gold powder aside, then scrape the mana powder off my robes into the gold powder. I then take the glitch gels and separate one. And then I separate another. And another. And do this like 2 more times offscreen. I then mix the non-glitch gels into the golden mana powder, making golden paint.
I put the golden paint aside for a bit while I knit the Yarn Ball into a nice ribbon and the Silkweed into a pretty-looking present box, and then put the Bonus Round Orb Zone Three into it alongside 5 Souls of Fright before tying it up with the ribbon and shaking it thoroughly, like an overexcited kid. I then use some paints I pulled out of nowhere to paint a skull onto the surface, creating a Naughty Amalgam Present. ...This is going to go terribly if it works. I shove it under the Christmas tree and address it to the party. Because why not.
Terrible ideas aside, I weave some more silk from silkweed, rapidly disenchant 50 vanilla mage robes, funnel the sheer magic power into the gold paint, and weave some silk robes together before carefully dying the entire robe with gold.

Originally posted on 2016-12-21 07:53:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT>
The Author takes a moment to upgrade the Skeletron Prime Mask into the Skeletron Prime Helmet for Roxxanne, using 1 Cardboard, 5 Durasteel, 10 Titanium, 10 Souls of Fright, and a single Circuit Board, which Glitch Temmie lends to you because you're fresh out of them. It looks like it spawns normal skeletons due to the GM being lazy for some unknown reason, but you doubt they'd be much different from Mechanical ones. You then opt to project some salt. Chaos picks up on this salt.

cc: oh no i'm sorry you ©an'(t) hang with your gf
cc: oh noooooooooooooooo.
cc: wha(t)ever.

Joe then opts to shave off the extra spell cost reduction from his item, finally properly intergrating himself into the game. I also decide to buff it. Heavily. Don't worry about the trouble; it's all good now. Anyway, a more formal welcome to the game is in order. Welcome! As per usual, I'll create your "battle stats" when you actually join a fight, but that's it for now. Go join a fight or something; like the one that'll be starting later this update! Toast then gives her request to Marron.

tc: Okay, fixing up your special won't be possible, but upgrading your chainsaw should be possible.
tc: I'll need to see it for a bit, though.

You pass her the Jadesaw, and show her a latch to open to access the upgrading panel. She examines the upgrade modules, and notices that you're lacking one of the Psychic and Air Element.

tc: Hm, I'll get you... one of those upgrades. Just to keep you guessing.
tc: Thanks for coming over. Hopefully I'll get it done by then!

She clears her bed of some leftover fabric, and gets to work. You then opt to mush together a vial of Purple Solution, a Diamond, 3 Medical Herbs, and a Hallowed Bar, creating some Green Solution. You then paint some trees with it as Soup cuts them down, obtaining 80 Oak Logs. 500 Wooden Planks are then sent to the Temmies. You could probably get more logs if you went absolutely ham on them with a creative action. You then walk up to Chairitomb. Chaos greets you through the robot's interface.

cc: hello again
cc: ...
cc: so, i guess we're almost done here, aren'(t) we?
cc: only ©hairi(t)omb s(t)ands be(t)ween your friends and i
cc: ...
cc: maybe i should jus(t)...

Chairitomb steps to the side, and remains motionless for a few seconds. The moment you take a step forward, it lurches back in front of the gate.

cc: nope.
cc: ©an'(t) le(t) you (t)hrough
cc: i've pu(t) (t)oo mu©h work in(t)o all of (t)his
cc: ...
cc: (t)his be(t)(t)er be a si©k penul(t)ima(t)e boss figh(t)

Chairitomb thrusts it's blade out towards you. It narrowly misses, leaving a trail of sparks as it flies. The mecha takes a fighting stance, blade out in front.

You are accosted (again) by...





Darkside then makes an actual Hotline Fishing Hook using 2 Hallowed Bars, 4 Flarefin Koi, 7 Obsidifish, a Cinder Log, and a Yarn Ball. You then decide to make Chloe a present; the Flarefin Fishbowl. You place it under the tree, then make an Obsidifish Fishbowl and keep it with you for good luck. You then proceed to catch an Obsidian Swordfish (a weapon), as well as 5 Flarefin Koi, 9 Obsidifish, and two Golden Crates. Lucky you. Chlorin then decides to vandalize some books, obtaining 12 Leather from the two books.

Insert then decides to hold off from making the Naughty Amalgam Present. In fact, you should probably use common sense vote as to whether you want to do it or not.

...meanwhile, Chloe finishes her present, carefully places it within a box, and carries it over to the tree. It's about a quarter the size of the Operative's katana in terms of size. Seeing a new present addressed to her, she decides to get to work on her last presents... for Darkside, and Roxxanne! Ette then walks over to the tree, and lays down a gift for Toast. She gives it a little pat before walking away.

