f1rst
Teag appears at G7, and ()Turn's.

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 01:21:00

I spawn in at J8 and shoot the nearest part of the Destroyer I can.

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 02:13:00

third *whatever combob

If the Operative moves in front of her, Toast uses Melody on him after he acts, singing this. She then moves back a space.

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 02:17:00

I move to J17, poke the God's Hand with a basic attack, then retreat to h16

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 02:18:00

Chlorin equips the Aetherian Jadesaw before walking into the battle. He spawns at I7, and revs up the chainsaw with flames.

Chlorin then responds to Toast.

It's ok! I'm just going to borrow it to bifurcate Mr. No Face right here, and then I'll switch back to my six shooter!

And then he realizes he can just shoot the thing twice.

godammit chlorin stop being a novakid and start being a good fighter

Chlorin spawns at H6, moves to G3, and pegs the Faceless Automaton.



Originally posted on 2016-11-10 04:44:00

FC: woah, woah, woah- I did *not* give you permission to use that.
FC: >:/

~

FC: nope nope nope.
FC: that aint happening.
FC: even if I did let you use it, you could just shoot it twice and be done with it, rather than wasting time revving up and switching weapons.
FC: but to be clear,
FC: Im not letting you use it.
FC: ...you didnt even ask if you could use it or anything.

Shooty already seems to have it covered, actually.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 05:10:00

"Let's be honest... you'll probably have only one hand-shaped drone after this."
DarkSide literally shakes his arm that he used to fistbump-tank the God's Hand, mending it with regen. His eyes then glow a vibrant red, a smirk running from the center of his face to the left side of his mouth.
"LET'S GET 'IM, FELLAS!"
Dark energies begin to focus on DarkSide, enclosing him in a sphere of pure darkness... after a second, a familiar set of black wings and unnerving, beastly red glowing eyes emerges from it. It was clear;
He used Dragon Forme! The remaining dark energies explode out from him, not harming anything, but giving everyone some semblence of uneasiness; there is very little for allies, more for enemies, and the majority of it was focused on Xavier, causing a lot of distress.
It was at this moment, the God's Hand that just appeared knew...
...it gorilla'd up.

@Sp33d/The Author: If you can, apply Enchant Weapon: Electric to me before my move.

I use a Night Meld 50% on the God's Hand. This will put me at ~6 HP, so I'll be in serious need of heals. However, this basically nearly destroys the hand, having it take ~40 damage; more than half it's HP. So, you know what to do.

@Other healers: I'm in serious need of healing after this. So if you can, heal me.

If I'm not healed beyond killing range of the Hand, I devour the Burrito.
"...Needs more pasta IMO."
...
...
...The fuck?
This guy has some weird tastes, that's for sure.

@Everyone else who can: Focus down the God's Hand! That thing's a serious threat to our backlines!

@Pri/Temcey: Fire off the last round in the ballista, and/or fire the pistol machinegun at the weakened walls to try and destroy them.

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 05:30:00

Shooty examines the battlefield before officially spawning in. He takes a look at all the enemies, finding out as much as he can in the Bestiary.

"Hmm...that big one with all the health...The Destroyer, right? Weak to...Electric! Do I have anything Electricy around here?"

"Oh, yeah, that."

Shooster puts the Rifle into the Inventory in exchange for the Pulse Rifle.

"Snipe Time 2: Electric Boogaloo?"

Shoot decides to unofficially change the name of the Pulse Rifle to Electric Boogaloo.

"Anyways, onto shooting things!"

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[big]Actions:[/big]
Shoot kicks an imaginary door down at H6 and proceeds to yell "What's up bois?" at his foes. He spots the Faceless Automation in the North-West corner of the arena, runs at it, and snipes.

At least, that's what he would do if Chlorin didn't have that one covered.

Instead, he kicks his pretend door down at H10 and starts shotting the Truffle Shuffle out of The Destroyer.

> Spawn in at Foe Rush 3, H10.
> Pulse Rifle / 'Electric Boogaloo' shot at The Destroyer.

