Empty page-spawn again. Zetaboards needs to fix it's trash.

Last Turn

As Roxxanne leaves, The Author summons the Ink Specter from the OSP battle to his side. He clicks his fingers, and the Specter loses it's form. The Author flicks his wrist, and the puddle of ink gains a new form, a Portal. The Author falls into it, back first. He returns to the OSP battle on I-12.

This Turn

Narrowly missing the shot from the OSP and it's Axe Arm, The Author charges towards F11, and aims his Crossbow at everyone. If my basic attack can apply buffs, he applies Blessed to Sunny, Soup, Jon and Healerbot. If not, then Auth only applies Blessed to Soup. The Author then retreats to G12, by flipping between Healerbot and Soup.

Action Complete!

RP time now!

Now that Auth has taken care of his responsibilities, he reforms an Ink Specter to remain behind Soup, while The Author leaves the battle to deal with other things.

Namely, well, Roxxanne's hunger!

The Author predicts that Roxxanne is starving after her battle with Flumpty. Hungry enough to threaten Xavier. So, because The Author cares, he decides to make a meal for her.

Of course, the only food that is in the Inventory doesn't quite fit the bill for being much to look at...

The Author decides that this is preposterous, and will just fabricate the materials himself.

Well, I will do what I need to. Roxxanne will eat like a queen when I have finished!

The Author vows. So the Author moves over to a safe distance from the Teahouse, and sets up for cooking. He summons a Titanium Grill, and loads Cinderwood into the cavity for fuel. He also summons tables and drawers with utensils for him to cook with. While the grill heats up, The Author decides on a menu.

This is that menu:

Entrèe: Pork Blood Sausage
Main: Spicy Grilled Steak
Sides: Salad and Roast Vegeables
Dessert: Chocolate-coated and Toffee Apples

Do not ask where Auth found the ingredients for this. A: He won't tell you. B: Mechanics wise, he never did. This is RP, as seen by the header.

So The Author begins by caramelising onion, then adding a mixture of salt and paprika, then coking until rust coloured. He moves on to dicing pork belly and adding rice. He remembers making this recipe at his old home, and needing to adjust it by removing the garlic. He adds the onion and paprika, and combines everything into a bowl. He carefully puts the mixture into a sausage casing and cooks it for 15 minutes in 160 degree water. He normally would need to leave it overnight, but The Author just covers it in a field, and accelerates time in that field by eight hours. When the sausage comes out, it's been set. So The Author puts it in the grill, for four minutes each side, and it comes out looking and smelling... really really good. The Author cautiously puts it in a sealed container to keep the heat in until he's ready to serve.

The Author also begins to prepare his steak and vegetables. The Author takes a bowl out from a drawer. Into this bowl goes chilli flakes, paprika, Thyme (the herb, not... whatever Roxxanne had earlier), onion powder, salt and pepper. Auth carefully infuses the steak with this mixture, then places the steak on the grill for four minutes on each side. Then The Author decides that it isn't done enough in the middle, so he leaves the steak on a bit longer. In the mean time, The Author collects an assortment of vegetables such as potato, carrot and pumpkin, covers them all in mixed spices, and places them all in a tray. The Author puts the vegetables in, and they cook quickly. The vegetables and steak finish at the same time.

Auth decides it's time to plate up the two cooked dishes. For the blood sausage, he takes a medium sized silver plate, and a knife. The Author cuts the sausage into equally sized, bite sized pieces, and does so until he runs out of sausage. As Auth intends to present that to Roxxanne first, it obviously will remain uncovered so Auth can give it to Roxxanne quickly. For the Main Course, The Author places lettuce and tomato along the bottom of the plate, then places the steak on top of the technically-salad. The Author places a line of roast vegetables along the outside of the steak. The Author covers this, as he wants to make sure the food is still warm when it's presented. The Author also changes into a waiter's uniform, as he is about to perform the duties of one. The Author knocks on the door. If he is allowed to enter The Teahouse, The Author will immediately prepare a table like a real restaurant, down to placing a vase of roses on the table.

If no answer is supplied, The Author will say:

Roxxanne, I come bearing food. Are you in there?

However it happens, The Author will recite to Roxxanne the menu he has committed to his memory. He will place the blood sausage at the table he just prepared, and then will promptly leave the house, and wait exactly seven minutes and thirty-eight seconds. After this precise time period has passed, The Author will take the Main Course, and bring it to Roxxamme exactly eight minutes after giving her the Entree.

Now for the fun part! The Author takes some apples out of a sack, and cuts them up. He places the pieces in a tray, and leaves it on a table. He puts some chocolate and some butter into a bowl, then melts the chocolate on using the heat from the grill. With the chocolate, he covers exactly half the apple pieces. The Author then takes some sugar, puts that in pot a fourth bowl, and heats the sugar until it becomes toffee. And the sugar is still quite liquid, The Author carefully covers the remaining half of the apple slices in toffee. The Author puts the covered apples into a very, very cold fridge, and the coverings set in fifteen minutes, absolutely not due to zThe Author manipulating time around the fridge. Ten minutes pass between the dessert being completed and the dessert being served. But it is.