<BATTLE: THE PARK, TURN ONE>
8 / 10

<BATTLE: FINAL GATE REDUX, TURN ZERO>
Welcome back to Chairitomb! Surely, you've figured out how to disable Chairitomb by this point, right? If you haven't... maybe go ask for some help with that. That'd be a good idea.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 00:59:00

yay a dop

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 01:00:00

@Auth: the jig is up dude
we all know you're in love with roxxanne
just admit it man

@Angel: Instead of watching RWBY, why not watch Red vs. Blue? IMO it's the best RT web series ever. Of all time. But seriously. WATCH RWBY ALREADY.

@Chaos: You silly goose, that's Joe, not Jon!
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HealerX moves to D7, hits a random living enemy in range, and retreats to B5.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 02:59:00

@cyan
No.

I join the chairitomb battle at G11, activate dogsong, move to d9, poke Gblaze, retreat to f9


I open a golden crate.

I then take 2 Ghost Yarn, and weave it into 20 silk and 5 ectoplasm. Somehow. I then craft a rather dark present with a black skull using the silk, take 2 leather and craft a purple ribbon to go with the present, and then imbue it with 5 souls of Fright, before taking 20 hollowed logs and somehow sacrificing them, giving the resultant Naughty Present a extremely cold feel.




Originally posted on 2016-12-22 03:11:00

If you're not in a fight already, feel free to join Charitomb, it has an infinite cap. For tactics, don't hit his main body. Instead, focus damage on the four modules on his corners. Once those have been destroyed, Charitomb will be disabled. Besides that, there's not much to say on this fight that hasn't already been covered in the last encounter with our favourite big old chair mech.

Toast moves to L8 and Revs with Fire.

Alt asks Ette what Marron would want as a gift, and Marron vice versa, somehow without letting the other know.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 05:35:00

Teag throws his 3 points in to MMP for now and joins the Chairitomb fight, obviously.
He spawns at H11, hides at H10, does ()Turn, and buils a Sentry for 11 MP at I9.
MISSILE FUN TIME GO
Teag2 goes and loots the treasure chest inside the alcove in the Outer Wall in Zone 3, if nobody has actually done that yet.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 05:59:00

The Operative proceeds to get irritated at the Scale Beast, quickly finishing it off with a quick katana smack, then uses the mechanics of DTGC to let himself run all the way up to C4, already preparing to cut down the next Scale Beast.

"These beasts are mildly annoying at best."

He also gives the Walkthrough a quick glance, noting a specific section of interest... Unfortunately, due to real life matters, I'm probably not the best person to do a craftpost right now since the internet here might end up cutting out, which would be very unfortunate. And I don't want to burn through the limited amount too quickly.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 06:34:00

I join the chairitomb battle
assuming you start on the blue squares, i head from J-11 to J-9
cast summon using 10 mp at 6-j

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 11:02:00

I enter the Final Gate Battle at L11.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 15:18:00

Alright, time to make a cool new hat.
So we'll need some canvas which we can make using the 3 yarn balls we ha-
. . .
ARE YOU-

Chlorin promptly blows up due to rage.

Chlorin, after respawning, realizes he already has a Cowboy Hat to use.

Chlorin follows Starbound logic and forges a ring out of 1 Titanium Ingot. He then uses 5 more Titanium Ingots to create a visor, which he welds onto the ring.

He puts this item onto his head, as well as the Cowboy Hat.

Outlaw Hat created.



After this, Chlorin enters the Chairitomb fight, spawning at M11 and then rushes N9.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 16:54:00

I join the Charitomb fight and move to K8.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 18:29:00

I spawn at G12 in the Park and do a Temtwo to spawn my clone as I12

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 19:46:00

Oriko rejoins this game, causing somebody to cry in despair, probably. She invests her 15 of her 17 freaking skill points into AGI, leaves the remaining 2 for later, before switching to Shard forme. She then waltzes into Chairitomb at M11, moves to K9 and snipes the Cannon slot, before retreating to L10.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 19:50:00

"So, this is it, then. We just have to shut off this machine and we're mostly good to go.

Doesn't seem that complicated..."

ENTER Final Gate
SPAWN: G11
MOVE: C9
ATTACK: Glitch Blaze
APPLY Sleep
RETREAT: D9

"Try me."

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 21:23:00

I move to C5 and whack Scale Beast #1.

Originally posted on 2016-12-22 22:44:00

"I am the supreme badass person, Roxxanne! My strength is my crew, and I'm the strength of my crew! It's a feedback loop of awesome!"

Roxxanne proceeds to move to I10, casually double-striking Scale Beast 4 for the kill. She then Guards, as presumably Meditate is a full action. Her Scale Serpent will follow up on Jondanger by moving to D5, then smacking the Scale Beast 1 for the kill, then retreating to C6. The Temmie Hero will Tembow the Scale Beast 2, then move up to J5 and use Spinning Flakes, again. This may Kill Scale Beast 2, it has a lot of damage.

Next turn we have to kill the Scale, so hopefully all four Scale Beasts are dead.

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 01:25:00

will the ghostpages ever end? find out next time on dtg:chaos

Originally posted on 2016-12-23 19:21:00