I move to I8 and Mindcrush Xi.

Originally posted on 2016-12-08 06:14:00

The buff having expired, Toast returns the guns to their original state. She spins them around her index fingers, then flourishes. The guns seems to shift as she spins with them, and eventually merge, transforming back into the scythe we all know and love.

Toast moves to I9, and presses the second button of Nightmarron, using whatever pops out to attack Xi somehow.

She then pretends to dial a phone.
Beep beep boop boop beep boop beep beep. Hello? Is this the Krusty Krab?
...
...Patrick. Well, Patrick, could you find some way to evacuate the spooky skeleton man named Mabuz to safety? Cheers.
She then pretends to hang up, and instead attaches a helium balloon to him, causing him to float away from the battle.

Originally posted on 2016-12-08 06:34:00

I move to F12, and shoot the Axe Arm. The bullet then deals the overflowing damage to the OSP rightly behind it.

Originally posted on 2016-12-08 14:05:00

Delta. Just. Leaves. He doesn't know how to simply "leave", all he knows is that he just leaves.

Originally posted on 2016-12-08 19:42:00

MOVE: K10
ATTACK: Wither Skeleton
APPLY: whocaresit'snotlikethey'llsurviveanyway
RETREAT: L8
TURN END

MOVE: M5
ATTACK: 2nd Skeleton
TURN END

Originally posted on 2016-12-08 23:31:00

The Operative decides to dash down to... well, anywhere in range 1 of OSP, then smack it right in the teeth with his katana.

"Chloe, can you get in range to use that axe form functionality? I think it'd help a fair bit with finishing off this bonehead here."

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 00:12:00

I simply move to (G12), cast a cheeky heal on OSP, and "retreat" to (G13), and leaving the battle.

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 00:55:00

Teag does something. I have no idea what.
D O P

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 01:03:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND NINETY-THREE>
Roxxanne then addresses Mari about why she should stay a female. And yes, I'll just be calling her Mari now.

ut: I can see your point...
ut: But once we're done here, let me be my proper gender again!

You then mention something about looking at yourself.

ut: ...
ut: You do that daily, don't you.
ut: Why do you keep bringing up stuff like this!?

She looks at you dismissively, then turns away.

ut: And yes, I know how to use the toilet!
ut: How dumb do you think I am!?

Toast then calls for an evacuation order on Mabuz. He's promptly taken away by balloon, which is then blown to the MW Anti via sheer dumb luck. Delta then "leaves", standing in the corner of the MW Anti, along with all the other AFK'ers. Teag then decides to do something; this something involves placing his head between two pieces of bread, making an idiot dop sandwich.

Meanwhile, the Moralsphere in the inventory begins to spark; you should probably give it to something before it explodes.

<BATTLE: FOE RUSH ZONE THREE, TURN TEN>
This arena is going to keep flooding until Xi drowns you all, or you kill him! Be careful now; there's a load of water! Stay away from the water, unless you want to take (7-10) damage to the face, along with whatever else Xi throws at you!

<BATTLE: CREATURE TESTING CHAMBER, TURN SEVEN>
Origin Skeletron Prime dies in perhaps the least climatic way possible; exploding into boring mechanical giblets. The Soul of Healing goes along with it, bursting outwards like a firework, sending sparkles throughout the room. Chloe expresses joy at the relatively simple victory, standing atop what used to be the chrome forehead of Skeletron Prime.

ga: Yay! We did it!
ga: That was actually pretty fun! Even though I got bruised a little. But it's nothing, don't worry. [small][small](Colon three, hehehehe.)[/small][/small]
ga: I assume that we'll be off to fight Chairitomb now?

She leaps off the corpse as it fades into nothingness. Anyway, you're now free to go and do what you please; maybe go and assist with Xi, or go and vandalize a statue? I can't control you; go do something productive! And spend your skillpoints.