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 06:18:00

HealerX flies into I17, heals Darkside up using Thaumic Crusader Rounds, and dodge-rolls to G17.
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>tfw today's thought
>gorillaing incredible.

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 10:32:00

The Author congratulates Gladius on a well placed shot.

"Well done. That was a masterfully done throw, if I may. Certainly not the easiest, considering the subject."

The Author examines the situation, reasoning that a good course of action would be getting Gladius up to the Second Floor as well as the Operative. In fact, he was about to assist in such an attempt, when the God's Hand erupts out the door, and Darkside tanks it with the most epic fistbump ever.

Epic... if by that we mean the damage done to Darkside. The Author can see, without needing a proper, detailed examination, that he's probably broken every bone in that arm, completely popped the shoulder out of the socket, likely broken his collarbone as well, and fractured at least three ribs. Probably more. The Author is suprised that Darkside can still stand.

"Dear lord! My idea can wait, this man needs urgent medical attention!"

The Author sets The Inkblot to heal, and points it at Darkside.

"You'll feel a splash."

He cakes Darkside in purple-blue ink. It then turns red and is absorbed into the body.

"That should keep you from keeling over, now, about that thing."

The Author shoots the God's Hand a look of disdain. He clicks his fingers, and applies his buff to Darkside. An enchantment of Electricicy.

The Author loads a new canister into the Inkblot.

"Tear it apart for me."

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 12:08:00

I bash the door again.

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 15:50:00

I move to D17, fire the P.Minigun at the closest and weakest wall while Temcey fires another ballista arrow at the weakest wall

Originally posted on 2016-11-10 16:04:00

"You picked the wrong place to beta-test your second gauntlet, boy. A machine is useless...
If it can't do anything."

MOVE: K18
ATTACK: Godhand
APPLY: Sleep
RETREAT: K16

Originally posted on 2016-11-11 05:08:00

The Operative stands there for a moment, then gets out the Iron Fence and sort of hurls it a short distance on it's side, so that it catches on E12 and G12 of second floor, then the remaining length of it unfurls down to F13 of floor 1, acting as a pseudo-ladder for Gladius to climb up.

"There. Ladder. Does that work for ya? I'm kind of busy with things up here... like, fighty things. Also, be cautious. I suspect a thing might happen that is very bad for both us and your brother if it does happen."

He then proceeds to wait for an answer. In the event that the fence will suffice, he then turns and runs all the way to J6, slings a shock bolt at the Godhand, "retreats" to H5, picks up the Melody cast from Toast, then smirks and turns to Xavier.

"I have a fully-charged special which ramps my damage up to obscene levels through the power of doublestrike and an electric damage aura. You have a 100% weakness to Electric attacks, of which my entire arsenal is designed to pump out as many as possible, including the uncanny ability to do so on YOUR attacks by countering you. I also have a 50% damage resistance to the first hit I take in each turn. You should probably surrender at some point before I show you why provoking the electric damage dueling specialist when you have 100% Electric weakness is a horrible plan. Or I could just electrocute you until you have a seizure."

If he surrenders, The Operative smiles menacingly at him and says "Good choice. Chloe no doubt has a few words to say to you."

If he doesn't surrender, The Operative cracks a downright psychotic smirk as he proceeds to activate UNLIMITED, lightning bolts erupting outwards from his body and shooting off electrical sparks all over the place, the armor plating coming away to reveal the sheer power coursing through his wires. He then proceeds to very brutally murder the Godhand with the power of electric katana bullshit, and if he somehow fails at that, remains where he is to ensure his electric damage aura finishes it off. If it dies as is planned, he instead uses his retreat value to move right next to Xavier, giggling and staring down at him with glowing yellow eyes, looking exactly like a completely psychopathic murderer in terms of body language and expression. Oh also for some reason in this particular timeline of events his armor plating moves off to the side to expose the fact that his wire body looks way too much like it'd be able to trap someone inside him and crush/electrocute the victim to death. And it seems like the intended victim at this point in this specific timeline variant would be someone of roughly Xavier's size, too. What a horrible way to go that would be...