When The Author leaves the house this time, he feels relieved that Roxxanne should be full, should've had plenty to eat.

If Roxxanne wishes to speak to Auth at any point during the process, all she needs to do is start talking to him, and Auth will listen.

(Phew! Done! I'm happy with this! It's not excessive. At all. Promise.)

Originally posted on 2016-11-26 03:01:00

agree

Me: Poke Crystal Construct 2
Dog: Run to F7, patch quilt on Ette, retreat to E8.


To begin, i melt down 2 Hallowed, 2 Durasteel and 2 Titanium to make 6 Adamantium Ingots, which i quickly forge into a lot of Adamant Bolts. I then take a chisel and 5 diamonds, and crave and cut them into a bunch of tips. I then cover the middle section of the aforementioned bolts in hollowed and cinder bark, consuming 4 cinder and hollowed bark. I then use the reality warping of my staff and robes to magically enchant the diamond bolt tip, before attaching the diamond bolt tips to the aforementioned Adamant Bolts, creating diamond tipped Adamntium Bolts. I then hand over the bolts to Marron, for use with her crossbow.

cp: Xavier, there are multiple reasons to keep marron, from a semi-pragmatic point of view.
cp: Point one: Flexibility. Marron doesn't count for the player cap, just like Gladius and you. That allows for us to get some muscle and general power past the cap without triggering it.
cp: Point two, really a continuation of point one: Relative flexibility. Beyond saving yourself, you don't exactly have the best loadout. It's decent, but your trap skill is useless outside your house, and Beam can hit allies, in addition to being a prime tool to betray us with if it comes to that. Marron, by contrast, has a relatively varied skillset, giving her even more synergy with Ette and allowing for her to move around foes and knock them prone, which is pretty useful in a party of mostly mages.
cp: Point three: An actual presence of loyalty not entirely based on death threats. While you may have nowhere else to go, you have shown yourself to be petty and stupid enough to screw everything up previously, such as every single experiment ever. I doubt you even have actual control over 15 to a decent degree. Marron, by contrast, in this party, has her puppet friend and toast. Toast has been very helpful to her. That alone gives her more reason to not betray us, something she is probably greatly disinclined to do so after she got previously pwned. Granted, one of those could be classified as death threats, but that's still two very good reasons that don't involve death at all to generally not backstab us.
cp: What i'm saying is, back the gorilla off. You aren't getting anywhere with this, and all it might get is a few more wounds for you. Marron has proven to be somewhat more helpful and friendly than you so far, while all you have done is brood and sputter out edgy chat every now and then for us.
cp: We put a lot of effort into recruiting both Ette and Marron. We aren't gonna set up some firing squad and fill Marron's body with assorted projectiles just because the person who just had his house and army wrecked, and who also happens to only be loyal because death threats, said so.
cp: So, give marron some credit and basic human respect, even if you think that what she has gone though is trival. If you can't do that, then have the decency to not whine every other second about her mere existence.
cp:

Originally posted on 2016-11-26 03:04:00

"i argee" - battlefury, probably
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HealerX shoves his new (and cool) skillpoint into the MP stat. He then looks at the Cracked Shell. It seems like a Frenzy Aura on steroids, which are on steroids, which are on steroids, #adinfinitum.
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Pricey is ded. Not big soup rice.
"Look at my utmost concern. Look at it. Oh wait." - Xavier, the biggest n00b in the mindscape
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HealerX moves to G11, shoots the Axe Arm, then retreats to E9.

Originally posted on 2016-11-26 07:25:00

----Egghaus f Horor----

Everyone stop pelting me with things! Get out of here! I haven't forgotten nothin'! This place is gonna go boom!

I'm running out of strength! I can't take everyone with me! Oh nooooooooooo-wait. Like almost all of these are EXE's summons. Uh, I'll take EXE then. Sorry, Freddy! Wait, no I'm not. I hate you too.



I'm leaving you here because, a, you're probably too gud to die to merely an elite mook's suicide, however elite this mook is... And B, you'd raise this game's rating if you had anymore screentime! Heyo, nonfiction! I'm not sure how you would, but if you could send me puppies, that would be amazameing. Pls. I am a very adoriboo and would love to hug you all and give you candy, and play with your kids and puppies and kitties all day! :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 ;3 XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

IN any case, I take EXE in my many, many arms, hugging her tightawey, and then, I blast off! Oh, and I take Auth's note with me. I'm too young for it, but he's a cute. ;3 The Operative's leap here has conveniently allowed him to land on my head so he goes too, I guess. No, he doesn't harm, me, I'm still fulla awesome! I fly away from the Late Flumpty Bumpty's house of Horrors and back to the Teahouse on the Ascent in easy form, almost ready to power down myself and EXE for reasons of OP scale still existing, and having been so since the very first page.

But before I do, I'mma say somethin' to Xavier.