...Chloe also takes this time after battle to ask the Operative something.

ga: Hey, could I see your katana for a sec?
cc: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ga: I-I-I mean like your weapon! The ninja-sword thing.
[small][small]ga: gorilla off, Chaos.
cc: okay[/small][/small]
ga: 'Christmas' is coming up, and well, I'd like to upgrade it for you!
ga: It's not actually really Christmas, but Chaos has been having holidays at these strange, sporadic dates.
ga: I figure that it'd be fitting to get you something nice~

She opts to stick around the Creature Testing Chamber for a bit, waiting for a response.

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 01:04:00

FIRST
HA
S A N D W I C H

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 01:07:00

I outright nuke the encryption on Chaos: Mind Control, before replacing it's code inside the Infinite Power Generator with Nuclear Throne.
I then move to H8 and use Guardian, before retreating to F8
Dog: Move to i6, and HORRIBLY RIP OFF XI'S FACE

Battlefury's clone proceeds to drop in quicky into the Creature Testing Area.

cp: actually we still have to melt down chaos's duracrap statue
cp: this will summon the ninth scale
cp: and presumably a wide variety of beasties
cp: but yeah expect that

@Marron. Your special. The infinite power generator. Horseface's face. Go.

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 01:30:00

I put 5 points into MP, chug my Estus, and mindcrush Xi again.

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 04:09:00

I buy and equip an energy circlet, take 3 points out of SPC, put 3 points into INT, 3 into HP, and 2 into MP.

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 05:06:00

All riiiight! Let's do this! My weapon's final form is about to be unleashed!

INPUT: Night's Bladed Seat, Potions of Regen (x<whocaresthey'reinfinite>), Hallowed Bars (x15), Mythril Ingot (x1), Titanium Ingot (x1), Diamond (x5), Liquid Blarkness (x5), Darkness (x2), Other Grave Fragments (x1), Phase Matter (x2), Ikea's Disembodied Head (x1), Souls of Fright (x10), some blood (HP) (x25)

Ooooh boy. This is gonna be a doozy! Sit tight!

I check to see if the materials required for this upgrade are there and accounted for, by taking them out of the inventory and laying them all down on a conveniently placed table, putting them in flasks as necessary for safe-keeping. I also gear myself up for the occasion, 'cause I'm working with exceptionally dangerous substances here. Namely, multiple layers of hazmat suits and masks, anti-element barriers, and player anchors to prevent teleportation. I do this after I let myself bleed a bit into a vial.

I first take the Mythril Ingot, and cut it into 4 pieces; 2 were more or less two of the corners of the ingot, and the rest was split in half. Mythril dust was flung everywhere as a result of the cutting, but because I prepared, it's not a threat.

I take the Hallowed Bars, four Diamonds, one of the large chunks of Mythril, Regen Potions (Doesn't matter how may I take; they're in infinite supply) and half the extracted blood. I mix the blood with the regeneration potions, which mixed about as well as oil and water. Apparently without a host, the blood is useless to the regen potion. So I took it upon myself to infuse the potion into the blood, allowing the mixture to flourish with healing energies and preventing the blood from drying, as if it was all still in a host. With the mixture completed, I proceed to carefully infuse said mixture into the four diamonds, creating beautiful red gemstones, like rubies but a more regal blood red. I do the same for the Mythril chunk (as well as a small Mythril chunk), making it a deep, dark red hue instead of it's normal white/greenish hue.

"Perhaps I could use this Golden Table from the Pirate Invasion as a template..."

I proceed to melt down most of the Hallowed Bars, and cast them into a table-like form with thick, square legs and a thick table top. Nothing fancy... yet. As I said, I'll be using the Pirate Invasion's golden table template for design purposes. I proceed to carefully carve the intricate details of the table into the legs, being certain to make it as pleasing to the eye as possible. Every swirl, every cut, every hollowing-out, done with indescribable precision. While doing all of this, I cut a hole into the sides of the table to place the Bloody Diamonds in. I then fit the diamonds into the slots, and seal them in with some Bloody Mythril. The decor was also fitted with a bit of the mythril, and as you would expect, not enough to remove the engravings, but enough to give them a dark red tint. I polish it with a bit of the leftover regen blood mixture as well as some actual polish, to give it a shine like no other.