Originally posted on 2016-11-11 12:33:00

My new mildly-related fwiendaweys are super-awesome! :3

Move to N14, begin summonin' something at Q14.
Apply medical treatment to the Bird Flipper to heal it to full HP AND cure Doomed, instantly! Retreat to M9.
Throw a Sapsplash-alike at N6 to freeze Grunkfuss and Eyesaur in place! Move to I8 after.
The Bird-Flipper will move to P11.

OK, so, I don't like being in a hot stinky room that's almost certainly about to be feeling the heat of a certain pair of clowns. SOOOOO, I spin around and around and around and when I stop spinnin' like a top, I'm at N14! WhoaohW! With that done, I plop a tiny blue ball of hyper-concentrated glitch in the corner of the room. Hurray! It'll probably turn into something next turn, just like the Bird Flipper!

...OK, that's neat and all, but what about the Bird Flipper? Oh no! He's 'doomed!' Oh, what is anyone to do? Oh, wait, right! I can plotbend! :3 Using my masterful powers of plotbending, I fortify the Bird Flipper's stamina and life force through the power of pure, raw grit of incredible magnitudes! I then decide this isn't enougherino, and then channel an additional force of hope and preserverance into the mix to eradicateriner the 'Doomed' condition!

I then realize neither of this will work, and proceed to dump a whole load of hot sauce onto the Bird Flipper! IT's filled with antistatusconditiono peppers! Little known fact: antistatuscondtiono peppers cures all status effects! Why is it little known? Well, I just made that pepper up on the spot! But it now exists, forever. Because I made it up, and Thyme. This is so cool! I could probably make up superpowers for myself that I keep if I was really trying ohmygosh aaaaa I could say that a horde of puppies cuddles me and it'd happennnnnnnnnn hnggggggggg

oh right Bird yes Uh ADORABLE PUPPIES CUDDLE THE BIRD FLIPPER AND HEAL IT TOO AND NOT LIKE THOSE WEIRDO DOGS THAT BATTLEFURY LOVES. THEY'RE ACTUAL PUPPIES AND THEY ARE ACTUALLY ADORABLE. Yes! The Bird Flipper is cured of all doom, because all the doom went away when puppies played with it! So adoriboo. So kawaii, I had to say that. Shut up, haters.

I move to M9 after that. Puppies.

Oh, right, those two. Hrm, so the Deleted is over there...Ah, I know. I pull out my trusty old Sapsplash Tome! Being on Thyme, this means I can instantly master the spell. But...Hey! This is wayyyyyy too weaksauce. Not enough strongsauce! I throw it away (back to the inventory) and pull out a BIGGER Sapsplash tome, known as a Super Sapsplash Tome! It depicts a big tree. Yep, it'll do! I begin chantin' a magical spell of magic...but I'm bored, so I just activate the spells effects on N6.

A massive green portal appears overhead Grunkfuss and Eyesaur! Eyesaur is probably already looking, but Grunkfuss has to turn his head to see a really massive tree floating down from the portal into the surprisingly high-roofed building. They panic, because it looks like an awesome high-yield attack power thingy! And they should be, too. >:3 The Tree starts to twitch and shake, and it starts to kind of...Wring itself out! Like a towel! A towel, and it's full of super-sticky sap of disgustingness! It gets everywhere! Soon Grunkfuss and Eyesaur are so covered in slime they can't even move! Slow 3, modda trokkas! Eat that Slimy Sap everywhere all over you! But not literally! It's not edible! It's actually highly toxic and you are probably also poisoned, like actual Sapsplash! But actually, eat it anyways because I said so! Like that! Yeah! Nom it up! Get really sick! So sick you can't even move! It'll probably hurt you a bit too!

And I'll just kind of scoot over to I8 after that. :3 :3 :3 Go my mildly related fwiendaweys! Control Alt Delete those guys! :3 :3 :3

Originally posted on 2016-11-11 16:05:00

Siria moves to H3 and fires off another Railgun at Grunkfuss.

Originally posted on 2016-11-11 20:53:00

Mabuz spawns at I8 and Grim Bolts the Destroyer Head, paying extra mana so that it will (hopefully) bounce along its body a few times.