----Battle: Foe Rush 3.----

I answer Xavier. Marron too, I guess. "Well, it's kind of simple, Xavier. You see, you think of Marron as a massive liability. If I thought that, I wouldn't have brought you onboard either, though. So, the answer why I thought that in the first place, is that beforehand, before any of this, I realized I'd have to deal with the near-equally sociopathic, occasionally psychotic, and rarely just plain insane, power hungry Descendants. Here's the second thing you need to know about a Descendant: We're all fucking lunatics, no two ways about it. In all reality, I consider the fact that godmodding wars preserve Ire's stability as nothing short of a miracle. There are some much worse than others, but that's why every WARE has been against us. So, if I thought you were uncontrollable, then I'd have realized that I'd have absolutely no control over anyone here, even the ones that look perfectly compliant! Between the occasionally-belligerent Teag, the effective sadist that is the Operative, the Dog Corruption-obsessed Battlefury, the meme-ridden Healerbot, Insert and Soup the hyper-passive, Oriko the 'tr8tor,' Lyra the cosplay-obsessed reality warper, DarkSide the Blood Knight, Pricey being... Pricey, the outright unpredictable Uroboros, and even having dealt with the one guy we killed or even the hyper-pacifistic Wilson, and even just the other more sane-ish ones? If you thought I was tearing under the pressure of keeping those heads together beforehand, then it would have shown, cores would have been killed on accident, and worse. I'm not, and thus a rather homicidal puppetmaster and you are hardly out of my power. Even I'm not immune! I fall under the same Plucky Anime Girl thing that Lyra does, with considerable life problems that haunt me to this day that make you look a whole lot less of an unbelievable douchebag, and mind you, right now I am currently starving my ass off. To my recollection, I think the most recent form of nutrition I have had for a long time was a single stale cookie. I've occasionally seen Lyra as a walking turkey from mild-to-moderate delirium, and if your hair isn't made of cotton candy naturally, then now's the time to tell someone because that's what I'm seeing back here. Now, Xavier, let's make this clear. That I can hold all of these personalities and more together at once, all of these absolute madman together, and keep them from doing anything I do not want them to do, and indeed successfully command them in battles that we have no right to win... What are your odds if either of you betray us? Or even if you both do? You would be a mild challenge at best. At worst, I'd say you may as well start your attempt by standing on a divinium platter with some forks and knives at the side, because that ought to at least make things slightly more easy after the fight is over in getting a good meal set up. And if you need any further convincing of that..."

Temmie!Roxxanne casually flashes Xavier the Cracked Eggshell, a very clear sign that Flumpty is dead, before putting it back into the inventory.

"... So thank you for asking that question, Xavier. We do like diplomacy, on the whole, you know, rather than wasting hired hands. What a crew we have, colon three!"

No, I'm not saying whether or not any of what I said regarding starving is true, other than I am very hungry. ;3

----The Teahouse----

With that done, we settle down. I stylize EXE's 'nerfed' stats.

EXE: HP: uhh/uhh MP: 65/65. MP Regen: 10 per turn. Move: 3, ignore ZoC (she TPs). Attack: 10-10, 2, 0.
Resists: Electric (25%). Weak to: N/A
A glitch in every sense of the word. Despite massive nerfs, still kind of cute.
Skill: Construction. Summon a Code Construct in Range 3. 10 MP. Can only have two Code Constructs out at a time.
Skill: Super Construction: Summon a Glitch Construct in Range 2. 25 MP. Can only have one Glitch Construct out at a time.
Skill: Malform. inflict the Glitch status effect on a target entity in Range 3. Lasts for 2 turns. 7 MP.
Skill: Value Transfer. Drain a value of MP equal to the amount of MP you wish to give to a target, plus two. Disables MP regeneration for the turn. (so basically a reskinned Infusion.)
Passive: Malformed Code. EXE does not have HP, but dies upon hitting 0 MP. Basic attacks against EXE hit MP, but EXE has 3 AC against these attacks. Attacks that hit MP and HP at the same time will basically deal double-damage (but the 3 AC still triggers).
Passive: Glitchborn. Yes, EXE is immune to the Glitch Status condition and constitutes a Glitch-Type monster.
Passive: Deja Vu. If a Glitch Construct survives after she dies for 3 turns, it will turn back into EXE at full MP. Can only trigger once per battle.

Code Construct: 8/8 HP. 0 MP. 2 Move. 6-7 ATK, 1 Range, 2 Retreat.
Resist: Electric (25%). Weak to: None.
EXE's standard Code construct. Even lower than a Glitch Zombie. Seriously.
Passive: Unstable. Die within 5 turns or at the end of the battle. If they die due to this passive, EXE restores 5 MP instantly.
Passive: Glitchborn. Immune to the Glitch Status effect, no duh.

Glitch Construct: 16/16 HP. 5/5 MP. 2 Move. 7-9 ATK, 1 Range, 2 Retreat.
Skill: Glitch Eater. Range 1. Remove a target entity's Glitched Status condition. Heal yourself for 5-5 HP times the remaining duration of the status effect. If you have full HP, heal EXE for 3-3 MP times the remaining duration of the status effect. 5 MP. Cannot miss.
Passive: Unstable. Die within 5 turns or at the end of the battle. If they die due to this passive, EXE restores 10 MP immediately. Nullified if EXE dies or is dead for Deja Vu to work..
Passive: Deja Vu. If a Glitch Construct is alive 3 turns after EXE's death, the Glitch Construct becomes EXE (at full MP). This passive works if EXE is dead at the end of a battle but a Glitch Construct is not. This also means they do not vanish instantly. -1 Move while EXE is dead.