Now we move onto the Night's Bladed Seat portion of all this. For this, I take the weapon itself, the other large chunk of Mythril, a Diamond, the other half of the extracted blood, the Liquid Blarkness, and the Darkness. I take the Blood, Darkness and Liquid Blarkness first, and proceeding to infuse them together, the blood becoming pure black and pulsating with dark power. I then take the Diamond and chunk of Mythril (as well as the smaller chunk) and infuse the mixture into them, turning them both a pure black like the blood, with the diamond expelling dark mist and plasma from it, and the Mythril sucking the light out of the surrounding area. It really is a menacing mixture.

I take the Night's Bladed Seat. Before I do anything, I take out the Souls of Might temporarily. With my Soul holding it together, it doesn't lose stability, thankfully.

I proceed to carve brilliant designs revolving around dragons around the legs of the chair. In around the center where the legs meet, I carve a hole in which the Black Diamond will be inserted. I also proceed to spike it's form out a little, resulting in a more menacing look. Like with the Table, I insert its gem, seal it in with some of its Mythril, and put the rest of said Mythril into the engravings, enough to suck the light out of the engravings, but not enough to ruin the engravings altogether. And then I polish it with some of the Blark/Dark mixture (and the padded parts were infused with it instead), giving it one of the most fearful appearances one could ever hope to lay eyes on.

But I can't reliably carry the two comfortably anywhere on my back normally, or anywhere, for that matter. But that's where the Titanium, the remainder of the Mythril and mixtures, Phase Matter, Grave Fragment, and Ikea's Disembodied Head come into play.

I take Ikea's Disembodied Head, and infuse it with the Healing Blood, making it a slight bit brighter than blood red. I then use the Bloody Mythril (Red) chunk, melding it into its head/facial features. I then polish it with the remaining healing blood. Finally, I take half the Phase Matter, and very carefully infuse it into the Table and the head, and equally as carefully, bind the Table and Ikea's Disembodied Head to each other, create a pocket dimension in Ikea's Head for the Table to reside in while not in use, and proceed to test it out. After turning it a certain way to recall and call the table, I know it works.

I would do the same for the Grave Fragment, but it's NOTHING like Ikea's Head, which had table affinity to begin with. So, I carve some draconic runes into it, saying "<Al. Vulom. Faas.>", meaning "Destruction. Darkness. Fear." in the dragon tongue. I insert the Blark/Darkness mixture into these runes, and infuse them into the grave fragment, allowing them to flow with pure darkness. I then cover the rest of the fragment in the Bloody Mythril (Black) chunk, polish it with the remaining Black Blood, and infuse the phase matter; again, carefully; into the Chair and Grave Fragment, binding them to each other, making the pocket dimension for the chair within the fragment, and testing it. Making certain that it works, I become relieved that this is almost done.

I create a bracelet out of Titanium, with slots to put Ikea's Head and the Grave Fragment into. By this time, I've gathered up the Mythril Dust that was just lying around, and infuse it into the bracelet. I proceed to infuse with color the ever-so-classic Yin and Yang into the two sides of the bracelet (except with Red and Black instead of White and Black), and carving two dragons biting the other dragon's tails onto the bracelet. I insert the Dark Grave Fragment into the Red side, and Ikea's Head onto the Black, to complete the 'Yin' and 'Yang', and to create a sort of balance. I polish the bracelet with normal polish, and infuse the Souls of Fright and Might into the Bracelet, to help keep the bracelet in balance, and to provide the chair and table with added power. A few modifications to how the two furniture pieces are summoned from their respective objects for ease of use, and the final upgrade is complete, in a much easier to carry package to boot; a bracelet!

RESULT: Grand Office Doodad (The G.O.D)

Grand Office Doodad: (?-?) Damage, 1 Range, 1 Retreat (MELEE) WEAPON SKILL: Furniture Swap. Can choose between Chair and Table. Changing furniture takes an action.