Originally posted on 2016-11-11 21:13:00

<TURN ONE-HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FOUR>
Teag, Jon, Chlorin, Shooty and Mabuz all join the Foe Rush!

...That's it for this part of the update! Whoa.

Okay, given the presence of Ware 13, I'll be updating the battles in THIS order.

Rush -> House -> Skies -> Egg

<BATTLE: FOE RUSH, TURN ONE>
The foes are closing in, but you've managed to eliminate the Faceless Automation thanks to a lucky critical hit. Watch out for the Chaos Ray: it can hit hard, and several of you at once if you don't position properly. If I were you, I'd try to kill the Ray sooner, rather than later.

<BATTLE: THE RUNDOWN HOUSE, TURN THREE>
Xavier promptly surrendered after the Operative rushed within a couple of meters of him. This was compacted with the severe damage his house had gone through, along with the damage to his army. [small][small](Not to mention the damage to his ego.)[/small][/small] Chloe, with the help of Numbersoup to smash down the still-locked door, walks in through the front door, over some debris, and over to Xavier, who is currently being cornered by the Operative. She gestures to him to stand aside so that she can talk with him, uninterrupted.

ga: ...Heya, Xavier.
ut: Hello, sister.
ga: I have a few questions for you. I'm sure everyone else does, too.
ut: But of course they do. Ask away, "Darling."

She grimaces, and clears her throat.

ga: Why'd you even work with Bill? You knew well that the others would triumph against him.
ut: I couldn't pass up the chance. Proper vessels to experiment on are low in supply.
ut: Besides, the people that he were offering were quality, unlike Nia; just a normal, hapless gori-[/color]

Chloe cuts Xavier off with a well-timed slap, smashing into his left cheek. There's a visible handprint as to where her hand impacted. She's furious.

ga: Anyway, let's change the subject...
ga: What the gorilla did you do with her!?
ut: Nothing much. I simply took her conciousness, and imbued it with a bit of entropy.
ga: You did WHAT!?
ut: ...
ut: I quite literally just told you.

There's another slap.

ut: Rude.
ut: Anyway, The experiment's been going rather well. Her conciousness is fighting against the entropy, holding it at bay.
ut: Sure, she's been steadily losing her overall control, but at least in her degraded state, I myself can still moderately control her.
ut: She's been a huge success, in my eyes. To further my studies, I need a new body.
ga: ...Control her? So you got her to attempt to murder Toast?
ut: Who's Toast? And why is his name so stupid?

Chloe points back to Toast, and facepalms at the misgendering.

ut: Ah. Well, I didn't even know of the attack. Assuming there was one.
ut: "She" shouldn't have even encountered her, to say the least. She should be safely contained within her little tube within the basement.

Chloe turns to heads towards the Basement. She stops in her step as Xavier speaks up.

ut: Don't you even think of going to see her.
ut: She's dangerous.
ut: I said that I have control.
ut: It's incredibly limited. I can contain her within the tube and deliver "controlled shocks", but that's about it.
ut: If you release her...
ut: You're gonna have a bad time.
[small][small]ut: hell yes got to quote that[/small][/small]

Chloe begrudgingly stays stays put. She proceeds to address everyone at the house.

ga: I'll be taking my brother downstairs soon.
ga: If you have any questions for him, now's the time to ask...
ga: You can make him a core... AFTER I take him down there. Whenever convenient.

<BATTLE: THE MW ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM, TURN ONE>
Not much to say. The Owl is getting closer, though...

<BATTLE: FLUMPTY'S SCRAMBLED JAM, TURN THREE>
"what the gorilla"
-everyone

Originally posted on 2016-11-12 04:13:00

F1rst.
x2 combob.

Also, TURN X3 COMBOB.
Teag runs over to C6 and builds an 11 MP Sentry at F3. He then runs up to E4 and Upgrades the Sentry. Finally, Teag meditates.

Originally posted on 2016-11-12 05:45:00

Delta doesn't know what the crap is going on.

Originally posted on 2016-11-12 16:50:00