Buff-nerf as you see fit, Mr. Nonfictional Irecreeper. I dunno how good she should be! Also, I think you are a cuddle. :3

Oh, while I'm at it, I'mma do things right now. I put a skillpoint into HP and two into MP, and buy a Mythril. I then take a commemorative photo! Memories! Aside from that one really bad one! I'm really just trying to forget that, don't bring it up, please. I'm OK, I just have to depower. We kind of run on the same batteries, kind of, so her potential goes up when mine does... Kinda? I dunno how it works...Ah! I feel like I'mma sneeze soon. I'mma get this done quick.

First, because I am a super ultra power, I take out the necessary and required ingredients. Mythril, one bar! The Epic Summoner Robes that I am technically wearing! Entropic Fragments, for the elemental energies of Chaos that are so useful and interesting around these parts. The Mechanical Worm, for summoning-related shenanigans! Redstone, for additional energy and red dye. :3

First, I touch the Mythril. Because I am still hyped up on Thyme and thus awesome, it immediately turns into a pile of mythril thread! It's like mythril, but in thread form. I proceed to pull it through the Temmie Sewing Kit and sew the Mythril right into the Epic Summoner's Robes, specifically the spider-like pattern from before. I add decals that make the legs look like snake heads, and then use the length of the metallic thread to add in eight tails to the spider, which now more accurately resembles what I look like. Uh, what I really look like, when I get serious. If I haven't taken this form, or aren't using it (it depends, the forms power levels don't really shift too much and I could maintain both at once), I'm not really fighting you seriously... That, or there are space constraints. It depends. I make sure to weave the Mythril Thread alongside the Origin String. Once that step is done, I take the orb from the center of the Epic Summoner Robes and pull it out briefly, depowering the robes for a bit.

I put the orb in the center of the Omnidisciplinary Crafting Station, now set for some powerful arcane runes. I place one Entropic Fragment alongside the orb, and then place the Mechanical Worm into the mix. This would normally be the part where I do some magical chanty thingy, but I've still got some awesome in me so I say, you know what, it would be really awesome if things could just handle themselves for once rather than me having to ask. It would. As I'm in charge of the story right now, what I say goes as long as it's not too major. This means that I just tap the Mechanical Worm, and it reaches out and noms the orb all on its own, in a single bite. It proceeds to glow with a pretty light, elongates into a cute small white metal snake of coolness, and all is well for once.

Now, the Entropic Fragment is a bit more... High-maintenance. Fortunately, it's far more under control than it would be normally. I think. I'm not really using too much power to screw with things as you might think right now, I burned most of that when dealing with Flumpty. Back to the big issue; merging the Mechanical Worm that has just eaten the orb with the Entropic Fragment. The Mechanical Worm seems... Reluctant to approach the Entropic Fragment. Now, fears valid, but I made those awesome runes around the whole thing, the Omnidisciplinary Crafting Station that this process is taking place on. These runes stabilize the Entropic Fragment for purposes of use and empowerment in their base form. In their upgraded form, which I also took the time to make for this moment, the runes also allow for their integration in other things. So, everything should be cool on that front. So, I just kind of assure the Mechanical Worm that. "Hey, it's OK! You'll be a super-awesome after eating that, no downsides. It'll be cool!" I say. Wait... Can it understand me? Uh, I try telepathically messaging it. Wait, it's a robot. Augh, I don't want to strain myself too hard on the thyme powers. Alright, time for a chant, then. Er-hem. "De potestate tenebrarum degradationem, exaudivit vocem meam! Illa ego sum, cui nomen Yamata non Orochi, et tota virtute tua hoc concedas abs te postulo construct! Haec mea voluntas!" There we go! The runes light up with power, and the Entropic Fragment fades into a nice red aura, which surrounds the Mechanical worm. It goes all red and stuff, and viola! It's now a cute red snake thingy. Snakes are cute, and red snakes are cuter, and we all know this. ;3 The Mechanical Worm is now infused with the majestic power of Chaos.

Sometimes, it pays to just not have everything be a federal issue, you know? That's alright.

I carefully grasp the Crimson Serpent and carefully integrate it into the place where the hole was in the Summoner's Robes. I stitch it in with the last of the Mythril thread, to make sure it doesn't wander off somewhere-it'll be using a stronger body soon enough. With that done, now comes the best part! I take the Redstone dust-let's say about 50 units of it. It's all cool for energy stuff, I guess, but that's only part of why I'm using it! It also makes a cool red dye! I quickly get some snow from outside, because it is snowy out there, and melt some of it into water with a quick lighter from the crafting station. Convenient. With that done, I quickly put the samples of Redstone into the Water and mix well, creating red dye! I dye the entirety of my mage robes to my more usual color. It's almost ready now. Allllllllllmost.