-Chair: (12-12) Damage (MELEE)(DARK/ELEMENTLESS) WEAPON SKILL: Final Form. Take up to 50% of your MHP as damage. Your next attack deals BONUS damage equal to the life you lost. All of your life can be expended in a kamikaze attempt. Killing something with Final Form restores MP equal to half of the overkill damage dealt.

-Table: (8-9) Damage (MELEE)(LIGHT/ELEMENTLESS) WEAPON PASSIVE: Table Guard. +4 HP regen, Debuffs/DoT effects tick down twice as fast, +1 AC, damage does not scale with anything. Stored Final Forms cannot be used while in this form. [ALTERNATIVELY, only receives half the bonus from Final Forms. Take your pick, O, Balancer of Weaponry.]

Obviously, I equip it immediately, marveling at my craftsmanship as I take off the protective gear. I then apply CritAug to myself, then take a rest at the Alcove to recover. I also put my 5 skillpoints into HP.

@Foe Rush 3: Prepare for me to kamikaze into Xi next turn, if needed! Maybe have someone apply Weakened before/when I enter. Not that it matters anyway. Just kills him quicker, is all.

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 05:47:00

"Excuse me! That's stupid! Do not imply that, ever! Greater than Colon V!" Roxxanne says, cross. "Also, stop acting like I can! That's Lyra's dumb job, and I don't think I'll have any control over her after we get out of here... So go butter up to her, or something. Or just learn that you like being a woman. Heh. B three."

Roxxanne moves to G10 and activate's Scaleform's weapon skill, as the Dark-type damage on the Brain on a Stick and its low damage isn't helping enough. The Knife Temmie stands it ground and bravely stabs Xi in the face for almost no damage whatsoever (though I do have +3 Summon damage so the total should be 7-8), standing there. Brave Temmie! So awesome. The Temmie Archer will scoot up to G11 and for lack of better ideas, Guard.

As Xi is currently within Range 1 of a weak Temmie and an immobile Sentry, who can take the hits, I say that we can cool down a bit this turn on tanking his melee hits.

@Marron: "I like your thinking. Someone get damage boosts on Marron for her special!...NOT the dumb generator! We still need to fix that!"

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 07:02:00

HealerX stops being dead, goes back to the Base, and puts his 3 skillpoints into STR.

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 08:02:00

The Author bows out of the Creature Testing Chamber, as he's no longer needed.

The Author walks past the Foe Rush, and almost decides to step in, before realizing Darkside if probably a better candidate to replace Mabuz.

Also he's already preparing to go there.

So Auth just returns to base, as he's completely useless at the moment.

Auth takes the Origin String that he's been using for a while. It's phenomenally useful.

The Author takes the Neverfade Toxin as well. He realizes that this is a simultaneously useful item. But he can't use both.

Or can he!?!?!?!?

Auth walks over to ToFS.

Erm, excuse me, good sir! If you wouldn't mind, could you lend me a hand?

The Author made the link between the Origin String and Neverfade Toxin: Spiders. A spider could help him fuse them together into something superior.

I wish to fuse these two items together.

The Author presents the Neverfade Toxin and Origin String to ToFS.

They are both Spider Related, so I decided to go to an expert. Should these easily fuse together, or what other items should I be using with them?

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 08:10:00

"Well that was easy."

I moonwalk out of the OSP fight, adding +30 to my Coolness stat.

Not that coolness is an actual stat in this game.

I think.

I then break into the Metallic Shack and steal the radio equipment, lowering my coolness stat by 30.

cuz stealing's bad mkay?

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 21:40:00

Chlorin moves to L8, switches to Scouter Sight, shoots Xi, and retreats to L10.

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 22:33:00

I ask where my character is, as he does not show up on the zone 4 map
EDIT: or zone 3, or zone 2, or zone 1

Originally posted on 2016-12-09 23:46:00