I fiddle with my fingernail for a second, breathing a few runes onto it. It briefly encases itself in crystal. Temporary. With that, I prod my new buddy in the center, who's beginning to be a bit antsy. He stops being antsy as I prod him, as the whole robes light up in a crimson light, bathing the teahouse, which is kind of so useful for privacy right now. The tiny crimson snake in the robes stops squirming forever, but something slides out of it-some kind of construct made out of scales and entropic energy crafted into a loose body. It gracefully touches the ground, looks around, and looks at me.

...I quickly put on the Crimson Serpent Robes. The Scale Serpant immediately falls under my command, and does the closest it can to a smile in its current state. And with that, I have awesome clothes and a new buddy!

GET: Crimson Serpent Robes. Eight heads and eight tails, each long enough to surround a mountain...
Effect: +2 Summon Damage, +2 MP Regen, +1 Range on Summon Spells, +1 Skillslot, Start Every battle with a Scale Serpent. Resists Ice. (The additions are the Scale Serpent over the Glitch spider and the additional MP regen and summon damage.)

stats for scale serpent for Ire reference.

Scale Serpant: 20/20 HP, 9/9 MP. 3 Move. Attack: (7-8), 1, 1. 10% dodge.
Resists: N/A. Weak to: N/A.
A small line of scales interlinked with chaotic energies in the form of a snake. Has a nasty bite.
Skill: Serpent's Gaze. Range 3, Roots the Target. 9 MP.
Skill: Entropic Fang. Range 1. -3 DMG, but Poisons hit target. 3 MP.

Ah.

Ah!

Ahhhh...Achoo!

And thus, Roxxanne's stint as a thyme-empowered being ends very abruptly, with a sneeze of purple things suddenly shooting out of her nostrils. A purple cloud of dust lingers, then fades into nothingness, leaving Roxxanne as she was before. Altogether anticlimatic. Temmie!Roxxanne in the bag doesn't seem affected at all, though, except she isn't as purple anymore... That appears to be an effect of some kind of TemsTwo spell. Welp, looks like Xavier gets to be annoyed 24/7 now, but at least he can't be threatened with Roxxanne moving into and devouring him from the inside-out like some kind of twisted parasite mixed with The Thing, while undoing his entire existence across the entire space-time continuum and all of fiction. That'd be pretty bad. No, now Roxxanne can only threaten Xavier with totally mundane things, like threatening to crush her under her true small-country sized form or eating him.

Originally posted on 2016-11-27 02:45:00

I move to H7 and Healmore at G8 with 2 Splash.

Originally posted on 2016-11-27 06:28:00

MOVE: N6
Engage the special muv at M7
CONTROLLER: Lyra
TURN END

Originally posted on 2016-11-27 17:07:00

I move to J13 and shoot the axe arm.

I then assign my one skillpoint to HP.

Originally posted on 2016-11-27 17:41:00

"Bzzt- Well shit. May as well move and then do come crafting and build updating because I can't do anything because stunned. -Bzzt"
(Also it doesn't show that I'm stunned, but I'm going to assume that I am stunned according to the turn log.)
I move to (H8) and stay. Now try and laser-arrow me ya piece of scrap!
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Crafting time! YAY!

INPUT: Potions of Burrito (x1), Medical Herbs (x3), Piece of Everlasting Apple (x1), Temmie Flake (x1), Green Sap Jar (x1)

So, the Potions of Burrito. Apparently they taste kinda bad seems all that's in there is potion, water, and spices, according to Toast. However, I know just how to fix it up to make it more enjoyable. And much better.

I take a vial of Green Sap. Already off to a great start; the sap tastes horrible. However, I also take a singular Temmie flake. A bit better; it tastes like cardboard. I also take a few slices off the Everlasting Apple. Great. And for extra potency, I take a handful of medical herbs.

I take the Green Sap, and place a medical herb in it, and apply an absorption spell to both the herb and sap. After about a second, the herb begins to absorb the awful taste of the sap, making the sap taste a little sweet, like maple syrup, but not. The Medical Herb is a sickly brown as a result, its medicinal properties drained out into the syrup, making it unusable. The Green Sap became Green Syrup!

Taking the singular temmie flake, I begin to work out how to extract the high-quality spices from the cardboard-like base. And then, I noticed; it was merely that the spices were stuck to it, and not actually absorbed into it. So, I begin to precisely scrape off the spice into a small dish, and dump the Green Syrup into said dish. Mix thoroughly, and bam! Temmie Syrup made!

But something was missing... something big. As it turns out, the cardboard actually adds to the awesome flavor of the syrup. So, I grind it up with some medical herbs in a mortar and pestle, making the cardboard healthy as well as adding the flavor that was desperately missing from the syrup. I dump the mixture into the syrup, and mix until it's evenly spread out across the volume of syrup.

I slice up the Everlasting Apple slices into even more pieces, and put them in a food processor we have somehow. I also put the syrup in, making sure to get every last bit into it. I close the lid, and proceed to activate it, allowing the apple to become sliced up into a fine powder. Or would be, if the syrup also wasn't in there. As a result, it absorbs the Everlasting Powder. The food processor also cleans up any lost chunks of herb and cardboard. Everlasting Temmie Syrup obtained! I put it into another dish, again, making sure to get all of it out.

Now, at long last, taking the Potions of Burrito and mixing them with the Everlasting Temmie Syrup. I take the potions, and dump them all out into a large mixing bowl along with the syrup. I mix thoroughly for at LEAST 3 minutes before finally deciding that it's mixed well enough to put back into the vials. I proceed to do so.

And it's done!

RESULT: Potions of Temmie Syrup Burrito. +5 HP Regen.

But I'm not done yet.

INPUT: Sap-Soaked Helmet (x1), Medical Herbs (x5), Yarn Ball (x2), Potions of Regeneration (x1), Hollowed Cigar (x1)

Ah, the Sap-Soaked Helmet. It was fun breaking the game with you. But now, you're due for an upgrade with your main selling point gone.

So, let's get started.
The sap that laces the helmet is fine and all, but it really needs to be made better. So, I proceed to un-harden the sap, and re-apply it in a more suitable way. I harden it in a more uniform shape this time, with the horns becoming tree-like on the top and the sap hardening much more uniformly as I re-harden it back onto the helmet. Looks better already; it's not all wavy and ugly like before.

I then take 4 medical herbs, and, along with two yarn balls, place them into the Potions of Regeneration. Cue absorption spell on the medical herbs and yarn; this time, they take the healing energies from the potions, infusing them with astronomical healing energies. I also take the Hollowed Cigar, and pour some of the regeneration potion down it, as well as wrapping the ends with medical herb, making it more healthy to use it. I then bend it slightly, and fix it in place by hardening some of the helmet's sap around it, having it be located at the top of the helmet, both ends pointing upwards slightly.

Then, I proceed to tie the medical herbs to the horns with the yarn, all infused with regeneration potion. I tie two herbs to a horn with one ball of yarn, and do the same for the other horn. I harden some of the helmet's sap around the tied bit of herb, to ensure that it stays put, and to hide the ugly white yarn on the red and green helmet and herb.

I then proceed to ignite both ends of the cigar on the sap-soaked helmet, making them smoke a little bit. I guess it's to tap into the spiritual energy of stuff or something, while providing huge regeneration.

It looks like an actual shaman wore this helm, given its natural, spiritual and magical appearances.

RESULT: Tree Shaman's Helm. +3 HP Regen, +6 MHP, 50% Chance to ignore poisoned and badly poisoned. RESISTS: Earth. WEAK TO: Fire.

I immediately equip this stuff if I can.

Also, I request a Health + Regen Tank build on the walkthrough, just for keks. (FracturedEye will probably call me insane for thinking up this build combo)

Originally posted on 2016-11-27 22:23:00

Shoot forgot to greet Xavier last turn, so he'll do that now. Shooty bonks firmly grasps Xavier by the hand for (3-4) Damage Comradery!

"Welcome to the party!"

Shooty attempts to summon the confetti from Page 200.

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[big]Turn 188 Actions:[/big]

After seeing how badly he messed up his last turn, Shooty questions if he should be using the Flandre's Iris anymore.

"Yeah, I'm just gonna put this away until I get good at it."

Shoot switches back to the Pulse Rifle. He figures he should go for the 1st Metallic Arm, therefore he does so. However, this would meaning trying to trickshot it past Xavier and Toast. He shrugs, and takes / tricks the shot.

> Weaponswitch to the Pulse Rifle.
> Pulse Rifle (trick)shot at Metallic Arm #1.

Originally posted on 2016-11-27 22:24:00

I move to J8 and attack the spawner.

Originally posted on 2016-11-28 01:44:00

She talks to Marron as she does her actions for this turn.

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. We really would never have a better chance to use that. Anyway, I have a plan to keep Ette alive and kicking. First off I'll shoot the far arm with Love, then you Ette him Up. After, I'll send a Melody your way, and then you can Ette Up again. She's gonna be healed for a ton, you'll have your special ready (probably), and everything will be fine.

Toast follows through with those actions:
>Toast moves to J8.
>Toast attacks MetalArm2 with Love.
>Marron does her thing.
>Toast uses Melody on her.
>Marron does her thing again.

Originally posted on 2016-11-28 01:47:00

Chlorin moves to E3, switches to the Iron Sight, (BAM BAM SHOT GOT SHOT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED)s Moai3, and sidles back to G5.

C!Chlorin then examines EVERY game in the game collection for their names.

Originally posted on 2016-11-28 04:27:00

"...Oh, right. The gravity. I forgot about that somewhat. Thanks for the indirect save, Chloe."

This turn, the Operative suddenly realizes that something big is going to appear. He promptly stares at the imminent WARE tiles, and... kind of loses it for a bit.

"...Oh. No. Hell no. No. No. No. And also no. Just. No. No. Don't. Shattered, I know you're thinking of showing up there. Don't you dare. Don't you FUCKING dare. Piss off. Go away. Spawn somewhere else! Appear next to Chairitomb or some shit! Not here! Not now! DON'T YOU DARE SHOW YOUR FUCKING TREEFRUIT-ASS BROKEN WARE FACE AROUND HERE YOU-"

Aaand I cut his dialogue short because it's pretty much a very angry rant dedicated to telling the Shattered to piss off. Then, he fumes faintly, deciding to move to K7 to shock both the Bow and the Spawner at the same time... then, he ROARS in a disturbingly uncharacteristic manner while grabbing the spawner arm and RIPPING IT CLEAN IN HALF, his body slightly unfolding into the wire form in order to have a tighter and more rippy grip on the arm. If it's already been deaded before he got to it, then he does the same thing to the Bow Arm instead. Then, he seems to growl softly... It might pay to have Chloe tighten the reins on him a little. Literally or metaphorically. Cause, you know, angry Operative might not fare very well against the Shattered. If that is indeed what is going to appear there.

Originally posted on 2016-11-28 12:16:00

Anyway, I prone and shoot the OSP. Then I unprone.

#notime lol

Originally posted on 2016-11-28 15:54:00

I allocate all of my skill points to SPC, then equip the Cracked Eggshell in place of the Crimera Cloak.

Originally posted on 2016-11-28 23:22:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-NINE>
Teag attempts to join the fight and simply cast Temship Raid, but simply poking in and then leaving for summons is serious abuse. Come to think of it, I'll make it so that if you leave battles, your summons poof out of existence. Your sentry will be exempt for this battle, so lucky you. The Author then cooks a pretty sick meal. After preparing the meal, you have some leftover ingredients, so you opt to make a bit more, adding the Author's Feast to the inventory.

Battlefury then makes some Adamanitium Bolts with 2 Hallowed Bars, 2 Durasteel, 2 Titanium, 1 Cinder Log, 4 Hallowed Bark, and 5 Diamonds. Marron seems incredibly pleased with your gift. After admiring your handiwork, she loads the bolts up, giving Therma +1 damage; to the base attack, and weapon skill!

tc: Kinda weird how the few of you who fought me (despite the implications of you being the kinds of people who'd beat up a young girl) are actually being decent human beings.
tc: So thanks. Seriously.

You then talk with Xavier, with Marron listening in. Xavier grits his teeth; you're absolutely right. He tries to think of something to say back, but can't think of anything properly witty or smart to say. Meanwhile, Marron's smirks at him cockily, her teeth flashing.

tc: Hell. Yes.
tc: Please, take him down another notch!
tc: He looks so dumb when he's fuming!

Xavier is indeed fuming.

ut: OH MY GOD.
ut: Marron, if Roxxanne wasn't inside this backpack, you'd be begging for mercy.
ut: And I sure-as-gorilla wouldn't give it to you.
tc: Ooh, at again with the "edgy chatter".
tc: My my, aren't you a smart one; threatening to kill me with everyone else around.
tc: "Everyone else", including my sister. Great planning, as always!

Ette looks at Xavier in a completely normal fashion, because she has a static, unchanging face. Even if she did have a death-glare, it wouldn't be very death-y. Apparently, Marron's statement brought him over the top, as Ette is sadly forced to use her action on Bearhug, to stop Xavier from flattening her with a beam. HealerX then does not enjoy a big soup rice, and +1's his MP. Roxxanne then keeps doing a lot of things. First, she flies away from Flumpty's House of Horrors, which doesn't appear to be going boom but probably will soon. She takes .EXE with her, leaving Freddy to die. He flips you off as you fly away.

.EXE joins the party as a summon, like Ayaze. You're not really sure how to describe her body language, but she seems thankful for her rescue. You then tell off Xavier, and explain as to why you keep Marron along. You also flash the Cracked Eggshell for good measure. For starters, he addresses how you think Ire being more stable around the Godmodding wars being a miracle.

ut: It's quite logical, really.
ut: The Sleuth, from what I can make out, was made for use against Godmodders.
ut: When it can't fill it's directive, it's stability seems to take a moderate hit.
ut: Hell if I know who made it and why, though; maybe somebody had a Godmodder problem or something.

You then mention your hunger, failing to notice that the Author prepared you a nice lunch. Xavier raises his finger to say something when you mention being a traitor, then only manages to let out a simple "gorilla" as he realizes he just attempted to fire a beam at Marron. You then piece together the Crimson Serpent Robes using-

[small][small]gorilla

Roxxanne is addressing me directly

this may or may not be dangerous

maybe I should just-[/small][/small]

Roxxanne suddenly finds herself removed from existence for a brief duration. She respawns with literally no negative effects on her. Unfazed, due to the painless nature of the death, you spend some Skillpoints on HP and MP, and actually go and build the Crimson Serpent Robes using the Epic Summoner Robes, a chunk of Mythril, an Entropic Fragment, the Mechanical Worm, and Redstone's Corpse Dust. You manage to create the robes will no ill effects, but you don't spend gold on Mythril because you already have some! Again, maybe using Entropic Fragments was a bad idea; something might've happened. Whatever it was, it isn't immediately obvious.

You then proceed to run out of Thyme energy and collapse, due to power backlash. Oh well. Jon +1's his HP, while Darkside makes a mouthwatering concoction (to Chloe, anyway); the Potions of Temmie Syrup Burrito. You also then upgrade the Sap Soaked Helmet as well; this doesn't seem to grant you +3 HP Regen; rather, it only gives 2, but an increase of 8 HP instead. The GM simply can't seem to bear to give you more than 10 HP Regen.

ga: Wish I could equip those potions...
ga: Oooh, hat idea!
ga: One of those silly drinking helmets, but for regeneration potions!
ga: That'd be awesome to have!

Shooty then handshakes Xavier. He doesn't really respond. Toast then plans something rather delightful with Marron in terms of healing, while Chlorin then examines every game in the video game collection. They're games; vague ones. If you called upon an appropriate game, you'd probably find it. To finish this portion of the dop, Siria increases her SPC by 3.

<BATTLE: FOE RUSH, TURN SIX>
Nothing much to say; just keep fighting the foes! Chlorin is dead though, so maybe tend to him. More bodies, less DPS, greater odds of failure.

<BATTLE: THE CREATURE TESTING CHAMBER, TURN THREE>
The Shattered is here. That's all I can say. It's back, possibly stronger than ever, and almost certainly about to die. After all, one of you deleted it's heart. You monsters.

Originally posted on 2016-11-29 01:00:00

I expend 2 gold to obtain 20 golden ingots.
Battlefury: Move to I8, use Guardian, retreat to G9.
Dog 1: Leap to H5, annoying flux H4.
Dog 2: Annoying flux D8. Move to E8

...cp: before you try to outright murder the dog, i should mention it's gonna die no matter what due to relying on it's mp pool to exist
cp: did i mention it has a 3 mana decay per round
cp: also xavier that was completely and utterly predictable
cp: i mean seriously you basically set yourself up for failure with that one
cp: you announced your intent to murder, and made a death threat towards a person who has "transform into a majestic doggerfly" as one of his responses to death
cp: seriously though
cp: I'd like to mention the fact that ultimately, your ticket out of this mindscape is revocable, though you won't be the next morality core.
cp: To be frank, you honestly seem pretty blind to the future. Even in the short term.
cp: While Marron isn't perfect at all, your behavior is making her look positively angelic.
cp: It's funny how you said you were gonna deal with her on your own time.
cp: And then you went ahead with a death threat. In front of the most powerful members of the people you were trying to murder, and right next to a puppet capable of stopping you.
cp: In all seriousness, step off. You already lost this argument, and we aren't going to off Marron at least by our own will, regardless of what you can do.
cp: And one of your skills is completely useless, by the way.
cp: How about this: If you don't try to murder us and are helpful throughout zone four, i might just make you a God's Hand, with integrated anti-betrayal mechanisms that can be removed depending on how you act post chairitomb.
cp: Alternately, we can have Mr. Operative charge a glitch creeper, tie you to a pole, and lock you in with the aforementioned charged glitch creeper.
cp: If you actually put effort into earning our trust and helping instead of acting like you actually have the power you used to have when you have none of that, we might have given you a sliver of trust.
cp: But right now, you seem to be in-line for death via exploding creeper.
cp: Consider this a warning that if you don't change your ways and fast, your exit ticket may be revoked.
cp: As may your ability to breathe, if you go down this path.


Originally posted on 2016-11-29 01:48:00

I use a manaflare on the Monitor.

Originally posted on 2016-11-29 06:26:00

rip shattered, your heart didn't even live for a full 15 minutes before it was annihilated via application of complete deletion by tazz
---
As soon as Xavier tried the absolutely BALLSY move of making a very obvious attempt at being a traitor, DarkSide just looks at him with his draconic glare. Like, a glare of 'Did you honestly just attempt that?' kind of thing? Buddy. If he wasn't walkin' on thin ice before, he most certainly is now. He'll probably kill everyone and use them as test subjects before he even comes close to changing. Unless we actually do something to actually make him fear for his life. I bet he's going to remain this brooding ass without doing something of the sort.

I don't mean pull a disgusting execution or something; perhaps just a thing to inject fear into him without outright killing him, as that's, what I'm feeling, is the only thing that his kind would understand.

When the time is right, we should do that. But until then...
---
"Hey. Auth, mind throwing me an Enchant Weapon: Light? I think you know what I'm planning."
Using the last of the power that I am allowed to use currently, I CritAug myself, and back away to (H10) for now. If I can, I store a Trueform 50% as well.
If this goes off without a hitch, I should be able to do a minimum of 114 damage, counting for around 1/4 of OSP's health pool.
---
DarkSide's Shade returns.
As usual, he goes around doing stuff.
He heads to the Outer Wall and loots the chest in the Small Alcove. He then heads to the Workship Entryway, and shoves the rocket boosters into the inventory. Then, he moves to where the entrance to the Waterfall was, and begins mining out any possibly valuable ores in the collapsed region until he's exhausted. Note: he doesn't bother with the dog pickaxe, instead using his tail (because he's also a dragon, if only temporarily) to dig like a drill.


Originally posted on 2016-11-29 07:25:00

h0i.
i get last post on page 204.

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 205 is bork.

Originally posted on 2016-11-29 18:44:00